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It sounds like the #Resistance might be working again, sorta kinda! Reports have been swirling since Friday that Sebastian Gorka (whatever you do, don’t call him “Doctor Gorka”), the Hungarian Nazi who might have become a U.S. citizen under false pretenses, and whose “Ph.D” is, ahem, not actually a Ph.D by American standards, may be losing his job as a counter-terrorism adviser in the White House. It’s not that he’s not qualified for the position — after all, he WAS a Breitbart editor. It’s just that, you know, he’s a fucking Nazi and stuff. And he doesn’t seem to have the appropriate security clearance, which is probably Obama’s fault somehow. (He couldn’t get one in Hungary either. Unfair!)

Anyway, the Daily Beast reported on this Friday afternoon:

The Trump administration is actively exploring options to remove controversial national security aide Sebastian Gorka from the White House and place him at another federal agency, multiple sources tell The Daily Beast.

Two senior administration officials familiar with the situation say it is exploring a new role for Gorka elsewhere in the administration. Another said he has been entirely excluded from day-to-day policy-making at the National Security Council in the meantime.

Gorka’s looming departure from the White House, which one of the sources described as imminent, comes amid mounting controversy over his involvement with a far-right Hungarian group notorious for its collaboration with the Nazi regime during the second world war.

Wait, he’s getting kicked out of the White House, but not out of the United States government? We don’t want to issue any sweeping condemnations, but there SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE. We don’t care if they find him a job opening love letters to Melania, a job he probably doesn’t have the clearances or education to do anyway.

CNN followed up Monday morning, reporting simply that its sources say Gorka “is expected to find an opportunity outside the White House soon,” and “it’s possible he would take another job in the administration, but … it’s more likely he will leave altogether.” We certainly hope so!

The Daily Beast notes that if Gorka’s ass gets kicked to the curb, it’s probably because, without clearances or employable skills, he’s literally just sitting around the White House smelling his own farts, while the American people keep yelling at the administration because THERE IS LITERALLY A NAZI IN THE WHITE HOUSE OH MY GOD:

One source described the situation to The Daily Beast as “a pain in the ass.” Gorka, the source said, has been “biding his sweet time,” with virtually no official substantive duties and or role in White House decision-making. […]

But the controversies dogging Gorka have created headaches for a number of White House officials, and his apparent inability to participate in high-level policy discussions means keeping him on requires weathering bad press without any real upside.

Apparently, the only thing worse than having a regular Nazi in the White House is having a LAZY, USELESS NAZI in the White House. (Steve Bannon’s job is still safe as far as we know, by the way.)

Of course, Gorka’s departure will be a great loss for America, because he is such an expert on Muslims, an expert who happens to wear Nazi medals and whom Nazi-affiliated groups claim as a member.

Also, Trump will lose such a great spokesman, a guy who says things like this on television to Sean Hannity, with a straight face:

The era of the pajama boy is over January 20. And the alpha males are BACK.

LOLOLOLOL every time we watch that clip we lose it giggling, because “Doctor” Gorka is A VERY SERIOUS PERSON a ginormous pussy.

Anyway, goodbye “Doctor” Gorka, we hope! Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

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  • MynameisBlarney

    I thought they gave him the boot over the weekend.

  • Nounverb911
  • dslindc

    I, also too, would like to be paid for a job “. . . with virtually no official substantive duties.”

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    He seems to be cultivating the look of a 1960s Sci-Fi B-movie villain. I’d like to see Emma Peel give that guy a karate kick to the head.

    • DainBramage
      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        I’ll take two, please.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Diana Rigg is like bacon. Everything’s better with Diana.

        • DainBramage

          She’s why In her Majesty’s Secret Service is my favorite Bond film.

          • SterWonk

            I actually preferred On Her Majesty’s Secret Service myself.

          • DainBramage

            Oops! Brain fart…

      • Stinky_Hole

        “Queen of Sin”. That is all.

    • With a name like “Sebastian Gorka”, how could he not?

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    The Daily Beast notes that if Gorka’s ass gets kicked to the curb, it’s probably because, without clearances or employable skills, he’s literally just sitting around the White House smelling his own farts

    Well, that would make him the least damaging member of the Administration so far.

  • memzilla Ω

    … there SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE.

    Unless he’s a rocket scientist. Is he a rocket scientist? No? Then RAUS MIT!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Oh, that guy? Werner von Herzog or somebody?

      • vivian

        Klemperer. Warner Klemperer.

  • Crystalclear12

    The Trump administration is actively exploring options to remove controversial national security aide Sebastian Gorka from the White House and place him at another federal agency, multiple sources tell The Daily Beast.

    I just had a vision of a whole lot people standing up and saying: “Not it!”

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      “He will be assigned to whoever does not avert their eyes fast enough.”

  • jesterpunk

    Ok websites like the atlantic do not need to defend this guy. We seriously can stop with the “teach the controversy” bullshit, some people and ideas are just wrong and shouldnt be defended.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/05/gorka-radical-islam-counterterrorism/524913/

  • Antonin Dvorak

    From the people who brought you “Arugula-Eaters” comes the next new exciting insult: “Pajama Boy”.

    • snark-lurker

      doz it come with a dancing baby?

    • efoveks

      You know who eats arugula? Cindy Crawford. I’ll bet she wears pajamas, too. AND she’s good-looking.

      More importantly, she could also kick Gorka’s ass any day, cause 24 Hour Fitness, baby!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Is that an arugula in your pajamas, or are you happy to see me?

  • schmannity

    Doctor Gorka, it hurts when I seig heil Der Trumpf. What do you think it is?

  • dslindc
  • Vecchioivan
    • dslindc

      I’m suddenly no longer hungry for lunch.

    • Bill D. Burger

      The great white alpha whale.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        So where is Ahab?

    • DainBramage

      Does he have someone follow him around with a box of Krispy Kremes?

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      Is he standing somewhere behind Schlump Tower in those pics?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      To be fair, he’s blonder than Hitler.

      • memzilla Ω

        To be fair, nobody ever gives Hitler enough credit for killing Hitler.

    • schmannity

      What an ass! His butt is huge too.

    • kindness

      Alpha male? Alpha MALE???? Look at that pic. Trump can’t be an Alpha male. He can’t even see his own (reportedly very tiny) dick because his gut is so bloated.

      • Vecchioivan

        The long tie is to help him find it.

  • elviouslyqueer
  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    OT: CNN reporting White House is “convinced” they have the votes to push that shambling health care abomination through the House.

    • snark-lurker

      lmao x 2

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Yeah, well, they were also convinced both their Muslim bans would pass muster.

  • memzilla Ω
  • Randy Riddle

    “…here SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE.”

    Donnie Goldentoiletseats has installed so many mouth-breathing, incompetent, Brietbart Nazi phlegmballs around the Executive Branch, that it will take more than four years to catch them in rat traps and kick them to the curb.

  • schmannity

    Hey Gorka, they’re playing your song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1iu2uGtlBw

  • Vincent Ricola

    What is a “pajama boy?”

    I’d google it, but I don’t want to end up with stacks of Nazi junk mail when my ISP sells my browser history.

    • efoveks

      “”Pajama Boy” is a derisive term for a photograph posted online in 2013 by the American political organization Organizing for Action (OFA) of one of its employees, Ethan Krupp,[1] in support of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as Obamacare.”

      From Wikipedia. :)

      • efoveks

        Because healthcare is for sissies and takers.

        • Vincent Ricola

          I should’ve known it was something stupidly unfunny. Thank you for your service.

        • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

          Until it’s their asses that get sick.

        • peteywheats

          Why buy insurance when you can steal the gold fillings from Jews’ teeth if you need to see a doctor?

      • PubOption

        Thanks for the explanation.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Trump has introduced a new twist to the idea of “jack-booted federal thugs”.

    • therblig

      has verunka revealed her new line of jack boots?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “If we start checking people’s qualifications…pretty soon I’m out of a job.”
    — Donald Trump

  • Mpeg

    Eh – – Gorka Security are getting more scarce at Buckingham palace too. Some longstanding traditions simply don’t carry the same priority into the modern century.
    Wait, what? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/14/14/3E42689600000578-4312818-image-a-14_1489502817556.jpg

    • Paul

      Read a great story about the ferocious Gurkhas a while back. Don’t know whether it’s true, but shows how well respected they are. Supposedly a bunch of Gurkhas were informed that their training in England would involve a jump from a plane at 2,000 feet.

      There was much consternation and talking among them. When asked about their discussion, one explained that they thought 1,000 feet would better suit their first jump. You see, nobody told them about parachutes.

      Those are some hard ass men. Don’t fuck with them.

    • Jo Mathie

      Yeah, us Brits fully support the Gorka Soldiers. There’s been a lot of us and quite a few celebrities like Joanna Lumley and Kate Adie campaigning for them and have got the Widows pensions rule sorted years ago so that they are properly supported as they should be.
      “The new Armed Forces Pension Scheme, due for implementation in April 2015, is a unique opportunity to simplify a complex and unfair system and introduce a common rule for all Service widows from that date, avoiding 40 more years of misery for those affected.”

      As many as 300,000 widows will claim pensions over the next forty years through the current policy.”
      It was implemented quickly because it is the right thing to do.

  • Ezio

    Isn’t this the Nazi dude who likes to pretend he’s a Hungarian count or something?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      One false credential, ha, ha, ha, and that ‘PhD’ two false credentials, ha, ha, ha…”
      — A ‘Real’ Hungarian Count

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Jeez, you refer to President Trump as ‘Mein Fuhrer’ one time…OK all the time, but still.”
    — Sebastian Gorka

    • jesterpunk

      Actually that is a Trump family “joke” and no I am not joking.

      http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2015/07/donald-ivana-trump-divorce-prenup-marie-brenner

      Donald Trump appears to take aspects of his German background seriously. John Walter works for the Trump Organization, and when he visits Donald in his office, Ivana told a friend, he clicks his heels and says, “Heil Hitler,” possibly as a family joke.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Reality outpaces satire again, Fuck these people.

        • jesterpunk

          The worst part is that isnt even a recent interview its from 1990.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I’ve been on the Secret Service’s shit list ever since I opined that “the furor should die down soon”.

      • therblig

        let’s hope the secret service is more brains than braun.

        • eggsacklywright

          Their krupp runneth over.

  • schmannity
    • Ezio

      “HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS CLUB” is an appropriate reference here.

      • snark-lurker

        he got his

    • eggsacklywright

      Ed Grimly precursor.

  • Bill D. Burger

    3rd Grade:

    Teacher: “Little Donny have you finished your paper on Andrew Jackson?”
    Lil’ Donny Trump: “Yes. I worked very, very hard.”
    Teacher: “Read it for us, please.”

    ” [Jackson] was a swashbuckler. But when his wife died, did you know he visited her grave every day? I visited her grave actually, because I was in Tennessee.

    And it was amazing. The people of Tennessee are amazing people. They love Andrew Jackson. They love Andrew Jackson in Tennessee.

    I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later, you wouldn’t have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart. And he was really angry that — he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War. He said, “There’s no reason for this.” People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War — if you think about it, why? People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”
    The End

    (Just removed the interviewer questions. The rest is exact.
    Still hard to believe that bastard is the president.)

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      The writing featured on my son’s 2nd grade class display board is better than this. For real.

    • DainBramage
      • Phoenixdoglover

        I can’t get enough of this. LOL!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Teacher: “Can you point to Tennessee on this map of the United States, Little Donny?”
      Little Donny: “You can’t make me.”

    • therblig

      heard 3 prez’s talking about coal this morning on npr – bush, obama, and trumpy. trumpy did the impossible and actually made bush sound statesmanlike with a command (or at least an understanding) of the issues, balancing jobs and the environment. trumpy just went echolalia on “clean coal, clean coal, clean coal”.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Sebastian is a terrific individual…just great. His recipe for Hungarian Gulag is the best in the world.”
    — Donald Trump

  • Ezio

    “The era of the pajama boy is over January 20. And the alpha males are BACK.”

    Does anyone else notice how revealing it is that alt-righters have this obsession with constantly affirming to themselves that they are “alpha males” and everyone else is a cuck?

    • tomamitai

      They also all think that being “manly” means being an asshole.

    • DainBramage

      I’m wondering when Donnie will mail each and every one of us an Electoral College 2016 map.

      • therblig

        you’ll get one the day before election day 2018 that shows how you voted “tomorrow”.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        I’m surprised he hasn’t thought of it yet.

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      *whispers* …psssst, hey assholes, the more you have to repeat it, the more obvious it becomes that it isn’t true…

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I don’t tend to think of “alpha males” as grossly overweight white guys in polyester, but that’s just me.

      • SeeTrain65

        And alphas actually attract mates.

        • Thaumaturgist

          Once we Make America Great Again, alphas will have the freedom to buy the wife who fits their needs.

          • Naytch

            I thought we were building robots to do all of the unpleasant tasks humans don’t want to do?

        • SecludedCompound

          This is precisely the point: these guys are people that are basically being removed form the societal marketplace, so they’re getting mad and whine-punching about it. Getting mad because you’re being shunned form the pack doesn’t make you an alpha-anything, it makes you genetic offal.

      • Ezio

        Especially obese white males in polyester who think every single Hollywood movie is promoting a race-mixing anti-white agenda and they cry about it on twitter.

    • SecludedCompound

      You mean, even when it’s very obvious that, by their own standard of maleness, they’re very much not alpha? Why yes, we have noticed that!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    We don’t want to issue any sweeping condemnations, but there SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE

    Wernher von Braun libel!
    UPDATE: Beaten by memzilla down there vvvvv

  • I don’t feel bad for him. This will open up more free time for him to spend raving at Captain America before eating a face full of shield.

    • Ezio

      Unfortunately, a writer at Marvel named Nick Spencer just did a thing where he wrote Steve Rogers as being a Hydra (Nazi) agent all along. It’s causing a whole bunch of controversy over at Marvel, and rightfully so.

      • Ugh… fucking comics, man.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          They could be riding high off the success of the MCU….and instead, it’s bullshit like this.

          • Ezio

            Considering Ike Perlmutter, one of the top guys at Marvel, hangs out with Donald Trump sometimes, it’s not exactly a shock. They just blamed female and non-white characters for their low sales a couple weeks ago.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            How about not having a company-wide crossover event every six months, dickheads. Try that.

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            And not derailing characters right and left to create “controversy”. Yes, Iron Man is a egotist and a narcissist. He’s not a maniac.

          • Rags

            no, that would be 4-5

          • The next cross over should be about Deadpool realizing that there are too many crossovers and setting out to murder all of the writers before they create a new one based on Rise of the Planet of the Squirrel Girls.

          • Ezio

            I honestly would be totally okay if Marvel didn’t have to have every character crossing over with each other all the time.
            Like if they kept Carol Danvers and Hulk in one universe and Daredevil and The Punisher in another, I’d be fine with it.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Seriously. The way to build fans is to give people a way to follow a character they like, without dragging in a lot of bullshit from elsewhere. Just tell good stories about interesting characters. Please!

          • Ezio

            They tried that with the Ultimate comics, even though those aren’t around anymore. At least we got Miles Morales out of it.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Well, what killed the Ultimate Universe more than anything, IMHO, was crossover events like Ultimatum.

          • Ezio

            Also, it never made sense to me that the X-Men are despised for their powers because of how they were born but somehow the Avengers aren’t. But I guess bigotry is irrational.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            To be fair, I think that a team of mutants being “like the Avengers” was part of Xavier’s idea on how to create good will. Of course, exactly what the X-Men are “for” has varied over time.

          • therblig

            there’s a raging (or what passes for raging) discussion on our local JC message board on just that subject, as it relates to Kamala Khan, JC’s own muslim ms. marvel. the resident knuckledraggers are citing lagging sales and blaming diversity.

          • Ezio

            I mean you can’t blame diversity on that one. Kamala has gotten more accolades in just a few years as Ms. Marvel than Carol Danvers ever has in her entire 40+ year history.

          • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

            Are they gonna make Wonder Woman a submissive housewife next?

      • PubOption

        The things you Lerna…

  • exinkwretch

    “New role in the Administration” = “hosing off Bannon once a week and emptying his garbage cans.”

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Bannon detail again?!?!

  • Jo Mathie

    “his apparent inability to participate in high-level policy discussions”
    Isn’t that all of congress including Trump?
    Oh well.
    Not like there’s sort of high stakes here..

  • Dr Skwerl B-bart MI-6 Expert

    SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE.
    Phoenix Field ground support might have an opening.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Airfield

  • calliecallie
  • Latverian Diplomat

    Future Historian: With certain members of the administration increasingly an embarrassment to the Trump, the ‘Night of the Long Golf Clubs’ purge became inevitable.

    • Crank Tango

      There isn’t Rohm for everyone, apparently.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “Que SA, SA”

      • Me not sure

        I’m just Goring to ignore that.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        When in Rohm……
        …watch out for the long knives.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          If the long knives are already in Rohm…it’s too late to watch out?

        • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

          Only in March

      • Swampay

        That joke should be fed to the Goebbels

    • SeeTrain65

      “Night of the Long Irons.”

    • therblig

      meanwhile, Melon endures another “night of the short putter”

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Donald hates it when she calls sex “his short game”.

        • Rags

          assumes activities not in evidence

    • Me not sure
  • jesterpunk

    I posted this as a reply to someone else but it deserves its own comment too. This is
    from a 1990 vanity fair interview with Donald and Ivana Trump.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2015/07/donald-ivana-trump-divorce-prenup-marie-brenner

    Donald Trump appears to take aspects of his German background seriously.
    John Walter works for the Trump Organization, and when he visits Donald
    in his office, Ivana told a friend, he clicks his heels and says, “Heil Hitler,” possibly as a family joke.

  • PubOption

    Perhaps he could get a job in one of the states. Illinois comes to mind.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Peter Yarrow has not aged well.

    • SeeTrain65

      For that joke, “hang down your head.”

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Oh, go tell it to the mountain.

        • SeeTrain65

          “Oh, if I had a hammer …”

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      No worries, he’s leavin’ on a jet plane any day now.

    • RadFacJack Tenhet

      Don’t think twice, It’s all right.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Well, maybe he’s getting fired because he’s a totalitarian and they just want an authoritarian. And now, some old NSFW links, back when they thought homosexuality was “a disease corrupting our children.”

    https://archive.org/details/ReportJan1964

    http://ufdc.ufl.edu/UF00004805/00001

  • Craic
    • Me not sure

      Mifune would so cut a bitch.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Mifune is the man!

        • Me not sure

          Eastwood owes his career to that guy’s style.

      • SeeTrain65

        Tajômaru certainly would.

    • SeeTrain65

      Funny, I just watched Rashomon again last night, and I did so after seeing my brother watching his Simpsons DVD featuring this joke:

      Marge: “Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon!”
      Homer: “That’s not how I remember it.”

      • Me not sure

        Have you seen “The Hidden Fortress”?

        • SeeTrain65

          I have not. In fact, I’d only seen “Rashomon” a few years ago, but I was impressed.

          Also embarrassed to say I’ve never seen “The Seven Samurai.”

          • Me not sure

            Seeing Kurosawa’s work will be like viewing an opening flower then. The new Filmstruck streaming service from TCM and Criterion is great, and a good place to start

          • Craic

            “Dersu Uzala” is the bee’s knees. Absolutely love it.

          • Me not sure

            I recommend “Ran”, an adaptation of “King Lear” that is epic in scope. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/017cca6f25b8bbbdabaed3c214caa94477b5aa1abd3a3de2589852efda7630a3.jpg

          • Craic

            Yarp. And “Kagemusha” could use a little more love.

          • Me not sure

            I really can’t think of a bad one.

          • Grumpy Twat

            Kagemusha gets plenty of love from me.

          • RadFacJack Tenhet

            Don’t be embarrassed, I’ve only seen “Ghosts” myself.

  • Jennifer R

    Getting fired into a government job that doesn’t require a security clearance.

  • Prof. T. Green Bastard
  • geoffalnutt

    It’s the old regime-shell game. That’s all. Bannon? Still here, too. It simply takes the spotlight off key players. A lot of what is coming out of Trump is still Bannon. Life goes on.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    He can head up the Zyklon B division over at HUD.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Hebrew
      Unburdening
      Division?

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      As the main test bunny?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Seb has this teensy weensy problem with a highly suspect CV.

  • Ezio

    Sebastian Gorka looks like Tim Curry* and Steve Bannon had a baby and this was the result.

    *With apologies to Tim Curry

  • Thaumaturgist

    The real “pain in the ass” in the White House isn’t Dr. Gorka.

  • Swampay

    Loved Dead Souls Oh wait. Never mind.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “Gorka Park” was a good read also too.

      • RadFacJack Tenhet

        “I’m used to dealing with the dead. The only emotion I feel about one of these is a faint hope it may be a Party official.”

  • RadFacJack Tenhet

    I only have this to say to “doctor” Mindbender Gorka.

    “Bye bye mein lieber herr
    farewell mein lieber herr
    it was a fine affair, but now it’s over.”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • jesterpunk

    OT but that isnt how this works.You are the president, if you say something it matters. If you want to make up conspiracy theories then resign and go hang out with Alex Jones.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/01/us/politics/trump-cbs-interview.html?_r=0

    WASHINGTON — President Trump cut short an interview with the host of “Face the Nation” on CBS after being asked about his unsubstantiated claim that President Barack Obama wiretapped his campaign, saying he was entitled to his own “opinions.”

    • SeeTrain65

      Infantile to the last.

    • RadFacJack Tenhet

      Yeah, sure, everyone’s entitled to their opinions, but you can’t govern on opinion. You need facts to govern. Hard, cold, immutable facts. You can’t legislate on anything but facts.

      Idiot! him, not you, if that wasn’t clear.

  • Craic

    What’s that little pin on his lapel? Goose-stepper bling? What is is with these idiots and their little clubs? They wear their butthurt on their sleeves…

    • Jennifer R

      Nazi honor league he is a member of.

      • jesterpunk

        So he got a participation trophy for being a Nazi?

        • Craic
        • Jennifer R

          IIRC he got in because his father was in.

          • ariel_gee_398

            Oh, so he’s a legacy Nazi. Is that like being raised Scientologist versus converting as an adult?

          • Craic

            No, they need to be isolated for a few years so they can pupate in their own inadequacy, usually right around the age everyone else is getting laid.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Affirmative action for Nazis. It’s the only way these assholes ever get anywhere in life.

          • Craic

            Signifyin’ a dumbass…

  • kindness

    I’m so old I remember when right wingers hated Nazis. Yes, I am that old.

    • Jim Johnson

      I’m old enough to remember hating the John Birch Society. Now, we hate the Koch Brothers. Hate moves in mysterious ways.

  • Nockular cavity

    He ought to be shit-canned for that obnoxiously snotty posh-boy English accent alone, miles before you ever get to the Nazi association.

    • eggsacklywright

      Nazi Spice.

  • Mike

    The weird thing is this asshole has failed at most everything he’s ever attempted yet he keeps getting promoted to an even higher position…WTF…?

    • natoslug

      He’s an inspiration for unqualified white men everywhere, not just unqualified Nazis!

    • CripesAmighty

      Republican meritocracy.

    • Mavenmaven

      Das Nazi Peter Prinzip

    • Craic

      Shit floats.

    • RadFacJack Tenhet

      “Warum hast du Umzug nach Brasilien?!”– Us.

      “Weiter den Kampf der mein fuhrer!”– AOT,K!

  • Jamoche

    He really does look like half the classic Mission:Impossible villains from their “unnamed tiny Eastern Bloc countries.”

    • Craic

      Gorkastan?

    • eggsacklywright

      Needs moar gold braid and fake medals.

  • Nockular cavity

    there SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE.

    “Oh, NOW you tell me.”
    -Dr. Werner Von Braun

    • LucindathePook

      “Once rockets go up
      Who cares where they come down
      That’s not my department,”
      Says Werner von Braun
      —— Tom Lehrer, natch

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      it’s not rocket science…

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  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    On another site, I asked a right winger what the “v” stood for in Gorka’s name. His response, “I don’t know and I don’t care.” Yep. The willfully ignorant have won. We are fucked. And no, you may not hold my beer. I’m drinking it.

  • Craic

    Gorka’s little prison merkin looks good on him.

  • The parking lot is too full. There’s no place for Gorky to park.
    http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    This departure sure has been being telegraphed for a while…

  • Red Bird Ω

    What is a pajama boy?

    • Nockular cavity

      Some stock-photo millennial kid in pj’s used in an Obamacare ad years ago. He was reviled for being insufficiently “alpha,” and the fascist snowflakes have apparently never gotten over this microagression.

  • Paperless Tiger

    He could still be useful. Give him some bricks and show him where the wall goes.

  • SayItWithWookies

    He may not be qualified for an actual White House staff jod, but as a lazy, useless Nazi, he’s probably going to run for president.

  • chascates

    They should try hiring from Craigslist instead of the Daily Stormer.

    • Craic

      Wanted: Derptroopers.

      • eggsacklywright

        Mit extra waffens.

    • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

      They probably already use Craigslist for pee hookers. Allegedly.

  • FlownΩver

    “Gorka, Klaatu barada nicht-o”

  • anon_the_great

    “Two senior administration officials familiar with the situation say it
    is exploring a new role for Gorka elsewhere in the administration.”

    Of course. Pussygrabber in Chief is too much of a coward to actually fire someone, not without a bank of Production Assistants , Show Runners and Lawyers to insulate him from the emotional consequences of his rage-filled revenge decisions.

  • Gorka is the only actual Pajama Boy on the planet. It is true. Couldn’t find his inner alpha with two epsilons and a phi.

  • WeaselPoo

    Even the original Nazis would not have tolerated Gorka not only because he was of a lesser breed of men ( Hungarian) but because being lazy and useless was not the Nazi ethos.

  • eggsacklywright

    He is not the paraclete of Gaborka.

  • WeaselPoo

    You know, Trump sure has an awful lot of advisers, especially as he obviously doesn’t actually take any advice.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    The Smithsonian could use another janitor. Just keep him away from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.

    • Craic

      FAKE MATERIAL EVIDENCE!!1!

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    That’s a lot of pubic hair around his vagina mouth.

    • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

      Vagina Libel!!

  • Fuck you morning edition for making me listen to this asswipe THREE GODDAMN TIMES.

    Go sit in the corner and think about what you did.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Because it’s really important to hear the Nazi Asshole perspective.

    • TootsStansbury

      I won’t listen to those quisling fuckers any more.

  • peteywheats

    “place him at another federal agency”

    How about the “nazi rocketship to the sun” crew?

    Capitan Bannon, First mate Gorka and your stewardess, Milo ready to fly into the heart of the sun!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      And make him wear a red shirt.

  • Bitter Scribe

    God what a smug smarmy asshole. “Ahr foreign policy hahs been a dees-hastah…” Nazi or no Nazi, I’d get rid of him for being so fucking obnoxious.

    • Craic

      Central Casting VM: Hi, Mr. Gurkha. We need a white male, 50-60 to play 55, generic villain for untitled Steven Seagal project, bring two changes of clothes (all black, off-the-rack, think Satanic accountant), call to confirm. Report to Trump Tower. $64/8.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    …”At another Federal agency…” I’m sure his new cubicle mates will be thrilled. Does anyone else see a possible spin off to The Office?

  • gratuitous

    Oh noes! Another alpha male sent to cuckland by the snowflakes. How does this keep happening?

    • Contemplative Ron

      Sunspots?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Hillary?

  • peteywheats

    Alpha = All Fat in latin.

  • Craic
  • Greyhame

    I’ve heard of the sad phenomenon that we laughingly refer to as the alpha male, but what the bloody ‘ell is a pajama boy?

  • Poly_Ester

    “Vetting, how does that work again?”

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Why do I picture somebody holding Donnie’s hand close to the flame coming from the burner on the stove and saying “hot.” And then a light comes on, however dimly, in Donnie’s head. That’s our government now.

  • John Iwaniszek

    I’ve never felt such loathing for another human as I feel for doctor gorka.

  • C4TWOMAN


    but there SHOULD NOT BE NAZIS FUCKING WORKING IN THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE.

    THIS 1000X

  • phoenix00

    > the Hungarian Nazi who might have become a U.S. citizen under false pretenses

    Doesn’t this make him an illegal immigrant? Should we punch him out of the country?

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