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Remember all through the campaign, Donald Trump would constantly and very slowly intone that Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation were involved in “Pay … To .. Play” schemes, as if he actually knew what that meant? Well, Josh Marshall has flagged a new thing, about how Ivanka Trump, First Lady of the United States because Melania’s busy or something, has started her VERY OWN Clinton Foundation, except hers is based at the White House and it’s griftier than anything Billz ‘n’ Hillz could ever have come up with!

It is from the shitty “Axios” website, and Marshall took screenshots of it, so we’ll just steal his:

Wait, she is amassing money from Canadians, Germans and even MIDDLE EASTERNS? Didn’t we have to spend the campaign constantly listening to attacks on the Clintons for taking money from corrupt and retrograde Middle Eastern regimes, money they used to foster equality and women’s rights around the globe? Yes, we did! Maybe Ivanka is doing that too! Or maybe she is just grifting, now that she has been forced to “give up” her multi-million dollar fashion empire and live like a common pauper who works at the White House. As Josh Marshall asks, is she going to make money off of this? Will she be able to use her profits to buy all kinds of adorable swim trunks for Jared, who is also slumming it by being the guy who actually runs the country for his father-in-law?

And wow, she is even taking money from corporations? Really? And she’s going to “pull it off” in a yooooooge way?

Another question: If this thing is actually trying to be a sort of “foundation” that “doesn’t enrich the Trumps,” do we even remember the Trumps’ history with family foundations? They used their “charity money” to pay off Donald Trump’s legal settlements and to buy beautiful portraits of Donald Trump and stuff. You know, just normal “least of these”-type stuff.

Is Ivanka going to use all the money she raises to buy beautiful portraits of her dad and herself, for female entrepreneurs around the world? Will it be this portrait?

Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

Oh, one more question: Will corporations and Middle Eastern foreigns who contribute to Ivanka’s White House Foundation For The Ladies get special treatment from the president for doing so, or do they have to do emoluments in other ways, by joining Mar-a-Lago or something?

This is just totally normal stuff and how all White Houses are supposed to work.

Anyway, we should probably investigate Hillary Clinton’s emails some more.

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  • memzilla Ω
  • Anna Elizabeth

    That photo. Ima go lay down.

    • snark-lurker

      : )

  • proudgrampa

    Ivanka, blink three times if you need help to get away from the perv.

    • kareemachan

      Too late. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

      • proudgrampa

        Yup. I’m afraid you’re right…

      • PubOption

        Stockholm? Must be some awful socialist scheme.

  • Chadwells

    Are girls different from women? Why the need to differentiate? Oh…to prove what a fucking asshole you are…got it.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      wut?

      • Chadwells

        The axios website description of foundation. Just stood out to me.

      • Chadwells

        It stood out because this is supposed to be a foundation supporting and empowering women…and she starts off by dividing women into groups based on age. I would have just gone with…”women of all ages.”

        Anyway…knit picking. Of all their horribleness, this is a minor detail.

    • janecita

      Well, yes, they are.

      • Chadwells

        I would have phrased it “women of all ages”….but that’s just me. Oh well…I’m just knit picking, I reckon.

        • janecita

          It’s OK, I read this story early in the morning, and I’ve been pissed ever since.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Well, that apple sure didn’t fall far from the tree.

    • janecita

      “The apple didn’t fall far from the orange tree.”
      John Oliver

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Meanwhile, the vermin of the Village still have their panties in a wad over the Clinton Foundation.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Has Comey dropped the Trump Treason investigation to focus on Clinton again?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Well of course. The Clinton Foundation was delivering HIV medicine to Africa. This is going to fund women who want to profit from third world sweatshops.

      Completely different! Apples and President Orange!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Upfist for “President Orange” alone!

  • Nounverb911
    • jesterpunk

      Get him David, is he trying to earn another pulitzer?

    • GoutMachine

      Give this man another Pulitzer and perhaps some form of Nobel.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Trump-style feminism is just like GoFundMe.
    Trump-style governing is just like GoFuckYourself.
    Trump-style health care is just like GoHealYourself.
    Trump-style tax reform is just like GoFundMe.

  • rosenbomb

    Ivanka Trump cares about rich, white women. This fund will benefit them…if it leaves Ivanka’s coffers at all.

  • DrBigHead

    That gif at the top of the post really creeps me out.

  • jesterpunk

    Waiting to see if Trump complains about Fox news now after their joke about Ivanka holding a mic.

    https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/04/26/fox-news-host-sparks-outrage-with-oral-sex-joke-about-ivanka-tr/22056660/

    But what came next sent Twitter ablaze: “I really liked how she was
    speaking into that microphone,” Watters joked while gesturing holding a
    microphone in one hand.

  • Nounverb911
    • CogitoErgoBibo

      “Happy Birthday to our @FLOTUS, Melania. Wherever she is. Would it kill you to make Barron call once in a while?”

    • elviouslyqueer

      Because nothing says “Happy Birthday Melania” like some lame, poorly formatted bullshit you skinked straight off Canva.

    • therblig

      at least it didn’t say “FLOTUS for now”

    • rosenbomb

      Oh, god. Melania Trump and I have the same birthday.

      • calliecallie

        Happy Birthday to our rosenbomb!

        • rosenbomb

          Thanks Callie!

  • Chadwells
  • elviouslyqueer

    Something something power corruption and lies something something something.

  • exinkwretch

    I’m certain it will empower at least one woman — Ivanka — to roll around on top of a huge pile of cash. Get out those checkbooks, people!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Anyway, we should probably investigate Hillary Clinton’s emails some more.

    They can never be investigated enough, unlike Mike Dense’s AOL email account, because reasons.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      What’s eternity daddy? Waiting for Cilizza demand that the Trump foundation shut down.

  • memzilla Ω

    This is such an obvious money-laundering scheme that they should call it the Maytag-Tide Foundation and put its headquarters in Rinse Cycle, Florida.

  • Darlene Underdahl

    She’s rich, blonde and beautiful, but the only thing she’ll get is attacked. Chelsea Clinton, OTOH, may get quite a long way. Family differences, I guess.

    • Red Bird Ω

      It has to do with how genuine each woman is in her chosen field. Chelsea comes across as actually caring about the work she does. Ivanka gives off the impression that she is there out of obligation.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Nounverb911
  • chazmanr

    Knowing a victim of paternal incest/sexual abuse, that second picture still creeps me out every time I see it. How did Evangelicals vote for that?!

    • YourMom

      Evangelicals and other narrow religious groups are generally fine with it because, you know, the man is the master of all things. When caught out, they’re in deep, deep denial and tend to cover up if they can.

      • GoutMachine

        + political expedience.

        • YourMom

          Totally. They were willing to risk our country’s safety and all of the disgusting commentary for an ideologue on the Supreme Court. Now, they’re not so worried about “activist” judges. Wankers.

    • Red Bird Ω

      With their white hoods on. ;)

    • Bobathonic

      Seriously. Those parrots look to be getting it on.

      • chazmanr

        Holy shit, you’re right! I had noticed it, because of the train wreck happening in the background.

        • Bobathonic

          Who would have thought there could be so much ewww in one photo?

          • chazmanr

            I have no problem with 2 unrelated and consenting stone parrot adults engaging in whatever behavior they choose to.

  • Vicious Babushka

    Applicants for grants from this Foundation must sign up and then meet a variety of requirements such as: the swimsuit competition, the evening gown competition, the talent competition (baton twirling while pole dancing will get the judges attention!) and also sign a NDA and a waiver for the pageant owner to barge into the dressing room at any time.

    Pigs and fat slobs need not apply!

    One (1) Woman of Color and One (1) Asian contestant are allowed to apply, provided they are not Fat Slobs or Pigs!

    It will be great, yooge, fabulous, incredible, tremendous!

  • jesterpunk

    Trump already had a slush fund “charity” that most of the media ignore for their “both sides are the same” narrative. Now Ivanka is running a so called charity from the White House when she is an advisor to the President. What could possibly go wrong and why would anyone think countries and companies wont donate to get something back?

  • mardam422

    Who could have predicted?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    What’s worth asking is this: Is this even envisioned as a foundation and non-profit? Or is Ivanka setting up something like a venture capital or private equity fund? i.e., one designed to make a profit?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c54c3c860b0e0a4b60b6d3c7070fe39af519cf04eed288d5463fb76c6fcf9ecd.jpg

    • msanthropesmr

      Woman. Singular. You’re looking at her

  • Nounverb911
  • So, you’re saying the Russia mafia needs another money laundering/slush fund?

  • Swampay

    Seems to me that it might have been a little different had Billzo started the Clinton Foundation WHILE HE WAS STILL PRESIDENT. I dunno, call me old fashioned, that kinda changes the picture for me. For the President(‘s office) to be actively soliciting funds from foreigns and companies. For stuff.

    Doesn’t really matter, Republicans woulda been JUST FINE if Clinton had done this while in office.

  • Nounverb911
  • doggiedaddy

    They don’t even try to hide it now, do they.
    http://imgur.com/WUyykNr.gif

  • Mpeg

    Women need Ivanka like fish need a bicycle.

  • Crystalclear12

    Wow
    Just wow.

  • Claire

    OT: Oh, good. We’re possibly withdrawing from NAFTA now, because it’s not like America needs to sell things to Canada or Mexico.

    https://twitter.com/tarapalmeri/status/857257106227027968

    • Antonin Dvorak

      I don’t think an EO is enough to renege on an international treaty.

      • Oblios_Cap

        He sure is a dumbass. This recession will be awesome!

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          This recession will be “Yooge! The biggest– Nobody knew how big this would be! Biggest recession since. . .”

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        add it to the pile of EO’s he’s signed that turn out to be menaingless

      • Claire

        God, I hope not.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        It isn’t, as NAFTA is a duly passed and signed treaty and thus has force of federal law in the United States. Not only is it not allowed for Trump to unilaterally withdraw from the treaty due to the separation of powers, it would be illegal for him to do so.

        • Jenny

          Yeah, but he feels so important and gets to yell “SEE YOU IN COURT!”

          • Yellow_Dog_Dem

            Where he has an outstanding, stunning record of winning so far.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Shouldn’t we, you know, study the ramifications of this and maybe also have a plan for the post-NAFTA era? I mean, if we’re going to do this?

      • DrBigHead

        Nah, where’s the excitement in that?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Thinking is elitist!

      • Claire

        Apparently not, because everybody knows that NAFTA is bad and making bad things disappear will make American bigly great.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This stupid daughterfucker doesn’t understand jack shit about trade. Or trade agreements. Or how the tides work. Or magnets, for that matter.

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet

        Or gravity or the concept of the Earth not being flat. It’s all just nonsense with them.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Or incest laws.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Those Wal-Mart shoppers will be pissed when the price of those cakes we like goes through the roof.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      How about an Executive Order for Trump withdrawing from the Solar System?

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet

        He can always go be an incandescent ball of floating gas in another solar system.

    • calliecallie

      I believe there will be some auto companies that have a thing or two to say about that.

    • Nounverb911
      • Claire

        Oh, good. Well, I didn’t need to retire anyway, I guess.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Gee. If only there were a way for Ivanka to influence the income of women struggling to make a living wage…
    https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/857201941218299904

    • Gayer Than Thou

      She means other women! Women who, if they only had a couple of million dollars with which to leverage their fathers’ connections, could become entrepreneurs who mostly just license their (i.e., their fathers’) names to stuff!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      The Women Men Mammon Don’t See.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Ima be a Bitch, but the woman has like no character or expression in her face. I’ll keep my scars, at least I look like an emotive human being, and not a mannequin.

      • Thaumaturgist

        If you had had half as much work on your face that Ivanka has had on hers, you wouldnt have any expression on your face either.

        • Prof. T. Green Bastard

          Vanky’s lucky to still have eyelids on her face.

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        • Anna Elizabeth

          Roger that, affirm.

      • Dg Hacket

        I would agree, she’s got a great figure but her face seems wrong somehow

        • Anna Elizabeth

          *nods* I’d get myself a nose job if I had any hope of affording it. but I wouldn’t get my acne scars worked on in case I’d be left with zero expression like this.

      • PubOption

        I think she can manage two expressions, smiling and blank.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          *nods* It’s disturbing to me to look at her.

      • starfanglednut

        I don’t understand why anyone thinks she’s pretty. She looks like a corpse to me.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          I cannot argue. It’s literally disturbing to me to look at her.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    What’s next? Three-card monte in the Map Room?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      The loosest slots in all of D.C.! Wait…

  • Anna Rompage

    So in other words, a number of middle eastern countries have contributed to this foundation for two reasons… One to curry favor with the current administration. The other, to claim they support women’s rights, even though many middle eastern countries treat their women as second & third class citizens, by banning them from driving, being in public without a male escort, or going out of their homes without being covered up…

    • GoutMachine

      Sounds about right. Win-win!

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet

        Potato-potreason.

  • schmannity

    Why do I get an uncomfortable feeling every time Trump says he’s getting behind Ivanka?

    • Jack Rogue Tenhet

      So does Ivanka.

      • weejee

        No butts about it. Wait, what?

        • Thaumaturgist

          Can anyone rebut that?

        • Oblios_Cap

          Some folks have their daughter’s back, others have their behind. I guess.

  • snigsy

    Gah!

  • Anna Rompage

    I wonder if this foundation would be willing to make a hefty donation to Planned Parenthood, you know, to help bridge the massive financial losses her father’s administration just caused them?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Abortionplex coupons for women entrepreneurs, so they can, like, keep working.

    • Shanzgood

      Uh huh…

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      She’d be disappointed that babby parts sales income were non-existent and screwed up the income sheet

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Evan, why we no like Axios?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Brought to you by the same assholes who gave us Politico.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I always use it as a news aggregator- which is all it really is, kind of like politicalwire

        • weejee

          aggregator or aggravater? I choose Wonket and the ‘ville.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Our headlines are funnier®

        • Villago Delenda Est

          The Drudge Report is an “aggregator” too. It’s just that they’re highly selective in what they choose to aggregate.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            they’re all selective, whether it’s Drudge or Huffpoo or rawstory- they all have a slant

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Ends in “os”, like Soros, or Apple ios.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        probably foreign…

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          Sounds almost joowish.

          • PubOption

            Seems more like Greek, so who knows what vices it might have.

  • jesterpunk
  • Jack Rogue Tenhet

    I want a foundation all my own, daddy! And by the way, I want a feast!

    I want a bean feast!”

    Yeah, Ivanka is just proving more and more that she’s the Veruca Salt of the new age.

  • weejee

    Donald’s shooooez!!!

    / reaches for the brain bleach

  • Red Bird Ω

    There are foundations that are already doing this type of lending. Queen Maxima who she met at the G20 event has been doing that for decades. Meh. But I guess if it comes out of her mouth it means more.

    • janecita

      That queen as the best first name.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Queen Maxima >> Optimus Prime?

      • Red Bird Ω

        She’s actually a former finance person so she’s more qualified to talk about this stuff than Holiday Inn Barbie.

    • well, it is not really beneath the Trumps to plagiarize someone else’s idea and make it a billion times tackier.

  • William
  • beatbort

    Don’t forget the women golfers!
    No caddies left behind.

  • Phoenixdoglover

    It’s worth remembering the nature of the Clinton Foundation, which had the same potential for conflicts of interest. According to Politifact,

    “In a pre-emptive measure against potential conflicts of interest, the foundation signed a memorandum of understanding with President Barack Obama’s administration in December 2008. The foundation promised to report its donors in order to avoid the appearance of conflict of interest. Hillary Clinton also signed a separate ethics agreement with the State Department, pledging to keep her distance from foundation matters as secretary of state.”

    In practice, there was a grey area, and notable instances when donors to the Foundation were also meeting with Hilary Clinton when she was Secretary of State.

    That situation, whether it was actual “pay to play” or not, was a black mark against Clinton. When it comes to ethics, perception is relevant.

    Fast forward to the Ivanka Trump situation. As usual, little transparency, so difficult to judge. At best, it has the same stench and the same potential for conflicts as the Clinton Foundation. At worst, it is direct influence peddling. Corruption by another name.

    Given the Trump track record so far, of promising divestment, donation of profits, and various other half measures, and not following through, I would go with “presumption of guilt”. The onus is on Ivanka and her bestest Daddy to prove they are not (again) the grifters they appear to be.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • I would like to know what the purity ponies have to say of this, since obvs the Clintons were NOT ALLOWED to build schools for /those/people because corps gave them money to do it shut it down shut it down!!!
    I mean, they did say Trump would be sooo much better because no Goldman Sach….whoops. Ok, less a warhaw….er……

    • jesterpunk
      • Villago Delenda Est

        Never gets old, never inappropriate.

    • dslindc

      IOKIYAR.

    • Marceline

      The ponies are now too busy targeting Chelsea Clinton because God forbid they stop beating up on Clintons.

      • erm, did Chelchel run for something lately?

        • Thiazin Red

          No, and she has always said she doesn’t want to. But for some reason there have been a bunch of articles shitting on her lately.

        • Marceline

          Her name is Clinton so therefore she is the soul of all evil. The fact that the parasite known as Ivanka Trump is sitting in the White House draining the treasury doesn’t matter because somewhere Chelsea Clinton is giving a speech or tweeting.

  • William
  • calliecallie

    She’s starting a fund to benefit female entrepreneurs. Or at least one. Herself.

  • weejee
  • Panika MCD

    OT – TX Senate is honoring George “the Iceman” Gervin formerly of the sportsball team the San Antonio Spurs today with his own resolution. I suppose they just noticed they’d never done that when his sister was elected to the House last fall (she’s a D!).

    but as everyone was like, “hey, you’re awesome, Iceman! I would please to have a selfie with you!” Bettencourt decided to go with, “I hear you are about to turn 65. if you would like a tax cut, you can get one really fast if you turn 65!” which is like, “ummm…people don’t just go, ‘hey, I think I will be 65 now.'” they have to complete 65 laps around the sun, asshole. it was weird. I want to throw things at him.

    • Red Bird Ω

      Nice. I’m a basketball fan so that’s good news.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Basketballs to the face would be apropos

  • Sophia

    Hmm, maybe the Canadian dairy & soft wood lumber companies should get in on this.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I expect a lot of her early efforts will be focused on Chinese women. President Xi’s wife, for example.

  • William
    • GoutMachine

      American Psycho

      • elviouslyqueer

        Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer.

        • aureolaborealis

          I was looking at that thinking, “OK, which one is the stand-out stupid one again?”

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet

        In the novel, Patrick Bateman was obsessed with Donnie. I’m serious.

    • And a short fingered child shall lead them. BWAHAHAHAHA

  • Villago Delenda Est

    “Do you know what’s wrong with the French? They have no word for ‘entrepreneur'” – attributed to George W. Bush by way of (supposedly) Tony Blair.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • tapp_my_wire,please

    From her Alaskan bunker, Sarah is consulting with Nancy French on how to compose one of these grifty, I mean female entrepreneur loan request applications.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      See Sarah, if you had won the election, you could be doing this.

  • vivian

    France survived Louis XVI, but he didn’t have nuclear warheads…

    fuck

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, they did take ol’ King Louis’ fate into their own hands.

  • ManchuCandidate

    So “jerkasses who cried Clinton” only because they wanted to do the same but with more criminal activity.

    • jesterpunk

      They where already doing the same with the Trump foundation but they got caught.

  • Jenny

    It will benefit one lady. Ivanka. Meanwhile Melon is so mad that she had to give up on her first lady grifting dreams. Unfair!

  • Bill Slider

    The mafia should become a charitable tax foundation. They would look legit compared to what the Trumps keep coming up with.

    • Chadwells

      That’s where they learned the scam to begin with!!!

  • elviouslyqueer

    OT, almost sorta but not really… you know who else wants to pay to play with Ivanka?

    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/327638/jesse-watters-ivanka-trump-microphone/

    • Oblios_Cap

      Daddy will have him flogged.

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        If by “flogged” you mean “high fived”… Trump probably watched that segment & was all “IKR?” out loud to the TV.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • elviouslyqueer

      I got four more words for ya, Teddy my boy: Green. Eggs. And. Ham.

      • jesterpunk

        That was an amazing show of how dumb he is, reading a book about someone hating something until they try it and realize they like it to protest the ACA.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Doofus can’t get the moral of the story as an adult that I grokked when I was six.

    • Doug Langley
      • MynameisBlarney

        Yeah…
        That looks exceptionally shitty.
        It’s the kind of coloring book you give to the kid you hate.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      I agree. So send some ameros to Beto O’Rourke, please!

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    No Ivanka, I won’t pay you to masturbate on the world stage to raise money for the poor and oppressed.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Speaking of masturbating…did you see the way she handled that microphone? Amiright??? (please note the intense sarcasm here)

      • jesterpunk

        Trump supporters are ok with that though, she is a women and just property not a real person. I remember before I quit reddit there where posts on the red pill and the donald saying if they voted for Trump they would get to have sex with Ivanka.

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          People suck 😑

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        Jared is envious.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Damn it, Donnie. She’s your daughter, not your date!

  • Bill Slider

    The world needs a Trump megachurch.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Like it needs a nuclear winter.

      • Bill Slider

        Agreed. But at least the church could fund the wall.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Well, eventually, after they fund the “Parsonage” and the “Parsonage access Bentleys”.

  • 3FingerPete
    • ariel_gee_398

      He might have had more success if he had asked, “Would you rather listen to the stuff I could come up with all on my own?”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “It’s not the same”.

      Cripes. Only Mike Dense could be denser than Vanilla Ice.

  • ariel_gee_398

    I think it’s time to invest in torch and pitchfork futures.

  • Michael R
  • Randy Riddle

    Warren G. Harding is rolling over in his grave and wondering why he didn’t think of all these grifting tactics.

  • goonemeritus

    Upgrading my beer would probably help more people than donating to a Trump charity.

  • Nounverb911
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hereditary monarchies have their faults. Fer sure. Just look at North Korea!

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    I’ve seen that creepy photo there like a million times now. Every time, it’s still just as batshit crazy as the last. You know who poses like that? Couples. Couples who do it. Together. With each other…

  • Anna Elizabeth

    OT -I’m having anxiety attacks. I didn’t get my new Debit card in the mail until the day the old one was shut off, and I can’t activate the new one cos I have no phone. The bank is trying to get it activated for me, Ima supposed to call back on a borrowed phone at 2PM.

    I know my bills don’t even start ’til May 11th, but it’s grinding, and I can’t cook because the water is off again today ’til at least noon.

    Ima just trying not to freak out.

    • Jack Rogue Tenhet

      Sorry about all that. You’re going to be just fine. Things have been hard before and you have aced it. You’ve got this. :)

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Thank you Jack. :) It’s just, when I was living with Mom, I had to literally beg and cry to get her to pay her half of the bills, and it’s still triggering to even think there are going to be problems at bill time.

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          Been there. Go back there every month lol. You need a music break, I think.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            You’re right. :)

            And I hate to complain, I know there are people here on Wonketeet that aren’t getting enough food, or are literally facing injustice and captivity.

            I just hate when things are out of my control.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7PEQnjKl4&index=46&list=PLgA_QpnjZQyyg2xGkWCAkeBlscomEi1Fn

          • Jack Rogue Tenhet

            I get that. Didn’t think you were complaining. It’s always nice to see you.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Thank you, and the same from me to you. :)

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            Expressing your distress over your own situation does not mean you are oblivious to what others are going through. Hang tough – you got this.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            ~hugs~ Thank you.

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          It’s not Gloria Gaynor, that would be cliched, but it’s a good cover by Cake.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJjVMqNIgA

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Ooh, the “Cake” I like! Thanx :D

          • Jack Rogue Tenhet

            YW! :D

    • MynameisBlarney

      It’s gonna be ok

      • Anna Elizabeth

        ~hugs~

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fdda49e5a1726fdc474bfc01a1a889e95515b44151e2c97ed3a08f0eff8c0890.jpg

      I’m sure you’ll get your card sorted soon & then I hope you feel a bit better.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        ~hugs~ Thank you. At least I know where my towel is.

    • Anna Rompage

      Have you looked at getting Google Voice?

      I believe it’s free, it’s voice over internet, they give you an actual phone number, and it can be used on any device you might have

      • Anna Elizabeth

        I hadn’t even heard of it, but I will take a look, thank you. :)

      • Anna Elizabeth

        I looked, it seems you have to verify a phone number to sign up. Maybe before much longer /I can get a burner phone and then user Google voice, anyway. :)

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Some banks let you activate the card by using it in one of their ATMs….is that doable?

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Not til Payday, the closest bank of mine isn’t in walking distance. That’s a good idea though.

    • Contemplative Ron

      A suggestion: work on something, ANYTHING. Keep your mind and hands busy with something creative. There’s no immediate worry, and I think you’re probably still kinda wired from yesterday. I’ve been completely freaked for the last two weeks, and in consequence the garden’s never looked better…

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Good idea, thank you. And the water is back on, I just hand washed some delicates.

        Yeah, I’ll get a tank out, get my hands busy. :) Thanx!

  • Anna Rompage

    Any chance I could get funding to create these Donald Trump butt plugs? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7b6509dd1380b7566e538178642c5f95710a5bea72e89bd8af94e5816578c994.jpg

    • Jack Rogue Tenhet

      That’s the most haunting thing I have ever seen. I like it.

    • Alan

      Except no same person would let him up their ass.

  • chascates
    • Nounverb911

      Canada to invite California, Oregon, and Washington State to secede and join it in 3…2…1…

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        I-5 becomes BFF Freeway, linking Mexico & Canada.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        I’m in. Justin is the coolest.

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        New York too! Don’t forget NY.

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet

        Take me with you! I wanna be Canaaydeean too!

      • Marsupial99

        Change approved!!

      • aureolaborealis

        I’d say Alaska, too, but we are fairly solid Trump country.

      • And IL and MN. Bringing the Great Lakes.

    • Look Closer

      Will cause economic disaster to us. Way to Donnie. Gotta hand it to you.

    • Look Closer

      And this is just the beginning….

      “Leaving NAFTA Would Cost More Jobs, New Study Says

      In a well-timed study released this month, the Michigan-based Center for Automotive Research delivered some findings that show how deeply entrenched NAFTA’s effects have become.

      The study—which, it should be noted, was funded by the Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers—said that withdrawing from NAFTA while implementing a 35 percent tariff would lead to a spike in vehicle prices, and cost the U.S. upward of 31,000 jobs.”

      http://jalopnik.com/what-is-nafta-and-what-could-happen-if-trump-dismantles-1791313097

    • MynameisBlarney

      He has to be stopped before he fucking destroys everything.
      Whichever agency handles this kinda shit needs to fuckin get on this shit like fucking yesterday goddammit.

      And for all those responsible (top to bottom) for putting this shitstain in the Oval Office, we ain’t forgiving and we sure as fuck ain’t forgetting.

    • jaspersdad

      He can talk about how much he values Canada one day, and then brand this valued neighbour a “disgrace” for the simple reason that he sees a political advantage in doing so back home.

      There’s no doing business with a crazy person. Most of the world will find this out pretty soon if they haven’t already.

    • Nounverb911
      • Villago Delenda Est

        Then, John, you stupid git, DO FUCKING SOMETHING ABOUT DONALD! Like demand impeachment.

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        “It will devastate the economy in my state,”

        Good.

      • Marceline

        Fuck you Walnuts. Until you step up and put your money where your mouth is, you’re nothing more than Trump’s power bottom.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      He can try all he wants, but even if he has the executive power to withdraw from NAFTA (which is at best a murky question) he does not have the power to repeal all the of the enabling statutes in federal law that make NAFTA work. Those require congressional action.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Which raises the question in my mind: Is Trump performing chaos on orders from say, Putin, or simply Galactically stupid?

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          Yes.

        • BrianW

          And she’s back! Hope everything’s going better now.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Hi! Yes, thank you. :) It’s good to be back with my friends. :)

    • Thiazin Red

      Enjoy having no produce in the winter.

    • Alan

      Uh huh. President is not emperor.

    • Contemplative Ron

      S’amatter, Donnie, you haven’t been wrecking the country fast enough?

  • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

    I never noticed it before but that photo is so gross even the statue of a bird is throwing up.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Look at his shoes. What the fuck are those? And are those white socks? I knew he was a monster, but jesus.

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet
        • Doug Langley

          Oh mah Gawd!! What was in my tuna salad??

          • Contemplative Ron

            Dolphin?

          • Doug Langley

            NOOO!! NOT FLIPPER!!!!!!!!

      • Marsupial99

        Didn’t you get the memo? White socks are the new power accessory for men. (Seriously… who decides these things?) However, not white ankle socks with… wingtips?? That just makes you look like a douche.

        • Erala Contratista

          He was in Florida at the time, so, going bush. (so to speak)

    • Kakariki

      Actually, what I just noticed is that it is a pair of macaws fucking! If you have never seen parrots mate, well that is what it looks like.

  • Ricky Gay

    Why do you incest on posting those gross images?!1!

    • shastakoala

      It is kinda incesteresting, in a sick way.

    • Jack Rogue Tenhet

      Isn’t that all relative?

      • elviouslyqueer

        Relatively speaking.

      • Ricky Gay

        All in the Family

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          Three’s Company. . . I forgot what bit we were doing.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Can’t resist her sister’s mister.

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet
        • LucindathePook

          More Lehrer on the topic: From Clementine, as done by Gilbert & Sullivan

          That I missed her depressed her young sister named Esther,
          This mister to pester she tried.
          Now her pestering sister’s a festering blister,
          You’re best to resist her, say I.

          The mister resisted, the sister persisted,
          I kissed her, all loyalty slipped.
          When she said I could have her, her sister’s cadaver
          Must surely have turned in its crypt.

      • Ricky Gay

        Hope she gets a blister where he kissed her

  • Thorn Spike

    She must think the nation is as stupid as her family.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      60 million have proven they are as stupid as her family.

      • Jack Rogue Tenhet

        Yeah, but that’s 60 million and shrinking.

  • going4baroque

    the whole political world is just one big exploitation party, even Obama is getting a performance bonus of $400,000 for 8 years without one bankster prosecuted for criminal activity (sure, on the finance company’s credit card bill it will say “for speech”)

    • AAAnnnddd asked and answered.

      • going4baroque

        Talk about perfection, I ain’t never seen none
        And there ain’t no man righteous, no not one
        ~ Bob Dylan
        another Nobel Prize winner

        • he was cooler before he sold out and accepted that Nobel Prize.

          • bobbert

            This is some A+ level snark, that deserves more appreciation.

    • Shanzgood

      He’s getting $400k for his speech. And NO former presidents have EVER been paid for those, right? And shouldn’t be allowed to earn any money after they leave office, of course.

    • Marceline

      Barack Obama spent eight years performing nonstop CPR on this country all while his life was threatened, his wife was called a tranny and his children were called monkeys. People who were supposed to have his back let him down over and over and then finally pissed away his legacy all together. If Barack Obama wants to spend the rest of his natural born days hanging out with celebrities and billionaires, sitting on a yacht smoking the best weed money can buy and sexing up Michelle on the regular, he does so with my blessing. He owes us nothing.

      To quote the great philosopher Beyonce: “The best revenge is your paper.”

      • going4baroque

        your reply does not address big paydays for speeches from wall street, which is my only point and my point does not include all the pleasures you list, about which I don’t care, either

        • Purity pony tells YOU what you need to care about, everything else does not matter.
          …say, have you ever considered the libertarian party?

          • going4baroque

            I just make observations and my vision is not distorted, shaped or deluded by the opinions of others, no others, neither do I ask for or follow or give advice, commands fall and shatter like the brittle, useless thought forms they are, so your lame attempt to influence my life has absolutely no effect!

          • Shanzgood

            Because that same criticism hasn’t been ALL over all the news outlets.

            Tell me: how is Obama being paid for that speech bad at all? What’s YOUR opinion?

          • Erala Contratista

            Thought you died, Ayn! What up?

          • going4baroque

            it’s too easy to follow your “deep” derp there, juxtapose two facts, no wall street criminal prosecutions with an Obama speech for $400,000 and you conclude Ayn Rand philosophy. I hear Fox news needs a new whatever, you could apply, since your inability to reason any better than that might just get you in!

          • Shanzgood

            Lulz. So you’re saying the $400k for the speech is Wall Street’s version of “Thanks, Obama!”?

        • Shanzgood

          Good weed is expensive. And he’s probably really generous about sharing it.

          • I’d totes do a doob with the Bamz. Might have to yell at him for speaking to people and being paid for it though, cause apparently, that is the new purity standard.
            NO MONEY FOR SPEAKS.
            oh wait…didn’t Bernie get paid to speak a few times?

          • Shanzgood

            But WALL STREET MUNNIEZ!!1!!

          • Marceline

            No Bernie hasn’t gotten paid to speak because he’s a sitting Senator and therefore he’s not allowed to. Of course, don’t expect the ponies to know that because Bernie sure as hell isn’t going to tell them. He likes them to think that he doesn’t do it because of his staunch principles.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        Preach.
        Nobody expects him to put on a monk’s robe, stand on the street corner, and loudly repent for his sins- except those on the far right and the far left.
        He helped save the world, not just the US, from a 1929 style depression. For that alone we should all be grateful.

      • BOTH SIDES DO EEEETTT.
        Getting paid to speak is PRECIZELY the same as grifting the world to make a buck. Totally.

        • going4baroque

          I’ll just jump in here to point out the error in your thinking, I wasn’t comparing anything with anything, as the phrase “political world” is inclusive of all politicians, ask your mom or any librarian, someone that understands how meaning flows from the arrangement of words

      • going4baroque

        well, if you’re gonna share pics of your daughter expressing her opinion of you and your pulitzer level skill at taking the photo at just the right instant, congratulations, bubba

  • SayItWithWookies

    This plan is Churchillian in its grandeur – never have so few done so little for so many.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    At least Ivanka isn’t giving all our uranium to Russia.

    • Jack Rogue Tenhet

      Or getting risotto recipes.

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        Risotto? You’re a secret masonic illuminati too?

        • Jack Rogue Tenhet

          Since 1973. Ask for the Union label.

  • Master Contrail Program

    If only Trump had the shades and the mustache he could do the full Tony Clifton in that photo. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/846bcfc5e782b425c827dbebb7e474c09afe961b70241d73b40ae94b40618ef2.jpg

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Pull it off in a big way? That’ll be something new for those tiny hands to do.

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      Top center panel- what the flying fuck?!

      https://media.giphy.com/media/T9dtsfBw43dg4/giphy.gif

      • Master Contrail Program

        Yeah, that suit is pretty awful.

      • jaspersdad

        lap dance….

      • Internet Hitler

        Hey, hey, hey. Shhhh. It’s okay. I think that was his bachelor party.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        I think the one on the bed is worse, not the least of which reason is the fact that they are ON A BED. Dear dog. That’s sick.

        • Prof. T. Green Bastard

          There’s nowhere for the eye to rest in that whole collection that doesn’t make the mind recoil.

          • Contemplative Ron

            It says something that so many people have seen these photos and HAVEN’T recoiled.

          • Prof. T. Green Bastard

            Sad truth.

          • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

            Look what a loving father he is!

    • cmd resistor

      I hate these, and I hate that convention photo/GIF.

      • I’m bloody certain that there was abuse

        There’s one where Donald is giving a pat to Ivanka’s baby bump and one where he has his arm round Ivanka and Melanoma – and Ivanka is the one who is being held more closely and whose cheek is being kissed

        • cmd resistor

          That convention thing was so disturbing I kept thinking it had to be fake or more people would be grossed out.

          • Grumpy Twat

            I have two grown up daughters and I was so uncomfortable that I had to scroll down just so that I couldn’t see it. Christ!

          • cmd resistor

            I to scroll quickly every time it shows up (which is too often).

        • Moar Wordz

          Me too. And I feel for Ivanka bcse of it.

  • Rick Hill

    I’m thinking they’ll be grifting so much that they’ll be running into conflicts of each country/corporation’s interests

  • Master Contrail Program

    Does this mean one day young ladies can manage the sweatshops her crappy couture is manufactured in?

    Dream that little dream.*

    *Dreams may be deffered in Asia, Africa, Australia, Europe, Oceania, North and South America. Dreams are non-transferable and invalid on days ending in Y. Some restrictions may apply.

  • Marsupial99

    You know, I think we need to stop focusing on “Trump said this is bad, but now he’s doing it” kind of stuff. First, we all (Wonket types, etc.) know this, and the people who it gets directed to don’t care, because their team “won”, so “suck it libs,” etc. Second, he is a living, breathing, reality show that was somehow elected president. Promise the world, then shit all over everyone. “After the break, the moment you’ve been waiting for!” — and then… eh, not so much. The problem isn’t so much what he said, but what he is doing, or trying to do, now! Fortunately, his gang seems really stupid — normally I would say that we shouldn’t underestimate them but, Jesus Christ, they can’t even draft an EO without Yooge errors in the basics!

    This is rambling… sorry. It just poured out.

    • Marceline

      It may be rambling but it makes sense. Once you filter everything he does through the idea of a reality show script he becomes utterly predictable. Everything to him is a rose ceremony or a tribal council.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        And you get to bring someone back, even after he has been voted out.

        Bannon will be back in Episode 11.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        And he gets better ratings than 9/11!!

  • WiscoJoe

    I can’t wait for the front page coverage of this. “Some have said the Trump family is illegally using the White House for personal profit, but others have pointed out that Chelsea Clinton is quite active on Twitter. Meanwhile, a random Trump supporter we talked to at a rural diner in Kentucky says that his eggs are getting cold but that he’s just happy America is finally great again even though the media is destroying everything.”

  • Marceline

    Ivanka Trump is every bit the sociopath her parasitic daddy is. She just hides it under a breathy voice and fluttering eyelashes.

    • Lori

      Exactly. Everyone needs to stop pretending that she’s the nice one or the smart one or the moderate one or whatever other fantasy the press keeps projecting on her very deliberately blank slate.

      • Internet Hitler

        Joh Oliver is right.

        • Lori

          About her and many other things.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      One of snl’s best
      https://youtu.be/F7o4oMKbStE

    • Dave Wayne

      Hey, Uday and Qusay’s wives are working on their business plans right now-because SlushfundIvanka will only empower the bestest millionaire ladies.

    • Moar Wordz

      I disagree. Her eyes looked devastated after being booed in Berlin. She’s still a human being. No matter how much avarice she reportedly has.

      • Marceline

        Of course she’s a human being.

        She’s also a sociopath.

        • Moar Wordz

          Child-hood sexual & emotional abuse tends to do that. Even in the whitest of households.

  • azeyote

    i imagine this fund will help those entrepreneurs get workers that get paid shit wages with no health insurance – no not from her Chinese sweatshop though, cause although they get all that and work 57 hours a day. they also get a pamphlet of Ivanka 1% program showing how even unpaid interns can get rich – talk about benefits – alt-fact benefits are still benefits when you’re Ivanka the #1 photo bomber in the leaders of the world pictures with daddy –

    • Moar Wordz

      “Paid shit wages w/no health insurance, ” why, why, that sounds like the U.S of A’s number one business plan, it does. Did you mean 57 hours a week ? Because they’re only 24 in day. Though arguably a slave-manager oveerseer with a whistle on the factory floor would love to cram 57 hours of work into a 12 (?) hour shift. Like, in China. Or here in a sweatshop on the lower East Side. Or in a Walmart Warehouse. Or in a fast food restaurant. Or even in a nicer restaurant. Oh, Dear.

  • Panika MCD

    we’re an “untapped resource” now? looks like her daddy tapps her all the time. see the gif? tapps.

    • Moar Wordz

      Disturbing & sad…Ivanka is still an entrepreneur, despite using outsourced workers and whatever source for capitol( yes, her source is important but so is running a multi-million dollar company, even if reportedly shoddy fashion cheaply made, ) and her starting a fund for women entrepreneurs I find admirable. YES, I AM SAYING THAT. YES, I AM CALLING IVANKA TRUMP’S ACTION A GOOD THING – caveat, AT IT’S INCEPTION/PLANNING STAGE. Also, too, I kind of like/ admire Melania, despite her choice of husband. YES, I SAID THAT. ME, A GD LIBERUL “Whorespawn.”
      Except my Mama’s no ho’, but a really nice lady who raised me w/ values.
      The Lolita-esque gif and photo makes my ❤ twist for Ivanka’s upbringing. But the woman’s a go-getter, so screw all this mudracking. YES.I SAID THAT.

      • Panika MCD

        I’m sure you just said something there, but I’m not sure it was in response to my comment.

        • Moar Wordz

          See statement above recent posting.

          • Panika MCD

            how about: no.

          • Moar Wordz

            Well, you did look, Pops.

    • Moar Wordz

      It was a reaction to your slanderous statement ” looks like her Daddy tapps her all the time. ” It’s ” tap, ” not ” tapps, ” that the kids are saying today.
      Your putting a profile of an Alice in Wonderland illustration of two young girls sitting next to eachother is pretty creepy, dirty Grandpa.

      • Panika MCD

        I was embedding a joke about his wire tap allegation tweets where he spelled it “tapps” twice.

        and it’s a photo of Dorothy saying to Alice, “I’ve seen some weird shit.” don’t know why you seem to be turned on by teenage girls, but you might want to talk to a professional about that.

        you must be smarter than you are to play with me. GOODBYE!

        • Moar Wordz

          No, I’m not ” turned on by teen-age girls, ” and NOTHING in my post to you or anyone else even remotely suggests that.
          ” Her Daddy must tapp her all the time, ” your words, directly quoted.
          More slander like your recent ridiculous assertion & I’ll report you to Disqus and Wonkette web master.
          GTFU

          • Moar Wordz

            Where did you pull that incorrect assumption from ? Your ass, I’m assuming.

        • Moar Wordz

          Nothing I’ve posted in response to this thread, or any other on this site even REMOTELY suggests that. I’m absolutely NOT ” turned on by teen-age girls. ” As you slanderously stated. You obviously pulled that straight out of your ASS.
          Apologies re slamming your Alice in Wonderland avatar, I was clearly wrong abt. that. It happens.
          My avatar, of two teen-age young women, is not an indication of my sexual preferences, but rather the cover art for my e-book,
          ” Serious Times. ” I didn’t design it, merely purchased it from a well-known web-designer.
          ” looks like her Daddy tapps her all the time, ” is what I object to, and THAT quote from you, rather suggests that YOU are the one w/ the lechery problem. Just sayin’

          • Panika MCD

            you’re the one that attacked my avatar. I’m female which makes you the dirty old man. I didn’t comment on your avatar. I can’t even tell what it is.

            and he’s been very open about being sexually attracted to his daughter if you hadn’t fucking noticed!

            http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

            thank you for playing, but you just didn’t make the cut, jackass!

          • Moar Wordz

            Oh, I think I did.
            It’s pretty obvious that I ascertained Trump’s reputation for being attracted to his daughter. Where did you get that I hadn’t ? Oh, right,
            nowhere.
            Still no explanation on why / how you bothered to accuse me of being attracted to teen age girls ? Yeah, I didn’t think so. ( Huh what ? )
            That’s what teens do tho’, make baseless accusations. Don’t admit when they’ve made a mistake. As I did re your avatar.

          • Panika MCD

            I accused you of being attracted to teen aged girls after you accused me of being a dirty grandpa to see how you liked it. it seems you did not like it very much–so maybe you should not do that at all seeing as how you got both my age and my gender wrong.

            you seemed to miss the whole thing or you would not have been bitching at me in the first place. not that your reply had anything to do with my post. maybe you just like bitching to bitch. maybe your a sad little orange man who somehow stole an election and Alex Jones told you we were the enemy so you decided to come here to find out if you could stir up some shit. you probably aren’t, but it’s not like it’s out of the realm of possibility since you seem to have a problem with projection!

            you were wrong to begin with and now you’re embarrassed so you’re trying to salvage what little is left of your shriveled self-esteem. that’s certainly not my fucking problem and you’re only making it worse by slaving away all weekend trying to somehow make any of your comments right or relevant. still not.

            in short: go the fuck away, asshole.

          • Moar Wordz

            Not going away, also not embarassed, also not a ” sad little orange man,” ( WTF?! )
            Just don’t drink the cool aid.
            ” Accused you of liking teen-age girls to see how you liked it. Apparently you didn’t.”
            Your maturity is really awe-inspiring. That’s the kind of shit kids pull. Eye for an eye kind of hatred. It never ends well.
            Projection – listen, you called me a sad little orange man and you accuse ME of projection ?!?
            I called you out on your “joke” abt
            Trump tapping his daughter bcse it was sick and in poor taste.
            Yes, he SUX. But there is still a victim here and it’s the girl who grew up being leched on by her father.
            Something a dirty Granpa would write.
            So the teen that inhabits your left brain can compete w/ the dirty old man in your right brain….all in all, not very impressive.
            Hair pulling and spitball shit

          • Panika MCD

            let it fucking go.

          • Moar Wordz

            You’re right. I’m sorry. Silly argument. First amendment.

  • Kakariki

    Wow. I have seen that photo of Trump and Ivanka so many times and I am always creeped out by the pose, but this is the first time that I noticed that the sculpture they are sitting on depicts a pair of macaws fucking! Yikes!

    • Chris

      Oh my word! I’ve been so disgusted by that photo that I’ve never really looked at it. Ewwh.

  • Contemplative Ron

    I wonder who those Canadians are. Do we have people here who need money laundered?

    • Yes. Yes we do. Not me though. I would be using Wonkette for that

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Canada has some shitty Oil Tycoons, doesn’t it?

      • Contemplative Ron

        Probably. But over here in Ontario we don’t discuss them.

        • theCryptofishist

          You’re too fucking polite. If you’re willing to listen to a brash american’s opinion.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Nah, it’s just that all the tar sands oil tycoons are in Alberta.

          • Contemplative Ron

            Yes, we know, and we apologise for that.

    • cicatricella

      Kevin O’Leary probably needs something to do nowadays.

      • Contemplative Ron

        Besides fucking off?

        • cicatricella

          well, that would be ideal, it’s true.

      • theCryptofishist

        (I love your avatar.)

        • cicatricella

          thanks! Little My is awesome :)

          • theCryptofishist

            Oh, Moomins in general are.

          • cicatricella

            I am a big fan of all of the regular or occasional residents of Moominvalley.

  • Anna Rompage

    Ivanka Trump as an advocate to women, is like Marie Antoinette as an advocate of the poor and down trodden!

  • aureolaborealis

    Every time I see a picture of these folks, I have this playing in my head. (Also, during a lot of meetings I attend.)

    https://youtu.be/GN1lsRtSFPs?t=5m40s

  • ANNG14

    Ivanka who is extremely wealthy by birth and marriage has her clothing line made in China by slaves. So Marie Antionette of her.

    • theCryptofishist

      She recommends the brioche.

  • ANNG14

    No matter how rich, a grifter has to grift.

  • Scooby

    Ironically, Ivanka is a female entrepreneur.

  • pgjack

    Investing in women and girls benefits society? Now where have we heard that before. It seems to me that Hillary Clinton spent her entire adult life working on that. For Ivanka Trump to say those words and not pay homage to Hillary is repugnant. And for anyone to believe that this crew of hustlers will run an international foundation and keep it ethical is foolish.

    • JackRabbit

      Hillary Clinton is a criminally insane harridan who had a career ONLY because she married a charismatic, talented MAN. Why would anyone pay homage to that POS?

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