Last night, if you read the LAMESTREAM media, or this morning, if you are sensible and wait to get your news from your Wonkette, you learned that Mike Flynn, the disgraced former national security adviser/actual literal foreign agent, had in fact informed the Trump transition team about his teeny little federal investigation, and how he was an actual literal foreign agent being paid by thugs in Turkey to do thuggy Turkey stuff.
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In charge of the transition team that Mike Flynn notified about his teeny little half-million-dollar payday was Vice President-elect Mike Pence.
NBC’s Hallie Jackson reports!
— Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) May 18, 2017
But is Mike Pence telling the truth????Mike Pence is not. Because he got a letter waaaaay back on November 18, from Rep. Elijah Cummings, the ranking member of the House Oversight Committee and Wonkette’s back-to-back and gunning-for-a-threefer Legislative Badass of the Year! And that letter said, “Dear Vice President-elect Mike Pence, This is just a note to Future You letting you know you probably shouldn’t lie about whether or not you knew Mike Flynn, who is about to NOT RAID ISIS BECAUSE TURKEY DOESN’T WANT HIM TO, is being paid so much bank by Turkey and is totally lying about it, because the answer is yes.”
Or you can go here to read the boring version.
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