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Once upon a time, a homophobic, hateful scumbag named Mike Pence was governor of Indiana. He signed a law in 2015 that was supposedly about “religious freedom,” but in reality was only meant to protect grotesquely stupid fundamentalist Christians from having to bake cakes or arrange flowers for gay homosexuals, because these grotesquely stupid people actually believe their loving Jesus will roast them on a spit in hell if they are nice to gay people.

The “Fuck The Gays” law was insanely unpopular, it made Indiana and its stupid governor the laughingstocks of the nation, and corporations and celebrities and even Christian conventions did everything they could to fuck the state’s economy right up in protest. And they succeeded! In fact, the backlash was so intense that lawmakers ended up having to push through a watered down revision of the bill, just to settle things down. In exchange for being such a shitty governor — who admitted he didn’t even understand the bill he signed — Mike Pence was rewarded when he was tapped as Donald Trump’s running mate. That slimy, fake Christian piece of curdled dog shit is now the vice president of the United States.

Ever since Trump was inaugurated, there have been rumors that the morally upright Pussgrabber-In-Chief would throw some red meat to his cousin-romancing base by signing an executive order to protect poor, oppressed conservative Christians in their “religious liberty!” parts, so they won’t have to interact with dirty homosexuals in any ways that endanger their eternal salvation. (Because, again, that’s a thing these people actually believe.) As Politico notes, back in February, a draft of just such an EO was leaked, probably by Ivanka Trump and her twinky husband Jared Kushner, because they’re down with the gays. After some backlash, the administration supposedly walked back its plans to issue that order.

But it’s back! And Trump will probably sign it Thursday! And right now we have visions dancing in our heads of stupid gay Trump supporters with their “LGBT for Trump” rainbow flags at Trump’s Hitlerjugend rallies, and we are just wondering how they feel about this:

Two senior administration officials confirmed the plan, though one cautioned that it hasn’t yet been finalized, and noted that lawyers are currently reviewing and fine-tuning the draft language. Thursday is the National Day of Prayer, and the White House was already planning to celebrate the occasion with faith leaders.

The signing would represent a major triumph for Vice President Mike Pence—whose push for religious-freedom legislation backfired mightily when he served as governor of Indiana—and his allies in the conservative movement. […]

Pence and a small team of conservative allies quickly began working behind the scenes to revise the language, and in recent weeks have ratcheted up the pressure on Trump to sign it. The new draft is being tightly held, but one influential conservative who saw the text said it hasn’t been dialed back much—if at all—since the February leak. “The language is very, very strong,” the source said.

Of course, the original order “protected” “Bible-believing Christians” not only from the devil gays, but also had provisions related to denying ladies their slut pills and letting good Christian human persons like Hobby Lobby deny abortion and contraceptive coverage under Obamacare. If the new order looks anything like the old order, it’s probably highly unconstitutional, so we guess it’s good (for the trash in the White House) that Trump’s Hobby Lobby-fellating SCOTUS pick is now officially on the court, so we don’t have to worry about petty little things like that.

ANYWAY. We are very curious about those Trump voters who are DEFINITELY not racist/sexist/homophobic, but who just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hillary Clinton because “BUT HER EMAILS.” How will you be defending to your gay friends and family that Dear Leader Trump says they should be denied goods and services because literally the worst people in the country think they’re second class citizens? Haha, you won’t be, because your gay friends and family just lost your phone number.

Hey, Log Cabin Republicans, you quisling motherfuckers, how are you feeling right now? We know how LCR president Gregory Angelo was feeling just a few days ago, as he queened out about Trump’s faaaaaaabulous first 100 days. He said Trump should get a solid A minus grade for his work on gay stuff, and here’s why:

“Trump’s first 100 days in office have been something of a mixed bag in regard to LGBT issues, but that was to be expected considering his concurrent outreach to evangelicals and to LGBT voters during his campaign,” Angelo said. “There has been a lot of hand-wringing about a number of ‘non-troversies’ over the past three months — fake news stories about the White House ‘erasing’ gay people from the Census and the White House website, which were nothing more than fundraising ploys to rile up dejected LGBT liberals still reeling from Hillary Clinton’s loss.”

Cool story, bro. What about now? Is this another “non-troversy”?

Maybe this is another false alarm and Ivanka Trump will swoop in and protect all the gays and the lady parts from her dad’s grabby hands. But something tells us Evita doesn’t actually give a fuck.

Hey all you gays: Ready to get off your asses and #RESIST? We sure the fuck are.

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[Politico / Washington Blade]

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  • Bill D. Burger

    When Donald Trump spoke before the Republican National Convention this past July, he swore that “as your president, I will do everything in my power to protect LGBTQ citizens.”
    Now, as president, Trump appears poised to use his power to do the opposite, and essentially sanction discrimination against the LGBTQ community
    According to two senior administration officials who spoke with Politico, Trump is set to sign an executive order on “religious liberty,” allowing groups, individuals, and businesses to refuse to provide goods and services to people on religious grounds. Such measures have widely been viewed as thinly veiled attacks on LGBTQ rights.
    The order’s signing would reportedly come on Thursday, to coincide with the National Day of Prayer.]
    Because we know what a devout Christian Turnip is, huh? Well, 2 Corinthians can be wrong.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “It’s not what you say, it’s what you do…to other people we don’t like.”
      — America’s Christianists

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    It’s the law that dare not speak its name. … OK. It’s Sharia Law. There, I said it.

  • Marceline

    Whenever Snatchgrabber is on the losing side of anything the administration goes after vulnerable people. He ramps up ICE raids or starts going after the gheys.

  • schmannity

    Trump on National Day of Prayer. If Bobby Jindal was right about one thing, it is that we know that Trump has never read the Bible because he is not mentioned in it once.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Except for those 2 Corinthian dudes.

      • Contemplative Ron

        OMFG…
        You jest, but…
        1 Corintians 15:52 ‘In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.’
        He got the number wrong (quelle surprise) but now we know why it’s the only book he knows. HE THINKS HE’S IN IT!

        • Carole

          Shee-it. This is even funnier when you contemplate that “trump” means fart in British slang. And I haven’t even had a drink yet.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “666, what a terrific number that is. Really great.”
      — Donald Trump

      • schmannity

        Moses was quite upset by the Civil War.

    • BearGHAZI

      Trump is mentioned in Revelation a couple of times

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    When my prayers are answered and Little Donnie is impeached from orbit, it will be President Pence.

    • Contemplative Ron

      Not if he can be tied to Flynn.

      • Carole

        Who’s next? Paul Ayn Ryan Rand?

  • schmannity

    If only Trump could have sat down with Harvey Milk and Dan White and cut a deal.

  • memzilla Ω
  • canes_pugnaces

    i-Wanker and Jarhead must be in the Opal office now, “Daddy, I want that squirrel.”

  • Rick Hill

    “Hey all you gays: Ready to get off your asses and #RESIST? We sure the fuck are.”

    because of trump, so many of us are off our collective asses and resisting. Today, we are all, the gay.

    • Contemplative Ron

      Well, maybe not today, I have grass to cut.

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  • MynameisBlarney
    • Carole

      Salamanders and algae sleeping together! Mass hysteria!

  • beingreleased

    As I’ve patiently explained to you people before, the only legitimate duties of the government are the military and banning icky things.

  • Seamus Romney
    • Mpeg

      OK, I WANT that scarf.

      Also, love yr avatar/ username

      • Seamus Romney

        *bows*
        Thank you.

        • TJ Barke

          Oh, you’re Treg, I was wondering where you were.

          • Seamus Romney

            Hey TJ!

  • schmannity

    Trump Will Reportedly Fuck The Gays For Jesus On Thursday.

    I read on the internet that Putin has pictures of that.

    • Noxious Resistance

      I just read it too!
      Must be true.

  • Finnabar87

    Quisling Motherfuckers.

    Spit take!

  • dslindc

    I guess that means my sincerely held anti-religious beliefs will allow me to discriminate against homophobic assholes. SAD!

    • Contemplative Ron

      These are the same people that claim that atheism is also a religion, so go nuts!

  • Oblios_Cap

    I hear that Jesus refused to feed any gays the bread and loaves, and denied them the wine made from water.

    But just was he doing with that naked man in the bible? (Mark 14:51)

  • dslindc

    I have read the Wine Bible many times and it doesn’t say anything about teh gheys, so I’m not sure where they’re getting this crap.

  • Bill D. Burger

    ot…but Twitler’ weighed in overnight on Comey and the election with his usual idiocy….SSDD
    Love the third person reference to his ‘great campaign.’ lmao

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859601184285491201

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859604996236742656

    Comey is on his way to testify now.

    • boyblue122

      getting thoroughly whipped in 3 debates was a great campaign

      • Bill D. Burger

        And losing the popular vote by 3,000,000!

        • OddMan

          Actually lost by 10 million if you count Jill, ect.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Oblios_Cap says that writing about yourself in the third person is proof you are a real asshole.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Bob Dole says, “Bob Dole disagrees! Bob Dole!!”

      • Bill D. Burger

        I’m sure he’ll soon be using the royal “we”….. the Majestic Plural.

        • Amy!

          Mark Twain said it was allowed. Royalty, editors, and people with tapeworms. So Donnie and his guest are permitted.

    • Bobathonic

      That tells us what “great” means to stumpfingers. America next!

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Comey will still find a way to fuckup anything good coming out of his testimony.

  • baconzgood

    Big deal gay people live in america. GET USED TO IT!

    • dslindc

      Make America Gay Again!

      • Contemplative Ron

        I would SO wear that hat. Though probably not IN America.

    • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

      Yeah but with the right legislation and a heaping helping of assholery, we can Harumph! them out of existence!

      • baconzgood

        Then who will buy lhasa apsos and hair gel?

  • Contemplative Ron

    I am expecting a FABU:LOUS march against this!

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • Ezio

    It’s so ironic how the people who always say “Muslims throw gays off buildings in their countries” are the very same people who fight tooth and nail to discriminate against gay people here in America.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I am not afraid of ISIS imposing Shia Law or Muslim terrorists killing LGBT. I am more afraid of Christian Fundamentalists making me a second class citizen or some homophobe attacking me. the greatest threat to the LGBT persons are the Religious Right and their fellow travelers in the US.

  • The Wanderer
  • DesertedPictures

    It’s sometimes difficult to understand that this whole christianity thing, once started as a religion of love, non judgement (let he who is without sin) and a strong command to share with the poor has become such a popular vehicle for hateful wealthy people that think they are better than their neigbours. (and therefore don’t have to interact with them)

    • The Wanderer

      Yeah, it’s a rather tragic progression from “love your neighbor” to “God killed your soldier son because gays.”

    • Ezio

      Well, that’s what happens when you replace the Christ of the Bible, who was a dark skinned Jewish man who was all about the poor and oppressed, with a blonde haired, blue-eyed white Christ who they use to justify oppression.

    • Contemplative Ron

      The rot set in early, pretty much as soon a people realised they could deform it and use it to establish a power base.

  • Proud Liberal

    ELECTIONS. HAVE. CONSEQUENCES.

    • DesertedPictures

      No: elections are your way to express your individuality and show that uppity woman the establishment that you will not be controlled!

      • grindstone

        Elections are clearly purity tests for Democratic candidates (not applicable to Republican candidates).

  • Contemplative Ron

    ‘National Day of Prayer’
    I hope the Invisible Pink Unicorn (may Her Holy Hooves never be shod!) won’t mind how much I am bothering Her on Thursday. I think She has Her work cut out for her.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      I prefer Pie Day.

  • BigCSouthside

    I heard he’s rolling this turd out today

  • Utter OT: anyone else screaming at Grassley yet?

    • TJ Barke

      Always, because he sucks.

      • Fucker is currently trying to claim Comey is biased to Democrats and focus on conspiracy theories

        • TJ Barke

          Because nothing says biased toward democrats like utterly derailing their campaign for the presidency…

  • OddMan

    I’m writing this for my dear friend Aurto. He was a gay man from Cuba who loved life, men, and God. I am straight and we were the closest friends for 30 years until his death two years ago from complications due to Aids. He had fought it off for almost 20 years but it finally got him. He had spent the last decades of his life studying to be a minister and had just been ordained when he lost his fight. All he wanted to was to bring spirality to his brothers and sisters who had been denied religion for being Gay.

    I miss him terribly and wish he was here to say to Our Dear Lord Dampnut™ FUCK YOU!

    • Contemplative Ron

      I’m so sorry. Few of us are so blessed as to have friends like Aurto.
      There are others like him, thankfully, men (and women) who understand what being a Christian is actually all about and who are willing to fight the good fight.

      • OddMan

        Thanks, I don’t talk about him often, it hurts. He was such a spiritual man. And he was truly a good person, a wild and crazy guy who loved men, and a great friend.

        • Paul

          It’s clear he still lives, in your heart.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      I’m so very sorry for your loss. You were a blessing to him. I know it.

  • Proud Liberal

    Welp. The ACLU is going to be BUSY these next 4 years!

    • Manders

      A friend of mine works for the ACLU – he says they are en fuego and excited in a way he’s never seen before. And it’s thanks to us – our money and our memberships! It’s too bad it took such a President* to do it, but those ACLU folks are primed for a fight.

      • Proud Liberal

        I donate every month! This is a fight to the death for the future of America.

    • geoffalnutt

      Until they’re shut down.

    • The Wanderer

      I expect they have arguments for striking the anti-LGBT EO down already in the silos, awaiting the turn of the launch keys to send them downrange to Federal courtrooms.

      • theblackdog

        They pretty much tweeted that exact thought.

  • Ωbjectifier
    • Lance Thrustwell

      WHY CAN NO ONE SPELL! I’m sorry ignore me. grr.

      • Ωbjectifier

        … you go to war with the memes you have—not the memes you might want or wish to have at a later time.

      • HarpyLibtart

        That feeling when you want to laugh but the typo makes you mad… :P

    • Ezio

      Skinny, neo-Nazis with Pepe avatars will call them that behind the computer screen.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        While fantasising about them and masturbating to excess.

    • The Wanderer

      Fagot was, if I recall, the NATO code name for the Soviet MiG-15 jet fighter.

      • Contemplative Ron

        Eyup.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I was in line at my favorite Mexican market yesterday evening behind two big, white, working class gay guys. I was thinking, “that’s progress”.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I pity their bed….

      • The Wanderer

        Heavy duty shock absorbers.

    • William
  • Al Swearengen

    LGBTQ people should project the shadow of the most beautiful pashmina you’ve ever seen against a nearby cloud. Ivanka will ride to the rescue in minutes.

    Or not.

  • Ezio

    This issue hits close for me, as a guy who identifies both as Catholic/Christian and bisexual. Freedom of religion means you can go to church and read your Bible freely without the government arresting you for it. It does NOT mean you can mistreat other people and not expect pushback.

    There are Christians in places of the world where they are arrested or killed for their faith (Coptics in Egypt are treated badly, for example), but America is NOT one of them. Notice how some American Christians think baking a cake for gay couple is oppression but neglect to mention what happens to non-Western Christians on a daily basis.

    • Contemplative Ron

      Non-Western Christians aren’t real Christians, so it’s okay not to care.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        The Coptic Church in Egypt might be the oldest Christian denomination, but they’re brown.

        • The Wanderer

          Either them, or the Nestorians.

    • Noxious Resistance

      Robertson and his ilk will occasionally mention attacks on Coptics but only when they’re whining about being the most oppressed faith worldwide.

  • elviouslyqueer

    “There has been a lot of hand-wringing about a number of ‘non-troversies’ over the past three months — fake news stories about the White House ‘erasing’ gay people from the Census and the White House website, which were nothing more than fundraising ploys to rile up dejected LGBT liberals still reeling from Hillary Clinton’s loss.”

    From one queen to another, I urge you to have a goddamn seat, Ms. Angelo. In fact, sit your self-loathing gay ass down in all of them. Bitch, please.

  • “And they’ll know we are Christians by how we stay away from gay people lest we catch their gay cooties and end up as a power bottom in hell…”

    Eh… not so catchy as the original tune.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      If a power bottom likes to do it on a nude beach, is he a solar power bottom?

      • The Wanderer

        Yes.

        • Yellerduck

          Sex on the beach is highly overrated. In the water is somewhat better, but be sure to hold on to your bathing suit for the exit.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Whatever the answer, I believe sunscreen may have a role to play in that scenario.

        • Contemplative Ron

          And a towel. Sand is a crappy lube.

  • shivaskeeper

    I see a pattern emerging here. Anytime this fucker signs an EO to fuck with someone basic civil rights, it gets shot down in the supper unfair courts within hours.

    I would hope this one is no different. Not saying don’t bother to resist or anything like that at all, but the courts are not his friend on any case like this.

    • Contemplative Ron

      We resist anyway. Whether it’s effective or not, the INTENT is there.

      • shivaskeeper

        I will never advocate not resisting this asshat.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Starting to feel the same way. These are red meat signifiers to his base: “I’ll take away your health care, I don’t give a fuck about your jobs or your opioid addictions or diabetes, but I’m on your side when it comes to kicking gays, immigrants, and women”. That these E.O.s are laughed at by the courts simply reinforces their bonds of victimhood.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      To the streets!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      But the pattern seems to be, “Look (badly educated) folks, I’m trying to do what you elected me to do, but the courts and the Constitution keep getting in my way. Bad courts, bad Constitution.”

      • shivaskeeper

        That is immaterial to me. Throwing meat the base, in this case the Religious Right, is all he has. It’s not like he has any workable policies lined up. His base will think that about ANY decision that doesn’t go their way. Any decision against what they see as the way things should be is the result of activist judges to them. That has been long a established page in the playbook for the GOP as a whole.

        What matters is that in cases like this the courts keep slapping him down. What matters is the courts are still protecting minority groups civil rights. What matters is the courts are still upholding the law in the face of a clueless Executive and do nothing Legislature.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Until he manages to sneak enough Gorsuches into the courts.

          Then we are well and truly screwed.

          • shivaskeeper

            That is a concern. Currently they are so disorganized it hasn’t happened. With how confrontational he is with the courts, they are not likely going to play nice with him as it is right now. I don;t see him changing his attitude anytime soon.

      • Rags

        “and don’t forget all those terrible amendments, like the first, and the second (oops! not the second!) and….and….those others.”

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Everyone who voted for Trump GO FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK ALL YOU!!! goes and screams into a pillow.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    ANYWAY. We are very curious about those Trump voters who are DEFINITELY not racist/sexist/homophobic, but who just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hillary Clinton because “BUT HER EMAILS.” How will you be defending to your gay friends and family that Dear Leader Trump says they should be denied goods and services because literally the worst people in the country think they’re second class citizens?

    “Wall street connections! White working class men! Hillary didn’t campaign enough in Wisconsin. Argle-Bargle!”
    — A Trumpkin

    • theblackdog

      “I’m sorry that you feel that way. I still love you”

      — A Trumpkin after I posted that I could no longer trust that anyone who voted for Trump is not racist, sexist, or homophobic.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Okay, the Grrrrr is back….now what?…

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      To the streets.

      • Crystalclear12

        To the voting booths!

        • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

          Yass!

    • Fidel Jack Tenhet

      Call your reps. Do that every day. Keep the fires burning for next year. Take to the streets. March for freedom. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    • Crystalclear12

      A little guided relaxation technique I use:
      You are in your living room watching your favorite show when the breaking news banner comes on:
      First indictments have been handed down concerning Russian collusion.
      In other news impeachment proceedings begin. . .

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “How can gay people be unhappy? Fake word meanings!”
    — Donald Trump

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    “Cousin-romancing”? You’re too kind, Evan. The correct term is “sister-fucking” from what I’ve seen (I lived in AL and GA for a while.)

    • Fidel Jack Tenhet

      It’s that way everywhere down here. I was born in Alabama, lived in GA and now in MS. I never ventured into the redneck parts at all. I stayed in Birmingham exclusively, then only in Atlanta and now Ocean Springs. There’s some scary sibling fucking off the back roads.

      • The Wanderer

        There’s a shithead that flies a garrison-size Traitor Flag on his property along the interstate between Montgomery and Birmingham. I can readily imagine that his family tree is a stick.

        • Fidel Jack Tenhet

          A stump, his family tree would have to be a stump.

          Always hated the treason flag, me self. Only the Klan flew that POS everywhere they went.

          • The Wanderer

            I use that interstate twice a year, and always flip the finger at the thing as I drive past it. I don’t have a flamethrower.

          • Fidel Jack Tenhet

            I do to. I learned it from my mom. She’d flip that thing off all the time.

            What people don’t want everyone else to know is that the treason flag was used exclusively by the Klan, who were white and rich. Sure, a lot of poor and stupid people were and are racists but they couldn’t afford the membership dues and the fancy ghost costumes, so they had to be racist sacks of shit in their spare time.

            Anyway, my dad was, during the 50’s, a deputy sheriff for a minute in Bruce. He wasn’t a saint, but he was a poor and grew up sharecropper. Well, he knew a lot of the black folks from when he was a kid and refused to turn a guy over to the mob. The Klan showed up and beat him nearly to death.

            From that day on, my dad hated the treason flag with a passion. My mom hated it too. She was there when he got drug out of the house and beaten.

            I wish more white poors had memories of what these groups are really like and what they’re capable to doing once given the power to do so.

          • Carole

            I even see that shitswizzling flag sometimes in Indiana.

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        I lived in Mobile and Atlanta back in the 80s and 90s. Ocean Springs is nice. I never ventured anywhere north of Biloxi, though. Kinda scary.

        • Fidel Jack Tenhet

          No, never, ever visit places like Bruce unless you just have to know what PTSD feels like.

        • Nockular cavity

          Jackson’s nice. At least the one time I visited.

      • Carole

        Last time I was in Northern GA, I saw a sign for “The Church of the Holy Ghost with Fire on Blood Mountain.” Shit, I got off that road in a hurry. I hate rattlesnakes.

        • Fidel Jack Tenhet

          Didn’t they film Deliverance in that part of the state? I’m serious.

          • Carole

            Yes. Yes, they did. Unfortunately, it’s near the start of the AT, and chortling mountain men are just one of the hazards of hiking that particular section.

  • The Wanderer

    I just imagined one of the assholes advocating for this gayfuckery getting glitter-bombed, with a twist.
    Instead of glitter, it’d be tiny gummies that resemble vajayjays, breastseses, and peenor.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Cheeto,

    This particular church-going, hard-working, buttsecking second-class citizen pays his taxes (both state and federal). As does my husband. What’s your excuse, asshole?

    Fuck you and your reptilian closet case VP.

    EQ

  • TundraGrifter

    A hundred bucks says President Trump doesn’t know his lovely daughter and her husband (apparently tasked with every job the President of the United States is supposed to do) aren’t Christians.

    • The Wanderer

      “So THAT’S why they’re never around on Saturdays!”

      • TundraGrifter

        President Trump is out on the golf course so he wouldn’t notice one way or the other.

        But that’s still very, very funny!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    I keep having panic attacks at the demonstrations and marches, but fuck my panic attacks. I am A Ally and I will Be There For You.

    • theblackdog

      You’re awesome.

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Fuck “Religious Freedom.” There was nothing wrong with the regular kind of freedom.

    • The Wanderer

      It’s really a misnomer; “religious freedom” in America is actually an uneasy standoff between the rival faiths, a standoff enforced by the Establishment Clause. If Pence and the rest of the Christian Taliban manage to set up a state faith, the gloves will come off.
      These jerks apparently have never heard of the English or French Wars of Religion, or the Thirty Years War.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        The moment one particular brand of religion is state sanctioned, the lawsuits will fly. Once settled, the discussion will be over. This is a Hail Mary play to prop up some portion of his base. Therefore, it is a …

  • beatbort

    Please, Baron Trump, please turn out to be bigly gay.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      That’s his plan B. Plan A is revealing that Donnie isn’t his biological father.

    • William

      I actually worry about that kid. His mom is a porn actress, and his dad is well……I hope by some miracle he’s able to have a normal life. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/436caa5c67c3a0197040171d06cdd52f9987e22ecbfd30e24581523ff5473ca2.png

      • Ghenghis McCann

        What is it like, knowing your mother is a trophy wife and that you were only conceived to show that your aging father was still virile?

        • theblackdog

          No wonder he doesn’t seem to want to talk or interact.

      • Carole

        You know, I picture him as Richie Rich, but maybe he’ll turn out to be a great guy. My parents are both Massive Assholes, and I turned out relatively OK (debatable).

        • William

          I hope the kid makes it. It must be like having Hitler as your last name.

  • William
  • William

    For shame! Can’t you see that these good, God fearing conservatives are simply trying to protect the sanctity of marriage? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/79d852235e07ae04a6cc010233295b3683f5c4a2090f7a2e1855c68fef21e14f.jpg

    • Ghenghis McCann

      If only those marriages had just involved the four of them. There would be a few more happy people on the planet.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    So, if a Satanist was to refuse service to a Christian because of religious freedom, that would be OK? (That’s sarcasm, BTW.)

  • Jgb979

    Honestly the best response now is to hold off for a week till this gets shot down in court and then laugh in Donnie’s fat stupid face for failing yet again.

  • William
  • chascates

    Churches are people too, my friends. Dangerously crazy people.

  • Iron Monkey

    So much for the vaunted civilizing influence of Ivanka and hubby.

  • SweetDeeKat

    IAMAL, although a very crabby one this morning, and I smell federal injunctions in the air. TMI, but I am crabby because I am tired, and tired because my current caseload includes a bunch of widows and widowers and other sad people, and I am wearing out. Most don’t have enough money, and have health issues, and privately make me very grateful for how lucky I am.

  • Iron Monkey

    People who go to the opera and to recitals by their favorite singers have a saying “NGF” which means “No Gay Friends” when a singer at a recital takes the stage in a really hideous dress or terrible hair and make-up. Trump turns out so badly he must have the record for NGF.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      “Fix the tie, fix the suit, get your enormous ass to the gym, and for god’s sake, just shave your head. You’re not fooling anyone.”

    • theblackdog

      I’m remembering this phrase

    • Carole

      Queer eye for the straight guy did give the best tips.

  • Up In Smoke O’hontas

    There will be soooooo many lawsuits! Fuck these assholes with a pointy constitution.

  • The Librarian

    Hey, Asshat Government: Everyone is Gay. NO apologies.

  • WiscoJoe

    Yeah, but Trump once held an “LGBT flag” upside down, which some dumb hick I went to HS with keeps posting on FB to prove that us gays really just need to sit down and shut up and admit that Trump loves us most of all. Also, as my CATO loving cousin keeps telling me, “But some of Trump’s best friends were gay, like that Roy Cohn guy.”

    • Thaumaturgist

      Donald is flexible. Some of his friends are Joos. That doesn’t keep him from consorting with anti-Semites. No need to talk about the high regard he has for the blacks and browns. It’s just Donald.

    • Carole

      Dumb hicks in Wisconsin? Say it ain’t so, Joe!

      • WiscoJoe

        There are dumb hicks everywhere.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      If Roy Cohn really was one of The Donald’s best friends, Roy would have given him AIDS.

      Roy was one of The Donald’s mob mouthpieces. Strictly business.

  • Lefty Wright

    I’m disappointed in Donnie. Where is our bold, decisive leader relying on his gut instincts. Or pulling it out of his butt, same thing. Anyway, why is he wimping out and having attorneys put their mumbo jumbo in the EO. After all, it doesn’t look like he asked for advice on the other EOs and look how well those turned out.

  • Randy Riddle

    And this is what Trump is trying to make legal. See you in court, Cheeto.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/02/health/mississippi-funeral-home-gay-couple-lawsuit/

  • Kiri the Unicorn
    • Lefty Wright

      Like rock and roll, that was made to be played loud.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Loud enough to have rumblies in your tummy

  • WiscoJoe

    So, if this actually happens and is as bad as we all imagine it will be, I’m going to do whatever I can to have fun with it just to keep myself relatively sane. I’m going to announce that I’m gay everytime I enter a business and make a purchase, and then check with the manager to make sure that’s cool with them before I proceed.

    “Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order?”

    “Um, yeah, hi there. First off, I should tell you that I’m a homosexual. Can you please verify that that isn’t against your deeply held religious beliefs?”

    “Sure. Would you like fries with that?”

    • chicken thief

      We should all do that! If they serve just one…. or let them refuse 100% of their business.

  • Thaumaturgist

    A religious person who does neither drugs nor drinks can still get high by hystrionically unfriending sinners. To the most militant, nothing short of the Fifth Avenue Solution is satisfactory. In the USA, that treatment normally is reserved for abortion providers. Here, we usually make do with pizzas, wedding cakes and what-nots.

  • WiscoJoe

    I’ve thought about this issue a lot and am ready to offer a compromise on behalf of my fellow homesexual Americans. If your business is actually a person with deeply held religious beliefs that prohibit you from coexisting with actual people with deeply held needs to eat and sleep and wear clothing, then you should go ahead and hang a “No Homo” sign on your front window. (Language may vary). I guarantee I won’t spend my money at a business that clearly identifies themselves as being an asshole.

    • theblackdog

      Dad? Is that you?

      Actually my dad wanted them to have to hang a “No Homos/Queers Allowed” sign in a similar vein to the “No Blacks Allowed” signs back in the 50s

      • WiscoJoe

        Exactly. The burden of exposure should be on the business. I’m a gay guy. Am I expected to ask every business about their religious views on homosexuality before I make a transaction? If they don’t want me shopping there, they should have the courtesy to let me know before I walk in the door. If it’s their sincere religious belief, they should have no problem publicly expressing it.

        • theblackdog

          Exactly! As a fellow gay I want to know which businesses I should not patronize. Also I wonder how many of them would cry poverty and start a gofundme soon afterwards

          • ImGoingBacon

            AOT, K

    • Jamoche

      If they’ve put up a fish logo, that’s effectively the same thing.

      It’s also a sign that they’ll screw you over, even if they don’t object to anything about you.

      • BouncyFlyer

        Like my ex-landlord that had a “Smile, Jesus Loves you” sign on the front of his car. I’ve never seen a man less tolerant, more rigid, and more screamy than Mr. Jesus-lover was.

    • Grumpy Twat

      Maybe, if you are going to refuse certain groups, for whatever reason, you just shouldn’t start a business serving the public.

      • WiscoJoe

        I agree with that totally. I’m a huge supporter of public accomodation considerations and actually think they should be expanded. Like I said, this is my idea for a compromise.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Tempting as it is, that way cedes the basic point.

      If you can deny service to a minority for some cooked-up reason, then we are right back in Jim Crow era law.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      And then we can sit back and watch their business fail.

  • Iron Monkey

    Hold the outrage. Trump has never given anyone a reason to believe he will tell the truth about anything–it simply has never been an issue with him going back to the 1970s. Whether it is offering a modicum of protection for gay citizens, paying subcontractors or honoring his wedding vows, doing things right is simply one choice among many. And everyone has know this for 40 years. It seems strange to a person with any ethical standards but the chance of Trump lying or telling the truth is random.

    • capnkrunch

      Respectfully disagree. Trump hasn’t said anything about this, it was learned through leaks which have proven much more reliable than the liar-in-chief himself.

      In addition, while Trump has been wishy-washy in regards to his stance on LGTBQ rights, Pence has not. Nor has the right in general. Shitting on LGBTQ rights is straight up part of the Republican platform. Outrage is the proper response here.

    • capnkrunch

      Point goes to you. Thank goodness.

      • Iron Monkey

        I should have made myself more clear–not hard since my initial post was so poorly stated as to be incomprehensible. In writing”Hold the outrage” I was trying to say that we should waste energy on everything that Trump does that is harmful, hurtful or just evil since it is all he has ever done and all he ever will. When he acts as he always has it is just time to organize/resist more.

        All his actions are in the service of protection of capital of the very wealthy, either directly or in propitiating those whose support is needed to protect the rich–like rednecks who hate gay people.

        This probably doesn’t any more sense and I have been not plugged in on Wonkette for several days.

  • chicken thief

    It’s never a good sign when a bill is proposed by a guy who calls his wife “mother”.

    • Courser_Resistance

      In Jr. High, I had a friends whose dad called her mom, ‘Mom’, but it wasn’t really that weird. Then again, I don’t think he called her that outside of the home or in adult company. I seem to remember that when he talked to my parents, he’d say, “Mary & I…”

    • Noxious Resistance

      Like Uncle Ronnie.

  • Courser_Resistance

    I’ve always been deeply perplexed by the whole Anti-LGBTI antipathy. I was pretty conventionally religious as aa single thing about homosexuals and really only criticized the rich and callous. He preached kindness and compassion, healed the sick and stood up for the socially reviled. How Xians get off excoriating ANYONE deeply offends me.

    These days, I’m more Wiccan than Xian, largely because of this shit. I will not associate with bigots, misogynists and racists.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      WiXtian?

      • Courser_Resistance

        Sure, why not? Basically, I think all the gods that folks look to, worship, emulate, whatever, are essentially the same… entity. Not necessarily humanoid. It’s all basically difference faces for the same thing, whatever it is that works for their culture. Figure out what deity represents the values and priorities that speak to you, find what fits and go for it. Works for me, anyway, allowing me to honor whichever version of god the person next to me worships.

    • Carole
      • Courser_Resistance

        Yes, all horrifying danger signs! Kindness and empathy for all living things is absolutely HEATHEN!

      • khanurik

        Who knew Jesus was a witch…

        • Carole

          I guess that’s why the religious kooks executed him.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Pretty sure it starts with men who are closet gays, are afraid of being “weak,” so suppress it, and strike out at anyone else who’s living their life authentically. They’ve “chosen” to live a straight “lifestyle,” which is why they constantly use absurd terms like “choosing” to live a “gay lifestyle.” It’s the only way that even makes sense. There are also closet gays who attack gays as a cover. And if you’re that hateful, it’s an easy step to persuade others to go along with you and become the head of a “congregation,” especially of other people trying to suppress their sexual urges. Women who resent other women for living their lives, or, perhaps even more, who are jealous of women who are comfortable in their own skin or even just plain attractive enough to have active sex lives are also happy to join their fellow haters.

  • Nick Scroggs
  • theblackdog

    I’m adopting a “wait and see what comes out” attitude for now because there isn’t anything that I can do until the EO actually hits. It’s like how the ACLU has said they’re prepared to fight against it, but can’t file the lawsuit yet.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    I’m not sure Gorsuch would rule for this. He is a dick, but he also believes in the Constitution.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      My hope is that Justice Roberts and Justice Gorsuch remain on the side of the Constitution and drop kick this order into a garbage bin post haste.

  • alpacapunchbowl

    Mostly but not entirely OT: have y’all seen this fuckery where the Trumpsters have their knickers in a twist over Colbert’s joke the other night that the only thing Dolt 45’s mouth is good for is being Pootie’s cock holster? They’re calling for him to be fired because according to them that joke makes him a homophobe. Because they’re soooooo concerned about homophobia. It’d be kinda funny if we didn’t have the current BLT-hatin’ shit stains in the WH. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a46da15ed2d9b7e59af358cc425caf9f2ff41c0ee30e5aefe06dc03a9a99093f.gif

    • theblackdog

      It’s in a weird grey area for me, like I should be upset at Colbert’s joke because as a ‘mo I shouldn’t be tolerating a joke like that. However I would be a hypocrite because I’ve made similar jokes about 45 and his relations with Putin.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Yeah, I think most of us Wonkers would be considered homophobes since it is sort of a running joke around here. Hell, maybe one of Colbert’s writers lurks or posts here and lifted it from us. I also don’t think it’s implying gay stuff so much as it is pointing out that the Trumputin relationship is far too cozy.
        But that said, I’m a cisgender 98% straight woman so it’s really not my call to make.

        • Carole

          LOL. It’s only about 80% for me. I’m bi-curious in my old age.

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          I read it the same way, and I’m cisgender but 82% gay… so perhaps it’s kinda-sorta-maybe my call?

        • Jeffery Campbell

          I’m gay and you can make all the gay/blowjob/homo dick jokes you want. We are known for our well-developed sense of humor, after all. We appreciate that kind of thing from our own kind and our allies. However, if you don’t fall into those two categories, we’re not going to put up with your shit.

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            I didn’t even take it as homophobic. To me, he was just saying he’s sucking Putin’s dick, meaning that he’s completely Putin’s toy. He actually wasn’t saying anything homophobic.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Hah – is anybody outside of the wingnuttosphere paying attention?

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Ha yeah, doubtful. I saw it while perusing FaceySpacey on my morning commute. I went back so I could share the link and couldn’t even find it.

    • Bitter Scribe

      And don’t forget, Robert Byrd was in the KKK!

    • Jamoche

      If they think that’s his first dick joke, they haven’t been paying attention to his chalkboard.

    • Is it homophobic to suggest that the president is better off licking the metaphorical foreskin of his puppet master?

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Not in my book, but as far as I’m concerned he’d be better off doing almost anything other than the jackassery he calls presidenting.

      • HarpyLibtart

        See, I assumed he was implying a fiscal arrangement, a la Ailes and O’Reilly rather than a sexual preference – we ALL know the only person Trump actually WANTS to make the sexxytimes with is Ivanka.

  • paxpax

    Gay person AND a person of organized faith here (mainline Prot which several articles keep predicting our demise). Gay and religious aren’t mutually exclusive. Important to clarify that these are religi-fascists that wear the cloak of Christianity with a skewed understanding of it. There are more gay & religious than you might know – and most I know are part of the resistance.

    • theblackdog

      Same type of person here. Episcopal and attend a parish that is led by openly gay clergy along with at least 1/3 of the congregation being LGBT with many more allies. We are actively resisting where we can and we are beginning discussions about sanctuary for immigrants who feel threatened by Trump.

      • paxpax

        Episcopalian here as well. Your congregation sounds like my congregation

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          I just wrote that the Episcopal Church has become a truly Christian, liberal, loving church, then scrolled down to see this. Exactly. My best friend works with the Episcopal Diocese here in L.A. and is truly the most loving, accepting person I’ve ever met.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      How is it that the rest of us citizens have allowed this vocal minority to gain enough influence to even have such an order even contemplated? I know a few gay religious people such as yourself … are your voices not heard at all?

      From my Catholic schooling, I seem to remember Jesus as a bit more accepting of all people … did I miss a memo or something?

      • because Jesus told us we were not allowed to judge or to tell other people they were not being good Christians.
        Or some such

    • honeywest

      These people aren’t Christians at all. I never heard ONE word said against anyone in my little Lutheran church. NOT ONE. These are the fake Xtians who live by hate.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      The Episcopalians, also, have become a deeply liberal, caring, and truly Christian church. It’s the far-right wing Hatevangelists that are the problem here. They represent no kind of Christianity and really should be re-named.

      • Gregory Brown

        I call them the Christianistas.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          That’s a good one! I call them Christers. But Christianistas is better.

    • The only reason my wife isn’t a priest is that the local Anglican Church are still wringing their hands over whether they believe she should be allowed to be married to me or not.

  • motmelere

    Thank God I can finally keep all those apostates and heretics who call themselves Christian out of my beagle grooming shop; there is only one true faith!

    • Carole

      Pastafarianism?

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Amen. Hail his noodley greatness!

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          R’amen!

    • William

      Dog question.
      How do you keep them from biting you when you’re trying to clip their nails? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9eba85da5ae3d26f8ebb09c55c13bd329548ce1ed5da55bf44841aa025ed3684.jpg

      • Rickyphoo

        I just threw up in my mouth a little.

        • Pisto75666

          I just threw up on the floor, a lot.

    • khanurik

      Beagle-grooming is a faith? Ok, I’m on board with that…but I warn you, don’t ever let your well-groomed beagles make cakes for the gays

      • Carole

        Sure it is. My beagle is the Minister of the First Church of the Butt-Sniffing Nose and Musk-Emitting Anal Glands.

  • Mormos

    can we fight the religious zealots @ home before going to fight them abroad please?

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “Religious exercise” extends to “any act or refusal to act that is motivated by a sincerely held religious belief, whether or not the act is required or compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief.”

    *reaches for bourbon*

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      No need for despair…

      * Applies for position as minister with Universal Life Church *

      • Carole

        It’s easy. If Stevie Nicks can do it, I can do it!

        • dshwa

          I did it. Simplicity itself.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      “a system of CHRISTIAN religious belief,” of course. We will all have to join the Satanic Church–the Satanists are the only ones challenging this entire logic, with their “anti-abortion laws are violating MY religion, which includes bodily autonomy.”

      • Gregory Brown

        I’m always cheering on the Satanists when they use these fucked up laws to shit all over the fake christians.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I’ve got about as much sympathy for the LGBLT Trump voters as I do for all the other Trump voters who have discovered that all his bluster and hatred actually applied to them and their lives- which is exactly ZERO

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Yeah, they are either remorselessly stupid, or worse, somehow thinking they’re “the good ones,” not like those other “bad” ones.

  • Carole

    I wonder if I can use this law to stipulate on my organ donor card that my organs not be donated to right-wing Christians or people who voted for Trump.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      I want to use it to stipulate that mine ARE. Have fun with my gay liver, or what’s left of it.

      • Carole

        Excellent.

    • Parakeetist

      Me too.

    • Carole

      I got an email from LifeSource asking me to donate blood to the people of Pennsylvania. Not so fast, I said. If some Pennsyltuckian Trumper wants my blood, he or she can bloody well pay for it. The free market is a bitch.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    What’s with these so-called Christians’ desperate need to hate somebody? When hating blacks and jews went out of fashion, they moved on to gays, and now trans people.
    “Who would Jesus hate?” is never asked out loud, but you have to wonder…

    • Them. Jesus would hate them. The thing he railed against the most was hypocrisy and putting money into religion. He did all the parables and preachings about that stuff!

      • Gregory Brown

        If Jesus were alive today he’s sue their dumb asses for using his name without permission under false pretenses.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          If Jesus were alive today, his followers would have him up on a cross so fast it would make his head spin.

          • Gregory Brown

            Roger that. Except we’d save the Savior from the “Christians.”

          • nightmoth

            OH! Well said.

  • uhm…they did erase the gay from the whitehouse website. And climate change also. And most of the EPA stuff as well!

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Yes, but only in reality. In WingnutLand, they did not.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Of course.

  • LiPao

    “Who do I have to hate to be your friend?”
    —Tom Smothers

  • Jeffery Campbell

    I will see these motherfuckers on the barricades! I don’t say this lightly. I did not get to be a nearly 60 year old gay man, who survived the AIDS epidemic, lost all his friends, suffered discrimination and all the rest of it just so these ignorant, immoral, assholes can take away any of the rights we have fought for. I will do what it takes even to the last if that is what it takes. Damn them.

    • hell yeah! I am not the gay, but I will be upon the barricade with you because fuck these people is why. We are ALL citizens or none of us are, enough of this pick and choose shit.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Agreed! I am not the gay either, but I watched all a whole generation of beautiful, talented, lovely boys die because that pig Reagan wouldn’t even provide the most basic information about this new “gay flu” and allowed it to become an epidemic, and I watched my dear friends being discriminated against, then, and now, and it WILL NOT STAND. Mighty Mouse will join you! As A Jen B says, we are ALL citizens and we are ALL humans. Cruelty will NOT win.

    • Gregory Brown

      Well said. I’m not gay, but I’ll join you on the barricades also too. My sister-in-law’s wife is a darling woman, and I’d defend her against any of these fake Christian scheisskopfs.

    • The Wanderer

      Aux barricades! For my youngest niece and her wife!

  • honeywest

    Oh for fuck’s sake. GROW UP, Jesus Krispies.

  • khanurik

    OK, here’s what I don’t understand about this whole “deeply-held religious beliefs” thingey. I’m 68 and I grew up in the Baptist church and am still a follower of Jesus because he said nice things about the poors and the hoors and the whole loving-your- neighbor thing My parents were both Sunday school teachers and one of my best friends was the son of a Baptist preacher and so I spent a lot of my misspent (allegedly) youth tagging along with him to various religious functions. But it was not until like 2 years ago that I ever learned that baking cakes for the gays was a sin! Deeply-held religious beliefs my ass (sorry Jesus).

    • empf

      They made up their own rules.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        And their own Bible.

        • Gregory Brown

          Not at all. They don’t need to make up anything. What they do is to coldly ignore the New Jesus book, and instead follow the Old, angry vengeful God Daddy book.

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            But selectively, of course. And inventing parts of it as well.

          • Gregory Brown

            Yeah, they’re a bunch of cherry-pickin’ liars. By the way, nice one with Purrsisted.

        • Peripatetic Poltroon
    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Ahhhh… I see your problem. You don’t understand because you follow Actual Bible Jesus, who never said anything about The Gheys and the BLTs. These folks follow Buff Nordic Jeebus, who made it very clear that sluts should be shamed, poors should be scolded, and The Gheys should be without baked goods for all eternity.

      • SisterArtemis

        Yeah, I don’t remember Jesus saying anything about Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches either. But maybe that’s cuz of the bacon part…. probably not real big of an issue when he was around.

        • The Wanderer

          Back then it was the MLT, mutton, lettuce and tomato.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        And guns. American Jeebus loves guns and doesn’t mind if you put a cap in someones ass as long as you aren’t brown.

  • empf

    I think we need to band together and do everything possible to drive some of these out of the market. I know there are s lot of small towns. Can we figure out a way to ship a cake or s friendly minister or knitting needles or what have you so we don’t have to give these jerks one of our many dimes?

  • Lizernst

    Why can’t grotesquely stupid fundamentalist Christians just do what other Americans have done forever to avoid doing business with, renting to, hiring, or allowing the target of their bigotry to join their clubs? When a gay couple asks a grotesquely stupid fundamentalist Christians floral arranger to do their wedding, just say you’re booked solid that weekend. That’s right, lie. It’s been the American way since, like, forever.

    • Carole

      I think they say yes, then say no when they find out about the gay. That’s how they keep getting caught.

    • TootsStansbury

      Or, you know, maybe not be a bigoted asshole.

    • HarpyLibtart

      Because the only thing that motivates these people more than filthy lucre is the chance to be self-righteously judgmental – it’s not properly Christian unless you’ve made a big song and dance about how you’re doing it for Jesus.

  • MOG253

    Sadly, none of this should surprise anyone. #TrumpLies

  • Suse

    But if gays are sexual assaulters, like this POS, Drumpf gladly welcomes them into his administration.

    “A political appointee hired by the Trump administration for a significant State Department role was accused of multiple sexual assaults as a student several years ago at The Citadel military college. Steven Munoz was hired by the Trump administration as assistant chief of visits, running an office of up to 10 staffers charged with the sensitive work of organizing visits of foreign heads of state to the U.S. That includes arranging meetings with the president.”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/trump-administration-hires-official-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-five-men/

    • Gregory Brown

      Just another day in Bizzarro World.

  • nightmoth

    I would bring this up with my Log Cabin acquaintance, who shocked me a few weeks ago, but I’ll bet his husband is already raising hell with him. Hope so, anyway.

  • Jonny On Maui

    Why do the superstitious need special protection?

    • Stulexington

      Because they’re stupid and make bad decisions. Why does superstition need special protection is my question.

      • Gregory Brown

        Because it appeals to the stupid, who make bad decisions. Wait, did I just go in a circle?

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Here’s a sign I’d like to see:

    “If you’re a Christian, keep walking. We don’t serve your kind here.”

    • Basically how I live my life. I’m an anti-bigot bigot.

  • Me not sure

    I know of no gay man who would submit a flag that carelessly done. It would have machine embroidered letters at the very least. That flag looks like something that either the cat dragged in, or that I did myself.

    • Carole

      Also, most LGBT people I know can apostrophize correctly. It’s a false flag. Heh.

      • Me not sure

        So, apostates too, eh? I knew it!

  • SeeTrain65

    Go ahead and do it, Cheeto. Gay men will retaliate.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6846855/gay-men-will-marry-your-girlfriends

  • PixieThis

    Serious question – does this allow me to refuse service or whatever to RWNJ christians? I want to keep those creepy perverts away from my family.

    • UpstateNYObserver

      Turnabout is fair play. By and large they ain’t got the economic wherewithal to hit back either.

    • valgalky23

      Absolutely. And this point should be demonstrated in every way possible.

  • Zyxomma

    Any gay person who votes Republican should have her/his head examined by a competent psychiatrist.

    • cats530

      The same goes for any woman who votes repuke.

    • UpstateNYObserver

      They’ve redefined the concept of self-loathing if they still vote this way.

    • valgalky23

      It’s going to take a lot of self restraint for me next time I see a gay friend of mine who voted for trump because she had a bug up her ass about illegal immigrants coming to take one of her higher skilled jobs. And yes, she’s vegetarian.

      • richardgrabman

        So, she’s a member of a minority, and wants to discriminate against other minorities? Well…. isn’t… that… special?

        • valgalky23

          Blows the mind. I tried that very argument with her (as well as who she thought would harvest her dietary choice) but…she’s bull headed. i think it may have to do with her father being a staunch Reagan worshiping R and she wanted to be accepted by him despite her lifestyle choice. But he’s been dead since the late W years so I dunno……I do believe she has buyers remorse but haven’t talked to her much lately. For obvious reasons.

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Are you telling me that a lesbian voted for Trump? A capital-L lesbian?! Just wait till the next committee meeting!

        • valgalky23

          Yep. Not only that, she begged me to go to a …to a….ugh…..to a….trump rally! aaggggghhhh! It was March of last year. No one would else would go and I’m political and she’s not was her point on asking me. She’s done a lot of house repair for me so I grudgingly went. (I used to date her brother so we’re pretty close) Conditions were that we stayed in the back close to an exit door. It was actually pretty horrifically interesting and I’m a photographer so I got great photos of the worse than People of Walmart crowd and of the jack booted thugs throwing people out at Agent Organge’s request. A few of those are in court these days with nice little lawsuits. One is now suing trump because trump lied about his promise to pay his court costs, lol. Silver lining is I’m pretty sure she gets it now and has buyer’s remorse and that POTUS elections with Rs vs Ds is not like choosing your favorite basketball team. She really is a great person, very kind, very helpful, a good friend, can fix any household problem and do great landscaping, she just didn’t get it and years of brainwashing from her late father. Talked to her twice since the election, once on her b-day and the other day regarding a Derby invite I declined because I’m sick as a dog this week. I could tell she was sheepish in our convo, and I’m going to have to forgive her eventually. :-)

          • Jeffery Campbell

            Well of course you are and you should. Sounds like the repairative therapy is coming along.

    • The old joke – gay Republicans beat themselves up in the car park.

    • They vote Republican because of money.

  • Jgb979
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    We need to go back to the time-honored tradition of shaving the heads of anybody who fucks/fellates a Nazi/generic modern Nazi equivalent.

  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    those first two paragraphs need to go into high school history books.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    I have been mercilessly bullied, shunned, discriminated against in employment and housing, humiliated and physically assaulted because I am gay. I have gained a resiliency beyond anything these assholes could imagine. FUCK WITH ME!

  • Truck Fump, of course, but a question:

    Can the President actually, legally make an executive order that affects ANYTHING but the Executive branch or the federal government?

    Because I don’t think that this thing is in any way legal, or anything but a proclamation.

  • phoenix00

    That slimy, fake Christian piece of curdled dog shit

    You forgot “overstuffed insecure Q-tip”

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