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Earlier this month, two state lawmakers in California and Wisconsin introduced bills to treat “stealthing” — the practice of secretly removing a condom during sex, without the consent or knowledge of the person you are having sex with — as the crime it so clearly is.

In Wisconsin, Rep. Melissa Sargent introduced Bill LRB-3346, which would more clearly define the act as a crime of sexual assault. In California, Cristina Garcia introduced a bill that would treat tampering with a condom during sex in this way as a form of rape.

Now, one would assume that these laws would be something we could all get behind. Because, duh, if someone consents to sex with a condom, their consent to sex is conditional on that condom being there and protecting them from pregnancy or STIs. Remove the condom, remove the consent. As you may recall, this is the crime Julian Assange was accused of in Sweden.

But if you were to assume that, you would be wrong. Because people are horrible! Especially Nazi-type people who really, really love Donald Trump, who are not only horrible in the way that they are Nazis who love Donald Trump, but also in every other imaginable way.

Over on The Daily Stormer, contributer KKKomerad is very upset about this and believes it is a conspiracy on behalf of Jewish people and feminists to “make all Goyish sex rape” and also to prevent them from continuing the white race. For some reason they seem to believe that the laws will only apply to White Christians, despite the fact that this is definitely not mentioned in either piece of legislation. That reason would be the fact that they are batshit fucking crazy.

The k*kes know that anything leads to a healthy White baby is bad for the Judenreich and must be stopped ASAP – after all, that baby might grow up to be a brick layer, der Grenadier or a Daily Stormer reader.
So go ahead, dear reader, and stealth for the glory of the white race! Spill your seed into as many white thots as you desire.

Thots, of course, stands for “that ho over there.” It is slightly ironic that a rabid white supremacist would adopt a term from African-American Vernacular English, but logic is not their strong suit over at The Daily Stormer.

So, yeah, he thinks it’s part of some plot to make there be fewer white babies, and that this is a thing that Nazis should actually do in order to propagate the white race. At least where it is legal — as noted in the first “Editor’s note,” which reads “Unless it’s a crime in your jurisdiction, of course… The Daily Stormer doesn’t endorse breaking the law – but we do endorse impregnating thots.”

The second “Editor’s Note” includes actual instructions for removing a condom so that one’s partner doesn’t notice.

Also this friendly tip!

Then, when she comes up pregnant, threaten to call her family members if she has an abortion. You can also threaten to post about it on the internet.

Again, only do this in jurisdictions where this is legal. So like, if you live in Wisconsin, take her on a romantic vacation to the UP of Michigan (it is a very romantic place, btw).

Nothing says romance like taking a woman on a lovely vacation for the purpose of impregnating her against her will and then threatening blackmail in order to force her to carry your baby.

I guess if there were any women out there who were somehow still on the “Should I fuck a Nazi?” fence, this should really be a clear sign that fucking a Nazi is a very, very bad idea.

[Daily Stormer Via We Hunted The Mammoth]

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  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    In most western countries taking off a condom without the woman’s consent is already considered rape.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and say that the same people who support “stealthing” are also people who would be positively livid if a woman “oopsed” them.

    • Dolmance

      Just wait until they get chased all over the country by their State’s Child Services for 18 years of monthly Child Support.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        In my last job, I always knew which guys were the ones trying to evade child support. They were the ones who’d quit about a week after we got the garnishment notice.

      • Chris

        Former Child Support Officer here. Regular Child Support is generally assumed to end at 18 but in fact it varies from state to state. while most cut off support at 18 it is really important to know the state as some go to 19 (like Alabama) or 21 (say DC or Puerto Rico) and some gawd awful state out west can go to 28 – and this is for a non-disabled child. Support for a disabled child can be continued for the life of the child in most states. Most states with the 18 year limit have a clause where support is continued through high school if high school is completed prior to age 19.
        The thing is, this is for current support only. Arrears never go away and will always be owed until you die.
        We will now return to your regularly scheduled broadcast.

        • Dolmance

          That’s the nicest thing I’m likely to hear all day.

          • Chris

            Happy to help. Let me know if you need any more info.

    • JMP

      A lot of them are obsessed with the idea that women purposefully get pregnant to get child support money, and think men should be allowed to refuse it.

      • Shanzgood

        Contingent upon women retaining the legal right to abortion, they should be granted the legal right to a “financial abortion”.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    “The UP of Michigan”

    The University of Pregananting?

    • HorseChestnut

      Upper peninsula. It’s where they keep the wolves.

  • Treg Brown ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “In Wisconsin, Rep. Melissa Sargent introduced Bill LRB-3346, which would more clearly define the act as a crime of sexual assault.”

    From the state that brought us Paul fucking Ryan, Scott Walker, and Sheriff Clarke I’m impressed. I hope this passes.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Sometimes Wisconsin progressives don’t Lafollette you down

    • Cogswell

      Please don’t remind me what a cesspool my state has become.

  • The Wanderer

    “Stealthing.”
    Also known as “Getting your fucking skull bashed in with a baseball bat.”
    (with votes)

  • Dolmance

    Maybe after these THOTS get knocked up against their will, they’ll realize that their rapists have been getting a terribly raw deal, simply for being nice.

    What the Hell else could they do?

  • Bemused Australian

    Violation of the rights of others as moral imperative. What is wrong with these people?

    • Edith Prickly

      Everything?

      • Bemused Australian

        Hopefully they’re too busy posting vile shit on the internet to go out and attempt (and I don’t like their chances) to get laid. Bleargh.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Hopefully, the venn diagram between these assholes and the MRA assholes bitching women won’t fuck them because they’re too nice is a great big circle.

    • Jonny On Maui

      How much time do you have?

    • JMP

      To them, women aren’t people but property – thus why they think white women dating/marrying non-white men is somehow a crime against white men – while of course non-white men are semi-human brutes.

      • HorseChestnut

        The only human beings, in their world, are able-bodied, neurotypical, Christian (possibly atheist or Norse pagan) heterosexual white men with right-wing views. Everyone else is “degenerate.”

    • mancityRed6

      you want that alphabetically, or off the top of my head?

  • Edith Prickly
    • Msgr_MΩment

      And certainly the only contact with a Nazi dickhead.

  • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

    This has beta male written all over it.

  • JMP

    Since this is the form of rape he’s famous for committing multiple times, maybe the practice should be called “Assangeing”.

  • baconzgood

    I desire to spill my white seed in your white thot.

    I really don’t want to meet the chick that line works on.

    • Shanzgood

      Strongly mixed Seabreezes work much better, I hear.

      • baconzgood

        I’d go with something more romantic like…can I introduce my quaking eel into the brim of your girl fez?

        • Shanzgood

          So, acid?

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Let me inspect your hovercraft first, to apprise myself of the quality of your eel.

        • JCfromNC

          Not the classic “I wanna pierce the gates of your paradise with my turgid love muscle”?

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    This whole argument assumes sexual opportunities not in evidence. Unless their computer has a 3D woman generator, most of these tripehounds are unlikely to enjoy carnal knowledge of much of anything outside their own stubby little hands, or else some poor helpless goat.

    Meanwhile, what a bunch of rapey creeps these nazi boys are. Vomititious. Just ugh.

    • TheBoatDude

      They keep forgetting to hook up the doll..

  • Bill D. Burger

    Gotta’ increase the chances of finding the next Babby Fuhrer
    “No more juice….I said ‘juice’….bring me mein tit !”

    http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/433/042/a23.gif

  • Cogswell

    They must want to single-handedly increase abortions across the country. I thought they were “pro-life?”

  • Msgr_MΩment

    So the time that they unsheath themselves, should we refer to that as the Night of the Short Knives?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Stumpkreig!

    • DrBigHead

      Well done, sir!

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Interestingly, every time I see your avatar, I think of Mary Tyler Moore.

        • Natalie

          Or That Girl Marlo Thomas.

  • Mavenmaven

    Like most of the Nazi posts about women, this one is again purely in the realm of fantasy as none of them get close enough to “a girl” for this to be a reality.

    • QuestionMark666

      Practicing with a blowup doll is not a crime

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Not until blow-up dolls organise and lobby for protection under the law.

        • QuestionMark666

          That took all the air out of my idea I guess…

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            ISWYDT.

        • QuestionMark666

          Just translated “Ferroequinologist” – clever indeed.
          I ride a BMW R1200RT

          • Ferroequinologist Ron

            I compliment you on your exquisite taste in motorcycles.

          • Querolous

            Andrew Jackson was the first president to ride the iron horse.

      • JCfromNC

        Pish-tosh. These fellows would never stoop to blow up dolls.

        Real Dolls all the way.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    Ima go lay down. Not up for discussing Nazi rapists today.

    • The Wanderer

      (offers a pillow)

  • Nockular cavity

    threaten to call her family members if she has an abortion. You can also threaten to post about it on the internet.

    Well, if that doesn’t convince women that you’re a real catch, and that they should have your baby, I don’t know what will.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      They should just stick to the classics.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg

    • theCryptofishist

      Seriously, there’s a better chance that that baby would have a dreadful upbringing, than some other randomly selected baby. I suppose that’s what they are banking on.

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        IKR, cause just white people won’t cut it, you need entitled, fucked-up white people to make nazis.

        • theCryptofishist

          Who have been looked upon, by their mothers, as horrible, worthless burdens. Not every unplanned child is born into that sort of a horrible matrix, but they are more likely to than planned children.

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            And, given the checkered (charitably speaking) history of Quiverfull, these schemes don’t always go right with two loving parents.

            But thanks for unintentionally breaking the irony meter after bitching about black unwed mothers for a few decades.

          • Natalie

            TY.

        • Natalie

          I was about to post that sentiment but I think you said it better than I would have.

  • motmelere

    Well, I guess my next trip to the UP is ruined; grand waterfalls and majestic moose won’t make a haven for Nazi rapists pleasant enough. Unless the moose bite the Nazis, those can be very nasty, mind you.

    • Nockular cavity

      Don’t let that deter you. It’s a place of vast forests, flooded open-pit mines, and great lakes on either side–in other words, so many places to hide bodies!

    • Left Coast Tom
    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      I was there once, spectating a car rally. Absolutely lovely, and great for ghost-towning. Though in retrospect my opinion might have been tempered by the fact that apart from the rally people I didn’t see ANYONE out and about. At ALL.

      • motmelere

        If I want to see people while on Gitchi Gumee, I go to Madeline Island in Wisconsin. I like the Keweenaw Peninsula when I want to see more wolves & bears than people :)

  • Jonny On Maui

    Maybe cuz I haven’t had enough coffee yet…

    I’m trying to figure out how one removes the condom. I’m assuming the act is already in progress and the condom was confirmed to be ‘on’ before the act commenced. What sort of magician does one need to be to do this trick?

  • Bemused Australian

    It’s interesting that the moral superiority of the master race seems to largely consist of treating everybody else like shit. It’s pathetic and nasty.

    • DrBigHead

      I guess we have a different understanding of what it means to be morally superior.

      • Bemused Australian

        I’m happy if I can get to morally okayish.

  • FZsdaughter

    I really can’t even. Why aren’t lady-hackers destroying the Stormtrooper website day and night? Where is the protest against this insane clown posse? How did this Tool bag get to have enough legitimacy to even be heard? Women, you’ve got to BURN IT DOWN. With votes. Or whatever it’s called when ‘all their base are belong to you’. HACK!!!

    • Jenny

      I dunno, does it have to be lady hackers? I would think any hacker would do.

    • MizzMazz

      Why does it have to be women? We got jobs too, y’know. You go burn it down.

      • Yr. Gma

        Lady hackers would enjoy destroying it more, maybe?

        • MizzMazz

          I would enjoy it if I knew how, but I don’t. I just don’t see why it’s left to us, just like when a male supervisor handed me the vacuum to clean up a mess – what, you don’t know how to use the thing?

          • Shanzgood

            Heh. One of the guys where I used to work asked me if I would change the toner in the printer/copier for him. I said “Sure, if you’ll change the oil in my car for me!”

          • MizzMazz

            It’s especially funny if you know how to do both! Truth be told, I haven’t done the oil change since my Malibu. They put the oil filter in stupid places these days, and I can’t get on or off of a creeper anymore.

          • Shanzgood

            My son is a mechanic so I’m spoiled now!

          • MizzMazz

            Awesome! My boy is a computer whiz, and he’s moved out of state, but spoiled me for hand built computers. I will never buy one from a store again, unless it’s for the TV. I enjoyed working on cars, especially when some well-meaning guy would ask me if he could help. I’d be there with my tools and the rubber mat, and be like, “No, I got this. Just cleaning the spark plugs; they got hit with oil. Gonna have to get the bottom end re-built.” The look on their faces is priceless.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            My brother’s a mechanic. It was tough when he moved far, far away for a job.

        • FZsdaughter

          YES, you got it Yr.Gma! I am a woman too, btw. I just meant it would be good for us to do it as an act of protest. I don’t see why anyone would take it another way, since we’re all here on Wonkette, but I guess everyone’s a bit touchy these days…

    • HorseChestnut

      In addition to the other good points… honestly, misogynist hackers are organized and effective. There’s like a whole volunteer secret police force just waiting to ruin the life of any woman in tech who steps out of line. It’s pervasive. Hackers going up against a site like the Daily Stormer- particularly women- are putting themselves at serious risk.

    • Jamoche

      I’m an old-school hacker – awesome solutions to weird problems, not system cracking.

  • Sophia

    I read about this shit a little while ago. I knew you would be writing about it. Thanks. Women need to be made aware of this practice.

  • baconzgood

    “Should I fuck a NAZI” are words that are rarely googled.

    • Bemused Australian

      Don’t do it.

      • DrBigHead

        For the purposes of science, I did it. over 82 million results. However, the vast majority of them were of the “yeah, fuck the Nazis” variety.

        • Bemused Australian

          XD

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Rule 34!

    • JMP

      “She’s a Nazi, George, a Nazi!”
      “I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi, though.”

  • Nounverb911
    • MizzMazz

      Those should be everywhere. Fantastic!

    • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

      Be careful not to press the button for funyons. Those are extremely difficult to unroll.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      When I was in college (a long time ago), the local headshop had an old cigarette vending machine on their porch stocked with pipes, papers, and screens for those after-hours emergencies.

  • Parakeetist

    I’m having surgery to clear a blocked artery this week. Think I’ll ask if they can do something to my eyes that makes them unable to see neo-Nazis ever again.

    • Bemused Australian

      Then they could sneak up on you. Not good.

      • Parakeetist

        Oh yeah. Maybe just ask to implant laser beams. (Of votes)

        • Ferroequinologist Ron

          I opted for the laser surgery. Imagine my chagrin.

    • Jamoche
  • SeekingResistanceBarbie

    Are these the same guys who complain that women won’t date them?
    https://www.vice.com/sv/article/inside-the-sad-world-of-racist-online-dating

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      And them blame balck women.

    • JMP

      Let’s just say that there is a very large overlap between the MRA, white supremacist and anti-semitic communities; and that the latter see the angry whiny assholes who think they’re persecuted by women not wanting to date them as a big ground for recruiting; for example, see how Milo Yiannopoulos pandered to the misogynist hate group GamerGate to get them into the culture of the white supremacist site Breitbart.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    When I first heard about stealthing, I naively thought it was about experiencing more pleasure… I didn’t realize it was about producing more nazi babies…

  • Ferroequinologist Ron

    We really need to make Nazis Going Their Own Way a thing.

    • theCryptofishist

      “NGTOW” might provide and interesting tension between signifyer and signified.

    • Querolous

      Better yet, Nazis Going Far Away.

  • OrG

    I’ll assume most of these losers won’t be having sex with OR without condoms.

    • HorseChestnut

      You’ll be wrong, though. A lot of them have families, even. They can look very normal in day-to-day life, they don’t all have facial tattoos.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        No matter how normal they look, at some point, they’re going to open their mouths.

  • ServantToTheStars

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7301ef8cf5360613e2f5562ea2a511df07dffa350ad5c4d1676d4bf081d824a5.jpg

    If only we could put some secret sterilization ingredient in their Summer’s Eve.

    • Bemused Australian

      Anti-Nazi eugenics. Still sinking to their level I fear.

    • Jenny

      I think those girls grew up, escaped their parents, and said fuck this nazi shit.

      • JMP

        I think their father sued for custody and won, and got them away from the Nazi bullshit their mother had brainwashed them to believe.

    • TheBoatDude

      I….uh…yeah.

  • Duke

    Just bizarre, fringe loser looking for attention.

  • Niblet58

    No wonder my 20 something aged daughter wants nothing to do with men her age…

    • Bemused Australian

      All 20 something aged men are Nazi rapists?!?! This is new information to me.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Zulu voice: Helllooooo

    • Yr. Gma

      Let’s not do the generation blame thing, okay?

      • Shanzgood

        Oh, lordy…

  • Ryan Denniston

    “Then, when she comes up pregnant, threaten to call her family members if she has an abortion. You can also threaten to post about it on the internet.”

    Can’t imagine why these guys would have a hard time getting laid.

    • Nounverb911

      How do they get out of their mother’s basements in the first place?

      • OrG

        Walking up stairs is hard when you’re 400 lbs.

    • JMP

      What if the woman’s family and friends are not complete total monsters and so, if she had an abortion, would be supportive to her?

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Curses! Foiled again!

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      These guys just don’t get it. They don’t have their priorities straight. Last week I had a date and it went well and I liked her but I wasn’t sure if the feeling was truly mutual so when I brought her back home I simply asked if she was ok if I kissed her. That made such an impression that I ended up not just kissing her. THAT was the moment I raised my Nazi flag and made uberbabies. Sigh. These guys never learn.

    • BosGrl

      There is always a barely legal young woman with low self esteem who can be brainwashed.

      • Yr. Gma

        That is so sad and so true. And there are plenty of women old enough to know better who don’t value themselves and will fall for an asshole.

    • Shibusa

      Guessing K/K/Komerad couldn’t get laid even if he crawled up a chicken’s anus.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Fucking Nazis. Context is everything.

  • Skwerl the Impeachanator!

    KKKomerad? Better draw up the cease and desist letter. Nobody infringes on my public alternative persona! (Komrad) Protect the brand!

  • Ryan Denniston

    And these are the Nazis, imagine the nihilists!

  • baconzgood

    This is reason 1,458 why Baconz wants to cock punch NAZIS.

    • Bemused Australian

      Wear latex gloves.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        And check them for holes first.

  • “UP of Michigan (it is a very romantic place, btw).”

    This is the perfect Nazi vacationland. The one person from college I KNEW was from the UP was a Marine who hunted bears with a crossbow and didn’t read, but had a thorough collection of Bill O’Reilly and/or 9/11 conspiracy audiobooks.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I always thought it was deeply ironic that boy yoopers applying to nursing school got the most affirmative action consideration points at the the University of Michigan.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I guess Roman Catholics are not goyishe and do not have white babies? Because I gotta tell you, mine is pretty much translucent, and according to the rules not only aren’t RCs supposed to use birth control, they’re supposed to keep non-Catholics from having access to it if at all possible.

    But then, that also goes for extramarital sex. Sounds like the boys are just looking to bareback without permission. It’s not as if Assange is paying a fuckpile of child support.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Assange complained about being separated from his children for the last 7 years, saying they had to grow up without him. I say that was a lucky break for them.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        So this is the first time he’s mentioned them in how many years? Because I believe if Nigel Farage and Pammycakes could get in to see him on short notice the Ecuadorians would probably have let his kids in once or twice.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      I read somewhere that he has a number of kids he doesn’t support. But he thinks that’s OK since he’s so superior.

    • BosGrl

      Would the Vatican approve of removing a condom in the middle of the act without permission? I can’t imagine Pope Francis would think this is OK. Benedict, no so sure about…

      • Carpe Vagenda

        The Vatican wouldn’t approve the condom going on to begin with, but then the Vatican wouldn’t be up for the sex with acronymforwomendegradedenoughtofucktheselosers to begin with.

  • Darlene Underdahl

    So. They’re coming right out and admitting it. When I was younger (both single and married), I had white guys get in my face for having only one child. They didn’t like my savage “What’s it to YOU?”

    • MizzMazz

      I just tell them a smart woman doesn’t forget that pain, and it’s none of their fucking business.

  • Michael R
  • But, it’s simply uncooth to be okay with punching these Nazis. Fetch my fainting couch, for I have heard someone suggesting that it is fair game to commit violence on literal Nazis!

    • OrG

      Nazi-punching:It’s not just for breakfast anymore!

  • Shanzgood

    I’ve seen several articles about this recently and there are invariably comments (usually from men) saying what an idiot you’d have to be to “let” something like that happen, or not be able to tell.

    That’s why I’m gonna say here again, not for sympathy but just so people KNOW it can: lt happened to me last summer several times before I figured out what he was doing. Because first he gaslighted and then he lied. I don’t know how he did it or when, but he did, and actually ADMITTED to it the last time. And then said “I thought you wanted me to!” Um, no. I know where you’ve been, that’s why I brought the condoms!

    Anyway, just a little PSA here. It’s not just Nazis doing it.

    • baconzgood

      Thank God I’m Catholic so you won’t have to worry about me taking off a condom.

    • Cannot agree more.

      Happened to a good friend of mine who is polyamorous, with a supposedly very progressive theoretically feminist partner. She basically just looked down and there wasn’t a condom there when they’d agreed on it. He made excuses about being drunk, etc.

      Despite her stopping the act there and expressing pretty obvious anger at the situation, fucko still contacted her months after like there was no problem.

      • Shanzgood

        OMG same here! That idiot tried to booty call me again a few months ago like it was no big deal that I’d had to spend $300 to get tested because of him!

        • I wonder if they engage in “normal” behavior to self-normalize what they’re doing. As in, telling themselves it’s NBD so they can just hit you up all casual-like and continue with their behavior.

          And yeah, $300 sucks but it’s nothing on the stress and potential for damage to your health! Not to mention all the great things this does for other generalized emotions.

          • Shanzgood

            True. I was initially both horrified and mortified. And then having to go to my doctor…that was lots of fun. I had to wait several months to be sure of the results. That was stressful, too.

    • Bemused Australian

      Some people are fuckwits. How hard is it to show some basic respect toward a sexual partner? Yeah, not that difficult. Sorry to hear you were treated that way.

      • Shanzgood

        I’m fine now but I hope his dick rots off.

        • Bemused Australian

          Sounds likely given his conduct.

    • MizzMazz

      It’s some ‘Power-Over’ bullshit, as far as I can tell. My ex hated condoms, and I couldn’t use the Pill for health reasons, and I won’t get into details about how the diaphragm didn’t work. It’s all ‘Power-Over’ with these people.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      It happened to me last year the other way around. We had sex without a condom and at some point I was wondering if she realized it so I told her I was not wearing anything. Her reaction of me telling it was just awesome saying it was fine since she was on the pill but she really appreciated me telling it because she did not notice.

      • snark-lurker

        i’d be thinking STD & wondering who’s been there before it has happened to moi

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          We had been dating for some time and both had not been intimate with someone after our divorces so we pretty much trusted each other.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I met a man who claimed he’d recently ended a two-year exclusive relationship, then later found out he’d lied about being exclusive during and after. He was a skilled liar.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Ouch.

          • Shanzgood

            That sounds familiar, too.

          • snark-lurker

            that sounds reasonable, really, no snark

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            And for the record it was not a wise thing to do. I agree but sometimes you take a risk. Some have unprotected sex. Some vote trump.

      • Shanzgood

        Wait, she didn’t notice you NOT putting one on?

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Not noticing isn’t the right description. Being drunk, horny and not reallly paying attention is. For the record this wasn’t the first time we had sex so you might have not been paying attention to it.

          • Shanzgood

            Ah, I understand.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Plus as I just said to snark lurker: Sometmes you do something stupid like having unprotected sex or voting for Trump. Some work out fine. Some don’t .

    • BosGrl

      THIS is why health class, starting in middle school, is so important! It is the kind of thing parents either don’t know about or won’t discuss with their kids.

      • Jamoche

        You’d have to live in a state that allows discussion of anything but Reproduction Once The Sperm Has Reached The Egg. Seriously, that’s where mine picked up in Texas, late 70s. And for that, they made a big deal of splitting the classes male/female. No idea what they told the boys.

    • TheBoatDude

      Without disclosing more than you’d like, can you expand on how he was able to pull that off? (Inadvertent pun there, but ima let it stand). The mechanics of how it happens without any one knowing confounds…

      • (((fka_donnie_d)))

        yea dude when youre _this close_ to cumming youre not exactly the poster child for situational awareness, knowhatimean?

      • Shanzgood

        I don’t mind. We did a lot of switching and changing around so I presume he slipped it off at some point when he was out and we were getting…readjusted.

        • TheBoatDude

          Classy guy. Sorry you were subjected to that…

    • SadDemInTex

      You should write this up for a national news site!

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Is punching involved in removing the condom?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      It’s best to punch the Nazi before condoms are used.

  • mancityRed6

    and if you don’t already, check the expiration dates on that love glove that’s about to be fitted. they are there for a reason.
    long story short, that next month was the longest of my life.
    (true story, and I never bought a box again without checking the date)

    • janecita

      Also, never leave them in your car or in your wallet.

    • Check the expiration dates before you buy them, too. I worked at an “adult novelty” store where the owner insisted on putting out the old ones till they sold. Some of them were years out of date. I got in trouble for taking them down off the display wall when the owner wasn’t there.

      • mancityRed6

        that was the lesson I learned.

  • proudgrampa

    What is WRONG with these fucking people?

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Had we but world enough and time…”

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Same answer as “What is wrong with fucking these people?”

    • Everything

  • Jeffocaster in the East

    Abstinence is the only answer./s

    • ORAXX

      Absinthe. /s

    • wait! what?

      Zeuterin.

  • chascates

    Watch as Fox News cuts footage where Trump curtsies to Saudi King:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbT_F-jOu4w

  • La forza del resistino

    Do these storm troopers send in a U-boat beforehand to torpedo any potential IUD defenses?

  • TJ Barke

    They’re like the parasitic wasps of humanity…

    • Cuckoos, literally in this case…

      • Carpe Vagenda

        and out actively looking for the hosts least likely to be able to successfully raise their get.

    • Red Bird Ω

      I see what you did there.

  • Ezio

    The internet 2010: Arguing with creationists about the age of the earth.

    The internet 2017: Arguing with “HoloHoax69” about whether or not he’s a racist.

  • Michael R
    • Reason #1: They are Nazis.
      Reason #2: You don’t have anything more damaging than your fists readily available.

  • Bemused Australian
  • Red Bird Ω

    We live in interesting times when the Venn diagram of hoteps and nazis is a circle.

  • janecita

    Lol, if I’ve gotten pregnant by one of these idiots, and they had threatened to tell my family about my (obvious) abortion decision, I would have been like “Tell them, they will agree with my decision, give me money for the termination, and drive me to the clinic!” Fucking Losers!!!!

    • Bemused Australian

      Probably unwise to let anyone that irresponsible drive you.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        She’s not suggesting that the rapist drive her.

        • Bemused Australian

          Ah, I misread. Oops

      • janecita

        I’m talking about my family members. We are all big supporters of abortion rights.

        • Bemused Australian

          Yeah, I misread. Sorry ’bout that!

        • TheBoatDude

          But there is a certain style to “yeah, ima go a’bortioning anyway, and you’re gonna drive me, fucko. And you’re going to wait. And you’re going to have a nice snack waiting for me, or I’ll tell everyone about your rapist bullshit. See how well that worked out?”

    • snark-lurker

      i accidentally got a girl prego once, now we are five

      • snark-lurker

        addendumb: we waz gonna stop at 2, #3 was a new-years eve surprise after we had too much fun, me got de-tommed after that

        • janecita

          I hate surprises, that’s why I got a tubal ligation after my second one:-)

        • TheBoatDude

          Yeah, I gotta get disconnected, myself…

    • Me not sure

      These people still cling to the idea that most people in the US are opposed to a woman’s right to choose. I would feel exactly as your parents would and most parents in this country would too. I might go as far as looking up the asshole and
      showing him the fine print on the barrel of a Louisville Slugger. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

  • It never occurs to these assholes that the best thing for “the white race” would be to cultivate a society that values healthy relationships and decent jobs. They ALWAYS default to “race to the bottom”, every time.

    • georgiaburning

      THIS^^^ Take a look at the Scandinavian countries, that’s exactly what they do. Also, no matter how “white” you think you are; they’re whiter.

    • Serai 1

      Wouldn’t want to break their thousand-year streak, now.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Lawrence O’Donnell just described Pat Moynihan as a liberal Democrat on Joy. Pat constructive neglect Nixon administration Jonathan freaking Martin uses him as a twitter icon irish mob Moynihan.

    Geez. Words mean things.

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Sadly, it’s a thing in the Gay community, too. Not a big thing, but a thing, nonetheless. Ran across a page not too long ago that gave instructions on how to damage a condom while putting it on so that it was almost guaranteed to tear.

    • Shanzgood

      Presumably because it’s supposed to feel better?

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Perzactly. The thing is, if that’s the way you wanna roll, you can find plenty of guys who’re fine with it.

    • Sophia

      Just when you think people have gone as low as possible some other genius comes up with a way to go lower

    • nightmoth

      ??wtf??

  • Sophia

    Aargh! Is it possible to think before we open our pieholes anymore?

    Florida mayor under fire for joke about turning machine guns on press and making them ‘cry like little girls’

    In the fallout from his remarks, Buckhord reportedly said the backlash was “a silly reaction”.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/florida-mayor-under-fire-for-joke-about-turning-machine-guns-on-press-and-making-them-cry-like-little-girls/

    • HorseChestnut

      “under fire” lol

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Typical Republican “humor.”

    • C4TWOMAN

      Years ago, on the bus, there were two young teen boys having a lively conversation in the back of the bus. They weren’t being foul or rude , They weren’t even being too loud, though they came close—or in anyway inappropriate, just full of energy.

      But this rubbed one guy the wrong way. He looked to be in his 40-50s. He said, with a clear intent to shame them, “You sound like a couple of girls!”

      I felt the need to pipe up and say, “And what’s wrong with sounding like a girl?”

      The guy didn’t have a reply. The boys had that “wtf is the asshole” look on their faces.

      Gender police fail–which is what I think it was. The guy is completely entitled to his opinion about how boys and girls are SUPPOSED to behave, but was completely out of line dumping his trip on those kids.

      If that’s the worst they ever do in life, we should all be lucky.
      =^-^=

      • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

        Maybe he was offended because they were using big words?

        • C4TWOMAN

          I know you’re snarking and my memory of what they were talking about has long faded, but at a guess MAYBE the subject was high school stuff? Because in his day, boys didn’t gossip, except maybe in private, while doing “manly ” things like working on cars? I really got the vibe is was a cultural thing .

          • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

            Now I get it. At first, I thought it was like the movie “Idiocracy,” when anyone used a word that was more than two syllables, the response would be, “you talk like a fag.”

  • Ezio

    Why is it that the white men who are so insecure and need to constantly affirm to themselves how “alpha” they are usually end up being the ones who talk like this?

    • Just had someone of the same ilk on Twitter. Managed to goad him by pointing out St George was Turkish at which point he went into the whole “he was a Greek who served in Judea” nonsense.

      They’re so simple minded it’s wonderful

      • Querolous

        [St. George:]
        No, Sir
        We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood
        We just want to know if you’ve seen him
        [Knave:]
        Sure, I’ve seen him
        [St. George:]
        Mmm-hmm
        Could you describe him for me
        [Knave:]
        What’s to describe
        You see one dragon, you seen ’em all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdFLyNCeI4

  • Bill D. Burger

    OT..but…here we go again. I’ve heard four different pundits, including Bob Schieffer, giving kudos to Cheetolini for getting through a prepared speech without insulting everyone in the room and/or threatening to start WW III: “He sounded tempered, and, dare I say it, ‘presidential.’ “ “He looked like a strong leader.” “This trip could be the best thing for him.” ….blah, blah, blah.
    Goddamn it they never learn. He is NOT going to change no matter how many times you click the heels of your pundits’ ruby slippers together and wish it to be true. The next gaff, the next insult, the next twittershitstorm is coming soon as sure as the sun will rise.
    When he returns and the heat is turned up, he will melt down.
    Damn, stop setting the fucking standards so low for him that an earthworm could get over the bar.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9a7be193051e3c31e72ec55eb7d9a1e784f43f759be38b718131c6cdf622b96.jpg

    • It’s fucking ridiculous, get over it, he is not going to improve, pivot, learn on the job, be presidential, act like a grownup, not drool all over his stupidly long tie etc.

    • Anna Rompage

      Why not just say “wow, Trump didn’t fuck up nearly as bad as expected, this one time…”

    • OddMan

      The one thing we can count on is Donald is going to be Donald. Once his schedule is not so controlled, he will fucking blow all the good will. From one, one goddamned speech he fucking read.

      𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖎𝖙!

    • QuestionMark666

      High bar for a corgi

    • CaliCheeseSucks

      “He made it a few minutes without going off-script about his enemies, or how great he is!”

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6772a669e28dfc089d1eb7b3b36af3d9c6c00d0ab203bed81be09b2af7b489d5.gif

  • I think Fucking with nazis is fine.

  • Ezio

    Nazi boy on a first date.

    > Unpacks a whole spiel to his date on how feminism is destroying “white western culture”.

    > Complains he didn’t get a second date because the girl was a “snowflake”.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Nah, complains that she walked out during the FIRST date.

    • HazooToo

      Sues her for the cost of movie tickets.

      • janecita

        I saw that! What a fucking asshole!

        • Hrmm… After reading the story, there are no real good guys there…. People who text in a movie theatre don’t deserve any sympathy…

          http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/05/17/texas-man-sues-woman-movie-ticket-bad-date/

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            True, but is a lawsuit the appropriate response?

          • Carpe Vagenda

            I guess the story you read didn’t include the detail where he confronted her sister to try and intimidate her into turning over the money?

          • janecita

            Her friend was having a big fight with her boyfriend.

          • Lori

            Which would be a slightly mitigating factor of she was 13 years old. She’s 35. Her friend is presumably also an adult. If neither of them thought the friend could handle her shit on her own for 2 hours* the woman on the date should have told the guy she had an emergency, excused herself politely, and left.

            *If the big fight was placing the friend in some sort of danger then texting wasn’t enough. If it was just upsetting drama then it really should have been able to wait for a couple hours.

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            From what I understand, dude creeped her the fuck out and she was (optimistically) hoping that texting would make him take the hint and leave her alone.

          • Lori

            It seems at least possible that that’s a post hoc cover story for staggering rudeness.

            If not, chalk up another win for passive aggressive problem solving. /s

            Seriously, it’s generally not a good idea to be direct with the creepy, but making a reasonably plausible excuse to leave is almost always a better plan than trying to be so obnoxious that you drive the guy away.

          • (((fka_donnie_d)))

            If you read her reaction, you realize the texting was a desperate attempt to give him the hint that she felt unsafe and he should leave her the fuck alone.

  • janecita
    • snark-lurker

      i just saw that, hot-headed teen gonna get his clock cleaned if he ain’t careful

    • Bemused Australian

      When he says “hell is coming with me”, does that mean that his dad will be coming forth from the lake of fire to back him up? That’s scary.

    • Rotten fruit never falls far from the tree

    • Bill D. Burger

      Twisted teen bluster and bullshit. The fruitcake didn’t roll far from the bakery.

      https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/866293366748835840

    • Certified Green Bastard

      I guess that would be scary, if he were anything but a useless, spoiled rich kid.

      C’mon, Zach. I’m your huckleberry.

      • Serai 1

        if he were anything but a useless, spoiled rich kid.

        Yeah, so were the Menendez boys.

        • Certified Green Bastard

          Watch out, then, Mama Hambuger Balls.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        With a legendarily nasty and litigious mother and a lot of friends in the noisome branch of the media.

        • Certified Green Bastard

          So, by ‘hell’ he meant ‘my mommy!’

    • Michael R
      • janecita

        Poor kid, he looks exactly like his dad.

      • Certified Green Bastard

        Aww! I’ll bet his vision of hell is all hormonal breakouts & lost 9th grade locker combinations.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      He’s the son of Roger Ailes and the third Mrs Ailes, a former wingnut media ally who’s been terrorizing the small town they bought a summer house in by using the local paper they bought, along with judicious use of lawsuits and PI muscle.* His male role models are Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly. Of course he’s a dick.

      *at one point she apparently suggested to one of her employees, who she was using as a walker, that he was going to be servicing her after Ailes died, so I guess the family that preys together…

    • Ugg… I’m conflicted but mostly I feel like a teenaged kid who just lost his father (even if his father was one of the worst people on the planet) should probably be cut a bit of slack in this situation.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Um. No. He’s threatening victims. Just no.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Ditto. None of us would be at our best havig lost a loved one or at least important person in our lives. The fact he may not has the resources to handle it with grace reflects on his parents, not him. I hope there’s a sane mentor adult nearby….

      • Shoto

        This entitled little shitbag should be cut precisely ZERO slack. His threats aside, had it not been for Ailes (and Limbaugh / hate radio), the entire US social / political landscape might well be more…um…civilized.

        • Sins of the father and whatnot…

          • Shoto

            Maybe I’m being too rough on him, but I don’t take well to threats, even if they’re being delivered by a clueless and grieving adolescent. His daddy was an evil bastard. Maybe he’ll eventually come to understand that fact.

          • Here’s hoping that he clues in and uses his immense wealth and privilege for good eventually. For now, I’m willing to cut a grieving son some slack. (Not defending what he said, just saying I can understand being sad, frightened and confused in his position.)

    • Yr. Gma

      Little asshole is stupid. This outburst is going to play well in those civil suits. How old is the stupid kid anyway? If he’s 12, then he needs a time-out. If he’s 17, then he’s looking at a lot of blow back.

  • Michael R

    I just heard Trump on NPR as I passed by the radio downstairs going on
    about what kind of world we can create and the wonders of science and art

    Did he write that himself ?

    • TJ Barke

      The guy that’s cutting all the funding for science and art?

    • BadKitty904

      Can he write?

    • therblig

      “I hear you A-rabs invented numbers. Not many people know that.” – DJT

    • CaliCheeseSucks
      • SisterArtemis

        Oh my god it’s the stupid nasty rich kid who’s dad turns out to be the murderer in some Nancy Drew mystery!

      • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

        Why are his hands two different colors?

        • Treg Brown ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Friction burn on the right one. Thank Jeebus it’s not a nude.

    • SterWonk

      Did he write that himself?

      <pats Michael R‘s head> You’re adorable.

  • Their souls are a rocky ground where humanity’s seed could find no purchase.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7ee3d95380e05c1852394a526fc1de72ea0d0afe619821d5885f688fea42d461.gif

    • BadKitty904

      That’s such a great flick.

      • SisterArtemis

        I second that

  • LarryHoudini

    We drove up to Whitefish cabins one hot Saturday. That night, we bought some ice cold champale and drank it on the white sand beach, the soft lull of the surf in the air, the enormous full moon above us. Things got hot and heavy fast. Before long my throbbing love muscle was deep iniside her delicious wetness. She moaned in aching delight. After furiously pumping her with my love stick, I tore my rubber off, came inside her, jumped up, and smashed her face into unconsciousness.
    The end.

    • HazooToo

      … what?

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      That sounds like serial killer talk.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Dude.

    • Shanzgood

      Just no. Not funny.

    • Serai 1
    • Carpe Vagenda

      Gross. Bye.

      • janecita

        He is making fun of them.

        • HazooToo

          It doesn’t come out that way.

        • Shanzgood

          I know but it’s still…

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Poe’s law says it should be waaaaay clearer than that.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I don’t really feel like running across unspoilered revenge rape porn because someone thinks it’s funny.

        • SeekingResistanceBarbie

          It might have worked without the “smashed her face into unconsciousness” part.

          • janecita

            Yeah, that part was a little too much.

          • HazooToo

            I find it very strange that he’s not even bothering to come out and say it was poorly-attempted poe. This was disturbing from start to finish.

          • Serai 1

            Seems he just doesn’t respond, only drops these kinds of things. Which is too close to trolling for me to put up with his shit.

          • HazooToo

            Yeah. I can’t see any excuse for posting this in the first place, let alone the failure to delete it after it’s clear how disgusting it is. If he posts again somewhere else without addressing this, I’ll be calling a troll a troll.

        • Serai 1

          Then he needs to learn how to do that without sounding like a psychopathic asshole.

    • janecita

      That is what they would call, “A romantic interlude.”

      • Serai 1

        More like “teenager trying to sound tough”.

        • janecita

          To these white supremacists jerks treating a woman like shit is perfectly normal thing.

      • therblig

        or, how i met your mother

    • TJ Barke
      • Treg Brown ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Best summation of this whole thread.

    • janecita

      Dude, you just sounded like a “Psychopathic asshole.” Apparently, I’m the only one that realized that you were (badly) making fun of these jerks. Time to explain yourself.

      • HazooToo

        Yeah, I am not sure, but I think you may have realized wrong. In any case, it’s time to go find Dok and get this disemvoweled at least. I don’t like the idea of it sitting around down here and freaking people out when they stumble across it.

        • janecita

          He is alright, he comments here all the time.

          • HazooToo

            He comments, but never seems to communicate. And this is freakin disturbing!

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Then he should know that he can say “Oops, sorry, that came out wrong” and delete his post.

          • janecita

            I agree.

          • Yr. Gma

            Still blocking. I have no patience for non-commenters who contribute nothing worthwhile to the conversation. Especially if they aren’t funny.

      • Yr. Gma

        Comment history is full of this stuff. Blocking.

    • doktorzoom

      I know the intent was to satirize these assholes, but no, that’s too much. We don’t do rape jokes.

      Please review the rules.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • LarryHoudini

        Yes, sorry, that was obviously a failed attempt at satire. All apologies.

    • shastakoala

      So how was the fishing?

    • Serai 1

      Blocking you, dude. Don’t care if you were “haha joking”, this is fucked up and you apparently don’t care, so bye.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    I am a Jewish feminist. We fight, relentlessly, for hearts and minds, and we win.

    They are nazis. They briefly seize power, then lose every time.

    Sucks to be you dudes.

    • Shoto

      Buncha farblondjet putz nazi shmegeges.

  • Boojum

    What is wrong with these people? Are they all complete sociopaths or tribal sociopaths (anyone outside their tribe isn’t human, can be abused without remorse, etc)?

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Yes

    • Bill D. Burger

      They’re the Republican and Trumpanzee “Master Race”! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d9d058472a1f041a8f0c13d3bd944cf898c10337f200c0a7f11cd1fe464c8b79.jpg

      A lifetime of being losers, fools and pawns…..and so it has to be somebody else’s fault.

      • BadKitty904

        I reckon there’s maybe 120 teeth, total, in that photo.

        • Ferroequinologist Ron

          And that includes the zippers.

          • BadKitty904

            Because buttons confuse them.

          • nightmoth

            “Snort”
            “Chuckle”
            ROFL!

      • Al Swearengen

        Every hog in 10 miles perked up its ears.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        At least that fat guy in the almost-white tank top has a nice, clean shave.

        • nightmoth

          hahahahaha–uh, wait—that IS a woman, right?

          • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

            Is it???? My bad, maybe. I really thought it was a dude in dire need of a manssiere.

          • nightmoth

            Gawd—I really don’t know! Let’s let a horny Nazi find out.

    • Serai 1

      They’re criminals, by definition.

  • capnkrunch

    Robyn, you forgot the most horrifying part*. What could be worse you wonder? From the We Hunted The Mammoth post:

    [KKKomerad] adds:

    Make sure you have your hands tightly around her hips or on her shoulders so she cannot pull back when she realizes the trick you have just WK took.

    Even if you don’t think that “stealthing” itself is a form of sexual assault — it is — this is straight-up rape by any definition.

    Aren’t Nazis the actual worst?

    *Actually, I think the most horrifying part is everything. The fact that “stealthing” is not illegal in most states is a close second.

    • Dg Hacket

      In what jurisdiction would THAT be considered legal?!?

      • capnkrunch

        Nazi Germany?

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba
  • janecita

    I have 3 words for these assholes, “Morning After Pill.” Plan B, for those times when Plan A was ruined by a white supremacist asshole!

    • BadKitty904

      I have two: Child Support.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        If the losers even have jobs.

        • BadKitty904

          Nah, it’s up to liberals to work for a living and pay taxes to support the nation and all such as that.

        • Shoto

          Wait: Dealing meth in a trailer park is not a job?

      • Serai 1

        Why should the woman have to bear the child in the first place?

        • Shanzgood

          That was my thought as well.

        • janecita

          I agree, she shouldn’t have to.

  • BadKitty904

    One more reason to hate fucking Nazis.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Did we need more?

      • BadKitty904

        I dunno – I’ve never fucked a Nazi.

      • Serai 1

        We can always use more.

  • Anna Rompage

    This is why these nazi folks hate everyone else, they believe that other folks are going to treat them exactly like they treat others…

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      To be fair, we’d all like to.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • Bill D. Burger

      That and effusive compliments were all it took for Donny to turn on his love for the Saudis and open the U.S. weapons’ cache wide for them. (Only a short time ago he railed again them for 911 and that “…Islam hates us.”
      They learned quickly.

      • BadKitty904

        $$$…

        • Bill D. Burger

          Money and compliments and Turnip is as easy as a trailer park whore looking at a $100 bill.

          • BadKitty904

            Now, squeal like a pig…

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Actually, I have some sympathy for a trailer park whore, who probably really needs the $100.

          • SisterArtemis

            Also, she makes bitchin’ brownies!

          • TJ Barke

            And she has some great stories.

          • javadavis

            Also, she probably pays her bills.

      • Lamashtar

        Yep. In an Israeli article they said some of the Arab nations studied Donnie and went on a charm offensive and it totally worked.

    • Al Swearengen

      I’m sure Trump has “Behead the pesky journalist” playtime with all the shiny swords he’s been given lately.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸
      • Carpe Vagenda

        I still get a flash of cognitive dissonance when I upvote Charles Johnson.

        • Martini Ambassador 🍸

          I know you don’t like him.

        • Martini Ambassador 🍸
          • Carpe Vagenda

            I don’t dislike Johnson. I just last encountered him during his viciously anti-liberal phase. Fugelsang’s fine by me too, for whatever little that’s worth.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        “turns in to”???

    • javadavis

      GOLD!!!!11!

    • OddMan

      The best comment I heard from someone was, Trump’s Old Tweets™ are like Hallmark cards, there is one for every occasion.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Anything on the site about living up to the 18 years of child support payments for that little member of the master race you just fathered? Or is that everyone else’s problem?

    • mancityRed6

      there’s a venn diagram of MRAs (a lot of whom think child support is slavery) and racists who frequent the bowels of the internet that is the daily stormer.
      you have to really squint to see that it’s not just a circle.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Learned from the sad experience of one of my nieces that it’s not tough to evade child support if you move to another state and hide your income.

        • SisterArtemis

          can’t garnish a wage that isn’t on the books, either. Or a drunk deadbeat who refuses to earn a fucking living (that one I know from experience)

    • jesterpunk

      They also dont believe that men should pay child support because its the women’s fault they got pregnant.

      • SisterArtemis

        … because she engaged in what she thought was protected sex, but the condom tore/was removed/had a hole in it…. yeah. right.

        • jesterpunk

          Their “logic” is even dumber then that, some thing because abortion is an option for women then men should be able to legally decide at anytime they want a “financial abortion.” They also complain about women having kids with no father around and tax payers paying for things like welfare or day care. Basically a bunch of idiots who should never be allowed to have sex with anyone.

          • javadavis

            What keeps them from just disappearing into a singularity of their own stupid and internally conflicted thought processes? I bet they don’t want to pay taxes, either, even though government funded infrastructure is the only possible way these dufuses have survived long enough to figure out that a condom is something other than a water balloon.

          • jesterpunk

            A lot of them also claim to be “libertarians” too. So they want all the benefits but absolutely no responsibility for anything.

          • javadavis

            Yeah, it figures.
            I don’t think they understand what that word means. Doesn’t Libertarian work out to ‘I’m smarter than any system, with history, set in place to protect vulnerable people’? So no use of the system because that would be cheating…

          • jesterpunk

            Its basically “I got mine fuck you” but they dont want to be called Republicans.

          • Natalie

            That seems to have reached pandemic status of late.

  • Khavrinen

    Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like writing up instructions on how to trick/coerce women into having your offspring is pretty much the same as openly admitting that you know you’re so unappealing that no woman would choose to have your kid(s).

    • TJ Barke

      BUT THAT’S JUST CUZ THEY’VE BOUGHT INTO THE RACE TRAITOR FEMINAZI PROPAGANDA!!! IF THEY’D JUST UTTERLY ABANDON THEIR WORLDVIEW THEY’D BE GRATEFUL!

    • nightmoth

      Having sex at all sounds like their own little fantasy to me, let alone taking off the rubber and hoping for lucky sperm.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I’m pretty sure the socks at the bottom of the laundry hamper appreciate if they keep them on…

  • geoffalnutt

    Why put it on in the first place if you’re just going to take it off?

    • javadavis

      For the trickery. If you cannot get her in bed without it then how will you get into her. Is this from that whole MGTOW thingy? I don’t see how a condom will help, really.

  • shastakoala

    I know this is serious but I thought of this. Towards the end of clip. Love that Amy!
    https://youtu.be/f2lV4g_p7_c

  • vivian

    I guess if you tick the “Nazi” box then everything after that shouldn’t surprise me, but
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

  • TJ Barke

    Brings new meaning to “Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich”.

  • guppy06
  • vivian

    I guess this is another entry in the
    This Week in Sociopathy series : /

    • SisterArtemis

      For a lot of us, “This Week in: Why My Family Lives on the Other Side of the State” – don’t know if I have any actual Nazis in the branch of the family We Don’t Talk To, but I’m sure there are more than a few douchebags willing to trick a white woman into unprotected sex to ward off the Rise of the Brown People. I am grateful to my grandparents generation for establishing minimal contact with those loons; allowed me a much happier childhood.

  • Rick Hill

    “The k*kes know that anything leads to a healthy White baby”

    Because it’s well known how the Jewishes lerv the blacks and the latinos.

    Seriously, way too much fcked uppedness about this to pick one part.

    • TJ Barke

      How is it that they can talk about how it’s all bullshit about how minorities are treated unfairly and are disadvantaged in our society, and they have no right to complain, when they literally believe that whites should be doing exactly that to them?

      • Rick Hill

        I think the calling themselve “supremacists” without any evidence of this is part of where their logic falls to pieces.

  • Wild Cat

    I really wish about 27%+ of the scum that populate The Greatest Nation on the Planet Ever would just fucking die in their sleep. Peacefully, and without votes. Life’s too short to share the planet with these assholes.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Are there female nazis? If so, I’d like to go on record with not wanting to fuck them either.

  • Lori

    This is literally the least of the problems with that guy’s post, but what’s up with “UP of Michigan”? Are the other states hiding upper peninsulas and not telling us Michigan folks about it?

    • Rick Hill

      Well, I have a UP in my pants. Happy to see you as well.

      (If you haven’t been following, this is an excellent example of Rick Hill wit and humorousness.)

    • SisterArtemis

      Washington State sorta has an UP in the Olympic Peninsula, but the rest of the state goes farther north, so I suppose it’s more of a Middle Peninsula.

      Florida has a LP…

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Florida IS a LP
        /limp penis

      • Querolous

        WA has a UP so upper that it starts in Canada. It;s called Point Roberts.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Don’t feel bad. I hear your peninsula is pleasant.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Dude, sounds like something D-Money would do with white Maine women.

  • jesterpunk
    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I appreciate the sentiment, and the fact that the law doesn’t always work the way it’s supposed to, but it’s still not right to advocate a vigilante response.

      • jesterpunk

        Fine then legal chemical castration. If they cant be responsible enough and cant respect their partner enough to keep the condom on they show they are not responsible or mature enough to have kids.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration

  • Oblios_Cap

    They certainly seem to respect women, don’t they?
    Thots? Really?

    • Bitter Scribe

      Yeah, nothing says healthy relationship like referring to the intended mother of your child as a ho.

      • bewareofme

        They don’t consider them mothers really. Just incubators for their evil spawn. You will have to forgive me. I’m peri-menopausal.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        And not a specific ho with an actual unique identity…just one of “those hos over there.”

  • And why i am sticking with my dildo… example #612

    • janecita

      Or, you could just date a nice guy. There are plenty of them out there.

      • Kooolest G

        pro tip, don’t go looking for them on the daily stormer, it’s not a dating site. learned that one the hard way

      • I could. Butni have no idea where to find one. That isn’t on Wonkette and a bajillion miles away from me

      • javadavis

        I don’t know about you, but my nice-guy radar is broken, damaged from childhood in fact. A nice long (2 years) getting to know you period finally helped me find a fairly nice guy.

        • janecita

          Mine wasn’t too good either, I dated a LOT of terrible guys. Then, I met my now husband in college, he is a great guy.

          • javadavis

            In college? Wow – so unless you’re a retread, like me, you got it figured out a lot earlier than I did. Kudos to you!

            Sincerely.

      • Rick Hill

        Nice guys? Finding a good guy is better. Or is it the other way around?

        • Serai 1

          THIS

          “Nice guy” is usually bitter devious guy trying to fake his way into some sex. Good guy don’t play that.

          • Rick Hill

            I thought it more that nice guys weren’t actually capable in many areas, exxspecially the full pleasement of the womminses

      • Serai 1

        Or she could just stick with her dildo. There is no law says women have to fuck men to be sexually happy.

        • janecita

          That is also true.

        • Rick Hill

          Yeah but sometimes a helping hand…..

          • Serai 1

            *meh* The Cheeto stains on the couch aren’t worth it, in my experience. ;)

    • geoffalnutt

      I read that as “why am I sticking to my dildo…” I had a list ready of possible reasons. Then I re-read you post.

  • Serai 1
    • MizzMazz

      Oh YEAH! Nearly forgot! Can’t wait!

      • Serai 1

        Don’t forget the donuts for the aftershow dissection!

        • MizzMazz

          Damn! Need those! Gotta stack them just right.

    • javadavis

      I have no idea what you are talking about (except cherry pie rocks, of course) but I am happy for you.

      • Serai 1

        TWIN PEAKS IS RETURNING

        After 27 years, we finally get to find out what happened. Or not. We might just end up more confused. WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE LYNCH OMG

        • eyelashviper

          Somehow, the idea of fresh cherry pie is far more exciting to me….drooling here.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Are you sure? I wouldn’t put it past him to fade out on people at the diner…

        • MizzMazz

          And it was not 27 years ago. It was like, just yesterday, because I am not that old, and Firefly isn’t over a decade old, and Star Trek is still on.

        • janecita

          Twin Peaks, American Gods, is going to be a good night!

          Ps. You should get one of these to core your cherries. It works great! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e7d8ec970588265a9a759c0bac7e68b3959fc82ef31e092a0587e15b834e8242.png

          • Serai 1

            OMG American Gods, too! I thought that one aired on Mondays.

            And no, I don’t need a mono-use thingie for this. My kitchen is small with limited storage. Plus, you know, money. $12 for something I can do with a paper clip? Nah.

          • janecita

            Before I bought this gadget, I used to place the cherry on a bottle, and core it with a straw.

          • Serai 1

            I tried that but lost too much of the cherry. (SHUT UP) Paper clip gets the stone out with no loss of flesh. Besides, I like doing things by hand. There are too many fucking doohickies in this world, in my opinion.

        • Ferroequinologist Ron

          Laura Palmer died. I just watched the whole thing all the way through and that is all I know for sure.
          Well, 90% sure.

          • Serai 1

            That’s about as high a certainty as it’s possible to get with Lynch.

        • javadavis

          Oh! Well, congratulations in general. I am actually glad that Twin Peaks is back, but I think it is more because of huckleberries. Maybe they’ll get more huckleberries into it this time.
          have a hard time getting into Lynch, I’m afraid. I have an acquaintance (never met in meat s[ace) who thinks my life is a David Lynch script, so maybe that makes it difficult for me. Seems like the stuff I think is weird everyone I know says “So what, that’s how things go” and the things I think are just everyday are often met with “What? WTF? What is wrong with your life?!?
          But I hope to hear how it all comes out. I’ll be watching for commentary.

    • calliecallie

      Somewhere on the recipe hub is a recipe for drunken cherry pie. Soak them in cognac or something first. Found it!
      http://wonkette.com/554604/here-is-your-mommyblog-recipe-for-some-goddamn-drunk-ass-cherry-and-lime-pie

      • Serai 1

        No, thanks. I don’t have any liquor, and I’m not that fond of alcohol-soaked desserts.

  • Ezio
    • Serai 1

      When the hell are those guillotines going to be ready?

      • Anna Rompage

        I’ve got several beautiful hand made Mahogonay units almost done

        • Serai 1

          Excellent! I’ll have to dig out my nets and traps. Those rich can be really hard to catch.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        I’m weaving the tumbrels over here (just used the fronds from Sukkot)

    • Bitter Scribe

      He seems to have gotten over his father’s death quite well.

  • Bitter Scribe

    I don’t suppose they mention child support?

    • Rick Hill

      I knew an mra. He took time before he revealed hisself. He let me know it was his choice if a woman had a baby or not. He also let me know his GF was 5 minutes from the curb, at all times. So…he couldn’t make a commitment to a woman but he was okey dokey with a child. But not with forced child support.(I guess. All of these are part of their argument)

      • Bitter Scribe

        Sounds like quite a charmer. I wonder if he ever learned that courts and judges are just fine with “forced child support.”

        • Rick Hill

          Yeah, he was a piece of work

      • Carpe Vagenda

        It seems as if it would be easier to staple a traumatized-looking blowjob doll to a hydrant.

  • Alex Grey

    F***, I mean I have to keep a tablet next to my bed, so I can watch porn before I get up…

    • Yr. Gma

      TMI

      • Alex Grey

        It was a joke, but I guess If I had to say that it was a bad one…

    • Skwerl the Impeachanator!

      You don’t have a giant screens covering the walls of your bed chamber?

    • therblig

      a blue tablet?

  • eyelashviper

    OT, but a nice bit of Karma…Big Game Hunter crushed by elephant he was attempting to kill:

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/professional-big-game-hunter-dies-after-elephant-falls-on-him-in-zimbabwe/?comments=disqus

    When animals are armed with high power rifles and flak jackets., there might be a fair fight…

  • pstockholm

    Needs more punching.

  • goingohm

    I could muster more concern if I could just believe these morons could figure out the ovulation cycle.

    • Anna Rompage

      Much less actually get a woman to sleep with them…

    • BeachBum

      There’s a cycle ! How many wheels ? This is why I come here, (pun intended), I learn sumptin’ everyday !

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      According to my mother, I exist because my father thought he knew all about the ovulation cycle because he was raised on a farm. Interestingly, he also believed he belonged to the Master Race.

      • janecita

        What does the ovulation cycle have to do with farming?

        • BeachBum

          Like those huge ole tractor wheels ! They big and round !

        • SeekingResistanceBarbie

          He was raised on a farm where they bred animals.

          • BeachBum

            Ahh, thanks, I’m a city boy.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Haha – I almost asked if you were, but then I realized that very few Americans today know much about farm life. I am an Old and feel fortunate that during my childhood I could visit my grandparents’ farm.

          • BeachBum

            I could visit my grandparents working on a farm. But I didn’t like to pick grapes. And I ate the strawberries.

      • BeachBum

        I’m prolly wrong about this, but thinking back to Bio 101, there seemed to be a lot of maths in the cycle thingy. Not my strong point, in the tally of my progeny may attest.

  • Sophia
    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      More presidential than Trump.

  • Nounverb911
    • Odd Jørgensen

      Trump had a salad? what dark dimension did that happen in?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Hey, pickle relish is a vegetable.

        • Odd Jørgensen

          katsup too.

    • Skwerl the Impeachanator!

      Meh. Who says conservatives can do humor?

    • janecita

      I guess that humor, like the truth, has a Liberal bias. Conservatives aren’t very good at sarcasm.

      • Skwerl the Impeachanator!

        And it isn’t like the “Russian dressing” joke hasn’t been paraded out by conservative “news” organizations for the last few months.

    • therblig

      at least they know their target demographic

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Is there a panel missing? The one with the jokes in it?

  • Panika MCD

    I’m already having a bad day and I still have to share the world with these assholes? the world is a trying place. it includes people who don’t want to carry Nazi seed like me. and now we’re all annoyed. you’re welcome.

  • Blackest Noobs

    this is actually good news for brown skin people.
    we’ve been reproducing like fucking rabbits.

    jack-assed racist white guy needs a reminder to rape without a condom.

    • Panika MCD

      how do non-fucking rabbits reproduce?

      • Blackest Noobs

        casually.

      • Serai 1

        Timidly, of course.

      • chascates

        With a hop, skip, and a jump.

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        Metaphorically?

      • therblig

        easter eggs

  • Ezio

    When the white guy thinks he knows more than a woman who is an astronaut. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bfba782cc5e5a10fecaf382c9ab30be34497362d4862f63a8d59286c7a22607e.jpg

  • I know that there are lady Nazis in existence who would willingly reproduce for the cause. Not to mention plenty of white Christian quiverfull types who see it as their duty to have babies till their uterus falls out and who would probably wink at the Nazi stuff as long as there were enough Bible verses mixed into it. These guys don’t have to be rapists to reproduce. They just think it’s fun.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Spot. On.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      People forget, Wehrmacht belt buckles were engraved with a Swastika and Got Mitt Uns – “God is With Us” – during WW2. People can of course reference the Nordic, runic, occult trappings of the SS and such, but most Nazis were Lutheran or Catholic.

      • MizzMazz

        Thank you. I get so sick of the whole ‘Hitler was an atheist’ shit. Dude was total catholic and the church was complicit.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          Me too, Sweetie. I get *very* stabby with that nonsense.

          • MizzMazz
          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            ~hugs~ Thanx! I used to have a comic with a Pin Up of Tank Girl wearing just a bikini and a Band-aid. xD

          • MizzMazz

            Me and my old best girl Judy used to watch it on the regular. Great soundtrack, great costumes, I don’t know why it gets so much hate.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Me neither, Hun. Obvs I think it’s brilliant.

          • MizzMazz

            “Jet, they’re men.” ;)

            Nothing bad to all you fine men out there.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD

        • Jeff Ackerman

          I don’t think persecution of Jews was an original Idea of Hitlers. The Catholics were persecuting Jews and Muslims in Spain in the 1400’s, the Vatican ramped up the Inquisition when Queen Isabella and Her husband Ferdinand came to power.

          • MizzMazz

            Certainly not. Jews have been targets for centuries. I study history because I find it interesting, but I also find that most of the fuck ups are due to religion. If something gives you comfort, well then great, but don’t bash all the rest of us over the head with it.

        • BeachBum

          The Catholic Church was officially neutral in WW II .

  • chascates

    I hope after Trump finished his burnt T-bone some Saudi wit asked “did you like your camel steak?”. Or, as hors d’oeuvre were passed said “more squid eyes?”.

    • Anna_in_pdx

      I once spent a year in KSA at the American Embassy. Camel eyes are gross. But Kapsa (rice meat thing you eat with your hands) is yummy.

      • chascates

        I’ve heard that camel meat can be quite good. Their milk also.

        • Anna_in_pdx

          I’ve only had it in the form of very spicy sausage. It was ok.

    • The Wanderer

      “More squid eyes?”
      “WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH!”

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        “Professor Macken, where is the formula for your Rocket Fuel? HEH. Heh. Heh.”

        • The Wanderer

          “It’s a rare Godzilla-free day!”

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            “I need to pick up my Ultra-violent Porno comics.”

          • The Wanderer

            “Has anyone seen my record?”

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD OMG I laughed *so* hard at these back in the day, my Mom came in to see if I was alright.

      • chascates

        Whatever happened to commenter Prince of Space?

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    OT – I took a long walk, I bought stamps to mail my Food Stamps re-app tomorrow, and I did some browsing at Target. People were looking at me funny at Target, when I got to the housewares aisle with mirrors I learned why – the sadness is etched on my face. Thanx, GOPers, for normalizing Nazis, rapists, and abusers.

    I only got catcalled twice in my 3 mile roundtrip, and the 2nd one was a car saying “Hey, Hottie.” It almost felt good, to be 100% honest. I didn’t acknowledge them, but on a bad, triggered day, it kind of helped, Y’know?

    • chascates

      Ignore them; they’re dead from the neck up.

    • janecita

      People look at me funny all the time, I’ve a pretty mean, resting bitch face:-)

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        So do I, usually. xD

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          I’ve only seen your joyful smile :-) (oop, except your current avatar – i obamaphone, so avatars are mostly just colors to me ) either way, carry on, Anna, with your badass self!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            ~hugs~ Thank you :)

      • Yr. Gma

        Haha! Me, too. Random assholes are always telling me to “smile.” I say, “My mother just died” and that shuts them up.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    I can imagine that these guys have some difficulties finding women who are willing to have their babies.

    • snark-lurker

      wommenz who look like them are available

  • calliecallie

    OMG, hasn’t Michigan’s tourism industry suffered enough?

  • Panika MCD

    my computer ate everything after 6:55 from last night. I had to re-do the whole fucking report. this means that to get my check cashed and get down to the Crapitol by 5:30 pm I cannot go to Bruce Elfant’s 25th (and last) Ice Cream Social which was going to be my b-day party since I had to work on my b-day. I would do it tomorrow, but I have a committee at 8 am and I can’t pay the entry fee to the event and have money to get to work (let alone eat or feed my pets) tomorrow without cashing this check today.

  • Nounverb911

    One of these days donnie is gonna realize that the internets last forever…
    https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/866350831645229056

    • TJ Barke

      He flip flops more than RMoney.

    • Anna_in_pdx

      Why does this not matter with him? Other people have to at least pretend to be somewhat consistent but no one cares that DJT contradicts himself with every other word.

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Welcome to the New Normal. The leader of the wealthiest country on the planet is incapable of holding the same opinion in his head for more than five minutes.

        • William

          He simply reacts based upon the last thing he heard or saw. If he watches a Warner brothers cartoon he will likely order the Army Corps of Engineers to start painting pictures of tunnels on the side of mountains to facilitate new rail infrastructure.

      • Lori

        Why would he care? It doesn’t cost him anything and in fact he built his entire career on shameless bullshitting. His supporters will never turn on him over it. Quite the opposite, it infuriates those of us in the reality based community and Trumpies love that and love him for giving them that joy.

      • We’re probably just lucky he isn’t out shooting people on Fifth Avenue to test that particular theory about the loyalty of his fans.

        You know, that’s what I think it is — his base isn’t a bunch of political partisans, they’re a bunch of reality TV fans. Rooting for the asshole is a thing with reality TV fanbases, right? They don’t have to be good or worthy or consistent — they need to be entertaining and shocking and outrageous. Trump is a shitty person and a shittier president, but he IS entertaining, if you’re entertained by someone being a terrible person in the most overt and blatant ways possible.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I’m curious to know if anyone ever brings up these contradictory tweets to him, and if he ever responds.

    • Parakeetist

      They should show these on those big placards on the floor of Congress.

    • motmelere

      “There is a Trump tweet for everything” will be a supplementary thesis for the “well, that could have gone better” doctrine.

  • DainBramage

    Robyn, I hope you take a good shower after wading through these online Nazi cesspits. Just this little bit makes me want to barf.

  • kareemachan

    Totally O/T: It’s officially spring here in the PNW – we have hummingbirds chasing each other away from our feeders as of yesterday.

    • Anna_in_pdx

      Need to get a birdbath for my backyard this year… saw a western tanager yesterday ❤️

    • eggsacklywright

      Not totally OT. It’s springtime for Nazi’s, too!

      • zerosumgame0005

        Be a smartee
        Join the NAZI Party!

    • The Wanderer

      I’ve thought about getting a hummingbird feeder or two, but I think they might attract wasps.

      • janecita

        You have to make sure that it doesn’t drip.

        • The Wanderer

          I could SO make a VD joke right now.

          • janecita

            I’m a Health Educator, I’ve heard them all:-) I’ve also heard grown up men scream while been tested for Gonorrhea.

          • The Wanderer

            The short-arm inspection can get a bit loud, yes.

          • Shanzgood

            You’re not supposed to use the speculum on them!

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Where’s the fun then?!?!

  • calliecallie

    This article just makes me want smart, educated people to reproduce more often. With consensual lack of condom, please.

  • Nounverb911
  • BeachBum

    So women wanna sex ’em but not have their babies. Hmmm. Do the Nazis know in 2015 it cost $233,910 to raise a child to 18 ? Do the words Child Support mean anything to them ?

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      US child support system is so broken, they probably figure it’ll never catch them.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    OT, but I just got an email from the Prosperity Musician’s Academy (yes, in this age of shameless grift, apparently, this is A Thing: “Make $1000 per gig with this ONE EASY TRICK!!”. I am SO going to shell out 250 bucks for the seminar so I can find out exactly what the fuck I’ve been doing wrong for the last 30 years.

    • BeachBum

      Grate ! Pleeeze lettuce know ! Never mind, sounds like too much work !

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I ain’t giving away the secret for free, pal. Pony up!

    • janecita
      • alwayspunkindrublic

        For bands like mine, that advice is from the “Pay $1000 Per Gig In Bail Money” seminar.

    • MizzMazz

      You probably play too well.

    • Yeah, we just got offered a “GREAT OPPORTUNITY” to play a show and it would ONLY cost us $500. Fuck you, pay me. I do not pay to entertain people.

    • jesterpunk

      Does it involve being in a huge world famous band, having a good contract where you make a large percentage of the ticket sales and not having a lot of expenses?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Fuck a nazi is always a declarative statement, never a question.

    • AJ Milne

      I usually see it more in the form ‘fuckin’ Nazis’.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • OrdinaryJoe

      Trumpdunce of Arabia.

    • Truck Fump

      Does this make my hands look bigger?

    • jesterpunk

      “Look at this idiot, he doesnt even know how to hold a sword and we had to give him the baby sword so his hands look bigger.”

      • Bill D. Burger

        I just wish someone had told him it was traditional to run around with that sword, run as fast as you can and hold the tip to your chin.

        • jesterpunk

          He wouldnt run, that moron thinks exercise kills you.

    • Yr. Gma

      That insipid bouncing with that moronic grin on his face was about the silliest thing I’ve seen. He is soooooooooooooooooooo emabarrassing.

      • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

        Wait until he has to do the Schuhplattler while visiting Bavaria!

  • AJ Milne

    Re: ‘As you may recall, this is the crime Julian Assange was accused of in Sweden…’

    I realize it’s a _bit_ OT on this thing, which I mostly read as ‘one more reason not to fuck Nazis, as if you really needed more beyond: _they’re Nazis_…’

    … but just reminding the world once more because I know how legends grow in this world o’ digitally-spread BS: the recent decision by Swedish authorities to drop the investigation into the same reflects _only_ the practical reality that they can’t investigate further, given his evasion until now. It says _nothing_ about guilt, is in _no_ fucking way an exoneration. Anyone saying otherwise is a idiot. Or Pamela Anderson. But I repeat myself.

    That is all.

    (Oh. Also: never, ever fuck Nazis.)

    • Sophia

      I’m kind of hoping they are trying to lure him out by saying the charges are dropped so that someone else can garb him.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Some Wonketteer had a reference that under Swedish law, they can re-open the case if it becomes easier to apprehend Assange.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Why did I think that the day she shows up in court to get an order to show for child support, he goes all “Billie Jean” on her and demands paternity tests ad nauseum?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Well, one white woman was learning all about the ‘challenges’ faced by Saudi women, y’all.
    Hmmm….I dunno’___ “Challenges” like a male guardianship system forbidding them from travel or university study without male permission? Lots of challenges there Donette’!

    https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/866240990268489728

    • janecita

      I really, really despise Ivanka Trump! Fucking grifter!

      • Sophia

        ^This^

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        The pretty face of the Trump family psychopathy.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “I encouraged them to fight for their rights while simultaneously helping my father strip rights from women in my own country!”

    • MizzMazz

      OK, I am done. Embarrassed and ashamed, and I don’t want to show my face.This woman better hope she never runs into me.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I think of her as Vapid Ivanka:
      insipid, uninspired, colorless, uninteresting, feeble, flat, dull, boring, tedious, tired, unexciting, uninspiring, unimaginative, uninvolving, lifeless, tame, vacuous, bland, trite, jejune

      • The Wanderer

        You forgot ‘vanilla’ and ‘beige.’

        • SeekingResistanceBarbie

          I confess I copied it from a Google search for vapid.

          • The Wanderer

            I got these two words from Richard Hammond’s hategasm about the Morris Marina.

      • Lori

        But pretty, and we all know that for a woman that’s what really matters. /s

        • Yr. Gma

          Eye of the beholder.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          Just IMHO, but while smooth-skinned and even-featured, I find Ivanka too bland to call her “pretty”. I know women that are way prettier, from Girl-Next-Door to Raven-haired Pocket Venuses.

          • Yr. Gma

            Those even features got a little help from the scalpel and Daddy’s money.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Indeed.

          • janecita

            I find her to be very basic. The kind of woman that you see once, and forget about 15 mins later.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            *nods* That’s it, no character in her face, nothing memorable about her.

          • Lori

            I agree, but she’s sort of the GOPer beauty ideal. Blond & bland with nice legs and boring taste in clothes.

          • snark-lurker

            Pocket Venus? WT… ? …

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            I got that from my mom, it means a petite, but statuesque beauty. When I’m around my friend “Juanita”, the guys check my legs and my ass, but after they see her, I might as well go home. :D

          • snark-lurker

            thx, i had no idear atol what you meant

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Np, I seem to have picked up some odd, Chicago/Midwest style language from Mom. xD

          • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

            You had me at “Raven-haired Pocket Venuses”.

            Where do I sign up?

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Come to Pueblo Colorado and I’ll introduce you, but one of them is in a LTR already. xD

        • Serai 1

          Pretty but not beautiful. She’s got no character in her fact at all. In fact, I’d say she’s a sterling example of what Valentine Michael meant when he said “All young human females have the same face. How could it be otherwise?” She’s frozen herself into this Pretty Princess Daughter form, and she’ll never let herself look like a real person. It’ll be Botox and sanding and cutting from here on in, until she ends like looking like a startled ostrich.

      • Serai 1

        She’s a typical bloodless gringa.

    • Shoto

      Vomit.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Apparently, I have to revise APANITF!. It is now officially Always Punch A Nazi In The Fonzies…(oh, look, same acronym!….huh………)

  • zerosumgame0005

    that secret removing of a condom is so ASSange of MRA morons!

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Just got back from the “awesome!” rock wall adventure with the wee GrandToomush! I feel some awesome aspirin and an awesome nap oncoming…

    • The Wanderer

      Were it awesome?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Did I mention that?….

        • The Wanderer

          Have you awesomely hydrated?

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Will Mount Gay count?….

          • The Wanderer

            Sure!

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Awesome! Then, check back soon!…..

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      AWE-sum!

    • Sophia

      Awesome, did you have fun?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Oh, absolutely!……………..(could you define “fun”?)……

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Sometimes we need to step away from the politics (even Wonkette) and enjoy the outdoors

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        or the pretend outdoors….

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          I usually get punked on the trampoline (for reasons…Dolly Parton reasons) but I get those little shits back with the foam batons. Someone is going home in tears or it just isn’t a day at the trampoline park!

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • UnsaltedSinner

      No stamina.

      • Shoto

        Low-energy. Sad. Loser.

    • Sophia

      trump can only give so many presidential sounding speeches per day and then he’s out of there

      • Shoto

        To be fair, he needed a Big Mac, and a bucket of KFC to get back on his game.

    • Shoto

      Dingbat Grifter Barbie Vank-Vank: Running her shtick in Saudi Arabia, home of the ultra-radical Wahhabi sect.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        But those rich ladies over there spend lots and lots of dough at malls, and in NYC and London.

    • jesterpunk

      What position was Ivanka elected to or what position did the senate confirm for her? Why is she standing in for Trump at any event?

      • BeachBum

        Minister of Shiny Objects to Distract Real Issues, of Office of the First Daughter.

    • William
      • BeachBum

        Bad style. They do have a lot of gold, but how do you kill the cockroaches in the corner wit those ?
        Weak. Sad. Low Energy.

        • Serai 1

          They’d fit right in with all the other ugly shit she peddles.

    • BeachBum

      On the bright side, just maybe whole bunches of ’em are shittin’ in their cape thingys having to listen to a penis challenged person with one o’ those whatchamacallit vaginas.

    • HazooToo

      What the fuck is even going on here?!

    • TJ Barke

      Remember when Hillary didn’t have the stamina to be president?

  • Michael R
  • William

    I buy those condoms that are ribbed “for her pleasure” I turn them inside out for my pleasure though. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1aabb8a0fcb984401d0a78f2a85ee7dfd70f95d227980d6d5a578fa59d743efb.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger

    Wait a minute! Notice that that pussy grabbing snowflake didn’t mention RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM even once! What the fuck?
    I think he’s a secret Muslim. His whole campaign was a black ops operation run right out of the palace basement in Riyadh. Well, that’s what I read on the innerweb. It’s true.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAULgixXsAAA9W9.jpg

    • efoveks

      The hypocrisy on this trip runs deep, from the lack of mention of “radical Islamic terrorism” to the lack of head scarves on Melonhead and Ivanka (after Dump’s criticism of Michelle Obama’s not wearing a headscarf on her visit when SHE was First Lady).

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        My question is, is Ivanka’s hair a scheitel. If not, shame on her.

        • efoveks

          I have always wondered about that. Being a blonde already, I’m inclined to think it’s her real hair, but being (supposedly) Orthodox, she should be wearing a wig. I worked with a lady whose husband was an Orthodox rabbi. She wore a wig, but confided in me that her real hair was much like what we she wore in public. (Glad I’m not the only one here speculating.)

  • KnaveOfSwords

    OT, but given how Trump acted after his Mexico visit on the campaign trail, do you think he’ll wait until he gets back to the US for the even-more-rabidly anti-muslim rant, or will that be happening while he’s in Israel?

    • The Wanderer

      In Israel he’ll be too close to someone who might want to see if AF1’s antimissile defenses are all we say they are. He’ll wait till he’s back at Mar-a-Laymo.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Nah, Florida’s closed for the summer. Now it’s time to jack up the membership fees at his club in Jersey

        • The Wanderer

          He should be glad my great-uncle’s deceased. I’ve heard he was deer hunting when the Hindenburg went down.*
          *(Completely untrue story – the great-uncle, not the airship)

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Yes.

    • jesterpunk

      It might even happen in Saudi Arabia.

  • janecita

    I’m watching a rerun of Bill Maher. Boris Epshteyn is such a good soldier!

    • Serai 1

      I wasn’t able to listen to more than 30 seconds of that shithead. Fucking Maher won’t stop having them on.

      • janecita

        I gave up after five minutes. When he started dissing Obama over Israel, I was out.

  • Bill D. Burger

    ~goosebumps~
    Maybe Dirty Donny can beat Tricky Dick’s record.

    https://twitter.com/TrialLawyerRich/status/866101820770455552

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Clock’s ticking!

  • Left Coast Tom
    • The Wanderer

      Aw, and this asshole stole “SCROTUS” from liberals.

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Respect Mah’ Author-a-tie!”

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DASqDgwXgAAMnob.jpg

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Hang on, isn’t that what they LIKED about him?

    • TJ Barke

      Wait, what? Isn’t the lack of control what gets cucks off?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      The list is long. We stopped cataloging after we went through the second team of paper.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        printer ink is expensive.

        • BeachBum

          No shit !

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            thank god school let me print less than 15 pages for free.

            I only got screwed on my final project – 58 pages!

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    OT: Word on the street is Reince is flying home early. Maybe His Fraudulency canned his ass, or maybe he’s realized the ship’s sinking and it’s every man for himself. https://twitter.com/mcspocky/status/866363973121212416

    • Bill D. Burger

      Looking to beat the rush for a plea deal?

      • Rick Hill

        And avoid the under the bus reunion

        • The Wanderer

          Now my internal iPod’s trying to fit “Under the bus reunion” into the tune to “Mother and Child Reunion.”

    • The Wanderer

      BWAHAHAHA!
      Reince might be looking for a more reliable way home, fearing that His Fraudulency might show him to the egress while AF1’s in flight.

    • DainBramage

      Bannon short-sheeted his bed one too many times.

    • Sophia

      Heard the rumour that Pence was sitting in trumps chair

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      He probably just wants to spend more time with his family. And maybe his lawyers.

    • BeachBum

      He’s gone early to get under the bus and beat the crowd.
      Or made a faux pas by putting ketchup on his camel steak.
      Hard to tell.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      His lawyer told him to haul his ass back here stat.

  • Sophia
    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      What a goofy expression. He just lapped it all up.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        That smug, shit eating grin is my least favorite expression

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Oh, please, Donnie, keep pissing off your ‘base.’ That will go so well for you when you get home and have to face the cops.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      I’ve seen more dignified expressions on toddlers.

      • BKScooter

        I’ve seen more dignified expressions on Donna Rose.

        • Serai 1

          I’ve seen more dignified expressions on a nauseated lemur.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I’m idly wondering how you knew the lemur was nauseated.

        • Rick Hill

          I’ve seen more dignified expressions on a horse’s back end

          • The Wanderer

            (starts to type)
            (pauses)
            Never mind.

          • BeachBum

            My sediments eggzackely !

      • That’s his “I just pooped in my diaper” face. You’ll recognize it as the face he makes pretty much constantly.

        • The Wanderer

          His resting facial expression is “Who farted?”

    • BeachBum

      I am sure now that the Arabs have the measure of Das Lider, OPEC will make a great deal, a fabulous deal, fantastic deal, to get us $1/gal gas.

  • Ezio
    • Left Coast Tom

      Build me an army worthy of Mordor.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Sargon decides that maybe an enternity in a sphere isn’t so bad if these are the choices of vessel.

      • The Wanderer

        Oooh, good one!

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Nicely done, Commander. :)

    • The Wanderer

      “What does ‘Answer unclear; ask again later’ mean?”

    • Jeffocaster in the East

      “Doesn’t the Saudi King have great balls, the biggest balls, the best balls!” Trump

    • Bill D. Burger
    • Yr. Gma

      “Magic 8 Ball, do my hands look bigger than these other guys’?”

      • snark-lurker

        no

      • Lori

        “My sources say no”

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Who is that on the left?

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      What are they doing?

      • Ezio

        The same thing they do every night, Pinky.

        Try to take over the world.

        • The Wanderer

          NARF!

    • Bill D. Burger

      Salman: “Uh oh………Mr Orange President! We see your future. It’s going to suck to be you.”

    • Bill D. Burger

      King Salman: “Don’t break my crystal ball. It cost me a fortune.”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Agent D. and Agent S. having their fingerprints removed.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Machine: “Eternal battle for the domination of the world begins”
      Salman: “we play for dollars”

      • The Wanderer

        Nice Never Say Never Again ref.

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          I knew you guys would get it!

    • HazooToo

      What actually IS that?

  • jesterpunk
    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      What comes out of the horse also smells better.

      • jesterpunk

        What comes out of the horse also makes a lot more sense.

  • schmannity

    Der Don curtsying to the Kinghttps://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/307d97ba4cf9cccb76989b684db8829441d676cb4c35ed0444531dbe6a2b135d.png

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    So they finally had “the talk”, huh?

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • The Wanderer

      Coincidence? Read the book.

    • Shanzgood

      What crops did they put the chemicals on? Because I’m thinking maybe we shouldn’t eat it.

      • BeachBum

        Naah, its all ok ! Go ahead and eat it ! Trumps EPA wouldn’t harm us !

        • Shanzgood

          Of course not! This is fine! This is all fine!

      • Alan

        I’m not eating for four years.

        • BeachBum

          Ok, but at least you’re still drinking !

    • BeachBum

      So does MAGA also mean taking agriculture back to the 1950’s ?
      Needs moar DDT.

    • BeachBum

      Maybe the lesbian farmers are on to something. Maybe we should all start Victory Gardens like in WWII, but call them Resistance Gardens ?

  • La forza del resistino

    Missed most of Donald’s Saudi speech. Did anyone throw a shoe?

    • Shoto

      The takeaway was that cable teevee infotainment hacks were commenting how “Presidential’ it was. (As if…) Expect that bullshit to stay in the news-cycle for a few days, minimum. Hopefully, Unhinged Orange Donnie will be slapped down hard with new Russia revelations when he returns to Washington.

      • Yr. Gma

        He will,. I don’t think he’ll wait until he comes back, though. He’ll tweet some stupid thing and then them media will be all over that.

  • mancityRed6

    the cats are inside watching Zootopia on the netflix.

    • TJ Barke

      That movie is why furries happen.

      • The Wanderer

        I’m a bit furry (fuzzy?) because I write furry fiction, but I have never watched Zootopia. And I do have Netflix. I’m so ashamed.

        • Ferroequinologist Ron

          It’s okay. And like all modern CGI absolutely gorgeous. But to me it was like someone had read Kevin & Kell and missed the point.

          • The Wanderer

            I read Kevin and Kell regularly. I got Netflix for the new MST3K episodes; I think I should expand my horizons a tad.
            There’s a hell of a lot of Rule 34 and Rule 63 fanart out there for Zootopia, some of it rather magnificently done.

          • Ferroequinologist Ron

            I must look that up some time.
            Wait, did I say that out loud?

          • The Wanderer

            LOL

      • mancityRed6

        we can blame it from here on out, but I think it was a thing before…

        • TJ Barke

          Well, I should have said “movies like that”.

  • azeyote

    a sad that relates – i was with a most wonderful woman who became pregnant and we were not sure who the father was – it wasn’t me – she went with the father and i’ll always miss her –

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      I’m sorry, Sweetheart. Try not to get to hung-up and any one partner, there are other women out there for you.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • canes_pugnaces

    Let’s keep in mind, you know to keep this all in perspective, we are actually talking about neo-Nazis and real Nazis and president Nazis.

    That’s how fucked up America is right now.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea
    • Shoto

      How do these drooling idiots manage to tie their own shoes, let alone to operate the tweetering box machine without causing injury to themselves (or others)?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Heh, brutally owned.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • SkinlessGenderlessMan

    Hey, Nazis! This sneaky impregnation shit works just as well for any color/race/ethnicity male, with any fertile female. I’m a classic Celt/Germanic white-ass boy, and this would have worked fine with my black girlfriend, my Latina girlfriend, my Jewish girlfriend…..are Italians “white”? My daughter is 1/4 Italian on mom’s side.

    Come to think of it, this did work OK for my pale white ex-girlfriend’s hubby, before they got married. He’s quite dark, and the kids are somewhere in the middle.

    Fuuuuuck. Despite the fact that I love looking at pale freckled redhead lasses, let’s all get to work breeding each other into a uniform light cocoa, so maybe intentionally pale folks will be looked at like freaks and all this race shit can be a historic curiosity.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      I prefer a nice caramel myself, but point taken.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Many years ago I dated a man who had Castillian, Mexican, Native American and Irish ancestors. He also used to say that the world would be better when everyone was the same shade.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      I’m a white chick, and my best partners of either sex have been people of Color. I don’t make a fetish of anyone, it’s all about chemistry and compatibility, but why would anyone rule out anything from great sex to a long-term fulfilling relationship because of something like skin colors?

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Because they’re small-minded bigots, natch

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          *nods*

    • Shanzgood

      Recessive genes will still pop out now and again.

      • SkinlessGenderlessMan

        Yaaaay redheads!

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I haz a little sad that my beloved and I won’t ever find out what a babby with a combination of my red hair and pale freckliness and his caramel skin, black hair, and brown eyes would look like. Of course, as we both come from long lines of square people, whatever its appearance, it would always approach “you must be this tall to go on this ride” signs with trepidation.

      • SkinlessGenderlessMan

        I passed my brick-shaped genes to my poor daughter, but luckily she got her mom’s curves to disguise them!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      when i encountered black and latino pride in h.s., my white ass came home and asked the TX mom what we were? (Other white students would say 1/4 french, 1/2 dutch, etc).

      She replied: “We’re mutts.”

      As for the 1/4 dutch crap, she pointed out that armies had been warring, trading, and raping across the continent for over 1,000 years.

      Yeah, now I just tell people we’re scotch irish.

      • SkinlessGenderlessMan

        Mrs. SG Man is a real mutt – Portuguese via Hawaii to California, German, Irish, Amerind and “other”.

        She turned out really cute, too!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Interesting. The heat is turned up. Russia investigation moves inside the West Wing and Jared Kushner deletes ALL of his Tweets from Twitter.
    Coincidence I’m sure.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DARWhcnXsAE744Y.jpg

    Not too tech savvy, huh Jared?

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      That’ll help, Jared, Ya’ schmuck.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      As if the investigators haven’t already downloaded them all.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Oh that’s not suspicious at all.

    • Alan

      I’ve always wondered how I could disappear. Now I know.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Apparently he’d never tweeted, so nothing there.

    • Fartknocker

      Jared’s least favorite word this month: subpoena.

    • William

      He may have exceeded the “stupid shit” gig allowance.

    • Sophia

      I know that Trump isn’t supposed to delete (although he does) because of Presidential record. They were all over Hilary about deleted e-mails. How does this all affect Jared deleting tweets? Legality?

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Probably first thing his defense attorney told him to do.

    • Sophia
    • Serai 1

      Apparently he didn’t delete anything, as there was nothing there to delete in the first place.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Well….it was my dream headline. ___ Onward!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAPNgWwUMAEmheX.jpg

    • Ryan Denniston

      The libel laws are the best. Just tremendous, you wouldn’t believe it.

    • Poly_Ester

      The Bin Laden family will teach him about Big League construction companies.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Donnie thought he was in the big leagues, just wait until he tapps Saudi Arabia.

  • William
    • Bill D. Burger

      And a large number, some stayed some left, were wearing and prominently displaying rainbow pins.
      In your face Pence! ___ Proud of these students.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        I thought I saw some rainbow scarves, too.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      How do I make this fucking thing stop playing.

      • William

        I wish I knew

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          iswydt

      • Shanzgood

        Go to your settings and pick “hide media” option.

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        On my machine it finally just gave up – “Video Unavailable.”

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        refresh the page

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Listening to Dutch rap and this line really hit home on the world and Trump in particular: ” You know the price of everything but the value of nothing.”

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      That’s also too what the Joint Chiefs, et al. said of Defense Secretary Robert McNamara.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        enlighten me.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          When Mac was DefSec, it was during the Vietnam War. He pushed for commonality among the jet services, which lead to the great F-4 Phantom II, and the failed F-111B. It’s seriously true that a great Navy jet was great for everyone, but a specialized Air Force bomber was great only for Air Force bombing. Reference the F-35 project with this in mind.

          They would do cost analyses of everything, and also did something like figuring how many tons of bombs dropped would lead to the North capitulating. You can see where this is going, yes? That great victory in Vietnam the USA won?

          • HazooToo

            Looove these historical facts!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Thanx! :)

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            The F-4 a great plane? One of the main reasons so many planes went down was the fact it didn’t have a board gun. Same prob why the F35 will fail. (plus so many other defects)

            Anyways I dont know how we got to this.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            The F-4 has stood the test of time tho. The Navy trained for Air-to-air, and dominated even without a gun. If you want, look for Robert Wilcox’s “Scream of Eagles”, about Navy F-4s and Topgun. The Greeks have upgraded F-4Es with HOBS Heaters and are kicking ass in jets that are older than I am.

            I think the F-35 is an expensive abortion, though.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Could well be but I have seen reports of Vietnam veterans stating the loss of many aircraft were due to the lack of a 20mm canon and that this was the main reason it was put back on place on the fulcan.

            And yes the JSF is dead at birth. I still hope some leaders have their senses back and opt for the Saab or Rafale.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            The lack of gun/missile complexity were major issues, but lack of training in missile envelopes and aggressive tactics were what hurt the USAF F-4s more.

            I’d go for either the SAAB or Rafale over the JSF myself. The Rafale is combat-proven now.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Let’s be fair. this is where we were al waiting for.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRv2cVF0CdM

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            I adore this silly movie. xD Tomcats Forever, Baby! I prefer the F-15 Eagle, but I wouldn’t ever get slow vs. an F-14.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y45rzmDaABI&index=64&list=PLgA_QpnjZQywhhsQy5fWuWLjDw1jBmMUj&t=169s

          • georgiaburning

            The F-4 and variants could handle all sorts of armament and electronics hung on the wing and being a two-seater, the pilot was able to concentrate on flying and the back seater could operate whatever other gear was on board. Originally this was radar, but as people came up with newer gadgets they were easy to add. That made it a very useful plane for all sorts of missions and extended its service life for quite a while.

          • SadDemInTex

            Gorgeous and smart is AE, Tank Grrl

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            *blushes*

          • BeachBum

            Well said. Eventually LBJ realized too late that Mac didn’t price out the Vietnamese fighting the Chinese, Japanese, French and the US for several centuries going. ” Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.” – Mark Twain.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Thank you, and exactly.

          • georgiaburning

            It was an unequal war. The NVA supply chain was dispersed and cheap. Our weapons were expensive. We spent millions to knock out trails that would be quickly replaced. Russians learned the same lesson in Afghanistan.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Indeed. I have a book about USMC Phantoms, specifically, and they mention being vectored to drop on single NVA trucks. 500 pound bombs and jet fuel cost 100x more than the Russian or Chinese supplied truck, even if they hit it, and we could have paved Vietnam in aluminum for all the A-4, F-105, and other jets that were shot down.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      Sounds like my family. And my ex-in-laws.

    • SadDemInTex

      Oscar Wilde wrote that. Bring back Oscar!

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Dutch rappers knowing Wilde. How nice is that!

  • Poly_Ester

    “Paranoia strikes deep.” A whole lot of angst from people who have only had sex with their hand.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      “Dude, I totally barebacked Rosie last night!”

      “Keep fighting, bro!”

  • Ryan Denniston

    OT: Still haven’t found anything as truly disturbing as this video. And it’s been about 20 years.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      I just love this song so much.

    • Courser_Resistance

      love the song but this is the first time I’ve seen the vid. You’re right, disturbing but cool.

  • Michael R

    ” What’s stunning is that there was no readily apparent plausible excuse for Donald Trump running out of breath during his speech. He wasn’t outdoors. It wasn’t hot. He hadn’t just run up a flight of stairs to give his speech. The man simply seemed to be in too poor of health to stand up and talk for that length of time without the fatigue becoming apparent ”

    http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/stamina-trump-saudi/2980/

    • SadDemInTex

      I agree with everything he writes in this. I think being president is hard enough on men who have kept themselves healthy and are relatively young. This guy in neither of those and he has gained even more weight in the WH. If I was his family I would stage an intervention. But then they probably hate him.

    • Yr. Gma

      Boo hoo?

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      if it turns he out he has pneumonia, the universe will have balanced itself at least.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I’m only seeing this on the Palmer Report, which is one of the least trustworthy LWNM sites out there. I also don’t see anything that says Ivanka was standing in for him? The speech she gave seems to be the one scheduled?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Circus continues on to Tel Aviv…..where Bibi had to threaten and browbeat his ministers to attend. Many had “called in with a conflict” and couldn’t make it. lmao

    [Peter Beaumont in Jerusalem
    Sunday 21 May 2017 08.48 EDT

    ‘Angry’ Netanyahu orders ministers to attend Trump reception
    Israeli media reports say prime minister was extremely angered to learn a number of ministers had planned to skip US president’s arrival]

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/21/angry-netanyahu-orders-ministers-attend-trump-israeli-arrival

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DASiMwhXkAAW4eb.jpg

    • Nounverb911

      In other circus news, tonight is the end of an era.
      https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/866294940158111745

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      The article says they decided not to attend when “the White House had asked for the meet and greet to be shortened to the two countries’ anthems and handshakes only between Netanyahu and Trump.” I don’t blame them. Who wants to ruin the whole day just to show up and not even be in the receiving line?

      • The Wanderer

        Probably won’t even serve cake and ice cream afterward.

  • Nounverb911
    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      They didn’t stop you from speaking moran. They just didn’t want to hear it.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        In fact, they’re exercising their freedom the only way they can in response. Since none of them get handed a podium and national audience.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          This. Damned right, this.

      • Rick Hill

        If it’s from the right, freedom of speech at universities means that conservatives can’t spout their bullshit without being contradicted by facts. They hate that. Also, that students are allowed to support Democrats. Don’t forget it’s one arm of their voter suppression strategies. Which, btw, has been to change the nation’s thoughts and ideas. So, tryingto make being liberal socially unpopular. Who says those guys aren’t complicated?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Protesting — the time-honored practice of publicly speaking out against perceived injustices and urging action — is a form of assembly and thus protected by the Constitution.

      Mike doesn’t like the “assemble” word in the 1st Amendment, huh?

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        He whined about stuff like the Berkeley protests (note: protests) against fuckface Milo? He’s learning from Shitgibbon.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      Fuck you, you White-bread Closet-case Religious Fanatic.

      • Yr. Gma

        Or, on second thought, let’s not. Ew.

      • William

        Testify!

      • BeachBum

        Umm….you can tell us how you really feel !

    • Shanzgood

      Freedom of speech doesn’t mean anybody has to listen to it. Idiot.

    • William

      I guess with the orange idiot out of the country, Uncle Mike has some spare time.https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f336e30884343fb4587e993ab9269d0945d71c4b0cc140a03e06180adb3d0e32.jpg

      • Lori

        Anyone who thinks that Pence is going clean up Trump’s mess doesn’t know Pence.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          One of these is a tool that will end up covered in an orange gunky mess.

          FTFY.

    • Sophia

      How is it suppression of speech if I just walk out. Why should I have to listen to you. You’re obviously not listening to me.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        The mute button is the greatest tool for those who want to repress free speech ever invented.

      • BeachBum

        Didn’t listen to him, but I think he means when Cal didn’t want Coulter to speak. And similar instances.

    • TJ Barke

      Why won’t they stop bleeding the real meaning out of terms!? Orwell is spinning so fucking fast in his grave…

    • jesterpunk

      Mike, maybe XKCD can explain this in simple terms even you can understand?

      https://xkcd.com/1357/

    • BeachBum

      I will have to give some respect for the Irish at the French school. Except for sportsball games.

    • Sophia

      I also don’t understand these Universities that ask someone to speak when they know the choice is going to be controversial. Is there not one person on the planning committee that will say “uh guys, maybe not a great idea”. This day is supposed to be for the graduates. Can they not find someone to speak that won’t cause such a splinter in the student demographic?

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        Maybe they think that the prestige of having the VPOTUS speak is worth it.

      • BeachBum

        At a private school image ($) is important for the alumni ($) contributors ($) and sponsers ($). ND has traditionally been conservative. They did not let women in until 1972. Pence, not a Catholic, would still play well.
        Any controversy would be caused by the heretics, idolaters, and atheists who somehow managed to get in.

    • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

      “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted” – R.W. Emerson

      • Courser_Resistance

        THIS ^^^

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    KKKomerad is living proof of why stealthing should be a crime. He wouldn’t be here if his father had pulled out or if he had just put on a condom. Better yet, why couldn’t his mother just have aborted the turd and thus had saved us from his vile and revolting presence?

    • It’s something that shouldn’t exist. If I was a lawmaker, I wouldn’t have made a law against it ’cause I wouldn’t have even considered that it would be a thing people would do! But yeah, now that it’s a thing, it should definitely be legislated against.

  • SadDemInTex

    First: Ewwww, Nazis are not only evil, they are creepy. 2nd: 45 is a like a crow that sees something glittering and has to take it back to its nest….but the crow is smarter. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5765795c233452b0912e91d7964bbc6c5b7577e42f4588a10e84e989ae62d62.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b6d04c80c31abdda8e54c0fcd608cd8b226d8c48f51f1c1b4fd728fc3fde60c.jpg

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Is there corresponding advice for Nazi chicks? Poke a hole in your date’s condom when he’s in the bathroom, perhaps?

    {shudder} I am a man of loose morals and questionable judgement, but I draw the line at Nazis.

    • Anna Rompage

      Tell them they don’t need a condom because you’re on the pill and don’t have stds anymore, well, ever since taking a 6 week regimine of antibiotics?

  • jesterpunk
  • jesterpunk
  • Anna Rompage

    Funny, I always found it easy to find a girlfriend by being nice, respectful, and fun, and have had several women enthustitically want to have children with me…

    Seems like so much work to be a total asshole to women, all in the hopes of maybe finding one at some point, that’s willing to have sex with you, up to the point they figure out you’re a total douche nozzle…

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      With guys, if they are honest and make a good approach, they do fine with me. A great smile is a plus, and cute is nice, but if you make me think it’ll be fun to spend time with you, I’ll take the chance.

      • Shanzgood

        Yanno, the only time I ever considered giving my number to a rando who asked for it was a cute boy in the grocery store because he seemed nervous and so very earnest and had zero creeper-vibe about him.

        But GODS was he young! So I said “thanks, hon, but I’m old enough to be your mom!”

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          xD If they look 18 and up, I’m game. Yes, Ima Cougar. All my partners male & female, have been younger.

          • Shanzgood

            Eh, I had one for a while a couple of years ago who I didn’t know wasn’t even 30 yet. After I found out, I had to quit with him because I just felt kinda gross. (That’s just me, though! I’m not passing any judgement!)

            Plus OMG SO BORING!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD No worrries. I agree, my last fling was 25ish, and not Boyfriend material- just nothing in common except sexual interest – , but he was Gorgeous and the best lover I’ve been with.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      When I was dating, it was “genuinely like me, and I’ll like you back”

    • Alan

      Good personal hygiene helps too.

  • William

    Ok, I need to go run out in front of a speeding garbage truck so I can feel better about myself now. https://www.facebook.com/aljazeera/videos/10155563986153690/

  • jesterpunk

    These are also the same morons who complain women trick them into having sex with them so they get pregnant and get money from them.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      You’d think they’d try to trap men who HAVE money, not these basement dwellers.

      • jesterpunk

        Well yeah but they dont really think.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Fortunately for US Amercia, Nazis are rarely the babee’s father.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Could we love him more? Canada’s Justin Trudeau photobombs students’ prom picture
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc0f3c327d835e892be302dcc3992b68f31beff601a79cc0d28fa452571b2d02.jpg
    Meanwhile, Donald scarfs down another tub of fried chicken, washed down with a Big Gulp.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39989986

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      let’s not blame the fried chicken.

  • Shanzgood

    Re my Stealthing: Yes, It Can Happen to Anybody PSA way down below thread, TheBoatDude asked:

    “Without disclosing more than you’d like, can you expand on how he was able to pull that off? (Inadvertent pun there, but ima let it stand). The mechanics of how it happens without any one knowing confounds…”

    I’m putting my response up here, too, as part of the PSA.

    “I don’t mind. We did a lot of switching and changing around so I presume he slipped it off at some point when he was out and we were getting…readjusted.”

    And if any of you actually need it explained why there would be times when one might not be physically able to witness said removal maneuver then you are way too young to be on this mommyblog!

    • Alan

      I find it disturbing that it actually has a name.

      • Shanzgood

        Too bad it’s not legally called sexual assault in this country.

    • BosGrl

      Thank you for sharing that, Shanz. It is so important we all understand this.

      • Shanzgood

        I felt a bit hesitant, even though I’ve talked about it here before. I think it might have been on an overnight thread, though, where the conversations can get a bit more…personal. I don’t want anyone else to feel as ashamed and confused as I did. I wish I could give someone advice on preventing it from happening, other than “don’t have sex with Nazis or asshats!”

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          ~hugs~ Thank you Shan, you’re doing a very good thing here.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          I think your admonition, “don’t have sex with Nazis or asshats” just about covers it. And yes, Virginia, there are female Nazis and/or asshats.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Yup, happened once to me too. Trust me, unless you’re a contortionist in a brightly-lit room, it’s impossible to see *everything* goin’ on. Took myself to PP for morning after pill the next morning.

      • Shanzgood

        Thank you!

        I didn’t bring the condoms for BC – he’d already had a vasectomy years ago. It was strictly for STI protection because he KNEW that I knew he had a penchant for sticking his dick in some crazy places.

        Can I ask how you realized what had happened?

        • Courser_Resistance

          Of course, Shan. I didn’t realize it till I got up and semen tricked out. Dead giveaway. I just shuffled him out the door ASAP. I was doing my… er… cougar thing at the time, so… I wasn’t being super-selective at the time and in the middle of menopause.

          • Shanzgood

            Yeah. That sort of happened to me the second time with him as well. He tried to convince me it was ME. Um, no. I know how my stuff works and I was never THAT excited about any of the sex we’d been having.

            The first time, I think he messed up taking it off because it ended up stuck inside me afterward and I had to fish it out. So I was already in “shit, I have to get tested” mode but not mad at him because I thought it was a freak accident.

            The third (final) time I don’t remember how I realized what he’d done but I freaked out and he flat out admitted it, then tried to convince me he thought I *wanted* him to. It wasn’t until quite some time after that I finally put it all together and figured out he’d been doing it the whole time.

          • Courser_Resistance

            It slipped off a time or two with the ex-bf and we didn’t notice cuz sex was never an issue with us. Great sex. It’d be way up inside me, wrapped around my cervix. We were using as birth control as I came off Depo shots. I counted days & we were safe, so just a laff really. But yeah can be a challenge to retrieve.

          • Courser_Resistance

            Most importantly, Ugh! Shan, I’m so sorry you had to go through all that shit.

            Honestly, until K asked me out, I’d practically sworn off men completely. There’s been a rash of murder-suicides in the region and I’m just kinda done, you know? Giving my heart to somebody, only to be killed for it later? No thanks. I’d love to have a male companion, but only a very *right* one, you know? K & I are strictly ‘getting to know you on a personal level’ basis right now and I’m not in a rush to move on.

    • BeachBum

      Well……we perhaps don’t NEED it a-splained…..but….well…okay then.

  • Courser_Resistance

    You know, there’s a cure for that. It’s call the Day After pill. I’ve used it twice, once for my peace of mind, the second for his. Of course, that’s assuming PP is around, which is a problem. Most of these cretins live in states who shut down and harass PP.

    • Sophia

      There is also a problem with STD’s when they do this

      • Shanzgood

        Exactly. Plan B is $40-50 but STI testing cost me three months of worry and $300.

        • Swampgas_Man

          I thought most STI testing was free these days?

          • Shanzgood

            Screening for risk factors as part of a covered wellness exam, but not the actual lab tests.

          • Courser_Resistance

            I’m not 100% sure of where I was getting my healthcare at the time but it was probably Denver Health pre-ACA community healthcare and just scheduled my annual a month or two down the road and watched & waited. Came up clear, thankfully

          • Shanzgood

            I had my doctor do the extra sampling (including bloodwork) at my annual exam so that part was covered, just not the actual testing of the samples. It really should be, though.

          • Courser_Resistance

            It should! Denver Health was/is super-attentive to detecting and treating STIs. Then again, we’re a big, urban area so they’ve had a very active STI clinic for as long as I can remember.

  • Chris

    I don’t know why but this whole article made me think of the anatomically correct love ewe that some band used to sell at their shows. Cannot think of the name of the band.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      NOFX, I believe. Probably Heavy Petting Zoo tour.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Petting Sounds?
        Best album ever from the Beeyoch Boys.

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        The did have a song called ‘Food, Sex and Ewe.’

    • mancityRed6

      someone got me one of those (blow up, if I recall) for a birthday once.
      I literally forgot it under the driver’s seat when I sold the car.

      • Courser_Resistance

        That’ll be a nifty surprise for someone!

        “Honey, I SWEAR, I have no idea where that came from! Honest!”

      • Shanzgood

        THat? Is kind of awesome!

        • mancityRed6

          it’s a better story than the “videos” a roommate hid in a house only to be found after we moved out

      • Chris

        Can you imagine what the new owners thought?

        • mancityRed6

          something, something, airbags?

  • Apple Scruff

    Anyone watching MSMBC? OMG, Wajahat Ali is my new favorite!

  • Wild Cat

    Historians will look back at this era’s sexual psychosis and determine a handful of young, confused, sexually inept neo-nazis helped bring down an old, confused, and sexually confused Constitution.

    At least actual nazis fucked like rabid rabbits as the Soviets were about to get payback . . . our neo-nazis are Youjizz warriors.

  • Master Contrail Program
    • Wild Cat

      I think they’re more into Pat Buchanan’s fetish: Hot blond boys in nazi uniforms.

    • The Wanderer

      Lego(tm) Strip Joint!

    • Pre-existing Ugly Dude

      Are those the bricklayers the Daily Stormer was talking about?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Einstein?

  • Swampgas_Man

    I understand Derp grenadiers, but what do bricklayers have to do with Nazism?

    • The Wanderer

      Code for Freemasons, maybe?

    • Alan

      Not a clue.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Laying brick. It’s what the Nazi kids are calling it.

  • Sophia

    Twitter is on it. Someone in one wonder what Alex Jones was thinking about this. I can gleefully imagine the glorious sight his head exploding when he sees it.

    https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/866381012451774464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • Shibusa
    • Al Swearengen

      Yeah, they hate his senitent-apple pie bullshit as much as the rest of us.

      • TJ Barke

        Is fauxlksy a word?

        • Shanzgood

          It is now!

          • TJ Barke

            Yaaaaay!

    • not_vh

      good on them man good on them.

    • Snopes Shop

      The wingnuts are FREAKING OUT

    • SayItWithWookies

      How awful — they should’ve stayed and booed.

  • Bozilingus

    OT – Today is Senator Al Franken’s birthday. Here is a photo of him and his lovely bride.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/32575877af09e5bee44f038502354e3c6afd12aeca782b62cf5d2b501adee631.jpg

    • Al Swearengen

      Haha, that Jew-fro. Love Al.

    • TJ Barke

      Dat ‘fro…

    • Shanzgood

      I’ve always wanted hair like his!

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        You’d look amazing with a big, poofy Ginger ‘fro. :)

        • Shanzgood

          I would make it soft and curly! Franken’s is MESSED UP in that photo!

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Yeah, I can totes see you with a styled ‘fro. :)

          • Shanzgood

            No cultural appropriation of Black hairstyles, though! Cracker ‘fro only!

            (We are goofuses!)

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            xD My little brother has hair like Al Franken. He’s heard it all, but his wife loves it so he now wears it natural.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            That’d be a “Jew-fro”.

          • Shanzgood

            Not on ME! It would be…I dunno. Irish (soda) cracker fro?

  • Shibusa
    • janecita

      He looks so scared! I almost feel bad for him.

      • Sophia

        Is he jittery because of all the Muslims around him or because no booze?

        • Bozilingus

          AOT,K

      • mancityRed6

        it’s the closest he’ll get to hell until he gets there.

    • TJ Barke

      Must be scary when people you deride as subhuman vermin have you surrounded…

    • DainBramage

      Why they even let vermin like Bannon into the country is a mystery.

    • Left Coast Tom

      He just needs something to dance to.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0e-un0mPQ

    • Alan

      He looks bewildered.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Minor officials of an insular, backwards oligarchy — surrounded by members of the Saudi royal family.

    • GRH

      That moment when he realizes he’s not at a Klan rally.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    WSJ: White House aides staged an unsuccessful Twitter ‘intervention’ to get through to Trump (WSJ via Daily Kos)

    In that meeting, aides warned Mr. Trump that certain kinds of comments made on Twitter would “paint him into a corner,” both in terms of political messaging and legally, one official said.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1439633caa19aaceb88ddb5df2c9ec4a3b19a89dfcb1687eb1accfcbae47dd26.gif

  • Sophia

    Unintended consequences or he just doesn’t give a fuck cause they got no money? You decide

    Hamas fires back at Trump’s ‘terrorism’ allegation
    Meanwhile, Palestinian activists have called for a “Day of Rage” when Trump visits the West Bank on Tuesday.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/hamas-fires-back-at-trumps-terrorism-allegation/

  • mancityRed6

    Zootopia wore Pippa out, so now Karl is watching “the secret life of pets”
    he’s promised me an insider review afterward
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef56ecf7280d0bc5e8f95e02a662df7cd87cca4ed7f7ee94ad1f906f6a45bfe1.jpg

    • TJ Barke

      I don’t get it… I’ve never once had an animal that wanted to watch a television…

      • mancityRed6

        he loved this one yesterday afternoon:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlMk6m3_4J0&t=185s
        I didn’t leave it on, though. the tv has too many scratches on the screen as it is.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Me also too. My cats have never had the slightest interest.

      • mancityRed6

        training. there’s actually cat tv channels on the Roku. I might still have a dvd of fish, gerbils, and hamsters (all in different cages), set to the tune of bird calls.

      • DainBramage

        My cat sometimes gazes at the TV for a while. But I remember as a kid when our cat became totally engrossed with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

        • mancityRed6

          Pippa (being from the UK) prefers Attenborough documentaries

      • BosGrl

        Mine loves those bird videos on Youtube.

        • Alan

          Mine like those bird videos at the feeder outside the window.

          • BosGrl

            OK. Not everyone can do that, so…

      • Tiffany de Houston

        I had a dog once who was mesmerized by The Lion King.

      • SayItWithWookies

        One of my cats never had any interest in tv until I watched Magic in the Air, the PBS (I think it was Nature) documentary about hummingbirds. And part of that attraction was because of their songs. She didn’t have the same interest in the sequel, and nothing since.

      • SpideySenser

        I had a cat, Billy RIP, who loved to watch hockey. Was totally mesmerized by the puck. He and my husband used to eat sardines whilst catching a Bruin’s game. Then hubby would set up a make shift goal with the cat on defense. He was pretty good at stopping the tissue paper pucks flying at him. It was was hilarious. And TRUE!

    • Michael R

      If he learns the secret you have to kill him .

      • mancityRed6

        if he wakes me up like he did this morning…

        • BosGrl

          Mine will whine incessantly, then when he knows I’ve had enough will look stare at me and just do one quick last “meow”.

        • Alan

          I feed the cats no earlier than 10:00 p.m. so they let me sleep.

          • mancityRed6

            I had this problem with the pups, one of them actually stopped me from being late to work once.
            It’s just that I get up early for work, which means I get up early every day, and Karl thought that 5AM meant I would be late.
            I leave food out all the time. I only make special times for when I feed them moist food.

          • Alan

            Oh how thoughtful of him. You are lucky he keeps you.

          • mancityRed6

            I tried to set him free once, but he came back

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            not bastard cat, i get occasional visits at 4 or 5 am.

    • Rasilom

      Loved this film!

      • mancityRed6

        Imma wait for his review.
        Just looked, he’s still watching.

    • BadKitty904

      You think you can handle the truth about the secret life of pets?!?1?

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/761d6814d50d2090ffec0c77251c6f28c0a1e2420de518f68fbfa2115fe4e6c8.gif

  • Michael R
    • AOT,K.

    • Tiny kaiju

      Stealing this shamelessly. It shall become either my wall paper at work or my Face Block avatar

  • Bozilingus
    • mancityRed6

      she saw tRump naked…on the toilet…with his phone in his hands

      • Bozilingus

        Fake news! She would have been struck blind.

        • TJ Barke

          You think those are her original eyes?

          • Shanzgood

            Ack! How hilariously horrible!!!

          • Bozilingus

            They do look like doll’s eyes…
            (ominous music plays in background)

      • Left Coast Tom

        Eww.

        • mancityRed6

          see? now the thought of him taking a dump on a desk isn’t so bad.

      • jesterpunk
      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        I’d bet she hasn’t seen him naked in years.

        • mancityRed6

          I’m not a betting man and I still wouldn’t bet against that.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Marla Maples?

    • Michael R
      • mancityRed6

        fake
        Mellon couldn’t handle the lasso of truth

      • Bozilingus

        She’s no Wonder Woman.
        She’s “No Wonder” Woman.

        • William

          Linda Carter back in the day *sigh*. I would have chased a laundry truck 50 miles in my bare feet just to make tea from her dirty socks.

    • boyblue122

      She stole it from Trump’s ex-employer Vince McMahon

      • jesterpunk

        Vince can actually run a business and make money though.

    • not_vh

      that belt was more of a safety precaution than a fashion accessory. its there to keep him away.

      • Bozilingus

        So more of a chastity belt?

        • not_vh

          that was the word i was looking for.

          • Bozilingus

            DamienBarron doesn’t need any more competition.

          • not_vh

            i think the bus tapes did it for her. at-least the outing of them.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Or shock collar?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      “Little” Donald, the fightin’ baby corn.

      • not_vh

        how are you doing? read that you were in ER

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          I’m fucked. Fourth day in bed. Can’t even make the bathroom without help. Seeing the back doc tomorrow, if I can get there. It’s miserable.

          • not_vh

            oh man. sorry to hear that. what is the prognosis?

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            Utterly fried disc, so I’m expecting to be recommended surgery. Fuck knows what’ll happen with work.

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            Slack video calls and meetings from the hospital bed?

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            It’s going to have to be.

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            I hope you’ll be on the mend soon … laying around in pain is not how I like to spend my quality quiet time.

          • Parakeetist

            Sorry. Hug.

          • not_vh

            ooh. that’s serious. i hope there are proven non-surgical ways to resolve it. where in the vertebra are these problem discs? cervical or thoracic?

          • William

            My wife, a life long athlete had a disc fixed. It’s not that big of a deal anymore. They go in with a tiny little remote camera and snip off the bulging part of the stuff that’s pressing on the nerves. If your insurance will allow it, neurosurgeons seem to be extra skilled at the procedure. The day of the operation I had to put her socks on. The day after she was going for walks. Two weeks later back at the gym deadlifting. I hope it works out for you.

          • Rasilom

            Man that sucks. My back does shit like this too. Best thing ever was my Chiropractors traction table. 13 days of 30 min sessions and it made a huge differance. Also dropping an unneeded 40 lbs helped too. Fingers crossed it has been 5 years since the last flair up. My advice is walk as much as you can and drink some booze. Hope you are feeling better soon!

          • Mehmeisterjr

            I’ve managed to avoid surgery so far but have been through major therapy after some asshole ran a red light and knocked my neck sideways.

            I’m in your corner.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i dunno, but it sure looks like she’s standing over the bodies of her enemies.

    • BadKitty904

      American tax-payers?

    • Master Contrail Program

      I’m not sure, but I see who she modeled her joyous facial expression after https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5dd0ae58097000de31ea0ce5a14d7b21fcfd4671832df9d0f1c4a2cd7e58c612.jpg .

      • FlemmishSpy

        Who doesn’t like Moolah?

    • DainBramage

      To me, it looks more like she lost a bet.

    • Alan

      It’s a shock belt. I hear he had her microchipped too.

    • Kateaux

      Reminds me of Deirdre Hall’s character on Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (mid-70s Saturday morning tv show).

    • janecita

      A Mexican luchador.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      The immigration authorities?

    • shastakoala

      I think it’s for back support. You’d have to be spineless to marry Mr. Orange.

    • vivian

      I think she may be a 1970’s Japanese TV villain.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Gorilla Monsoon wants his belt back.
      This time it’s personal.

  • mancityRed6

    Lawrence last night. A few beers, a small fire, music, and a few friends. Did some shopping. Home for a couple of drinks (I kind of regret that 5 hour energy maximum strength), and bed by midnight. Asleep a half hour later.
    Karl tries getting me up by 5, alarm is set for six.
    Workout, laundry, groceries (sandwiches again!), and dishes done. Now I’m just waiting for sevenish so I can get some decent sleep tonight.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Just when you think they can’t get more deplorable, they do.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Who thought they couldn’t get more deplorable?

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    What the hell is going on in this photo?

    That hand is smaller than the inauguration turnout.@realDonaldTrump #TrumpInSaudi pic.twitter.com/OsY2lR2KmH— Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) May 21, 2017

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
    • not_vh

      elect an incontinent clown
      expect a shit circus.

      it’s not that it is a circus. it’s a shit circus. i mean nixon had atleast some vision (EPA). This guy has zero vision. zero. nothing.

    • The Circus ended last night

  • TJ Barke

    Ladies, find out if your date is a nazi up front. Then ditch them. Or worse. With votes…

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      These guys are really good at hiding their true colors. It’s like with Huma and Weiner. She probably had no idea that he was that big a creep, until he got caught.

      • TJ Barke

        And yet totally non creep guys have trouble with ladies… What a world.

    • snark-lurker

      ask’em & ditch’em no matter what

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      I have a good instinct for avoiding abusers and such. I’ve probs jettisoned a few decent guys that False Positived my Radar, but usually body language alone tells me to avoid the assholes.

      • Shanzgood

        Good instinct to have, that.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          I am trying to make the most of what my family did to me. I’m cool in a physical crisis and really good at reading body language of abusers.

          • Shanzgood

            I’m not, but then I never HAD to be. ((Hugs)))

            Verbal/emotional shit, though? Yeah. My brain claxon goes off pretty quickly. That’s because my parents (my mom and both my dad and stepdad) tried to raise me in a kind and fair way. They were weird in their own fashion but never intentionally cruel. I guess that’s why it still always shocks me when I encounter it.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            ~hugs~ That too.

            A couple of months ago, I was in line at the dollar store, and this guy behind me had a creepy vibe. So I just got out of line andwaited for him to pay and leave. He waited outside over 20 minutes before he finally drove away.

          • Shanzgood

            Oh, jeez!

    • Serai 1

      Guys like that almost never show any interest in me. They can tell when a woman ain’t gonna take any of their shit.

  • ken_kukec

    Watched some of the Donald’s Saudi Arabian speech today. When he reads off the teleprompter, he always seems taken by surprise to encounter a period — probably because there are so few of them in his crazy, improvisational rants, with their ceaseless streams of “by the way” and “to tell you the truth” and “people tell me all the time” asides.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Is he speaking like a Valley Girl, with the uptilt like a question? Or does he skip and stammer slowing down? I don’t believe that I have ever seen him with a teleprompter where he doesn’t say Fuck It halfway through and start riffing.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      It’s kind of complicated. See, after hearing Spicer talk with all his ‘That’s the facts, period’ nonsense, he started to think he was supposed to say ‘period’ every time he came across one. It took weeks to teach him not to, but he still has to stop and think about it when he encounters one.

  • Nounverb911
    • Left Coast Tom

      If I met Trump abroad I’d want him to go away, so 30-minute monologue it is.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      He has to save time for chewing that overdone steak.

    • not_vh

      one goes abroad with the hope and an underlying expectation that they don’t have to meet him. if it happens despite that, one just curses their fate.

    • Greyhame

      It’s a special kind of monster who refuses to sample authentic local cuisine while traveling, and insists on having the same old shit they eat at home.

      • Shanzgood

        My late stepdad did a lot of world travel for work (book tours and such) and tried everything, even scorpion in China, because “fuckit, why not?”

        • Msgr_MΩment

          YOLO.

          • Shanzgood

            He did draw the line at the complementary hookers, though.

      • Serai 1

        INORITE. The food is one of the REASONS to go abroad, for fuck’s sake.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      Babies need routines.

  • Nounverb911

    Well, this happened. Everyone is okay.
    https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/866397744226852864

    • I hope those weren’t expensive sunglasses!

      • not_vh

        he lept with his wallet. i hope he was not carrying any important documents.

        • not_vh

          but good on him.

        • Rags

          and phone, natch.

    • janecita

      People are so fucking stupid!

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      That guy was QUICK.

    • shastakoala

      I think I probably would have moved the kid back the first time the sea lion showed interest.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Idiots treating a 600 pound sea lion like a puppy–AFTER it had already nipped at her! IDIOTS!!! Leave the 50-pound “prey” on a convenient window-sill type wall why don’t you! Meanwhile, what a fucking hero that Grandpa is!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! AND he lost his sunglasses and did he care? HE DID NOT CARE.

      • Serai 1

        How much you wanna bet they’ll blame the SEAL?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And so it begins……

  • UnsaltedSinner
    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Sounded like a president because he read a speech off a teleprompter?

    • Well, since Dampnut is, inexplicably, the goddamn fucking president*, I guess he sounds like a president*

      • Shhhh….he already thinks it’s not illegal if the President does it

      • satanscheerleadersloveamerica

        shitty stupid, embarrassing president, but yeah America owns this shit show *vomits,pukes, obtains next drink*

        • Greyhame

          Technically the Electoral College owns it, since the majority of us rejected that shit.

          • satanscheerleadersloveamerica

            True and fair enough. I’m still pissed we could be moving forward. Now we are looking at decades to get back to where we are now.

          • Greyhame

            I just have to get that particular dig in at every opportunity, because the Truth will set us free.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      I fucking hate all of these media assholes. Pray I am not your judge at the Reconciliation trials.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        The one that involves a wall and a Thompson gun?

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          With votes.

    • I haven’t seen it or heard clips, but i am willing to put money on “Fuck No”

    • boyblue122

      Must be nice to be a complete idiot and people still give you chance after chance after chance

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        Only works if you’re a rich white guy, though.

    • Greyhame

      Oh shit, did he become President of the United States in that moment, again?

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        He’s become President so may times on this trip that he’s in violation of the 22nd Amendment several times over.

    • TJ Barke

      So what if he sounded like the president? That’s about as close to being presidential as he can get…

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I can’t remember any other president in the last 50 years of whom it was said, “he sounded like a president.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Time for Bob to have his hearing checked.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      He sounded like an asshole to me. It was all fart noises.

    • Greyhame

      The Rock and Tom Hanks both sounded like more of a president in the SNL monologue last night than Dampnut could ever hope to be, and they were just joking around (OR WERE THEY?)

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Sunday afternoon nicetime (it’s a bit long, but it’s too good not to share):

    The last untouched forest in a local nature reserve (in overcrowded central New Jersey) was recently slated for development; more than 13 miles of mountain biking trails were to be cut through delicate ecosystems housing endangered plants and animals. No environmental impact studies were done and residents, hikers, birders and other groups who love and use the park were not informed. The mountain bikers (a few of whom owned local bike shops and anticipated a new revenue stream) met with country freeholders and they drew up a plan that was to be voted on with no public fanfare.

    A friend of mine found out about it, printed up fliers and distributed them himself. He contacted the local freeholders and was told that this was “a done deal.” The paths were already marked, and construction was imminent. When a local meeting was set up with the planners we waited anxiously for turnout: more than 300 people showed up! Hundreds of advocates spoke for several hours (for a maximum of five minutes each) about how much we love the reserve, how much damage the trails would do, and how outraged we were to have been left out of the process.

    After that we battled through several months of contentious freeholders meetings where botanists, park stewards and nature lovers squared off against dude bros whose rallying cry was (I kid you not): “Make the Reservation Great Again.” Things got weird online too; a group of us were “targeted,” they started a fake online account and, since many of us are gay and one of us works for the local (African American) mayor we became a part of the great conspiracy against freedom or.. something.

    Long story short: a few days ago, against the odds, we won! The freeholders voted against the trails! The plants and animals have been given a reprieve, and the dude bros will undoubtedly find some other oasis to pick on.

    So there you go: sometimes the little guys win after all, and one person really can make all the difference.

    Fight on!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5241fcbef5adeb48ef57b11b16cd1a30f87d7b0bd7e86c907ae64878e15287f.jpg

    • BosGrl

      Way to go!!!

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      This makes me smile, Well Done, all! :D

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      A thousand upvotes!

    • FDRliberal

      “Long story short: a few days ago, against the odds, we won! The freeholders voted against the trails! The plants and animals have been given a reprieve, and the dude bros will undoubtedly find some other oasis to pick on.”

      Your story invigorates the spirit. Congrats and keep up the great work.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation
    • Msgr_MΩment

      Shine on, you far left, gay-hugging, tree-loving radical, you!
      Oh, and Mr. Soros left an envelope for you at reception.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        Oh those sweet, sweet sorosbucks. We’re going to spend them on some filthy liberal Hollywood propaganda, then we’re headed to the local abortionplex just for kicks (because we’re like that).

        /s ffs

    • Fuck yes! That’s the power of actually informing the people of what is happening. I firmly believe that if people are given all the information, they will make the right decision. Good for you and your team :)

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        That is also the power of local politics, and just showing up.

        Everyone should attend their local freeholders meetings – that’s where the sausage is made.

    • Sophia

      Good work

    • calliecallie

      Good for you!
      What is a freeholder?
      Where was the money coming from for these trails? Because no environmental impact statement sounds very fishy to me.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        In New Jersey our locally-elected council members are called “freeholders.”

        Funny thing, ain’t it? No one could say where the money was coming from. Trail maintenance is part of the local/state budget, and there has been precious little funding dedicated to park maintenance, much less development.

        In the end, it was actually the costs that killed the project: mountain bikers rack up costs not only with environmental degradation, but with local emergency services and the occasional lawsuit.

        Budget cuts were repeatedly brought up as a good reason why these trails should never have reached the construction stage.

        Also, too: we were initially told that not a single tree would be harmed in the cutting of these trails through dense forest: very, very, VERY fishy indeed.

    • OddMan

      💓💕Love it! 💕💞

    • Juan de Fuca

      Some of my favorite childhood memories are playing in the woods as a kid in south/central New Jersey. We rode dirt bikes, BMX bikes, anything we could find with two wheels and just got lost for hours on the trails.

      It’s part of the reason why I’ll always call NJ home.

      Well done :-)

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Good on you. There’s a trail alongside a wild trout stream off the Ramapo River that has been good to me, but the town put so many restrictions on it because of the cyclists careening down the mountain, we can’t get near it.

  • Nounverb911

    Donnie must be having golf withdrawal since he keeps making golf references.
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/866411249092902912

    • snark-lurker

      good, the more suffering he has to endure the happier i get : )

    • TJ Barke

      They do drive them out. And drop them off in Syria.

    • Spurning Beer

      Chip them out of the sand traps they live in. Hit them with a seven iron, then get back into the golf cart.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        Slice them where it hurts, and hook the everyday people with your truth-telling! And, when the worldwide chaos I’m strewing overwhelms us, you won’t be able to reach me–I’ll be in my fortified bunker!

        • Msgr_MΩment

          “We shall bogey them on the beaches, we shall birdie them on the landing grounds, we shall double-bogey them in the fields and in the streets, we shall hole-in-one in the hills; we shall never surrender.”

      • Reximus

        and then cheat on your card

      • Vecchioivan

        Be sure to replace your divets. . .

        • puredog

          If I wash my duvets, is that close enough?

      • calliecallie

        You can’t hit them with a two iron, though. Even God can’t hit a two iron.

        • puredog

          “One-iron.” Chi Chi Rodriguez. Don’t you know the classics? Shit, I can sometimes hit a two-iron, and you don’t get much farther from God than I.

          • calliecallie

            Oops. Never could tell a joke.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      “Drive them out of this earth?” It would have made better sense to say “drive them out of existence.”

      • Sophia

        Maybe he’s a flat earther and meant drive them off the earth

      • Grammar is for the little people.

    • not_vh

      Riyadh Summit. of course. right up dolt’s alley. big on gesture, low on effort. lines in sand, shifting peaks.

    • Sophia

      If they drive the extremists out of the evangelical churches there won’t be enough griftees left for the grifters to grift

    • Wait, he’s PROUD of that statement? Also, too, have you ever heard the term “drive them out” before? I just thought of it, do you like it?

      • puredog

        First you have to prime the pump, of course.

    • Tiny kaiju

      Has someone already said that this is par for the course?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        TrUmP…..

        • puredog

          “By Jove, Donnie, that’s a capital idea,” said no Saudi ever.

    • SayItWithWookies

      He even writes his speeches in all caps. Or rather, has them written that way.

      • Sally

        They are easier for him to read that way..I bet the speech was in 20 point type, triple spaced too. And he sounded drugged when I heard him on the radio. Have they figured out how to keep him on script for 15 minute?

        • Ferroequinologist Ron

          I’m guessing shock collar.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Certainly teed that one up for him…

    • SayItWithWookies

      Drive them out — really? Did you hear that, guys — we should drive the terrorists and extremists out. Okay, starting tomorrow we’ll just find the terrorists and extremists and tell ’em “Hey y’all — party’s over — pick up your rockets and guns and head out, now. Shoo.”

      You know, Mr. Trump, this here is the reason America is so respected — you just see through the haze of cultural confusion and just cut right to the heart of the matter. Where would we be if you weren’t here to tell us to drive out the extremists. And people don’t think you’re a man of ideas.

    • Persistent Demme

      I’m late to the party (jet lag, ugh!).
      How is all this Saudi butt-kissing going down with his fans?

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Is this his great secret plan for defeating ISIS? Telling someone else to do it?

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Yup. Exactly like all his other great secret plans.

  • Nounverb911
    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      What does it matter? We’ll all wait to hear it from TASS, as we’re supposed to!

  • mrFawkes

    Revealing a thirty-year mystery, on Sunday, the Saudi Royal Family gave trump the finest gift only a true golfer-in-chief could enjoy and appreciate.
    Trump, for decades. has searched the globe, spent millions in the quest for the elusive Golden Glowing Miracle Golf Ball. The glowing orb’s supposed powers are so strong that it can reduce a golfer’s handicapp by five strokes just by placing ones tiny hands upon it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f524192a3406a1420796531edfa49f3fe8c11441dfc19e760d0b24e9caac181.jpg

  • Cat Cafe for the Investigation
    • Greyhame

      Of course, he just had to make THAT face while doing whatever it is they’re doing.

      • puredog

        He looks like a jack-o-lantern lit from below.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        is it just me or do all three of those men exhibit the face some of us do when getting a beej?

    • ariel_gee_398

      How the fuck did the Saudis get a palantír?

    • Persistent Demme

      What Marvel comic is this from?

      • therblig

        The Incredible Bulk – an egocentric businessman irradiates his prostate with gamma rays….and nothing happens.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    OT: Who’s a wittle yellow pussy, Donald? You are! Oh yes you are! D’aww!

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/21/pc-trump-abandoned-radical-islamic-terror?via=twitter_page

  • FDRliberal

    In defense of four year olds, who, unlike the so-called president, actually care about truth.

    https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/866354777650851841

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    Palmer Report, but: Donald Trump resorts to fire sale on the “Gold Cards” he can’t even get his suckers to buy anymore http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/fire-sale-trump-gold-card/2982/

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    OT: Ye gods is broadchurch depressing.

    Yeah compelling, but depressing.

    • I enjoyed the fuck outta that show. You on season 1 or 2?

      David Tenant is good at acting. (Still has the worst last line of any Doctor ever, though!)

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        no Tenant is brilliant, don’t get me wrong. Also, the actor palying DS Miller was a comedy actor in Hot Fuzz.

        I’m at the end of season 2.

        • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

          I thought season 1 was better, myself. I love Olivia Coleman….

        • British actors learn both!

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            i told the tx mom, i think there’s only about 20 actors in the uk.

            It’s fun to see them pop up in places.

          • There’s more than that. Ex: Harry Potter

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            lol, I just thought it was weird to see 2 of the 3 major characters in the it crowd show up in martin.
            (There’s a third character there who was in something else, can’t remember).

          • I watch so much British stuff, my “who is that and where do i know them from?” Database is large

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            aye, and given my penchant for faces and voices, it’s particularily maddening.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            p.s. Just saw one of the copper from Thin Blue Line on Happy valley.

            Why has DHS not hired me to screen for terrorists?

          • Ferroequinologist Ron

            Because there aren’t as many British terrorists as you’d think.

        • Tiny kaiju

          And the MI-6 operation boss in The Night Manager.

      • Persistent Demme

        He is wonderful, but I wish he would shave.
        Not all guys can rock the stubble look.
        I find it very distracting.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          it’s 50 – 50. It makes me look like the drunken moron i am, but clean shaven leaves me with the bumps.
          IN other words, I’m funny looking either way.

        • He’s pretty scrawny, maybe that’s it…

          • Persistent Demme

            I think you’re right.
            He doesn’t benefit from the shadows on his face.

    • I said it was good. I never said it was a good time

  • not_vh

    i still can’t get over the fact that this guy got elected and gets to represent us. i just can’t get over the fact that a career conman gets to represent a people whose daily ethos is not even close to anything this guy believes or represents.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Stealthing? Geeze, the lengths some people go to to have children — as long as it doesn’t involve having a cultivating a loving, nurturing relationship with someone who wants the same, huh?

    Oh, and here’s something that might want to get before you get some foolish, trusting woman pregnant, Nazis — a job. That woman’s not gonna carry your sorry ass forever.

    • TJ Barke

      I’m sure their answer to that is “something something feminazi cucks”

      • Are actual Nazis allowed to call people Feminazis?

        • Side note: drop me a line if you wanna catch Wonder Woman in a couple of weeks

        • SayItWithWookies

          It’s an ironic way of conveying self-loathing, I guess.

        • Tiny kaiju

          Only if they are referring to Elsa:The Shewolf of the SS.

    • RepubAnon

      I expect these stealthy types would fail to pay child support…

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      They don’t want to raise kids, Hun, they want to get multiple white women pregnant to increase the numbers of white babies being born.

      I put “no racists, haters, or Republicans” on my OKC profile when I was still on that site. I’d get messages like “if you go Black, we don’t want you back”. So I’d report and block the racist assholes.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I doubt many, if any, of them are the product of a loving, nurturing relationship or have any idea what it is.

    • Shanzgood
      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Funny how many of those princes turn out to be frogs.

  • calliecallie

    Completely OT, but regarding Robyn’s reference to Fringe in her post the other day…I really miss that show. And I think Kellyanne Conway came here from an alternate universe. That would explain her Bowling Green Massacre and microwave camera references. The question we must ask now is how can we send her back to her own reality, and can we send Trump and company with her?

  • chascates
    • Snopes Shop

      Happy Sunday!

    • Vecchioivan

      Cry me a fucking river, you shit-sucking swine.

      • TJ Barke

        Swine libel?

    • Serai 1

      It’s the House of SAUD, you fucking moron.

    • puredog

      Broken clock award.

    • Sally

      Wait till they find out he signed 8 real estates deals while he was there too..more emolument fraud. Arrest this man!

  • WomanInThePersistence

    JFC. Robyn, I hope you get hazard pay.

  • chascates
  • boyblue122
    • Serai 1

      IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN TWO DAYS.

      • TJ Barke

        Yeah, but thank goodness we elected a president with stamina, not like that crooked Hillary…

      • Sally

        Poor baby is without his own bed and his teddy bear. You do recall he insisted on flying back to the Golden Tower every freakin’ night of the campaign, no matter where he was or how much it would cost us. He’s a fraud. Are his voters waking up yet?

        • boyblue122

          His followers are acult….he could shoot someone on fifth ave

          • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

            And his handlers in the Kremlin probably already have….

        • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

          No…and most of them never will.

        • And when he’s in jail, those asshats will think it wasn’t justified.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      It’s been TWO DAYS.

    • FlemmishSpy

      Low energy.

      • Annie Jomes

        Sad.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸
    • Left Coast Tom

      When I flew to New Zealand in February I spent the first night in Nelson, then went on a 3 day hike starting the next day.

      I’ve flown to Geneva, spent one night, then traveled to ski resorts in the French Alps, spent a second night, then skied for five straight days.

      Of course, my diet consists of stuff other than KFC.

      • janecita

        I flew to Paris, got there at 8 o’clock in the morning, spent the whole day walking around, climbed to the top of Notre Dame, and got drunk at Bar Hemingway.

      • h4rr4r

        Yeah, but he is old.

    • SayItWithWookies

      And I’m fucking worn to a fucking frazzle, asshole!

    • BosGrl

      Maybe he should take up golf.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      All that hanging around doing nothing must take a toll on a person.

      • This is his first weekend where he hasn’t gone on vacation, that’s pretty rough for anyone.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I have no sympathy. If he suffers from jet lag, he should have planned his trip with time to rest and meet his commitments.

  • Rick Hill
  • puredog

    “Paging Lorena Bobbitt. Please step to a white courtesy telephone please. Thank you.”

  • I am waiting at the movie theatre for my sister. She better not have forgotten about our plans…

  • Ezio

    This is the greatest tweet I’ve seen in a while.

    https://twitter.com/Pat_Bren/status/866253486308167681

    • TJ Barke

      “Just one more thing…”

    • Doug Langley

      You know, I was wondering why we had a recession when the series ended.

    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      With CGI being so good, I would hope someone assembles a half-hour or so show with Lt. Columbo doing his bit at Donnie.
      ‘Oh, while I’m here, just remind me, where WAS the Vice-President when General Flynn was meeting with the Russian ambassador?’

  • chascates
    • TJ Barke

      The cognitive dissonance on display is fucking astounding…

    • ariel_gee_398

      It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…