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Update: Schlussel has clarified she doesn’t consider this incident “harassment”; see end of post.

Now that Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly have gone bye-bye from Fox News thanks to sexual harassment lawsuits that ended up with the boys-will-be-boys receiving far more payout money than the accusers who accepted settlements, it’s time for more shoes to drop. Or perhaps be lobbed with great force. The latest came on Friday, when former Fox News guest and professional anti-Muslim rabble rouser Debbie Schlussel accused Fox host Sean Hannity of asking her to go to his hotel room, then when she refused, shutting her out of speaking during an interview and then dropping her from his roster of regular guests.

Here’s the Friday interview with Tulsa, Oklahoma, talk radio host Pat Campbell:

Schlussel says Hannity invited her to come to his hotel room twice during an event in Detroit, though she didn’t say when this happened exactly:

He had some event at a bookstore where…he signed his book for people standing in line. He asked me to meet him at this book signing. So I met him there, and it was very awkward. He had me stand up there with him while he signed books and I felt very weird. These people don’t know me and they didn’t come for me to sign their books. And so then I left to get ready for the show and he said, “Why don’t you come back with me to my hotel?” and I said no, I have to get ready for the show.

Schlussel said once she got to the studio, Hannity again asked her to come to his hotel, and she again declined. From her description, it’s not altogether clear whether this second proposition happened before or after the broadcast, but she says her father and brother were “there in the green room” — she didn’t specify whether they overheard. She said Hannity and his then-executive producer Bill Shine, now the co-president at Fox News, “treated me horribly” on the program. Hannity allegedly told her in advance that he and Schlussel would “double team” the Palestinian guest on the show, but then when the broadcast started, “every time I tried to open my mouth and say something, they yelled at me and said obey your host, you can’t say anything or else we’re gonna shut off your microphone.” Sort of gives you some insight into the fair-and-balancedness of the Fox News production process, too, doesn’t it?

When she turned Hannity down the second time, Schlussel said, he made it clear she done goofed and consequences would never be the same:

And then after that, I wasn’t booked on a show again. And he called me and yelled at me. It was made clear to me that I didn’t go back to his hotel with him after and all this other stuff, and I got a very weird feeling about the whole thing, and I kind of knew I wouldn’t be back on his show.

Schlussel added that a female executive producer for Hannity’s show nicknamed “Flirty Flipper” (Schlussel didn’t otherwise name her; the Source of All Knowledge identifies the producer as Jill Vitale, who has a dolphin tattoo) resigned at some point. Schlussel hinted there’s a “big story” there, too: “Why did she quit? Because there’s a big story behind it, and it’s not an above-board story why she quit.” Huh. We’re gonna go with “unsubstantiated second-hand rumor” on that one.

Hannity was Most Displeased, and sent an angry statement to several media outlets; LawNewz ran an unabridged version. Following the best stylistic practice for press releases, the statement uses all-caps, because Hannity is a man of the internet-commenting people:

LET ME BE CLEAR THE COMMENTS ABOUT ME ON A RADIO SHOW THIS WEEK by this individual ARE 100% false and a complete fabrication.

This individual is a serial harasser who has been lying about me for well over a decade. The individual has a history of making provably false statements against me in an effort to slander, smear and besmirch my reputation.

The individual has not just slandered me over the years but many people who this individual disagrees with.

This individual desperately seeks attention by any means necessary, including making unfounded personal attacks and using indefensible and outrageous political rhetoric.

My patience with this individual is over. I have retained a team of some of the finest and toughest lawyers in the country who are now in the process of laying out the legal course of action we will be taking against this individual.

In this fiercely divided and vindictive political climate I will no longer allow slander and lies about me to go unchallenged, as I see a coordinated effort afoot to now silence those with conservative views. I will fight every single lie about me by all legal means available to me as an American.

Schlussel and Hannity have a long history of conflict; in 2007, she accused him of “deliberately ripping off” one of her anti-Muslim rants, insisting it was only the latest of several such alleged plagiarisms. Then in 2010, Schlussel accused a charity he supported, the “Freedom Alliance,” of being a big scammy scam that didn’t really spend much on its stated mission, helping children of soldiers who’d died or been injured in Iraq and Afghanistan. Instead, she claimed the vets’ kids received only between 4% and 20% of the funds, while the charity allegedly spent “millions of dollars” for consultants, and “apparently to ferret [sic] the Hannity posse of family and friends in high style.” We’ll assume she was going for “fete,” but we can certainly understand weasels’ possible interest in Hannity as a peer.

LawNewz notes the charity’s founder and president wrote back to donors that the allegations were all-caps FALSE and that the group “has never provided planes, hotels, cars, limos, or anything else to Sean.” The only thing Hannity ever received from the group, the note said, was its gratitude for helping the troops.

Gawker also helpfully noted at the time that Schlussel was a “Crazy Birther blogger,” and added, “Her number crunching checks out, but she is also generally full of shit, so who knows?” David Frum weighed in and said Schlussel’s post was cacadoody, adding that she’d admitted her information came from “a blind source, who is, as she admits, a friend of a friend.”

Debbie Schlussel certainly has a history of interesting opinions, like warning that the Muslim guy in the boy band One Direction is secretly trying to sexxytime and do jihad to nice Christian teens. She marked Maya Angelou’s passing by saying Angelou was “America’s most overrated crappy writer,” whose only claim to literary quality was being “Black..and a far-leftist” — Schlussel closed her RIP with a gleeful, boldfaced “Maya Angelou, Rot In Hell.” Back in 2009, Schlussel fretted that “Muslim music dude” A. R. Rahman’s acceptance speech for the Slumdog Millionaire score had ushered in “the First ‘Allahu Akbar’ Oscars.” And so on. She is definitely a rightwing nut, and possibly rightwingier and wingnuttier than Hannity, which perhaps weakens today’s proclamation at the Gateway Pundit that Schlussel’s harassment accusation marks “the latest leftist attack on right-wing media stars.” But you see, it’s a leftist attack since it’s being reported by the lamestream media, and Sean Hannity “always had an impeccable reputation,” while Debbie Schlussel is “an absolute lunatic”

Let’s be clear: Debbie Schlussel is definitely a rightwing loon, but her crazy politics, and even her longtime animus against Hannity, don’t necessarily mean she’s making up this harassment claim. Maybe it will be shown to be bullshit — no source has yet nailed down a Detroit book signing where Schlussel appeared with Hannity — and Hannity will get a big defamation judgment against Schlussel. But even rightwing women can be harassed, and if there’s anything to Schlussel’s claims — like if her father and brother overheard the proposition in the green room — or if other women come forward, then Fox News may find itself paying another small settlement to an accuser and a big golden parachute to a disgraced star.

Update: In an interview with LawNewz published Monday morning, Debbie Schlussel disputes media reports describing Sean Hannity’s behavior as “sexual harassment.” She says the incident definitely happened as she described it, but says it doesn’t amount to sexual harassment:

“I would never accuse him of that. Sexual harassment has a special meaning under the law, and I would never accuse him of that,” Schlussel, an attorney herself, said. Schlussel said the interaction happened in the early 2000’s when Hannity was in Detroit taping a show […]

“I never thought I was sexually harassed by Sean Hannity, I thought he was weird and creepy not someone I liked,” Schlussel said.

She also said she considered Hannity’s threat to sue her for defamation “laughable,” since everything she said happened, happened, and that she was considering counter-suing Hannity for defaming her by describing her in a statement as a “serial harasser.”

“It’s defamatory,” Schussel said, “Everything I said was true, and truth is an absolute bar to defamation. He on the other hand has a murky record on truth.”

In related news, shares in Amalgamated Popcorn are up slightly this morning.

[KFAQ / Daily Beast / Gateway Pundit / LawNewz / Update: LawNewz]

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  • Undocumented Skwerl!
  • Nounverb911

    Just as long as the trial isn’t in Memphis….

  • exinkwretch

    I find this accusation a little difficult to believe. I suspect Hannity’s sex life is limited to pleasuring himself while gazing at a copy of “The Art of the Deal.”

    • msanthropesmr

      How does one pleasure oneself without genetalia?

  • proudgrampa

    “The individual has a history of making provably false statements against me in an effort to slander, smear and besmirch my reputation.”

    Oh, Sean. You besmirched your reputation all by yourself.

  • TundraGrifter

    Wow – the shoes are dropping over there at Faux News like the 82nd Airborne just landed.

  • msanthropesmr

    Let’s make this simple. Any women who Fox News assholes haven’t perved over, raise your hand.

    • Anna Rompage

      Poor Peggy Noonan, it appears she’s one of just a few….

  • Marceline

    I’ll never understand why people like Hannity and O’Reilly don’t just employ the services of sex workers. If they want cootchie so bad, just pay for it upfront.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      On account of it ain’t about coochie, it’s about power and cruelty.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Pay? Like a commoner? Like a non-Trump?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      As a far wiser man once said, “I don’t pay prostitutes for sex, I pay them to leave.”

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Because that damages their egos.

  • BearGHAZI

    To be fair, I don’t believe Hannity wanted anything in that hotel room beyond a rough spanking and maybe a diaper change

    • Stulexington

      To be fair, that’s almost as gross as sexing him.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Now now. That is former Senator David “Diaper” Vitter’s kink. I can’t imagine Lumpy’s. Water sports?

  • anwisok

    She seems like someone who deserves to be harassed, but in a *protesters following her everywhere* *advertiser boycott* *email campaign* kinda way, NOT IN A SEXUAL HARASSED WAY! I hope she sues and wins bunches of monies form both Hannity and Faux!

  • Chadwells

    An update on her claims…not sure she did herself any favors with this.

    “Former Hannity guest says he didn’t ‘sexually harass’ her, but was ‘creepy'”

    http://thehill.com/homenews/media/330190-hannity-accuser-says-he-didnt-sexually-harass-her-but-was-creepy

    • FlownΩver

      Hannity “creepy?” OMG!!1! Dog Bites Man!

  • Anna Rompage

    I’m sure that now that Sean has hired some of the finest and toughest lawyers in the country, that this woman will be coerced & cornered into signing a very comprehensive NDA in exchange for a few million buckeroos…

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Fox NEEEEEEEWWWWWs.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    It’s starting to sound like this was a sexual harassment firm that just did a bit of “news” as a sideline.

  • TundraGrifter

    She was on the money regarding the “Freedom Concerts” scam. Almost none of the ticket money went to benefit the charity. People buying tickets were given the option of adding a contribution. That money did go – credited as being raised by the concerts.

    There’s a long, sorry history of crap like this. Look at Col. Ollie North’s “charity.”

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Pretty much every “charity” being fronted by a winger is just a con. Some are just more elaborate than others.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      North should have been stripped of his rank and pension, but the shitty grade Z movie star personally intervened to prevent it.

  • wait! what?

    Jill probably got replaced by a non-paid intern…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/53782bb9dbadcbaf2c67e45e10eeb57c5f82620f17a9c0f1d290e28d52af2115.gif

    …who just couldn’t get the hang of putting mines on yachts.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    This shit is never going to stop until every male at Fox save Shep Smith is fired.

  • Nounverb911

    Wasn’t Hannity the moran that promised to get tased that time?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I thought it was waterboarded? Either way, he chiseled out of it. They’re all base cowards.

      • Nounverb911

        That’s right, waterboarding. Either one just as long as he regrets volunteering, after it happens.

  • The Wanderer

    Is it wrong to want Bad Things to happen to both sides in this?

    • Chadwells

      Nope.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I think it’s mandatory.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      “A plague on both their houses.” Or something like that. I think I read it in a Golden Key comic book.

  • Oneofthebobs

    Gee, who do you believe when you’re dealing with a bunch of liars? Debbie might wish that she had retained a little credibility right now.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    This may or may not be true. But given what we’ve learned about Fox News, I would bet that Hannity was is definitely part of the general culture – the butt-patting, dress-sexier-next-time-honey, get-me-some-coffee-willya-babe kind of atmosphere. I bet they’re all pretty Mad Men over there.

  • Hannity,

    “This individual is a serial harasser who has been lying about me for well over a decade. The individual has a history of making provably false statements against me in an effort to slander, smear and besmirch my reputation.
    The individual has not just slandered me over the years but many people who this individual disagrees with.

    This individual desperately seeks attention by any means necessary, including making unfounded personal attacks and using indefensible and outrageous political rhetoric.”

    Christ, what a self righteous asshole.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Something about “removing the log from one’s own eye” comes to mind.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Sean, news for you, you have no reputation to besmirch.

    • schmannity

      It’s bad enough that his reputation has been slandered, but smeared and besmirched? That’s going too far.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Seems to me that Obama could say the same things about Scammity.

    • FlownΩver

      “…slander, smear and besmirch…”? Looks like Mr. Roget got a real workout on this one.

      Also, too: doesn’t this smack of a bit of “doth protest too much”? It’s in line with the usual faux-Macho mode of defending by going on the attack as heavy as possible. I smell more bullshit than usual from Hannity.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I always thought of Hannity as asexual. All that bile is a boner-killer.

    • tihond

      I always thought he was someone that Tucker Carlson wouldn’t be comfortable sharing a bathroom with.

    • Strepsi

      coke and viagara… plus the FOX guys always can get it up for a blonde spouting rabid lunacy while wearing a short skirt.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Fox getting a nice “she lied because they always lie” courtroom ruling right about now seems like it would do a world of good to repair their current image.

    I’m not saying that’s what’s going on, Fox has a gross corporate culture and I’m sure there are plenty of ladies with horrible stories, Debbie Schlussel included, I’m just having random thoughts about this whole thing is all.

  • Nounverb911
    • MynameisBlarney

      LOL

  • Bill D. Burger

    Ahhh….memories…like the corners of my mind….

    And that’s BEFORE it got ugly!
    ~rimshot~
    I’ll show myself out.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0b1c659d00c3f40f55f7ddc16258c648d5118d4fad5d5acb30f42a9d5510395.jpg?w=600&h=400

    And as for InsHanity…..Waterboard him! Make the Trumpasslicker’ talk!
    And if he happens to drown, I’m okay with that too.

    • Nounverb911

      Which one is the “it”?

      • Bill D. Burger

        “Both of em’ Katie!”

      • Opalescent Riddles

        You know, the lighting is bad in this photo, but even so, I don’t find Debbie at all unattractive. Now of course Bane has enough ugly for two people, the inside kind of ugly.

        • Opalescent Riddles

          Wait a minute. I should have Googled her for potential “inside ugly” as well.

          I consider it a happy accident that I didn’t know who she was before this.

    • Opalescent Riddles

      I had also suggested the waterboarding at another site, and repeated it elsewhere in this discussion.

  • schmannity

    When Schlussel starts talking about radical Islam and terror, Sean’s boner will not be denied!

  • Chadwells

    OT: Jesus mother fucking christ…we are all going to die because of this fucking plebeian asshole. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f697c99f001fd399457b24be93c753e3a61446dcc3852e4ead26afc57fc2827.png

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Whokouldanode it was all so complicated?

    • BadKitty904

      The latest from the cast of Uncle Vlad’s Amateur Hour?

    • Me The People

      I tried reading the full transcript – it’s fucking brain damage, ludicrous narcissistic word salad. What a sick joke.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      The saddest thing is, I actually think he really DID have no idea, no idea at all, of what the job entailed–he’s actually THAT stupid. And unhinged. I still don’t understand why everyone isn’t up in arms, horrified, demanding an end to this!

    • Jgb979

      Nobody knew bein president was hard!!! Who would have ever imagined a man with no political experience whatsoever might not have the slightest effing clue what he was doing?

      Not Donald Trump that’s who!!!

      • FlownΩver

        “Dr. Dunning, I’d like you to meet Dr. Kruger. Dr. Kruger, Dr. Dunning.”

    • LarryHoudini

      “Everything’s so [unintelligible].” For me, that sums up a lot.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      He went from dealing with massive udders to massive orders

  • BadKitty904

    That Rupert Murdoch sure knows how to pick ’em.

    • Nounverb911

      James and Lachlan Murdoch sure know how to fire’em.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        I’m betting they aren’t through yet.

  • They both seem nice.

  • Mpeg

    “This individual is a serial harasser
    This individual has a history
    This individual desperately seeks attention
    This individual went to market
    This individual stayed home
    This individual had roast beef
    This individual had none
    This individual went “Whee whee weee”
    Because this individual is actually Me, me, ME!” – – Sean Hannity

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I am awarding you an extra baker’s dozen upfists for this; unfortunately, you’ll just have to count them in your head.

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    • UncleTravelingMatt

      “She came at me with a knife.”

    • schmannity

      Hey, that’s only 8 toes. Hannity is a sloth!

  • Me The People

    On the one hand Schlussel does have a lot of previous for generating (much needed) attention by warring with fellow wingnuts, and on the other, we have Sean Hannity and Fox News.

    • BadKitty904

      “It was a match made in Walmart…”

  • Bill D. Burger

    No doubt the swirling aura of Alpha-masculinity shrouding Hannity’s plump yet virile physique gives the impression that he’s always on the make.

    Ewww….threw up in my mouth a little. Actually, I find it humorous that these fucking FOX tossers always seem to think that they ARE Alpha males.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Well, deep deep deep down, they know all too well they are omega males, the rock bottom of worthless non-masculinity. That’s why they make so much worthless porcine noise.

  • Anna Rompage

    Am I the only one who’s totally grossed out by the thought of Sean Hannity trying to have sex with another person, consensual or not…

    • BadKitty904

      Heterosexuals have a lot to answer for, is all I’m sayin’…

    • rosenbomb

      Definitely not. The thought of Ailes, O’Reilly or Hannity touching me makes me want to die/give up sex altogether.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        How about them all touching each other? Fox Lemon Party!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I’m just not seeing anybody to root for in this story

    • BadKitty904

      I see two who should be rooting for truffles.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Also, it nearly defies masturbating to.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Hard to choose a side in this one. Like choosing between Jason or Freddy?!?

    http://www.insidethemagic.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/freddy-vs-jason-new-line.jpg

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Angry, all caps denials are the most credible ones.

  • Chadwells

    OT….at a loss for ways to curse about this…so I’m just punching holes in the walls….
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c095a02d7bd74aec45438ec9d86d2b70ffa1597707291cff8b1e19a0ce96af2b.png

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Name three, Donnie.

    • BadKitty904

      Crazy people say crazy things. Simmah down, sport, simmah down…

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      “A lot of the people . . . some people . . .” Just how many voices does he have inside his head?

      • Nockular cavity

        AOT, K

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Van Jones is an utter idiot. This is evidence of this.

    • CripesAmighty

      “That was some weird shit.”
      –Fmr. Pres. George W. Bush

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Nobody to root for here.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Yeah, that was my take as well. Nobody deserves sexual harassment EVER though (assuming the allegations are true, and I think she deserves the benefit of the doubt). She’s still a crappy person.

    • On the other hand, popcorn sales to liberals just went through the roof.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      I’m rooting for the lawyers. Most of them have kids to send to college.

  • Randy Riddle

    Fox isn’t so much a news network as it is a drunken frat boy party for 50-90 year old white men.

    • BadKitty904

      Fox isn’t so much a news network.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      70-90 year old bigoted white men. And it’s a bit more of a fluff-festival of bigot-porn, I’d say.

  • Persistent Demme

    Wait!
    They were gonna “double team” the Palestinian guest?!
    Well that doesn’t sound fair or balanced!
    I’m shocked!
    Shocked, I tell you!

    • BadKitty904

      And revolted! Revolted, too!!!1!

  • House0fTheBlueLights
  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    “I am going to defend myself from these baseless, malicious charges with the greatest vigour, after I finish tossing the President’s salad. Hmmm…you had a taco bowl for lunch today, didn’t you sir?”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8efc5448c4eb794571cb98575042130abcfb6681bd385eb02feadf6f60749919.jpg

    • schmannity

      C’mon, not during lunch break!

  • unagidon

    Maybe she’s just one of those crazy women who finds a two inch forehead a turnoff.

  • zerosumgame0005
  • jesterpunk

    When will a state pass a law banning male fox news employees, republicans and the Trump family from bathrooms and locker rooms? Seems like those 3 groups are the ones doing all the raping and sexual harassing.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Thanks Dok.
    LawNewz is now reporting that she has backed off of her claim. Lumpy still plans to sue.
    I hope the lawyers get all the monies from both of them.

  • WiscoJoe

    Gee, I’m starting to question the judgement and integrity of Fox News.

  • Nockular cavity

    So if we say that we want to ferret the Hannity posse, too, we don’t have to add “with votes,” do we?

  • therblig

    charity navigator on the freedom alliance: https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=6590

    “Freedom Alliance was founded in 1990 by Oliver North, who now serves as the organization’s honorary chairman. We work to keep America strong, keep America prosperous, and keep America free. The mission of Freedom Alliance is to advance the American heritage of freedom by honoring and encouraging military service, defending the sovereignty of the United States and promoting a strong national defense.”

    spends 41% of its budget on fundraising.

    2 out of 4 stars. sounds like a bunch of scumbags.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Just had a call from someone like this. If Caller ID says “Name Unavailable” and I have to ask THREE times for a name, it’s a scam.

      • Anna Rompage

        I’m surprised they didn’t offer to help you “fix” your bad credit at the same time…. All we need is your social security number, date of birth, current address, and mother’s maiden name…

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Also sounds as though service families are a definite afterthought.

  • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

    Maybes we should do lots of waterboardings to Sean Hannity to find out if he did do shitty sexual harassment things to Still Crazy Wingnut Debbie Schlussel.

    • jesterpunk

      I am ok with waterboarding Hannity for any reason. Its only been 2924 days since he said he would be waterboarded.

  • BadKitty904

    Sean and Debs were just two garbage-scows, passing in the night…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSbSKNk9f0

  • Jgb979

    As awful as it is being reminded that Sean Hannity has a sex drive
    #teamasteroid

    • BadKitty904

      And here I thought Republicans grew from alien pods…

  • memzilla Ω
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I need a Silkwood shower after reading this. Eww…

  • Opalescent Riddles

    Hey Seanny boy? Haven’t you been procrastinating on your voluntary waterboarding to show that it is effective and reliable? Here’s your chance. Just show us how long you’ll endure it while maintaining what you believe to be “the truth” in this matter.

    My money’s on you crumpling like a Chik-fil-a wrapper within just a few minutes and “admitting” you’re a sexual predator so that the waterboarding stop. Then, we’ll know you’re a perv because according to you, torture works. But if you recant, you’ll have to admit that torture doesn’t work.

    We all win either way.

  • Courser_Resistance

    I think I’m going to just walk away from this one. It’s too… complicated to assess at this point.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I’m struggling to feel sympathy for either of these people.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Last of the International Perv-boys

    • vivian

      It’s Perv-Boys all the way down.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Hannity’s lawyers will mount a defense by putting forward a procession of women who say he sexually harassed them and used an entirely different method.

    • weejee

      So even Sean’s attorneys are getting into the mounting thing.

  • jesterpunk

    Cant root for either one, but I do know what I can do.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/E3xXqq617AaFW/giphy.gif

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Can I just root for all of them to lose?

  • goonemeritus

    Considering how many of Fox’s hosts are participating in this kind of behavior it would seem financially prudent to construct an in studio sex dungeon.

  • msanthropesmr

    We have nicknames here at work too. Like the lady in the next office, who we call Dot, but whose real name is Dorothy. I don’t recall anyone being called Flirty Flipper.

  • LesBontemps

    I love the smell of wingnuts napalming each other in the morning. Or any other time of day/night, also too.

  • OneYieldRegular

    LET ME BE CLEAR THE COMMENTS ABOUT ME ON A RADIO SHOW THIS WEEK by this individual ARE 100% false and a complete fabrication, and is so false and complete that I have opted to discuss that fine falseness and completeliness in my fine column, that you can rock to all night long, baby.

    This individual is a bodacious serial harasser who has been lying about me for well over a decade, or more, like unto eternity, but I let it slide, because she is so fine. The individual has a history of making provably false statements against me, because did I not offer an exquisite lobster dinner with the best champagne and reddest roses the world has to offer?, but not appreciating them, in an effort to slander, smear, besmirch, sully, tarnish, and deundignify my smoove reputation and keep me from my usual fine state of freakstasy.

    The individual has not just slandered me over the years but many people who this individual disagrees with, too, but I am the finest, and if she breaks with me I cannot guarantee that I will be available, or single, at that time in the future when she may change her mind and then regret that I am taken by another fine lady, though not as fine.

    This individual desperately seeks attention by any means necessary, including riding that fine body on the dance floor while making unfounded personal attacks and using indefensible and outrageous political rhetoric, and I never have commented on that fine booty, which everyone will agree is most fine and could be rode all night long, except for sleeping occasionally.

    My patience with this individual is over unless she opens her eyes to my wonderful smooveness. I have retained a team of some of the finest and toughest lawyers in the country who are now in the process of laying out the legal course of action we will be taking against and in hot pursuit of this individual, in her home, in her office, freaking on the dance floor, if necessary.

    In this fiercely divided and vindictive political climate I will no longer allow slander and lies and distruths about me to go unchallenged, as I see a coordinated effort afoot to now silence those with conservative views, even those who, like myself, are so fine that ladies are dying to sex us wildly. I will fight every single lie about me by all legal means available to me as one of the finest of all Americans, and with my smoove body that can freak you all night, girl, if you get wise and hop on it. Baby.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      You need a Fox show. I would watch that shit.

    • mailman27

      The return of Smoove B!!!111! Bravo!

  • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

    Somewhere Tucker is sweating and tugging on his bowtie

  • BadKitty904

    OT: Say, speaking of those two crazy kids currently running the United States of America…

    John Oliver Reveals How Frighteningly Little We Know About Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner
    Are they really moderating forces in the White House?
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-oliver-ivanka-trump-jared-kushner_us_58fda5e1e4b018a9ce5c508e?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    • FlownΩver

      Moderating toward sanity, perhaps. And then only because there’s a long way to go.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    And hey, speaking of shitty conservative rich assholes and the not-much-more-palatable women who work for them,

    https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/856541445330788353

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      *blinks*
      Damn, the man thinks veiled threats are funny?

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        Threats all around, too. Haley, w her job & the UN Council w the possibility of getting John Bolton or some shit.

        • FlownΩver

          “…John Bolton or some shit.”

          Redundancy alert!

      • Mumen Rider Justice CRASH!

        I think that’s just how he communicates

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I don’t imagine he thinks they’re veiled.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      I’ve marveled before at a man who demands absolute loyalty has absolutely none of his own to give. Why he’s not been stabbed in the back (metaphorically, I guess, or with votes or whatever) is a real mystery to me.

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        There’s still time.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        The yes-men and women around him were making money from him up ’til now. Things may change.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        There are some delightful stories out there about how Marla treated him.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Mayhaps because he can only get sycophantic idiot wimps and fools to follow him. At least Donald has been practical enough to keep the one’s who would shank him at bay (except Pooty Poot, of course).

    • Mavenmaven

      She’s more popular than him, so he’s got to take her down.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Yeah, but if the polls are to be believed, so is herpes. I doubt he’s going to med school this late in the game.

    • therblig
      • Carpe Vagenda

        You just know somewhere out there Richard Hatch is thinking that white male reality tv villains can’t get ahead because of all the SJW affirmative action in Whtie House hiring.

  • Nounverb911

    B Barry Bamz is on the TV machine right now…
    https://twitter.com/CNNJason/status/856541303693344770

  • Mr. Blobfish

    If Sean wants to get some action, he’ll need a better pickup line than “pull my finger”.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    There was also that (perhaps related, still unclear) Hannity freak out over the weekend about his conversations not being kept private. I hope the pressure is getting to him.
    https://twitter.com/yottapoint/status/855910230189760512

  • BadKitty904

    OT: OK, I confess – he’s even crazier than I thought. The excerpts in list of “most bizarre moments” in the interview listed here are just…

    7 Baffling Moments from Donald Trump’s AP Interview
    So many words, so little sense.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ap-interview_us_58fdb6fae4b06b9cb917f7ca?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    I can’t imagine ANY other POTUS in my lifetime saying something like this to Associated Press.

  • Anna Rompage

    That’s weird, Sean seems much more like a guy who prefers being dressed up in dirty diaper, while having his testicles repeatedly hit with the narrow edge of a 2×4, and his throat fucked by a 16 year old boy who’s dressed up as Sean’s mother…

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      Oh yeah, I heard that. It’s a thing people are saying, very smart people.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Not that there’s anything wrong w… uuhrrm. Yeah, maybe there’s something wrong with that.

    • Me not sure

      Don’t hold back. Let it all out.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    I find it hard to give a shit about someone who trash talked Maya Angelou after she died.

  • Mary Sandoras

    I definitely would have shown up at Hannity’s hotel room with Daddy and bro and gleefully watched him squirm in discomfort.

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Upon hearing Hannity has just one accuser, Billo and Ailes say, rookie.

    • Me not sure

      With an “r”?

    • Mary Sandoras

      I wonder how Billo’s podcast in doing? He must be rolling in tens of dollars by now.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    GOP/Wingnut Logicisms

    If sexual harassment “victims” are lefty libtard femiNAZI’s, they are totally liars because they are weak snowflakees

    If sexual harassment “victims” are rightwing, they are totally liars, too, because THEY would never let themselves be victims like those weak libtard snowflakes.

    In sum, all the bitches be lyin’!1!!

    Damn! Why the fuck do these cretins have to make me at least believe wingnut women as a matter of principle.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      You will be unsurprised to hear that the flying wingnut monkey brigade on Twitter is calling the accusations against Hannity the work of left-wing saboteurs. Because, you know, there’s no way a RWNJ woman would ever be in that situation, or say anything about it, or some other reason…?

  • Edith Prickly

    Sigh. Feminism is hard sometimes. Sexual harassment is always wrong, even when the target is a repulsive bigoted trash fire like Debbie Schlussel. On the other hand, I can’t get too upset about her losing access to a high-profile platform for her noxious spew. So I’ll go with a schoolmarmish “maybe it’s time you thought about the kind of people you’re associating with.”

    • honeywest

      True. Like math, feminism is hard! Let’s go Shopping! I have a feeling Hannity isn’t the next one to fall. Doesn’t help with CRAZIE as the accuser.

      • calliecallie

        Honey West! I loved that show as a girl.

    • JD Mulvey

      I actually have zero sympathy for any of these FOX plaintiffs. They went to work for the most important organization in the ongoing campaign to discredit progressivism –ie, the movement that brought us, inter alia, the employment discrimination laws.

      Folk them, I say. Folk them all.

  • My brother and I were trying to figure out who the next Sex Slimer at Fox would turn out to be—because you KNOW there’s going to be more; once that boil pops, the pus just keeps gushing—and we both dismissed Hannity as a real possibility because he just doesn’t seem like someone who has normal* human sexual urges. I figured he probably had a giant crying eagle poster on the ceiling over his bed, and he jerks off to it every morning. Shows what we know!

    *Normal for misogynist dingleberries, I mean. The usual Fox employee.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      So who were you contemplating? Steve Doocy maybe, though he seems more like someone who’d bypass the carrot and stick and head straight for brute force.

      Is that bald psychiatrist freak still on? How about the reinstated Judge Andrew Napolitano?

      • Actually I put my money on the other Fox Friend, Brian Kilmeade. I’ve been saying for years that he looks like a rapist, although a really incompetent one that you could probably mace or sock in the nuts or and get away from. And then he would get caught because he’d call the police crying that a woman attacked him. (I have a rich imagination.)

        • lowenufc

          Is there something wrong with me that my knowledge of these fucksticks is so limited that I really have no opinion on which Fox Sleazebag will be next? How about AOT,K?

        • Elvis Causticfellow

          Oh wait, I got Doocy and Kilmeade mixed up. Yes, Kilmeade, imaginative scenario and all.

          • I always get them mixed up, too. I usually have to Google to figure out which one I mean.

          • Elvis Causticfellow

            I always think they should both be Doocy because it sounds like Douchey.

  • coozledad

    Hannity probably assumed Debbie was into scatplay as much as he is, and Debbie was shocked Sean would try and fuck anyone but Ailes.

  • Anna Rompage

    Her claims are totally fake! I mean Sean doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would cheat on his own mother, or anything like that!

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      “Our super-hard-line responses include sudden, pre-emptive strikes involving land, naval, underwater and airmobile assets.”

      They forgot to mention that North Korea’s also installed a super-duper powerful rail gun on the moon. *makes jack-off motion*.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Sink it with what? They don’t have any subs that could reach it before being targeted and sunk by the battle group, they don’t have cruise missiles that could reach the effective range for damage before being shot down, and even a ballistic missile (assuming they even have the technology to use it on a moving target like a carrier) is a slow moving weapon that could be blown up.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Hell, a carrier doesn’t even need to sink the sub; it’s faster than any sub running submerged, it could just leave. And the NK still has to locate the carrier in the first place, as the Pacific is rather large.

        That and North Korea’s missiles are awfully vulnerable to hacking, as they discovered at their derp-test last week.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      The problem with statements from North Korea is that their amplifiers are stuck on 11.

  • Mavenmaven
    • Oblios_Cap

      Well, he definitely is creepy.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    “Flirty Flipper.”

    This will not stand.

  • Jenny

    What a bunch of assholes.

  • 3FingerPete

    “This individual desperately seeks
    attention by any means necessary, including making unfounded personal
    attacks and using indefensible and outrageous political rhetoric.”

    And yet Fox failed to offer her a prime time hosting gig.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Oh, he meant her.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    o bliss o glee o joy for all my former woes a thousand times repaid: Joy Reid smacks down Glenn Greenwald, and Nate Cohn slaps down Ron Fournier. Everybody’s smacking down @maggienyt, but since her answer is always some variation of “But you don’t understand, nobody likes her” I won’t bother.

    https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/856529386123784197

    https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/856330476121989120

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      They don’t understand much…”turducken of bad punditry” is a terrific line.
      How the hell does Chris Cillizza have a job?!?

      http://driftglass.blogspot.ca/2017/04/ron-fournier-knows-you-cant-go-out-into.html

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        That made my head hurt.

        Fucking villagers…

      • Carpe Vagenda

        In fairness, it’s a job at CNN. Where Eric Lichtblau and David Axelrod also ended up as peers of Keyleigh’s and Corey’s.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Why do I suddenly feel like having a cigarette? I don’t even smoke…

  • rocktonsam

    “why don’t you come back with me to my hotel?”
    because I don’t fuck assholes, asshole

    • Thaumaturgist

      If what Debbie says is true, Sean does fuck assholes.

  • diogenez

    I for one and relieved that FOX stands for conservative family values. Think how bad this might be otherwise.
    https://onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/fo/foxlegs/foxlegs_fullsize_story1.jpg?1402076692

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Are any of those women “pundits”?

      • Anna Rompage

        No, they’re just guests for a segment on ‘People who wear clubbing clothes to their professional jobs’…

        Personally, I think the women should be able to wear suits, and the men should be dressed in short short dresses, just to show how ridiculous the double standard is …

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Drag Day at Fox! Sounds fun. Even MSNBC is too uptight to do something like that though. Fox viewers would burn down the station, that’s how much fun they are.

          • Anna Rompage

            Let’s pressure them to do it! Fingers crossed!

        • Anna Elizabeth

          And they aren’t even nice Club Wear. I can do business smooth, except I know my skirts are a little too “mini” for an office.

          I also have Rave gear. I don’t wear it for appointments or casual dining, either.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        They are women whom Fox viewers like to “pundit” to.

      • diogenez

        You’re saying it wrong. Its: PUNDINTS.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      See, I wear miniskirts and heels, so I don’t mind the clothes. I do mind them being hypocritical Bitches on sex and politics, *while* they show leg.

      No woman should feel ashamed to show her legs, or to dress sexy. But we should not then be hypocrites about any other issue that does no harm to others.

      • It should also not be a uniform, as, it apparently is. I am betting most of these are kept there- they all seem to have similar lines and hems to them as if the same person picked out a bunch of dresses all from Ross, in all the colors they could manage.
        would totes explain why the bigger busted ones seem to be popping out of theirs, as if the size was not correct

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Yeah, I think you’re right. Somebody just cleared a rack at Ross (Pun intended) and bundled them all in them.

          Yet, they would call me slurs, “slut” being the least of which, for my mini and micro skirts.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      2nd from left: “Hmf. I have nicer legs than that bitch.”

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      That poor guys testicles are so turtled, he may not be able to pee for a week.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Do MALE pundits need sex appeal?

      Now think about all the dickheads who’d be unemployed if we used this same standard against men.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      They’re a bunch of goddamned children. Where is the recess duty teacher when you need her?!

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      WTF.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Why not just rent a copy of Mandingo?

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      That is NOT the idea you were supposed to take away from Django Unchained.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Jeez, they can’t even do anything fun while being racist, power-mad weirdos. How about leg wrestling? Naked leg wrestling? Sack races in the snow? Chili cookoffs?

      I could be a better petty tyrant than any of these sad Fox conservatives.

    • Mary Sandoras

      Just when you think they can’t get any lower, they do.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      News of dwarf-throwing contests can’t be far away.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      lolwut?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Are you fucking kidding me, Faux Noos?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Hannity & Schlussel certainly paints a disturbing picture…

    Schlussel means key”. Maybe Seanted her to come open his door because he locked himself out.

    • If she is the key master does that make him the gate keeper? Like reverse Hannity?

      • Oblios_Cap

        “Reverse Hannity” just sounds dirty.

      • jesterpunk

        Urban dictionary has an interesting definition for Hannity, trying to figure out what the reverse would be.

  • No one deserves that kind of harassment, if true.
    However, one would hope at least Debbie sees just what she means to her beloved Right Wing right about now.

  • Mary Sandoras
    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Rachel is a SMART and Rush, Sean and Glennie are all big dumb dumbs.

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      Rash Limbaugh’s face makes me so irrationally angry. I’ve hated that fat fuck since I was a child too young to hate anyone.

      I wish him ill, very very ill…

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Revenge of the Drop-Outs?

    • chimichanga

      Birth of the Idiocracy

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Even this cunt shouldn’t be sexually harassed. Is it to much to hope that Faux Noos might have to clear the decks completely?

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I imagine they will need a fire hose and a lot of bleach to scrub the place down.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Or maybe napalm.

      • jesterpunk

        Nuke it from orbit, you have to be sure and the building cant be saved.

    • MizzMazz

      I’m with you, Anna. No one should be sexually harassed, period. But goddam, is it so hard to work with people and not pressure them for sex? Or even bring the idea of sex into the workplace? You’re there to work, not get laid. Oh, right, it’s a power thing, and some assholes just get off on humiliating others. Poison has been festering at Fox News for a long time, and now the zit is getting popped (ewww!).

      • OOOHHHh I like this analogy, even if ew.
        Faux News is the Zit of the universe and it is getting popped.

        • MizzMazz

          And you know you have to have that pore cleaned out and make sure the pus doesn’t come back.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        “Well, the women just go to work to get themselves a husband, right? We’re just trying to help out.”

        Seriously, if I didn’t know any better, I’d believe it may be the other way around (certainly #notallmen). The only people who have consistently proven that the workplace is just another place to get hitched have been the He-Men Idiot Folks who forever blather that women can’t handle “real” work environments without being distracted by stuff.

        • MizzMazz

          *Scowls* I was raised that way. My Mother ran away from her small Iowa town to Denver to work in banks, but as soon as she met my Dad, she became the housewife, and raised my Sister and I to have the same expectations. Nevermind that the times had changed, the Parents had not. “You go to MPC (the local community college) work a bit, and find a husband.

          In the midst of all of the bullshit that is happening, I am glad that people have realised that getting a spouse is not the end-all-be-all for education and career. There is some progress despite all the bad news.

          • YoBunnyBunny

            Even though I wasn’t explicitly raised that way, there was still that soft expectation to get married and have some children after college in the wider society, and I’m only 31yrs old. It wasn’t blatant but it was things like the clamor to get hitched to a NBA/NFL-destined sportsballer or law or MBA school-bound frat-bro. (My older sister jokingly tried to hawk me to one of her college’s star b-ballers, who’s now in the NBA, which is now a family joke anytime we see him on the TeeVee machine.)

            Things are changing but slowly. If anything I’ve been much encouraged by things like when little pop tartlets like Ariana Grande get all feministy. Like, wow, these little girls ain’t having these days!!!!

          • MizzMazz

            Bullet dodged, I say. do what you like, be who you like, and don’t spit on donuts like Ariana (wasn’t she the donut spitter?)

          • YoBunnyBunny

            Yeah, that was her. But even the stupid donut spitters have the feminisms nowadays lol.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        As Jen B says, awesome analogy.

        And yeah, what happened to “don’t shit where you eat”, etc.?

        Believe me, Ima flirt, I love attention, but not in a business, medical, or other professional sitch.

        • MizzMazz

          How hard is it to just leave people alone and do your jobs?

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Right?

  • JackLinks

    Hannity being chased by Ron Paul supporters and it wasn’t for his autograph!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7b4IqC8BA8

  • Latverian Diplomat

    The Dating Game, Fox News Edition:

    “Married Man #1, what’s your idea of a romantic date?”
    “I would call you into my office and make it clear to you that if you didn’t let me slobber on you like Jabba the Hutt, your career was over…”

    “Umm, Married Man #2, same question.”
    “I would launch a campaign of telephone harassment culminating in a lengthy shower fantasy where I mistook ‘falafel’ for ‘loofah’.”

    “Oh boy. Married Man #3?”
    “I would insist that you pointlessly stand next to me at one of my book signings, bluntly proposition you, and then berate you on my cable TV show if you turned me down.”

    “OK, I’ll be calling my lawyer now…”

    • Me not sure

      I hope he’s not that guy from Tennessee.

    • ManchuCandidate

      The answer is in the butt?

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        The answer is always* the butt, Katie!

        *As long as it’s consensual.

      • chimichanga

        I believe that be the butt, Bawb

  • Iron Monkey

    ferret [sic] the Hannity posse of family and friends in high style.”

    With all due respect to the AP Style Guide, that sounds more sick than sic.

    • TundraGrifter

      Hard to blame “ferret” for “ferry” on SpelChek.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Not much anybody can say except, its FauxNuz…..

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    No matter what the question is, the answer is always “AOT,K”

  • UnsaltedSinner

    I’m sure this is a misunderstanding. Hannity was probably just trying to greet her in the sophisticated European way, as they always do at Fox News.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0857a1f8b1c1578fbb85498c4e62ec3d869179bd70cff250ef8dc94ce1803733.gif

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Damn, he greets Japp nicer than Ms. Lemmon.

  • Me not sure

    Hannity claims to be of Irish heritage. Iran and Iraq also start with “Ir”. Coincidence?
    I wonder.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      It would be irresponsible *not* to speculate: is Sean Hannity an Iranian Spy, sent to destroy America by being such an insufferable asshole that the nation actually expires simply thru exposure to him?

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    That explains why she was dropped from the right wing wurlitzer. It had nothing to due with her being a raving lunatic.

    • tomamitai

      Yeah, ’cause that usually increases their value, especially to Fox.

  • Uh-oh some Fox News crony must have gotten to her can she’s altering her story now:

    http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/despite-reports-fmr-fox-guest-now-claims-she-was-never-sexually-harassed-by-sean-hannity/

    Also what a vile piece of shit (Am I talking about Hannity or Schlussel? Yes) In Schlussel’s case it was this fun little tidbit at the end of the article:

    On Schlussel’s blog, she has garnered a reputation for making sensational statements, including calling Robin Wiliams “selfish” for committing suicide.

    UGH! I need a shower just dealing with both of them (don’t use Bill O’Reilly’s falafel loofah though…)

    • Anna Rompage

      That, or Sean’s lawyers just offered her a few million if she’s willing to sign a robust NDA, and change her tune…

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Yeah, much as I hate myself for believing Sean Hannity, she probably did blow a genuinely creepy moment out of proportion/embellished it for sympathy and attention. Likely because she’s a crazy-ass rightwinger, and thinks that the sexual harassment-payout scheme is as easy as other crazy-ass rightwingers say it is.

      That said, fuck Sean Hannity with a rusty file for making it out like this is some sort of coordinated political attack on him to score points with chair-bound bigoted Boomers.

    • tomamitai

      She also nearly got Darrell Issa blowed up…allegedly.

      • puredog

        So, she’s incompetent too?

  • JMP

    Is there any man at Fox who isn’t a sexual harasser?

    • MizzMazz

      I think it’s on the job description.

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      Jorge the Janitor is a lovely man w a beautiful family.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Tucker Carlson- he’s too much a mama’s boy and doesn’t have it in him

      • MynameisBlarney

        That and I think that he is truly terrified of women.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          and Jon Stewart

      • UnsaltedSinner

        I bet he tries.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          or at least cheers on the others

          • MizzMazz

            And that person is the worst. Remember that Jodie Foster movie ‘The Accused’? They couldn’t hang it on the actual rapist, but the guys egging them on got it.

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        Chuck Berry type voyeur. Cat over-fancier. Sex tourist.

        There’s something.

    • janecita

      Short answer, no.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Shep?

  • fawkedifiknow

    I smell a false flag operation. Fox News is desperate to be seen as a victim and those two dimwits are low enought to go along with it.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    I found Sean’s picture in the dictionary!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7ae79e8bfe36abc0f3bcad565ca841f58f9a9cfc15cc2a6a1ee665d459c9dfe9.jpg

    Stupid

    [stoo-pid, styoo‐]

    adjective, stupider, stupidest.

    1.
    lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
    2.
    characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless:
    a stupid question.
    3.
    tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless:
    a stupid party.
    4.
    annoying or irritating; troublesome:
    Turn off that stupid radio.
    5.
    in a state of stupor; stupefied:
    stupid from fatigue.
    6.
    Slang. excellent; terrific.
    noun
    7.
    Informal. a stupid person.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I guess it’s part of Fox News’s secret recipe that most of the hosts and guests are instantly discreditable because they all spout nonsense at the drop of a hat. But since everyone believes the men and doubts the women, Hannity’s home free – at least until about a half-dozen more accusers step forward.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • jesterpunk

      ISIS is gone, Trump said he would defeat them in his first 30 days and he has almost been in office 100 days. He does know more then the generals after all.Trump supporters say he never lies, or was that a time we shouldnt take him seriously?

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      “ISIS has won” is just a remix of the old 9/11 “don’t let the terrorists win!” rhetoric. Dude, that is so 2001! I’ll bet he still tells people to ‘talk to the hand’ too.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Oh fuck him in his racist, Traitorous neck.

    • SayItWithWookies

      I guess Abraham Lincoln was a secret Muslim after all.

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      But I thought Lord Dampnut already defeated ISIS!

      • janecita

        During his first 30 days, by using this simple trick!

        • MynameisBlarney

          Other presidents hate him!

        • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

          Doctors HATE him!!!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      [Somewhere in a Syria]

      ISIS Man 1: Hey, that Confederate monument in New Orleans? Was that one of our jobs?

      ISIS Man 2: Did it get blown up?

      ISIS Man 1: No, just removed.

      ISIS Man 2: Well, of course that wasn’t us. It’s a good idea, yeah, but that would be so petty of us.

    • janecita

      I remember that during his March to the Sea, General Sherman said, “Long live the Caliphate, Allah is Great!”

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    She’s definitely crazy but nothing in the article debunks her claims or seems out of character for Hannity. Headcannon accepted.

  • Wild Cat

    Five-Point Scum like Hannity drink with the Dead Elephants; they care nothing for women. Impotence does that to a fella.

  • Belasaurius

    I dislike both people in this story, how do I choose a side to root for?

    • Anna Rompage

      Giant meteor 2017?

    • aureolaborealis

      You have to fall back on your character at this point. Or the letter of the law.

  • Jim QuinnX

    Is she lying? Is he lying? Why not BOTH!

    • H0mer0

      it usually is both. I’m not a fan of hers either; she’s kind of like a blonde Pam Geller

  • Paperless Tiger

    In this fiercely divided and vindictive political climate …

    Well, whose fault is that?

  • William

    I don’t buy it. It’s clear to even the most casual observer what makes Sean ovulate. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/928411fc728068c1cbed3b0354906b94532dc64c9b12ca4b8bf00e90c4dede9e.jpg

  • JD Mulvey

    “This individual desperately seeks attention by any means necessary, including making unfounded personal attacks and using indefensible and outrageous political rhetoric.”

    Isn’t this what Hannity’s show IS? He says it like it’s a bad thing.

  • JD Mulvey

    There are also new allegations of racial harrassment of black employees at FOX News.

    Yes, apparently there are black employees at FOX News. Not sure if their viewers know about this.

    https://thinkprogress.org/suit-fox-news-83f5fc77e745

  • Suttree

    Does this mean that I am free and clear to punch Sean Hannity? Because he needs a fucking punch.

  • Chyron HR

    Well, that sounds awful, Debbie. However, I have faith that your will is strong enough to not learn anything from this experience.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “…as I see a coordinated effort afoot to now silence those with conservative views.”
    Seriously Sean? The base on the left is speaking up for the first time in a long, long time and you see it as oppression? FUCK YOU! THE SILENCED CONSERVATIVES WHO CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT are trying to fuck us over and you’re the victim? Again, FUCK YOU, SEAN.

  • anon_the_great

    I dunno. Lisa Bloom said (I’m paraphrasing here) Sean’s politics are abhorrent but he’s not a Billo. Also too Schussel has made a career of being a Professional Victim.

  • Ezio

    Whaaaat!? Some guy at Fox is a pervert?

    What a totally unexpected turn of events.

  • puredog

    One wonders if Hannity is as agile as Dubya:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy_1OquIrdQ

    • Mike Steele

      Now THAT was a great moment in intl diplomacy:)

  • puredog

    Gawker also helpfully noted
    at the time that Schlussel was a “Crazy Birther blogger,” and added,
    “Her number crunching checks out, but she is also generally full of
    shit, so who knows?”
    Sigh. I still miss Gawker.

  • Contemplative Ron

    I have an odd liking for stories where I DGAF about anyone in them. Case in point. Odious fuckers, the lot of ’em.

    • Suttree

      Yeah, me neither, but I would like to see him punched as he is escorted out of Faux news.Because he lost his job.

      • mancityRed6

        maybe then he can try the waterboarding?

  • calliecallie

    You know who else lost his patience when people said mean things about him on the radio?

    • Suttree

      Grand Marshall Tito?

    • TundraGrifter

      FDR?

    • Internet Hitler

      Fibber McGee?

  • HazooToo

    What the fuck does she think sexual harassment is? Because that “special meaning under the law” probably includes “If you won’t fuck me, I’ll ruin your career, scream at you, and treat you like you’re a crazy asshole in public”. Jesus fucking christ, why do women DO THAT?!

    • doktorzoom

      Because some have careers as rightwing nutbars to think about…

      • HazooToo

        Well according to Princess Wasilla, women aren’t allowed to have goals besides not being harassed…

        • H0mer0

          [I misread that as “women aren’t allowed to have goats”]
          But what if the sheep are already taken for obvious reasons?

          • HazooToo

            TOO BAD! Women have to settle for chickens and LIKE IT!

      • H0mer0

        [now ya made me hungry for a nutbar-oh my boyfriend’s here, gotta go]

  • dshwa

    “I don’t think it’s sexual harassment. I mean, it’s a textbook case of it, but sexual harassment has a special meaning to right wingers who think it’s just a left wing feminazi thing, and I wouldn’t want them to think that I was a leftist.”

    • Lily412

      Exactly.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance
  • mardam422

    Ahh, Debbie! From your description, that IS sexual harassment, no matter what you say.

    • Lily412

      Thank you. She must think the term is too loaded and her fellow conservatives won’t like her being associated with it.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    I hope the ferret is hungry and hopped up on meth…

  • AndyC316

    I actually believe Hannity here, because we all know he’s a great big ol’ closet case

  • When the ‘Tucker Carlson Sex Scandal’* breaks I’M OUTTA HERE!

    (*’Adult Baby’ or ‘Puke Eater’, I’m guessing…)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/491fb45e3c12753ec952d6d988e725462d91dedf367ccbf355dfe9b7ff51ab39.jpg

    • RugzYaBurnt

      Multiple Maniacs FTW!

  • Bitter Scribe

    You left out what IMO is one of the most hateful things Schussel has ever said: Her support for Anders Brevik, the Norwegian fascist who murdered dozens of teenagers because they were “race traitors” or something. She thinks he’s a hero.

    You’re right that no one deserves to be sexually harassed. But I’m not really inclined to give someone of that character the benefit of the doubt about anything.

    • nightmoth

      Jesus. She supported Anders Brevik? JFC.

  • chicken thief

    I bet Hannity set this up himself so he could collect some sweet sweet severance like Ailes and O’Reilly.

  • Internet Hitler

    Whatever happened to Strawman Combs?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    On the one hand, it’s Sean Hannity. On the other hand, it’s a right-wind Islamaphobe.

    0/10. Could not fap to.

  • evergreendeadly

    I’m going with “ferry” instead of “fete” for “ferret”.

    • doktorzoom

      Oh, yeah, that works too.

      Or “furry.”

  • Mike Steele

    Okay, folks. We have virtually no ambassadors/state depth/embassy staff, Rexxon has no #2 secty., Trump doesn’t know which country he bombed, or where his armada headed. But here’s the GREAT news: State Dept. just took down webpage advertising Mar-A-Lago, and hired Fox & Friends couch warmer Heather Nueart as official spokesbimbo!
    Just in time for next Korean War, some diversionary cleavage.

  • Tj McGee Wright

    Oh lawdyloo. Can they both just do mutually assured destruction to each other? The world doesn’t need this.

  • The Witch of Endor

    With Ailes and O’Reilly leaving Faux News, and now Hannity possibly facing a similar ousting, I find myself wondering about that Trump TV/News Network and just how much Trump might hate the Murdoch family.

  • RugzYaBurnt

    “The Procuress With the Dolphin Tattoo” = Worst Stieg Larsson novel evah.

  • jesuswasablack

    She looks pretty happy in this pic with slanthead? Me thinks she just wants in on some that sweet news-corp hush money. I could see her and Hannity playing Hitler dress-up together but I’m not so sure Sean is into chicks if you know what I mean?
    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/debbieschlussel2.sized.jpg

  • SeeTrain65

    Nice walk back, Deb.

    “Seanie was icky, but the press was more icky!”

  • undercover epicurean

    This individual desperately seeks attention by any means necessary, including making unfounded personal attacks and using indefensible and outrageous political rhetoric.

    Ans this makes her different from any other Fox contributor how, exactly?

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