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It has been easy to forget, with ComeyMemoTrumpPeeHookerRussiaMoneyLaundering-a-Lago, that there are many ways for President Donald Trump to fuck up the country besides some itty-bitty obstruction of justice. For instance, he is still dismantling the State Department and EPA pretty good! And Homeland Security — well, just today, its Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced that in the past 100 days it’s arrested more than 10,000 immigrants whose only crimes were “taking their American-born children to school.”

SAY! You know who else likes to arrest people who haven’t actually committed any crimes? Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke! Let us remember!

What happened back in January of just this year? A man shook his head at Sheriff Clarke in a tsk-tsk manner — and Sheriff Clarke arrested him. Was Sheriff Clarke sorry? No, he’s a fascist:

That’s right. In addition to being a fascist, Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke is a pre-cog. And now? He’s just been appointed the Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security!

First Sheriff Clarke will make the Homeland more Secure by trying to incite riots among people who have asserted their Constitutional right to Peaceably Assemble!

Then Sheriff Clarke will Make America More Greater Than Before Again by arresting people for crimes they have not committed. (See above, dummy.)

And then, for the piece de #resistance, when you are locked up in your ICE jail, he will turn off the water in your cell until you actually die of thirst. Unless you are a baby, in which case you will just die of something else, who knows, you were born to a woman in jail so what was Sheriff David Clarke (who OBVIOUSLY is pro-life) supposed to do, GIVE YOU MEDICAL CARE WHEN YOU WERE BORN?

Lol no.

[Attorney Jason Jankowski] wrote in the notice of claim that Swayzer told a corrections officer her water broke and she was going into labor, but the officer laughed and ignored her. Swayzer said she told the officer that she was going into labor around midnight, gave birth at about 4 a.m., and finally received attention from officers at 6 a.m. Her child was pronounced dead later that day, although it’s unclear at what time.

Anyway, Sheriff Clarke said this lunatic thing once

so by the Immutable Law of Trump-Related Tweetery, that is going to be his exact job:

He will work in the department’s Office of Partnership and Engagement as a liaison with state, local and tribal law enforcement and governments. […]

Clarke said one of his responsibilities would be to “take complaints of shortcomings in the Department of Homeland Security.”

“They feel like they’re being ignored,” Clarke said of his counterparts in local law enforcement.

OK HAPPY POST OVER NOW! HOORAY!

[JSOnline]

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  • Jamoche
  • chascates

    The Hill:

    Trump considering Joe Lieberman for FBI director

    • weejee

      Is it confirmed he still has a pulse?

    • Red Bird Ω

      Good! I was wondering when an old white guy was going to get a chance at leading something.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Lieberman deserves the national joke that would turn into.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Well, David Clarke certainly doesn’t look crazy or angry. I’m sure this will work out fine. Isn’t Trump terrific at hiring the best, most qualified people? He’s got a good brain!

    I’m actually starting to think maybe Trump is a genius who decided to destroy the GOP from within.

    • yyyaz

      And he’s doing it just by elevating their best and brighte———–oops, just peed myself laughing, sorry; brb.

    • chazmanr

      No, he is a poo-flinging, ferret-wearing shitgibbon, who will destroy the GOP through insecurity, incompetence, immaturity and insanity. There is no “genius” hiding behind that orange glow.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I guess I find it hard to believe that someone could be so thoroughly fucking stupid and incompetent, and yet managed to get elected to be POTUS by a minority of Americans.

  • The Wanderer
  • Greyhame

    The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
    Might as well put criminals in charge of the police.

  • Michael R

    Message from the Bizarro World :

    https://s11.postimg.org/thziyb8mb/clarke.jpg

    • FauxAntocles

      While this jackass just kills people because he can.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Classic projection.

    • cmd resistor

      This is a partial explanation of why WIngnut Bro is such a fan — he is A Idiot and he irrationally hates Hillary.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
  • Latverian Diplomat

    That expression on his face? The sneer that made Milwaukee infamous.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Fascism, it’s not just white people anymore.

    It is, however, just as appealing to thuggish Law Enforcement types as it ever was.

  • theblackdog

    About the only silver lining for this is that maybe Milwaukee can vote in someone more competent than this douche. Unfortunately he’s going to do some major damage at the Federal level. I wonder if he’ll hire Joe Arpaio as his assistant.

  • chazmanr

    Well, at least the people of Milwaukee have something to celebrate.

    • puredog

      They can go out and hoist a few before voting for ZEGS again.

    • FlownΩver

      Speaking of which, when is Dolt 45 going to get around to that Brownback appointment? We in Baja Nebraska have suffered long enough.

  • therblig

    is he the schlemiel, the schlemazel, or the hasenpfeffer?

    oh, just the asshole? cool.

    • Jamoche

      The backpfeifengesicht.

      • Bobathonic

        Such a practical language, I wish our bastard language had some of that.

  • Does this mean Idris Elba will get to win an Oscar for the horror movie biopic?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    I think Dave Clarke could use four other guys to mellow his sound out.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I told you I had a black friend.”
    — Scott Walker

  • Nockular cavity

    Nice merkin you got there, sheriff.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    In a better world, this man would have no job anymore.

    • Wild Cat

      No, he’d make an excellent Scumatorium Jizzmopper.

    • Asterix

      Or be in one of own jail cells…

      • jesterpunk

        Can he share a cell with Sheriff Joe? Maybe in Death Valley in a tent?

    • Bobathonic

      We’d still take care of him.

  • Wild Cat

    Another another another self-genocidal idiot.

  • Marceline

    I’m not stressing over this one. This feels like it’s just an attempt to throw a meaningless bone to Donnie’s toothless base of Foxbots. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a lunatic but I feel like he might actually be able to kill fewer people in this position.

    • Excellent point. He’s far more dangerous on the streets.

      • Shalimar

        His only jurisdiction as sheriff is the jail and the interstate. He doesn’t patrol any dangerous streets. All his murders have been inmates under his care.

        • Well then, at least he’s not been appointed surgeon general.

    • Bobathonic

      Well now Donnie has his blah.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Usual sign that we have a power hungry petty asshole is the incredible amount of pointless, silly and self aggrandizing flair or medals they wear.

    Dave Clarke has medals for everything including putting his medals on properly.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “He’s one of the good ones.”
    — Joe Arpaio

  • whitroth

    Oh, NO: he was *taunted*! The unspeakable HORROR!

    Clarke, I not only taunt you, I wave my private parts in your general direction!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      and make castanets out of your testicles already!

      (albeit very small castanets…)

    • Nockular cavity

      “I was taunted at the women’s riot. TAUNTED! I told them, ‘Come at me, sis!,’ and none of them had the tits to do it. I showed them, huh?”

      Now there’s a Real Man!

  • BadKitty904

    OT: Potential names have been whittled down to five finalists: “Biden’s Chocolate Bites,” “Bits n’ Biden,” “Big Red, White & Biden,” “Not Your Average Joe’s Chocolate Chip,” and “Uncle Joe’s Chocolate Chip.”

    At Last! Joe Biden Gets an Ice Cream Flavor Named After Him
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/joe-biden-ice-cream-flavor_us_591c1026e4b041db896579c4?section=us_good-news

    • “Handsome Joe’s Big Fuckin’ Deal” didn’t make the cut?

      • BadKitty904

        The marketing campaign would write itself…

  • Ωbjectifier

    Those women’s riots can get rough. You may even be taunted a second time!

  • Wild Cat

    “He’s a credit to his race.”

  • rubikcube

    Because what the Trump administration really needs right now is another asshat with Russian ties.

  • TJ Barke

    Well, America was fun while it lasted.

  • Sherrif Clarke is one bigly overcompensating snowflake.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The Black Heinrich Himmler.

    How pleasant.

    • TJ Barke

      Uncle Tom in jackboots.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Not bright enough to be Himmler.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Dammit. I saw this on Twitter and I was hoping it wasn’t true. Fuck.

  • Michael Smith

    Clarke would have fit in well with those old time southern sheriffs who would brag and boast about how their ain’t no protestin in their town cuz the blacks know their place.

    Except for the fact that he is black.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Yeah, kind of a deal breaker there…”
      — Buford T. Justice

    • Bobathonic

      So what is his cuck fantasy?

      Never mind, I don’t want to know.

  • HEY CLARKE! VONNEGUT DID IT FIRST!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuTY-PM4q10

    SO WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DOUGHNUT?
    WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOOON?

  • BadKitty904

    So, the Republican version of Blazing Saddles

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    We all agreed this counts as a dictatorship now or do we have to wait until Republicans tell us they saw the memo, we can’t see the memo, and they won’t be impeaching?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      In the new order, David Clarke gets to be in charge of the Children of Ham.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    This guy got elected in one of the most Democratic parts of the state. FFS.

    • Jukesgrrl

      I never understood that. Arpaio, I got. But Clarke. Doesn’t make sense.

      • Bozilingus

        Must be all that voter fraud you hear about on the interwebz.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        He got kickstarted by being appointed to office. And Sherriff is one of those “officially nonpartisan” offices, so he doesn’t have to label himself as a Republican. Lastly, I guess black conservatives sometimes have crossover appeal, as long as they are really conservative. (Sorry, Harold Ford Jr.)

  • Mpeg

    Wonkette is ad-free and gonna throw up. Please throw us a bone

    It’s the fatigue that keeps on fatigue-ing!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      I too am feeling slightly nauseous.

  • susan_g

    There is going to be quite a party at the sheriff’s department tonight to celebrate his leaving.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Remember to wear your dress jackboots.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    There is no legitimate reason to protest the will of the people

    1. He does know Hillary Clinton won the popular vote, right?

    2. This is exactly what I would expect to hear from a dictator.

    3. Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    4. #Resist!

    • jesterpunk

      Motherfucker was against Obama when he won by a lot more votes.

    • Blackest Noobs

      5. And repeat.

    • Opalescent Riddles

      Isn’t it just the dumbest thing you’ve heard?

      “There is no legitimate reason to express the will of some people or their views regarding the will of some other people.”

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Does he just pin random shit he finds in vending machines to his uniform?

  • clubseal

    Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security?
    No, Assistant to the Secretary of Homeland Security.

  • BosGrl

    This guy looks so cartoonish, I expect to find him playing a drill sergeant in a Leslie Nielsen movie from the ’80s.

  • Ralph Gauer

    Oh Christ, It’s This Guy Again.

  • Chadwells

    I hate this fucker. He’ll fit right in with the rest of this human trash centipede.

  • Huh. I expected him to be offered the FBI director position.

    • Reximus

      That’s reserved for Bill O

  • ariel_gee_398

    While one unhinged lunatic is rewarded for his lunacy, another was forced to account for his behavior: https://twitter.com/kimmurphy/status/864938154515673088

    • Major_Major_Major

      HAHAHA,Suck a flaccid donkey dick, Alex.

      • The Wanderer

        Yes. He doesn’t deserve an erect one.

    • TJ Barke

      Now if only we could get him to do that for everything else he’s ever said.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Typical bully. As soon as someone fights back, he chickens out.

    • Now he needs to be forced to give up literally everything he owns as restitution.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        They didn’t want money. They wanted a public apology.

    • Opalescent Riddles

      “Certain statements were made…that I now understand to be wrong.”

      That should come in handy.

      • Shalimar

        There aren’t going to be many times in his life when he can use the “now understand” part honestly.

    • Shibusa

      I wonder if Alex Jones took off his shirt to eat that crow.

    • Grokenstein

      “Not going to run from this!! Gonna fight! Gonna win!!”
      (smacked on snout)
      (rolls over and shows belly, tail tucked between legs)

  • Blackest Noobs

    is that you Uncle Tom?

  • Joe Beese
    • Latverian Diplomat

      It’s like “Man on Fire” but with a different now, a different preposition, and a protagonist almost completely unlike Denzel Washington.

  • Bozilingus

    No reason, David Clarke, for me to post this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJYgNqOFBLk

  • Reximus

    So Milo Yiannopoulos was not available?

  • Proud Liberal

    It just keeps getting worse!

  • SayItWithWookies

    “No cops to be found.” Yeah, present company included, you showboating, loudmouthed jackanapes.

    • Clyde Barrow

      Sounds like he was seeking protection from people he was pestering. Kinda like that loudmouth in the bar that acts all tough around all his friends, but when it’s time to fight, they’re fleeing out the back door.

  • Hanaka

    I just read and re-read the statement about the woman giving birth in her cell and that’s just fucking sick. It’s not right to cause harm to adults either, but that woman and that newborn baby… I just can’t wrap my mind around that at all. Trump is such a piece of shit and he’s surrounded himself with the stinkiest sewage found among mankind. I hope we get to flush soon.

    • BosGrl

      It’s terrifying and inhumane. I don’t care what she did to get into jail – no human being deserves that.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      From the “pro-life” party, to boot. Heinous and horrifying. I just don’t think it’s exaggerating any more to liken them to Nazis.

      • BouncyFlyer

        “Pro-life” as it gets – for the right people. Everyone else is target practice for the Chosen.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      From what I’ve read before, the only part that’s unusual is abandoning the baby to die. The treatment of the pregnant woman is sickeningly common.

  • exinkwretch

    Sheriff Clarke has been an incredible role model for diversity, by pointing out that policemen of color can also be deranged, Fascist assholes with no concept of the Bill of Rights — just like their white brethren!

    • canes_pugnaces

      Fascism is color blind.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Let’s assume, and I think we can, there will be no impeachment. Probably not so much as a raised eyebrow from the morally superior Benghazi Investigatory Party (BIP). Krugman said it very well today: we need to get a majority in congress. So starting today those who live in states, or districts that matter… get to work. The rest of us: get to work, too. I want every fucking asshole GOPer left standing to feel fear. Then the impeachment can begin. For real.

    • BosGrl

      I’m Ds from Congress to Senate but I’ll do what I can!

      • canes_pugnaces

        I, too. But I’m going to try and organize. That’s seriously our only hope. Otherwise, we’re looking at near full-on fascism.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Yes. THIS. We have to start with Ossoff and Quist, yes? Donate. Volunteer. Make calls.

      • canes_pugnaces

        And assume that the DNC will do nothing unless someone is stamped and certified Clinton wing.

  • TJ Barke

    So the whole admin will now be made up lickspittles, suckups, ass kissers, toadies, and lunatics with delusions of grandeur…

  • Carpe Vagenda

    So if he’s all Hitler-scared about nationalizing law enforcement, why is a sheriff from buttfuck nowhere making pronouncements about federal law enforcement practices?

    • jesterpunk

      Because he isnt scared about nationalizing law enforcement as long as he gets to nationalize them.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        And he was totally projecting to begin with.

    • snark-lurker

      he is a flaming asshole of the lowest order

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      He’s been to Russia. So naturally he’s top of Dolt 45’s list.

  • Alan

    This must be an Onion story. Right? Please?

    • Bobathonic

      Bizarro World.

      • Alan

        No shit. I was angry, then disgusted, then annoyed. Now I’m thinking this is just a bizarre dream.

  • BosGrl

    Can you imagine going to him with a complaint? He’d be shouting and screaming in all caps and slamming his fist on his desk all the time.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      And shaking his chest o’ medals at you.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Let’s hope Drumpf doesn’t pick up the medals habit.

        • BosGrl

          omg

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Remember when Reagan decided that “Commander in Chief” meant he got to salute troops like a real general?

          • BosGrl

            I was trying to forget.

    • snark-lurker

      this guy always has a raging boner for busting chops, anybody’s chops, he is mental, should be in his own lock-down

    • Joe Beese
  • Clyde Barrow

    So I’m assuming the Borg Queen was too busy to fill that position with the DHS if Herr Trump is resorting to hiring Dipshit Dave Clarke…

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Why do I have this funny feeling that Sheriff Joe is the mysterious “fourth person” being considered to head the FBI?

      *head explodes*

  • He fits this administration’s only qualification “Lord Dampnut has heard of him”

    • epazote

      His only qualification is that Bannon’s puppet master Rebekah Mercer has “suggested” Clark be appointed to this position.

  • Robyn Ryan

    I can’t wait to see what costume he comes up with. He’s already done the drill sergeant/tin pot dictator look to death.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Sgt Pepper!

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    best headline all day – even when the crew is exhausted.

    I’d give you money trix, cept fired and all.

  • anwisok
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Daniel Hooper

    Damn; you would think that someone who probably experienced some racism in his life would be a little more sympathetic. Well, at least xenophobia and being a jerk isn’t exclusively a white people problem. Silver lining?…

    • Paperless Tiger

      Those black white supremists are the worst.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        Dave Chappell….

    • Regret

      That Nazi’s also exist among differently coloured populations is a hard lesson to learn.
      Since the Turks are a prominent minority in my country, learning about the existence of the Grey Wolves was my learning trigger.

  • Joe Beese

    On Monday, he retweeted someone saying that the Washington Post had proven itself an “Enemy of America”.

    Yeah, let’s put him in charge.

    • ariel_gee_398

      That’s probably why. His job in DHS will be imprisoning journalists Trump doesn’t like.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    This is such a great country now.

    “Amid the worldwide LGBT outcry against Chechnya’s barbaric persecution of queer people, reports reveal that gay Russians fleeing the country have applied for and been denied American visas. Chechnya is a semi-autonomous region of Russia, meaning it falls under the jurisdiction of Russian authorities.

    According to a BuzzFeed News report, a group of around 40 gay men are hiding elsewhere in Russia to escape the country’s homophobic persecution, and have had difficulty acquiring visas to leave the country.”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/us-denies-visas-to-gay-russians-fleeing-torture-and-murder-in-chechnya-report/

    • BosGrl

      This made me rage – the US not letting them in. JFC.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Perhaps Clarke can be Trump’s “My Black” and cheer up his Massa:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DADVHb1UwAAly9W.jpg

    • TJ Barke

      This motherfucker…

    • Thaumaturgist

      I know you’re going to claim I’m just picking nits, but the word “surety” means “guarantor” as accepting responsibility for someone else’s performance. I feel this use of the word “surety” is an offense I. Itself.

      • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

        I think Trump declared war on the English language human verbal communication long ago.

      • Regret

        Eh, I’ve heard it used like that before.

        • Spurning Beer

          Also, no way did he write that word. He would have needed coaching to pronounce it. Not an exaggeration.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Nah. That’s a perfectly cromulent use of the word.
        There are multiple definitions.

      • Opalescent Riddles

        I agree, with great surety.

    • cmd resistor

      You know, even if that were remotely true, WTF kind of a thing is that to say at a commencement ceremony?

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        His narcissistic supply can’t keep up with his current level of narcissistic injury.

    • Bozilingus

      Will he step and fetch it for Donnie Douchebrag?

    • Red Bird Ω

      He must not have heard about someone named Barack Obama.

    • The Wanderer

      Um, okay.
      James K. Polk
      Harry Truman
      Richard Nixon
      Wilbur Mills
      Barack Obama
      Andrew Johnson
      William Clinton
      Hillary Clinton
      John Kerry
      Al Gore

      • Bozilingus

        He should check in with JFK and Lincoln and Garfield and McKinley also, too.

        • The Wanderer

          Yep! And these are just Americans. I could wander farther afield.

        • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

          Jinx!

          • Bozilingus

            You won, I had to fact check my memory.

      • Regret

        I stumbled over William Clinton, I keep forgetting that in certain cultures name abbreviations can change the first letter of the name.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy would like to have a word with Little Donnie about how he’s been treated.

      • Bozilingus

        Someone is a faster typist than my two fingers. ;-)

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      No politician has been as profoundly and willfully ignorant of history, government, the Constitution, the Bible, and the concept of candor.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        And more lacking in understanding one simple concept: NOT EVERY FUCKING THING IS ABOUT YOU, ASSHOLE.

  • Reximus
    • The Wanderer

      It’s a good image, but nothing will ever replace Brolly Bunny in our dark and evil hearts.

  • Jeff Ackerman

    I am so tired of all this winning we are doing…

    • Reximus

      It’s just that it’s sort of Alt-winning

  • canes_pugnaces

    FYI Sheriff Nazifuck: there doesn’t have to be a legitimate reason to protest. We can just for the sheer hell of it. It’s in that constition-y thang you got in your hand.

    • TJ Barke

      And it’s especially ironic that he’s basically saying that a “minority”(Hillary voters weren’t actually the minority, but bear with me” has no right to protest…

      • Spurning Beer

        Segregation was the will of the people, too, I recall.

        • TJ Barke

          So ignorant hypocrite is ignorant…

  • BeachBum

    OT I guess Der Triippumhimler is not as good a deal maker as we supposed. According to BBC the Administration has basically renewed the “worst deal ever.” That of course being the Iran Deal.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The stationery has gold trim now. Very class. Much better deal.

  • BosGrl
    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Yes! Read his WHOLE thread–it’s amazing. If you’re on the tweetybox, retweet, too!

    • HogeyeGrex

      Fucking. Christ.
      Are these people all traitors?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Are you FUCKING kidding me? This guy’s been to Russia too???

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        He was at the same event as Jill Stein and Michael Flynn

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Jesus, did the Dolt 45 recruiting team just pick up a program from that event and use it to staff the government?

  • Clyde Barrow

    Sheriff Dave is going to get along famously with Trump’s ultra-racist “former” butler. Better get a food tester when visiting Der Führerbunker, Dave.

  • Joe Beese

    I mean, just fucking look at this guy.

    https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/862861517431156736

    • BosGrl

      That beard looks way to perfect to be real.

    • Bobathonic

      I can’t understand what he’s saying with those balls in his mouth.

    • Chadwells

      HAH! Credibility issues….coming from this jerkoff?!?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      You just know that Clarke and Himmler would have found a way to transcend race and become best pals!

    • Bitter Scribe

      Someone should tell him that his facial hair makes his mouth look like a giant armpit.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I can never quite figure out what it is about his beard that bugs me. That there is so damn MUCH of it? It’s not long, but it looks like he has double the number of hair follicles that a normal person would have per square inch of chin. And he has a LOT of chin.

  • CripesAmighty

    Having drained Breitfart staff for the ‘talent’ pool, Dump’s moving on to the comment section.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      The Troll Made Manifest is simply surrounding himself with fellow trolls. We truly have the trolls from comment threads running the country.

      • CripesAmighty

        Yup. Remember back in Nov. when we were all ,’OMFG, they just elected a fucking internet troll president’. Welp, here we are. He’s just straight-up shitposting as policy.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I cherish the memory of pussygate weekend, when Chuck Todd and Mrs Greenspan were completely devastated to realize what they had cynically hitched their wagons to.

  • shastakoala

    Jesus Wept.
    Wyatt Earped.

  • Joe Beese
    • ariel_gee_398

      That Mitch would need a new Depends after the ceremony.

    • clubseal

      Looks like Paul passed some gas to the downwind Mitch.

      • Joe Beese

        “Who’s going to believe you, Mitch?”

        • clubseal

          He’s got the smug look of someone who ripped an SBD in a crowded room.

      • The Wanderer

        #Cropdust

    • Steve Cole

      That is “turtle resting bitch face syndrome” – he doesn’t know anything, it is merely his appearance.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Classic inbred looking weak chin.

    • Chadwells

      McTurtle is goosing Ryan’s butt.

    • Ducksworthy

      What’s she planning to do with the brick?

  • Joe Beese
    • Ducksworthy

      Okay. So he’s going to be the new Minister of Pubic Enlightenment?

    • bupkus231

      That’s the thing I wanted to see – every report about Clarke going to DHS seemed to be based solely on his own statements.

      So, what happens if DHS denies he’s been offered any position?

      • cmd resistor

        We all laugh and Milwaukee gets sad.

  • clubseal

    Maybe I’m not real smart, but just what in the hell would it mean to have the Constitution be your warning label?

    • Joe Beese

      LIke those tags on mattresses saying it’s illegal to remove them?

    • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

      I think the warning is that anyone who carries a constitution around and whips it out during a discussion is a bore and an asshole.

      • Jamoche

        Unless you’re offering to read it to Donnie?

      • Bobathonic

        And will terribly misinterpret it.

        • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

          Right. People who actually understand it probably don’t need to showboat it.

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        Except for Khizr Khan at the DNC!

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I took that as snark. Did I mis-read it or did someone think this is a guy who actually understands the Constitution?

      • clubseal

        It looked like it was a part of his own tweet though, and I would guess he thinks snark is some kind of punishable offense.

    • BeachBum

      IDK but I did think of the French Revolution when they had to kill people to make them free. Maybe its an authoritarian thing.

  • HogeyeGrex

    OT, but wow. Tell me this is a fucking Poe.
    https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/864858230228439040

  • Reximus

    In other news, Bill Cosby named to Women’s Health Outreach Chairman

    • Lamashtar

      “Several taunted me at Women’s riot.”

  • Bill D. Burger

    This may be a minor appointment but it will still cause a firestorm. Democrats won’t pass up the opportunity to point out all of Clarke’s controversies, abuses, incendiary statements. Clarke’s past makes good, very good, political fodder.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Clarke is the exception to the Black Lives Matter rule.

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • Ricky Gay

    Can’t make this shit up, I tell you what!

  • Clarke said one of his responsibilities would be to “take complaints of shortcomings in the Department of Homeland Security.”

    So, the first 100 or so complaints will be “You hired David Clarke”?

  • ariel_gee_398

    If this appointment or rumors of it were meant to distract from Russia, maybe he should have picked a distraction that didn’t go on a sketchy trip to Russia to meet with gun lobbying groups.
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/07/top-trump-ally-met-with-putin-s-deputy-in-moscow

    • jesterpunk

      But that is a qualification for the Trump administration. You must never criticize Trump and Vlad has to approve the pick.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        ^^^THIS^^^^ I mean, it seems so obvious. Vlad has to approve it when Trump even picks his nose. Do you think Vlad’s peepee tapes include a close up of Donnie’s sad lack of endowments, and that’s what’s making him so frantic–he’ll do anything to cover it up? Or have they framed him in a seedy murder? Or has he actually done a seedy murder to impress Vlad? He’s so fucking pathetic. But it’s the enablers around him that are the real villains here.

        • jesterpunk

          Its much simpler then that, Trump wants Vlad to like him. Its the same with anyone else in power, as long as they like Trump and say nice things about him he really likes them.

          https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/347191326112112640?lang=en

          • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

            Oh, totally! In fact Vlad long ago realized how simpleminded and pathetic Donnie was and all he had to do was offer some blandishments and flattery and he’d OWN him. I totally agree. Donald is so damaged I actually almost feel sorry for him–except he’s doing so much damage to so many people.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      omg I thought he was just at that RT event!

  • Joe Beese
  • Amelia Resists and Persists

    A mindless toadie and unrepentant moron, not to mention a genuinely horrible human being. Of course he’s hired!

    Drumpf, if you’re trying to derail the negative press this was not the way to do it.

    Also FUCK YOU.

  • Chadwells

    You ever see a man hate the color of his own skin more than Clarke? How the FUCK did he ever become Sheriff of anything?

    • BosGrl
      • Reximus

        so basically to get a job in the Trump-Reich, you have to have lower approvals than der fuhrer?

        • Sophia

          Gonna be hard to get that low soon

    • ariel_gee_398

      I dunno, based on the results of his spray tanning, I’d think Trump hates the color of his own skin quite a bit.

      • Chadwells

        HAHA! Fuckface is just trying to appear human rather than walking dead!! Can you imagine what he looks like without that shit?!

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Ah, but what color is that? According to Dr. Harold, he’s taking antibiotics for rosacea. I think the orange is there to distract from the pharmaceutical-grade cover makeup he’s wearing.

    • kaydenpat

      Dave Chappelle played such a character for huge laughs but the answer to your question is no.
      http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3a3f0f

  • We are now in phase two of My So-Called President’s administration, where instead of sniveling toadies being hired for jobs, they hire people who are crazy, hoping that they might make “45” look better.

    • Reximus

      pretty sure clarke is both

  • Cat Cafe for the Investigation
    • cmd resistor

      Very interesting and quite disturbing.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        IK,R?

    • Joe Beese

      Trump was equally clear with me that he didn’t value — nor even necessarily recognize — the qualities that tend to emerge as people grow more secure, such as empathy, generosity, reflectiveness, the capacity to delay gratification or, above all, a conscience, an inner sense of right and wrong. Trump simply didn’t traffic in emotions or interest in others. The life he lived was all transactional, all the time. Having never expanded his emotional, intellectual or moral universe, he has his story down, and he’s sticking to it.

      Sounds pretty grim.

      But as he would point out, he’s President and we’re not.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        That’s not on account of him, though. It’s on account of Putin. He’s just the weakling puppet Putin chose to manipulate into power. Donald has literally nothing of merit about him.

  • BeachBum

    Republicans wanted an outsider to come to Washington to “shake things up.” I consider myself a very patient guy and I have Netflix. So I would just like to know ezzactly WHEN the shit has been shook up enough so we can get back to having a real government ??!! And a real country ! Just wanna know when !

  • Reximus

    what are the chances this guy flunked out of art school?

    • Joe Beese

      Like someone else who failed as an artist?

      Eh?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Kincaid?

        • brucej

          Well, considering the fortune he amassed selling his mass-printed paintings finished by sweatshopemployees “art” I’d say Kinkaid WAS in fact a successful artist.

          Which begs the question, if you had a Time Machine would go back and patronize Hitler as a painter? Kinda gets around that whole ‘killing a baby’ thing.

  • herrointment

    All those uniform decals and such look pretty good to the fool in the mirror.

  • kaydenpat

    A literal murderer is now appointed to DHS. Nice to know.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Trumps hires: Toadies, sycophants and psychos. SSDD

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DADliEoXgAAFsYP.jpg

  • mancityRed6

    tRump has a penchant for literally picking winners. Pence was projected to lose his governorship, and Clarke is projected to lose his sheriffship (?), but now they don’t have to worry about those phony baloney jobs ’cause they’ve got new ones.

    • Reximus

      “Look at my African-American there…look at him!”

  • Notreelyhelping

    They’re either bringing this guy in to serve as a distraction (“You hear what this idiot just said?” “Trump?” “No, the black idiot.”) or they’re paying off campaign debts before the whole shithouse goes up in flames (to quote Jim Morrison).

    Well…good luck. He’s an intolerant sadist with a hair-trigger, and he’ll probably last a week before he assaults somebody, two weeks before he shoots a reporter, and three weeks before he shoots himself when the subpoenas start landing on his desk from his past high crimes and misdemeanors.

    Donald Trump: fostering equality by bringing everyone down to his level.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation
      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Optix. we haz dem

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      “You hear what this idiot just said?”
      “Trump?”
      “No, the black idiot.”
      “Carson?”
      “No, the other one.”
      “Clarke?”
      “That’s him. Wow, there’s only two black people working in the federal government now?”
      “Yup.”

  • h4rr4r

    Wow, Clayton Bigsby became a sheriff!

  • Duchess Gummybuns

    What is with racist fuckwad Sherriffs and white cowboy hats?! Is there some sort of underground Boss Hogg fetish club that the rest of us aren’t privy to? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e9ef966625d327f8d049fa73fdd2c37ef3c8bab18cc89925d7d691084e104d7.jpg

    • Joe Beese

      Hogg understands strong leadership.

    • BeachBum

      Yeah, I mean NO, of course not !

  • anon_the_great

    Oh good. Another thin skinned sociopath. Where DO they make these SOBs?

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      It’s like the way your sixth sense can tell you who’s friendly, or, if you’re out of the country, who’s another American–you can somehow spot them wherever you go. Or how dogs always spot another dog. Sociopaths immediately recognize each other and cluster together.

    • janecita

      The Republican asshole factory, deep in the heart of Texas.

      • JohnBull

        It does seem like they’re all mass produced. Same vocabulary, train of thought, politics, bumper stickers, plump face with a squinty, untrusting look in their eyes at all time. You know exactly where they stand on every issue before reading about them.

  • Bill D. Burger

    After Marc Lamont Hill criticized Trump’s dealings with African Americans, DavidClarke– big Trump supporter of course– responded by calling Hill a “jigaboo,” and initiating a great response from Hill:

    https://twitter.com/marclamonthill/status/821381288368214017

    https://twitter.com/marclamonthill/status/821381674164506626

  • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

    Another great thread about Clarke: https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/864953837714628608

    • DainBramage

      That’s a good thread. David Clarke is a clown.

  • Khavrinen

    “10,000 immigrants whose only crimes were “taking their American-born children to school.””

    The fiends! How do they even sleep at night?

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • TundraGrifter

      Battle of the Overpass 2.0.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Oh, did no one tell them that here in US America, we don’t count planting bombs to kill protesters and then blame it on Kurdish rebels as “police response.”

      Yet.

  • CATMAN

    Well, look on the bright side–if he is in Washington, he won’t be depriving the citizens of Milwaukee County of their civil rights while he is trying to deprive the rest of the country of theirs

  • TundraGrifter

    I’ve written it before and I’ll write it again. Based on the above photograph, Sheriff Clarke doesn’t have the mandatory minimum pieces of voluntary flair. Should be at least 15.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      This guy totally points out the same thing!! Totally worth reading his whole thread https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/864953837714628608

      • TundraGrifter

        I only saw “1/…” Here’s another point. I’m sick and tired of Chiefs of Police wearing all those stars on their collars. If they want to dress up like a five star general, join the army and work your way up through the ranks.

        • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

          Oh, if you’re on Twitter, look at the “replies”–he has a whole series of posts where he brutally takes apart his totally fake “flair” and tin “medals”

          • TundraGrifter

            Thank you! I don’t Twit.

  • Robert James Nugent

    Doesn’t he have some prisoners to starve?

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Or some babies to let die, as part of his “pro-life” beliefs?

  • janecita
    • TundraGrifter

      The whole Department of Homeland Security thing was Joe’s idea and it certainly worked out well for one and all!

    • JoeChristmas

      I thought these fucks didn’t dig up fossils.

  • Reximus

    A post from the actual Milwakee police facebook page, this is the guy clarke had his deputies beat up cuz he didn’t like how he spoke to him
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d1af36b457a5d00f0c2bba1ea65311a12a97f80a4dd0debb79d820c34e9e28e.jpg

    • janecita

      What the Fuck!!! Are these people for real??

      • Duchess Gummybuns

        Note to self: Never move to Milwaukee.

  • Jamoche

    Read the whole thread, it goes into detail on how Clarke’s bling is a fucking disgrace

    https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/864953837714628608

  • Duchess Gummybuns
  • Cogswell, Precious Snowflake

    Just another bobblehead for the bobblehead in chief to add to his bobblehead collection.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/312720becbe839c1f7480958677e349487a6896b92720d19aeb94a128ff153fd.jpg

    • Lambsendbeds

      Human Centipede libelz!

  • Shalimar

    It’s almost like the Trump administration is intentionally matching employees up with the worst possible job for their skill set as a running joke. Which can’t be true, because that would mean the administration is good at something.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • data_ninja

      Oh, they went war driving fishing.

      At this point, I’m thinking the weak security isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

    • Carole

      Passwords are Putin69! and Putin<3

  • Randy Riddle

    I was really thinking this guy would be the new FBI director.

  • Lamashtar

    Did they just name independent counsel for Trump Russia?

    https://twitter.com/AP/status/864964714425708544

    • Shibusa

      I think this is good news. I was hoping Mueller would come back to the FBI, but this is good too.

    • I’ll be happy when Schulder gets back too

  • Shibusa

    Trump hires only the best fascists.

    • brucej

      The bigliest! I cannot WAIT to find out plum sinecure what he’s going to offer TikiGruppenFürher Richard Spencer

      • given how difficult a time he’s had filling dozens? hundreds of federal posts, it would be utterly unsurprising and a tad jejune in an evil way, if he did not get something.

  • JoeChristmas
    • Ferroequinologist Ron

      It’s a requirement now. Donnie can’t trust anyone who isn’t as compromised as he is.

  • Pinball or Submission

    Uhh I guess on the bright side, he won’t be torturing prisoners in Milwaukee anymore? And the Trump Administration is not exactly the place to go when you need to keep wrongdoing from the public eye these days so hopefully he’ll end up getting himself thrown in jail soon.

  • calliecallie

    Good news for Milwaukee.

  • Iam Reading

    I look forward to him getting indicted when we have a real Attorney General.

  • TootsStansbury

    How can we get rid of these fuckers before it’s too late and we can’t? I guess I’m in the existential horror phase of my Republicans in Control cycle.

    • Smibo

      Right there with you Toots, except I’m a little more cynical, what with all the thinking of it as more of a Republicans in Control epilogue and all. OTOH, my optimistic side hopes that the sheer blatancy of this bullshit will force some eyes open.

      Either way, I find some small solace in knowing that assholes like David Clarke are disproportionally represented among both “Darwin Award” winners, and the “people who had stools kicked out from under them after Nuremberg” demographics.

      Oh, shit! Do I need to insert some sort of “with votes” disclaimer here?

      Nah…

  • BearLeft

    Hey, this is serious. If Grüpenfucker Clarke wasn’t out there arresting people for shaking their heads at him, someone could go full-Fairooz on him and laugh! Where would we be then, people?!1 Next thing they’d be all-out frowning and, God forbid, voicing their opinions freely! Thank GOD there are real patriots like Sheriff Clarke out there protecting us from unpleasant looks and shakes of the head!11 Holy. LIving. Fuck. No country for old cats.

    • Rickyphoo

      I guess this dick head is moving into my neck of the woods. I look forward to laughing at his stupid face.

      • Ferroequinologist Ron

        Better have a bail bondsman on speed-dial.

  • Rachel Book Harlot

    Not sure if this has already been posted, but if not, please read the whole thread.

    https://twitter.com/philindc/status/864932003564707840

    • Carole

      Um . . . isn’t strangling a crime?

      • Grokenstein

        Don’t worry, if there are any questions the pigs will investigate themselves, find no wrongdoing, and arrest the troublemaker asking the question.

  • Scooby

    When you can’t solve a real crime just arrest an immigrant.

    • Carole

      Or a rioting woman. He’d be great as the head of the Eyes in the Handmaid’s Tale.

  • schmannity

    “he reserves the reasonable right to pre-empt a possible assault.”

    Bush Doctrine comes to policing.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Now DHS is going, uh, actually no announcement has been made…. So he’s off on the right cloven hoof.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    This totally makes sense for Trump Admin.

    David Clarke was vetted by Putin.

    http://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Sherrif-David-Clarke-at-Red-Square-Twitter-800×430.png

    • Carole

      Damn. I thought I saw all those Twilight movies. I missed the one that actually had Vlad the Impaler in it.

  • fawkedifiknow

    This certified asshole is going to make Jeff Sessions sound like a renaissance man.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    I still think Clarke needs to glue some tic-tacs into his beard and become a real fearsome guy.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1dec887c56e01c91516ffa867fda87957be6e3f86581a4c4bba47076cf85470a.jpg

    Donald can loan him his, since he won’t be using them once Melon comes to DC.

    • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

      Vagina Dentata is real!!!!!!!

  • Cogswell

    You just gotta read the comments at MSN on this subject. Fuckin’ hilarious!!

    Click HERE and scroll down to the comments.

    • Smibo

      LOL Re: the comments:

      “Well Rick, the 98.5% of us who support the President, can see through their “Negativity”, day in and day out.

      Ya gotta wonder why it’s exactly 98.5% and not 99.6 or some other random, pulled-straight-out-of-ass number. I mean, if you’re going to exaggerate the popular support for a President with a 30-something percent approval rating, why not shoot for the moon?

      • Carole

        I don’t know if I can laugh at the number of actual Fascists posting there, but I did see that 98.5% as well and wondered if the guy was actually using his hour of computer time at the prison library.

        • Smibo

          Or maybe 98.5 is the local radio station he listens to all day, so it’s the first number that popped into his head. Your guess is as good as mine.

          • TheBoatDude

            98.5 KOME, the KOME spot on your dial!

  • Chadwells

    NYT’s describing of this shit stain as “polarizing”…..fuuuuuuck you.

    “Polarizing Sheriff David Clarke Says He’ll Take a Top Homeland Security Job”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/us/politics/sheriff-david-clarke-homeland-security-job.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

  • Ferroequinologist Ron

    He knows the Horst Wessel Song off by heart, doesn’t he?

  • Jennifer R
  • JD Mulvey

    Hundreds of thousands of women marching for their rights sent Sherriff Nutjob into a paranoid sweat.

  • John Norris

    Resisters in DC: go to his Senate hearings and shake your head at him, constantly shake your head. I wish one of the senators will quiz him on his medals if he wears his uniform to the hearings.

    • Gregory Brown

      I think most of that shit is pins from other departments that he picked up while trolling for hookers at cop conventions.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Cereal boxes and Cracker Jack boxes used to have shit like that inside as prizes. I’d say he got into his grandfather’s collection.

        • John Norris

          Many, many, many years ago soda or cola bottle caps had cork liners. A child could remove the cork and use it to stick the cap on one’s shirt. Some children never grow up.

  • Carole

    Actually, the pre-cog was a nice lady who was enslaved and imprisoned in a pool of water. This bejeweled martinet scrotum is the pre-cog’s Simon Legree.

  • BKScooter

    At this point, I’m just happy they haven’t hired the Turkish “security team” as our new law overlords.

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Sad when a black man feels he has to hate his own race and sell his soul to the devil to get rich. Conald in trouble, c oons are out of season, cant help him wt impeachment.

  • Johnatx

    Jeebus, he has more medals than a banana republic dictator. Wonder how safe he’d be in a lightning storm? Oh, fashion tip. If you’re not a cowboy or cowgirl, you look like a doof in a Stetson

    • Gregory Brown

      All hat, no cattle.

    • BigCSouthside

      Bingo, if you aren’t an actual cowboy, or a rancher, wearing the hat for its function, you are an adult playing dress up and should never be taken seriously

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    • unpocketedstupidcomments

      Sure, but then you’ll end up giving birth to Voldemort.

    • thixotropic jerk

      I called dr love from ghana but all I got was this free identity theft!!!!

    • ahughes798

      I didn’t know Gene Simmons lived in Ghana.

  • AJ Milne

    (Squints closely at medals…)

    Huh…

    Had no _idea_ there’s a merit badge for being a psycho douche.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Five bucks says they’re all pieces of flair he stole from some hapless Applebee’s employee he tried to beat up.

  • Begin Anew Day

    Someone needs to tell this tool to CALM THE FUCK DOWN! Right now!

  • Begin Anew Day

    So does donnie hire people like this so that when he fires them donnie will look good?

    • Panika MCD

      you gotta create a swamp to drain one!

  • Panika MCD

    I thought the pre-cogs were in some weird salt bath behind closed doors with sensors hooked up to their heads. I’m down with doing that to Clarke! he could feel useful and not allow people to die for no reason!

  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    I guess Sheriff Joe wasn’t available. Cuz this guy is just as much a dickj.

  • Mavenmaven

    He’s going to read this comment section and beat up every single one of us. Yes, you too for reading this!

    • Carole

      Comengetmemuthafucka.

  • Raan

    So, when does he get his halo that lets him think he’s the hero living in a log cabin in Maine or something with the three precogs he rescued?

    Yeah, I subscribe to that interpretation of the end of the movie.

    • Please don’t think I’m stupid or trying to be sarcastic, but what on earth is a “pre-cog”?

      • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

        Precognitive? As in E.S.P?

      • Raan

        Oh, I don’t. The precogs are a set of siblings, two boys and a girl, who have psychic visions of murders that will be committed. They’re the basis of Precrime, a law-enforcement arm in the Phillp K. Dick novel (and the Tom Cruise movie) Minority Report. Precrime arrests people for the murders they’re predicted to commit, before any actual crime has taken place.

  • Mona Bahgat

    Obamacare will cover anti-psychotics for this patient, yanno?

  • Serai 1

    And we thought we couldn’t get any worse than Arpaio…

    • Jared James

      Arpaio lost his election. Trump likes people who don’t lose (because the election is next year.)

  • BigCSouthside

    I love his little pins and stuff. That’s not standard issue. He just loves looking like SS

    And the cowboy hat. Whew. Nothing says cattleman like a suit with a pristine clean cowboy hat on a cocksucker from Milwaukee fucking Wisconsin

    Clark, devos, trump are all perfect examples of failing upward

  • Me not sure
    • proudgrampa

      Is mustache OK?

      • Me not sure

        Jury is still out.

  • proudgrampa

    “There is no reason to protest the will of the people” ???????

    Jesus. We really are doomed.

  • Daniel Mann

    Ailes is dead. Now for the bad news.

    • junior

      waiting on Wonk to react to that….

  • KBadger

    This actually was announced by Clark, not Homeland Security – who are not confirming yet. So you gotta laugh that he’s so desperate to get out of Milwaukee and all the pending lawsuits from families of inmates who have died in his jail this past year.

  • Shibusa
    • Internet Hitler

      Clarke reports to Kremlin to complete HR paperwork.

    • YayConspiracy

      Another one with ties to Russia. The special counsel will find nothing… not tied to Russia.

    • glynnis bugati

      He forgot his phony medals.

    • Fritz1964

      Wait. Is the Jared?

  • jesuswasablack
    • Jumpin

      No no no, racial hair. Or he loves fascist hair?

  • E.A. Blair

    Well, Trump has saved me from having to fruitlessly vote against Clarke next year. Clarke runs as a Democratic candidate because he knows that a lot of people in Milwaukee vote a straight party ticket and he’s counted on that to keep himself in office. The only Republicans I’ve voted for in the last twenty years were the people running against Clarke.

  • Internet Hitler

    Fake cowboy sits back in his DHS office, puts his feet up, and prepares to take complaints from local cops by drafting tweets ranting about liberals.

    A phone is heard ringing softly from under the coat thrown across his desk. Ringing. Ringing.

  • Moar Wordz

    Sickening. A monster…

  • ThaagNasty

    Does he grow his beard to make his chin look like a nutsack?

  • bookish

    His uniform looks like someone threw up on it. Does he clink when he walks?

    • Fritz1964

      No. What you’re actually hearing is the heals of jackboots knocking together…

  • Jo Mathie

    “This seems like a credible decision to stop people thinking I’m an idiot” thinks Trump. Promptly hires idiot.

  • Shibusa
    • Fritz1964

      Indeed. The 10 gallon hat for his 1/2 gallon head…

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