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What does the Nazi fox say?

Now here’s something new: Rocky Mountain Fur Con (RMFC), Denver’s big annual furry convention, has been cancelled for 2017 after one of the organizers, Kendal Emery, turned out to be a sovereign citizen kook who’s also pals with a group of white supremacist furries calling itself the “Furry Raiders.” On top of that, the supposed nonprofit group that organized the convention had its nonprofit status revoked in 2011; the group failed to file tax returns between 2008 and 2015. Oh, and then there was the weirdass not-actually-legal “cease and desist” letter organizer Emery sent to a woman who’d exposed his 1993 conviction for criminal sexual contact with a minor. So things are, to say the least, a little strange in the Furry community right now. Trekkies and My Little Pony fans are reportedly shaking their heads and saying “what a bunch of weirdos.”

The freaky intersection of loony rightwing politics and furry fandom shouldn’t reflect badly on most furries, who are regular folks who enjoy dressing up as animals and maybe enjoying a nice late-night game of Fight or Flight Reflex. But yeesh, check the Denver Channel’s exhaustive summary of all the rabbit holes and backbiting this mess has generated in the Colorado furry community. The story blew up nationally when JJ MacNab, one of the top chroniclers of rightwing and sovereign citizen groups, tweeted a link to a story last week in the furry blog “Flayrah” about the kerfuffle, detailing the sudden cancellation of this year’s RMFC. Shortly before the story was posted, RMFC chair “Sorin” (Zachary Brooks) posted this lovely passive-aggressive note explaining the con had been cancelled because of certain people who want nothing but trouble. For once, that didn’t mean the Jews. Or maybe it does:

Recently, members of our community have taken it upon themselves to bring in external influences of hate, intolerance, and stubborn refusal to compromise. This movement has grown into a community that promotes violence, and it is because of that, it is with deep regret that I make the following announcement:

Last month, we were faced with a sudden and drastic increase in security costs amounting to more than a third of our entire existing operating budget. This cost increase stemmed directly from the very public threats of violence against one another by members of this community, as well as the negative backlash from misinformation spread about the convention, its staff and attendees. Therefore, Rocky Mountain Fur Con 2017 is officially canceled. I will no longer continue to subject my staff and our community to the lies, hate, violence and slander that was disseminated by a small, vocal minority.

So, who were these nasty people spreading lies and slander and threatening violence? You know, the usual bad guys: People who don’t like Nazis, or in this case, Nazi furries, which are indeed a thing. As reported by another blog, Dogpatch Press, it all started when a fur fan going by “Deo” — who hadn’t even been planning to go to RMFC — made a reference to punching Nazis on Twitter, then reported to Denver police and security at the venue that a member of the Furry Raiders had alluded to maybe bringing a gun to the convention, for defense against the scary Social Justice Warriors.

For being a troublemaker, “Deo” — not the troll saying they planned to pack heat at the convention — ended up being banned from the con she wasn’t planning to go to, and also received a weirdass “cease and desist” letter from Kendal Emery, the head of the (no-longer nonprofit) “Mid-American Anthropomorphic Arts Corporation” that ran the convention. It basically threw a lot of pseudolegal terms around and ordered “Deo” to never say anything bad about RMFC again, Or Else:

Not really a letter from an attorney, and no legal standing. But here’s a fun detail: That red-ink signature and thumbprint in red ink, plus all the pseudo-legal threats, are all pretty typical of the fake documents produced by Sovereign Citizens. Emery, it turns out, had also pleaded no contest in 1993 to three counts of “criminal sexual contact of a minor” in New Mexico, which is probably not really the sort of thing the organizers of a furry convention would want publicized. Oops, it’s getting publicized (again, aim your anger at Emery, the jerk, not at fur people generally, who are almost universally goofy and harmless. OK, some may bite, but only consensually).

And now, there’s no convention, vendors and attendees who prepaid to attend may or may not get refunds, and a whole bunch of negative stereotypes about furries are being reinforced. Worst of all, Nazis are depicting decent diversity-loving furries as the weirdos:

The problem isn’t furries “infiltrating” the Nazis, of course — it’s Nazis like the Furry Raiders (who are fond of Nazi style armbands, with the Swastika replaced by a paw) trying to barge into a slightly offbeat fandom and calling themselves “alt.fur.”

May they be plagued by Flat Earthers for the rest of their days. Yiff in Heil, Nazi freaks.

On the positive side, now that the sovereign citizen/Nazi furries are out, there’s a reasonable chance that decent normal furries in Colorado can get a legitimate convention going by next year.

[Denver Channel / Flayrah / FBI / Geek.com / Dogpatch Press]

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  • MynameisBlarney

    Jayzus Chroist!

    This is like some bad pr0nz I may or may not have read.

  • Nounverb911

    Sorry to OT so soon but this just in:

    https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/854766157009756160

  • Chadwells
  • Anna Elizabeth

    I believe I’ve met “Sorin” en passant. I’m not a Furry, but with staffing the Anime Con twice, and knowing all kinds of folks, you meet people.

    • Wow, any Anime Con will attract some really really interesting people.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Yeah, and Nan Desu Kon is pretty big. We used to have some great high-end Cosplayers.

        It was years ago, before I came out. When I’d take a break to go to the Dealer’s room or something, teenagers would see my Staff badge and the look on my face and “jump” out of my way.

        I think I look happier and more friendly now. :)

        • I’m a gamer and want to go to a con someday, dressed as “middle-aged, empty nest Yuna”, which would be me wearing one green and one blue contact. You have no idea what I’m talking about if you don’t know about Final Fantasy X and X-2…but I really really really want to do this.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I have an action figure of Yuna from FFX-2, go for it! We used to get a girl doing Tifa from Advent Children, she could have been cast in a movie, and one girl did the ninja girl from “Dead or Alive”, and filled out the costume superbly, if you take my meaning.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Hey, you gonna be in Lancaster PA again this year? Looking forward to all the jokes on this subject at the con!

      • Anna Elizabeth

        No,I’m afraid not. :) I staffed on NDK in Denver, but it was ages ago.

  • Nounverb911

    And now back to our regularly scheduled post.
    They seem nice.

  • Serai 1
    • Nounverb911

      Us too, also?

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Certainly not.

  • msanthropesmr

    If you go chasing rabbits remember what the dormouse said.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Feed you head.

  • DerrickWildcat

    There is a community for every dumb thing.

    • Including this Nasty, Vile, Snark Mob!

      • jesterpunk

        Isnt that community called “Trump Supporters”?

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          Nasty vile snark mob LIBELZ! Go eat canned clams in penitence. Then, and only then, will we let you come back and share in the joy of those cakes we like.

    • Contemplative Ron

      For some things that people think are very important too.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Why do I have the sneaking suspicion these are some of the same people who freak out over transgenders in the women’s bathroom?

  • Beanz&Berryz

    A sad Big Kitten fight. Meowwww. Pfft pfft pfft.

  • DrBigHead

    While I don’t comment on every post, I at least have an idea of what I would say. The only thing I could come up for this is to say I am totally at a loss for words.

    • grindstone

      Have you ever been talking to a previously seemingly sane coworker, and then have them randomly go off on some bizarro singular tangent that leaves you with no recourse other than the wide-eyed, nodding, “I’m listening” posture, while you think only of ways to extract yourself without damage? Yeah, that’s this post.

    • Red Bird Ω

      I realized that I’m too old and too boring to understand.

  • These folks should adopt a pet.

    • Chadwells

      Debatable.

    • Nounverb911
      • Anna Elizabeth

        My ex-GF had dogs and cats, and this one white cat, Boo-Boo, was my buddy. He’d been separated from Mommie too young, and he needed cuddles. Everyone else was tired of him because he’d shed white fur in clouds, but I’d snuggle with him all day.

        Anyway, he’s the only cat I know that liked to have his paws touched.

        • Shanzgood

          Mine likes it when you rub between his toes.

          • SomeBigRedDog

            Mine likes it when I fuck off and leave her alone.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Nice. :) Boo-Boo was so sweet, I miss him more than the ex.

            He used to latch one claw to hold my arm for contact. It kind of touched me, because a Kitteh can’t say out loud “I miss my Mommie, please hold me”.

            Once he stuck his chin in my palm and layed against my arm all afternoon, and I realized he wanted his throat on my thumb’s pulse-point to feel my heartbeat. How could I deny he poor thing?

  • The Librarian

    Bill-o has been forced out. Good times.

    Breaking News: Fox News has dropped Bill O’Reilly, its biggest star, after numerous sexual harassment cases cost advertising and spurred protests.

  • MynameisBlarney

    I bet the staff at The Onion are freaking the fuck out right about now.

    • C4TWOMAN

      This administration could put them out of a job:

      “K, we’ll have a stinger, followed by brief blurb about Trump rounding up liberals as traitors…”
      “Um, that actually happened last Tuesday.”

      • willi0000000

        i hear most of them are just drinking heavily . . . but a few diehards are still trying various psychedelic mixes . . . apparently to no avail.

  • WiscoJoe

    Anti-social behavior, white supremacists, outlier sexual fetishes, tax evasion, pseudo-legal cease and desist letters, passive aggressive scapegoating, unpaid vendors, Godwin’s Law rendered meaningless… Have we reached peak Trump?

    • Nick Scroggs

      No, because then we will break out the Oxygen Destroyer.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Serizawa, you cannot!

  • Chadwells

    Pope can’t help you now, FuckO BillO.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    So things are, to say the least, a little strange in the Furry community right now.

    You ain’t kiddin’ brother!

    • shastakoala

      Right now?

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Sean Spicer needs to make new plans for spring break.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I posted a Daily Mail link to this the other day in Open thread, but even Daily Mail didn’t have all this drama. Which makes me wonder if the DM is slacking off….

  • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

    I’m waiting to hear what the Comics Curmudgeon has to say about this yiff pile.

  • Chadwells
    • Wee Mousie

      So that’s what happened after a wolf finally mated with a sheep.
      Doesn’t know whether to run away or chase.

  • Shibusa

    I can’t even.

  • elviouslyqueer

    What. the. Entire. Fuck. did I just read?

    Also too, BillO given the boot from Faux News? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8d4a3e76cc38e154565348e4ad53a48e7bbee024eaedd380904feedfa76443a.gif

  • msanthropesmr

    So how did these people get their fur on before the internet?

    • Contemplative Ron

      You youngsters wouldn’t know this, but back then we had what were called ‘letters’ we sent through the ‘mail,’ and we had a device called a ‘telephone’ that could send your voice far, far away!

  • arglebargle

    These people sound furrin. Trump may deport.

    • Shibusa

      God furbid.

      • shastakoala

        Fur sure.

      • msanthropesmr

        Trump supporters threaten to pelt them.

        • aureolaborealis

          Is getting pelted the same as getting pantsed, except with fur?

    • msanthropesmr

      What would deporting then en tail?

      • arglebargle

        I dunno, but it may become his pet project.

    • snark-lurker

      sea wut yuh started?

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】
    • aureolaborealis

      That would certainly cur-tail this un-bear-able furvolity.

    • Querolous

      They need to be vetted.

  • TJ Barke

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!??

  • Nick Scroggs

    Part of me wants to study the “furry” subculture, in an anthropological sense. The rest wants to eat shrooms and peyote, because things are getting weird in the world. Plus, I had an idea to post old “sexual sadist” paperback covers, but uh, on my phone so can’t

    • Contemplative Ron

      There’s been a LOT of studies done, some serious, some not, since the subculture became a definable thing in 1996. You might find it interesting. But pro tip: the more the study focusses on sexuality, the less real value it will have. Trust me.

  • Chadwells

    Colbert gonna be hot tonight!

  • WotsAllThisThen

    So instead of brownshirts it’s… tabbies? calico?

  • Chadwells

    Furry golden shower…Dampnut goes boom boom in his pants.

  • After reading this article, I think someone is slipping hallucinogens into my tea.

    • Rasilom

      It’s mushroom tea, amiright?

  • William
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Bill O’Reilly, molester, is out. Done. finito.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Fox said, C’ya, for reelz.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      MSNBC and CNN furiously making offers as we speak.

      • puredog

        I dunno. Fox’s position is pretty persuasive to anyone who cares what the public and advertisers think. Now, Donnie, on the other hand, he don’t give a shit, and is on recent record as thinking Bill did nothing wrong. I’d say it’s 50-50 Bill ends up somehow attached to the WH.

        • Bemused Australian

          He could take Spicer’s job! That would be awesome.

          • HogeyeGrex

            Careful what you ask for.

  • Courser_Resistance

    Yup, that happened here. Haven’t you ever wondered where the weird in Portland came from, now you know? You think it was just an organic thing that popped up there. Colorado has a bumper crop of weird.

    Just for reference:

    Are Nazis as subset of Furries or, are Furries as subset of Nazis?

    • Nick Scroggs

      Probably a sunset of Furries. Subset.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      The guy I knew in Colorado that was into Furries was a pretty good guy. I think the Nazis are a small subset.

      • Courser_Resistance

        Phew! I’ve known a few Furries back in the day and they were really cool people. I’d hate to think that it turned ugly and Nazi was the norm now.

        BTW, when I was referring to ‘weird’ I was referring to ‘Nazi weird’ not Furries.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          I figured, no worries. :) My friend was into Anthro Girls, and SF comics with Furries, but he was always very supportive of Queers we knew and such, this was way before I came out.

  • whitroth

    Ok. The only thing I can think is that the alt-wrong take turns… “I got busted two years ago, so you run things this year.”

    Remember the Deploreaball, where they were selling tickets for a venue they had never signed a contract for, or put down a deposit?

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Only in America.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    It’s vitally important that non-lawyers identify their pseudo-legal “orders” as “lawful.” Otherwise, the FBI might not drop everything to enforce them.

  • Nick Scroggs

    By the way, don’t the heels in dominatrix shoes hurt? That isn’t related, just a question I’ve had for years.

    • snark-lurker

      that is why they are

    • Anna Elizabeth

      To wear, or when applied to a Worm’s throat, etc?

      If 1), no.

      If 2), irrelevant.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Well then.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I’m guessing yes, since I am a guy and haven’t been able to wear regular shoes for decades because of arthritis.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Sort of the point, I would think.

      So to speak.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    That is the best headline I’ve ever read anywhere.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Things like this sometimes make me wish for the days when sex was a subject not talked about, because I just don’t want to know everything about everybody.

    • Nick Scroggs

      I’m reminded of George Putnam, talking about “unnatural sex acts perverting an entire generation”, some reason.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Those were the Putnam days!

  • SomeBigRedDog

    That dog ain’t right.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    So… is everyone locked and loaded for tonight’s infestation of nazi/furrie/flat-earther trolls?

  • Chadwells

    Searching for furry gifs…not as fun as it sounds. Pulling up all kinds of racist shit. Who knew. Sad.

    • Red Bird Ω

      Now I’m curious. I guess anonymity gives people license to be nasty.

      • Chadwells

        Apparently…jeez!

  • boyblue122

    Furry Nazis – a mighty specific subculture

  • SomeBigRedDog

    This is way weirder then that one time my mom tried to dress me in a suit.

  • msanthropesmr

    This makes me ask, and no , don’t provide evidence, if there are furry Confederate soldier reenactors.

    • VirginiaLady

      Best laugh of the day! I don’t know but now I’m gonna have to look for some. Oh Lord hep me!

    • Shibusa

      Surely you’ve heard of Jeffurson Davis?

    • MynameisBlarney

      That’s very likely where these nazi furries “evolved” from.

    • Little Doll–MOAMF

      Um, yes. There are. Or at least in my experience, have been.

      ETA: I should clarify, however, that said hobbies were not indulged in simultaneously by the hobbyist I know. Oh, and that he was a Confederate soldier because the uniforms are cheaper. And shit, SOMEONE has to play those guys.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge”, with its protagonist, Peyton Furquhar.

    • Nicholas Jacob Underwood

      Somebody once commissioned a TF sequence of a confederate solidger on the battlefield turning into a werewolf (Transformation and werewolf fandoms being part of a ven diagram with furries), but that is the most I have seen of it.

  • msanthropesmr

    I blame the internet.

  • MynameisBlarney

    OT: but…regarding Falafel Boi’s ouster from fox.
    I bet Keith Olbermann is laughing his ass off right now.

  • wandajayne

    Off leash and no rabies vaccination tags? Somebody’s going to the pound…

  • WotsAllThisThen
  • h4rr4r

    Officer,
    I am not traveling, I am yiffing.
    Furthermore, meow.

  • Wee Mousie

    I suppose it would be out of line to suggest that the Rocky Mountain Fur Con might have come off in better style, and with a pleasanter aroma, had they insured that their membership were just slightly more evolved.

    • LesBontemps

      Pretty sure they’re all mammals. What more do you want? Opposable thumbs?

  • maxneanderthal

    The logic of all this is looking distinctly fuzzy…

    • Nick Scroggs

      Booo.

      • maxneanderthal

        (Snigger!)

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Sounds like the fur is really beginning to fly.

    Quite a furfuffle…

  • jesterpunk

    Of course companies waiting on government approval gave money to Trump’s inauguration campaign.

    https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/trump-2017-inaugruation-fundraising-237359

    “This is a time-honored tradition,” Spicer said. “I think a lot of
    Americans and companies and entities are proud to support the inaugural,
    and I think that you’ve seen that over time. There are a lot of people
    who really take pride in helping us show the world a peaceful
    transformation of power.”

    Hey Spicey didnt Trump say he would fund his own campaign?

    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/640280850182090752

    • maxneanderthal

      But, but, he doesn’t have any money? Oh, wait. What? Russia you say? Really? Oh. Okaaayyyy. But isn’t that illegal?

      • jesterpunk

        They investigated themselves and decided Trump cant be sued or have any conflicts and ethics rules dont apply to them.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      PAY TO PLAY!

      LOCK HER UP!

      oh, wait…

    • Nockular cavity
      • jesterpunk

        Thanks to that image it isnt off topic anymore.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Anyone ever see Young Torless? About the creepy schoolboys in 1900s Austria being sadomasochists and grow up into fascists?

    • jesterpunk

      They made a movie about Trump’s administration?

      • Nick Scroggs

        New German Cinema in the 60s, but close enough.

    • Nockular cavity

      See also The Damned.

      (No, not the band. But they are on tour right now!)

  • SomeBigRedDog

    What won’t Nazis ruin?

    • wait! what?

      The Producers?

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      The GOP’s continued viability as a party, apparently.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Well, anyone have some acid?

    • CindyinEncinitas

      I can make a few calls.

  • puredog

    “Yiff in Heil, Nazi freaks!”
    The bumper stickers just write themselves, don’t they?
    Also too, I thought “Flayrah” was a song by Derek and the Dominoes.

  • Me not sure

    Just curious, but exactly how does one pull a concealed weapon out of a furry costume without ruining the “magic” of it all.

    • LadyLaz

      They wear clothes… over their costumes.

      • Me not sure

        Wow. That ‘s kind of stifling I’d guess.

        • LadyLaz

          Dude, all I know is that I blame CSI, the original, for the introduction to furryland.

          • Me not sure

            I would guess that it’s hard to get a DNA sample from rayon fluff.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            I remember that. Poisoned coyote furry on hands & knees vomiting at roadside mistaken for real coyote and shot from long range by redneck with rifle. And that’s not as weird as this story. Outstanding!

          • NastyBossetti

            That must have been one hell of a costume.

          • LadyLaz

            Yes!!!!! And the furrrrrr pile. And sexy kitty as a dweebish accountant. That was back when it was good and freaky!!!

        • The Wanderer

          At furry cons, there’s a room set aside as a “Headless Lounge,” where suiters can open up their costumes and use high-output fans to cool themselves off. Ice water is also available, because you can sweat blood in one of those suits.

          • Me not sure

            “Where’s the fun in that?”,asked LeChiffre.

    • LesBontemps

      It’s easy, but you have to be a marsupial.

      • Me not sure

        Hey, I think that I saw their magazine “Paw, Pouch, & Pistol” at the newsstand

    • HogeyeGrex
      • Me not sure

        Forget I asked.

    • The Wanderer

      “Max?”
      “Yeah, Sam?”
      “Where were you keeping that gun?”
      “None of your damned business, Sam, but one day I’ll sit you down and draw you a diagram.”

      • Me not sure

        Extra credit for Max & Sam reference.🌟

  • timpundit

    So is the fur flyin’? Haha! Get it? Cause the fur and the fighting and the …I’ll just shut up.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      FWIW, I laughed.

  • maxneanderthal

    Isitjustmebut, time..
    IIJMB I’m struggling to see how anyone with this number of “issues” manages to move their skull in 3 dimensional space without their brains exploding…

  • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

    Is there any fandom the Nazis WON’T taint with their dumbstupid?

    • Red Bird Ω

      Nope.

    • therblig

      Hasidic Smurfs?

      • LesBontemps

        Amish drag queens?

        • chicken thief

          I will not google that…
          I will not google that…
          I will not… OH FUCK!!!1!!

          • LesBontemps

            Damn, I thought I had just made that up! There really is nothing new under the sun.

          • Jonathan Roth

            Quantum Fetish Mechanics. The act of describing a fetish causes it to exist, complete with website.

            http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715

        • therblig

          Womennonites?

    • Jamoche

      The Producers? At least I’d love to see them try.

  • LadyLaz

    WTF

  • Carole

    He’s a sovereign citizen, but somehow he used the U.S. Code to confer upon himself the right to attach the property of others? It must be nice to live in such a Bizarro World. Also, his Cease and Desist Order would have been much more impressive if he’d used a paw print.

    • Little Doll–MOAMF

      Yeah, that human thumbprint totally broke the 4th wall for me.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      I’ll take “Lines that would be in Bear’s performance review if he weren’t an e-discovery temp” for $500, Alex.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Times are tough. But Bear has a JD, and maybe passed a bar or 2. Our Sov Civet has a PhD in Legal Gumbo from the Jailhouse School of Chomos.

  • Jennaratrix

    This story has EVERYTHING! Furries! Nazis! Legalese! Butthurt!

    What a world, what a world.

    • CindyinEncinitas
      • Beowoof14

        Ann Rice when she wrote as A N Roquelaure could find a whole story from this picture.

        • Little Doll–MOAMF

          “Exit to Eden” :D

        • notaten

          I had the Sleeping Beauty set on my bookshelf when a realtor was showing my house to a potential buyer. They had a little girl with them, and she zeroed right in on those books. Much hilarity ensued, once Mom got a look at the books and tried to explain to daughter why they were different than her sleeping beauty book. They didn’t buy the house :( and my realtor was horrified. We had a good laugh later, though, when the house finally did sell.

      • Shanzgood

        WHY!?!

        • Christopher Story

          Because we no longer live in a world locked in superstitious unacceptance and conformity to arbitrary ideologocal purity.

          There’s still plenty of residual stigma, to be sure. But our ancestors have managed to give us a world safe enough that these individuals no longer have to fear the shame of community exile or worse, violent retribution for being so ideologically nonconformist.

          I see that, and a little cheer rises up in me, knowing that just a hundred years ago, such overt public demonstrations of one’s personal unorthodoxy would have been swiftly destroyed, crushed and stamped out.

          • Shanzgood

            I meant “why did she post it?” not “why are they doing it?” And I had to zoom in to see whether their tails were butt plugs.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Because people need to find their place in the world, so I’m just trying to help those who may feel the need to be hitched up to somebody’s cart for a minute.

          • Shanzgood

            Of course you are! There was an episode of Bones once where rich whypipo went off to a resort where they could play act at being horses or something. I was like “huh, ok…that’s new.”

          • Christopher Story

            And I meant no disrespect. I was merely inumerating my own pride in the imagery.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            You did state quite eloquently some of the impetus for me posting that but i was also making fun of them because… dayum.

          • goonemeritus

            Trigger warning next time please.

      • Jennaratrix

        I… did not need to see that.

  • Shanzgood

    The hotel people will be happy not to have to clean up the messes. Some of the furries really get into it, like making their own litter boxes out of kiddie pools.

  • wait! what?

    Some small businesses will suffer. The Heinz Guderian company is now stuck with tons of “kibbles and blitz.”

  • ♚ King Leo ♚
  • Latverian Diplomat

    I guess somebody took the wrong lessons from Maus?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “This is what comes from naming our coolest tanks Panther, Leopard, and Tiger.”
    — Heinz Guderian

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I said I wanted a sexy sidekick named ‘Nazi Fury’, not ‘Nazi Furry’!”
    — The Red Skull looks into Hydra’s return policy

  • guppy06

    Trekkies and My Little Pony fans are reportedly shaking their heads and saying “what a bunch of weirdos.”

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ea/94/68/ea9468159d9bc223a8c28af9d3a25254.jpg

    • Shanzgood

      Cute!

    • The Wanderer

      I’m a Trekkie and an MLP fan, as well as a furry writer. It is no use to Venn diagram me, as I defy augury.

  • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet

    Do Nazis have to ruin everything?

    I know the answer is “yes”, so forget I asked.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Ruining Zeppelins for everyone was just the beginning.

      • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet

        “Continuing to make the world shittier since 1920.”

    • Grumpy Twat

      It’s been difficult to pull off that clipped little Charlie Chaplin-style moustache look, for quite some time,now.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    This kind of story needs to be included in a Wonkette anthology….or a Carl Hiaason novel.

    • aureolaborealis

      Are we not living in a Carl Hiaason novel right now?

  • LesBontemps

    You gotta wonder how there’s even an intersection of furry and skinhead.

  • Bobathonic

    They’re the only community that masturbates furriously.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I blame this Nazi-furry fusion as I do most things squarely on Rob Zombie: https://youtu.be/a2EMkIfB9jQ

  • ImpureScience

    At this rate we’re never going to be asked to join the Galactic Federation :-(

    • TJ Barke

      We’re never even going to get reliable fusion at this rate.

      • Nockular cavity

        We’re struggling with that “round Earth” concept at this point.

  • LesBontemps

    Something something The Fascist and The Furrious.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      Too Fast To Furry Us

  • Crystalclear12

    OK, don’t even know what to say.
    Thank Gawd comments aren’t allowed.

  • Granny Sprinkles

    Wouldn’t it be difficult to fire a gun without opposable thumbs?

    • CripesAmighty

      Hasn’t stopped the trumpanzees so far.

  • andyshelt

    Oh for fucks sake, these fuckwits make last week’s Nazi flat-earthers seem normal by comparison.

    Hey guys how about a special themed event at your next convention?

    Perhaps the attendees should consider dressing up in Blondi costumes while the organisers dress up as Hitler and give them all “special doggie treats” as they arrive.

  • AJ Milne

    (Blinks at ‘Tax-Dodging Nazi Sovereign Citizen Furries…’)

    The real story here is: we’re living in a simulation, and the headlines are randomly generated.

  • chicken thief

    I figured Emery was just board.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Furries make me seem more normal. Thanks, guys.

    • Jamoche

      That’s why they exist :)

    • Strangething77

      You’re welcome!

  • CripesAmighty

    Barking mad, indeed.

  • Beowoof14

    Do the Nazis have to sign in and dress as Alpha from Up?
    I am not being allowed to post his impressive Doberman image.

  • Maclare

    Nothing says take my legal complaint seriously than a big red fingerprint.

  • chicken thief

    First Glenn and Tomi, now this!

  • chicken thief

    There’s a Furry News Network?! What’s their policy on hiring serial sexual harassers (allegedly!)? Asking for a friend….

    ~ Bill, on vacay in Italy

  • Nockular cavity

    Cease and desist saying true things about me in public!

  • Carpe Vagenda

    All the furries I’ve ever met were sweet and peaceful and super-earnest about what they were doing. I think you’d have to be a really special piece of shit to go this far to hurt them.

    • Contemplative Ron

      You might not be surprised to know how many people there are who happily would.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        No, I wouldn’t. I was an old-school nerd.

    • Wes Grogan

      Could not agree with you more.

  • Edith Prickly

    What does the Nazi fox say?

    YLVIS LIBELZZ!!
    https://youtu.be/Yn-oemgzlEU

  • sadboy

    Nazi fox
    Nazi fox
    Nazi fox
    FUUUUCK OFF!

  • Khavrinen

    “Tax-Dodging Nazi Sovereign Citizen Furries ”

    That’s what you call a complicated Venn diagram right there…

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Starfish Hitler sez its been done already: https://youtu.be/xzeU7CiIq3Q

  • JayGoldenBeach

    I can’t even imagine the path that would lead one to a Nazi-Furry fetish.

    • Kind of mind boggling. If they get arrested, do they go to kangaroo court?

      • The Wanderer

        What you do there, I see it.
        Brilliant pun.

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    As a technical writer, the junk these Sovereign Citizen goofballs and their offshoots write cracks me up every time. Every document they produce sounds like it was written by the guy who does the Nigerian Prince and “can I please leave you my fortune” emails…a nitwit’s idea of what an actual legal document sounds like.

    • Jamoche

      It’s like cargo cult thinking – “If I use the same big words as lawyers do, I will get what I want”. Mixed with some grifting – if the big words didn’t work, it’s not that being a SC is wrong, it’s that you didn’t get it quite right, but here, buy my stuff and try again.

  • Ambignostic

    “The Fandom Menace” is the best subhead I’ve seen in days, and I knew before clicking it was by Dok.

  • Wes Grogan

    Some of the sweetest, most caring people I’ve ever met were Furries that I got to know at various comic conventions. They are mocked and bullied by damned near every other fan base as well as the general public, and it’s a damned shame. I’ve been honored to have them consider me an ally and friend, and to have earned their trust which they certainly do not give easily.

    I’m not a furry myself but I’ll stand with any group that’s being mocked and bullied simply for expressing themselves in an entirely harmless fashion.

    • Alan

      You don’t find it odd that you begin your comment with “Some of the sweetest, most caring people I’ve ever met were Furries…”?

      • Wes Grogan

        Not at all.

        • Alan

          I find it quite humorous.

      • The Wanderer

        It’s true. I was late to the fandom, and I find it a wonderful way to get away from “real world.”

      • Jukesgrrl

        Why would it be odd? Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t most of the furries base their fandom on childhood experiences? Children can be very sweet and caring. Some furries no doubt get this crossed over into their sexuality, but most of us have sexual proclivities that date back to images or feelings from childhood.

        • Alan

          You misunderstood. There are phrases that one does not expect to hear like “President Trump” or “Some of my best friends are furries”. I find it humorous.

  • AndyC316

    Really tried, but I have nothing to say about any of this

  • Alan

    WTF?

  • Contemplative Ron

    This story has been making me physically ill since I saw it first mentioned. No hyperbole. These are MY people (there is a really long story here I generally don’t tell because it sounds like bragging) and it’s painful to watch people in the community – or what used to be a community – going bugfuck. Oh, there were plenty of fascist types who wanted to Be In Charge and set the ‘rules’ back when the community was finding its various feet, but their detestation for each other and inability to learn how to share worked against them.
    I suppose, though, that it was inevitable. The whole thing got very big very quickly, and there never actually was anyone ‘in charge,’ and the darkness in the soul doesn’t much care what’s on the outside. Sooner or later it would have shown its face. I just find myself wishing that face didn’t have fur on it.
    There’s a few people here and there who need to see this. I don’t like to think of what they’re going to say about it – after all, it’s their community too.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Ron, the Furries I’ve known personally were sweet, fun, inventive people. In anime fandom, I’ve met lots of folks. We had wargamers and scale modelers that were open Nazi lovers too.

    • Wes Grogan

      *sympathetic back pat* My experiences with them have been the same as Anna Elizabeth. Wonderful people. Fur de Leis was even working hard on anti-bullying campaigns and trying to make a difference. Bad eggs are all over the place, but they don’t define the whole unless ignorant people choose to let them.

      Just breaks my heart how people who are otherwise supposedly tolerant people see a group like Furries to be easy targets to mock and shame. Things like this just don’t help.

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      There are assholes in every group. I recall reading something about Nazi Bronies a while back. But yes, this hurts a group that is normally fringe seem even worse in the eyes of those who want to mock and be mean.

    • A friend of mine was a Furry way back in the mid 90s. A very kind, smart fellow -and an AMAZING trumpet player, too. It was quite scandalous at the time.

      I haven’t heard from him in years, but I’d imagine he’s as broken-hearted over this as you.

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    So…where is a nice Nazi Furry supposed to go for his weekend kicks and stuff? Inquiring minds have no interest whatsoever.

  • Yellerduck

    (Voice of Emily Latella)

    Why would they pull wires across national boarders? Those people paid good money for a place to stay and they should be treated with respect!

    • How could anybody question the existence of Nazi Furies? Don’t people realize how the Nazis released their fury all over Europe?!? Practically everything made them furious!

  • RELATED NEWS

    Woman mistakenly takes therapy dog to furry convention – Dog reportedly has a blast

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4405790/Woman-mistakenly-takes-therapy-dog-furry-convention.html

    • The Wanderer

      I know an Iraq War vet who brings his therapy dog (a husky) to cons. He even has a fursuit that matches his dog’s fur pattern and colors.

  • The Wanderer

    The furry con that I’ve attended since 2009 hasn’t had any trouble from these idiots, and I hope that we don’t. This year’s theme at the con is “Show Your True Colors,” and it’s a celebration of alternate lifestyles and diversity. No hate, no division, and above all, No Drama.

    • Mike

      Dogs and cats, living together!

      • The Wanderer

        MASS HYSTERIA!

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Where/when is it? Asking for a friend.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    WTF?

  • Mike

    Now I know I’m old…
    1. I had no idea there was such a thing as furries.
    2. Where the fuck did all these Nazi’s come from …??

    • Would it be considered educational or offensive to introduce “Ol’ Mike” to the world of DollFace..?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plqF9UbYg2s

      They are not Nazis . . . yet . . .

      • The Wanderer

        The one second from the left – Melania?

        • Jukesgrrl

          Something around the eyes.

      • natoslug

        Well, now i know what my nightmares are going to be based on for the next couple of decades . . .

      • Mike

        OK, that’s weird…and I’m sure it’s harmless until Milo wants to play.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        They got their faces from Jason Chaffetz’s former company, Nu Skin.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Doktor Zoom,

    So to Nazis, furries are a menace? I guess the Daily Stormer wasn’t satisfied with just attacks on the Jews and blacks.

    • Jessica Leeann

      The Daily Stormer will not be happy until they’ve insulted absolutely every group that doesn’t fit their very narrow view of the world. The fact that they are getting crappy about furries (especially ones who sympathize with their ideals, wtf?) just seems par for the course. Haters gotta hate, ya know.

      (I live in Montana and am so fed up with Daily Stormer, Andrew Anglin and Richard Spencer BS that my ass is saltier than the Dead Sea)

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Pink triangles, remember?

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Doktor Zoom,

    “Alt fur” that actually sounds like a product endorsed by PeTA.

  • Daniel Hooper

    Speaking as a member of the furry community, I have to agree that this kind of hate is generally not tolerated. The last thing most of us want to deal with is judgement and prejudice within our own community. While I’ll probably never wear a fur suit myself( unless you have ideas on how a 6 foot male could wear a suit of a 7 foot muscle bound wolf demigoddess in either a functional or practical sense), I would also take extreme offense to someone wearing one to hide their face while spouting nationalist bullshit.

    Also, the furry-Nazi thing confuses me on a logical level(not that hate like that is logical to begin with, but still…).The Nazi ideal is white skin, blond hair and blue eyes, right? Does anybody in that picture above qualify under that description?

    • JD Mulvey

      Yes, NAZIs at your convention might make everyone think you’re all a bunch of wierdos!

    • Mack N. Nietzsche

      Well…there WAS Goring’s project to introduce the North American raccoon to German forests. It worked. Now all of Europe is about to be over run by raccoons.

  • kindness

    Why isn’t anyone identifying the Olivia babe who wanted to see the other furries shot? She (does not) seem(s) nice.

  • You’d need special pockets in the fursuit to effectively carry a pistol. Fumbling around with flaps and stuff would slow the quickdraw.

    Picturing a classic western-movie gunfight, but with fursuits.

  • JD Mulvey

    Oh well… Nobody COOL went to Rocky Mountain Fur Con anymore anyhow.

    NOW, all the cool people are going to the Steampunk MILF’s for Brazilian Fart Porn Convention –that’s “SMILF-BiFP-CON,” for short.

  • gallbladder

    Can you just imagine how WWII might have turned out had Hitler thought of this idea first?

    • The Wanderer

      (British Corporal): “General! The Germans aren’t taking the war seriously! A swarm of soldiers wearing bunny suits have attacked our lines near Amiens!”

    • Grokenstein
  • President in Exile Firefly

    Wonkette: come for the headlines, stay for the snark.

  • The Wanderer

    I have posted a link to this article on a furry website. Here is the second comment I have received:

    “Social Justice Weenies: when you can’t create your own value, but you can sure as hell destroy others’.”

    I’m not quite sure of the context of that statement (it could go either way, to be sure), so I replied, “Yeah, they ruined RMFC for everyone who isn’t a dimwit.”

  • Tom Bradley Jr.

    I suddenly feel better about getting my back-hair lasered.

  • Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    As a long-time wonkette reader, subscriber and yes, furry, I’m absolutely loving this article Dok. I’m glad you treat us the same way you’d treat any weird group that drifts near to the orbit of mainstream politics.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Bronies feel your pain. Thanks for being a subscriber.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    This would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. To see Fascism and Communism duke it out in a voluntary community is just sad.
    I’ll bet most of these folks just want a fun event, and don’t care about the politics.

  • Grokenstein

    Recently, members of our community have taken it upon themselves to bring in external influences of hate, intolerance, and stubborn refusal to compromise. This movement has grown into a community that promotes violence

    It fucking KILLS me that the Nazi wrote that.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    And here I was, thinking that Preznident Drumpf was the real problem…

  • Braheem Hazeem III

    Actually it was cancelled cause some ignorant sjw made physical threats of violence. Cause real nazi accept gays into their groups right? Also don’t they actually practice white supremicy? Something that there is no actual evidence of. I dare any of you that are spreading this crap to find ANY evidence of this nazi behavior, and no, armbands with paws on it doesn’t make you a nazi.

    • Wes Grogan

      Hey, if an entire con has to be canceled because someone online said they were going to punch someone at a convention they weren’t even attending, the problem still lies with the convention if you ask me. Talk about snowflakes!

      • Braheem Hazeem III

        I read through the drama, it started with threats that lead to costing the hotel around 22k for security, which is why it was cancelled. But what really pisses me off is It is an insult to those who have died and suffered under the conditions of actual fascism. Not this, “my feelings are hurt” crap.

        • You do know that Nazis were the ones doing the actual fascisms that killed and suffered actual people, right?

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Perhaps they are not actual Nazis. However, I feel I must warn you/them that Sov Cits can get in a shitload of legal trouble for impersonating judges and practicing law without licenses.

  • Kitty Smith

    I have to admit, being a furry…

    Having alt-right/nazis there is just kind of weird.You’d think that a community with a somewhat larger than normal LGBTQ demographic would not have them, but here we fucking are.

  • Delu

    You Americans!

    Can’t you even do Furry right?

    I mean, at least without all the trash talk about punching and violence and guns and shit?

    • Mack N. Nietzsche

      The WORST part of this is that Colorado fandom has worked hard to be inclusive to all fans. Furries show up and are welcome at Mile Hi Con (the almost 50 year old SF convention). Cazart! I think I need a drink…

    • phoenix00

      But would it be ‘MURICA without punching and violence and guns?

    • Jason Lawhorne

      There is no “right way” to do furries

  • redarmyzombie

    Man, Nazis fucking ruin *everything*…

    • phoenix00

      To their credit, Furrys are already ruined, so ….

      • TigerTron

        Hey, now.

  • Mack N. Nietzsche

    AAARGH! Thanks moran! All this work of building up Colorado’s reputation as the Sane State, shot down completely. Maybe we ought to move you into Senator Gardner’s offices with Dr. Chaps. Bozo! (Aimed at Nazi idiot.)

    • phoenix00

      Neil Gorsuch.

      That reputation’s in flames with a malfunctioning parachute, boss.

  • Ilgattomorte

    Goddammit! I had my carebear costume all ready for Colorado. It had a really nice hand stitched heart on the chest and a really cool nurses’s cap on the headpiece.

    Fuck you Nazis!

    • Mack N. Nietzsche

      No. Denver has been cancelled. Chicago is still on.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        2.5 hours is a long plane ride in a Care Bear costume. Plus, TSA.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Jukesgrrl, hereafter known as “I,” hopes this travesty won’t effect Anthrocon 2017 in Pittsburgh, always one of the highlights of the summer social season in the Steel City. The furries fill the convention center and usually sell out at least five hotels, so they are more than welcome because … money! … and the costume parade held for the curious public each year. This year’s theme is “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” Since the Pirates are playing right across the river at PNC Park, I hope a visit to the baseball park is what they mean by that theme, but maybe not.

    • SeeTrain65

      Nice park, from what I remember about it.

      Except if you’re in the press corps, then you’re in the nosebleeds.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Nazi Furries FUCK OFF!

  • Ezzy the wolf

    Ok people not all furrys are nazis.

    • phoenix00

      However, many Nazis are quite fury.

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    “My Little Pony fans” — I hear they like to be called Bronies.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Only the 40-ish male ones. For some reason, the Little Carrot is scared of Bronies.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      Equesticles…

  • pixeloid

    Nazis are fucking EVERYWHERE now! Not only are there Nazi furries, but Nazi bronies.
    http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com

    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      That seems to be not at all what the ponies stand for! Perhaps the creator(s) of the Ponies will speak out against this.

      • pixeloid

        Well, for what it’s worth, there are far fewer search results (especially images) for Nazi bronies than Nazi furries, so seems to be fairly rare.

    • Jo Mathie

      Nazi Furries. Nazi Bronies. Is there anything that can’t be co-opted by fascism? Are there knitting groups making fluffy swasticas out there?

      • My Best Beloved is on Ravelry, apparently Fascist knitting groups are a thing

    • BouncyFlyer

      And yet, they say #BroniesRuinEverything. Looks like it’s White Pride that does that.

    • jerrrrrrrricho

      Everyone knows that Hitler was a huge fan of Mein Kleines Pony. It gave him a little much-needed distraction when he was planning his Holocaust Centers(tm)

  • Jukesgrrl

    I see this a two-part crossover episode of CSI and NCIS-Los Angeles.

    It opens with Hetty saying, “Team, I’m sending you to Denver where you’re going to meet up with some DNA specialists from the Las Vegas crime lab. There are some gentle, imaginative people there who just want to celebrate their individuality in peace and they’re being terrorized by Nazis. You need to put a stop to this. Pick up your costumes upstairs before you leave.” To which LL Cool J replies, “Costumes? What’s she talkin about?”

    TONIGHT! on CBS.

    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      I haven’t watched TV in a while, but CSI, NCIS, and Criminal Minds were my favorites. I seem to remember one of them solving a crime at a Furry convention. No Nazis, but if I recall correctly, a rancher shot a guy in costume mistaking him for and actual wild animal. Maybe, it has been a while.
      The folks I have had contact with that participate in the Furry community (clients) have been pretty gentle folk that are more liberal than anything else. There seems to be some cross-over with BDSM and Polyamory, among other minority sexual groups. I have been lucky to have had such diverse clients and to learn so much from them!

      • The Flaming Carrot

        You have an interesting client list. Most of what I know about Furries came from the CSI episode. The rest was supplied by my teenager, who was surprised that I knew what yiffing was.

      • Chris

        What is CSI, Alex.

    • mardam422

      If you’re going to Denver fur con.
      You’re gonna meet, some gentle people there.
      If you’re going to Denver fur con.
      Gentle people, with costumes made of hair.

  • Kate Orman

    …aren’t Furries Mischwesen by definition?

  • phoenix00

    Don’t look now, there is a substantial chunk of common Venn diagram region between “Furries” and “My Little Pony fans”.

    Let’s just say I’ve seen MLP cosplays not easily unseen. And I’ll leave it there.

  • SeeTrain65

    I can’t say I know much about this, seeing how my idea of cosplay is going in my own clothes as “Someone who gives a fuck.”

    • Chris

      I refer to my ‘civilian’ clothes at conventions as state worker drag.

  • FZsdaughter

    It’s all just so…SAD

  • BouncyFlyer

    The Flayrah comment track is the usual dumpster fire that these things tend to become, whenever something like this happens in fandom. It’s like twelve year olds arguing: http://www.flayrah.com/6903/rocky-mountain-fur-con-canceled-following-neo-nazi-associations-tax-irregularities#comments

    I’m happy that I’ve kept such a low profile in fandom that I just fly under the radar and I can just enjoy the fun and silliness and not get -too- involved with fandom politics anymore.

  • TigerTron

    ; . ;

  • mardam422

    You know, I try not to judge. But boy-howdy that is some whacked out group of furrinazi’s.

  • LegionOfDo

    Welp, there go my plans :(

  • Aaron R

    Wow, just when I thought the Dog Patch Press article would stand forever as the worst-written account of this situation, you guys dropped that bar to the floor and waltzed right under it. Bravo!

    • thixotropic jerk

      On your next visit back in a year or two please offer more constructive non-comments in your comments like:
      “Very nice observation of most grammar rules”
      or
      “Everyone seems nice”

  • Zyxomma

    Oy. Hey, Doktor Zoom, if they decide to hold there convention in Boise, will you go undercover?

  • Maybe

    Maybe they realized their white hoods wouldn’t fit over the giant animal heads.

  • Ronald Sabin

    Mein Fuhrries given Das Boot

    • jyounker

      Der Stiefel

  • pegasusgiraffe

    haha – ‘oliviameles’ twitter account is gone

  • Bad Tom

    Do the furry nazis realize that the actual nazis would have had them all shot?

  • Teto85

    “Tax-Dodging Nazi Sovereign Citizen Furries Forced To Cancel Denver Furry Convention. Yes, Really.”

    You can’t explain that.

  • GreenEggssAndHam

    Uh, no. This is a fake article based on sensationalism just trying to get clicks.

    First of all the Furry Raiders are not a neo-nazi group, that’s pure fabrication.
    From their website; “Our goal with Furry Raiders is to help build a stronger community with projects that challenge social obstacles while encouraging personal creativity and expression. We welcome everyone regardless of personal choice or taste”.

    Second of all the event was cancelled due to threats of violence which would’ve required additional security to the tune of around $20,000.
    Being a small group there was no possible way for them to afford that so the event was called off.

    • Strangething77

      “We’re not a hate group! It says so on our web site!”

      • GreenEggssAndHam

        Demonstrate where they have ever acted with hatred against any other group.

        • Strangething77

          Oh wow, it’s the gamergate playbook all over again. If I point you to the people who accuse the raiders of harassment, you’ll just say they are biased liberal shills. This can go back and forth until I give up in disgust, at which point you’ll declare victory.

          I’m not doing that again. We’re done. Congrats, you won.

  • azeyote

    what now there’s sissy nazi’s – all soft and furry to protect them from all the snowflakes – hey diversity is everywhere –

  • hybridHelix

    These threats of property liens are as I understand it pretty typical of sovereign citizen types. They especially enjoy harassing people by filing lots of invalid ones just to troll the targets and the court system.

  • Joseph Stans

    OK, I thought ti was a little weird when men joined up with the pretty pony crowd. But not terrible — just unexpected. Finding that lots of folks like to dress up as animals and go to a convention was a bit of a shocker but certainly no more strange than civil war reenactments.

    But I have to tell you finding out that a measure of the faux furry friends crowd are now card carrying NAZI’s was a real head turner.

    I guess the election of trump has really tumbled our gyros more than I thought.

  • OldMayfly

    Those can’t be authentic alt-right furries–some of their fur is B-R-O-W-N !

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