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As you know, Angela Merkel, the leader of the free world, is in America this week, because even she knows you have to meet with common tinpot wannabe dictators like Donald Trump sometimes. American leaders did the same for decades before November 8, 2016, when things, ya know, changed.

During their very awkward press conference Friday afternoon, a reporter tried to ask Trump about his lying bullshit about Barack Obama doing a “wire tapp” to him, and as he doubled down and petulantly refused to admit that he’s a bad stupid person who is stupid and bad, and also lies a lot, he tried (“tried”) to add some levity to the situation by referring to the Obama administration and, motioning to Merkel, said, “at least we have something in common, perhaps.” GET IT? OBAMA DID A “WIRE TAPP” TO HER TOO! LOL! FUNNY! WE ARE SORRY BUT ANGELA MERKEL DOES NOT GET YOUR “JOKES,” DONALD TRUMP, AS THEY ARE NOT GROUNDED IN ANY SORT OF TANGIBLE REALITY!

Merkel’s body language in this video is everything. It will renew your spirit. You will laugh your gonads off. Then you will experience a moment of bittersweet sadness, as you realize that you are literally LOLing at the German chancellor humiliating the American president. But then you will start laughing again and it’ll all be OK:

Did you catch that? Here, watch it from this angle, with the close-up on Merkel’s face from the side:

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING.

Trump is of course referring to that thing what happened when the over-rated, failing Wikileaks released that shit that showed America had spied on Germany, and Merkel and Obama had to pretend to be all “oh no, awkward!” because the truth — that Trump would know if he knew ONE SOLITARY BAG OF DICKS about foreign policy — is that everybody (who isn’t dumb) knows that everybody spies on everybody, because that’s how the world is. The only awkward thing about it was that Obama and Merkel had to acknowledge it. Then they went back to being BFFs immediately, because they love each other.

Oh wait, we guess the other awkward thing is that Merkel knows Trump is lying about Obama doing a “wire tapp” to him.

We’re sure Barry Bamz and Angela Merkel will have a hearty laugh later on this evening when they talk on their super secret Obama “wire tapp” phones, about what a dumb douche-nugget Donald Trump is.

Then they’ll go back to spying on Trump through his microwave.

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  • whitroth

    Now, I despise Merkel, for what she did and is doing to countries like Greece and Spain… but she’s been around the block a couple times, and has some idea of what she’s doing.

    This dickwad can’t even do St. Paddy’s Day right…

    Oh, and he walked back what Spicer and his own Nat’l Security Advisor told the UK… about not talking about them wiretapping him….

    • Rick Hill

      Proly go to an Irish pub…and order a wine spritzer

    • Courser_Resistance

      True, but she also allowed Germany to take in tons of immigrants last year, which I saw as a great act of heroism. Granted there are structural reasons why Germany and a few Scandinavian countries are open to immigration.

      • Lamashtar

        She also caused a surge in the mass migration. People died because of her foolish statements.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      You might want to give some consideration to what Greece and Spain did to themselves. Especially Greece.

      • Lamashtar

        Most Greeks don’t want to face the depth of corruption that led them to that fate.

  • Too bad Trump is not a terrified dog on the New Zealand tarmac.

  • Rick Hill

    And, the best way to describe this, is they are starting to hit their stride. Last two months were only a warmup

  • Then Trump refused to shake her hand
    https://twitter.com/jennifurret/status/842828763566022656

    • Rick Hill

      Only because he’s worried her grip is stronger than his.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Photo gold, him cringing under the pressure.

        • maxneanderthal

          Sweating like a cornered nun…

          • tapp_my_wire,please

            He gets that way when around women in pants.

      • FDRliberal

        “Only because he’s worried her grip is stronger than his.”

        Merkel’s physical grip is stronger than Trump’s, as well as her grip on reality.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        She’s gonna snatch him bald-headed at her first opportunity, I hope. Please oh please oh please.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Go, Angela. Move on him like a bitch and get there!

    • maxneanderthal

      It’s really obvious he suddenly remembered the hammering he took over his “handshake” (see what I did there with the quotes) with Trudeau, and realised that he hadn’t got a gnat’s cock of an idea what to do next. Shake/not shake/run away/none of the above/all of the above? Quick, check Breitfart to tell me what I should be thinking….

    • Me not sure

      He’s a germophobe and she’s a German. It just made sense to him.

      • jowgajen

        That word, it does not mean what you think.

        • Me not sure

          I’m channeling Trump, so you don’t have to.

    • Greyhame

      Well now I’m convinced, she reminds him too much of the mother that used to beat him mercilessly for wetting the bed well into his teens.

      • Lamashtar

        He does have sulky boy appearance there.

  • maxneanderthal

    That small sound will be the famous German sense of humour hitting the buffers…

  • FDRliberal

    “The ‘WTF DUDE?’ Look Angela Merkel Gave Donald Trump Today Will GIVE YOU LIFE”

    Thanks again James Comey for giving the USA an ignorant, stupid, bigoted, fucking buffoon who never fails to embarrass the USA.

    Fuck you Comey, fuck Putin, fuck the minority of idiots who voted for this unfit 70 year man-toddler, fuck the media for giving this scumbag free publicity.

    We the People, the robbed Majority, will continue to oppose this motherfucker until he resigns, is impeached, or croaks from the stress.

    Resist. #NotMyPresident

    • Gayer Than Thou

      At this very moment, in an alternate universe, Wonketteers are wetting themselves over video of two women, who are leaders of tow of the most powerful national on earth, meeting one another and not saying dumb things at each other. We, however, are here, with this mess.

    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      I checked out CNN about this; it included all the clips of when he insulted her. Considering her research before meeting with him included his Playboy interview, I am certain that she also reviewed the clips, in which he mispronounces her first name before calling a “failed leader.” His refusal to use the translation earpiece to hear what she was saying in German to to the reporters (she used one for his English remarks), was the same as his saying he did not care about what she had to say. She is fluent in English, but I am sure she wanted the nuance of German to hear his lame statements. It was also rude to the German reporters, but they see it and laugh and laugh.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    The Keystone Kops and the Three Stooges look on appalled, muttering sadly about the incompetence of the Trump regime:

    http://americannewsx.com/hot-off-the-press/white-house-cited-a-satire-story-to-defend-their-budget-seriously/

  • Clyde Barrow

    Jesus H Christ on rubber crutches, the Trump regime is showing itself to be strictly amateur hour. The ruling party in our present government is an embarrassing disgrace. I only wish there was really a hell for these fuckheads to burn in.

    • Crystalclear12

      They are working on the hell part, just wait ’til Trump’s budget passes.

  • NastyBossetti

    That is my mother-in-law’s same exact WTF face!

    • Hutch

      I’ve been on the receiving end of one of those looks more than once. And I’m not even close to being trumpish!

  • wide_stance_hubby

    I believe that is called, ‘shade n’ freude.’

    • FDRliberal

      “I believe that is called, ‘shade n’ freude.'”

      Das ist gut.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Etwas, das ich noch nie gesehen habe.

      • TJ Barke

        Ja!

      • Werewolf

        Hit me with your rhythm stick!

    • Crystalclear12

      How long have you been saving that?😀

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Not long at all, I swear!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Well played, sir.

    • jodyleek

      Oh, schnapp!

  • William
  • writersbloc

    psssst. Donnie…. they’re laughing AT YOU.

    • Crystalclear12

      That’s why they are pointing.

  • Me not sure

    She looked pissed off enough that she might invade Poland just to let off steam.

    • VirginiaLady

      Uhh, wait a second on that. Oh all right, but only because they have better beer.

  • Proud Liberal

    God damned media laughing like hyenas. Fuck ’em all.

    • FDRliberal

      When these turds in the media laugh, they strengthen, enable and normalize Trump.

      • Proud Liberal

        Indeed it does and it makes them look foolish. This is no laughing matter.

        • FDRliberal

          I was really pissed off when Spicer informed the media that the job reports which his scumbag boss claimed were “fake” for the last four years, were now legitimate, since the good news came under Trump’s “presidency”. Then the jerkoffs in the media giggled. Assholes.

          • Proud Liberal

            I know it. The fucking media is enabling the gaslighting of America.

    • Greyhame

      Not necessarily, he does tend to bring his own staff to these things to laugh at his shitty jokes (remember the CIA visit?)

      • Proud Liberal

        That is possible.

        • Greyhame

          (Although the press corps did laugh at Spicey’s huge, hilarious joke about the conditional reliability of unemployment statistics.)

    • wide_stance_hubby

      You know, he’s an idiot crossed with a madman and will likely kill us all, but oh gosh it’s so funny when The Donald is being ‘The Donald.’

  • Pinkham’s Law

    “Angela Merkel, the leader of the free world.” How sad that we have forfeited that title. Another thing for which I will never forgive him, or the Deporables that put him in office.

    • BrendaKay

      Yeah, I used to dream of a triple-threat: Hillary-Angela-Theresa. Sigh. At least we get to enjoy Angela staring daggers at him.

      • cmd resistor

        One of the saddest things was thinking how much fun that press conference would have been if it had been Hillary-Angela today.

        • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

          Imagine all the cute little jokes and quips they’d have!

          …and then be sad because there’s an orange rug instead of her.

          • cmd resistor

            Plus they’d actually be talking about real world issues at this conference, not having to answer questions about stupid stuff Donald Trump said.

      • Teecha

        We always knew that Theresa May wouldn’t be part of that gang. She’s not got the same goals as the other two.

        • BrendaKay

          I admit, I would not include her now… but I didn’t know her as well when I had that dream. Plus, I like groups of 3. There’s probably another female leader/badass who could be swapped in.

          • Teecha

            Maybe Nicola Sturgeon?

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    Had to watch with the sound off. Listening to Drumpf’s voice sends me into a hate frenzy.

    • Greyhame

      I’ve become all to familiar with that effect.

  • William
  • Begin Anew Day

    How is it diplomacy when donnie so loudly and abruptly passes prodigious gas at the German Prime Minister?

    Or is he still doing “locker room talk”?

  • memzilla Ω

    This is THE ACTUAL QUOTE Dolt 45 said about his claim being proven DEFCON LEVEL PANTS ON FIRE LYING about his saying he was wire “tapp”ed by the British GHCQ:

    “All we did was quote a certain very talented legal mind [Fox News’ Andrew Napolitano] who was the one responsible for saying that on television. I didn’t make an opinion on it. That was a statement made by a very talented lawyer on Fox. And so you shouldn’t be talking to me, you should be talking to Fox, OK?”

    If we could actually distill the capability to deflect that this orange shitgibbon has in his brain, we could build Star Trek force shield technology tomorrow.

    • cmd resistor

      Ok, so he “quoted” a guy that he did not mention but put “quotes” around the “wire tapp” which was supposed to let us know he might not really mean it if he got caught and besides it’s that non-quoted quoted guy who said it. Not confusing at all.

    • Reximus

      Judge Nap is an expert in BS’ing, he wrote a nice book about it

      Lies the Government Told You: Myth, Power, and Deception in American History (2010)

    • Opalescent Riddles

      No, shitgibbon, you and minionspice did not merely quote. You used the information to bolster a fraudulent claim that a “wire tapp” had been perpetrated. You offered it as truth, which is the same as making an opinion on it.

  • BadKitty904

    OT: Are the Dems that feeble and ineffectual? What’s it going to stake to stop this? Civil war?

    Republicans Move to Curb Dem Powers in the States
    http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/324309-republicans-move-to-restrict-dem-powers-in-the-states

    • Proud Liberal

      We need a revolution. This shit has got to stop!

      • Jason

        Depeche Mode has a new song. I think the wrong people answered the call.

      • Jason

        Sorry I was reading comments when yours came up, that song was coming on the radio. Again sorry about that.

      • BadKitty904

        We need a Restoration. We were doing pretty OK until Russia first-strike put these traitors and collaborators in power. But we’ve got to oust and sooner rather than later. Time’s on their side.

    • TJ Barke

      Again, at what point does it become self defense to start shooting republicans.
      With votes…

      • BadKitty904

        I would rather We the Majority oust this cabal of traitors BEFORE that becomes necessary.

    • Marceline

      What would you like the Dems to do?

      • Lamashtar

        Quit compromising. Gorsuch should be blocked since Merrick Garland never was granted a hearing. I’m tired of hearing “it might be dangerous to become the party of “no.””

        • Marceline

          Okay. They block Gorsuch and then McConnell gets rid of the filibuster and Gorsuch ends up on the court anyway. Then what?

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      If they keep taking away our votes (and/or the effectiveness of same), we won’t have any Votes to With with.

      • BadKitty904

        That’s part of my concern. Yes, I understand the need for patience, but each minute that passes is in their favor, letting them abolish further liberties and strengthen their stranglehold on America.

  • Crystalclear12

    The Germans became the good guys.

    Well, maybe there hope for us.

    • True, but it took having their entire country utterly destroyed to get rid of Nazism. And even then, there are still wannabe Nazi twatwaffles trying to ‘make Germany great again.’

      I’d rather not have to have that happen here, especially now that nuclear weapons are involved.

    • Martini Ambassador

      Is it gonna take roughly a century of contrite reparations too? I feel like we are going to have a lot to spend logiez for, for a long time, before anybody likes us again.

  • William
  • Sardonicuss

    The leader of the free world met with a spray tanned rat headed psychopath.
    Buy that women a beer!

  • MynameisBlarney

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141730870

    Eric Holder begins push to end gerrymandering

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      I heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger (now that he’s no longer part of that “Hit Show”) also is going to be working on this.

      • FigaroPho

        Wow, Schwarzenegger has turned from the dark side?

  • memzilla Ω

    TO ANY GERMAN-SPEAKING WONKER WHO CAN LIP READ: puh-LEEZE, what was the word that Merkel muttered right at the end of the clip on the second video? Scheiße?
    Arsche? Something else?

    • SCHIZER! (It’s what i learned from Tom Tykwer movies)

    • JoeChristmas

      You know who else had something muttered at them in German?

      • The Wanderer

        Lord Halifax?

      • Tallmutha

        Nietzche’s mother and sister for the last 10 years of his life?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Sgt. Schultz?

      • OneYieldRegular

        Alsatians?

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Neville Chamberlain?

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Which clip? The one I just saw she didn;t say anything? But my bet would be verrückt since you can say that without people really noticing it.

  • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

    Yaknow…

    Germany’s looking reeaally super duper appealing as a country to move to right now.

    • William
      • The Wanderer

        I never had a bad beer there when I visited in 2006. One of the best was Koenig Ludwig Dunkel, a strong dark beer that grabbed you by the neck, tweaked you on the cheek and demanded that you pay attention to it. It was magnificent.

        • William

          My favorite was Erdinger. local brew.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          The altbiers of Dusseldorf were pretty stunning last year…

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        Waaant.

      • Pilotshark

        awww yes I remember being a young soldier in Germany, and walking into my first German McD`s.

        I stood there looking at the menu, must have been there for a few cause the lady said, you are American and you see BIER on the menu. I said YEP< give me 3 biers and a double cheese burger.

    • TJ Barke

      Careful, you might have to repel a Russian invasion.

      • Lamashtar

        Maybe its my military brainwashing, but I’d consider that a bonus. Keeps the mind focused.

        • TJ Barke

          I get that. I’ve always sort of wanted to be in the military. But I didn’t really want to go mow down third world peasants, so I didn’t.

    • Teecha

      It’s a lovely place. Friendly people. Nice parks and public spaces. My only complaint was that it was lacking in vegetables in the restaurants I went to this summer. Also, unexpected naked people. But that’s an observation rather than a complaint.

      My friend and I travelled around by rail and every train was on time and the whole cost of the trip (6 journeys ranging between 2 and 6 hours) was less than the cost of a two hour direct train journey back in the UK.

      • Lamashtar

        unexpected naked people

        • Teecha

          Yep. Munich. Watch out for surprise todgers.

  • Tallmutha

    I admit, I can’t make out the dialogue he quotes here. But I wasn’t there.
    https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/842775869823377409

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I feel like this might be the one point in history where Germany could announce that they were simply going to invade and take us over, and roughly 69% of the American public would be, like, “It’s probably for the better.”

      • Jennifer Nicole

        Bitte?!

        • Paganish

          Danke!

      • Crystalclear12

        I wonder if they will be charge of our war crimes trails?

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          The Trump tower trials.

      • chicken thief

        Universal healthcare at last!

      • YourNameHere

        I’m fine with it.

    • Sardonicuss

      Nein. Not falling for that Kuhscheiße

    • laughingnome

      Trump wanted to do the old Sieg Heil but she told him no. So he’s very disappointed.

    • Laffing Crow

      Soon, “to sit in the yellow chair” will be a euphemism for torture.

      • Creepoman

        Trying . . . to . . . resist. . . urge. . . to . . . make . . . Russian pee-hooker . . . comment. Failed.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      She knows where it’s been. Would not touch.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Trump (to himself): Hold it in hold it in, come on anus, you can do it. Farting is for losers! Anus, don’t let me down!

  • William
    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Aaaaaaannnnnnd, stolen!

      • Jeff Ackerman

        There was a gentleman that ran poodles as a sled dog team, John Suter
        https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp-content/uploads/sites/56/2016/03/alfpoodles.png

        • Shibusa

          Apropos of nothing but I loved ‘Winterdance: The Fine Madness of Running the Iditarod’ by Gary Paulsen–funny, poignant, and interesting.

          • Jeff Ackerman

            My father came to Alaska in the 1920’s. He hauled mail and freight out of Valdez in the winter by dog team for many years. He thought people that mushed dogs for pleasure were nuts. Having taken care of sled dogs as a kid, ( I am OLD) I agree with him. You can shut a machine off, it doesn’t need to be fed, watered, exercised, visited by the vet, fight with others, bark and howl all night, break its chain and kill all the neighbors chickens (27 and 2 turkeys), run away, etc.

          • artem1s

            loved that book.

      • NellCote71

        And Facebook shared.

  • cmd resistor

    OT, but a source says that Preet Bharara was investigating Tom Price the HHS guy for stock irregular stuff when he got fired. Will be interesting to see where that goes. https://www.propublica.org/article/preet-bharara-fired-investigating-tom-price-hhs-stock-trading?utm_campaign=bt_twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

    • The Wanderer

      Nowhere.

    • Me not sure

      This just in : PREET-PRICE PROBE PROACTIVELY PREVENTED!

      • Pinkham’s Law

        That’s a lot of “P”ness there, that is.

        • Me not sure

          I feel bad that I left out pee hookers, but I just couldn’t make it work.

          • Teecha

            Pee-prossies probe?

          • Me not sure

            Damn! That close.

    • He was investigating Tillerson also, too.
      Funny how he got canned

      • Crystalclear12

        Like a clam!!

        I really did try to stop myself.

        • Shucky Ducky

          YOU MONSTER!11!!!

        • Which is why canned clams are WMD

  • dlemex

    Wouldn’t they be using their ObamaPhones?

  • Vecchioivan

    Vot der fuck?

  • ariel_gee_398

    I think all these foreign leaders come here thinking, “Sure, he seems like a buffoon, but he can’t be that bad.” And then they get here and meet him and realize he is. Her face is that moment of realization, when they just cannot figure out what the American people have done. See also, Shinzo Abe’s eyeroll.

    • maxneanderthal

      Wait’til the Chinese Premier sees him- now there’s a man with money, power, population and nukes. Try not to use the phrase “you people” Donnie….

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    What do you call Steve Bannon’s dick?

    President Trump.

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      What’s the diff’rence between the Hindenburg and Steve Bannon?

      None. They’re both flaming Nazi gasbags.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        What’s the difference between Bannon and a catfish?

        One is a scum sucking bottom dweller; the other is a fish.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          What do you call President Trump’s dick?

          Trust me, you don’t.

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Tiny?

          • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

            Nonexistent?

          • Crystalclear12

            Vestigial?

          • maxneanderthal

            Apparently there’s no connection between the length of fingers and the size of the you-know-what. Absolutely, No connection at all. Not in a million years. No sirree. Nothing to see here….

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            The lesser of two evils?

          • What do you call President Trump’s hair?

            Old Yeller

          • Shucky Ducky

            Except no one would cry if Dad took it out back and shot it.

          • MynameisBlarney
          • Little Lulu Ω

            “That thing that looks like a penis. Only smaller.”

      • memzilla Ω
        • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

          HAHA! Awesome!

        • YourNameHere

          He looks like he’s decaying.

        • Opalescent Riddles

          How about this:

          A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other was an actual airship.

    • Panika MCD

      an alternative fact.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Nice! And KaC has alternative orgasms.

        • Panika MCD

          according to the GOP, women are not supposed to have orgasms. it’s unnatural.

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            I think it voids the warranty or something.

          • Panika MCD

            you win this article.

    • Creepoman

      Ah, dick jokes. Our raison d’etre.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “The fire didn’t kill it, I guess”

      Guess that’s probably just what you say when you see it. I dunno?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      One thing in this wonderful world that I am thankful that I will never do is call Bannon’s dick.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I believe most people who do call it are calling it off, like an attack dog. “BAD DICK, BAD! GET DOWN OFF THE NICE LADY!”

  • William
    • Gayer Than Thou

      Wait, is Hillary holding the bowl, not the stem, of a glass of white wine? Thank the goddesses above we didn’t elect her.

      • Ironic twist of fate: Hillz is a brew drinker. Unlike Trump. So she really is someone you could have a beer with.
        *not sure if that is true or not but it makes sense that a brew drinker would not be holding the stem*

        • Jennifer Nicole

          I bet she loves mimosas.

          • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

            That fiend! (Mmmm, mimosas…)

      • Me not sure

        A wanton despoiler of the gift of Dionysus.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Relax. They’re just props. You don’t think anyone besides Nixon and maybe Dubya on occasion ever actually drank the stuff.

        • Panika MCD

          Shrub’s in AA…though there are rumors that he never quite kicked the coke habit.

      • Panika MCD

        meh, you know they’d both rather be taking shots. that’s why I voted for her!

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Fucking American!…

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Jesus if those two worked together in power I wouldn’t cross them for all the tea in China. But the world would be a fuck of a sight better for it. Too many “if only”s to bear….

      • Panika MCD

        well, she still has the Clinton Foundation. so they’ll still be working together. I nominate HRC for Secretary of State in Jerry Brown’s shadow government.

    • Tallmutha
    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Gaaaahhh! Stopit! 😢😢

  • Tallmutha

    I do hope he knows they were laughing at her reaction and not his “joke.”

    • Hospergar

      Not a chance.

    • Panika MCD

      he’ll probably go on a tweet storm about how we’re all dumb to think she wasn’t playing into the joke with him.

    • Eileen Besse

      HE KNOWS NOTHING OF THE SORT.

  • William
    • Sardonicuss

      She lurves Barack.

      • Proud Liberal

        So do I.

        • Sardonicuss

          Kate Mckinnon being Merkel lurving Barack is the best.

        • Eileen Besse

          Me, too.

      • Eileen Besse

        Why not?

    • Shucky Ducky

      Get a conference room, nerds.

  • Laffing Crow

    She was just giving him the look the whole world’s giving him. And he looks, appropriately, totally fuckin’ clueless and smug.

    • Hospergar

      She smiled, didn’t she? /s

  • TJ Barke

    Down with the Nazi occupied government!

    • Flashman

      I suppose we could start calling it the Vichy regeme, or the Quisling regeme.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Is a “Wire Tapp” phone a separate phone altogether, or does it come as an app I can use with my Obamaphone?

    • Panika MCD

      you can only get the app if you’re a Beyonce clonebot.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        That’s why it’s called “Sasha Fierce”. Malia is working on one of her own to spy on Pence.

        • Panika MCD

          I thought the blueprints moved back to Qatar with Ahmed Mohamed and his family.

    • NellCote71

      So, how come you got an Obamaphone and I did not?

  • JD Mulvey
  • snark-lurker

    OT “New Girl” & yoga pants go together well

  • YoBunnyBunny

    …that Trump would know if he knew ONE SOLITARY BAG OF DICKS about foreign policy — is that everybody (who isn’t dumb) knows that everybody spies on everybody, because that’s how the world is.

    But people spy on Dampnut because he is so SPECIAL!!1!1!1

    Seriously, he’s so out of touch with how things are done that he just thinks all this is “personal” and people are ripping his budget and throwing out his dumb executive orders and asking him QUESTIONS–OMG how is that even legal???–because people are mean to poor widdle Donnie Wonnie…

    Fuck this guy…

  • OT

    Is it just me or does this sound fucking sinister?
    https://twitter.com/teamtrace/status/842835467720646658

    • TJ Barke

      FUCKING NAZI OCCUPIED GOVERNMENT!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Sounds fucking illegal.

      • artem1s

        sounds like fucking Waco

    • maxneanderthal

      It’s SC. Even the fucking chipmunks are sinister…

    • Panika MCD

      sounds like what they’ve been doing for decades.

    • TJ Barke

      It’s like they’re getting ready to launch fucking juntas.

    • MynameisBlarney

      But…but…I thought doomsday preppers were paranoid, anti-govt. loonies.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Forget it Jake. It’s Spartanburg…

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      This would be terrifying, but for the fact that these groups are composed of a bunch of assholes who will end up shooting each other by accident or tweeting requests for snacks 2 weeks after holing up somewhere.

      • puredog

        From your lips to Crom’s ears.

    • chicken thief

      Those “sites” are typically referred to as “mom’s basement”.

    • YourNameHere

      Fyi actual peppers don’t tell people what they doing.

  • Saxo the Grammarian
  • Teecha

    He has no idea that everyone is laughing *at* him and not at his stupid cockfarting ‘joke’.

    Fucks sake. He’s such a fucking arse.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Merkel’s lucky Trump didn’t suggest they go get some “traditional German food” down at Der Wienerschnitzel.

  • The question is not is my microwave doing a wire tapping on me, the question is can I get free Netflix through the thing?

    God only knows what Nixon was doing with that old Radar Range my grandmother had in her kitchen.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c1b06e232323bc50c1614f39896c134a11ee7137b5ad2b575f702b2108dc0de.jpg

    HELPFUL HINT: Hold Baby in the proper position to maximize genital radiation bombardment. Someday Baby will make you some glowing grandbabies!

    • Panika MCD

      you mean she’s not about to put the babby in there with the babby food? I thought that’s why the things were so big!

      • It does sorta look like she’s baiting a Babby Trap, don’t it?

        • Panika MCD

          she’s not? that’s how all my friends got their babbies.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            I like the regulation baby booties. I hope that the mom made them herself, to prove her utility in the mom role. Can’t let her just fart around with her hair all day.

    • cmd resistor

      My mom had that haircut when I was that age. We didn’t have a wall oven, though.

      • NellCote71

        My mother had one of those broccoli-head haircuts. And we didn’t have a wall oven either.

        • cmd resistor

          What is a broccoli head haircut. DOes it involve hairspray?

          • NellCote71

            Tight little curls on top of the head arising from a head circling stalk of relatively straight hair. Yes, and lots of hairspray since back in the day, one’s hair was washed once a week.

          • cmd resistor

            I think I get it. Sort of a variation on the beehive.

        • puredog

          At that time, weren’t wall ovens kind of a Dachau thing?

          • NellCote71

            Nah. Not n Texas anyway. Put we were poor, one generation away from a wood-burning stove.

    • puredog

      Why that babby is not in a roasting pan with an apple in its mouth I will never understand. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Ryan?

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Ryan? He don’t care about that babby. That babby already done been borned.

    • Opalescent Riddles

      From this angle, that kid looks big enough to have its own mortgage.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    So…when does Twitler invade Germany?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Let’s hope, for the sake of the entire world, it’s the other way around.

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        German tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue while Dumpy hides in his bunker?

        • Slamtundra

          They actually will be greeted as liberators.

          • Lord Jim

            DAMMIT. SKUNKED AGAIN.

      • Lord Jim

        They’ll be greeted as liberators.

    • YourNameHere

      Eh, I’ve been meaning to improve my German.

  • Nightcrawler

    This image just reminds me of an elementary school teacher scolding a boy who was acting out of line in class today.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Her face! All the LOLZ :) Looks like she’s just as sick of his bullshit as we are!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    It’s just so tacky, uncivilized, ill-mannered, and just so fucking unaware to bring up a minor diplomatic faux-pas with a guest in public like that, to deflect from your own enormous failings, and then congratulate yourself. Fucking sledgehammer wit.

    What an ill-bred silver-spooned white trash gobshite he really is.

    • Panika MCD
      • Lefty Frizzell

        Took me a minute but I got there.

    • Shoto

      And lest we forget that Drumpf opened his remarks by yammering stupid shit about NATO being comprised of a buncha leeching deadbeat countries, and how we ain’t gonna stand for that shit no more.

      • YourNameHere

        You mean like the US?

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Exactly. That struck as something that A Idiot college student says because he didn’t prepare anything of substance to say for his in-class presentation. In fairness to all college A Idiots, he’s a 70 year old man and the fucking POTUS, FFS!!!

      • puredog

        “Sludgehammer” would seem to be the mot juste.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      He tried to make Obama look bad and ended up stepping on his own crank. OW: SSDD

  • Shoto

    Where can I get a super secret Obama “wire tapp” phone, dammit?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Have you looked in your microwave?

      • puredog

        Be sure to cover your face while you do so.

    • LarryHoudini

      If you’re Trump you can just whip it out of your ass, apparently.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      The abortionplex.

    • NellCote71

      Well, I never got the Obamaphone I was promised back when the wily Kenyan was president.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    When SNL does this, who gets to play Merkel, again?…

    • Sardonicuss

      KATE MCKINNON

      *Sorry for yelling..copy pasted from google for answer below.

    • Rick Hill

      Merkel’s going to come up to NY to do this herself and get a jab or two in at trump

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Rosie? Please let it be Rosie.

  • whitroth
    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Damn girl! You could kill shit with that glare. Reminds me of the Sister Mary Knuckles glare from 3rd grade.

    • leemoder

      She could knock the buzzard off a shit-wagon with that look.

    • Undocumented Skwerl!

      I’m throwing out my Ginsu knives and am just going to use Merkel’s stare.

    • maxneanderthal

      I suspect the milk in TRumps fridge has just turned to yoghurt- if not cheese…

    • Ωbjectifier

      When you get side-eyed in German.

  • Undocumented Skwerl!

    Do you know who else was a German Chancellor?

  • Asterix

    He wouldn’t shake Merkel’s hand… does he think she has girl cooties?

    That look – priceless!

    • dshwa

      After his little handshake game got revealed and the counter to it published, he’s not going to let a girl show him up.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        I would imagine Mrs Merkel could flatten Herr Cheetoface with one hand.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          A backhand he wouldn’t see coming. *Bap!!! thud*

        • miss_grundy

          I wish she had…

  • leemoder

    “is there nothing the Germans can’t do..?”

    I’m gonna say musical comedy.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Comedy in general?

    • maxneanderthal

      Springtime for Hitler?

    • “Die Fledermaus,” (or as a cinema in London once had it “Die! Fleidermaus” for it’s overnight horror extravaganza)

      • Weevie

        It’s not Die, Fieldmice!?

        • CindyinEncinitas

          That’s not very nice.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Emerge victorious?

    • Weevie

      That Gottergoddammerringinginmyears thing?

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Wrong. “Springtime for Hitler” anyone?

      • Bad Tom

        Brooklyn is in Germany now?
        Someone should tell Mel.

      • Jack Tenhet

        “Don’t be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi party!”

    • Ωbjectifier

      Take Stalingrad?

      • Weevie

        Right after that frozen catastrophe, the meth supply ran out.
        “we’re dead, how did we miss that?”

      • HogeyeGrex

        Tausendjähriges Reich?

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      Mexican food?
      (No they can’t. Take it from me.)

      • Ωbjectifier

        Sauerbraten chimichangas.

        • puredog

          YOU MONSTER!

        • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

          Sizzling plate of goulash to go on fajitas. I. am. not. making. that. up.

        • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

          Schweinebraten-Margharitas libelz!!1?!

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      make baking soda…

    • ahughes798

      Three Pennny Opera?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      You’re forgetting “Springtime for Hitler.”
      (Rats! Some Greater Mind beat me to it, below.)

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Pass an automobile emissions test without cheating?

  • dshwa

    How long before they all just stop talking to us?
    I’m serious, they’re just going to cut us out of the loop and make decisions without​ us at some point.

    • Jennifer R

      Probably already been happening.

      • dshwa

        Wouldn’t shock me.

      • Shoto

        I suspect many countries have cut Drumpf out of the loop, as it’s obvious that he’s out of his depth, and can’t be trusted with any information, let alone information of a sensitive nature.

        • dshwa

          Trump might be right, Obama is the shadow president with these guys.

          • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

            Can Bamz be the actual President again…? Please?

          • ltmcdies

            and I for one am fine with that

      • chicken thief

        Didn’t the Foreign Minister of Mexico already do that? Visit the US without notifying the State Department?

        • Ωbjectifier

          They tried to leave a message but ‘mailbox full’.

          • puredog

            “Voicemail for this account has not been set up yet.”

        • HogeyeGrex

          Is there anybody in the State Department to notify?

          • chicken thief

            Tillerson, but they prolly didn’t want to wake him.

          • Jack Tenhet

            So the answer is “no”. There is no State Department and that’s not likely to change anytime soon. A military state doesn’t need diplomats.

          • Bad Tom

            That is probably their actual thinking.

          • Jack Tenhet

            I think it is. I really wasn’t being snarky about it at all. They’re setting up all the pieces for a military state.

    • KnaveOfSwords

      IIRC, US Intelligence Agencies have already sent messages to Israel that they should be careful about sharing intel with the US that they don’t want to have passed along to Russia, or just broadcast on Twitter.

      • puredog

        It is known.

      • ahughes798

        They’ll pass it along right away, then.

    • Paperless Tiger

      A Balkan country is said to have intercepted Trump’s conversations with Russian agents. They remain anonymous to avoid reprisal. They may have shared the intercepts with German and British intelligence. USA is not in that loop.

      • puredog

        Link?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      They’ll have to -we have no State Department…

    • Jack Tenhet

      They really should just leave us out of the loop. America is being run by a bunch of serial abusers who can’t be trusted with anything. For their own sake, the saner nations need to cut us off completely until we can sort all this out.

      • puredog

        I am tempted to agree, except that isolating Donnie might trigger his worst instincts (I know, who could tell), and they may just have to suck it up and be BETTER than we currently are in hopes of salvaging the long-range survival of the species. Who knew diplomacy could be so complicated?

        • Jack Tenhet

          I agree with your assessment. Isolationism is exactly what these people want. They are serial abusers and they need to isolate us from the rest of the world so they’re the only source of anything, making us completely dependent on them.

          I think we need to face the fact that we’re not dealing with rational people anymore. We’re dealing with malicious people who have been given free reign to destroy everything like the petulant children they really are. There are no reasons, so we need to stop looking for them. We are hostages of a demented party.

          It’s hard for people like me because I need to understand and I naturally gravitate towards empathy. However, in this case, it’s just not healthy to apply empathy to psychopathic behavior. We have to write these people off for our own self-preservation. Abusers don’t change and never admit their faults. I have a lot of personal experience with this, so I saw 45 coming a thousand miles away.

          Logic is out the window. Reason does not apply here. Empathy should be reserved for those who deserve it. It’s past time to cut these people and anyone who still supports them out of our lives.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            I’m not sure it is isolation. I think it is more like reality. Little Donnie wants to have the ball and make the rules. So the other kids just move on down the field and play the game as it has been played. Little Donnie can throw the ball and catch it, beat off, or watch what happens. Maybe he’ll wise up if he sees what is happening. But I doubt it. Then he isolates himself.

    • Liberoid Ron

      Pretty sure that’s already happening. A new version of the TPP is going ahead without the US. Canada has been putting together a free-trade deal with Europe. And I am quite sure there are already military plans in place for if/when the US decides not to honour its NATO commitments, because that’s what grown-ups do, PLAN.

    • artem1s

      best thing for them and the rest of the world really.

    • YourNameHere

      It’s already happening in a pretty serious way. It’s just not going to full steam hit us for another six months.

  • Reximus
  • cafiene

    Same look as when he insulted the German reporter. That whole pc was riveting.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    For my own Sanity, imma blow this galaxy and hang out in Andromeda this weekend.

    • TJ Barke

      It doesn’t come out until Tuesday though.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        I was already getting jealous.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        5 Dollars for early access. Yeah, it’s an EA gimmick, but I’d rather spend 5 bucks for that than a glass of wine.

        • TJ Barke

          How early of access?

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            Since Thursday I believe. 10 hours of play before the unlock hits on the 21st. I;ve spent my ten already…

          • TJ Barke

            I tried this morning. Not into it. I was hoping this would make me love ME again… No such luck.

    • Bad Tom

      TAKE US WITH YOU!!!
      please?

      • MynameisBlarney
        • Bad Tom

          ALIEN PILOT: I have antimatter interstellar warp drive, can make extreme maneuvers at a thousand gravities, and live ten thousand of your years. I do not need Ameros. But you look like you might be tasty. Come aboard.

    • Hope it’s not too much of a STRAIN.

      (It’s funny if you’re old like me)

    • You wont make it, there’s a massive hold-up round the Greater Magellanic Cloud

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        And it’s down to one lane through the Oort cloud.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          And there aint no Sanity Clause…

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          And it would be clear sailing if the Space Republicans weren’t shooting down every galactic mass transit proposal.

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            I hate the beach traffic.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Take the back way and when you get to the bridge, give me a call and I’ll tell you what the answer is when you see the troll.

        • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

          You kids don’t shut up, I’m turning this spaceship around and going back to America!

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            “But Moooooommmmm! He was poking me!”

    • Nockular cavity

      We are not taking immigrants, so you can hie right back to your own galaxy. MAKE ANDROMEDA GREAT AGAIN!

    • Dudleydidwrong

      On your way out, just nuke this place from orbit, will ya?

      • Tokays_don’t_blink

        It’s the only way to be sure.

    • sadboy

      While you’re there, could you deliver these two million kilts to the planet Skyron? There’s a race of tennis-obsessed blancmanges there that are really keen on kilts…

  • CeeQ

    Merkel to Bamz later tonight:

    “…..and THEN he was all HAW HAW HEE we were both wire tapped by Obama! Ugh. What a dickhead.”

    “OK so seriously dude you got us all. This is a punking, right? VERY FUNNY HA HA. Tell Hillz to come out!! I get it now. Hillz!!???? Hillz!!!??? Seriously guys, this isn’t funny anymore. 😳😳😳😳”

  • DahBoner

    As you know, Angela Merkel, the leader of the free world…
    Miss Long Island Approves this message.
    https://media0.giphy.com/media/DEmdifJ2IKkk8/giphy.gif

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Trumps attempt at levity fail because he’s a vile, sociopathic narcissist and everyone hates him…

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, that….and his timing sucks.

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        And…well, he just sucks in general.

      • marxalot

        So does his delivery. There’s a difference between “throw away” and “diffidently shove.”

      • Jack Tenhet

        His material isn’t worth shit either. Poor timing, lousy material, and piss poor delivery.

        At least Ford and Dubya had some physical comedy experience. This guy is just flop sweat with a clown-tie and a cheap suit.

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      Also too he’s never said anything remotely funny, not once.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Not intentionally, anyway.

      • puredog

        Once, at the Al Smith dinner. Certainly scripted, though.

      • Liberoid Ron

        Objection! Practically everything he says is hilariously funny!

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    If only looks really could…vote…

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Kill the Republicans in 2018!

      With VOTES!

  • dshwa

    How long before foreign leaders start setting up dinners with Obama instead when they visit? Sorry old chap, gonna go see Barrack tonight. Rain check?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Or with Bamz and Hillz.

      That would be fuckin hilarious…and depressing at the same time.

      • dshwa

        Can you imagine the Twitter rages?

        • Liberoid Ron

          Yes. They may keep me warm and happy tonight.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Or the Democrats in Congress …..

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Or OHJB.

    • Cliff Hendroval

      I was just thinking exactly the same thing. Cut the meeting short and run out, saying “Michelle’s making meat loaf tonight!”

  • Shibusa
    • MynameisBlarney

      Meh…
      His rants are good, but he’s part of the Big Fake News Propaganda Machine.
      If he really gave a shit, he’d have left fox years ago.

      • TJ Barke

        Maybe he feels like he’s the one person there that isn’t garbage.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          He must keep his suitcase packed…

        • Charon_69

          he’s hoping to hit the jackpot with a harassment suit but just can’t fit in a skirt…

        • MynameisBlarney

          Lay down with dogs, etc…

          • ltmcdies

            I imagine he gets paid well by Murdoch to do just what he did in this clip, pull FOX’s balls out of the legal fire when their other ” so called ” correspondents say stupid shit on air.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Shep is who they point to when they need to show that “fair and balanced” BS.

    • miss_grundy

      He really must hate working for Faux News.

  • proudgrampa

    That’s exactly the look I got from my mom whenever I said somehing stupid.

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      Otherwise known as the look I get a least once a day from Mrs. JustDont.

      • ahughes798

        It’s called the lizard eye. It comes right before the cast-iron skillet.

        • Tokays_don’t_blink

          Hey! I resemble that remark!

          • ahughes798

            Sorry, man. Personally, I love lizards.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    “Um Gottes willen! Everybody said the man was an absolute fool! I thought to myself: ‘surely he cannot be that bad!’ I was wrong! He’s WORSE! Verfluchte scheisskerl!”

    • Ωbjectifier

      Schweinehund!

      • ahughes798

        Harriger affe!

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Kleine Dachshundkopf!

    • sw19bunnies

      Ach du leibe zeit!

    • Charon_69

      “please baby, you’re making a german spectacle of yourself”

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Let’s trade Drumpf for two schnitzengruben.

    • Jack Tenhet

      Weiter den Kampf der mein fuhrer!

  • Weevie

    She’s pretty much written off Trump. I’d know that look anywhere!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      The German eyeroll.

    • ltmcdies

      yah…I suspect there will be lots of working around the Great Orange One by every other nation from here on in.

      • miss_grundy

        We will be able to see that at the next G-8 meeting. Whereas, when Bamz would attend these everyone wanted to have some face time with him, I bet no one will go near him. He will be as popular as Putin at this thing. Actually, he and Putin will be hanging out together alone.

  • tomamitai

    Does he still bring a peanut gallery to every presser to laugh and applaud at his unfunny popular vote losing ass?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Laugh track built into his teleprompter. Every time he farts it’s just like the theater audiences at their first viewing of the bean scene in Blazing Saddles.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    That look is also the realization that Germany is on their own. The US doesn’t have the mental capacity to help.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Oh, she knows that. The Germans know exactly where this sort of shit leads.

  • Bill Slider

    I think it is time watch that culture film, Bedtime for Bonzo.

  • CATMAN

    The most amazing part was when Donnie described FOX News nutcase Andrew Napalitano as “a brilliant legal mind”

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Donald hears from FoxNews that a delegation from the Grand Duchy of Fenwick is planning a WH visit and says he first needs to check with Ivanka’s schedule.

    • leemoder

      Hail, hail Freedonia…

      • Liberoid Ron

        /me imagines Rufus T Firefly meeting with DJT.
        /me imagines the conversation.
        /me falls over, unable to breathe from laughing.

      • President in Exile Firefly

        I approve of this comment.

    • Amy!

      Huh. Those guys are a power in the world longbow class.

      Think there’ll be a Q and A session?

  • Rick Hill

    Anyone taking bets on war breaking out with N Korea over the weekend?

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Won’t happen. China, South Korea and Japan would rather declare war on the US first as a pre-emptive strike to make sure they would not be nuked first.

      • Bad Tom

        So, it’s Armageddon instead?
        North Korea must be relieved.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Yeah try to keep Europe out of it. That would be great.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            Sorry, guys. Once Franz Ferdinand goes down the whole shitload gets dumped on everyone. Everyone piles on–that’s the way these treaty things work, isn’t it?

          • Bad Tom

            Armageddon doesn’t really work that way.

        • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

          Start stacking up on Stimpacks, Radaway and bottle caps now…

          • Bad Tom

            Iodine tablets: Almost useless, or completely useless?
            Discuss.

          • Tokays_don’t_blink

            Jet and Psycho libelz!!! But I could go for a nicely-seared radstag porterhouse. The apocalypse was never so sumptuous.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Friday news dump. Let’s see if anyone notices. . .

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      ICE agents will test the water with a preliminary strike against LA’s KoreaTown first to test the Trump base for their hunger for harassing Asians.

      • Charon_69

        that’s terrifyingly feasible given these clowns

    • Nockular cavity

      Oh, come on, what with sober leaders like…Kim Jong Un…and…and…Donald…oh, god, just give me the bottle and I’ll stay curled up in the corner, ok?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Nah, he’s saving that for the next Russia revelation.

    • YourNameHere

      Can’t we just drop ramen on them?

  • Bad Tom

    We are laughing at him, not with him.

    • bluicebank

      Or as the late Robin Williams said: “We’re not laughing at you. We’re laughing near you.”

    • Liberoid Ron

      Loudly. And constantly.

  • puredog

    I thought Ms. Merkel’s face was a study in graciousness in the face of extreme derp.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Profiles in Derpness?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I thought it belonged on the prow of the Good Ship Fuck You Trump….

    • HogeyeGrex

      It was the Teutonic version of “Bless your heart.”

  • Anna Rompage

    Who would have thought that 70 years after the end of WWII, that Germany would be the leader of the free world, and the US president would have the backing of Nazis & white nationalists..

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Even M. Night Shamalayan couldn’t come up with a twist this good (and horrible).

      • Wee Mousie

        Following World War Two, various government agencies sneaked high-ranking Nazi’s into America to help them with their atomic or Space races, not to mention their less publicized activities in psychological and germ warfare.

        Later in the late forties and early fifties HUAC and Joe McCarthy destroyed the careers of thousands of highly educated American intellectuals, blacklisting them so they couldn’t find work, and forcing them to leave the country to find positions in their field of training.

        In a situation such as that it doesn’t take an M. Night Shamalayan to deduce what happenrd.

        • YourNameHere

          Oh huh. I didn’t even think of that!

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Philip Roth probably.

    • Reximus

      Fred Trump?

    • Liberoid Ron

      ‘We’ve secretly switched these two countries’ political philosophies. Let’s watch!’

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      • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

        “Donnie never has a second cup of Shut the Fuck Up at home!”

        • Maryannmmarks

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    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Sinclair Lewis?

    • Duke

      Goebbels?

    • ltmcdies

      Luckie Lindie…

    • Lord Jim

      Holy shit. You just read my mind.

    • sadboy

      How long before Germany and Japan call us ‘a nation of pigs’?

      Hunter Thompson wrote that in 1972. I think we now have an answer to that question.

    • Oneofthebobs

      She must be wondering; “How did we ever lose to these guys?”.

    • BrianW

      It is a strange world, sometimes. Then, in times like this, it’s just fucking bizarre.

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Proof that we’re living in a simulation and they’re fucking with us.

    • CripesAmighty

      Utterly predictable given the respective trajectories of SMRT, and DUMB.

    • boredcatlady

      Cordelia has wished us into this Hellmouth Hellscape

      • … if this means we also get Alyson Hannigan as a vampire in a leather corset, then I for one see an upside!

    • HooverVilles

      We’re living in the worst Twilight Zone episode ever.

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      No. Shit.

  • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’
    • CindyinEncinitas

      Roni. OMG.

  • Anna Rompage

    Hopefully Angela was smart enough to say she was booked for the weekend when Donnie offered her a trip to his winter White House….

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      *nod* *nod* *wink* *wink*

    • Liberoid Ron

      ‘I’d like for you to be my guest at the fabulous Mar-a-Lago Resort, where I go every weekend to escape from the pressure of being leader of the free world. Just make your check for $200,000 payable to…’

      • CripesAmighty

        “You’ll love it. Been to that New-wan-sheen. What a dump!”

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        “Leiter der freie Welt? Tut mir lied, ich glaube ich bin Leiterin der freie Welt.”

    • Wee Mousie

      “Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. or what we like to call the Winter White House, and what the sentiment part of the population likes to call the primary security breach.”

      • TheoLib

        I overheard someone (Sean Spicer?) on the news today refer to it as the “Southern White House”. Which makes sense — someone finally realized that, when spring rolls around, Trump can’t be flying down to the Winter White House.

        • President in Exile Firefly

          Didn’t we already burn the Southern White House in Richmond in, oh say, 1865?

          • HogeyeGrex

            Not well enough, apparently.

          • ahughes798

            Isn’t Arlington National Cemetery on the grounds of what was the Southren White House?

          • President in Exile Firefly

            Robert E. Lee’s house.

  • Liberoid Ron

    Then you will experience a moment of bittersweet sadness, as you realize that you are literally LOLing at the German chancellor humiliating the American president.

    No I’m not. I’m literally LOLing at the German chancellor humiliating Donald J Trump.

  • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

    Just think, we could be looking at this, and posting comments about our plans for Spring Break, but, you know, her emails. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0e1653fef12dc98cfa4d5ab217bf8d605a0ea0222551e1c5ea1ad5596daf804.jpg

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      Fuck you, Comey!

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        Fuck Trump, too.

      • Strepsi

        why in god’s name did Obama not fire him THAT DAY?
        Comey’s still in there stinkin’ up the joint

        • ahughes798

          Why did he hire him in the first place? Reaching out to the other side had some pretty bad consequences. Time for Dems to stop doing that.

          • H0mer0

            He’s been there for a while. I think he’s going to surprise us.

          • ahughes798

            From your lips to Jah’s ear!

    • Helene Logan

      Siiiiiiiigh.

      • Wee Mousie

        Don’t weep in the liquor cabinet, it dilutes the alcohol.

    • Marceline

      I will never stop hating the people who brought us Trump. The Trumpers, Berniacs, Steinbots, the”both parties are the same” dipshits, the people who sit home during midterms, Bill (a little bit) for meeting with Loretta Lynch on the tarmac, a pox on all of them.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        I know. The machinators and the manipulators do what machinators and manipulators do, but THE ASSHOLES THAT BOUGHT IT, oh my God, I hate them so much more.

      • Valkyrie

        You can add NYT and their obsession with the hints of possible clouds around Hillary’s potential, purported wrongdoings.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Bill was some of the reason the “grab em by the pussy” incident wasn’t a bigger deal if I’m reading the internets correctly.

      • Paul

        You forget hacked voting machines

  • Reality Kills

    Embarrassing to the nth power!

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    I am so over Prez Cocksplurt. Can we haz a real preznit now pleeze?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      We just had one. Constitution made us give him up. Now we have this dingleberry.

    • BadKitty904

      Yes, if we’re willing to work and make that happen.

  • boredcatlady

    Was he waiting for a bigger laugh? And who wrote that line, Miller? I bet it was Miller, that Melania-eyed fuckwit

  • Thorn Spike

    Someone, please…what’s the German for Oh, for fuck’s sake?

    • HazooToo

      “Um der Scheiße willen.” – Google Translate, so take it with a grain or five hundred of salt.

      • miss_grundy

        This is what I got:

        oh, verdammt noch mal

        • HazooToo

          Well, yours translates to “Oh damn it” and mine translates to “For sake of shit” so I think you’re winning, if making any kind of sense is a priority!

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Ach du lieber Gott kinda covers it, although not particularly profane

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I hear Merkel walked out of the oval office and said, “Das ist ein witz, richtig?”

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Yes. The World’s Deadliest Joke.

  • miss_grundy

    It is a shame that Angele Merkel has class. She should have kicked the Tangerine Toddler in the nards and punched him in the mouth. And without votes, too.

  • mt2099

    Dear Rest of the World: Please disregard everything the orange man in the white house says for the next 3 years, 10 months, and 3 days. He doesn’t speak for us. In fact, people are saying he wasn’t even born here. We don’t know. We would deport him, but the so-called courts won’t let us. So we have to let him pretend he’s in charge here for a while. We promise to have a real president again in 2021. Or 2025 at the latest. Thank you in advance for your patience. Signed, The majority of U.S. Americans.

    • davidhollenshead

      I think that Führer Trump the Traitor will be Impeached, Tried for Treason and Awaiting Execution within 3 years, because we are a nation of law.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Anyone who’s taught school knows that look. It’s the teacher having to deal with a class clown who is nowhere near as funny as he (it’s always a he) thinks.

    • Strepsi

      ding ding ding

    • My best class clown moment. I was trying to explain the difference between bacterial and eukaryotic flagella when one of my students asked if I wanted to see his flagella. Without even thinking, I just said, “The microscopes are back in the storeroom now.” We both kind of looked at each for a second (as my career passed before my eyes) and then both started laughing. After that, we got along really well.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        As a sometimes high school band chaperone I’d find myself laughing at teenage antics- and realize “Oops, I’m on the other side, can’t do that”. They can actually be funny, and some of them grow up to be professional comedians.

        • Honestly, if it wasn’t too mean spirited or misogynist, I just went ahead and laughed with my students, even when the joke was on me. I considered it to be modeling how to be a good sport. And like you said, some of them are really funny.

      • Gregory Brown

        Teachers don’t have to take shit from students, and nobody knows that better than a seasoned substitute teacher. I subbed in one high school for nearly the whole school year, and repeatedly wrote up the biggest jerks the school had to offer. By year’s end I had them all on my side.

      • CripesAmighty

        There used to be a term for that exchange: ‘witty repartee’. A lost art.

    • Ricky Gay

      Clown-Faced President WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags

  • Merkel also gave him a pretty impressive, “wtf is your problem?” look when he refused to acknowledge her when she offered to shake hands with him during the photo op. I am still convinced that Trump was afraid that Merkel’s hands would be bigger than his.

    • artem1s

      germophobe or terrified of her. probably scared of an actual world leader and knows he is a phony

      • Trump has been doing his, I can dominate you with my awesome handshake routine with male world leaders, so I think we can all pretty much assume what the problem really is. (He is afraid of cooties.)

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      He really hates women, doesn’t he. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

      • davidhollenshead

        Most Women also hate Führer Trump the Sex Offender.

  • jaspersdad

    Staggering footage of Trump in a strop, almost close to tears it seems, as he refused a handshake with Merkel.

    Merkel responded with great dignity and statesmanship as always, so obvious she was the grown-up in the room and he a toddler of enormous proportions.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2017/mar/17/donald-trump-angela-merkel-no-handshake-video

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      Is that a refusal, or was he just completely zoned out? It looked like the latter to me. I think Trumpy has gone bye-bye.

      • Jim Johnson

        You may be on to something. He has seemed distracted a lot lately. His mind must be a real clustermess.

    • empf

      He did shake her hand after the conference and when she got there (to be fair…) BUT. His refusal when prompted, though, is almost like “I don’t wanna!”

    • HogeyeGrex

      Fuck. That is just weird. That’s the most disconnected stare I’ve seen since they stopped making quaaludes. He’s not there. At all. He’s not even wishing he was somewhere else. It’s just vacancy. What we used to call, back in my acid days, a private breeze. Wow.

  • BrianW

    I have not had the news on today (for obvious health reasons), so I’m not understanding why he refused to shake hands with Merkel.

    • CripesAmighty

      Because, cooties.

      • ahughes798

        The worst kind…Girl Cooties.

    • Edith Prickly

      Because he is a pathetic manbaby who can’t handle women who are smarter than he is?

      • BrianW

        Actually Ms. P, after I posted the question I realized I probably deserved my own “WTF DUDE” look for even asking that.

      • Rachel Book Harlot

        Oh God. Did he not shake her hand??? I haven’t had a chance to catch up. Oh Jesus Christ on a cracker. I can’t even.

    • jaspersdad

      tiny hands

    • Gregory Brown

      I think it’s because her hands are larger than his.

    • DahBoner

      Yet CBS showed Merkel shaking hands with Trump tonight (still photo). They were both standing at podiums. Fake news?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Did he try to yank her off her feet, like he usually does?

        • DahBoner

          I just confirmed that the handshake happened prior to the snub of the mad, petulant child

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I really do think he just spaced out and wasn’t paying attention. Which actually isn’t any better. He’s always hideously uncomfortable at those photo ops. Or maybe he was told he had to shake hands like they practiced and he couldn’t remember. Imma give him this one. Really don’t care anymore.

    • Vienna Woods

      If he turns his head to face her his bald spot shows.

  • CripesAmighty

    “Did you see that, Barack? Auch Mein Gott, and then he…HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
    “*Jesus.*”

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Merkel thought bubble: “Das ist Quatsch! Was für einen verdammten Scheisskopf.”

    • Gregory Brown

      Jawohl!

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Quatsch is seriously the best word in the world.

      • ahughes798

        Nonsense! ;-)

      • Jim Johnson

        Balony!

  • Rachel Book Harlot

    I watched that horrifying portion today while at work. After he made that terrible, highly inappropriate joke,I actually said out freaking loud, oh my God make it stop. MAKE IT STOP. I was freaking flabbergasted. And it seems the journalists were all as taken aback as I was because they all laughed in a WTF/did he just say that way. What a terrible, awful moment for us and for Merkel.

    • YourNameHere

      Me too!

  • CripesAmighty

    Groucho or Chaplin? We report, you decide.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Angie’s face says “When are you gonna get the fuck outta here?”

  • Chris

    Really nice that the leader of the free world is a woman, just wish it had been Clinton.

    • Regret

      I think the phrase ‘Leader of the free world’ is hilarious, because if you are following orders, you aren’t being free.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” — Goethe

  • Mavenmaven

    He couldn’t shake her hands because she isn’t sexy enough for him to touch. I thought that was obvious.

    • davidhollenshead

      Would you even want to shake the hand of Führer Trump ???

      • Mavenmaven

        I don’t think he’s even a 3 :)

        • kareemachan

          How about a negative infinity….

    • HogeyeGrex

      And yet he manages to suck Bannon’s little pecker.

    • Jim Johnson

      “Touch”? Maybe. “Grab”? Never.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I figured it was because she’s both smart and legitimately elected.

  • DahBoner
    • phoenix00

      I do like myself a well-crafted dunkel…..

  • THOSE GOOD OL’ DAZE DEPT.

    Bet you’re missing those cozy neck rubs from W, eh, Angela?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_lm7tQomXQ

    • Mary Stone

      Proof that our version of “conservatives” are incapable of being anything other than super creepy around women.

  • DahBoner

    Then they’ll go back to spying on Trump through his microwave.
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/fma45vdK4m5yw/200w.gif
    Deep State Smash

  • davidhollenshead

    Angela Merkel was wondering if it was even possible to a Sociopath to also be Crazy, as the former is a Personality Disorder, and but Führer Trump’s wiretapping claims are clearly Mental.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Another thing to consider is that American hegemony may be deprecated. The final straw may have been the destabilization of Ukraine, which forced Europe into a dangerous confrontation with Russia that neither wanted. Now Russia is suspected of the unthinkable, destabilizing the USA itself by assisting to power an incompetent extremist. Maybe Russia was not alone.

    • capnkrunch

      Hold up. By destabilization of Ukraine do you mean Russia’s illegal annexation of Crimea? Russia didn’t want a confrontation? Are you high?

      • Mary Stone

        Not high enough, apparently.

    • Lamashtar

      You are trying to be too clever. Russia was not alone in what? Destabilizing Europe? The USA? Are you suggesting Germany helped, for petty revenge? What?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I think our new friends are attempting to be clever with the predictable amount of deftness.

    • Keith Taylor

      I really don’t want to get too contentious and argumentative here. (I tend to. Admitted. And it’s a bad way to communicate.) You could be right. Almost nothing is too bizarre, complex and outright ridiculous to be a possibility these days. With the exception of totally mad conspiracy theories postulating that the Moon landings never happened. But I really, really think that Russia didn’t help Trump into the White House. Hacked the electoral computers? Of both major parties? Yes, and yes. Not much question about that left. But I also believe it was the Republican Party that stole the election for Trump, largely through voter suppression. Putin knew in advance that was happening, leaned back in his Kremlin chair and said expansively, “I think we can safely leave this to the GOP, boys.” I also believe that Donald Trump has been involved for a long time in borrowing, moving, and laundering large amounts of dirty crooked money from Russia, and that if Russia (read Putin) so desired, it could cause Trump a lot of trouble by blowing the cover. In other words, the orange baboon is deep in Putin’s pocket, rattling around with the loose change, which is why he never says a bad word about him — oh, and genuinely admires him too. “If only I could be as big and successful a thief as Vlad, and have control as arbitrary of my country as he has, and just murder anyone who opposes me,” he’s probably thinking. “That would be so great.”

      • medcannabis1

        Well said!

      • medcannabis1

        thought for the day….
        Koch Brothers daddy was long term KGB mole, they used the power of the Russian money from the Stalin days to begin to fund a ” anti Communist” front John Birch Society while profiteering from Kochs work in Communist Soviet Union…. flash forward.. Tea Party is front for oligarchy… as Koch Brothers take over the ” tread the needle states for Electoral College win in fracking states owned by Koch Brother in state and local legislatures and secure the oil oligarchy here and in Russia via Tillerson and Exxon as one global unit of power and wealth while the GOP leadership are corrupted via the ” bottomless pit of Citizens United hidden funds” and those PAC funded by dark money from FSB and Russian oligarchy that funded the Dominion and White American Nationalists movements to create chaos in American society.
        Trump was always a useful tool for money laundering for Russian mob and oligarchy via his failing business ” empire”
        The coup is happening from within supported by the GOP leadership as their quest for a Christian theocracy and a return to White leadership in all forms of society.
        So how do we clean this up as a compassionate society?

      • phoenix00

        Don’t forget the role the KGB/FSB, the internet forum Tovarisch squad, and Putin’s useful stooge Wikileaks/Assange played.

      • kareemachan

        Why not both?

      • Jim Johnson

        Putin is doing all the winning.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I think you’re giving both men far too much credit and ignoring evidence.

    • Jim Johnson

      They are not laughing with us. They are laughing at us. Also, they more than a little scared about what this “administration” might do.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    There’s gonna be awesome B-roll of world leaders side-eyeing Drumpf.

  • House0fTheBlueLights
    • Toledo Window Box

      Trying to sell jewelry.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        I was going to say ugly clothing.

        • Larry Schmitt

          Correction. Jewelry and ugly clothing made in China.

    • BosGrl

      You get the one, you get the other one.

    • YourNameHere

      She goes everywhere with him. She is in the background of damn near every picture. That is why people joke about him escaping his nurse.

      • medcannabis1

        She is there because POTUS is suffering from sun-downers syndrome early stages Alzheimer patient ….

    • Alan

      Embarrassing the US?

    • Marceline

      Hoping to get her inheritance soon.

    • William
    • Carpe Vagenda

      She’s desperately trying to get the female empowerment branding back before the wingnut ladies lose interest and move on. I suspect there were a lot of bulk orders on her credit cards last month.

    • She’s shilling her brand to the leader of the free world. Those made-in-China Aquazzura knockoffs are not going to promote themselves!

  • YourNameHere

    The person that he called fake news should have retorted, ‘And you’re a fake president, now answer the fucking question.’

  • Auntie Angela – can’t touch this (find the vid yerselves also as a brit would so go for German nationality right now. oops I’m french mais ….. ok a canuck but a good one)

    • Sarah Balfour

      German…?! If you want to live anywhere in mainland Europe it has to be Scandinavia (I really fancy relocating to Sweden. Stockholm, Malmo and Gothenburg all regularly feature in the top 10 of Best places to live on Earth lists, and Sweden is regularly dubbed the happiest nation on Earth). My next choice would be Denmark.

      • Perkniticky

        Don’t forget the Netherlands – they’re usually in the running for happiest as well!

      • ahughes798

        And, in Germany, you or any of your friends could go get a free college education right now!

      • Jim Johnson

        New Zealand appeals to me. Or, Sweden. US sucks now and seems incapable of reforming. And, we elect malignant narcissists as President and wonder why the whole world is laughing at us.

  • cosmiccowgirl

    He’s such a dick.

  • Nephilim

    “Today we have a smart, level-headed and decisive leader in Washington, D.C.. Too bad she has to go back to Germany.”

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  • UnsaltedSinner
  • phoenix00

    Why would Trumpie grab Herren Merkel by the pussy? She’s only a 5, maybe a 6 at most.

    • boredcatlady

      Des Moines 6, New York 3

      • r m reddicks

        Who was pitching?

      • phoenix00

        … Der Neue Bundesliga?

  • kareemachan

    Honestly, I’m sure she told her security people top shoot to kill if the trumpster tried to give her a shoulder rub….

  • kev

    has anyone ever seen Rump when he isn’t scowling?

    • Pabodie

      It is kind of a thing that he cannot seem to laugh. I mean you can google pics of him laughing, but I guess those who know say he is a total psychopathic misanthrope who lies. But really who knows?

    • Foocatchoo

      He always looks like he ate an entire wheel of cheese and is constipated

      • The Reverend Stu’

        If it’s that dyed stuff it might explain some of the color irregularities.

    • The Reverend Stu’

      Ivanka???

      • Thorn Spike

        Ew.

  • Pabodie

    That’s a president. She said more with her eyebrows than Trump can with the best words.

  • Foocatchoo

    She looks like she just heard the translator say that MAN-lania has a penis…

  • Foocatchoo
  • H0mer0

    face said “NO! We have NOTHING in common.” (or “nussing in common”)

  • William
    • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

      Shoes that she copied from a real designer just like she does all of her “brand”.

    • r m reddicks

      Frankfurter Verleumdung!!!11!111!

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Sorry this is sideways, Disqus isn’t giving me a lot of tools to fix it.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d6f06225a5d9e9b385671e584eaae8d7f67e9b4d7ac97e7eb4b787f382e894b2.jpg

  • Incoming (“Fake News”) Ham

    Is there somewhere a compilation of foreign leaders expressions when they are with the Commander in Tweet? The Alpha Male Hug avoidance of Justin Trudeau, Abe’s eyeroll, this and the upcoming Queen dropping her purse which will signal her bodyguard to escort her away from him?

    It could include the inevitable rude poem about him from Boris Johnson read by Tom Hiddleston at the appropriate level of drunk to make it realistic.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      You don’t think Johnson would see him as a kindred spirit?

      • Incoming (“Fake News”) Ham

        Yes, but that sort of thing has never stopped him from being a dick. Oxbridge humour and all har har har.

  • The Reverend Stu’

    Du machst Spass! Das Schwein.

  • Maryannmmarks

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  • Carpe Vagenda

    You’ll never guess where Napolitano got the wiretapp story from: the whitey tape guy, by way of russian tv.

    On March 14, Media Matters uncovered the link between Napolitano’s claims and an interview Johnson gave to RT. The New York Times confirmed Media Matters’ reporting that Napolitano used Johnson as “one of the sources” for his “claim about British intelligence.” The Times also noted Johnson’s direct involvement in spreading false rumors that video existed of Michelle Obama using a racial slur against white people. From the March 17 article:

    Mr. [Andrew] Napolitano’s unlikely leap into global politics can be explained by his friendship with Mr. Trump, whom he met with this year to discuss potential Supreme Court nominees. Mr. Napolitano also has a taste for conspiracy theories, which led him to Larry C. Johnson, a former intelligence officer best known for spreading a hoax about Michelle Obama…

    Mr. Johnson became infamous in political circles after he spread false rumors in 2008 that Michelle Obama had been videotaped using a slur against Caucasians. In the interview on Friday, Mr. Johnson acknowledged his notoriety, but said that his knowledge of surveillance of Mr. Trump came from sources in the American intelligence community. Mr. Napolitano, he said, heard about his information through an intermediary.

  • Jgb979

    I believe the German word for Trump is “backpfeifengesicht”

  • Buford2k11

    Ya know, you can meet some of the nicest spies on the microwave…

    • When I heard the spying microwave thing I thought of Get Smart and the agent that was always just a talking head in impossible places. Maybe Kellyanne thought that was real.

  • Gotta cut Donny some slack here.

    The leader of the free world did a preemptive grabembytheballs maneuver and well, ya know, whatchagonnado, huh?

  • MissNomer

    Ang and Hilz would be having a sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom.

    • While dipshit 45 is probably in the White House China room smashing plates after being a petulant toddler in the company of adults – again.

      He probably thinks the plates come from China.

      • Joseph Stans

        The ones he has access to do come from China. They are not going to let him near the good china or the good Crystal.

  • M.E. Lawrence

    Clinton, Bader Ginsburg, Warren, Merkel–is there a single female leader of note who can’t wipe the floor with this aging playground bully? 90-year-old Betty Windsor could shame Con with one glance.

    • Last Hussar

      Ours, unfortunately. Theresa Mayhem was on her knees for Donny.

  • Toledo Window Box

    Merkel throws the best peripheral heat, after Michele Obama of course.

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