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Today on Fox and Friends, conservative commentator, culture warrior and People’s Sexiest Man of Never Bill O’Reilly was asked to weigh in on a smart and wise thing Maxine Waters said. BUT HE COULDN’T DO IT! It was impossible! He tried and he tried but he could not even hear what she was saying, because he didn’t like her hair.

Maxine Waters’s hair, for the record, is perfectly fine. In the clip, she poignantly criticized Republicans who see themselves as more patriotic than everyone else, even as those other people are working harder to fight for the country:

“We have suffered discrimination, we have suffered isolation and undermining. But we stand up for America, oftentimes when others who think they are more patriotic, who say they are more patriotic, do not.

“When we fight against this president, and we point out how dangerous he is for this society and for this country, we are fighting for the Democracy. We are fighting for America. We are saying to those who say they are patriotic but they turned a blind eye to the destruction [Trump] is about to cause this country, you’re not nearly as patriotic as we are.”

Bill O’Reilly had nothing to say to that, and it was not because he — as someone who considers himself more patriotic than everyone else — didn’t have a good answer. It was because he, a 67-year-old man, could not stop giggling over the fact that he thought she was wearing a James Brown wig.

“I didn’t hear a word she said. I was looking at the James Brown wig,” he told the panel.

Co-host Ainsley Earhardt attempted to reel him back, stating “I have to defend her on that. You can’t go after a woman’s looks. I think she’s very attractive.” O’Reilly said that he didn’t say she wasn’t attractive, adding “I love James Brown, but it’s the same hair.”

Hardee-har-har. Surely Maxine Waters will cry a river over this sick burn just as soon as she stops being a total freaking badass, which is very unlikely to ever happen. She’s very busy with that, you know.

Now! There are lots of things I could say about the way Bill O’Reilly looks, all of which have been said before. I won’t. Mostly because I am not a middle-schooler, but also because really, the thing that distracts me the most whenever Bill O’Reilly is speaking is the thought of him trying to rub a lady down with falafel. I will never, ever get that picture out of my mind. It will haunt me, and so many others, until the day we all die.

But I am an adult, and my job is to comment on things. Much like his is! So although I pledge to never, ever write anything about Bill O’Reilly without at least mentioning the time he appeared to to try to sex a lady up with a delicious Middle Eastern treat, I am still capable of finding something to say about the words that come out of his mouth. So weird!

In fairness, O’Reilly did note that he found Waters sincere, and also that he would like to watch her on a sitcom? Which is not a thing anyone would say about Bill O’Reilly or his hair.

[ThinkProgress]

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  • WotsAllThisThen

    I dunno if I would want to watch a sitcom called “Fuck It We’ll Do It Live”

    • natoslug

      Live is one of my few requirements when fucking. I’m a little worried that he has to shout it like it’s a new idea for him. I really don’t want to know how full his crawlspace is now.

  • dslindc
    • Lascauxcaveman

      BO’R ? (D’oh!)

      Replace the apostrophe with a second O and then ya got something.

  • Nounverb911
    • Hiptobesquare

      That just never gets old, does it? Looks like he’s wearing a Bobby Darin wig…

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Are we now to be subjected to a fashion, hair, & makeup show from this guy, now that he realizes his career as a political pundit has basically plateaued?

    Stugatz!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    He went after a black woman for her hair? I thought everyone knew better than that FFS…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c6e51f8bded268c50cd8297baa48c3a6cad853af1035529918ae18d6ca0ae273.gif

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Don’t get confused. This is, was, and will be the Administration of Moving the Overton Window. Trump’s election and presidency is all about giving stupid white guys cover to say stupid shit in public.

      • calliecallie

        Not just white guys. I walking down the hall with a woman I work with – she has a do similar to Maxine’s today, but in the past has had braids, pink hair, and other exciting hair treatments, she gets it done weekly – and another white woman passing us complimented her hair today for being “so professional.” It seemed cringe-worthy to me. Why not just say it looks nice and leave it at that?

      • arglebargle

        Just read a good article in the latest issue of Free Inquiry about the Overton Window. Never heard of it before.

        • “M”

          We’re all hearing – and seeing – plenty about it now … live and in person. Real action.

          On the floor of Congress every day, on the news every night.

          *retches*

  • theCryptofishist

    He could just close his eyes and pretend he’s listening to the radio.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      That’s what he told Mrs O’Reilly to do.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Lie back and think of Greater Germany!

        • “M”

          Ireland.

          He’s IRISH CATHOLIC and he pulls this crap.

    • therblig

      Old Franklin D preaching socialism on the marconi? hell, no!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “We have suffered discrimination, we have suffered isolation and undermining. But we stand up for America, oftentimes when others who think they are more patriotic, who say they are more patriotic, do not.

    “When we fight against this president, and we point out how dangerous he is for this society and for this country, we are fighting for the Democracy. We are fighting for America. We are saying to those who say they are patriotic but they turned a blind eye to the destruction [Trump] is about to cause this country, you’re not nearly as patriotic as we are.”

    http://media3.giphy.com/media/jShr8wkP38XTO/giphy.gif

  • memzilla Ω

    Auntie Maxine could give two shits about what this talking fistula thinks.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8dd1fced8eb978c59111b7212cdf3731c9a29b7e9e8b4b10c10a92a52dd5d4d8.png

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Fistula libelz! And I have HAD one.

    • therblig

      Count Fistula – worst.cereal.ever

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    How dumb IS he?

    Utterly rhetorical question, of course.

  • Undocumented Skwerl!

    WTF man. Grow up.

  • beingreleased

    He’d even be willing to take her to a black-owned restaurant – Did you know they’re just like regular restaurants?

    • calliecallie

      Curious that black-owned restaurant and Bill O’Reilly have the same acronym.

      • maxneanderthal

        How so? B-O-R and P.O.S?

    • Hiptobesquare

      I remember how surprised–pleasantly so–he was to see that the diners in that restaurant were quiet and polite and had nice table manners. Knew how to use silverware and napkins and everything!

      I hate this douchebag with the heat of a billion suns!

    • “M”

      I hope Sylvia never lets him in again.

  • JMP

    But don’t you dare call Bill racist or sexist, even though that’s a perfect display of the two combined.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Be sure to keep an eye out for my eagerly awaited autobiography: Killing Myself
    — Bill O’Reilly

    Publishers Note: With Votes

  • lucidamente

    I didn’t hear a word he said. I was thinking about the loofah.

  • ManchuCandidate

    The problem with O’Really’s insincere non-apologies is that they are hair today gone tomorrow.

  • Reximus
    • Crystalclear12

      And dumber!

    • Beowoof14

      And dumber,

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      I’ve heard it’s possible Billo could be dumber.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Sassy Black Congresswoman. Coming this fall on Fox.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “I didn’t hear a word she said. I was looking at the James Brown wig,” he told the panel.

    When asked to respond, Representative Waters said:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea53e844f4e89b7c404f9b7e5768a60805a55aa9d9076b06138842ae3be4d411.jpg

  • WotsAllThisThen

    So all this time he hasn’t actually heard a word Trump said. That could explain a lot.

  • Crystalclear12

    Then he went on to mention her cootie problem.

    Seriously fox!

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I love to shower with a chick…pea based snack.”
      — Bill O’Reilly

      “Did someone say shower of chick pee?”
      — Donald Trump

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        He’s into Russian hookers?

      • Beowoof14

        And most chicks want to hose him down with a fire hose.

  • cats530

    “In the clip, she poignantly criticized Republicans who see themselves as more patriotic than everyone else,”

    Why sure the GOP CONgressmen are more ‘patriotic’ than Maxine. They voted “YES” on the Patriot Act and she voted, “NO” (every single time). Maxine is an enemy of GOP free-dumb!

    Thank you, Maxine, for voting NO on Geedubyah Bush’s (un)Patriot(ick) Act. Congress critters don’t seem to get that by their voting records, we shall know them. My critter, “freedom-loving American” Tom McClintock voted “YES” on the Patriot Act.

    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      McClintock is my rep. I have never voted for him, it seems I live in one of those Red Dot districts in California. The local Indivisible group gives me hope it is more purple now, when I am not working up to 6 days a week, I will volunteer with them.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    During a show in late December, O’Reilly criticized minorities and liberals for trying to strip power from “the white establishment.”

    So BillO acknowledges that systemic racism is a thing? Good to know!

    Wait, what?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh, that’s rich, coming from someone who looks like an angry poop emoji with legs.

  • cats530

    I’m not seeing what is wrong with her hair. She looks very stylish for an older dignified woman. Perhaps Bile-O is jealous because she has more than he does.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      More what? Dignity, style, or hair?

      I know, I know…all of it, Katie.

      • cats530

        Yep, all of the above…though I was originally just thinking hair but forgot to say it.

  • jaspersdad

    I didn’t hear a word O’Reilly said, I was thinking about every other stupid fucking thing he’s said.

  • Nockular cavity

    How much does he get paid for this giggling schoolboy shit?

    • cats530

      IDK. But doesn’t pandering to the junior high mentality of the base get really old after awhile? Even bubble-headed bleached blonde Lahren (at only 24) finally had ENOUGH!

  • Reximus
    • Nockular cavity

      Oh, please tell me all about this non-book larnin’-based “education,” Bill.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Sounds like he could use some. On South Halsted at about midnight. With votes.

    • BearGHAZI

      Book larnin’? Surely he is not referring to Killing Jesus, Killing Lincoln, Killing Reagan, and Killing Journalism (with Alternative Factz)?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    During a discussion with Megyn Kelly about the killing of Michael Brown two years later, O’Reilly blamed black people for the fact that they experience more poverty and higher incarceration rates, among other disparities. “It all comes down to families, culture, personal responsibility, all of these things, which we don’t hear much about,” O’Reilly said. “And this is what drives the poverty.”

    This would be the same Bill O’Reilly who is so into family and personal responsibility that his kids don’t want to live with him, right?

    • Beowoof14

      Well the kids are probably afraid of those family values that include dragging Mom around by the hair. Which in my book qualifies him not for TV but for prison.

      • SamR

        So wearing a wig is a good self-defense mechanism against BillO’s hair-dragging ways toward women.

  • Beowoof14

    Oh Bill we could comment on your looks, but then you start talking and sounding like a right wing doofus who ignores facts and reality in favor of obtuse opinions. And we know your thoughts or lack thereof are the real source of derision for you.

  • goonemeritus

    Bill is destroying the good name of yellow journalism.

    • cats530

      ‘Bile-O’ journalism, it’s that chartreuse green/yellow shade of journalism.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “You furnish the falafel, and I’ll furnish the boor.”
      — Bill O’Reilly

    • SpideySenser

      Wait, is yellow journalism that stuff that goes on in Moscow hotel rooms?

  • elviouslyqueer

    And here’s another motherfucker who needs desperately to have the white slapped clean off his face.

  • Zonath

    This is a guy who tries to pass himself off as someone with serious and informed opinions, who was presumably invited to a show which attempts to pass itself off as a show in which people give serious and informed opinions, and who was presumably paid well for the giving of said opinions, and all Bill could come up with is “ZOMG, but her HAIR!” He had one job, and he couldn’t even do it with an ounce of professionalism. What a tool.

  • goonemeritus

    Shouldn’t he spending more time at home threating his ex-wife.

  • Vincent Ricola

    I forgot, is Bill O’Reilly able to see his children after he was deemed too violent by a court of law or does he still need a court-appointed sponsor to make sure he doesn’t physically abuse or sexually harass anyone?

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Yes.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    UPDATE: O’Reilly has apologized.

    From CNN:

    In a statement Tuesday afternoon, O’Reilly expressed regret for the remarks.

    “As I have said many times, I respect Congresswoman Maxine Waters for being sincere in her beliefs,” he said. “I said that again today on Fox & Friends calling her ‘old school.’ Unfortunately, I also made a jest about her hair which was dumb. I apologize.”

    Waters’ office hasn’t responded to an email seeking comment.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8eeff00641eb9ea90ad3f1fd281c7f466ac61ba304e0dfd2f973c57b4e68da77.jpg

    • Bill D. Burger

      Yes we can BillO’…one word: “Birth”

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “When even the old, bitter folks who watch my show thought it was dickish, well you gotta cave when that happens.”
      — Bill O’Reilly

    • It was not the jest about her hair, you stupid twit.
      It was that you were ok dismissing what she said because of blackity black black blackity in a wig.
      Besides which, that is more a Charlie’s angel than a james brown

    • OneYieldRegular

      What’s up with this, Bill O’Reilly apologizing? Alex Jones apologizing? Sean Hannity getting his little boy face slapped by Ted Koppel?

      I sense a change in the weather.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Gawd, conservatrons can’t even pick the right objects of mockery! Maxine Waters’ hair looks perfectly normal. If you want to pick on a Democrat, at least find one that looks like a deranged rodent eyeing your jugular.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d69cb743cfbc0282edf4eae90c5e1c94ecf2e27a54acbb6a14b7b5f9cdb0af90.jpg

    • cats530

      Is that one a Blue Dog?

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Darn! Good eye. Sure is.

        • cats530

          The gimlet-eyed gleam of the true religious fanatic is what gives them away.

  • Bill D. Burger

    I’m surprised that BillO’ didn’t double down like Trump and make himself the victim.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-kzlGWUsAAT3M5.png

    • cats530

      Get down off that cross, Billy Boy. We need that wood for a BBQ.

      • janecita

        Are we barbecuing aborted fetuses again?

        • cats530

          Yes, fresh from the abortionplex (as people here are fond of calling PP).

          • janecita

            We have the freshest ones anywhere!

        • Indivisible Snark Tank

          I thought we were all sold out of aborted fetuses (feti?).

          • janecita

            I’ll bring some from work, we are having abortion clinic tomorrow.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          I recommend a mustard-based sauce for that.

        • SpideySenser

          With a side of canned clams.

          • Rags

            Yeah, yeah, and that cake we like…..

    • whitroth

      But did someone hand him a cellphone, so he could call his dad?

    • therblig

      And the crowd said “No! Not this man. We want a babbling ass!”

    • Snopes Shop

      LOL

  • Nyumbu

    I tried to watch the video but I couldn’t hear a word O’Reilly said because I was looking at his lips, which look exactly like a hemorrhoidal anus.

  • II Gosala

    OT: I’ve just confirmed with Bill Nelson’s office (D-FL) that he will be voting against Gorsuch and against cloture.

    This is especially good as he was targeted by right wing groups because they think he is vulnerable in 18.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • anwisok

    He publicly called out a black woman for wearing a wig? Oh, Child . . . shit’s about to get real!

  • peteywheats

    Here is a link to the October 2004 filing.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/oreilly/bill-oreilly-falafel-lawsuit-turns-ten-897562

    A decade later, Mackris’s complaint–filed by attorney Benedict Morelli–remains a better read than any of O’Reilly’s subsequent best sellers. Mainly because the lawsuit includes topics such as:

    Vibrators

    Masturbation lessons

    Phone sex

    A “short brown” Balinese woman who allegedly was “amazed” when she saw O’Reilly’s penis

    Threesomes

    The loss of O’Reilly’s virginity in a car at JFK airport

    Sex with two Scandinavian stewardesses

    A Thai sex show

    Al Franken

    O’Reilly’s masturbation

    O’Reilly’s climaxing

    Caribbean shower fantasies

    “One of those mitts, those loofa mitts”

    Falafel

    O’Reilly’s “big cock”

    More vibrator-aided ejaculation

    • Ωbjectifier

      Masterbation lessons? I’m self taught.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Home-schooled, myself.

  • Crank Tango

    Yeah well I bet she knows a loofah from a falafel, and not to rub either on boobs!

  • calliecallie

    Maxine Waters is an early contender for Legislative Badass of the Year, 2017 edition.

    • Hiptobesquare

      If anyone else wins, the election was fixed! Bigly!

  • Clyde Barrow

    Dildo O’Reilly: Reporting the Falklands War live and on location….a thousand miles away in Buenos Aires.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Suffered a battlefield injury (*paper cut) shuffling papers on his way back to his hotel room.

      • Clyde Barrow

        I thought that was a “personal injury” he incurred whilst massaging himself to a picture of Margaret Thatcher?

        • Bill D. Burger

          or “…with a picture of Margaret Thatcher.” ;)

          • elviouslyqueer

            “on,” darlings.

          • magyar of infinite power

            AOT, K

  • goonemeritus

    I have only two words for Bill – Senator Franken.

    • Sardonicuss

      The two words I would say to him were we ever to meet (or to his stooge Jesse): Andrea Mackris

      • I would ask him if he feelsawful for all the horrible things he has done in his life.

        • Sardonicuss

          That soul less bullying jackass can’t even conceive of the idea of remorse for anything.
          Still suing his ex-wife (who he choked!) Makes me punchy every time I see him.

          • seems to be the MO of these revenge monkies. Bury someone in litigation. Does not matter if you are wrong or right or anything. Get your revenge by endlessly going after them.
            Then grift the next bunch of morons so you can keep it going.

  • DainBramage

    Bill o’Really! could look like Apollo but that wouldn’t give any weight to his stanky-ass statements.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    All you ever need to know about Bill O’Reilly is that he calls his studio? show? “The No Spin Zone”.

    What a complete dick.

  • clubseal

    All the wisdom, nuance and intelligence of American discourse has been distilled thusly: Politicians having a “who’s more patriotic” pissing match. So proud, I am.

    • Nockular cavity

      Really? How is she wrong?

    • ya know, fuck that noise.
      Where were your lamentations when, for 30 fucking years the right has gone on and on about how not patriotic those demoncraps are?
      It is NOT a pissing contest. It is a statement of fact. Yes, we ARE patriotic and defending the very morals for which your country stands for is the actual real test of that.

      • clubseal

        Where do you think? I’m not lamenting just the Democtrats doing it. But hey, I kind of criticized Democrats, so GOOD LORD BREAK OUT THE GUNS, IT’S A FIGHT!111!

        • blahblahblah
          It is just funny how libertarians never seem to go on this moral high grounded horrified lamentations when the demoncrats are being demonized for fucking decades.
          Only when they give a lil back do you guys get all sniffy and go “Why can’t there be civil discussion????”
          You know why? Because we are done being civil. We have a fascist president. The Republicans elected a fascist president who, it turns out, has direct ties to a foreign despot who wants to destabilize the world in order to make money.
          Damn fucking straight we are more patriotic.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    What Billdo doesn’t like about Maxine:

    1. Blah
    2. Vay Jay Jay
    3. Demoncrat
    4. She’s much smarter than he can possibly imagine.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Funny, I can’t hear anything O’Reilly says because of his rapey face. He’s perfectly attractive! He just has the face of a rapist, that’s all!

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Motherfucker needs to shut up and bring me my tea.

  • whitroth

    With my Mystical Powers, I forsee O’Wrongly’s next job… the Daily Mail, with Legs-it….

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Sharing a cubicle with Piers Morgan?

  • ZangoCrudmonger

    Fine, O’Reilly. What about the fucking ferret on dear leader’s head? HennngggH?

    I know I’m not the first on this thread. Do. Not. Care. Fuck you loofah dildo boat “let’s fucking do it live!!!!” Die in a fire of votes, you Un-American, democracy hating wanker.

  • Wild Cat

    Boycott Henry Holt & Co. They’re publishing another screed from him today.

    • Is it Killing America: How I helped destroy Democracy?
      Cause, ya know…..

      • Wild Cat

        Not a “Killing” book. This is called “Old School.” Probably a Liberals-Destroyed-My-1950s-Innocence-By-Saying-I-Can’t-Say-N####r-Anymore” tome edited by the odious Bob Rubin.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “How to score a Falafal with only three easy Loofas.”

      • Wild Cat

        “Five Easy Pieces of Intern’s Ass”

    • BearGHAZI

      “Killing the Falklands (From Buenos Aires)”

  • Watch her on a sitcom?
    DaFuq?
    Also, what does whether she is or is not attractive to do with fucking ANYTHING Talking Fox Barbie? Why is it that conservatives see women and think instantly “attractive or not????” While their men are all bloated pasty spray tanned walking coronaries with more back hair than a mountain gorilla?
    Just asking questions

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      To be fair, Blonde Fox Friend was the only one who didn’t come out looking like a total piece of shit from that exchange.

      • only because of the comparison.
        Dude says dick thing about woman’s hair so insist that woman is pretty.
        Instead of, idk, just going “wtf does her hair have to do with what she is sayin, Billo?”
        Baby steps I guess.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    It’s not Ms. Waters’s fault that James Brown had a woman’s hair style.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Fuck it, everybody do The Spank!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAGwSkOjRVs

  • Jim

    This from a guy who needs to take two buses and a cab to reach his hairline.

  • Bill D. Burger

    BillO’ wishes he looked half a good as Maxine! ___ Go Rep. Waters. Don’t let up.

    https://media.townhall.com/townhall/reu/ha/2016/71/2016-03-04T191135Z_1_LYNXNPEC231CM_RTROPTP_3_USA.JPG

    • Panika MCD

      and he masturbates to James Brown. or he would if he was allowed anywhere near a record store or falafel stand.

  • Shibusa
  • Ms.Moon

    What is wrong with “men” republican party they are absolutely terrified of powerful women. They live in terror of Nancy Pelosi and now Maxine Waters, they are nice ladies they are grannies and I’m sure they do granny things like take their grandkids to the park, but they can do that and legislate as well. They’re not witches they are just smart women they do exist no matter how badly their very existence hurts the “men” of the republican party.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Simple. Because VAGINA.

      • TakingAmes

        Which is why the only thing he could think to do was comment on her appearance.

    • Jamoche

      Deep down, they know they’re not as talented as they pretend, so having more competition means someone might bump them out of their unearned slot.

    • Crystalclear12

      Because we are smarter, more talented and Gosh Darn it, just better than them!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    O’Reilly’s dwindling audience of Abe Simpsons were never going to be in Maxine Waters’ camp anyway.

    • Wild Cat

      Doubt if they’re dwindling, Lefty. Plenty of people in their 40s and 50s adore that motherfucker, and they’ll live to be 90.
      We’ve been waiting for the “Demographic Shift” for ages. It’s like Waitin’ for Jesus: Ain’t Happening.

      • arglebargle

        Yeah, that’s been a jarring revelation to me lately. I thought for the longest time we just needed another generation for the bitter old white men to die off. Unfortunately there’s a lot of bitter younger people around that I never dreamed existed.

        • gamera23

          By 2050 half the country will be in their 70s.

  • shastakoala

    This isn’t the first time Billo has wigged out on air.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Fuck it, we’ll do it live!”

      • Rachel Book Harlot

        This makes me laugh every time. I feel like every time something goes wrong in my life I should shout, “fuck it, we’ll do it live!”

        • marxalot

          I do.

    • He’s always plugging some hair brained idea or another.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It is also not the first time his dragged a woman down by her hair.

  • OrG

    Hey bill,say it to her face.Go’on,I double dog dare ya.

  • C4TWOMAN

    “Bill O’Reilly had nothing to say to that,”

    This is a bit odd. Years ago when he “battled” with Stephen Colbert, O’Reilly made a big hairy deal about Colbert supposedly ignoring or underplaying his Irish ancestry. And the Irish can sympathize with oppression.
    Interesting O’Reilly didn’t feel moved to say anything now…

    Is amadán

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    Here’s the situation: Maxine Waters is a patriot. Bill O’Reilly is, according to published reports, both a sexual and spousal abuser.

  • fawkedifiknow

    i personally have a hard and fast rule to never criticize the appearance or attributes of someone who has a lot more of said things – like hair, or athletic ability – than I do.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I have a much less demanding rule to never criticize the appearance or attributes of someone who has a lot more of said things – like hair or athletic ability – than Bill O’Reilly does.

      And I still manage to keep my trap shut most of the time.

  • Bitter Scribe

    I keep having a fantasy where I go on his show, taunt him about Andrea Mackris until he explodes and tries to strangle me, then sue him for every penny.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Make it so, Number One.”

  • Panika MCD

    OT – remember how on the other thread I was all, “NOOOO! LUCIO IS TALKIN’!!! makeitstop makeitstop makeitstop.”???

    a few seconds later my boss told me I would cover a hearing for the committee he chairs tomorrow. and the only thing worse than him saying “carpe jesus” over and over again for 15 minutes that I will never get back is when he a Donna Campbell do their Dorothy and Scarecrow routine.

    you think my boss might be mad at me?

    • seize Jesus? What even?

      • Panika MCD

        he’s always talking about jesus and not wasting a singe second of precious life while draining weeks from everyone else’s.

        • ooohhh.
          Are there any not Christians in that thing with him? Cause if not, then someone can go “look dude, we all got Jesus, praise him, now back to work”

          • Panika MCD

            he’s got a D next to his name, but votes with the Rs–no one wants to take responsibility for him and Dannie Goeb is a sadist. he’s kind of like a Catholic Joe Lieberman.

          • You have the FUNNEST MOST FUN jerb in all the world Panika.
            :hugs:

          • Panika MCD

            and you can, too! once Andy expands the empire to your state.

      • magyar of infinite power

        Rule 34.

      • II Gosala

        It’s the PC version of carpe pussam

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    OT Let’s see why Trump declined to throw out the first pitch on opening day this year.

    Exhibit A:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2bd15d1a536de5c0157690766416f922f94141f0b71145810cd2db5377953bc0.jpg

    • Jamoche

      Classic “upper-class twit of the year” face.

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        It’s not just that…look at the position of his left arm. It’s as if he’s never thrown a ball in his life….which, of course, he probably hasn’t.

        • gamera23

          He played baseball in military school. But he lettered in bullying.

          • LucindathePook

            As a pitcher?

        • marxalot

          Seriously, was he trying to illustrate one of his many fine, the best really, very very relatable insights while he was also throwing a goddamned baseball?!

      • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

        There will be a lot of car door slamming in the streets of Georgetown tonight!

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        Haha!

    • Panika MCD

      mommy let him go to school without scotch taping his tie?

    • BoziSpicer

      I was afraid someone would post a picture of Christy in his baseball outfit with tRump’s head photoshopped over his.

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      I thought it was because his hands were too small to grip the ball.

    • Clyde Barrow

      That’s the same face I make at 3am after a day of drinking domestic beer and drunkenly consuming Taco Bell.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That is him in Terminal Derpocity Mode right there ladies and germs.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Still not as bad as Christie in his baseball costume.

    • magyar of infinite power

      The cuff links are a nice touch.

    • tomamitai

      He doesn’t want everyone to know that he’s got a FUPA like Chris Crisco?

  • Paperless Tiger

    Woodrow, you came here with teeth, do you want to leave here with teeth?

  • Wild Cat

    Bill O’Reilly? I heard that this Five Points thug has finally learned how to eat with a knife and fork and keep his hands out of his daughter’s hoo-ha.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Eep! I’ve heard he prefers his drank with extra gin. Maybe the best thing I’ve ever heard about the fucking fuck.

      • Scrofula

        Wait, EXTRA gin? You mean, like, no ice or something? Cause it’s best hot from under the car seat.

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      Well if he has learned to keep his hands out of his daughter’s hoo-ha, I suppose we do have to acknowledge (in the interest of fairness) that he’s at least one up on Donnie…

  • Panika MCD

    OT – “P-TECH” still makes me think the program teaches kids how to manufacture urinal cakes.

    • tomamitai

      Definitely not the cakes we like.

  • BadKitty904

    OT: OK, Spring is definitely here. I hear the first ice-cream truck of the season toodling away down the block!

    • arglebargle

      The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays “La Cucaracha” in that ice creamy truck jingly way. I do not think they know what it means.

      • BadKitty904

        lol I would guess they don’t.

        This one is playing Music-box Dancer – I don’t know why.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Must be a converted taco truck.

      • tomamitai

        Isn’t that song about Marijuana? Look closely to see if Cheech or Chong is driving it.

      • SpideySenser

        Ours plays the tune from “The Sting”. Gets really old really fast.

    • Shakenbake

      In my neighborhood we get old fashioned paleteros pushing carts with bells on them.

      • magyar of infinite power

        I love those guys! The “Ice Cream” trucks in my neighborhood all sell crack. Which comes in handy.

        • marxalot

          Sure, they all have crack! But can I get any LSD around here? I ask you!

        • Shakenbake

          I never thought to ask about crack. I get distracted by the frozen novelties.

          • magyar of infinite power

            Crack is cheaper, or so I’ve been told. I think the fuckers want 4.50 for a fucking Bomb Pop, without any crack in it, just a dusting of meth.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I thought those just sold heroin. At least, that’s what my mother always said.

      • BadKitty904

        In Florida’s climate, ice cream, popsicles, and sno-cones are a better investment.

      • SeeTrain65

        Secret menu. Like at In-N-Out.

  • maxneanderthal

    Paraphrasing Churchill. “in the morning madam, you will be even better than you are today, whilst you, sir, will still be a cretinous wanker”

  • magyar of infinite power

    Is sexing with a falafel A Thing? Have I somehow missed out on a perversion?

    • Panika MCD

      yes, but it is illegal if you are not a Republican.

      • Creepoman

        They believe the falafel was asking for it.

        • Panika MCD

          have you seen how those sluts dress? they’re worse than Thin Mints.

    • II Gosala
    • Mavenmaven

      Sex with humus is even better.

      • magyar of infinite power

        Lemon juice and mucous membranes are a bad mix. Or so this one friend who is definitely not me said.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a chickpea?
      A: I’ve never had an elephant on my face…

  • BMW

    It’s as if O’Reilly and Hannity are having a contest to see who is the bigger idiot.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Hannity would win that one, noooo problem.

    • Creepoman

      Why not both? (I see someone else is typing probably the exact same thing)

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Neck and neck.

      • magyar of infinite power

        Dick and dick.

        • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

          Ha!

  • Scrofula

    I was looking for a picture of a powerful woman admired by Republicans, but I kept getting distracted by this broad’s awful perm:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d31fa43b67114ba4041075c1fd2045296e2035e61cce00a90ffa72ea24d6ad7f.jpg

    • Clyde Barrow

      Her austerity programs were far worse than her perm.

      • Scrofula

        Did they even call it “austerity” in the 80’s? I think it was just “our right-wing agenda” back then, aka, somehow to the fuckin LEFT of Trump’s budget proposal.

        • Clyde Barrow

          True that. Thatcher & Reagan would be ostracized by their parties for being far too liberal in today’s nationalist political environment. This would have been unthinkable in 1986.

      • magyar of infinite power

        Looks like a wash and set to me

        • MizzMazz

          Yep, and a lot of back-combing, or ‘teasing’ as they used to call it. Tons of spray, too. Me mum had that hair ;)

      • rubikcube

        Barely…

    • rubikcube

      Yeah! Where does Sununu get his hair done? That fussy bitch.

    • maxneanderthal

      The fact they both died as mad as a box of waltzing ferrets gives out a warm fuzzy feeling…

      • Red Bird Ω

        And confirms a lot of suspicions some had about their ideas.

      • Lambsendbeds

        Waltzing ferret libelz! The ferret dance of joy is one of the cutest critter things ever…
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AArtO-Urodo

  • PixieThis

    Don’t have anything intelligent to say (ever), so insult a woman’s looks. Misogyny, thy name is o’reilly.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tifosi Suprema

    I literally hate Billo so much that I could vomit right now.

    Makes me think about my favorite joke from “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”.

    • Lambsendbeds

      I’m drawing a blank here, and I’ve read that book about a bazillion times. Which joke?

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tifosi Suprema

        “A bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.”

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    How dare he insult out dear Auntie Maxine!

    • Parakeetist

      She’s cool.

  • Proud Liberal
    • Anna Elizabeth, Tifosi Suprema

      Fucking shit. What is it going to take, Haters?

      • Proud Liberal

        They want to erase everything President Obama did. They would erase his Presidency if they could.

        • Anna Elizabeth, Tifosi Suprema

          You’d think these assholes might worry more about the Traitor-in-Chief.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      “WASHINGTON — House Republican leaders and the White House, under extreme pressure from conservative activists, have restarted negotiations on legislation to repeal the Affordable Care Act, with House leaders declaring that Democrats were celebrating the law’s survival prematurely.”

      Lol. You know they’re repealing simply because the Democrats consider it a win. I mean, Ryan had already stated that “Obamacare is the law of the land”. These fuckers can’t stand a loss.

    • gamera23

      Defying Trump and going balls-out Medicaid for All, teaming up with Sanders to push it through, might put Ryan in the WH after all. If he wasn’t such a wimp.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      “There is a package in there that is a win-win.”
      For billionaires AND millionaires. Yay.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    Billo was just thinking to himself that he could really drag Rep. Waters around by that hair…

  • marxalot

    His personality is too disrtacting, I can’t listen to a word he says. But since they’re all lies, distortions, or slanders, I’m not out much.

  • rubikcube

    Bill was most surprised she wasn’t just sitting there ordering MFing Iced Tea up in here.
    If you liked Bill-O’s last book you’ll love his latest: Killing Dr. Tiller: How A HateWing Bloviator Incited A Murder and Got Away With It*

    *with preface by Roger Stone

    • Lambsendbeds

      Red Kool-Aid or GTFO!

  • Logic of Color

    Guys, c’mon, it’s not like he talked about her legs. Progress, right?

  • Poly_Ester

    Fox News isn’t a spin-off from The Simpsons? Who knew?

  • bookish

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/326075-swalwell-on-nunes-this-is-what-a-cover-up-to-a-crime-looks-like

    Nunes said he was on White House grounds, but not in the White House itself, for meetings “to confirm what I already knew,” and he claimed that no one in the White House knew he was there.

    Swalwell hit back at Nunes’s story.

    “It’s not an internet cafe. You can’t just walk in and receive classified information,” Swalwell said of the White House, adding that when lawmakers visit the White House, “Everyone in the building knows that you’re there in the building.”
    “This is done because the White House wanted it to be done,” Swalwell said. “And this is what a cover-up to a crime looks like. We are watching it play out right now.”

  • TJ Barke

    Cracka ass cracka!

    • Scrofula

      Saltine muthafucka!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Bill O’Reilly is a big fat idiot.
    Has anyone noticed that?

    • TJ Barke

      Dumbass shit comes in, dumbass shit goes out, never a miscommunication.

    • gamera23

      No, that’s Rush. BO is a shithead announcer with dumb opinions.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Another chickenhawk poseur in Ollie North’s platoon (h/t Al Franken).

  • Scrofula

    And besides the ad hominem bullshit, you’d think a Republican, right now, would think twice about a hirsute synecdoche.
    (Yes, I’m playing word-bingo with myself)

    • magyar of infinite power

      Did you win?

      • Scrofula

        Got a triple word, if I spelled “hominem” right, which I’m now doubting.

    • rubikcube

      I’m opening a Synnedouche Store at the mall. Mmmmm…now with real douchey flavor bits!

      • Scrofula

        Wait, Synnedouche like, “council of douches”?
        Or are you just calling me a douche?

        • rubikcube

          No sir, not at all. I would never insult Columbus or St. Thomas Aquinas or a stained glass Christopher Walken. I read fast and it reminded me of Cinnabon!! And my enterprising mind went directly to a get rich scheme. Of course I’m chock full of snark so…

          • Scrofula

            Oh, no, I was douchey, I just thought you might’ve been doing a “synod” pun for a sec, which put me to shame., and which I’ll steal anyway.
            (And it’s Edward VI, which is what you get when you do a GIS of “scrofula”, at least, the non-neck tumor images)

          • proudgrampa

            Hmmm. Synnabon!

    • proudgrampa

      Where is our Doktor of Rhetoric when we need him?

    • SeeTrain65

      That would be a definite Triple Word score if you were playing Scrabble.

  • maxneanderthal

    Wrinkly old irrelevant scrotum turns out to be vile sexist, racist toss-pot. Meanwhile in other news, bears become catholic, pope shits in woods…

  • HazooToo

    Waitwaitwait… He would like to watch her on a sitcom? Is that actually a thing he said, or was that a comedic flourish on the article?

    • Scrofula

      It’s kind of like when you heard your grandparents make a “joke” about “the rap” when you were a teenager.

      • HazooToo

        Like that, but a little more like “The only place older, scolding black women belong is on a sitcom.”

        • Scrofula

          Hey, sassy black women on TV is straight progressive for BillO’s demo. They’re only now accepting the Magical Negro, aka Will Smith.

          • OrG

            What about Jazzy Jeff?

          • Scrofula

            Nah, the “J” word’s still a little risque.

          • HazooToo

            Only because he no longer looks like the President.

    • chazmanr

      You’re new here, aren’t you?

      • HazooToo

        It’s getting harder to tell the difference between snark and reality.

        • chazmanr

          Blame Trump and the GOP for that.

  • bookish

    Spicer is losing it.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/03/28/sean-spicer-loses-his-cool-stop-shaking-your-head/?utm_term=.58e2846a81d3

    But the exchange with Ryan sure seemed to venture into different territory. Instructing her to stop shaking her head came off as demeaning, and a number of White House reporters took issue with it on social media.

    What’s even more puzzling about it is that Spicer continues to point to the lack of evidence of collusion while ignoring the fact that the FBI is investigating possible ties between Trump and Russia. The idea that an FBI investigation involving the administration doesn’t amount to a hill of beans just doesn’t make much sense. Yet the mere premise that Russia is an issue for the White House seemed to set Spicer off.

    Ryan, meanwhile, had just one word:

    • OrG

      “Spicer is losing it”. Did he ever have “it”?

      • bookish

        Sometimes Spice retains his composure. But he is being sorely tested these days.

    • Yellerduck

      There are no tanks in Baghdad.

    • miss_grundy

      Instead of taking issue with it on social media, they should have taken issue with it in the room. Preferably, by walking up to him and slapping him upside the head, then kicking him in the nuts.

  • Ergoetal

    Sitcom. That’s where you find the good bla** people who don’t bite. Everyone knows that.

    • Scrofula

      Y’know, like the Cosby show. Bill appreciates it even more with time.

    • shastakoala

      Good times.

  • marxalot

    Just once, on air, I would like to see someone turn to him and (instead of trying to “reel him back in”) ask, “What on Earth is wrong with you?”

    • HazooToo

      I think we are nearing those times. There was the thing where Ted Koppel looked Hannypants in the eye and said, “You are bad for America.”

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    • miss_grundy

      I would rather read in the paper that someone got up and punched him in the nose on camera live. That would be wonderful.

    • coozledad

      Medical Science has advanced to the point that we not only reanimate corpses, we let them suck Republican dick! It’s an age of wonders.

    • Cranky Man

      Letterman did. Too lazy to look for proof. It was after billbo went after the son of a victim of the 911 tragedy.

  • gamera23
    • HazooToo

      Not accepted!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Apology accepted, Captain Needa”

  • Prof. T. Green Bastard

    Nearly 7 decades of looking like a 46-week forceps baby means Bill’s got no call to be commenting on other people’s looks.

    • efoveks

      YIKES! Also, that is funny. I just snorted my cider.

    • Lambsendbeds

      I think Billo looks more like the aftermath of my nether regions AFTER a 36 week baby was extracted with forceps from my depths. My forceps baby was pretty cute, IMO. ( That is a very funny line, tho…)

    • this country says it’s about

      Ouch!

  • Lucas Foxx

    I don’t get it. Her hair looks the same as it always has. She has been in Congress for, how long? O’Bloviator’s never seen her before?

    • Yellerduck

      It’s not that. It’s that what she was saying was poignant and persuasive and he had to find some way to diminish her. It worked in third grade for him, and it still works now, so why change?

      • Lucas Foxx

        I get that. But when I heard the story, I thought she had a new hair style or did something noticeably different with her hair. I can’t tell that she did. Has that POS been saving that line since 1991?

      • Keith Taylor

        I dunno. In general I think you’re right as regards his mindset (excuse the exaggeration) but maybe it’s also that he hasn’t grown or matured one iota since he WAS in third grade, and hasn’t changed his technique because he can’t.

    • chazmanr

      Bill doesn’t notice black folks unless he is trying to make the actions of one apply to all of them.

      • Lucas Foxx

        He must have been shocked that she wasn’t rapping it over phat beats.

        • chazmanr

          More shocked that she wasn’t demanding more MF’ing iced tea.

          • Lucas Foxx

            Or more MF’ing purple dank sizzurp.

  • Yellerduck

    People in glass houses…

    • Logic of Color

      Shouldn’t eat breakfast in the nude?

      • Yellerduck

        No, no, that’s fine. They just shouldn’t do it watching O’Reilly. Don’t want to make the neighbors ill.

    • h4rr4r

      Should close the curtains before they jerk it?

  • Randle Aubrey

    I can’t hear a word O’Reilly says over the sound OF HIM BEATING HIS FUCKING WIFE.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Bill O’Really and Johnny Rotten in the same day! Something strange is going on.

  • efoveks

    Marginalizing asshole says what?

  • proudgrampa

    Really O’Reilly?

    Jesus Christ. It’s like, each day, you fade more and more into irrelevance.

  • MOG253

    Never-ending disrespect.

  • Clemensghost

    There is a darker side to this darker side. When we are confronted with a witness in pain, and we react with patently juvenile derision, we are saying that the witness in pain is an object ONLY deserving of pain, and that the witness is simply laughable for voicing the pain that they are quintessentially there to suffer for our entertainment. They key is: the witness exists only for our entertainment. You suffer so we can be entertained. You hang on a lynching tree so we can feel good about your pain, and we will sell fried chicken, hard cider and lottery tickets in your dangling shadow. We make fun of your straightened James Brown hair or your distended neck so that you become the cartoon we believe you are. Your sufferings are derided so that your suffering is confirmed as laudatory and your pain is simply a trigger for white male mutual masturbation. And if your witness in pain is in any way remarkable as a feature of your stereotype, all the better because that way your pain, your voice, your witness is consumed in our trivialization of what you, and your people, and your culture(s) seem to represent. This is the Fox/Limbaugh project: the erasure of white oppressor guilt by the visceral objectification and juvenile trivialization of anything different. The silencing of all victims in the puerile laughter of the camp guards. If you haven’t realized this yet, please do so now: there is no difference at all between Bill O’Reilly and Joseph Goebbels. Remember, as Dr. Goebbels said: ‘subhumans exist in every people as a leavening agent.’ Laugh along with us as we laugh the life out of this here James Brown impersonator. Consider yourselves lucky to have lived, suffered and been trivialized so fat white male loudmouths can laugh at you. Lottery drawing will be held for all attendees at the Town Hall, with Mr. Sessions drawing the numbers. A hard rain is gonna fall, and we should have NO sympathy with Mr. O’Reilly, nor any of his punks, nor any of his ways when he and the rest of the American white male devils face their long overdue judgment.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      I have a jew-fro, many white bros hate for no reason. I dunno. Why is it old ugly men are the arbiters of beauty? Or at least think they are?

      • Ill-Advised

        They can’t do anything but watch?

      • SpideySenser

        “but you can’t explain that… you can’t explain it…”*
        BO’R

    • janetintexas

      That’s the best rant I have ever read.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Excellent, beautifully written. I have been pointing out for months now the literal similarities between the ugly propagandizers of Fox News and the extreme right wing, Trump and Bannon, and Joseph Goebbels. My dad grew up in Prague and was there when the Nazis moved in, and I’ve read endlessly about it as well as of course hearing all his stories. “The Berlin Diary” reads like a foretelling of their behavior. They seem to be literally taking pages from his playbook, imitating his every move, his every tactic, his every hateful turn of phrase, and for exactly the same reason.

      I take it even one step further, in this case: this is pure and simple racism. Bill is the same as Bull Connor in Birmingham in the 1960s, or the plantation owners pre-civil war. “Darkies” are there as sub-humans, like dogs, to be worked, not to be allowed to speak up, to be mocked, certainly never to take any time off (thus, the endless hateful outrage about Obama daring to take a few weekends off, but of course nothing about Trump). They’re to dance as minstrels, and above all, to have their hair made fun of.

      Mocking black peoples’ hair is a form of racism with deep, painful roots–see Chris Rock’s movie about hair, or recognize the absolute miracle of that famous picture of Obama with the little boy, wonderingly touching Obama’s hair and seeing it is the same as his. This is withering contempt–no, not even contempt. To Bill, black people, and women, are beneath contempt, they are, as Goebbels spoke about Jews, subhumans, pests perhaps, that are better off eradicated, and in the meantime, we most certainly can refuse to listen to their ridiculous, uppity “babble,” we can mock the ways in which they look different from us, and of course we can mock their hair. (An older English fellow once told me that in HIS youth, there were endless codes between the upper-upper classes about those who didn’t belong, which of course included us Jews, and one of their common code sentences was “His hair’s a trifle curly, don’t you know.”)

      They make fun of us, and black folk, and anyone they care to, with coded words, that have EVEN MORE contempt than we even recognize. These are the same people who rolled back rules that forbade the killing of innocent wolf cubs and hibernating bears. They think of us as animals, and animal cruelty is part of their wicked blood-lust, their attempt to make their worthless selves feel stronger and bigger.

      The cruelest and most hateful thing about this is, of course, Bill O’Reilly’s own forebears were subjected to the identical treatment as Irish immigrants in the 19th century. He should absolutely know the feeling, in his bones, of being treated like animals, dismissed with hateful contempt, why police wagons are called “Paddy” wagons, or why the term “Fighting Irish” or “Get your Irish up” exist. Some people come through difficulties and are stronger for it; others choose to emulate their torturers, as though it will save them in the end.

      He’s a vile, vile man, on the utter wrong side of history, and when the traitors whose boots he’s licking are in the glass cages in the International Tribunal, he may try to save his skin by denying and recanting, but we will remember.

      • Zyxomma

        Thank you, to you and to Clemensghost. Perfectly stated.

      • unclejeems

        Word.

      • HooverVilles

        Also very well written. May I share this?

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          Yes of course. Thank you!

      • this country says it’s about

        Brilliant analysis! Thank you.

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      Amazing, thank you. Can I share this? Outside of Wonkestan?

    • HooverVilles

      Thank you! May I also share this?

  • LadyLaz

    I went to the women’s march in d.c. Maxine Waters graciously allowed us to take a picture with her. She is a democrat that even my republican husband loves.

  • AJ Milne

    I hereby apologize to anyone below who has previously observed the same, but: that renowned connoisseur of body parts Mr. F. Zappa has previously identified the ugliest bit Orly’s has to offer…

    (And in this case, this is really saying something.)

  • Snopes Shop

    Don’t remember this assholes making fun of Bernie Sanders’ hair.

  • Alan

    It’s getting more bizarre by the day.

  • onedollarjuana

    Wife beater, sexual assaulter, racist. Maybe Billo should run for President.

  • Mike

    BillO claims to have been distracted by Maxine’s hair but not Trump’s….and while we’re dissing successful black women, Sean Spicer put that uppity April Ryan in her place and Joe Walsh…well, he got smacked down cuz he don’t reed so gud and proved once again, he’s not just a dead-beat dad but an all around scumbag.

  • rubikcube

    Oh he went there. Bill-O you don’t know when to stop with your dicksplaining at us. Where did you read it was OK to make fun of a black woman’s hair? When was that issue of Saucy Gent mag published? 1957? And you did it anyway?

  • miss_grundy

    I wish someone would kick his sorry ass back to Queens, so he can hang out with the rest of the racists.

    • Ms.Moon

      Sorry Queens is full of brown people right now, who are going to be pushed out soon in the ongoing process of gentrification hipsters who cannot afford Brooklyn will be moving in he’s going to have to go somewhere else.

  • John Mruzik

    BO, the reason aliens have not visited earth.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Maxine Walters will drink Bill O’Reilly’s milkshake dump Bill O’Reilly’s milkshake over his fucking head.

  • Blackest Noobs

    jesus. what the fuck?

    is it because the President is a fucking pussy grabber, 2017 the year the misogynists finally gets to cut loose?!?

    • JurisGal

      Bingo!

    • PowerRangerCaptainHowdy

      Already in progress.

    • phoenix00

      “Repeal of Political Correctness”

  • hvdv

    Rude.

  • Spurning Beer

    Close your eyes for a moment and imagine Maxine kicking O’Reilly’s ass. Mmmm.

    • PowerRangerCaptainHowdy

      She will.

  • PowerRangerCaptainHowdy

    And I just deleted my falafel gif FFS.

  • Carole

    Who the fuck is this? I couldn’t concentrate on a word he said because I was fixated on his Dumbo ears.

  • bluicebank

    I, too, couldn’t hear Bill-o, because I can’t get past his falafel being used in a shower to exfoliate, or whatev. The “whatev” being that he meant loofah, and as a sexual assist in the shower, which also doesn’t make sense.

    I hate conservatives because they pack stupidity into one sentence, when said stupidity should by law require an entire paragraph.

    • coozledad

      I dread the age where i might become receptive to that bullshit. I’m beginning to be defined by my hatreds, and i wonder if there’s some soft trigger that might unleash my inner asshole.

      In short, I’m asking how Fox news works. It’s deprived me of all my relatives.

      • bluicebank

        All? Mein got!

        At least me and my mother reconnected because we’re both flaming liberals. So if I can have Mom and lose every cousin and nephew, well, I’ll take that deal.

    • Erala Contratista

      Yuk! The drains, people! Oh, Billow don’t do plumbing.

      No man is held in awe by any plumber, by the way.

  • coozledad

    Bill reminds me of the yankee trash who move down to the South and convince themselves they’re accepted among the deerhunting buddyfuckers because they haven’t been carved up and left in a windrow… yet.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Windrow. Word of the day. Thanks!

  • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

    Of all this BS that’s going on right now, this and the UA leggings incident are what have me really angry. I can deal with the blatantly illegal stuff that eventually will be struck down; it’s the subtle misogyny and racism that we can’t legislate that make me all ragey.

  • Ill-Advised

    I watched Trump on a clip today, but I didn’t hear a word he said. I was looking at the ferret wig.

    It’s a very loud ferret.

    • HooverVilles

      Funny!

  • Keith Taylor

    Dammit, Ms. Pennacchia! Just what do you have against bigmouths who trivialize women in a creepy way, anyhow?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I can’t hear what Bill O’Reilly says because I’m too busy picturing him dragging his wife down the stairs by her hair in front of their teenage daughter.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      And then calling his own daughter a liar.

  • HooverVilles

    Hair? That’s the depth of Billo Oh’Really’s analysis! No surprise there. That’s typical for his shallowness.

  • Alex Grey

    OhNOES!!!!!! O’Boily is butthurt, again.

  • Oneofthebobs

    If O’Reilly wants to see Maxine Waters in a comedy, he should invite her to his show.

    • Thorn Spike

      Boom!

    • phoenix00

      Except O’Reilly is just not funny. At all.

      • Oneofthebobs

        Yeah, some clowns are just sad.

  • Oblios_Cap

    When I look at Bill O., all I can see is a giant loofah.

  • Mel

    Maxine Waters is no hero. While her constituency gets poorer and poorer, she magically has gotten richer. And while I’m not O’Reilly fan, he compliments her in the rest of the clip so this nonsense about racism and hair is crazy.

    Besides, if we want to be taken seriously about this, then we shouldn’t be floating endless memes about certain other people’s hair with whom we don’t agree.

    • iceweasels

      Bill did a lengthy segment on his own show about how terrible liberals are because they think white supremacy is bad. In other words, you’re a bit late to be defending Bill-o from charges of racism.

    • this country says it’s about

      “While her constituency gets poorer and poorer, she magically has gotten richer.” Yes she has been called on the carpet for ethics violations.
      From Wikipedia: “Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) U.S. government ethics and accountability watchdog organization. CREW named Waters to its list of corrupt members of Congress in its 2005, 2006, 2009 and 2011 reports. Each year since 2005, CREW has published its “Most Corrupt Members of
      Congress” report. The 2012 election cycle saw 11 of the 32 lawmakers
      included in the last two reports either defeated or retiring. As of 2014, the list had included 88 individuals, including 63 Republicans and 25 Democrats.” This list includes Mitch McConnell in 2007, 2008, and 2009.
      My point being, the same could be said of most any national political figure – the difference with her is she voted against the Forever War Bush started in 2003. She opposed our involvement in the Haitian coup in 2004. She doesn’t try to feed her constituency the libertarian trickle-down BS that is the greatest cause of most of the country being poorer and poorer. If more representatives and senators were like her we probably would not be watching the middle class melt away bit by bit.
      From Wikipedia: “In September 2011, Waters called for the implementation of a federal “jobs program of a trillion dollars or more.”
      “We’ve got to put Americans to work,” she said. “That’s the only way to
      revitalize this economy. When people work they earn money, they spend
      that money, and that’s what gets the economy up and going.'”

  • david

    It’s true, Maxine Waters’ hair is perfectly fine.

    That’s not the problem, however.

  • Jim Triarsi

    Who do you love most? ; Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Debbie Wasserman- Schultz, the Mayor of Baltimore, Whoopi Goldberg, Chelsea Clinton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Pam Bondi, or __________ .

    • dshwa

      Why is Paltrow on that list? She not in their league by miles and miles.

      • Jim Triarsi

        Her Goop Website gives explicit instructions to all girls, women,teens,middleschoolers on ANAL Sex. Maybe OK for adults, not KIDS, check it out, its out there. Show it to you daughters while wearing a VAGINA HAT.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          Jim, cupcake… they’re pussy hats, not vagina hats. Vaginas do not look like that. Get yourself a book and look it up.

    • Marty MacKoy

      Why the list of accomplished women and one who bought her way in? Needless to say, I mean Bondi.Just like other women who support drumpf. Not one is there because of her qualifications.Why do you suppose that is?

    • RugzYaBurnt

      I’ll take “Your Mom, every night for a dollar,” Jim!

  • Teto85

    Whatever, loofah boy.

  • Marty MacKoy

    She talks issues, he flings poo. Pretty much says it all — he’s always terrified of guests who are not terrified of him.

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