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Today’s House Intelligence Committee hearing with FBI Director James Comey and NSA Director Admiral Mike Rogers ended in the middle of the afternoon, but it was early in the morning when Comey, straight up, said Donald Trump’s thing about Obama doing “wire tapps” to him was unmitigated horse jizz. So now Comey, a whole fuckton of Republicans, all Democrats, and all the rest of the sane people in the world, have confirmed that Trump is full of shit. Therefore, when it was time for Sean Spicer’s daily press briefing, he was FINALLY like “OK, the president and I have had a talk, and he is too embarrassed for words right now, on account of he is a weak sad liar who is scared of stairs, but we admit we were not telling the truth, and we’ll never talk about this again.”

PSYCH! That is not what happened. CBS White House correspondent Margaret Brennan asked Spicer, with legitimate concern in her eyes, “When does this end?” (She was referring to Trump’s lying about the “wire tapps.”) And this is what she got in response:

It’s not a question of a date, it’s a question of where we get answers.

YOU HAVE ANSWERS, STUPIDASS.

You look at someone like Michael Flynn, and you ask the question, how does an American citizen who should be protected by law from having their identity unmasked, how does that happen? Because you’ve gotta think about it just like this. The FBI and all the relevant intelligence agencies have access to this document, they can figure out who it was.

Margaret Brennan was like “wuuuuuuuut?” She specifically wanted to know what Spicer meant by “who it was,” reminding him that we are talking about Trump’s lie about getting a “wire tapp” done on his fanny, not this “waaaaaaah Michael Flynn!” pivot Trump and his dickhole minions in Congress are trying out. Spicer continued:

What I’m getting at is that there is a lot of information that we have come to learn about what happened in terms of surveillance throughout the 2016 election and the transition. And when you look at somebody like Michael Flynn …

AND we’re back to bitching about Michael Flynn, the foreign agent who was taking money from the Russians and the Turks, who was just treated SO UNFAIRLY. Hey, remember how Comey confirmed there is an FBI investigation into the Trump campaign’s collusion with Russia? We’re just spitballing, but it’s possible Flynn is a target of that.

Brennan again tried to clarify, by asking if Trump has evidence of some kind of illegal surveillance, and Spicer replied, “No, no, I am saying,” and continued to spew bullshit about how it’s unfair how Michael Flynn got “unmasked,” ignoring how said “unmasking” revealed to the public that Flynn is GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY. (Yeah, we bet Trump Land is pretty tired of getting “unmasked” at this point.) And it also revealed to the public that Trump wasn’t going to fire the dude who was taking money from Turkey AND RUSSIA until he had no other choice, because shit got leaked. Spicer concluded that today’s hearing was just the “first chapter” in getting to the bottom of this “wire tapp” business, which is real funny considering how, again, that issue was wholly resolved in the first 30 minutes of the hearing. Wonkette predicts that Flynn’s “unmasking” is but the first chapter of the story of the downfall of the Trump regime, and that half these fuckers will end up in prison. JUST SAYING.

But why are we so concerned with Flynn in the first place? And for that matter, why are folks talking about Paul Manafort and his weird-bad connections with Ukraine and Russia? That is what Sean Spicer wants to know. Here, he explains that Flynn was just a “volunteer” for the campaign, and that Manafort played a “very limited role.” For real:

To be clear, Paul Manafort was Trump’s CAMPAIGN CHAIRMAN (after Trump fired Corey Lewandowski for being a girl-batterer) who had “control of the daily operations of the campaign as well as an expanded $20 million budget, hiring decisions, advertising, and media strategy,” and Michael Flynn was an adviser throughout the campaign, who then became THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER for the Trump regime. Until he got canned because of those mean leakers, who very meanly and illegally but mostly meanly proved all the Trump people were lying about how they weren’t living up inside Russia’s butt.

We assume that, at some point in his life, Sean Spicer has possessed some modicum of personal integrity. And we bet it’s very exciting to get to work at the White House for the president of the United States, even if it’s an illegitimate fuckbaby president like Trump. But at what point does Spicer realize that the amount of gum he swallows pales in comparison to the sheer vomit geyser of lies he spews back out of his gum-hole each day, and decide it’s just not worth it?

Then again, he works for Donald Trump, so we might be wrong about him having some vague level of integrity. Forget we asked.

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  • The Wanderer

    When does he realize it’s not worth it?
    Ten years from now, after he’s done time in prison for sheep-shagging.

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    “…assume [Spicer] had some modicum of personal integrity.”

    Assumes facts not in evidence.

    Assume deer dead.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    It’s not a question of a date, it’s a question of where we can find someone to make shit up for us get answers.

    /fixed
    /FFS

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Spice Spice Baby!

    His bullshit’s like a chemical spill
    Feasible lies that you can vision and feel…

  • BloviateMe

    Well, he sure told us.

    Period.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’
    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      How you use it? What, like….as a dessert topping AND a floor wax?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        WHITE presidents use it correctly, BLACK presidents are black.

        • Indivisible Snark Tank

          Still, I’d bet dollars to donuts that the Black President could whip this White (so-called)President’s ass on the golf course.

          • Creepoman

            Actual score, or the number Trump writes on the card after the round?

          • Indivisible Snark Tank

            Oh, dear Dog, I just got this flash to Goldfinger telling Bond that the Club Secretary wouldn’t be upset with Oddjob decapitating the statue: “I own the club.”

          • puredog

            I think you’re on to something. Gert Frobe and the Donald are cut from the same cloth.

          • cmd resistor

            I think I might prefer to see a basketball matchup…..

        • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

          Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

        • puredog

          Black slices matter.

      • Bebecca

        a great moment in television history-but I’m showing my age.

    • Undocumented Skwerl!

      I agree these things are totally different. Obama is a lazy black man unlike our hero trump who is super Reagan:

      I am sure this is how Trump see himself. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/president-reagan-mastermind/n9509?snl=1

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      White guy golfing talks business, capital investment.
      Black guy golfing talks about Beyonce’s butt. /S

    • gamera23

      Which is why Arnold Palmer would have been the best president ever.

    • vivian

      I mean, you gotta give the guy one thing:
      he keeps a straight face for all of this.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Oh FFS. I know how I’d like to use the game of golf right about now, and it doesn’t involve a putter.

  • Amelia

    The longer he holds onto this wire tapp bullshit, the more likely we can get someone to declare him mentally incompetent.

    Just in case all those collusion or corruption charges fall through.

    Call it plan Y for WHY GOD WHY??

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Will this be Spicey’s theme song?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MefNV-XZs5g

      • NorthernSaber

        Suspect a quick transition to “Lawyers, Guns, and Money” as Trump’s “Grifter Express” lurches into April..

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I’m off. I’m gonna go look for some bbeerr that’s on tapp.

  • Crystalclear12

    These are squirrels you’re supposed to look at, please ignore the Russian, squirrel-eating bear.

  • chascates

    Gawd, I wish I could change the channel.

    • Suttree

      Thank goodness Monday has a good block of Futurama on.

      • chascates

        Watching it right now!

        • Suttree

          I went brain dead on MSNBC and then remembered what the remote control was for.

  • Liberoid Ron

    Spicer HAS to be a True Believer. There’s literally no upside for him to be where he is now.

    • BloviateMe

      Maybe Ivanka offered to show him her bra strap if he stuck around.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        She never said it would be from a bra she was wearing at the time. That’s another seven years of servitude, Spicey.

      • BearGHAZI

        Yeah I saw that on FOX News

    • Suttree

      I almost felt bad for him for a moment. Almost.

      • Indivisible Snark Tank
      • OneYieldRegular

        I don’t. I watched his entire press conference on the day last week during which he chewed up the scenery for more than eight full minutes reading from news articles instead of having to answer questions. And of course one of those articles got the White House into such trouble with the UK that Theresa May had to intervene personally. He has a terrible job, at which he is terrible, and what he’s doing is indefensible.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        …and then you remembered he’s a twat waffle?

    • DrBigHead

      I don’t know. I may be wrong, but I interpret his quick-to-rage personality as reflecting someone who is deeply conflicted. The job carries with it quite a bit of prestige, but I suspect he has private moments where he quietly bangs his head on his desk.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      He can still head up the RNC, or the Heritage Foundation. Honesty is frowned upon in both of those august bodies.

    • Bebecca

      a pay check because after this gig, it’s unlikely he will ever work again. Maybe Faux News.

      • Mary Sandoras

        That’s where all the rejects end up.

        • Indivisible Snark Tank

          Well, there and Dancing With the Stars.

          • puredog

            On their way to heading the Department of Energy.

      • Rags

        cnn

    • BeachBum

      The problem with selling one’s soul to the Devil, is that the Devil always makes a much better deal.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Except for that sonofabitch with the guitar.

        • Liberoid Ron

          Jeez, dude, that was years ago. Time to move on.

          • puredog

            Yeah, you came to the crossroads, tried to flag a ride, and you’re still sitting there.

    • vivian

      What’s the fond memory for his grandkids? “I was a mouthpiece for the biggest embarrassment in American history”?

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Did any of that coming out of the Spicy hole make sense? Because I might be more drunk than I think I am.

    • Suttree

      Or more hungover. Six of one…….

    • Liberoid Ron

      I thought it was the hot glue fumes.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      I don’t even drink, and I can’t even ….

    • BeachBum

      1) No
      2) You are always more drunk than you think you are. Just sayin.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        I am exactly as thunk as I drink I am.

        • puredog

          punkindrublic! it’s a thang!

    • vivian

      It’s a contra-positive test. If you understood it, you must be drunk.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Liberoid Ron

      Geez, at this rate Donnie’s going to have to endure mockery by the Prime Minsters of Swaziland and Vanuatu, and the president of the Marshall Islands.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Wait – have they been holding back for some reason?

    • Creepoman

      Hahahahahahaha – it’s so fucking funny to watch a once-(sorta) thriving democracy die right in front of your very eyes. Joke’s on us, I guess.

    • OneYieldRegular

      “We have reason to belief that Chancellor Merkel had something to do with the Iraqi prime minister’s unfortunate ‘joke.'”

      “Sean! Sean! A follow-up please!”

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    His mother must be so proud

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Comey, straight up, said Donald Trump’s thing about Obama doing “wire tapps” to him was unmitigated horse jizz.

    “I prefer my horse jizz mitigated, on the rocks, with a lime wedge.”
    — Sean Spicer

  • jesuswasablack

    So we’ve gone from “wire-tapped” to “surveillance” to “British spies” and now to “unmasked”. What’s next “hurt feelings”?
    https://redlegnation.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/lowbar.png

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Obama looked at him funny.

    • Creepoman

      Bar is too high.

      • AJ Milne

        … and the goalposts don’t have mag wheels.

    • OneYieldRegular

      “the late unpleasantness”?

  • Hanaka

    Not that I want to be the other side of the “lock her up” people, but I am looking forward to the whole lot of crooks and treasonous jerks being subject to a fair trial where they will be found guilty and put in jail and will no longer be able to ruin everything we hold sacred.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      You aren’t the other side of the Lock ‘er Up people if you want folks who actually broke the law to be punished for what they did.

  • Nounverb911
  • Crystalclear12

    To everyone that works in the Trump administration,
    How will you explain this after he is gone? Insanity, lust for power. Because you can’t say you thought he was the best person for the job.

    No one will buy that.

  • Manders

    “the downfall of the Trump regime, and that half these fuckers will end up in prison”

    Ok, who’s been peeking at my Christmas list??

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      All of us, Katie.

    • Crystalclear12

      Stop looking or it won’t be a surprise!

    • vivian

      Technically I believe this would be a “clownfall” more than a downfall, since you can’t fall off the floor.

      • Teecha

        You say that, but a memorable evening in 1996 involving a large bottle of tequila disagrees. You do have to drink a LOT of tequila tho.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • BloviateMe

      Is that from the Onion?

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        no

        • BloviateMe

          I don’t know what to say then. I just keep blinking with my mouth open.

          • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
          • MeerkatsRMammals

            Is he for real with these? He clearly likes to pull outfits from his costume drawer like my 6 yr old… Here’s Roger Stone as Samuel L. Jackson; Dick Dastardly; the Joker & Colonel Sanders.

          • Antonin Dvorak

            That outfit with the top hat is what he wore to the inauguration.

          • MeerkatsRMammals

            He literally dresses like an evil cartoon villain (minus the mustache twirling) & we’re supposed to believe he’s a good guy? Hopefully he’ll get a cool orange jumpsuit he can dress up in real soon!

          • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
          • MeerkatsRMammals

            Was he purposely trying to look like Bette Davis as Baby Jane? He understands she was crazy in that movie, right?

    • Resistance Fighter MausFeet
    • NorthernSaber

      Just have the compromised asshole (or is he just that stupid?) watch the wonderfully unhinged and utterly damning interview Page did with Chris Hayes a couple weeks ago. I think that we’ll be seeing a lot more of young Mr. Page’s revelations as the Bannon administration goes full clusterfuck this Spring.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Perhaps we should be speculating that Nunes got part of that 19% in the Rosneft deal? I’m not investigating Trump & I know who those rat fuckers are…

  • Lefty Frizzell

    “There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!”

    • BloviateMe

      Spicy is the mother of all spox.

  • schmannity

    Yeah, but what about all those luxurious Obama vacations on the taxpayer dime?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Obama went to the exotic tropical land of Hawaii. Trump just takes little trips to exclusive golf resorts in Florida like a normal Johnny Paycheck.”

  • Crystalclear12

    This is working out well. Now we have something to watch during the Summer TV dry season.

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
  • katkelly57

    I finally figured out where those “wire tapps” came from….they went fishing for bullshit to spread around….and they found it up here in WA state…at….Lake Tapps!!!

    I are a jean-i-us!

  • Sheepshagger

    I had a limited role in that incident at the strip bar.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      It’s all incidental until they pull you up on stage…

      • BeachBum

        IKR And the next morning you get pics on your phone.

  • puredog

    That was one of the most brilliant Melissa McCarthy impersonations ever.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    And, and….but…then…actually…and, and, and but…unmasked…stop, don’t…hold on…and, and, and…I understand that…Obama…but, and, stop…why…yet..

  • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’
    • gamera23

      Mana-who?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      “I met them but I hardly knew them. Wouldn’t recognize them if I saw them in a room.”
      Il Douche, any day now

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Right? Manafort had a “minimal role”? Then who’s stupid face was on all the shows running his campaign all summer? Then (my favorite), Flynn was a “volunteer”? LOLOLOLOL. If he was only a “volunteer”, how did he get fired and/or resign from his position as National Security Adviser? Just stop with the lies…we’re not as stupid as the rest of the Trump followers.

      • cmd resistor

        Ok, I was a HIllary “volunteer.” I made some phone calls, knocked on a few doors, and took pie to the local office a couple of times. Also, too, I never met with any Russians. There were a couple of British staffers assigned to our town.

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          I too have “volunteered” for things like helping at my kids school & Habitat for Humanity. I occasionally volunteer my time for protest marches as well ;) I’ve never been paid for any of those things. Maybe we’re doing it wrong?

          • cmd resistor

            We just have to get on the Soros payroll. Because no one should or would do those things for free.

          • MeerkatsRMammals

            I’m sure Soros reads the Wonkette! He can easily find us here…

  • Undocumented Skwerl!

    It begins:

    Republicans Close To Trump Say President Is Showing Signs Of Mental Illness

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/03/20/republicans-close-trump-president-showing-signs-mental-illness.html

  • Deadpool

    Right winger in 2008: You lefties need to stop blaming the previous administration for everything and take personal responsibility!

    Right winger in 2017: Obama is leading a political assasination plot against the Trump administration and wiretapping him! CONSPIRACY!!!

    • Liberoid Ron

      It must be wonderful to identify with the party that never ever does anything wrong.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Deep State is coming for your children…

  • gamera23

    Like the Birther fiasco, it may take Trump years of tireless work before he will expose the truth about the wire tapp lies. Godspeed, Donald.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      He’s got private investigators in Hawaii right now digging up proof….

      • Liberoid Ron

        Wanna bet that the investigators are frequent house guests chez Obama, where they all share a laugh at Donnie’s expense?

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        It’s buried in the sand, right next to the table with the Bahama Mama on it.

    • Creepoman

      OJ has offered to lend him a hand.

      • vivian

        or at least a glove

  • Nounverb911
    • Liberoid Ron

      ‘Worse than Nixon.’
      Once again the RW noise machine accidentally tells the truth.

    • Deadpool

      National Enquirer!? It’s over now! Checkmate, libs!

    • Crank Tango

      “worse than nixon”

      Well, they got something right at least.

      • arundel

        I believe they’re referring to Obama with that. The Enquirer is owned by a friend of Trump’s, and editorially 100 percent for the shitgibbon . Every negative line like “Treason! Worse than Nixon!” on that cover is about Obama, not Trump.

    • proudgrampa

      B-b-b-but it MUST be true if it’s in the Enquirer!!!

    • Jenny

      Trump’s impeachment will be the trial of the century. So they got that part right.

    • Yr. Gma

      I don’t know for sure, but I think at least some of the Trumpanzees find the Natl Enquirer less than credible. I said “some.”

    • CeeQ

      Saw this on Sunday at my local grocer too. All I could do was snicker and think – oh it’ll be the trial of the century mofos. Just not who you think it is. *snort*

    • FlownΩver

      Just ask J and K.

  • Sheepshagger

    This is how you deny something Sean:

    Chopper: Look, all I can tell you is what I’ve already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

  • Sean Spicer Makes Incomprehensible Lying Mouthfarts

    You should have a macro for that headline, because it’s applicable to every time his mouth moves.

  • MeerkatsRMammals
  • Swampay

    So #45’s argument seems to be, “while you were surveilling foreigners suspected of espionage, the administration might have wiretapped me BECAUSE I TALK TO FOREIGNERS SUSPECTED OF ESPIONAGE”. I don’t think he’s managing to make the point he thinks he’s making.

    • Liberoid Ron

      If he’s been watching a lot of Law & Order he might be missing the point about how evidence works.

    • Meccalopolis

      How dare you stake out the bank I was trying to rob

  • vh

    everyday i’m reminded how squeaky clean obama must have been.

    if over 8 years obama had accumulated 0.1% of the issues seen in the last 60 days, he would have been hoisted.

    • Liberoid Ron

      It’s rather interesting that in eight years the ONLY thing they came up with was something they pulled out of their asses. Obama makes Honest Abe look like Baron Munchausen.

      • vh

        whats the one thing came up with? i mean ivho Indra’s court would be proud of run that BO’s admin did.

        • Liberoid Ron

          I was thinking of the ‘birther’ nonsense. Definitely the last gasp of the terminally desperate.

          • vh

            that was manufactured nonsense rooted in paranoia. thats like me freaking out that the current head is an alien.

          • Liberoid Ron

            ‘S what I mean. They had nothing so concocted this in the hopes that somebody would believe it.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            They like to screech about “fast and furious” and the non prosecution of those two black panthers in philly who kept all those white from voting in a predominantly black neighborhood and benghazi….always benghazi.

      • Suttree

        And now we have Pretzlenut Munchausen by proxy.

  • Deadpool
  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
  • Zonath

    Looking forward to the day when Spicy can come out and call reports from Donny’s impeachment trial in the Senate “fake news”.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Spicer said that the person who was Trump’s campaign chairman played “a limited role” in the Trump campaign?
    And the actual journalists in the room didn’t immediately laugh him off the dais…why?

  • anon_the_great

    So when will Donnie Dollhands replace Spicy Spice with actual Punch and Judy puppets?

    • Liberoid Ron

      When he finishes playing with them.

      • vivian

        so never?

    • Crank Tango

      When they get the genitalia just right?

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        “The flavor is still off”

        • Crank Tango

          Ah, piss on it then.

  • Rick Hill

    They’re pretty good at not making things happen
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a2rK8wZ_460s.jpg

    • janecita

      I’m posting this on Facebook, I feel like pissing off those bitches that voted for Trump!

      Edit. Done:-)

      • Liberoid Ron

        I feel like pissing ON those bitches. We’d make a good team.

        • janecita

          I agree, let’s do it!

    • Suttree

      And shared.

    • Weevie

      He’s walked back or redefined all those promises, but who cares? He’s still A Idiot elected by Other Idiots.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      “What have you got to lose?” Well, it seems we have our answer.

  • chascates

    SOYLENT MAJORITY”
    –Futurama, just now

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Who said the administration doesn’t care about seniors?

    • mailman27

      Stunned, momentarily speechless. *dusts hands. shoots cuffs* Well then, there’s my new nym.

  • sadboy

    Flynn was ‘unmasked’? Was he Batman? I mean, granted, he does seem like the type to run around back alleys in a rubber suit wrestling with roughtrade, but I still can’t quite figure out how he was ‘unmasked’ when everyone (except Der Orangefuhrer) knew about his background…

  • Sheepshagger
    • Deadpool

      Best one is where Joe tells Obama he left a Kenyan passport and prayer rug in the Oval Office just to mess with Trump.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Ryan Lizza:
    At time of pivotal Comey letter on Clinton email, FBI had been investigating Trump campaign links to Russia for three months.
    11:18 AM – 20 Mar 2017

  • mailman27

    “Gum hole.” That is all.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Authentic press secretary gibberish.

    • Meccalopolis

      I was a press secretary and I am for shamed

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    #BREAKING: Paul Manafort & Roger Stone had offices in St Petersburg, Russia—according to Ukrainian news#trumprussia @RepAdamSchiff #resist pic.twitter.com/RPijjKl6p0— Scott Dworkin (@funder) March 20, 2017

  • OneYieldRegular

    Remember long, long ago, say, just a tad over two months ago, when for eight years no one in the Executive Branch ever had to worry about being “unmasked” because none of them had anything to hide?

    • Weevie

      Hardly ever saw any of them, they were at work!

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Mesozoic?

    • BeachBum

      Maybe they are super heroes under their masks ? Or paranoid schizophrenics ?

  • akryan

    why would they think it’s a bad idea to keep on offense about this? I bets dollars to hover rounds that a significant majority of Republicans will believe the Obama wiretapp “scandal” until the end of time. If they were able to stretch out BENGHAZZZIII! for 4 years, they’ll have no problem keeping up the wire tapp claim.

    • Weevie

      “They” don’t; it’s Trump, he won’t ever back down. This stuff has defined his life and ain’t gonna stop.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
      • Liberoid Ron

        ‘Sorry, Mr Singh, but there’s no cerebral cortex in Trump’s head for me to wrap around.’

    • maxneanderthal

      From the OSS report on Goebbels and his use of propaganda’s “Big Lie”
      “His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it”

      Seems a near perfect fit for the wiretap BS, People are reporting on it seriously, instead of laughing like hyenas in Rumps and Spicy McSpicefaces face whenever he/they dare to trot it out yet again.

      • Weevie

        Oh, that would be a hoot! The next crowd he meets just laughing hysterically until he disappears! That needs to be set up. Funny!

  • It takes a very disturbed man, or a man under extreme duress, or both, to blatantly lie before a room full of people who know he’s blatantly lying.

    I’ll bet you thought I was writing that about Sean Spicer.

    • Liberoid Ron

      Nah, there’s so many to choose from I was just waiting for you to say.

      • zerosumgame0005

        AOT,K IMHO

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    “Nonsense! I’m painting my way out of the corner.”
    ~Sean Spicer
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qhr7DW5sg1I/T8d_Qz5PbDI/AAAAAAAAB1w/IeEY7pOXi40/s1600/paint+into+corner.jpg

  • NorthernSaber

    I’m going to go WAY out on a limb and speculate (unwise not to) that tonight’s “Open Thread” might just have something to do with all this. Thoughts, Wonkers?

    • puredog

      Open Thread has to do with everything. It is known.

      • NorthernSaber

        Ah, yes- forgive my temporary lapse of reason. The world is our speculative oyster. Far and wide do we opine.

      • Yr. Gma

        Who got a new cat? What did you have for dinner? Did anyone talk to Brad? Has Daisy found a place to live yet? We elevate the cultural tone and solve problems on the night crew.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          I like it when Suttree is all buzzed and proclaiming his love for Lizzie. So cute!

    • Sheepshagger

      I’m still holding out for a vintage skin mag thread.

      • NorthernSaber

        Quantify “vintage”.

        • Sheepshagger
          • Liberoid Ron

            Mmm, fertility goddess got back!

          • CindyinEncinitas

            And front! And a wee beer-drinking problem, it seems.

          • NorthernSaber

            Well, never let it be said that you don’t get your money’s worth out of “vintage”, Mr. Shagger! (And why can I see this becoming a thing round about some midnight?)

          • What Pierre said

            I believe this is my favourite non-comment ever.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Why that’s…..that’s……FAKE VINTAGE!….

          • Hemp Dogbane

            The famed “Willendorf Selfie.”

  • Teecha

    Maybe the non mad press should just stop going.
    Starve the lot of them of the oxygen of attention. Just report what is actually happening.

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      But Dorothy and Toto would never find who the man behind the curtain was if they never journeyed to Oz.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
    • Suse

      It’s not a question of where my neck is, Itt. It’s a question of where my balls went. Period!

  • whitroth

    I’ve only got one question for Spicer: so, are you saving up and making the best possible use of your connections to get rich? I mean, given that NO ONE WILL EVER HIRE YOU AGAIN FOR ANYTHING, NOT EVEN DOG CATCHER after you’re no longer Trumpolini House Press Secretary….

  • Sheepshagger

    Exclusive footage of Office Of Legal Counsel discussions at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:

    https://i.imgur.com/b0mwHD1.gifv

  • BadKitty904

    I remember when Will “Wire” Tapps opened for Frampton in ’77, maaan…

    • Liberoid Ron

      I always said he should never have gone electric.

      • Suse

        Bob Dylan libelz!

      • Weevie

        I had a Japanese roommate named Mikio for a semester in college, could barely speak English, but came to USA singing “YOU! YOU!”
        He loved to say that all the time, funny dude!

  • maxneanderthal

    If I were FBI director, and assuming I still want govt employment above shit-shoveller level later in my life, I’d start taking some long-view decisions right about now….

  • Maree Martin

    When I heard him call Michael Flynn “just a volunteer” and say that Paul Manafort played a “very limited role for a very limited time,” I wondered who was supposed to buy that. Was it just Trump’s idiot supporters? If so he hardly had to go to such extremes…the moron minions will believe anything coming from the Great Leader. Or was it that the administration knows what is about to come out, and they are distancing themselves from certain people right now?

    • How about “Flynn was being paid by the Russians. Hence, he had no need of our paying him, so he was a volunteer!”

      • JurisGal

        Love it, I haven’t laughed and wept this much since the election.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    All that lying must be exhausting.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      He learned to lie from Roy Cohn. He also learned to never admit you did anything wrong, and to accuse the other party of doing the same thing that you did.

      • Weevie
      • tkingt

        Roy Cohn was a detestable human being. In bed with Nixon and Joe “alcoholic” McCarthy. A trio of evil assholes.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        And deny you are gay even though you’ve had gonorrhea in both the throat and the rectum.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Cohn once said something like “the least gay thing in the world is fucking another man in the ass.” Sure, that makes total sense.

  • boyblue123

    Look at Obama wiretapping whilst I steal your healthcare, meals on wheels and Sesame Street

  • WotsAllThisThen

    I would not “tapp” that.

  • Suse
  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I’ve been away from the ‘puter most of the day, did we all see this?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNczhl-zIe8

    • Weevie

      Perfect!

  • Am I the only literature nerd who keeps thinking of The King in Yellow every time Spicer says “unmask”? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/51b479f815cc29c844629223a5507603fbf8a68a507b6bc47b3a092f6e6b9d67.png

    • shastakoala

      I’m still iron(ing) that one out.

  • Rick Hill
    • tapp_my_wire,please

      Donald thinks Quantum Chemistry was a TV series from the ’90s

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        “Kent. This is God speaking….”

    • Weevie

      Didn’t know that, so she and Trump would never associate with each other unless they were forced to?
      What would they talk about socially? What if she said what she really thinks?

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    This is FABULOUS:
    “The assistant U.S. Attorney who led public-corruption prosecutions under now-fired Preet Bharara is taking on a new gig probing the Trump administration, reports The Wall Street Journal. Howard Master, who helped lead the CityTime payroll and Sheldon Silver cases, will now work for New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman as senior enforcement counsel, focusing on issues relating to the Trump White House and public corruption in general.”

    Schneiderman HATES Trump, and could potentially be the person who takes him down.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/03/new-york-ag-hires-bharara-corruption-guy-to-look-into-trump.html

    • Weevie

      here ya go, the big guns
      https://unitedtoprotectdemocracy.org/

      • yyyaz

        That sneaky blah guy…I’m just glad they found a good name that hasn’t already been hijacked by the Kochroaches and Adelsons.

    • Mike Steele

      This could work, as we all know Whiny McTinyhands couldn’t even hold his own in a NY street brawl as a kid… instead, he beat up a teacher.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    You guys, We have just created a Dutch platform on which we are going to follow every single member of parliament on twitter to see if their words are the same as their actions and I am going to follow and tweet about one VVD member. This is when democracy meets internet 2.0

    • yyyaz

      Very cool, kudos!

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        And just confirmed That I’ll be following and confronting https://twitter.com/MalikAzmani

        psyched That I can be a part of democracy this little yet this big.

        • FlownΩver

          All democracy is big, and this step is vital to its survival. We should replicate it X 535.

    • Weevie

      About time the good guys got into the fray! Nice!

    • Jukesgrrl

      Please keep us posted on how this is going. I’m very interested.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        On Twitter we are now organizing an IRL meet up with all the tweeps to discuss tactics and share ideas.

  • Sheepshagger
    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      OK, when an almost-failed state starts throwing shade your way: ouch!

      • When an almost-failed state which is only propped up by YOUR military backing feels they can get away with throwing shade, it’s game over.

        • Barbarahbillings

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj611d:
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          !mj611d:
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  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    Wonkette predicts that Flynn’s “unmasking” is but the first chapter of the story of the downfall of the Trump regime, and that half these fuckers will end up in prison. JUST SAYING.

    Red Letter Date. 20 March, 2017.

  • CeeQ

    Michael Flynn contacted the Russians. Got caught up in incidental collection of intel cuz he couldn’t remember that we were probably surveiling the Russians. He lied and lied and then got caught lying but before that his boss already knew he had lied but he only got fired because this was all leaked to the press. Then Trump went crazy (more crazy) and accused Obama of illegal spying of American citizens. Then everyone in the world pointed and laughed forever at Trump.

    So NOW all the wire tapps Obama did during 2016 are because of Michael Flynn’s secrets being leaked in 2017.

    Yes I know those are two completely separate timelines. That couldn’t possibly exist at the same time. But I’m Sean Spicer and I am here to bend time and space to prove that Trump’s hands are not at all small or irregular in any way. Therefore he is the greatest President that ever lived. Amen forever. Period.

    • Edith Prickly

      It is a TROO FAKT that Obama stole a TARDIS from the Time Lords and has been orchestrating Operation #Trumpfail with the Daleks for several decades. Exterminate!!

      • i don’t know why he didn’t just orchestrate #hillarywins in the first place.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        And placed his birth announcement in a Hawaiian newspaper.

  • OrG

    He’s not a very good liar.

  • AJ Milne

    Erm… I probably shouldn’t even _say_ just what an own goal that was, Rabies Spice. Y’know, never interrupt an opponent when he’s shooting himself in the foot…

    But I gotta chortle. ‘Unmask’? Really? _That’s_ the imagery you want to leave in people’s minds?

    (And listen, guy, if what you’re really saying here is you want out, ya gotta grasp: Donnie’s a bit slow. That’s _still_ probably a bit too subtle for him… You want the boot, just ‘fumble’ and concede his polls ‘could be better’.)

  • Mel

    I keep seeing a picture of Spicer dressed as the Easter Bunny. As a grown ass man. Not even a homeless, down-on-his-luck, trying-to-not-sell-plasma-this-week-or-do-gay-for-pay-just-to-live, sort of man. A regular, presumably educated, reasonably respectable man. Being the Easter Bunny. No. Nah. Nope. No integrity ever. Just another douche so desperate to get into the best frat on campus that he will do whatever. Write your paper, lick your nutsack, chug 27 beers, be the Easter bunny, lie on national television every single goddamn day while the world burns….Whatever. just in this case the frat house is @ 1600.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I’m waiting for him to pull out a big pocket watch, do a double take, and say: “I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!”….

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Don’t forget the gum. That prolly started as hazing.

  • Jukesgrrl

    I don’t know how those reporters restrain themselves from rushing the stage and tearing that idiot limb from limb. They must take a fuckton of Valium before they go in there. As for Spicer, has he no shame? He has experience dressing up in character costumes so he could go get a respectable job at Disneyworld or something. He will be scorned for the rest of history and he will deserve it.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    To me, the confirmation that Trump was just making crap up when it came to his ridiculous “wire-tap” tweets was a foregone conclusion. Anybody who says they believed that is either lying (and doesn’t care) but saying that because they think it makes Democrats mad, or they have a “50 shades of gray/tie-me-up-and-hurt-me” kind of relationship with Trump in their imaginations.

    The real fun was when Trump got fact checked in near real-time by the Directors of the FBI and NSA while lying on twitter.

  • tkingt

    Behind the scenes, there is a rumor that little Sean is close to a nervous breakdown. He was examined by a doctor recently and placed on medication. I received this info from a “very reliable source”. I look forward to his meltdown.

    • Khavrinen

      A very reliable source inside the Trump administration? Not sure such a thing is possible…

  • canes_pugnaces

    Imagine your job is to stand up five days a week and willingly defend the lies (and spin a few of your own for fun) of a sociopath and pathological liar. How much would it be worth? Spicer makes roughly $120K per year. It leads me to believe he enjoys this.

    • TundraGrifter

      Remember – the only people Donald J. Trump can hire are people willing to work for Donald J. Trump.

    • Blackest Noobs

      that doesn’t even come close to the neighborhood to get me to do that shit…it’s not even a fraction of what it would take…more like a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the amount.

      120K?

      wow Trump got BunnyMan for cheap.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Right? I mean, I don’t want to sound fancy, but 120K? That’s not even enough for a European vacation every year where I live.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I wouldn’t do it for less than 19% of a money-laundering operation, but that’s just because I am idealist.

  • TundraGrifter

    “It’s not a question of a date, it’s a question of where we get answers.”

    Uh – shouldn’t that be “when” and not “where?”

    “You look at someone like Michael Flynn, and you ask the question, how does an American citizen who should be protected by law from having their identity unmasked…”

    “Identify unmasked?” Is he a superhero? If he’s not Gen. Flynn, who the hell is he?

    • Cold War Supervillain The Foreign Agent strikes again.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Yeah, that “unmasked” ploy is going to bite the Trump régime on the butt bigly.

      If Flynn were our undercover resource, sure that secret should be kept.

      But I thought it was precisely the job of our security agencies to unmask spies and secret foreign agents.

  • Lefty Wright

    Somebody needs to add a laugh track to Spicer’s briefings. That way, we can tell where the jokes are and we can laugh with him.

    • George

      It’s all a joke. And none of it is a joke. He’s Schrödinger’s press secretary. Is the republic living or dead? No one will know until we open the box in four (or…sigh…eight) years.

      • Blackest Noobs

        given how shakey their first couple of days i dunno if the Trump administration itself could survive six more months never mind 4 or even 8 years.

        it really depends on the depth Republicans are willing to go…and already we’re starting to see some breaking rank…so maybe not much deeper.

  • Mavenmaven

    It must be rough for Spicey, knowing that he can’t even get the usual job at Fox after this gig is up (hopefully soon).

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I just imagine him the minute before he steps into the room….

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He’ll get that job at Fox, don’t you worry. They’ll make him a fourth ‘n’ Friend, a job for which he is eminently suited.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Why don’t they just laugh at him outloud?…

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Why doesn’t he just stand there and read “My Pet Goat?” That would show way more integrity than what he does right now.

  • mardam422

    What we really should be looking at is why all these questions I can’t answer. There are issues here, like why won’t you leave me alone, that the American people deserve answers too.

  • Paperless Tiger

    What’s the deal with having his identity unmasked? Is he Bruce Wayne? Did Flynn really imagine he could be Trump’s National Security Advisor and still keep moonlighting with Russia? I wonder if any of these creeps have any concept of public service. It’s like they barely put up a front.

    • Oxidation Suspenders

      None of this scurvy lot have an interest in public service. They are
      all grifty AF, and willing to lie, cheat and
      steal to get their hands on money wherever they can get it. There was this one candidate for President who had a
      30 year career of proven public service, but lazy uninformed conspiracy
      theory believing voters heard that she did emailz and benghaziz and voted for a con man. And here we are.

    • Alan

      Public service. Hahahahaha.

  • Poly_Ester

    Has the Secret Service moved the VEEP to a secret, secure location, yet?

  • paxpax

    Evan, honestly this is the best prose I’ve read in weeks.

  • Blackest Noobs

    ok let’s say we do indeed live in bizzaro world..and yes the leaker is OBVIOUSLY the worst offender in this situation…it still doesn’t change the fact the thing that was leaked was that General “I GOT MY ASS FIRED FROM THE PENTAGON” Flynn is a scumbag piece of shit who apparently would do anything for a foreign dollar crook?!?

    like it doesn’t make Mikey a fucking angel by any fucking means…he’s still a fucking crook…like what part of THAT don’t they understand.

  • Relativicus

    “The prosecution says my client was apprehended with a briefcase containing $1.5 million in cash stolen from the First National Bank. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I am telling you that’s preposterous! Why, I ask you… why would my client rob the First National Bank when he already had a briefcase containing $1.5 million in cash?!?

  • Brad H

    I watched that presser this morning (Hawaii Time) and all I can say is thank God I’m not a reporter tasked with covering Spicer. I practically fell out of my chair when he said that Manafort played “a very limited role for a very limited time.” I wish some reporter would have yelled “You lying sack of shit – Manafort was the goddamned campaign manager for six months, Motherfucker.” and walked out (followed by the entire press corp).

  • Ω cynmac will never surrender

    Twitter is having big fun with “had a limited role”.

    My mother had a #VeryLimitedRole in my birth. ~ Sean Spicer pic.twitter.com/ZPKzDKwZ1z— McSpocky™ 👽 (@mcspocky) March 20, 2017

    • Brad H

      You know, by the Shitgibbon administration’s metric, 9 months would probably also count as #VeryLimitedTime as well.

  • Alan

    Good news is that if he finds where he misplaced his integrity he might find his testicles at the same time.

    • Brad H

      Misplaced? More like traded to Satan (though that’s rather insulting to Satan).

      • Alan

        Valid point.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Don’t forget that this is a guy who used to wear a White House bunny suit while posing for a photo-op with Denny Hastert.

      Misplacing integrity is his career.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      I don’t think he ever possessed either one.

  • Relativicus

    I’m old enough to remember when it didn’t matter that the emails were hacked.

    • Alan

      Because there were no emails back then?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Yup. Only rotary phones.

        • Ill-Advised

          You had rotary phones? We had to yodel.

          • Duke

            My mom whistled for me.

            I still have a rotary phone. Makes a nice, rich, ding-a-ling sound when people call the landline.

            Landline.

          • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

            Luxury! We had to use ox horns and Morse code.

    • Delu

      I’m old enough to remember when having emails when named Hillary wasn’t a crime.

      But America forgot that as recently as a few months ago.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      So you are, what, about six months old?

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    This is clearly a man who attended the, Even if she catches you in bed with another girl, you just deny it School of Rhetoric. Arguments based on “hey, look at what that other guy did”, are very popular at that particular institution of lower learning.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Well, yes she is technically “another girl,” but doesn’t she represent “The Eternal Feminine?”

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Better than that- “You’re the bad one for not knocking before you walked into our bedroom!”

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Ernst Röhm had only a minor role in this administration.

    • thixotropic jerk

      Goëbbels was just a volunteer for der Trumpfh campaign

  • SadDemInTex

    Melissa McCarthy please save us.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I heard she’ll be back on SNL sometime in April.
      And –OMG just checked calender–this year April 1st lands on a Saturday.
      That would be too perfect.

      • SadDemInTex

        That will be amazing!

  • Panika MCD

    didn’t someone who worked with Spice Spice Baby on the Ted Cruz campaign say he seemed like a hostage? I mean this has got to be THE LAST job he’ll ever have. no one’s going to trust him to flip burgers or not put cameras in the ladies bathrooms as a janitor or ANYTHING. he’s got to stay and make as much as he can because he stupidly signed that NDA.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I suppose this is what comes of the alt-right’s habitually grifting followers with bullshit: that’s all they know how to do and they forget the professional media, long term gov. employees, and the intel agencies won’t be fooled for long, or deterred by, face saving, fig leaf lies. Trump and co. are their own worst enemies: they could leverage their propaganda/connections to get him into the White House, but they won’t be able to keep him there.

    Meanwhile Putie is probably having buyer’s remorse, and the Alt-right is coming to the belated understanding they were stronger and more profitable bitching from the sidelines about “the NWO Illuminati that controls the gubmint” instead of becoming the gubmint and looking like complete laughingstocks.

    As painful as this has been, and will continue to be for at least as long as the Trump Reich is in office, in the long run this might destroy the Alt-right as we know it.

    • artem1s

      well probably won’t destroy it, but it will definitely have Trump stink all over it for a few decades at least. Maybe even the GOP will be embarrassed to be seen publicly with them again.

      • C4TWOMAN

        And when some Steinbot or Libertarian Party wanker starts bleating about needing an “outsider” to “shake things up”, we can tell them to “shut the fuck up” without feeling even slightly bad about it.

    • HarpyLibtart

      I’m just really, really looking forward to how they explain this entire period in children’s history textbooks…
      “In November 2016, a small but crucially located group of voters lost their collective goddamned minds because brown people and vaginas were scary, paving the way for Drumpf’s Electoral College victory and presaging the rise of the Fourth Reich, which then promptly collapsed because the Republican party and their alt-right minions are dumb grifty liars who hate everyone…after Drumpf’s impeachment, new voting laws were passed to restrict rampant gerrymandering and voter disenfranchisement and that’s why we have compulsory voting on a national public holiday now, kids.”
      (I know that last bit is unlikely, but let a girl dream)

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        you know those chapters of American History you read where the whole class winced and looked at the teacher with that WTF was wrong with them expression? This will be one of them in 20-30 years…

      • Rickyphoo

        It is a great dream! Hell of a lot better then the waking nightmare we are currently having.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        This dream is a good dream. I like this dream.

    • Jim Johnson

      The alt-right has no integrity or substance and is fueled by hatred, fear, insecurity, greed, and selfishness. Getting it all out in the air and sunshine will expose them for what they are: a toxic, anaerobic infestation of our body politic. So instead of their private circle jerk of trolls fluffing each other’s bad ideas, the public can now see they have been eating Breitbart’s, Bannon’s, Fox News’ and Trumpy’s shit sandwiches and it is painful and disgraceful to watch.

    • Erala Contratista

      Mmmmmhmm

      Alt-right-delete.

      Get the badge!

      • C4TWOMAN

        Oh man, someone has GOT to have done that already. Guess we can make our own if they haven’t….

        • Erala Contratista

          I keep looking for it. Wonkette? Need more stuff to sell us?

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Say “Michael Flynn” again, motherfucker! I dare you! I double-dog dare you! Say “Michael Flynn” one more motherfuckin’ time! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8190932855866c0a136e6b46f73574d8c84fab4b9ace296c308273a3290759e6.jpg

  • Thorn Spike

    Where is Manafort these days, anyway, Kim Philby’s dacha?

  • artem1s

    Hey Spicer, the term you are looking for isn’t ‘unmasked’, it’s ‘pantsed’.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    “We assume that, at some point in his life, Sean Spicer has possessed some modicum of personal integrity.”

    Haha, I looked it up. The answer is no, but he did wear a nice uniform. Also, his wife is VP for communications at the National Beer Wholesalers Association. Imagine her walking in at work on Mondays.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Spicey used to get the sads when they’d unmask the bad guy in Scoobie Doo, too. Melissa needs to just chew gum and shut up.

  • BJW

    Evan, Evan, Evan. Good articles (ALL of them). But I can see you need something more fun to talk about. Like how sexxxy Justin Trudeau is, something FUN. These fuckheads are creating way too much bad and unfun news. (Although if the FBI finds the smoking gun, it’s all good!)

    • Duke

      Yeah… More fun posts. Like movie reviews; snarky style.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        sounds like Happy Nice Time People

  • Greyhame

    Let’s not forget that Manafort, potential Russian asset that he is, was also the one who arranged for Mike Pence to be installed as the VP pick.

  • The Reverend Stu’

    I did notice the Drumpf Dam was extensively patched with rather foul smelling chewed gum.

  • CATMAN

    Wow–we’re back to 1972 again where the “leakers” are the problem for the President and not the underlying bad behavior. Trump is twice as paranoid as Nixon and one quarter as smart

    • Vacuous Virgina

      1/4?

  • masked mumbler

    “Unmasked” is a very interesting turn of phrase for Spicey to use here. Masks are for criminals and trick-or-treaters, and it sure as hell ain’t Halloween.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Little Donnie doesn’t call him Lyin’ Sean for nuthin’.

  • geoffalnutt

    Spicey is never gonna be “fetch”. Never.

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Jesus…these people.

  • “We assume that, at some point in his life, Sean Spicer has possessed some modicum of personal integrity.”

    Nope, nope, and also nope.

  • rubikcube

    I hear a muted slide trombone…wha waah.

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