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Yes, he’s in the White House briefing room. Why wouldn’t he be?

Have you met Jack Posobiec? You should meet him! He has suddenly become sort of Internet Famous as the rightwing troll / “journalist” who started the #MacronLeaks hashtag on Twitter and helped call attention to the supposedly scandalous stuff in the trove of documents hacked from the newly elected French president’s campaign just as campaigning ended. He’s an alt-right racist-frog man with a Russian bride, and you should read this brief New Yorker profile, or maybe this fun exchange with Reuters, in which Posobiec insists any rumors he might have connections to Russian trolls is racist, because his family is Polish and some members of his family “died under Stalin,” which is as true as anything else you see on the internet.

So of course it shouldn’t surprise anyone to find Posobiec bringing his journalistic insights to Alex Jones’s Infowars, explaining all the True Facts uncovered about the new French president and his wife Brigitte:

There’s a whole lot of stupid in just a minute and a half — during which they neglect to mention the Macron campaign’s statement that the online documents included many forgeries. C’mon guys, you could at least mention it so you could then dismiss it as a cover story. Among other things, we learn not only the known known, that Brigitte was Macron’s high school teacher, but that she started seeing him when he was 14 or 15 (but no sex until he was an adult), so obviously he was being groomed for some nefarious purposes by her, (or her controllers): “That right there tells me something very, very fishy was going on,” Posobiec explains, without quite saying what. But it all fits together with THEIR agenda:

It may be they found this guy very, very young, and they were using that to, essentially, turn him into a puppet, turn him into a marionette, and now they’re plying him with drugs, keeping him drugged up, getting him to do whatever they want […]

[It’s] the same type of mind control they use for celebrities, for actors, for musicians that we see around the world.

You know, the way all the celebrities and actors and musicians are mind-controlled. That stuff. Say, what about our reality TV stars?

The alleged mind-control drug purchase news comes from that most reputable of sources, Award Winning Journalist Chuck C Johnson’s GotNews, so you know it’s reliable. Funny, that piece doesn’t mention the campaign’s warning about fraudulent documents either.

Posobiec has somehow (“somehow”) managed to get a White House Press pass, even, so you know he’s a real serious journalist:

Heh, we are so old, we remember thinking the presence of Jeff Gannon in the White House press room was shocking — and now that we think about it, it still is. But now the Trump administration has done whatever the inverse of throwing open the gates of the asylum is, and all the barking crazies’ Tweets are coming from inside the White House, with such illustrious press pass guests as Mr. Pizzagate and the Stupidest Man On the Internet.

Frankly, we’re increasingly happy Alex Jones (White House Press Pass any day now) listed Yr Wonkette among the Fake News places. We wouldn’t want to sully our reputation by being in the same room with some of those loons. We’re holding out for National Security Adviser, anyway.

Yr Wonkette depends on the kindness of readers to keep us online. We know you’d just love to click that “Donate” linky there. Don’t make us mind-control you, OK?

[New Yorker / The Wrap / Mack Lamoreuax on Twitter / Julia Ioffe on Twitter]

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  • not_vh

    fuck this guy. i’m just waiting for news about baconzgood.

    • Edith Prickly

      He’s out!

      • not_vh

        yayy!! thanks.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      He’s home Darlin’! Shan said this AM, and Baconz posted for himself earlier. :)

      • not_vh

        awesome. thanks for letting me know. really happy for them.

        • Oblios_Cap

          Good news, everyone!

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          Happy to be the bearer of good news. :)

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        really? great!

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

          Yes, I promise. :) It was mostly in the overnight and Roundup threads.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Hooray! Nice times!

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    He looks like the remnant of David Duke’s splooge.

  • Moebym Reborn

    I don’t see any semblance of a soul in those eyes.

  • theblackdog

    Wow, how much time do you think he spent in a bathroom stall at Union Station with Bannon to earn that press pass?

    • msanthropesmr

      Which union station?

      • theblackdog

        I’m thinking DC

  • msanthropesmr

    Is there a certain density of stupid that occurs? Like a black hole of stupidity?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      We surely have to be on the event horizon by now

    • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

      Hold Donnie’s beer.

  • Vincent Ricola

    That face is the stuff of nightmares and serial killers.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Looks more like a speed bag to me.

  • We live in the New Dark Ages, ironically perhaps because so much information and misinformation is at our fingertips.

    • msanthropesmr

      I heard it from Abraham Lincoln

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I heard he’s done a great job and is being recognized more and more. Just like that other dude.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          If it weren’t for the internet, I wouldn’t know he was a Republican.

  • msanthropesmr

    I think that dude prolly smells of cheap aftershave.

    • MynameisBlarney

      And store brand olive loaf.

      • msanthropesmr

        Whoa.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        and canned clams

        • Rasilom

          Looks like he drinks a canned clamz smoothie every morning for breakfast.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Don’t forget the canned clam enema.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Gettin real tired of all the goddamn nazis.

  • I’m guessing that Trump gave him press credentials to get a shot a putting the moves on his wife.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    I didn’t think they stacked Shit this high. Yob Tvoyu Mat, Mr. Posobiec.

  • Joe Beese

    A lot of people died under Stalin. It might be true. (While irrelevant.)

  • Michael Smith

    Remember the stupidly ambitious young preacher guy in There Will Be Blood, who tries to out connive Daniel Day-Lewis’ character, but loses and ultimately gets beaten to death?

    This guy reminds me of that guy.

    • I was thinking effete Nazi bureaucrat who creeps out all of the other Nazis by how often he keeps asking to go inspect the concentration camps.

  • Oblios_Cap

    You know, the way all the celebrities and actors and musicians are mind-controlled. That stuff. Say, what about our reality TV stars?

    You have to have a functioning mind to control.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    I assume that the next person to get a Press Pass will be the raving nut who stands on the corner near Lafayette Park?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      no, that’ll be our new FBI director

  • memzilla Ω
  • Are we sure that is not Lee Harvey and Marina? Same kind of crazy look in their eyes.

  • William

    One of the names being tossed about for FBI director is Chris Christie. I thought I should make a meme. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b09b585f4c5264c578b2f0a9f0eca54fa0cb16125cd0db3dde1ac1efa492f3f9.jpg

    • Da fuq? Isn’t he about a week away from indictment?

      • Sophia

        Should make him the perfect candidate

      • William

        That’s right, because criminal activity is a big no-no in the Trump administration.

    • Isn’t Christie still under investigation in the Bridgegate case?

      • William

        Oh yeah, I forget that persons suspected of criminal activity are completely excluded from Trumps cabinet and/or administration staff.

        • I think you misspelled “included” ;-)

        • shastakoala

          I thought that was a prerequisite.

    • ManchuCandidate

      That would be a bridge too far.

      • anwisok

        Yeah, that’ll go nowhere.

      • Joe Beese

        You shouldn’t traffic in humor like that.

      • Shibusa

        Truly, the suspension is killing me.

    • chascates

      Giuliani must be in the running. Or maybe Sarah Palin.

    • ImGoingBacon

      Ghouliani also too. OT but Alan West’s name was put out there as a possible candidate for Secretary of the Army.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Is there a McDonald’s near FBI headquarters? Christie could stop on his way to White House meetings. Two birds, one stone.

  • Sophia

    Jesus, reality is worse than an article on The Onion lately.

    The Post detailed also that “Spicer spent several minutes hidden in the bushes” while his press assistants negotiated the terms of a briefing. He stepped out, and asked for the lights on set to be turned off. They were.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/sean-spicer-had-a-meltdown-after-trump-fired-comey/

    • Yellow_Dog_Dem

      Jesus Christ on crutches, is there one goddamn adult anywhere in any room? FFS

      • Celtic_Gnome

        If Melania actually moves to DC after the school year, then Barron’s the closest you’re going to get.

        (Melania’s not actually moving to DC after the school year. She’s probably changed the locks by now.)

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      JESUS, YES.
      At least The Onion was sometimes funny.

  • Edith Prickly

    This creep is one of ambulatory garbage fire and Newman lookalike Ezra Levant’s stooges. Figures.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Levant is worse than just an annoying Newman impersonator. He has a whopping 500,000 subscribers to a YouTube channel that grew out of a failed cable network that averaged 6,000 viewers on any given night. One of them killed 6 people at a mosque to “get back at” Trudeau for welcoming refugees during Trump’s travel-ban chaos. Immediately afterward, “Rebel Commander” riled up the troops again to go and “protest” Westboro-style outside another mosque — this time in Toronto, less than 48 hours after a vigil mourning the dead.

      At what point do we stop treating these hatemongers like harmless cranks who just want those damn kids to get off their lawns, and start classifying this stuff as being on par with ISIS propaganda? These disaffected young men — and it is mostly young men, although there is the occasional She-wolf Elsa glamming up the place like the models on Fox — are being self-radicalized in much the same way by Ezra al-Baghdadi and his fear-promoting ilk.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Oh, good God.

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    “Posobiec insists any rumors he might have connections to Russian trolls is racist, because his family is Polish and some members of his family ‘died under Stalin,'”

    God bless that unlimited-warranty dead-relatives insurance! My great-uncle Charlie died fighting in Vietnam, and fuck me if it didn’t get me out of trouble when I laundered money through Hanoi.

  • chascates

    WH press briefing is about to start. Spicer won’t be there; he had prescheduled reserve duty at the Pentagon or some such.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Those heads won’t clean themselves!

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        What I wouldn’t give to be Spicy’s Department Head.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Check the bushes.

    • Joe Beese

      I always just said that my tummy hurt.

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      Probably just found some better bushes to hide out in. I bet Trump would let Spicer build a blanket fort in the PEOC and hide out there, if he asked.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba
    • snark-lurker

      i just threw up

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      The weak-chin gene shows up with Hapsburg-like regularity in this family.

      • not_vh

        weak-chin is fine, what to do about characterless-ness?

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The whiter son is really creepy looking.

      • kareemachan

        Each is creepier than the other…

      • Red Bird Ω

        You have a really good eye to be able to tell the difference.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Some guys look like the bully who gives swirlies to the Science Club kids. And some guys look like the swirlies are the least creepy and assholish thing they do. I’m putting Eric on the far fringe of that second category. Like, microwaving cats.

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Well, he doesn’t. His kids (who never speak to him anymore, on account of how he was and is a sociopathic asshole) otoh…

  • anwisok
  • Mr. Blobfish

    It really makes you think.

    • snark-lurker

      i donut know what to think. whut do you think?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    It may be they found this guy very, very young, and they were using that to, essentially, turn him into a puppet

    Well, your side would know about using someone as a puppet, wouldn’t it?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b6fffbf1cb2c8a990e1a87b7d63ee4237e4c23e44883a59e5b3efc681efb5d9f.jpg

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • not_vh

      on par for the discourse level of current powers.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      Who’s Marcon ?

      • wait! what?

        Maybe a Gundam suit?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        The guy in the Marsellaise.

        Aux armes, citoyens
        Formez vos bataillons
        Marcons, marcons!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      What a lovely sentiment.

    • shastakoala

      The Letourneau Syndrome.

    • SeeTrain65

      Gravitas.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Is that his mail-order bride next to him? I hope not; she looks cute.

    • Wild Cat

      She urinates in a clear stream of neo-nazism.

    • jodyleek

      Bride, beard, what have you.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Pressroom Wear!

  • Joe Beese

    Why Trump treasonously collaborating with Russia is the better of the two possibilities:

    A competent White House would have put Rosenstein front and center; leaked the memo days before the final decision; kept the president at a distance from the whole affair; and given Comey the opportunity to resign.

    Instead, Trump mentioned the Russia investigation in the second paragraph of his letter to Comey; had his surrogates call for an end to the Russia investigation last night (instead of keeping the focus on Rosenstein’s indictment of Comey); tweeted incendiary attacks on various Democrats; and let Comey learn of his firing from a row of televisions, as he gave a speech in Los Angeles.

    Is it really better to have a president that didn’t collude with Russia — but is so intolerant of hostile media coverage, so incompetent, and so unable to anticipate the consequences of his actions that he would have fired Comey in this manner, anyway?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/trumps-firing-of-comey-is-scarier-if-he-has-nothing-to-hide.html

    • snark-lurker

      “why” donut matter—it’s TREASON!

    • wait! what?

      Donald has shown us, time and again, that there are no consequences. That’s why he doesn’t worry about them.

    • mfp

      yaknow, two seemingly different–but coincidental–things can be true at one time, so…

  • OT: Trump met with Kissinger today. No joke. Hey, if he’s going all Watergate on us, he had to have Kissinger there!

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      I’ll say it again – if Carter outlives him I’m getting baptized.

  • chascates

    Sen. Rand Paul thinks the Democrats response is partly sour grapes over Hillary loses.

    • not_vh

      That “Sen. Rand Paul” thinks is in and by itself a miracle.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Aqua Buddha speaks.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Because this is how they think–they have no conception of nuance, everything is black or white with these guys. So they think that’s how everyone operates.

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        They’ve basically turned into the Troll Party. Every policy is now built around, “how mad can we make the other side?”

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      How can these people be this obtuse and manage to live to adulthood?

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        Being born wealthy, and then reading Ayn Rand their whole lives doesn’t help any

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      It’s the Trump Access Hollywood tape all over again. People willfully refusing to understand why we’re upset.

      Although I do wonder what Rand Paul’s being blackmailed with, to make him not get upset at witnessing a president under investigation by the FBI firing his own investigator, and then getting to pick who gets to be in charge of investigating him. I had figured Paul was obstinate enough that he’d probably fuss some about it, but nope…

      • chascates

        I think the GOP will ride along, thinking they can destroy the social safety net, get rid of all regulations, and make sure the super wealthy get super-super wealthy.
        I hope they fall with him.

  • Vincent Ricola

    OT – I hope Rand Paul gets bedbugs.

    • snark-lurker

      he will try to mate with them

    • Wild Cat

      He’s a bloodsucker like they are.

    • Can bed bugs get bed bugs?

      • Wild Cat

        They only get goldbugs.

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      That pube-rug has been looking extra scraggly lately; maybe he already has.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    We old-timers (online since 1987) don’t know what to make of these kids and their Inter Webs anymore.

    Webbed foot bad, cloven foot baaaader.

    • snark-lurker

      –there yuh go again…

      • Oblios_Cap

        Get off my lawn, dammit!

        • snark-lurker

          is this yer lawn? shit. sorry.

        • zerosumgame0005
          • SpideySenser

            That picture of Melanoma is just so painful.

          • Swampgas_Man

            Nice abs, though.

          • PubOption

            But the implants look like rocks.

          • SpideySenser

            Yah, I’ll give her that. But the boob job is horrendous, you could drive a truck through those girls; and she looks so miserable like that shoot is the last place she wants to be. SAD, not sexy.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Hey, at least I know where the beef is.

    • Joe Beese

      I remember “OLLIE FOR PRESIDENT” t-shirts springing up overnight in the wares of New York City street peddlers during the Iran-Contra hearings.

      It’s what we had instead of memes back then.

      • “That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into” – Stanley

  • Chadwells

    He looks like a Rubio fertilization experiment gone wrong. Explains a lot.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Under watered?

      • Chadwells

        Nah….involving the fusion of male and female gametes to form a zygote.

  • MynameisBlarney

    I believe this may be something folks.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141771115

    • Joe Beese

      B-b-but Comey told Trump that he wasn’t under investigation for anything.

      Three times!

    • Vincent Ricola

      If only we would’ve had serious discussions in the media about this at the time.

      Ah well, there were emails to discuss and risotto recipes to ctrl-c/ctrl-v, who could’ve known it would be a huge deal?

  • Chadwells

    OT: Enjoy this moment of zen. We need to do a LOT more of this.

    “Betsy DeVos Booed During Speech At Historically Black College”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/betsy-devos-commencement-speech-bethune-cookman_us_5913156de4b050bdca612ad2?ir=Politics&utm_hp_ref=politics

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    • clubseal

      Saddest tears and cries about free speach!11!! coming from your right wing Facebook friends in 3..2..1…

    • PubOption

      Are we not welcome?

    • Good Trouble :D

    • Contemplative Ron

      Ha! Called it!

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      And rightly so. Bethune-Cookman has a great reputation.
      The graduates didn’t boo. The stood silently, and turned their back to the speaker. Respectful and Appropriate.
      The guests got up and booed. She should have seen it coming.
      Oh, BTW, she is a POS, and was treated better than she reserved.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Sure, the Bolsheviks may have killed a relative or two, but today’s Russia is different. They pay better.

    • Pisto75666

      Plus their fashion sense is AMAZING.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    You gotta admire the guy’s imagination. Unless he’s on drugs.

  • “Amazing to be in this room, great moment….”

    That’s the same thing I said to myself when I interviewed Dennis Erectus for my high school newspaper back in ’79.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSeKUuWZDc

    • Steve Cole

      Who are you and what have you done w/Dennis Erectus? I will stalk you from Salinas to Palo Alto! You will not escape! Dennis!! (Also, which HS?)

  • Me not sure
    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      APANITF!….

  • SpideySenser

    …that Brigitte was Macron’s high school teacher, but that she started seeing him when he was 14 or 15…
    Forget it Jack, it’s France.

  • TJ Barke

    We really need to clean house…

  • chortlingdingo

    I know, I know, cultural differences, and everything obviously worked out well, but I find it deeply squicky for a grown adult (like an adulty adult™) to be attracted to and start dating a teenager.

  • Jacob Prescott

    To be fair, I just assumed all French students were involved with their teachers. Its kind of like living in the south and not having a gun rack in you entryway. It would be conspicuous in its absence.

    • LSP

      So true! I live in the south and due to my conspicuous lack of gun rack in my entryway, I don’t get invited to ANY white trash luncheons or monster truck rallies. SAD!

  • You know, the way all the celebrities and actors and musicians are mind-controlled. That stuff. Say, what about our reality TV stars?

    Never mind. N/A. No brain to control.
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/FCayPgWHlgf7y/giphy.gif

  • BearGHAZI

    “It may be they found this guy very, very young, and they were using that to, essentially, turn him into a puppet, turn him into a marionette, and now they’re plying him with drugs, keeping him drugged up, getting him to do whatever they want […]”

    That, and some Vaseline, is my Saturday night! BAZINGA!

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      It’s always projection with these people

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      IK,R? They make it sound like a bad thing!

  • Nockular cavity

    Ask your doctor if Posobiec is right for you.

    • eggsacklywright

      (May cause bleeding eyeballs, reverse angio-tropism, hair loss, loose stool, hyperventilation, and herpes).

      • ez

        Anal leakage, don’t forget the anal leakage.

  • Nockular cavity

    At least his FSB handler is cute.

  • clubseal

    Perhaps it’s an unimportant detail to focus on here, but I can at least appreciate the use of marionette in this instance, given the French flavor of this story.
    Glass half full, etc.

  • Shibusa

    https://media.giphy.com/media/mkQXZfsNpLxsY/giphy.gif
    Jack Posobiec is a “journalist” in TrumpWorld?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Bizarro World is better for his loss….that exchange program really is not working out…

    • SeeTrain65

      Why not? McDonald’s is health food in TrumpWorld.

  • Relativicus

    I wonder if the degree of punchiness of a person’s face is what determines how “conservative” they’ll be?

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Sure looks that way.

    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Fuck you, Ted.

        • OrdinaryJoe

          Just a hunch. The messicun kids used to beat up on little Rafaelito ’cause he has a messicun name but he kept telling everybody he wasn’t messicun so now he reeeeaally hates messicuns.

      • JustDon’tSayFlatEarth

        HEY! I’m eating lunch over here, goddammit!

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          Oh! Sorry!

        • Bitter Scribe

          It could be worse. You could have run across Gun-Humping Hairball.

          If I ever need to diet–well, I do need to, but if I ever decide to actually do it–I’ll just tape a picture of that guy to my refrigerator door.

          • JustDon’tSayFlatEarth

            There’s gotta be a better way…

      • Iron Monkey

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb421f1cb9bd64e6c550ff9e220fec0dca147c26ef8c58e683bcec6acdd808d5.jpg Allows me to re-post one of my favorite New York Daily News front pages

        • Even cubans hate you in the Bronx, Teddy. I wish I still lived in NYC so I could have gotten on the train to the old stoping ground that day just you give you a gigantic Bronx Cheer!

    • cats530

      So many of them in the Republican party. Chaffetz and Gowdy Doody are close runners up. A few years back Eric Cantor was #1.

  • jaspersdad

    Jack-off and his lady friend look like cast members of The Handmaids Tale.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Is that the dude who plays Karl in Shameless?

  • whitroth

    I still want to know what drugs Trumpolini’s on.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Just gonna https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab225efc4457641b934440c91fce39bf9b8723ed1d71a7dc4ba5c409ae387823.gif leave this here. I’m getting a lot of mileage lately out of the Nazi gifs.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Aliens…..fucking aliens…..

  • Mavenmaven
    • kaydenpat

      Who dat?

      • Mavenmaven

        Goebbels

        • kaydenpat

          Ok. Thanks.

      • Iron Monkey

        Lovely man.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Oh look, lying liberal media not doing what we want again, lets troll them some more.

  • Speaking as a musician, I would like some mind controlling drugs please!

  • TundraGrifter

    Classic closet bottom.

    Just sayin’…

  • whitroth

    Hey, if *he* gets a White House press pass… Wonkette? Give me Official Wonkette Press Credentials, and maybe they’ll let me in….
    #insert grinwithlotsandlotsoflargebrightshinysharpTEETH.h

  • Bitter Scribe

    The New York Times and CNN are liars, and this guy is a truthful journalist worthy of a White House press pass.

    It’s not that they’re self-serving liars. It’s that they perceive a different reality.

    • Contemplative Ron

      Which wouldn’t be a problem, except that they expect us to join them.

  • fawkedifiknow

    Mike Cernovich Libel!!

  • Atheist

    I don’t know what reality this guy is living in, but anti-polish sentiment does not depend on who killed your ancestors (wtf??). If someone hates you for being polish they don’t wait to find out who you marry or whether your forebears died fighting in war, in a concentration camp, or in a gulag. I am… off-put by this dude’s insinuation. I’m not even sure how to properly respond to it because it’s just so bizarre.

  • Atheist

    And an FYI I don’t know if anyone else has been keeping up on the white nationalist movement in Russia and how it’s related to the rise of Donald Trump and the alt-right. Wonkette might want to do a creature feature on this.

    https://www.usnews.com/opinion/thomas-jefferson-street/articles/2017-03-14/democrats-must-connect-donald-trump-white-nationalism-and-russia

    • kaydenpat

      Scary times.

      “The link between white nationalists and Russia was not apparent before November. We knew aides Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Carter Page and Jeff Sessions had contacts with the Russians, but we did not know the degree to which they now appeared to have been enmeshed.”

    • JayGoldenBeach

      A bunch of American right-wingers have been dipping into Russia over the past 10 or so years. Since they don’t speak Russian, they can’t go on any of the political chat shows to get laughed at. It’s a weird grifting-propaganda game – they are using the Russian politicians and various groups who host them and they are being used in return by the politicians and various groups.

  • kaydenpat

    Well why not? A fake President giving out media passes to fake news outlets sounds about right to me. That’s the only way Trump is going to get favorable publicity.

  • Pinkham’s Law
    • SeeTrain65

      Damn, PL, are you going to keep posting cute animal photos on every thread?

      (THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU)

      • Pinkham’s Law

        When the subject is THIS fucked up? I’m trying. U R welcome.

    • Incoming Ham

      MOAR.

      We need the cute animals biggly.

    • ez
  • Incoming Ham

    He looks like a half-wit.

    • SeeTrain65

      You’re being kind. He’s missing the other half, too.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    A reality TV star being controlled by drugs and an eastern European wife/handler?

    That’s too crazy even for Infowars.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    I wonder what would happen if only people who based their stories on fact could get a press pass?

    • Iron Monkey

      Hey, where did everyone go?

  • pixeloid

    “It may be they found this guy very, very young, and they were using that to, essentially, turn him into a puppet”

    Amazing how they knew which child would be elected president in 2017. The question is, did someone from that time travel to the future, or did someone from this time travel back to set this up? Personally, I hate these stupid time-travel stories.

  • JayGoldenBeach

    Posobiec sounds like the typical conservative moral scold.

  • Al Swearengen

    Resting smug face.

  • cats530

    Cut from the same mold (stachybotrys) as David Daleidin and James O’Keefe.

  • Three Finger Salute

    A little backstory about Jack’s employer: “Rebel Media” is Canada’s version of Breitbart/Infowars. Yes, unfortunately this malicious virus has spread above the 49th parallel into the Disney-like dreamland of Care Bears and Raffi. Ezra Levant, the jerk who runs it, is well known in Canada for being a vicious liar, a massive tool, a hatemongering hypocrite, and a borderline stalker of the Trudeau family. He has published the most horrendous accusations against them, mostly of a salacious nature — including but not limited to alleging an “encounter” between Margaret Trudeau and Donald Trump!

    It doesn’t surprise me in the least that he would hire a little shit like POSobiec, to peddle more garbage about a liberal politician he doesn’t like. But now Ezra and his henchmen may have gone too far and meddled in a foreign election. That’s criminal behavior that goes beyond mere lawsuit material. I call him Libel Suit Larry because he always lands himself in trouble one way or another. But this is a new low even for him.

    Rebel Media’s previous incarnation was as a trashy cable channel similar to Fox News, called Sun News (TV wing of the conservative paper, Toronto Sun). It got shut down for lack of money and interest because it averaged only about 6,000 viewers on any given night. Ironically, the highest-rated program to ever air on Sun was the nationally televised boxing match between Justin Trudeau and Patrick Brazeau that many people say made Justin’s career. Ezra gives nasty color commentary that consists of nothing but homophobic insults directed at Trudeau, calling him a ballet dancer, “shiny pony,” Twinkletoes, etc. He got roundly humiliated when Trudeau, of course, won the match (and later the election), and proved Ezra wrong about how weak he supposedly was.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_Lzgl6g0M

    Scarily, however, as “Rebel Media” they’ve reached a whopping 500,000 subscribers on YouTube, well beyond their previous reach on cable. The guy who killed 6 innocent people at Sainte-Foy mosque during evening prayers had subscribed to their Facebook page. But Canada itself dodged a bullet when Trudeau dealt the knockout punch to Harper as well — just as Trump installed Steve Bannon as his personal Joseph Goebbels, Levant had his designs on running the media arm of the Conservative Party and thus for the Canadian Government, to effectively replace the longstanding institution of the CBC.

    So a snake like Jack Posobiec fits right in with the rest of the scum at Sun/Rebel, who themselves fit right in with the alt-reich in Russia and their satellite state the USSA. Right now, they don’t fit in with Canada. But they’re trying. Trolls always try to claw their way back.

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