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As you know, Angela Merkel, the leader of the free world, is in America this week, because even she knows you have to meet with common tinpot wannabe dictators like Donald Trump sometimes. American leaders did the same for decades before November 8, 2016, when things, ya know, changed.

During their very awkward press conference Friday afternoon, a reporter tried to ask Trump about his lying bullshit about Barack Obama doing a “wire tapp” to him, and as he doubled down and petulantly refused to admit that he’s a bad stupid person who is stupid and bad, and also lies a lot, he tried (“tried”) to add some levity to the situation by referring to the Obama administration and, motioning to Merkel, said, “at least we have something in common, perhaps.” GET IT? OBAMA DID A “WIRE TAPP” TO HER TOO! LOL! FUNNY! WE ARE SORRY BUT ANGELA MERKEL DOES NOT GET YOUR “JOKES,” DONALD TRUMP, AS THEY ARE NOT GROUNDED IN ANY SORT OF TANGIBLE REALITY!

Merkel’s body language in this video is everything. It will renew your spirit. You will laugh your gonads off. Then you will experience a moment of bittersweet sadness, as you realize that you are literally LOLing at the German chancellor humiliating the American president. But then you will start laughing again and it’ll all be OK:

Did you catch that? Here, watch it from this angle, with the close-up on Merkel’s face from the side:

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING.

Trump is of course referring to that thing what happened when the over-rated, failing Wikileaks released that shit that showed America had spied on Germany, and Merkel and Obama had to pretend to be all “oh no, awkward!” because the truth — that Trump would know if he knew ONE SOLITARY BAG OF DICKS about foreign policy — is that everybody (who isn’t dumb) knows that everybody spies on everybody, because that’s how the world is. The only awkward thing about it was that Obama and Merkel had to acknowledge it. Then they went back to being BFFs immediately, because they love each other.

Oh wait, we guess the other awkward thing is that Merkel knows Trump is lying about Obama doing a “wire tapp” to him.

We’re sure Barry Bamz and Angela Merkel will have a hearty laugh later on this evening when they talk on their super secret Obama “wire tapp” phones, about what a dumb douche-nugget Donald Trump is.

Then they’ll go back to spying on Trump through his microwave.

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