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UPDATE: Guys. We fucked up and said Sarah Palin brought her daughter BRISTOL to the White House, and then proceeded to make a bunch of jokes about Bristol. All those jokes are still valid, but it turns out it was WILLOW Palin, who is 22 and looks just like BRISTOL now. So we apologize for how we can’t tell Palins apart. Anyway, now you may proceed with this post …

When President Barack Obama invited people to dinner, it was always lame dorks like Oprah and Beyoncé and a bunch of dorkass so-called “Nobel Prize winners,” probably. But now a new, classy president is in the White House, which means the dinner party guest list is also new and classy. So it was that Wednesday night, Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock descended upon the People’s House, and proceeded to fuck shit up like meth-addled Juggalos.

In case you’re not familiar, Sarah Palin is the former half-term quitter grifter governor of Alaska, whose current job is telling her ghostwriter to put things on Facebook while she takes shots of Boone’s Farm; Ted Nugent is a “musician” who’s always threatening to murder Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and he currently has Cat Scratch Fever, on his penis; and Kid Rock is this guy who used to date Sheryl Crow before she came to her senses. Like we said, CLASSIEST GUEST LIST.

Nugent brought his wife Shemane, Kid Rock brought his beloved fiancée Audrey, and Sarah Palin brought her daughter Bristol WILLOW!, because we guess Todd Palin is in the doghouse for failing to trap enough moose to keep the family fed for the year. Or maybe his fanny is still broked from his snowmobiling accident. Regardless, Bristol WILLOW was there, being pregnant or not pregnant or whatever she’s up to these days.

As you can see above, the crowd of party animals took time to pose in front of the White House portrait of Hillary Clinton. “Make a funny face, momma and you boys,” Bristol WILLOW probably said as she tried to figure out how to take a picture without putting our her Capri Menthol 120. So Sarah and the Nuge did their best “doy doy doy!” faces, while Kid Rock looked away from the camera.

Don’t worry, they also took a “serious” picture:

At some point during the evening, probably between appetizers (6 PM) and White House Pussy Grabbin’ Free-For-All Hour (7-8 PM), everybody visited “President” Trump in the Oval Office so they could see where he does his “work.”

For this picture, Bristol WILLOW likely said, “OK, everybody stand around Mister President and led him read you something important,” to which Sarah probably replied, “Oh honey, President Trump doesn’t know how to read.” But everybody gave it a good try while Trump “read” his latest “presidential briefing paper” to them, which said “watermelon watermelon yooge watermelon the most tremendous watermelon, so many watermelons you’re gonna get sick of watermelons.”

Sarah Palin got to have her own one-on-one shot with Trump, while she reassured him that if presidenting gets too hard or it gets too hot in the kitchen, it’s COMPLETELY acceptable to quit things halfway through:

At last, Trump got a phone call from his real boss Vladimir Putin, so Sarah snucked over for a little nookie nookie with Jared Kushner. Now, we don’t LITERALLY mean Sarah tried to do nookie nookie to Jared, but she might have, if only to send Bristol WILLOW a subtle message that “HANDS OFF, THIS ONE IS FOR MOMMY”:

Finally, it was time for a group portrait, to commemorate how there were literally more IQ points in the Oval Office at that one time than there had EVER been. Bristol WILLOW … we guess she is still the photographer? Jesus, Sarah, why did you even bring her?

OH LOOK HERE IS BRISTOL WILLOW OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS! We guess they finally found Kellyanne or Spicey to take a picture of everybody. We don’t know who the people on the right are, and we don’t care.

And then they ate a dinner of meat chunks and Doritos, and talked about bombs and pussy and grizzly bears, until finally everybody passed out in a redneck puppy pile until Trump’s “Get up and play Twitter” alarm went off at 3 AM.

It was a very good night.

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  • Msgr_MΩment

    Did they check the silverware afterwards?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I think Uday and Qusay already heisted it.

  • ArgieBargie

    Fucking surreal. What the fuck happened to this country?!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Now they’re just taking the piss

  • Msgr_MΩment

    That portrait-of-Hillary picture.
    Shouldn’t Ted and Sarah trade places, so that at least one of them is grabbing some pussy?

  • dslindc

    Did Sarah get up and leave halfway through the main course? Force of habit, and all.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Visiting scum mingles with resident scum.

    Film at 11.

  • jesterpunk
  • memzilla Ω

    TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HATS OFF INSIDE THE HOUSE YOU CLASSLESS SHITS. This ain’t your fucking local bar with the meth lab out back.

    • Nockular cavity

      That. Jesus Christ, don’t these fucking hillbillies* know how to act?

      *Apologies to actual hillbillies LIKE MY FAMILY.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Ain’t nothing necessarily wrong with a real hillbilly. There is definitely something wrong with poseur white trash faux-hillbillies.

      • OddMan

        I come from a ‘rural’ family and if we had a meeting with anyone special one always put on their “Sunday-Go-ta-meetin” clothes. You might bring your fancy cowboy hat with the rattleskin band but you sure as hell took it off indoors of someone special’s home.

    • Dutchman

      That’s precisely what I was thinking. Sheesh…

    • SweetDeeKat

      And my mother would NOT have approved that off-the-shoulder blouse. Good god.

      • Jafo Angelo

        why not?

    • OddMan

      That whole set of images, so fucking poorly posed. All so set up and it could not have been done more white trash if filmed by John Boorman himself.
      And all of this had to go through White House Protocol or Publicity Office. Oh right they don’t have a staff yet.

    • GoutMachine

      I had to check my male self on whether I was criticising a woman for her clothes, but after reflection I came to this conclusion: None of that is appropriate attire for the White House.

      • Jafo Angelo

        Youre kiddin right? KR’s fiancee looks great.

        • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

          I think KR’s fiancee and Nugget’s wife both look dressed for a cocktail party, not a daytime or dinner at the WH. The guys look like tools as usual and Sarah is “white trash fancy.”

    • Jafo Angelo

      Waaaaaaaah!

    • 3leftwing3

      The Meth lab has been delayed until they finish the moonshine still which Alabama refuses to pay for.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    No beautiful chocolate cake – that’s for world leaders.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “No chocolate cake for you, Donald!”

  • dslindc

    Did they have to bring their own Boone’s Farm sommelier to do the pairings for each course?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Which Boone’s Farm goes best with fluffernutter?

      • dslindc

        AOT, K.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Fluffernutter, is that the job title for Nugent’s wife?

        • TakingAmes

          BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Mad Dog 20/20 or GTFO

      • TundraGrifter

        Night Train.

  • Mary Sandoras

    Maybe Trumps thinks this crew will bring up the ratings in his reality show at the white house.

    • jesterpunk

      I guess Gary Busey was busy?

      • TakingAmes

        At least he would have taken his hat off.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    These photos bring to mind my favorite joke from “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

      Has she got a chocolate milk mustache or did she miss with her lipstick?

      • TundraGrifter

        Look at the old posts here on Wonkette. It appears her “lipstick” is a tattoo.

      • Shoto

        Yes.

  • She looks so … classy in that outfit

    I think classy is the right word for a top a hooters waitress would throw on at the end of the shift

  • Nockular cavity

    Fuck it. China: Earth is yours. Do a better job with it than the West did, SVP.

  • Mavenmaven

    This is how that group picture looks to me:
    http://www.animalfactsencyclopedia.com/image-files/hyenapack4.jpg

    • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

      Hyena libels!

    • SweetDeeKat

      Good, but needs more pelvic thrust from Kid Rock.

  • memzilla Ω
  • Lance Thrustwell

    I’m from Michigan originally, and I hate that Nugent bastard and everything he represents, especially that Northern-militia-hunter, git-offa-mah-proppity stereotype he panders to. His idea of “conservation” is to buy land and then freely choose not to pollute your own land. That’s it. And he calls himself a nature lover, without irony.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    OT, HOLY SHIT headline edition.

    The Morning Email: Serena Williams Pregnant, O’Reilly Fallout,… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thursdays-morning-email-inside-the-bill-oreilly-fallout_us_58f88d03e4b0cb086d7e42dc?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    ZOMG, Serena, you could have done so much better!

    • TakingAmes

      Better than winning a Grand Slam whilst in her first trimester? Speaking from experience, no sir, it is not possible to do so much better.

  • puredog

    You can’t make this shit up. God, I wish you had to.

  • Nounverb911
    • Msgr_MΩment

      I haven’t watched Fargo in ages. I forgot all about that scene.

  • Jennaratrix

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE HORRIBLE SHOES ON SARAH’S FEET?

    • Mavenmaven

      They are huge in Wasilla!

      • TundraGrifter

        “The Meth Capital of Alaska.”

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Spike Heel Mules? Hideous.

      • Jennaratrix

        With peep toes. I fucking hate peep toes. (Apologies if those are anyone’s thing, and in some styles they’re okay, but I’m so tired of peep toe booties that it’s turned me off to them in all cases.)

        • Anna Elizabeth
          • SweetDeeKat

            DANG! I love them.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Thanx! XD Me too. They were gifts from Mom. The Black pair were my first pair of heels.

            I got laid by a Gorgeous 25 year old man the last time I wore them. Too bad it looks like rain today….

          • SweetDeeKat

            Gotta watch it with velvet or suede. That’s why I like the high heel leather booties.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Yes indeed. I’ll be wearing my High Heel Boots today, safe in rain and easy to walk in.

          • Jafo Angelo

            you married a 25 year old? congrats!

          • Anna Elizabeth

            No, I took him to bed.

          • birdbrain53

            Shades of the 70’s. (Yes I am old enough to have worn them).

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Nice! :) They look great with fishnets.

          • Jennaratrix

            These are okay because they’re sandal-y. Cute AF, too. You get a waiver on the no peep toes rule.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            XD Thanx! I have a kitty-print hat and bikini that match that pair. Maybe in June….

        • TundraGrifter

          I’ll break the news as gently as I can. Not all that many women have an extremely attractive big toe. Out there all by itself.

      • Jennaratrix

        Oh, and also too, Peep-Toe Spike-Heeled Mules is the name of my new band. I’m the drummer.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Can I steal a variant? The Peep Show Mules.

    • eyelashviper

      Presents from Ivanka, the Knock-Off Queen.

    • Edith Prickly
  • Nounverb911
    • Little Doll–MOAMF

      Pretty much.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    SRSLY, that’s Kid Rock? Fuck, I thought Howie Mandel had turned up, I shit you not.

    • msanthropesmr

      No rubber gloves on head.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Ahh, I’d forgotten my Spotter’s Guide to Never-were’s.

  • Mavenmaven

    The real scandal is WHERE’S BRISTOL?!?!?!

    • Edith Prickly

      The real scandal is those fugly-ass shoes Mama Grizzly has on. Even Ivanka wouldn’t be caught dead selling those.

      • Jafo Angelo

        they look great!

        • 3leftwing3

          Jafo is also an expert on women’s shoes. Maybe he secretly wears them.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Finally, it was time for a group portrait, to commemorate how there were literally more IQ points in the Oval Office at that one time than there had EVER been. Bristol … we guess she is still the photographer?

    What in the world happened to Trump’s face? That is not a “smile”.

    “That’s not warmth. I would say that’s more of a threatening look, actually.”

    • Zonath

      It is how you hu-mans show a feeling called happiness… I mean, it’s how we hu-mans show happiness.

      • Persistent Demme

        I hate that “taco bowl” grin.

  • Chadwells
    • Zonath

      After this “administration”, they’re just going to have to demolish the White House and bury the rubble, because there isn’t a pot in the world large enough to boil it.

      • puredog

        Well, maybe they’ll be doing the Superfund thing again.

      • BrianW

        Oh, I don’t know. Our friends the British cleaned it with fire once and still left enough standing for us to rebuild. Perhaps we can do the same after this.

        • Wild Cat

          It was rebuilt by slaves.

          This nation nauseates me.

  • vivian

    Where are Barstool’s 35 kids?

    • Suttree

      Jail.

  • wait! what?

    A stuffed Joe C would have made the picture complete.

  • Beowoof14

    Did they have ketchup for Donald’s moose steak?

  • DainBramage

    The only crowd that would go to the White House for Big Macs and KFC.

    • vivian

      They’d probably ask for White Castle because Shtooopid.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    You know what would complete that picture? Some musicians.

  • eyelashviper

    Say it ain’t so…the WH now besmirched by cooties and germs and stuff far worse than ebola…
    What next, a Palin Fambly drunken brawl on the lawn, and a meth lab in the Lincoln Bedroom?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Turd Nugget crapped his pants for a month to dodge the draft. He then became legal guardian of his minor cousin so he could marry her.
    Yup! A pants crapping, draft dodging, incest enjoying , pedophile…sounds like the type of cretin that would gravitate to an equally vile waste of skin like tRump.

    • Vecchioivan

      … and the pig got up and slowly walked away.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Just like the old gypsy woman said…

    But the catch was Sarah thought she was going to be in the White House as an occupant not visitor.

  • OT slightly Half term Gov may soon be matched by half term Representative
    https://twitter.com/kslnewsradio/status/855074319155724288

    • Zonath

      He’s just tired. It’s hard work to run away from all those people being mean to him by talking or trying to attend his town halls.

    • DainBramage

      He knows that Donnie’s going down and he doesn’t wanted to be tainted.

      • Little Doll–MOAMF

        Or maybe he plans to be Chafe’s VP?

      • I thought he was a taint

    • Vincent Ricola

      Hum. I was originally team grifting til 2020 governor’s race, but now I’m leaning toward team newly discovered jerkoffinthehouse kompromat.

      • Mary Sandoras

        Seems to be going that way. Inquiring minds want to know what the kompromat is? Did Russia see him put his magic underwear on backwards?

    • Marceline

      If that happens I will personally fly to Hillary Clinton’s house and start an impromptu dance party.

  • msanthropesmr

    Our government has turned into a reality TV series. Let’s just turn the electoral college over to Nielsen and get this shit over with.

  • msanthropesmr

    Did Brawndo sponsor this meeting?

    • TakingAmes

      It’s got what plants crave!

  • msanthropesmr

    No one asked the question what is Sarah Palin doing.

  • TundraGrifter

    Not to be all fashion police, but two men wearing hats inside the White House? Duh Gov’ dressed like a truck stop hooker? Was Bristol the Pistol wearing shoes this time?

    WoW! Just WoW!

    • Zonath

      Look, just because Sarah had to go right from the WH to a shift at Exit 69 doesn’t mean that she’s not worthy to be there.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Flyin J libelz!!!!

    • msanthropesmr

      Truck stop hookers have better taste

      • Suttree

        And less syphilis.

    • Windyish

      Pretty sure that was daughter Willow with Palin.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    TAKE THOSE FUCKING IDIOT HATS OFF, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

  • WiscoJoe

    Friendly reminder that you nasty liberals need to get out of your bubble and have a little empathy for the rich celebrity pedophile rageaholic promiscuous lazy materialistic botoxed disgraced reality show fameball drug addicts of real America.

    • 3leftwing3

      ha ha we like being nasty and if it were legal we’d kill all of them with flame-throwers.

  • Me The People

    Sarah Palin looks DRUNK AS FUCK as in barely able to stand unsupported.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I was thinking Ted might get lucky tonight, but I forgot that Momma Bear is old enough to drive.

  • Vincent Ricola

    No snark. Those pictures are gross and I don’t think I’ve ever missed the classy Obamas more than I do at this very moment.

    • Wild Cat

      We’re a third-world shit hole.

    • Noxious Resistance

      Wait, it gets worse.

  • Chadwells

    White Trash House has never been more accurate of a term.

  • anon_the_great

    Yannow, this might be the high point for the Failed Trump Cabal

  • exinkwretch

    Classy that everyone took of their hoods for the group picture.

  • eyelashviper

    How will they ever get the stench out of the Oval Office??????
    A tanker truck of Febreeze would not be nearly enough, and the stains will never come out.

    • Contemplative Ron

      We’ll probably need to burn it down again. I’ll get the matches.

  • Suttree

    Is kid rock bald? Even ted fuckface took his hat off at least once.

    • Me The People

      He wouldn’t be accepted as bald by the Community.

    • Edith Prickly

      I don’t know why he just doesn’t go with a mandana like Bret Michaels.

    • Jafo Angelo

      nope.

      • 3leftwing3

        Like you would know.

  • jesterpunk

    How is ted Nugent in that picture? I thought he was dead? He did say in 2012 that if Obama was reelected he would be dead or in jail.

    https://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/04/17/ted-nugent-declares-i-will-either-be-dead-or-in-jail-if-obama-is-re-elected/

    • wait! what?

      Death Jail is overrated.

    • Suttree

      He’s a pussy?

    • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

      He shit his pants instead, declaring, “That’s close enough.”

  • Chadwells

    Can a building get a venereal disease?

    • Probably. I’m sure they’ve only recently fixed the damage from the Jackson admin.

    • therblig

      from that crowd? derpes

      • Krista

        This comment made me laugh so hard that I came out of lurking and created an account just to tell you.

    • GoutMachine

      I saw a photo of Drumpf getting on AF1 the other day, and I thought to myself, “Fuck, man, they’re gonna have to air that out for a year. Or maybe buy a whole new plane.”

      Just imagine what’s crawling on the upholstery. Might need the British to come torch the place again.

  • Wild Cat

    Quite honestly, as a perpetual slave state and an aggressive oppressor of other movements seeking liberation and dignity, we have gotten the government we deserve. Too bad some decent humans have to be caught in the stench.

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
    • Shibusa

      Favorite comment: “By the time tRump is done, the White House will be a superfund site.”

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Trump sure has a clean desk. Anyway, I always enjoy “Where Are They Now?” articles. Probably ’cause I’m getting old.

  • msanthropesmr

    I give up.

  • Manhattan123

    Welp, you just killed my appetite for lunch today. Thanks for helping with the diet, Wonkette.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Call me crazy, but around Sarah, Ted seems just a tad…grabby.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Between him and the president, I bet very few pussies are left ungrabbed.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Nah, she’s way too old for him. He likes to grab them during the preteen years.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        She has grandchildren. He’s looking for introductions.

  • Fancy Meau-Faux

    The other day I went to the movies and song in one of the previews was Free For All. I loved the shit out of that song and album when I was twelve. Now I can’t listen to it without feeling irritated. Fuck Ted Nugent.

    • Jafo Angelo

      ahhhh….irritated?? Might want to try some vagisil on that.

      • 3leftwing3

        Oh look Jafo made a funny….

  • Shoto

    Where did they park the double-wides?

  • Me The People

    I take it “Kid Rock” is some kind of musician – country?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      He’s in some kind of Hank Williams, Jr. cover band, I believe.

    • Shoto

      If by “musician” you mean “no-talent generator of sonic pollution.”

      • Me The People

        Yeah, that sense of the word.

    • TundraGrifter

      He is big fun at The Waffle House.

    • exinkwretch

      The soundtrack of meth labs throughout white, rural “Merica.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Whatever sells at the time. He tried to be a rockstar rapper for awhile, but everyone laughed at his “dope tracks,” so he moved on to hustling the southern rock crowd.

      • Me The People

        Sounds really gruesome.

        • Vincent Ricola

          His face says it all.

      • cmd resistor

        I believe he “performed” for Romney, also, too.

  • Kiri the Unicorn
  • therblig
  • BadKitty904

    OT: The “Party of Fiscal Responsibility”, ladies and gentlemen…

    Meanwhile, in the smoldering, Teabagger ruins of what’s left of Kansas’ economy…

    Kansas Governor Signs Budget Fix to Get State through June
    http://www.newsobserver.com/news/business/article145417814.html

  • canes_pugnaces

    White trash comes the White Trash House-trailerpark. What a romping time they must have had, making America throw up in their mouth again.

  • Shibusa

    Oh look. A basket of deplorables right in the Oval Office.

  • TundraGrifter

    President Trump – What a gentleman! A woman walks into the room and he doesn’t bother to stand up.

    • Contemplative Ron

      They were losing the light – there wasn’t time to wait for him to lever his fat ass out of the chair.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    I love the third picture, where Trump is showing them a sheet of paper and explaining that the markings on it are words.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Those people in the White House is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever seen. In a sane world, the only way ANY of them would have been able to get into the building is with a tour ticket stub in their pockets.

    • GoutMachine

      And even then, they’d be told to dress more appropriately.

  • BadKitty904

    I wonder if the same crew will do a photo-op at the treason trials?

    • Major_Major_Major

      Was Mama Griz flashing morse code to the rookies from her porch? It would be irresponsible not to wildly speculate.

      • BadKitty904

        Isn’t DeVos all about shooting grizzlies?

        • Major_Major_Major

          Now that would be some schadenfreude for the history books.

  • Zonath

    Was Dennis Rodman too busy cozying up to some other fat, insecure, insane dictator to come along?

  • azeyote

    it was a nice that you reminded us who those – who is who in the idiot sphere – were – it’s like in some future reality Palin or Nugents name will come up and everyone will say – who ? – and the answer will be – who cares

  • Me The People

    Hey happy 420 everyone!

    https://youtu.be/fNhOCZytv8o

  • TJ Barke
    • Raan
      • OddMan

        Ok now I am curious, and really do not want to look, why block images dat dot fou . . . ? Is this a famous place for bad images?

        • You’ve never heard of 4chan?

          You lucky, lucky bastard.

          10 years ago it was the infamous, lawless source of all the intarwebz’s best memes. It invented Caturday, etc. Now it is the hotbed of the alt-right and Gamergoobers.

          • OddMan

            I heard of 4 chan I just thought maybe this was some hidden piece of 4 that had SUPER dark images, asked for a friend.

    • BrianW

      OK, you can consider THAT one stolen.

  • wait! what?

    Papa Bear gets thrown off of the air followed by Mama Grizzly visiting the White House; Parks and Recreation refuse to clean up mess.

  • WiscoJoe

    This reminds me of the time I saw Sarah Palin in person. She appeared at a Koch Brother (totally grassroots!!!) rally outside the Wisconsin Capitol. It was negative ten degrees out with the windshield plus a mix of snow and sleet. Palin of course appeared in a tight, white leather mini skirt and a low cut blouse, no jacket, which was totally appropriate and not at all out-of-touch with the surroundings or audience. She addressed her speech to her “union brothers and sisters” and then explained to them why they should sacrifice their unions because… tax cuts? cultural resentment? IDK, that part was unclear. So authentic!!! So in touch with the average Joe!!!

  • Raan

    Don’t worry about those low poll numbers, the Brain Trust is on it!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce90cf7e8ba0f4397df2584955e5dae4067db39f2e2ad4db07fe881a63a267e9.jpg

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      It’s like some Comedy Central parody come to life.

      • TJ Barke

        Life has become an Onion article. Our universe is a simulation that exists to provide some higher universe with satire and parody material.

      • Me The People

        It is – there’s a weird sheen of unreality that follows Trump everywhere. I feel like I now know something of what it must be like to watch the news in a psychotic state. “He was rambling on and on about Donald Trump being President of the United states. Poor bugger – I hope the doctors can help him”

        • Doug Langley

          I’m convinced some time traveler stepped on a moth a thousand years ago.

      • Raan

        Done by Jon Stewart’s production company.

    • Sarah’s pose makes me think she forgot which way her shoulder’s supposed to slump to give the appearance of a sexy white house visitor.
      Meanwhile Ted’s got a firm grip on non-reality.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Nuge and Trump got down to the serious business of pew pew underage poon and why they love it, people of color and how they hate them, too. Also being two fearless tough guys who were nowhere to be found during ‘Nam.

    Palin offered up Bristol to Trump before being told to send Willow and Kid Rock was just kind of there in his stupid hat because he’s bald on top. Also, dude needs to change his name to Old man country…shitty country at that.

  • PubOption

    I’m surprised that Nugent didn’t shoot the portrait of Hillary.

    • Contemplative Ron

      I like to think that there were Secret Service agents just out of the shot, just daring him to try.

  • therblig

    The Aristocrats!!!

    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • William

        I always wondered. If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?

        • therblig

          do you really need to shoot them once they’re trapped in that glass box?

          • Ghenghis McCann

            Depends on how airtight the box is.

      • mailman27

        The first mime performance I’ve ever enjoyed!

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          I had a full-on, no-kidding fit of incapacitating laughter the first time I saw that.

  • BadKitty904

    The Republicans must be so proud to have become the Party of White Trash…

    • msanthropesmr

      Become?

      • BadKitty904

        They’ve kept it well-hidden up ’til now…

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      They are.

    • Edith Prickly

      It’s been their highest goal since Nixon.

      • BadKitty904

        They’ve certainly worked mighty hard to earn the moniker…

    • TakingAmes

      Never mind. Edited because I didn’t read far enough down. Msanthropesmr beat me to it.

  • William

    So the pedophile who showed up for his draft physical with 10 days worth of excrement in his underwear visits the guy who just had a Russian Hooker nudge him so he’d know what to do when the national anthem played.

    WOW! ‘Murica. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45106c102c6b951ff2f07f522d3a4d7aff9f6e8428feff99016de8775552d339.jpg

    • NellCote71

      You mean the excrement-bearing musician meets the urine soaked president? A matching pair, like a salt and pepper set.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Allow me to offer an antidote – a real President with a real musician:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6e7f11fcd829ae08b9ab493aee4b5966b609b1bc9656df9e1c16ef3abe65833.jpg

  • BrianW

    So on Hitler’s birthday we’re treated to pictures of Palin, Nugent and Kid Rock at the White House with the current occupant. Seems about right. Fuckin’ reality man….

  • MynameisBlarney

    Damn, they’ll let ANY-FUCKING-BODY in the WH these days.

  • Shibusa

    Four Horsemen of the Trumpocalypse.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Stunk, Drunk, Lunk, and Chunk.

  • William
  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Offspring in Alaska says the Palins are That Family on the block that everyone rolls their eyes at- loud music, and loud trashy parties, along with entitled bratty kids doing all the things that entitled bratty kids do.

    • TakingAmes

      Have babies out of wedlock?

  • WiscoJoe

    It’s a shame Bill O’Reilly is no longer on TV, because he would surely be using his platform to chastise the President for associating with violent and sexually provocative musicians.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Ted’s mostly white. He can’t be a violent and sexually provocative musician.

    • Jafo Angelo

      So wisco, what musicians do you feel are appropriate?

      • WiscoJoe

        Ask O’Reilly. He’s the one who took issue with the sort of (black) musicians that visited the White House during the previous administration. O’Reilly was offended when Common visited the WH… I wouldn’t be that easily triggered.

        Since you asked, I’d say let’s start with musicians that aren’t admitted pedophiles and haven’t made explicit death threats against people.

      • WiscoJoe

        I hear Trump is good friends with Pavarotti. He should invite him for a visit…

  • William

    Guess what Theodore and Sarah have in common? Neither will ever be in the Rock and Roll hall of fame. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/856e9646aa065ceae344ceabd4d38937621c7ee0dc259cb7329efc2b270d52ba.jpg

  • schmannity

    Where’s President Bannon?

    • Contemplative Ron

      Who do you think took the pictures? Remember, of the group he’s the only one bright enough to point the camera the right direction.

    • NellCote71

      President Jared.

  • Gwennie_G

    Asteroid, that was your perfect chance and you blew it!

    • Contemplative Ron

      Don’t blame me, yell at gravity why dontcha?
      – 2014 JO25

      • Gwennie_G

        Darned science, always ruining my schemes!

  • Ricky Gay

    “Ricky why do you hate your own race so much?” — please see photo attachment.

  • ltmcdies

    jokes on them

    the talented and awesome Hillary Rodham Clinton’s portrait will still be hanging in the White House long after the asterisk knowing as “the Trump adminstration” is a horrifying required class for future world historians wondering what the hell happened to ‘Murica in 2016.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    “Huh, huh uh hey guys, guys! I have an idea! Let’s pose to make fun of that thing were all too lame to ever have: Hitlerys official white house portrait!”

    “Good idea Kid, I hate niggers and I like to shoot animals that Shemane has tied down for me! Hey I think that girl over there is 13 and I’m horny! Did I mention that I listened to Chuck Berry so I can’t be racist? Liberal spic whores!”

    “Yer darn tootin’ Ted donchaknow? I am so happy to be here I brought my underage daughter Willow because I hear Donald might want another wife, also!”

    “Haha mom, it’s me Barstool and I’m 27 now. Oh look I think I’m pregnant again by God! He works in mysterious ways dontchaknow…”

  • Michael R
    • Proud Liberal

      What the fuck is sharing with them? State secrets?

      • Jafo Angelo

        No, we already got those from Hilary’s emails.

    • It’s a picture of a 4th grade classroom and they’re playing F,M,K.

      • Michael R

        Donald wasted no time on this picture of Ivanka .

    • Doug Langley

      “Top. Men.”

    • cmd resistor

      Pete Souza is crying.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    C’mon, Michigan. Get your shit together.

  • That there was no meteor strike at that moment is pretty heavy evidence against the existence of a benevolent omnipotent deity.

  • Ricky Gay

    I thought the White House logs were now secret. Gah, the transparency, it burns!!!!!

  • janecita

    The classiest, smartest person in any of those pictures is the portrait of Hillary Clinton.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      The second one is the frame around her portrait.

      • The third one is the doily Sarah’s wearing.

  • natoslug

    Do either of the visiting male blumpkins have the slightest fucking clue about etiquette? TAKE. OFF. YOUR. DAMNED. HAT. INDOORS!!!1!!! And maybe dress up a bit from your usual trip to the gas-n-go attire if you’re visiting the motherfucking White House. Although I can forgive them if this is a strange attempt at a parody of a Trailer Park Boys episode.

    • NellCote71

      I know plenty of older men right here in Texas who would have strode across the room and knocked those hats right off their heads. Some grandmothers, too. Just ask my son.

    • GoutMachine

      So much respect for the office!

  • rocktonsam

    thank baby Jesus that’s the only way $arah will get into the White House.
    must have been bring a loser day at the white house also too

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Bring Your Losers To Work Day. It could catch on.

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      I’ll call my husband’s first wife…she’ll be thrilled to hear from me.

  • MynameisBlarney

    A gun-humping, draft-dodging, pants-shitting pedophile, a ridiculously ignorant redneck 1/2 governer and failed reality tv/fox news semi-celebrity, and an unoriginal completely derivative “musician’ that thinks he’s relevant.

    LOL

  • Greta42

    Are we sure Drumpf didn’t bomb some country while these miscreants were there just to impress them?

    • Sophia

      He was ordering up a bomb when he was on the phone.

      • Jafo Angelo

        Hopefully Ted picked the target

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          Do you admire Ted? And if so, was it for dodging the draft by shitting his pants? Or maybe it was him bragging about fucking 13 year old girls? Either way, thumbs up to that All American guy.

          • 3leftwing3

            Yep that Jafo got culture.

  • Proud Liberal

    Fuuuuck! Beverly Hillbillies.

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      …had more class. FIFY

  • janecita
  • Why is the noodge gripping her arms so….hard?

    • William

      The let you do that when you’re a “star”

  • William

    Ya know? This gives me an idea for a script. BRB, I gotta e-mail Fox right away.https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc4a2e368e5852e963550c40b8cb8587464fb00bdd32219ede3a23ecd4994c75.jpg

    • DainBramage

      You’ll laugh like electrodes were attached to your genitals.

  • BadKitty904

    Dang, that’s a regular Fusillade of Failure, right there…

    • Proud Liberal

      Well said.

      • BadKitty904

        Rarely have so many hacks and has-beens gathered in the Oval Office…

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      Catered by KFC.

      • BadKitty904

        Doesn’t the Reich-wing prefer Chik-Fil-A?

  • Contemplative Ron

    Those Oval Office pics? It looks like a bunch of trailer trash wandered away from the tour and snuck in to take selfies. And that includes Dumb Cousin Donnie who they let pretend to be the President.

    • NellCote71

      That’s OK. President Jared appears to have been there to oversee evening recess.

    • William

      Caption “I’m going to home school him”https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4106b9692442ec2780d8111a81c9f4c3b1dba2cb16727427b3467ad0ebbae7c6.jpg

      • janecita

        Dear Lord, what the holy fuck is that????

        • That is what happens when the education system is dismantled, pretty sure.
          That and outreach centers, and access to birth control, and a few other things as well.

        • natoslug

          A fabric stress-test? The moment just before the mom’s shorts tore in two and the boy’s many years of therapy began? The reason why we can’t have nice things?

          • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

            Pop into Jed’s One Stop Therapy ‘n Exorcism Emporium today! Cast out one demon, get the second half price!

      • Creepoman

        Roll Tide!

      • Yellerduck

        Mom?

        • BigHorn

          Gramma.

      • TakingAmes

        That kid needs a Gameboy, a gun, and giant Slurpee, stat.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      I had exxxxxactly the same thought! It truly looks like cheap, idiot lowlives posing in the office and degrading it by their mere presence.

  • h4rr4r

    Every single one a living example that money can’t buy class.

    • Manhattan123

      Countess Luann libelz!

  • mailman27

    It’s adorable how they’re all lookin’ so smart ‘n serious.

  • Jo Mathie

    Trump has the best celebrities (if you were far right and had terrible taste in music ten years ago). It is kind of hilarious how no-one famous wants to go near him.

    • 3leftwing3

      He doesn’t have any friends. Well maybe Pavarotti and Frederick Douglass.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Call me an old fogey, but I am constantly surprised at how badly people dress today for formal occasions. I would definitely call being invited to the White House a formal occasion. I did not expect haute couture from any of these three, but I do know for a fact that they can all afford something better than this. They look like they chose the clothes specifically to make an interesting photo op statement.

    I have attended funerals lately in which half the people showed up in shorts and flip flops, and the rest were in jeans and faded t-shirts. Sorry, America, that is not appropriate dress for a funeral.

    • Contemplative Ron

      Though they could all afford something better, I would posit that none of them (including the Traitor In Chief) understand WHY dressing better is appropriate here.

    • MizzMazz

      I think if any one of us were invited to dinner at the WH (with a different occupant) we would certainly try to have some class and dignity. Honestly, a camouflage cowboy hat and a trilby?

    • LeftyProud

      Also, too, remember when Barack Obama wore a TAN suit and everyone clutched their pearls and said “oh, how disrespectful” But these yahoos are wearing hats and dress like they are going to a bar.

      • It’s probably where they came from, and were planning on heading back to after the White House.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I remember. I also remember that his predecessor, Bush II, frequently dressed very informally on public occasions, but nobody said a word about it.

      • cmd resistor

        I missed the Tan Suit Scandal. Now I am sorry I ever voted for him.

    • I have a suit and a couple of sports jackets, and the only time I wear them is for funerals, weddings, or some other event. I’ve noticed that trend myself, and it seems to be one of those trends that migrated from the West Coast. Back in the mid-80’s, several of us were getting ready to go to a big convention in Massachusetts. One of our friends flew in from California, and rode up with us from Maryland. After a looong driving trip, we decided to go out for dinner. The first restaurant we tried had a sign at the door, “Proper attire required.” Those of us from the east immediately turned around (we were all in jeans and sneakers), while our California friend couldn’t understand why we weren’t going in. It took us a while to explain what “proper attire” meant, and it didn’t mean “I’m wearing clothes.”

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I’m all for comfortable clothes – heck I walk around the house every day wearing a sweat suit or t-shirts or a bathrobe if I’m not going anywhere – but there is a line to be drawn when casual is just not appropriate, and is sometimes downright disrespectful. I am not religious, but I like to remind offenders about that verse in the Bible where people showed up for a wedding wearing inappropriate clothing, and were not admitted. Matthew 22:1-14. Yes, I know it’s a parable, but it has many meanings.

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      At least they all put on shirts and shoes, per the new sign at the front door of the White House.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I guess that means Alex Jones can’t go to the White House anymore.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Michael R

    I thought the pathological narcissists convention was in June .

  • FauxAntocles

    They should have held this meeting in a trailer park.

  • William
  • PubOption

    Guy on the right looks like a mixture of Bannon, SMOTI and Joe Arpaio.

  • William

    So trailers now come oval shaped.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Looking at these pictures is like finding out your daughter has become a stripper. You know nothing will ever be the same again.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It’s nowhere near as classy as that.

    • Jafo Angelo

      So, where does your daughter work? I have some $1s for her.

      • 3leftwing3

        stupid.

  • Michael R

    Learn more about Ted Nugent

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okc9EHyQyKw

    • Serious question: Why are conservative celebs so friggin ugly?
      Did their ugliness turn them into conservatives because no one would love them, or are they made more ugly because of the soul eating evil they enjoy?

      • TJ Barke

        Yes.

      • Edith Prickly

        AOT, K

      • MizzMazz

        Meh, they say the same about us, especially women. “She’s a feminist, because she can’t get a man and is now a bitter old dyke.” Or that old Ours vs Theirs picture of conservative women reporters and liberal ones.

        • Yeah but in this case…it is not untrue.
          I mean, look at Alex, Billo, Trum-pee, Spicer, Sessions, Noodge, even kid there.
          These are some srs fugly people and I do not mean aw just put makeup on her and then she will be pretty like they mean for feminists

          Edit: I suppose the real difference I am getting at is that their men are fugly as all get out, all the while tittering about how women should look

          • MizzMazz

            Good point.

        • cmd resistor

          Yeah, same wingnut bro who told me manliness is back in style belittles unfeminine looking feminists.

          • MizzMazz

            There’s a lot of ways to look like a woman, just as there’s a lot of ways to look like a man. It’s these fox news types etc. that shoehorn people into narrow acceptable parameters, and I think it hurts women more. What if Hillary was President, and she had a female version of Steve Bannon as an advisor (looks-wise, I mean). There would be foaming at the mouth outrage over how slovenly she looked, and what an eyesore she was. You don’t really get that about Bannon except here and some other places.

      • Internet Hitler

        Well what really matters is a sense of humor. Waiting….

      • nightmoth

        I’ve told ya’ll this one before, but my mother used to say that when a person reaches a certain age, their soul starts to show on their face, and that’s when you know if they’re pretty or ugly.

    • Seriously, why isn’t Ted dead or in jail like he promised back in 2012?

      • Boscoe

        Because he is a conservative. You know, amoral, no personal responsibility, his word means nothing.

  • Edith Prickly
  • At least 5 trailer park jokes in these here not comments which are not allowed.

    Won’t concern troll or anything even though I may or may not live in a trailer (though, not in a park) BUT

    I am gonna suggest that Palin, Noodge and Kid used to Rock until I found I could make more and easier money grifting are a step below trailer park. Like…

    http://resumee.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/conex-house-plans-in-need-help-with-conex-plansshipping-container-survivalist-forum.jpg

  • chazmanr

    Boy, if I saw that crowd walking down the sidewalk towards me, I’d cross the street for sures.

  • TJ Barke

    The GOP sure loves them some human garbage.

  • beavertank

    That group photo looks like Sunday dinner down at the Sizzler.

    • milomilosovich

      Or Cracker Barrel.

  • george gonzalez

    It looks like “The Beverly Hillbillies get an invite”. Is that a picture of Steve Bannon on the desk behind Trump? Or maybe Daddy Trump? You know, the two craziest people I know have a picture of one of their parents (but not the other) on their desk. Coincidinky?

    • TakingAmes

      Grown men with daddy issues are just pathetic. Come to think of it, grown women with daddy issues are pathetic too.

    • nightmoth

      Except the Beverly Hillbillies were sweet and generous people and these yokels wouldn’t throw a life vest to a drowning refugee.

  • gallbladder

    Who needs to nuke DC when you have this kind of weapons-grade stupidity tracking mud all over the Oval Office carpet? Putin must be laughing his fucking ass off. I know I am.

  • Bill Slider

    Washington, DC obviously lacks vegrancy laws.

    • Edith Prickly

      Once they let Steve Bannon in the White House, the laws became very difficult to enforce.

      • Al Swearengen

        Bannon does look like he lives under his desk.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    TrumpCare 2.0: let’s gut protections for pre-existing conditions because insurance lobbyists still only input.

    https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/855069362507481088

    • TakingAmes

      Probably a potential pregnancy also too. Us women are fucked, and NOT in the nice way.

      • Jafo Angelo

        was it a muslim?

  • OK, Conservatives….
    You were all sorts of up in arms about bringing respect back to the Oval Office and dignity back to the white house….
    So…are you screaming at these morans for the hats?
    *crickets*
    The side boob and thigh shots?
    *moar crickets*
    Tis what I thought

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      IOKIYAR

      • JohnBull

        No kidding. These asswipes wanna go back to the 50s. Guess someone should tell them people took their hats off in public buildings back then.

        • LesBontemps

          If they took their hats off, the leakage would get all over the floor.

      • Jafo Angelo

        IGIYAR

        • TootsStansbury

          DIAF

    • Jafo Angelo

      I have the utmost respect for Kid Rock.
      Immense talent and believes in the people of this country, no matter how misguided the posters here may be. GBA!

  • elviouslyqueer
  • btwbfdimho
    • Mr. Blobfish

      How clever. Also too, Sarah is flashing her gangster hand signs.

    • cmd resistor

      I wish Hillary were a Harry Potter painting and could walk out and do something to get them out of there.

      • Jafo Angelo

        such as?

        • 3leftwing3

          You really are fucking dumb.

    • Jafo Angelo

      Love the boots!

  • Relativicus

    Trump is staring at her tits while she pretends to say words that he never heard, right? I think I’m right.

    And what picture of American conservatives is complete without a sweaty, red-faced, fat guy? [Spoiler: No picture of American conservatives is complete without that.]

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    It truly is Republican Hell…

  • ServantToTheStars

    Like TJ Maxx, Ross, Marshalls and Fredericks of Hollywood clearance bins all threw up on Sarah at the same time.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Ross dress for less

      • cmd resistor

        I have found better stuff at Ross.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      They’re the kind of clothes seen in mail order catalogs that most people immediately throw in the trash. The kind that offer “200.00 instant credit!”

    • CripesAmighty

      Don’t forget the Big Lots accessories bin.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    I guess the white trash aren’t allowed near Mara Lago. We’re going to need a new WHite House. They’ll never get the skank smell out of the current one now.

  • Yellerduck

    So the old guy on the right couldn’t find anyone to hold his beer (or pee cup depending on what type of evening they were having) while someone took his White House visit pic?

  • Prof. T. Green Bastard

    Go ahead n mock, dipshits. You’ll never have paintings hanging in the WH for visitors to make fun of.

    I love that portrait of HRC.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    People of Walmart, DC edition

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    The only celebrities/entertainers he can get to show up to this shitshow. And posing in front of the Hillary portrait? Classy. Tremendously classy. Bigly.

  • Bill Slider

    These photos have been airbrushed. The rats survived the cuts, but I don’t see any hog sweat or cockroaches.

  • Boscoe

    What, was Bocephus too busy?

    • BigHorn

      Something about “Charlie Daniels ain’t gonna blow hisself…”

  • Crystalclear12

    Gawd, I got the stupid on my shoe!
    Where’s the grass?

    • jesterpunk

      Dont wipe it on the grass, that will kill all the grass and turn that area into a superfund site.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    “Hey, let’s get a picture in front of Hillary to make the libtards so mad”.

    How old are these idiots? Its not always adorable to be a child at heart all your goddamn adult life. Grow the fuck up.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Guess what, her portrait will stay long after they’re gone.

      Of course, Trump will get his own portrait as a testament to how stupid and racist half the country is.

      • Good.
        There should be a physical reminder for future generations

        • Al Swearengen

          Bronze one of Trump’s used Depends.

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        Yeah, but it’ll be tiny & they’ll hang it by the gift shop bathrooms.

      • Beaufighter

        THIS. Her portrait carries more gravitas than all these turds combined.

      • GoutMachine

        They’ll hang it under a sign that says “LEST WE FORGET.”

      • pragmatist3

        That would be 46.4% of the country.

    • Jafo Angelo

      Well, thanks, they succeeded.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0fa40e45bb7052edd1d5e28a10ad245e7c3668f00d6923622db1335eac65bfd2.jpg
    Now, on this one, I started with the higher number dots and worked toward the lower number dots.

    • Jafo Angelo

      hopefully they’re helping pick out the next MOAB drop location.

      • 3leftwing3

        Jafo: They told me they were going to drop it in your neighborhood.

  • Clyde Barrow

    Real classy group of clowns there. Sarah Palin looks like she’s dressed to go out with the gals to the local honkeytonk to get drunk, line dance, and spread an STD to some unlucky hick. Ted Nugent looks like the drunk uncle who’s still in his Johnny Cash phase. And Kid Rock looks like a valet to a Detroit strip club. Sad!

  • FAKE NEWS!

    Theodore Margaret Nugent (1948-1979) died on this date 38 years ago during a Cleveland Steamer mishap. Needless to say, all the 7 year old girls he hired that unfortunate night were traumatized.

  • In all honesty, Sarah’s blouse looked great in the motel room mirror #VicodinGoggles

  • calliecallie

    For a second I thought that one on the far right was Bristol, and thought “Damn! That’s what having kids’ll do to you!”

    • Jafo Angelo

      ketchup, mustard

  • Yr. Gma

    These are Donnie’s celebrity elites. I wonder how much he had to pay them to show up.

  • Treg Brown

    I am a snowflake. The idea of these filthy fucking grifters in our White House makes me fucking stabby.

    *Abandons thread*

    • cmd resistor

      I feel that way every time I see just HIM and this is a mllion times worse.

  • doggiedaddy

    You are INDOORS, take your
    Fucking
    Hats
    Off.

  • calliecallie

    If Sarah Palin actually told Trump it would be all right to quit if it got to hard or interfered with the griftering, then for once I approve of what she had to say. Just this once.

  • I’d suggest that it was Dampnut taking the last picture, but his hands are too small to hold a camera.

  • At least the picture in front of Hillary’s portrait is still correct. Hillary is head and shoulders above them and looking down upon the idiots.

    • Roadstergal

      I do love that pic, because Hillz’s expression is as DGAF as it should be, in that situation.

    • Manders

      Even the pigment in the painting is smarter and classier than they are.

    • Jafo Angelo

      what is that pic doing there? shouldnt it be in the trash?

      • The trash is standing next to the picture.

        • Jafo Angelo

          The trash got taken out in January.

          • She should be careful. That’s how she became pregnant with her last child.

  • TundraGrifter

    Y’all write “grifter” like it’s a bad thing.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Now that the Nuge is planning to run for the Senate, he is saying the story he gave in an interview about pooping his pants to get out of going to Vietnam is false. The decades of not recanted the story is proof of this.

    • Tennessee Rain

      I’m not sure how he’s going to get past bragging about 13 year olds giving him head, but then again…look who’s in the White House.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Snow machine,,, How many times do we hafta tell ya?

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Filthy pieces of shit. All of them.

    • Jafo Angelo

      Would you say that to Ted?

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Absolutely; to his face; any fucking time.

  • Ambignostic

    None of those philistines belong in that room, starting with the one who invited them.

  • Roadstergal

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/palin6-640×853.jpg

    It’s like Trump is _trying_ to look more like Alec Baldwin doing Trump than Alec Baldwin doing Trump does.

    • Laura911

      Look! Turns out this is how a pen works!

      • Roadstergal

        If she’s telling him how to quit halfway through, I’m all for it.

    • starfanglednut

      He looks really old. Given his health and the stress of the presidency, I can’t imagine what he’ll look like in even one year.

      • Roadstergal

        The only reason he hasn’t had a stroke yet, IMO, is because he spends so little time actually paying attention to governance and so much time golfing.

        I really think twitterstorming is the most effective political strategy with this one.

  • Roadstergal

    Hey, remember when Obama invited all of his friends over to make laughy-face on social media at pictures of the Bushes?

    Neither do I.

  • MamaBrown

    So, the White House is not good enough for foreign heads of state, but its OK for this trash? Keep it klassy, dum-dum.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Ted and Kid took a break from rehearsals for this summers big County Fair tour.

  • Laura911

    Can you just imagine the high-falutin’ conversation at the dinner table with this party of A-listers? The mind simply boggles.

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    I could swear I caught that trio doing their act as Bonnie, Clyde & Clyde in a lounge just outside of Reno.

  • Jack Rogue Tenhet

    Minor thing here, but don’t those two assholes have one ounce of respect? Take off your stupid-ass hats indoors, redneck pricks! ffs.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Well, he’s out of celebrities to visit now.

    Give Nugent credit, though. After Obama won in 2012, he came back from the dead and broke out of jail.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Lowest common denominator got lower.

    • CripesAmighty

      Less than zero. Its a black hole hootenanny.

  • BMW

    Fucking honkies.

  • rosenbomb

    Can you imagine the poutrage if any female Democrat went to the WH with exposed shoulders? Sarah is wearing some summer BBQ chic, that’s for sure.

    • Roadstergal

      No imagination necessary – I saw the outrage when Ms Obama dared to wear a sleeveless dress.

      • rosenbomb

        I thought about that, too. Ugh.

  • John

    It’s an advertisement for a new movie, “When meth-heads go to Washington”.

  • Iron Monkey

    Love that off the shoulder midday look. Classy!

    • jensie475

      The best tweet I’ve seen asked “Why is she dressed like she’s going to singles night at the moose lodge”

    • shallot

      I had a tablecloth in the nineties that looked like that monstrosity of a top.

      • Iron Monkey

        Probably was about the same amount of yardage.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    What in the name of all that is holy is Palin wearing on her feet? Beige mules with a black skirt and a white lace blouse? Did she like get the invite at absolutely the last minute and threw on whatever was in the front of her closet?

    • Octavia Bratenpfeffer

      That blouse looks like a repurposed christening robe. Which is a strange thing to keep at the front of your closet in my book.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Well, with Bristol in the family, they probably use it a lot…

  • OrG

    Juggalos libelz!

  • Tennessee Rain

    It’s nice to see all of those classy people in the Oval Office. Let’s check in on the party of “family values” and see what some of them are up to:

    Kid Rock – assaulted someone in a Waffle House

    Nugent – admits to fucking underage girls and shitting his pants to avoid the draft.

    Palin and her brood – Ethics charges against her causing her to quit her day job. Barstool got into a fight and then pissed her pants in the middle of the street while her toddler sat in the car. And didn’t she get into a heated argument with someone in a bar?

    Palin’s son, Tonka got his ass put in jail for domestic abuse. And didn’t he go into the army to get out of going to jail in the first place? Also too, there was that time he jumped out of a limo, flipped people the bird, ripped off his shirt and dared people to fight him.

    Sparrow and Barstool got into a nasty, foul mouthed, facebook war with someone, using homophobic slurs to describe the individual.
    *****
    They can keep their family values. I’ll stick with mine.

  • jensie475

    That picture of all of them in the oval office hurts my soul

  • btwbfdimho
    • ANNG14

      I liked Elvis and he had talent!

      • Jafo Angelo

        almost as much as Ted but not even close to Bob.

        • ANNG14

          That’s why they call Elvis “the king” not Ted or Bob.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            …let alone Carol or Alice.

    • Edith Prickly

      OMG. That was the time Elvis surprised Nixon at the WH high as fuck on prescription meds – and asked to be a DEA agent because he was so worried about the kids and the marijuana. I love Elvis but the dude was a mess by then.

  • ANNG14

    OMG they’re stinking up the WH.

    • Panika MCD

      nah, they couldn’t come over until Tsarina Pussburgle stank that thang up PROPER!

    • CripesAmighty

      Call “Servpro disaster cleanup–like it never happened ™”.

      • ANNG14

        Definitely need to do serious cleanup.

  • Darlene Underdahl

    I think that’s Willow.

  • Joy

    That’s Willow. Bristol’s double, in case of emergency.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      “Brillow” works for me.

  • jenny_whyme

    Someone needs to get a hold of the White House “photographer” and just smack them.

    GAH! Never mind the subject matter… the composition and technical execution of anything coming out of the White House is just horrid. Tell me they are all just Kellyanne’s cell phone…. which really doesn’t make it better because all of this shit is going to be in some history book some day.

    • JD Mulvey

      They’re still doing “extreme vetting” on WH photographer applications. They need to make sure the person they hire never ever said anything nice about Hillary Clinton.

    • RugzYaBurnt

      Aw, you think there’s going to be “books” and “history” in the future! That’s adorable.

  • JD Mulvey

    Nuge seems a little too grabby w/ Sarah.

    • Selena60

      Nah, she’s too old for him.

      • JD Mulvey

        She is no way too old. For Terrible Ted?

        News that she’d be “flyin’ solo” for this trip was, I’d imagine, greeted fairly enthusiastically by Ted and several other creepies at this dinner.

  • LarryHoudini

    My generation’s “Nixon and Elvis shake hands!” CULTURAL TOUCHSTONE MOMENT ACHIEVED.
    [sobs uncontrollably]

  • Randy Riddle

    These photos look like they’re from the d-list reality tv show from hell.

    • CripesAmighty

      Waiting for Steve Harvey to direct them to their corners.

  • Panika MCD

    why is the Sarah Bitch’s skirt on backwards? and why is she also too wearing another skirt as a shirt?

    • eggsacklywright

      Because et cetera and so on.

      • Panika MCD

        what? no word salad?

  • CripesAmighty

    “Give me your wretched refuse…”
    Here ya go…

  • Swampay

    Second picture from the top. Where Poopy-pants seems to be holding on extra hard to Sarah’s arms, and she has a startled look on her face. WTF is going on there?
    1. Sarah was about to drunk-stumble and Nuge is holding her up
    2. Nuge just said something “sexy” in Sarah’s ear and is holding her so she can’t get away
    3. Nuge is having a scary flashback to the Vietnam war and is holding on to Sarah for comfort.
    4. ???

  • Carpe Vagenda

    OMG you left out the totally important stuff where Kid Rock used to make sex tapes with Julian Assange’s love puppet Pamela Anderson back when she was Mrs. Rock.

  • nightmoth

    Those pictures look so ludicrous that if I didn’t know better, I’d think they were photoshopped. I’m looking forward to the snarky memes created for them.

  • Sister the Resister

    I can only assume those pics in front of Hilz’ portrait are from a series in which the “flipping ol’ Benghazi McEmails the bird” ones were not shared publicly.

  • CripesAmighty

    Jer-ry! Jer-ry!…

  • Well to be fair, Wonkette I can’t tell any of the Kardashians apart. Why would you be able to differentiate their “K-Mart clearance rack” equivalants?

    • Erala Contratista

      K Mart racks? Wow, nicely put!

  • Also, is their ever a time when Kid Rock doesn’t look greasy as Hell? We could save any oil crisis by just wiping it from his skin!

  • Sister the Resister

    How is it Kid Rock’s gal is the only one who knows how to dress for the occasion? Jesus, off the shoulder for a visit to the highest office in the nation… and just as “Jesus!”-ie: Really, Ted? That hat?

    • Jukesgrrl

      He can find that one because it smells. Palin looks like she lost her suitcase at the airport and dressed in clothes borrowed from three different people.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Ted’s hat looks like he retrieved it from under a pile of dirty laundry before he set out for the White House.

      An OLD pile of OLD dirty laundry… that had gotten damp at one time.

      And it’s not just the off-the-shoulder (I’m guessing that’s to “prove” that her bewbs stay up without help) blouse, which is tacky enough…take a look at the whole outfit Lou Sarah is sporting. Consider the partially-unzipped skirt and the (fugly) high-heel mules… that whole outfit screams “aging tart on the prowl at Ladies Night.”

  • Jan Hutchinson

    Looks like scumbag night at the White House. Wait, that’s every night now!!

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    You know they wanted to rip Hillary’s painting off the wall, take out their huntin’ knives and carve it up.

    You, and I, know that.

    Phucking Philistines.

  • Belasaurius

    C’mon North Korea, ISIS, you had a perfect chance and you blew it

    • Belasaurius

      this comment prolly gonna get deletedz

  • whitroth

    Hey, I saw a headline on google news, that Trump dined with Palin. I don’t think it said anything about how no one nearby could understand the non-conversation word salad they exchanged….

    • starfanglednut

      Omg. Can you imagine? Completely incomprehensible.

    • Jukesgrrl

      If anyone remembers how Pat and Kenny used to read Oprah transcripts on Letterman … This conversation would have been classic.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Buck up or stay in the truck.

  • ltmcdies
    • H0mer0

      that dress fits her really nicely. Is Bo looking at the camera?

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        Without clicking “see more”, you comment looks like it’s addressing the pic of the Pope.

  • crunchyknee

    The picture with their sheets on is better.

  • norcalOG

    Now, finally, her kid will be able to get the treatment he needs so he won’t be assaulting the mother of his child so much.

  • m3bosha

    Worst new sit-com ever. Or is it new “reality” program. Oh no no no…. I know. It’s a game show, first person to grab a pussy or dodge a draft wins!

  • crunchyknee

    Of course the two “men” besides Donnie J are wearing hats inside. Classy.

    • RufusRz

      Best way to conceal a receding hairline

      • Jukesgrrl

        I don’t think it’s “receding.” I think it’s gone all the way.

    • Grumpy Twat

      And why is Kid Rock’s hat so big it comes half way down his ears? Is it to leave space for the tinfoil?

  • nightmoth

    The hitter, the quitter, and the shitter meet the zit.

  • Selena60

    Who grabbed Nugent’s pussy?

  • Jafo Angelo

    Some of the best humans in the world right there. TALENT in that room!

  • Slinger

    In a drunken stupor, Palin thought it would be so great if she lifted a “souvenir” from the WH. After dinner, she can be seen wearing the lace tablecloth as Uncle Teddy had to hold her up from falling.

  • timpundit
  • bopeep

    She looks like an over the hill hooker.

    • Roadstergal

      That’s a very mean thing to say about a necessary profession.

    • BigCSouthside

      I always thought she looks like the middle aged divorcée in EVERY bar who always gets a little too hammered and hits on literally everyone

      • H0mer0

        middle aged divorcee libel (also too, got drinking out of my system since being half her age.)

        • BigCSouthside

          Yeah the ones I’m talking about generally got married young, were white wine zombie moms by their thirties, and when their marriage collapsed they revert back to all they know of single life…getting blasted at bars.

    • Edith Prickly

      “We have more class than that.”

      — Over the hill hookers

    • Jafo Angelo

      Ahh..come on Peep.

      Hilary’s portrait is not THAT bad, is it?

      • Chris Mattson

        Clinton’s again? Is that all you got? Weak.

        • phoenix00

          I think Jafo’s trying to be funny! Like what a joke! HAHAHAAH~!

  • ralphteb

    Isn’t there a critical reaction when you get that much redneck in a confined space

    • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

      Chlamydia

  • BigCSouthside

    In that pic where they are standing around lookin all thoughtful at papers, they were obviously planning where to put the new West Wing Waffle House.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Hey! Do not slander the good name of Waffle House. Clearly they’re planning a Denny’s.

      • Gary Downing

        Even Denny’s should be getting a break here

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • Alexander Stallwitz
  • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

    I know I’m lat late the game, but did Br(W)illow get a boob job or is she nursing? Those things simply cannot exist in nature

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I don’t think she’s a Palin… and I’m certain those were picked out of a catalogue.

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        Given the scale and quantity of disreputable behavior represented, a possible boob job ranks near the bottom of the list.

    • Paperless Tiger

      I don’t think that’s Brillo.

      • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

        Mrs. Nugent?d

  • susan_g

    Snowbilly grifter must be pissed. Scott Brown gets named ambassador to New Zealand and all she gets is a photo op with Nugent.

  • CripesAmighty

    Ok, that’s quite enough:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjwcg9c0ymI

    • Posonby Britt

      Did you notice who Chewy Termite resembles?

  • Hey look! She-man Nugent is pimping firearm coatings. Popular with the countertop terrorist militia.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9f418b3c88c4bc03a601bbfe10b26ea7dc77a84edcff1ef4fcdc69cbf43ac975.jpg

  • Gary Downing

    This is like seeing two of most well-known draft dodgers and
    a box of rocks in the same room.

    THE IQ IN THAT ROOM HAD TO HAVE BEEN THE LOWEST WE HAVE EVER SEEN INSIDE OF THE
    WHITE HOUSE AT ONE TIME.

    Trump has the mentality of a 3rd grader and all the Palin group of women are no
    better than the street walker most towns. Yup two guys who have no brains but
    think they are artists and of course a grinning ass sitting in the chair that a
    President should be sitting in.

    Trump is and always has been a crook. Someone that never would have been placed
    in office before.

    He is a racist and that is another person that never would have been allowed to
    run for President before.

    He is a predator who was probably thinking he has already had Palin before but
    would love to grab her pussy one more time.

    We just saw a racist woman hater removed from Fox and that
    is O’ Riley and that is long overdue and right now we have a racist, woman
    hating, lying, cheating, pervert, con artist that is a traitor to our nation in
    the White House and he needs to be removed as well.

    If they find he is a traitor, I hope they hang him and I
    hope they make it public.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Why do you think so poorly of honest sex workers?

      • Gary Downing

        Oh, I don’t think unkindly about the honest working who have
        no choice but to survive.

        I just have a problem with those who feel they are more righteous, seem to have wealth and the IQ of a drain lizard and these people not only act but look like they crawled out of the septic tank any time you see them.

    • Jafo Angelo

      WOW…wow….you’re really wound up aren’t ya?
      I don’t think you know what the word Racist means.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

      • Keith Taylor

        I sort of think Gary Downing does.

    • Keith Taylor

      He’s a crook and a racist and a predator, but maybe most people could actually live with that since political standards are pretty low and getting lower (yep, here in Australia too, fuck it) if only he was remotely capable of doing the job. Or at least picking capable people to administer for him. Worked for Genghis Khan. He was a bloody murdering savage, but he had the nous to pick competent officials. When you’re not even as good a head of state as a thirteenth-century Mongol warlord who murdered his brother while still a stripling, and went on from there, you have to get it eventually that you don’t belong in the civilized world.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Hi, Welcome to Hell! Kid here will incinerate your baggage for you while Sarah reads the phone book in her best folksy patois!

  • I’m guessing Sarah must be feeling the effects of too much Xanax the way she’s relying on that cabinet and the deathgrip Pantshitter Bojangles has on her to hold her up.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49749cfcf985a368652eca5c81818960e24ed5d78bcce2b7fbac0835c34c0647.jpg

    • Meliflaw

      Opioids do the darndest things…

      • Actually those are bennies. She doesn’t hit the oxy before 10pm, in case she has to toss together a salad.

        • Snarkbot 9000

          Thank you for adding “together” to that last sentence. The alternative would have been traumatizing.

    • Blackest Noobs

      Bubba might be offering more than a chair, cuz, yeah, he’s that kind of guy.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      You’re giving Palin too much credit. She doesn’t know who the fuck that is in the painting. For all we know she thinks it’s Andrew Jackson.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      Judging by their faces, Nugent is thinking “I gotta fuck this babe!” and Palin is thinking “Aw gee, I know men are supposed to be in charge, but is he supposed to grab me this hard?” (understanding that it wouldn’t be spoken so coherently)

  • Meliflaw

    Opioids do the darndest things.

  • tehbaddr

    I always liked Sheryl Crow and thought she was cool. Kid Rock? I am ashamed for her.

    • Blackest Noobs

      oh jesus i thought you meant they were an item, please tell me they’re not an item, they just did a dumb fucking song together.

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        That stupid song makes me stabby AF. In case anyone was wondering.

      • Jafo Angelo

        noob, that’s KRs fiancee in the pics, yo.

        • Blackest Noobs

          Jafo, i was referencing what tehbaddr posted…i know what Ms. Crow looks like….

          • Jafo Angelo

            “please tell me they’re not an item”

            you said that^^^…so NO, KR and Ms. Crow are not an item, as the beautiful woman with KR is his fiancee

          • Did you read that in Tiger Beat?

          • Jafo Angelo

            What is Tiger Beat?

          • What you put on the bottom of your mom’s canary cage after you’ve read all the scoops.

          • Blackest Noobs

            jesus fucking christ…you fucking ASSUME TOO FUCKING MUCH.
            no one of real beauty would be anywhere near Kid DUMBFUCK rock.
            you may think she’s beautiful, you would be WRONG.

    • Don’t forget Lance Armstrong.

      • tehbaddr

        LAnce is not so bad compared to that half whit kid rock!

  • CATMAN

    I think Donny was seeking professional advice from Palin on how to divert PAC funds to personal use and get away with it

    • Jafo Angelo

      If he needs that I am sure he still has the Clinton’s cell phone #s in his contact list.

      • Chris Mattson

        Yes just defer to the Clinton’s. Nice try LOSER!

        • HooverVilles

          How long before Jafo uses the noun…verb…Benghazi ploy?

  • Blackest Noobs

    Ladies and Gentlemen, may i introduce you all to the Legion of Morons.

  • Nodrama4mama

    I may never forgive John McCain for releasing that half-wit on the American Public.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Yeah, Meghan’s a real twat. I know you’re not talking about Palin as she’s only a sixteenth-wit.

    • BigCSouthside

      Palin made trump possible. I know John bled and was tortured back in the day but…he should spend the rest of his life going door to door apologizing to the American people.

  • Sarah says she brought Kid and Ted to the WH because “Jesus was booked.”
    Apparently she’d put in a call to him earlier in the week.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a404bdabed7bdc2c2e74392d3a35e1529ce996377c09786a0b6ef825cb6f5ce.jpg

  • Scooby

    As ex-military heros they should know to remove thier hats indoors.

  • Manhattan123

    See, he does too have celebrity supporters!

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      He forgot to include Chuck Norris.

      • Snarkbot 9000

        Nobody “includes” Chuck Norris…..oh to hell with it, F that guy.

  • JesusWasAHippie

    Good lord, it IS idiocracy.

    I’m surprised no one took a picture of Kid Rock whooping and grinding his crotch against Hillary’s painting face.

    • Jafo Angelo

      why would anyone want to be near that face?
      not even her ‘husband’ does.

      • reelreeler

        You’ll have to ask Trump, he invited Palin to the White House.

      • Blackest Noobs

        oh now i get it….YOURE A TROLL.

        and a dumb fucking one at that….GOD you’re like seriously fucking dumb.

      • Moar Wordz

        I think the real issue here is that no one wants to be near your face, such as it is

  • chascates

    Too bad there isn’t a Marine guard at the entrance to knock the hats off men who try to enter the White House whilst wearing them (with exceptions for religious or medical reasons).

    When is Willow due?

  • Keith Taylor

    That group photo in the Oval Office … Donald Trump smiling is a display of the most hideous mirthless rictus I’ve ever seen. Sardonicus, The Joker and Gwynplaine in a triptych couldn’t equal it.

    • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

      He doesn’t know how to smile. He hasn’t mastered it yet. Like all psychopaths, he just knows that he is supposed to make that sort of facial gesture at certain times.

      • Nezrite

        Like an alien of some sort. Not the “illegal” sort, more like the “extraterrestrial” sort.

    • Jafo Angelo

      wow. big words.

    • Stranded Devonian Lungfish

      “Hideous mirthless rictus” is totally, utterly FABulous! And also too, very true.

      • ahughes798

        Good name for a Norwegian death metal band.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      Drumpf would have to work hard to reach the Joker’s ethical standards.

  • chascates

    And Herself waddles in on O’Reilly:
    “Corporate culture there obviously has to change,” Palin told CNN’s Jake Tapper. “Women don’t deserve, they should not ever have to put up with any kind of intimidating workplace.”
    Palin continued: “At the same time, if a woman believes that she is being intimidating and harassed, she needs to stand up and do something about it, not stick around for a paycheck for years and years and years and then after the fact complain about what she went through.”

    “. . . years and years and years . . .”?

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      The irony is lost on her that the right wing’s favorite channel is a bastion of sexism. One of the articles that I just read on Wonkette included a link to an instance of one of the men on Fox Snooze telling a woman that she gave America an erection.

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    Nice to see The Nooge has upgraded his daughter to wife.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    “Alright Guys! Next stop, GOLDEN CORRAL!!!! Yee-haw!”

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Someone should tell Trump it’s a buffet and has nothing to do with pee hookers

    • Shoto

      Hometown Buffet Libelz!

  • BigCSouthside

    According to twitters, the only personal photo (on the table behind the desk) trump has in the oval is of his dad. Totally not weird at all

    • Jany

      This Oval Office gives the appearance that the inhabitant wants to be ready and able to clear out in under a minute.

    • Yellow_Dog_Dem

      This explains so much. He’s compensating for all the love daddy never gave him and his tiny, tiny, penis.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Conservatives lost their ever lovin’ shit when Obama invited Common to the White House and when Michelle Obama went sleeveless. But, now it’s okay to have kiddie fuckers over for dinner and to dress like a ten dollar hooker looking to give blow jobs.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      I remember that around the same time that Obama had Common as a guest, he also had the president of Equatorial Guinea. One of the mouth-breathers on Clusterfox said something to the effect of “Obama hosted a rapper and a dictator. What’s with all the gangsters in the hizzouse?”

      As for Michelle, she has more class, decency and honesty in one toenail than the entire conservatard movement has combined.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Common is so fucking hawt….Oh wait. sorry, let me wade into the deeper end of the pool…I didn’t know who Assata Shakur was, but as a result of the controversy surrounding Common’s song to her, I did some research and I read her autobiography. She is an interesting person. I’m not sure if she is guilty of the bank robberies (and she doesn’t really cover that in her autobiography), but I know she didn’t kill a cop. And also too, I loved reading her story – her life experience. It’s one of those books you read with a pen in hand so that you can make notes on the pages. I say this, but I’m a dork who goes into a library or book store and says, “I don’t know anything about this person, so let me read what they have to say.” As I preach to my kids, you don’t learn history by memorizing places and dates. You learn history by learning about the people who lived it.

        • lurch394

          Yes, the former Joanne Chesimard. Lots of stories about her in the 60s and 70s.

      • BigCSouthside

        Melania: some blog says she did sex work-she sues
        Michelle: half the right wing universe calls her either an ape, or a tranny- she goes about her business

    • BigCSouthside

      They always say “finally class is back in the whitehouse” about trump

      They mean whites. Full stop.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Do you have any idea how many Glade Plugins it’s gonna take to get the smell of pig shit and strawberry douche out of the Oval Office rug?

    • @MrsRazor66

      My favorite comment by far… I applaud you!

  • yyyaz

    Proud now, moranz?

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Someone oughta ask this gathering of slimeballs to give a summary of China’s relations with ancient Rome, just to watch the slimeballs’ heads fall off in confusion.

    (for the record, Wikipedia’s article of the day three days ago was Sino-Roman Relations)

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Coming soon to the White House: a Celebrity Apprentice reunion, featuring Gary Busey, Gilbert Gottlieb, Lou Ferrigno, Jose Canseco, Star Jones, Cyndy Laupner, Rod Blagojevich, and many, many others.

    • glennisw

      Don’t forget Scott Baio.

      • lurch394

        Or Meatloaf.

  • gingerland62

    Later they shared their sex tapes in the White House Theater. Not that I am anti sex tapes, but theirs must be gross.

  • Jany

    The skirt that unzips up the front paired with the skull & crossbones cuff bracelets and shoulder-baring lace doily for a WH visit is an interesting choice by the former Republican VP candidate.

  • Moar Wordz

    That’s ” Classy as FOOK, ” to you, with some little fookin’ people sprinkled on it,
    ( Leprauchaun topples backwards. ) He drank 2 much Guinness.

  • pixeloid

    The name “Kid Rock” really doesn’t fit the creepy middle-aged guy who looks like a child molester.

  • pixeloid

    tRump looks “presidential” in these pictures: like the president of a trailer park.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5cd772ee8e5d083e9c7a80fe724d34611a1570f096177d3b114620dfd48976b.jpg

    • Gary Downing

      I was going to say trailer park trash President but because people live in destroyed lives they don’t understand why and just do.

      Trump is total trash. Born rich, lived rich and has never helped anyone but himself. He has the manners, actions and speech of a 3rd grader and he has the money to cover up his lack of IQ.

      I would have to say those who live in trailers have more going for them than the trash Trump. I lived in a trailer when I was a kid and I watched as Reagan did away with about 75% of all tax revenue that came into our nation to pay for it.

      Since that time no one has taxed the rich or the corporations and we the taxpayers foot the bills. ALL OF THEM.

  • Newzheimer

    We got two dudes wearing hats indoors and one fashion fiction wearing something she bought (shoplifted?) from a Forever 21.

    Yes, class has returned to the White House. OK, it’s low class. But still…

    • Jany

      It’s QVC Hour at the WH.
      Rock and Nuge are hawking their wares (both sell hats and t-shirts online), and Palin is advertising the $1,250 beaded Tea Party-themed cuff bracelets made by a seller on Etsy.

  • freakishlypersistent

    This was done simply to demoralize librulz, everything they do is for that and that alone. And it works. But then, out of the other side of their sphincters they complain that we won’t work with them and tell us to “Get over it, snowflakes”. Fuck the fucking fuck off.

    • glennisw

      If posing a bunch of white trash losers is all they can come up with the demoralize us, they’re just as incompetent as I suspected.

    • Alan

      How does it work?

  • The stupid in these pictures is amazing!

    • Natalie Frenshen

      It is breathtaking.
      I guess what you wear reflects how much respect you have for the person you’re meeting. Thus the t shirts and whatnot.

      • diogenez

        Hats. They need to remove the fucking hats. FFS.

        • diogenez

          Fucking goobers.

  • SeeTrain65

    Did anyone tell Nugent or Kid Crack the vases in the Oval Office weren’t spittoons?

    Obviously not.

    • Jany

      Obviously, someone told this bunch they had to keep their gun holsters off and shoes on.

  • Paul Dietzel

    I hate to break in here and spoil the “666 Comments” – all too appropriate since they’re all perfect examples of the “mark of the beast” – but the way “Kid” is wearing his hat all pulled down low on his noggin he looks just like Clem Kadiddlehopper for you guys old enough to remember.

    • lurch394

      OK, though it’s a Red Skelton libel.

  • kathryn_in_ma

    Great party for Hitler’s birthday!

  • Subliberal

    Absolutely stunning photography, as in an air gun hammer to your forehead kind of way.

  • glennisw

    God, does Sarah possess a single pair of shoes that AREN’T skanky?

    • Zyxomma

      Probably some running shoes.

    • Truly Madly Derply

      Ever since she showed up at a campaign rally in those red hooker platform Naughty Monkey shoes (and skin-tight capri jeans and flag tee shirt, ffs) I have boycotted the brand. Which makes me pretty brave since I never actually owned any to begin with. Occasionally I will see a cute pair while perusing eBay but as soon as I see the brand I back away like Pepe Le Pew’s love interest. Here’s a woman who has all the money that grifting will allow and she chooses brands like Naughty Monkey and wears an off-the-shoulder semi-transparent blouse from JCPenney’s spring line, which is neither age nor venue-appropriate, to the White House. I’m not surprised, but I am mystified and appalled at the lack of decorum and someone better be issuing a half-assed non-apology pretty damn skippy.

  • Alan

    Grifter convention. My wife did work for Nugent and you’ll never guess…. Yep, wouldn’t pay his bill either. Asshole.

  • beatbort

    Sarah Palin is a low life upon whose face history will urinate.
    That’s all I have to say .

  • Jan Ness

    I was friends with Ted’s mom may she rest in piece. Don’t think she’d condone him threatening ppl.

  • diogenez

    Good god. I hope they counted the silver before letting that group leave the White House grounds.

  • diogenez
  • CatCope

    Caption for the pic of them standing around him: ” Kids, I have this here document maybe you can ‘splain it fer me : It starts out “We The People, then it just gets all cornfusing. What kinda language is this, anyway. “We The People”…..”

  • pragmatist3

    You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out if the trash.

    • CatCope

      Damn, you sure she isn’t a kardashian??

  • David Wesley Hill
  • Maybe

    Their primary achievement was to make Hillary Clinton look really, really Presidential.

    Even a portrait of Clinton is more Presidential–and smarter–than the White House’s current infestation.

  • @MrsRazor66

    Pretty sad that the most intelligent person in the photo is made entirely out of paint… (seen this on twitter, but can’t remember who tweeted it, so here’s your credit, person I forget)

  • Amcintyre

    Maybe I am old fashion but aren’t men supposed to take off their hats inside? I am so embarrassed for the US.

    • EC Penny

      Yes, they are. Just proves that you can’t buy class.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    ya know, i’m a poor dumb scumbag – but even I know you take your hat off indoors, especially in the goddamn white house. Dummiez.

    And yes, me and whoever is reading this are thinking the same thing, probably:

    https://youtu.be/uWXgeWX9saM?t=3

  • Truly Madly Derply

    Meanwhile Kid Rock displays his relevance with a mad gangsta stance-surely another first in the anals (yeah, I know the correct spelling) of White House lore. Smfh.

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