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While visiting South Korea as part of a tour to meet with Asian leaders and figure out what the hell to do about North Korea, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is saying he’s pretty much given up on diplomacy regarding North Korea’s nuclear program.

“Let me be very clear: The policy of strategic patience has ended,” Tillerson said at a news conference in Seoul with Yun Byung-se, the South Korean foreign minister. He was referring to the Obama administration policy of trying to wait North Korea out, hoping that sanctions would prove so crippling that Pyongyang would have no choice but to return to denuclearization negotiations.

“We’re exploring a new range of diplomatic, security and economic measures. All options are on the table,” Tillerson said. While the United States does not want military conflict, threats “would be met with an appropriate response,” he added.

“If they elevate the threat of their weapons program to a level that we believe requires action, that option is on the table,” Tillerson said.

While it would clearly be too early to panic, we’d just like to remind you Donald Trump has the nuclear launch codes. Oh, maybe you don’t need that next cup of coffee quite so much now.

Fortunately, the Twit in Chief had some thoughts aimed at smoothing out the tensions:

That probably helped calm everyone down a lot.

The Trump administration appears to be seriously considering military strikes against North Korean facilities to prevent it from deploying an intercontinental ballistic missile that could reach the U.S., and Tillerson appears to have given up on diplomacy:

In Tokyo on Thursday, he said that 20 years of diplomatic efforts to prod North Korea to abandon its nuclear weapons ambitions had failed. He went further in Seoul on Friday, signaling that multilateral talks — with or without North Korea — were not under consideration.

“Conditions must change before there’s any scope for talks to resume” […] Tillerson said.

So it looks like the administration is out of patience. Or perhaps it’s simply out of energy, as a story in the Korea Herald suggests. While Tillerson had a 2 1/2 hour meeting with the Japanese Foreign Minister when he was in Tokyo, as well as an hour-long meeting with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, once he got to Korea, he cut his schedule short. Besides the joint press conference with Yun, he only met for an hour each with Yun and with acting president and Prime Minister Hwang Kyo-ahn, bailing out on lunch or dinner with his Korean counterparts because of “fatigue,” according to Korean officials. Sure, maybe we need to get ready for war on the Korean Peninsula, but let’s not spend too much time with the people who’ll be on the receiving end — Tillerson needs his nap.

This isn’t the only time Tillerson’s need for a good lie-down has made the news; in February, Tillerson skipped out of a meeting between Trump and the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu so he could leave early for a trip to Bonn, Germany, for a Group of 20 meeting. He wanted to get to Bonn the night before so he could get a good night’s sleep, so he left the Netanyahu meeting to acting deputy Thomas A. Shannon Jr., one of those Obama administration holdovers the Trump administration can’t stand but also hasn’t nominated anyone to replace.

So before you head for your backyard bunker over the increasing tensions surrounding North Korea, keep this much in mind: Rex Tillerson’s not losing any sleep over it. Maybe Trump should have looked for a secretary of State who had some energy and stamina, huh?

[WaPo / Korea Herald via Glenn Kessler on Twitter / NYT]

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  • DrBigHead

    “While it would clearly be too early to panic,…”

    With this group, it is NEVER too early to panic.

  • schmannity

    This is why Secretary of State Dennis Rodman made sense.

  • Lizzietish81

    Once again making George W look like a true statesman.

  • dslindc
    • Lefty Frizzell

      BOOM!

    • CeeQ

      Shaaaaaaade. Well done.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Anna Rompage

    Great, so now we have a narcissistic megalomaniac rattling his sword at a full blown psychopath…. What could go wrong?

    • Mark Lungo

      But which is which?

  • Crystalclear12

    Thank you for the bear.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Does Tillerson actually do enough “work” to get tired? I thought State was basically empty these days.

    • onedollarjuana

      It’s because those pesky furrin’ potentates keep askin’ questions. Hard questions!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    SO after a huge amount of bluster, chest-beating and Obama-baiting, they’re going to apply sanctions and wait it out, exactly the same policy.

    Stupid fuckers.

    • Oblios_Cap

      When you declare them terrorists and then turn around and say that you don’t negotiate with terrorists, then these sort of situations happen.

    • Anna Rompage

      The US has already been doing just about everything it can in regards to international diplomacy, short of actually going to war with an adversary…

      What I’d be more concerned with at this point is that the White House is pushing to do more drone stikes, and under CIA control.. The problem with this is that right now, all drone strikes are under preview & oversight of congress, if they move them to the CIA, that congressional oversight gets thrown out the window..

    • Ωbjectifier

      Which mostly just leaves the North Korean people suffering.

  • memzilla Ω

    Tillerson’s “fatigued?” Can’t Ol’ Sleepy Ben just prescribe him some Mannatech? Plus he’s got that sweet sweet Federal discount now! Although I do find it humorous that the CEO of the world’s largest energy firm… has no energy himself.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4a2a208c68cd255079457bb73599400040f865d5ac8c2429fe7e542d5a23435d.jpg

  • Lizzietish81

    Wow, I bet those dipshits who went on about how Hillary was going to go to war with Russia feel stupid now.

    • msanthropesmr

      That would require critical honking and self awareness, so no. ( It automatically corrected to honking. I liked it.)

      • dslindc

        Critical honking also describes my driving style.

        • Lascauxcaveman

          Oh, so that was you this morning? Jeez, i was already going 5 over. Whaddya want from me?

    • Oblios_Cap

      She was tired, too!

    • goonemeritus

      They really don’t, I still see tons of Jill Stein stickers on Ithaca Subaru’s

    • C4TWOMAN

      For that they’d need to reflect on their actions/choices. Some peeps just don’t DO reflection. See my comment in previous thread.

    • onedollarjuana

      Except that studies have shown that the stupider you are the smarter you think you are.

  • dslindc

    Rex needs a nap? WEAK! LOW ENERGY! SAD!

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Thank Dog he’s sleeping….

  • wide_stance_hubby

    “Put that 3 am phone call to vm, I’m fatigued.”

  • geoffalnutt

    I would imagine Vlad takes a dim view of nuclear holocaust, but I could be very wrong. It may be what he’s wanted all along. Then, he should be blissed-out!!!

    • Oblios_Cap

      There’s not a lot of money in actually Holocausting, or so I’m led to believe.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        The money is to be made in the Gift Shop, believe me.

        • Bob Fandrich

          The exit is always via the gift shop. Coincidence? Start the hearings!

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Pick up a souvenir to last a half life time.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Just leave his dacha in Sochi unscathed.

  • Crystalclear12

    I was really hoping to die from liver damage. Looks like I’m running out of time on that one.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Rex is probably eating live baby monkey brains, a real speciality on the peninsula, always accompanied by shark fin soup. Then taking his nappy.

    • NastyBossetti

      Wait, wait, wait. You eat the brains while the baby monkey is alive?

      • DahBoner

        If you’re not afraid of prions, yup.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    If my secret girlfriend Angela kicks Trump in the nuts, they should hand her the Nobel Peace, Economics, Medicine, Physics, and Chemistry prizes immediately.

    • Bob Fandrich

      I’d send her $10.

    • anon_the_great

      What nuts?

    • Sardonicuss

      Is she from Canada?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        SHE’S REAL. I SWEAR!!

  • anon_the_great

    And here Tillerson was thought of as one of the less problematic cabinet choices. It’s always the quiet ones ya gotta keep an eye on.

  • goonemeritus

    I guess the Trump administration is just to “low energy” to do the heavy lifting of diplomacy.

  • ManchuCandidate

    This won’t end well as one leader is an immature spoiled heir who never had to deal in the real world. The other is Kim Jong Un.

    • goonemeritus

      Have you noticed they both have horrible haircuts?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Aliens…

      • ImGoingBacon

        and I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        And ridiculously small hands.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Ya know, I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but I’m prepared to state for the record that I think Kim Jong Un is way worse.

      • Rags

        Assumes facts not in evidence.

        • Lefty Frizzell

          Lindsey, Ted, Mitt and Paul are all still alive, as is Hillary, Tapper, Obama and RBG.

          No way they would be if Trump=Un.

          Just sayin’. We don’t need to undersell or oversell.

          • Rags

            Dood, don’t harsh ma snark

      • wide_stance_hubby

        He’s only been in office for 3 months. Give him a chance.

      • KJU was schooled in Switzerland so he knows SOME things about the real world.

  • DerrickWildcat

    North Koreans are all martial arts experts. It’s why we can not win a ground war against them.

    • Asterix

      That and the million plus ground troops they have…

      Has anyone told Trump that it has been a given since the 1930’s we cannot win a land war in Asia (someone forgot to tell Truman and Eisenhower & Kennedy should have known better).

      • marxalot

        Honestly, if we want to end the conflict, just open the border and have the South Koreans pull all the way back. After the rank and file (largely under-provisioned and badly armed) get into a populated area with food and without howling ghosts, you won’t be able to move for defectors.

        • bobbert

          Can’t draw back much without reaching Seoul.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Duh. That’s why we have The Button…..(scared now?)…

  • Beanz&Berryz

    … and remember to not actually look at the flash.

    • Rags

      …assuming you want to see the aftermath.

  • TJ Barke

    TALK LIKE AN ADULT, DONALD. FFS…

    • dslindc

      UNPOSSIBLE!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Might as well ask the Sun not rise in the morning.

  • Proud Liberal

    MAGA…..

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      What’s so Great about Anarchy?…

  • TJ Barke

    I’m sure Japan and South Korea will be thrilled.

    • shivaskeeper

      Not to mention China. They like having NK as a buffer.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    As Secretary of State, Hillary lived out of a suitcase for, like, 48 months. So after Rex’s wimping out, I don’t want to hear any more about Hillary’s health and stamina.

    • snark-lurker

      48 months A YEAR! btw

      • TJ Barke

        Wait, what?

        • MynameisBlarney

          48/14/730

        • snark-lurker

          Einstein’s theory of relativity. It’s all explained right there

  • Sardonicuss

    This could all be settled with a round of golf between Drp and Lil’ Kim.
    ….but Kim only shoots holes in one and Drup cheats and says he does so it would just end up a tie.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      and their seconds would have to poison each other…

  • Well, since I live next to Los Angeles, it was nice to know you all. I take comfort in sacrificing my life and the lives of my family to atomic fire so that Donald Trump can sit about a throne of skulls.

    • marxalot

      Ditto from Las Vegas. Between the fallout from LA and the high probability of Hoover Dam being a target, well, I hope it will be quick.

    • Lizzietish81

      If I’m at work it will be a quick death, if I’m at home it will be a slow, painful three week death by radiation poisoning.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      The lamentations and the pussies of the women who are 10s….

  • Asterix

    I got three bottles of wine for my birthday. They’ll be gone before dinner.

    Everyone who knows and loves me knows the only way for me to get through this administration is to be drunk. Either Trump will kill me or my liver will.

    • snark-lurker

      liver bad. must kill it

      • Sardonicuss

        Those liver and brain cells were the slow ones anyway. Survival of the fittest.

    • Proud Liberal

      Happy birthday. Sounds like fun!

    • Zyxomma

      Happy belated birthday.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    “North Korea is behaving very badly”

    It’s always projection with these assholes. ALWAYS.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      But he was so proud to use his adverb lesson.

    • GuidedAccordingly

      Isn’t that an Irish proverb?

  • Persistent Demme

    Hmmm…
    Throwing over Israel for Germany.
    Nice combo.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    How many bazillion miles and trips and meetings did Weak Hillz do?

    • Liberoid Ron

      AOT,K

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    The way you keep a dictator in power is to convince his followers you are out to get them all. Mortal threats against the NK state will only solidify Kim Jong Un.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      And the US….

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I mean its not like they are taught that the US and the outside world wants to destroy North Korea and to die in battle in defense of the homeland is glorious. Oh wait

  • Lance Thrustwell

    My Dad fought in the Korean War. I don’t want my son to fight in it too.

    • Asterix

      That’s why God gave us Canada.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Actually, I want to get him squirreled away (relatively) safely in the Coast Guard before Trump gets a chance to draft his ass. Crom willing, the timing might work out, if it doesn’t get too seriously defunded.

        • Asterix

          Has he made it to the Academy yet? New London is, so sadly, ground zero in our heroin epidemic, so tell him to stay on the grounds.

          • Lance Thrustwell

            Not yet. Visited, made a few contacts. We’ll see how it goes. And – thank you – I’ll tell him not to buy any of the local heroin, only bring stuff from home. Quality!

          • marxalot

            Nothing beats home-made! Keep those CARE packages rolling in.

        • msanthropesmr

          What coast guard? Did we defund that?

          • Lance Thrustwell

            Not yet. Fingers crossed.

        • Red Bird Ω

          You really think a draft is coming?

          • Liberoid Ron

            I would think it’s a strong possibility. Donnie is already demanding more boots on the ground in the Middle East, and if sabre-rattling in Asia turns into a shooting war then the troops will have to come from somewhere.

          • Red Bird Ω

            Good lord. And women are fair game now so no one’s safe.

          • DahBoner

            Illegal Immigrants.

          • Lamashtar

            Look on the bright side, foreigners who enter US military service are fastracked to citizenship.

            Does not apply to criminals who illegally cross borders and live via criminal means by failing to report their income to the IRS.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Anybody who’s heard the Korean Conflict war stories (uncle, older friend, random vets) knows that’s not a nice little place to have a war, MASH excepted….

      • Beanz&Berryz

        And that was before Korea made a lot of parts that keep our economy running.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Lascauxcaveman

      Like George W Bush, they are delighted and relieved that they are no longer considered The Worst Ever.

  • Sardonicuss

    The poor Japanese are freaking out and running evac drills right now.
    First Fukushima and now Drump…one disaster after another.

  • marxalot

    But he has executive style hair! Straight out of central casting! And no gross mustache or weird bow tie or whatever.

  • Rags

    A Land War in Asia may be the only thing that could save 4-5’s “presidency,” which is that malignant narcissist’s only priority.

    • Proud Liberal

      I do believe that is what he is planning as we speak. I expect us to be at war by the end of the year.

      • ltmcdies

        how many troops does Trump think he has….aren’t they putting more boots on the ground in Syria and Afghanistan….

        • Proud Liberal

          Yes. I’m sure they will initiate the draft. Probably raise the age of service to 65.

          • Red Bird Ω

            Sounds like an incentive to move to New Zealand.

        • Anna Rompage

          Lets see, the US has a population of approx 340 million, 1/3 of those are too young, or too old to fight, so the answer would be 224 million, plus or minus…

        • Rags

          Military spending will skyrocket. And military spending is the only form of pork left that the R’s can authorize and steer to their home districts to create ‘thousands of jobs’ and buttloads of votes.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Worked for LBJ. And Nixon.

      • Proud Liberal

        Eisenhower started Vietnam.

      • Red Bird Ω

        How?

      • Lamashtar

        The Vietnam War ended LBJ’s chances of a second term.

        • UncleTravelingMatt

          And created the environment that fed Nixon’s paranoia and vindictiveness.

    • Red Bird Ω

      When you say save the presidency do you mean make people hate him more?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Something tells me a shooting war with North Korea might be a little different than St. Ronnie’s invasion of Grenada.

    • Liberoid Ron

      Where?
      – Tillertson

  • gamera23

    YyaaaAAAwwwn! Hey, if you guys aren’t gonna talk about cool stuff like oil then I’m just gonna get me some shuteye. Yokay?

  • Lance Thrustwell

    This whole North Korea situation would test the skill and resolve of the greatest statesman America has ever had.

    And we have Trump, and a neophyte oil exec.

    Excuse me while I go vomit until I faint.

  • pgjack

    I’m an old white guy and I do get tired but John Kerry seemed to be able to keep the pace and so did Hillary Clinton. I think Tillerson is really used to having things his own way as head of Exxon. On the other hand it is best he goes into these meetings with plenty of rest. But maybe appointing a bunch of old white guys who are used to having everything their own way isn’t the best idea for forming a government. Maybe having a few people around who know what the real world is like would be helpful.

    • ltmcdies

      it’s more obvious day by day that these old white rich farts had no clue how hard governing a nation vs running a company is…no fucking clue

      • C4TWOMAN

        Hell,even small biz owners know you can’t “leave work” so to speak, until it’s done. But you’re on your own time so you can spread it out.

        Not so with diplomacy and state business. For all practical purposes you have less of a personal life than raising a kid. And if that sounds awful–don’t go into public service(or, for that matter, have a kid)

    • Ducksworthy

      To be fair, this stuff was important to Kerry and Clinton. Tillerson, not so much.

      • Liberoid Ron

        ‘Pyongyang, China, nukes, blah, blah, blah. When do we get to the oil concessions?’

        • Lamashtar

          I am honestly not sure what he’s thinking. Exxon very much wants access to South China Sea oil, which China persists in blocking the local nations from.

          • Liberoid Ron

            ‘Give us access to that oil and we’ll take care of North Korea for you’? Could be. But if that’s what he’s thinking I don’t see China going for it. North Korea isn’t THAT big a blip on their radar.
            I suppose we’ll see as things develop.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      They have to cut the meetings short because they’ve dumped all the DoS expertise. He’s not tired. He’s underbriefed (snort) and has inadequate support staff (double snort) and is trying to stay out of difficult discussions.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        “I’ve got people… Wait, what??? I don’t have people?!?”
        AOT, K

  • ltmcdies

    OT…sorry but good news for the good guys ….arrested the son of bitch who used a strobe in an email to set off seizures in reporter Kurt Eichenwald….FBI arrest

    https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/842753050464915456

    now back to the thread

    • TJ Barke

      Good. Fucking Trump barbarians.

    • MizzMazz

      GOOD!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      That’s even worse than the usual sort of flasher.

    • Red Bird Ω

      Good.

    • Nockular cavity

      I saw his Twitter stream after that, and I swear that half the responses were “lol, lying snowflake, didn’t happen,” the other half were “Good, all you epileptics are going to the gas chambers.”

      • Sonyacaguilar

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    • Doug Langley
    • YoBunnyBunny
    • Bitter Scribe

      Prediction: He’ll say that he didn’t do anything wrong, and he’ll never do it again.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • TJ Barke

      A trolling for the ages.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And I guaran-fucking-tee ya that turmp was oblivious to the entire thing.

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          I don’t think so. Look at his face. He is PISSED. Can’t wait for the tweet storm.

          • MynameisBlarney

            He was probably thinkin about that one guy that called him a short fingered vulgarian all those years ago.
            And the wire tapp.

        • NastyBossetti

          I’m with you. I don’t think he gets it.

          • Ducksworthy

            Kenny was talking in Irish.

          • He ended his speech with the ancient Irish blessing, Ní féidir an leathcheann oráiste thuiscint dom.

    • marxalot

      What are the odds Trump assumed his name was a typo and asked his handlers if this “Edna broad” was above a 6?

    • Ducksworthy

      Trump heard “So starving them will make them go away.”

    • Red Bird Ω

      Hmmmm……something, something, something, white.

      • Lamashtar

        Heh heh. There used to be a persistent notion that the Irish were actually descended from black people. (Which they were, in the sense that all modern humans originated in Africa.)

        • Red Bird Ω

          Yeah. Sad part being that saying someone was descended from black people was supposed to be an insult.

    • MamaBrown

      Trump looks like he ate a bad clam. Enda’s statement isn’t going down so well, hmm?

      • cheetojeebus

        canned?

    • Chyron HR

      Wow, Dame Enda looks a lot different when he’s not in drag.

    • Immigrant? Technically speaking, Naomh Pádraig was an escaped slave of pirates, which makes it even more appropriate.

      • arundel

        Was reading today, on a liberal blog, that Patrick in Ireland was less like a poor Muslim refugee today, he was more like a crazed religious zealot who successfully imposed a Christianist version of Sharia law upon pagan Ireland. That he went about it by cultivating influential and wealthy women to help him spread his cult. Rasputin-like. The women swooned, the men didn’t like him. But he somehow got his way, and it’s only taken fifteen fucking centuries for the Irish to finally throw off the yoke of religion. And they really have. My parents are from Ireland, the majority of Irish people are absolutely over it and simply disgusted with the Church. It’s seismic, it is a sea change, something I never thought I’d see. All for the better though. The Irish people deserve better.

        Basically, Patrick was Patient Zero for the terrible affliction of religion in Ireland.

        • I don’t know what part of Ireland your people are from so I don’t know if they fled Papist nutbars or holy-roller nutbars, but yeah, as bad as each other. More sensible Catholics have argued that Irish Catholicism is afflicted with “Jansenism” – a heresy which is like Catholic Calvinism, i.e. that some people are just hell-bound pieces of shit that you can’t do anything for. Which would explain how the nuns treated the women of the Magdalene laundries and their poor babbies.

    • rock on ireland.

      i have to say, europe is representing in the ‘truth to power’ stakes.

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Meanwhile, in the Oval, no handshake between Angela Merkel and Trumpy. He didn’t even offer. The usual shouted questions, one answer.
    Press: Did you talk about NATO?
    Trump: We talked about many things.
    Press: [*More questions.*]
    Merkel: [*Leans in and says something, I’m guessing, “They’re asking you things.”*]
    Trump: [*Stares straight forward. Silently.*]
    Merkel: [*Smiles slightly to herself, probably at our numbnuts preznit being all scared.*]

    • Vincent Ricola

      Poor Angela Merkel is forced to sit next to that gross pussy grabber and try to smile for the camera.

      • Anna Rompage

        At least she doesn’t have to worry about getting a spontaneous back massage while at a state dinner!

        WTF is wrong with republican presidents?

        • proudgrampa

          They’re republicans?

          • DahBoner

            And awful.

      • Liberoid Ron

        http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1422537/german-chancellor-angela-merkel.jpgMein Gott, how did Herr Trudeau manage to smile through all this sheiss?’

        • Alexander Stallwitz

          Or wishing she was talking to Obama or a adult of any kind really

    • TJ Barke

      I really hate that man.

  • Ducksworthy

    As I recall the prevailing winds are from West to East so Japan has reason to worry. Also, as I recall, when warring on North Korea its best not to piss off China. But I don’t think Hair GropenFuherer would know that.

    • Liberoid Ron

      I doubt he could find them on a map. A LABELLED map.

    • Nockular cavity

      when warring on North Korea its best not to piss off China

      “I have no idea what you’re talking about. What massed Chinese troops across the Yalu River?”
      -Gen. MacArthur

      • artem1s

        posted again because appropriate!

        General Custer: “There are no Indians there, I suppose. ‘

        Jack Crabb: “I didn’t say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won’t be nothing left but a greasy spot. This ain’t the Washita River, General, and them ain’t helpless women and children waiting for you. They’re Cheyenne braves, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you’ve got the nerve.”

  • MynameisBlarney

    Today in “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!” News….

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141730727

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Opps!

    • Asterix

      LMAO! But, also, too, head-desk.

    • TJ Barke
    • Lance Thrustwell

      Incompetence in this administration – it’s contagious?

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        I’d at least call it karma.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Well…the Secret Service has been showing signs of incompetence for years.

      • DahBoner

        Who leaves their laptop in their car in New York Fucking City???!?!?

        • H0mer0

          who has a house and a driveway in New York Fucking City?

          • DahBoner

            I lived in a house with a backyard in NYC, but no driveway. 😕

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Derp. Excellent reminder that no matter how badly your work day is going, it could be worse!

    • Sophia

      Uh, why are they travelling around with information about the Hillary Clinton email investigation?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Wasting taxpayer money on a wild goose chase?

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      Wait–don’t a lot of Russian immigrants live in that area of Brooklyn?

  • Thorn Spike

    “Let me be very clear: Like my boss, I am A Idiot, I have no business being here, and I haven’t the vaguest idea what the fuck I’m doing.”

    • MamaBrown

      “and I was told specifically that there would be no math. what gives?”

    • Slamtundra

      Plus I’m SO TIRED. I’m taking a nap.

      • CeeQ

        Ok guys, we done here? Rexy needs a big boy nap.

  • stankbait

    What? An APO threatening to do some brown people ass whipping. Doubtful.

    • Red Bird Ω

      APO?

  • proudgrampa

    We are freakin’ doomed.

    • Proud Liberal

      I tend to agree.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    The Korean War has been on hiatus since the ’53 season.

    It’s time to bring the reality show back to prime time.

    And now, in living color!

    • marxalot

      Does this mean a new M*A*S*H* series?

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        From your Hotlips to Crom’s.

      • Liberoid Ron

        Yes, but they’ll all be in ABC suits and treating radiation burns.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Heck no. There’s no evidence that healing soldiers has any benefits.

      • Anna Rompage

        Yeah, except the new exciting premise is that it will be based on a US run concentration camp/prison, where they torture the incarcerated, and HotLips is going to be replaced by Lynndie England

      • Nockular cavity

        Yes, but this war will only last three hours, instead of three years.

        • LucindathePook

          Remember Mommy, I’m off to kill a Commie
          So send me a salami and try to smile somehow
          I’ll look for you when the war is over
          An hour and a half from now
          ——- Tom Lehrer, So Long, Mom, I’m Off to Drop the Bomb

        • Raan

          Get the right cast, and you can still manage to stretch it for eleven years.

  • Sardonicuss

    Even Reygun, imbecile that he was, knew that when wagging a dog, pick a small toothless dog that can’t bite you or your allies back.

    • Ducksworthy

      Raygun’s handlers were mostly sane.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Well, I’m glad there ain’t much oil underneath N. Korea or we would be at war already.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    Donald trump inspires the troops:

    “Remember, these North Koreans are a bunch of losers! They are sad and weak! I want you to go out and kill gooks! Make America Great Again!™ We will march on a road of bones – the bones of our pathetic enemies, and the bones of the fake news media! I will be marching with you! (in spirit only – I have these nasty bone spurs on my heels…)”

  • Zonath

    Back when I lived in ROK during the Bush II administration back in the “Axis of Evil” days, there were few things that stoked anti-American sentiment like the US saber-rattling against DPRK (well, that and speed skating, FFS). After all, Seoul is well within range of North Korean artillery, and most South Koreans really aren’t all that keen to be put at risk by whatever piece of political theater the USA wants to put on with the DPRK’s regime. These sorts of threats do little more than play into the Kim clan’s hands by shoring up support at home and eroding our support in South Korea.

    But hey, I’m sure a failed real estate developer from New York can really succeed in getting the DPRK government to give up its nuclear ambitions where the past few administrations have been unsuccessful, and can do so without causing mass casualties amongst our closest allies in the region, right? After all, the main event in the region is counterbalancing China’s influence, so we’re not going to engage in a war that weakens and alienates our strongest allies in the region, right?

    Right?

    Goddamn, I’m glad it’s St. Paddy’s Day, because I need to get fucking wasted in a socially acceptable manner.

    • Sophia

      One problem with your thought process “can do so without causing mass casualties amongst our closest allies in the region.” Haven’t seen them worrying about mass casualties yet. See Mideast.

      • Zonath

        Yeah, we’re probably fucked.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Oh. The Mideast in our latest versions isn’t anything close to the mass of mass casualties that DPRK can inflict on ROK in just a week.

      • Notreelyhelping

        Earlier this week, there was some BS about Seal Team Six going in to “decapitate the regime,” followed quickly by ST6 saying, “Yo, we don’t do that shit, man.” Someone might want to update ST6’s job description.

        No talk, of course, what would happen after said decapitation. Impromptu soccer game? Captured Seals fed to dogs?

        • Lamashtar

          I watched The Interview too! Apparently sexy North Koreans are just waiting to rebel once the Yankee running dogs kill their leader!

          • Octavia Bratenpfeffer

            They will strew rose petals in the streets to welcome their liberators!

    • Jeff Ackerman

      I’m sure the biggest concern to this administration is where the fallout will spread, if the winds will carry it east towards the US mainland its a no-go situation. The foreigners to the west of North Korea are probably ok to radiate.

      • Slamtundra

        Yeah, I don’t think Trump has any intention of preventing NK from acquiring nuclear weapons; he probably hopes they attack South Korea or Japan so he can go down as the big man who nuked them.

      • Octavia Bratenpfeffer

        I don’t think we want to find out how China would express its displeasure at having shit blown up on its doorstep.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I urge everyone who wants to know more about North Korea to read “Under The Loving Care Of The Fatherly Leader” by Bradley K Martin. Its a little dated but a excellent history of North Korea.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Like Donnie is running for reelection in South Korea.

    • Octavia Bratenpfeffer

      Hell, Seoul is practically within range of NK hand grenades, let alone missiles…

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    This may already be downthread, but I can’t resist

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmT0_hKSUrw

    • Proud Liberal

      Greatest movie of all time!

    • puredog

      What “land war”? Just gon’ lob a few newks, is all.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Maybe it’s just me, but Tillerson appears to be more like a spoiled billionaire than a diplomatic type.

    Funny, that.

    • Alan

      Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?

    • Slamtundra

      Yeah, I don’t get all the talk about how that guy is one of the adults in the room. He’s not. He’s a dink.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      He’s used to being ultimate boss. The ultimate boss doesn’t have to negotiate, he just orders what he wants done. Diplomacy isn’t like that, and Tillerson is far from prepared to do battle with seasoned diplomats.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Exactly! I fear that we are going to get ourselves into conflict that will be very difficult to end, cost many lives and injuries and make a lot of money for the usual scumbags.

  • Asterix

    https://twitter.com/SteveKopack

    Trump: “Major meeting” tonight at Mar-a-Lago to “talk all about the VA”

    *turns to VA Sec.*

    Will you be there?

    *awkwardly shakes head no*

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Sigh…of course.

    • DahBoner
      • Laffing Crow

        Looks like Donny was playing his ball from deep in the rough. Oooops, I metaphored.

      • H0mer0

        I thought that was Ted Knight from Caddy Shack, but he wasn’t that fat.

    • Thaumaturgist

      If the Secretary of State isn’t invited to the White House meeting with the foreign minister of Mexico why would the VASecretary be expected to be present for a VA shindig at Mar-a-Lago, especially when the $200,000 membership fee is slightly out of reach for a Gubmint employee?

      • puredog

        Nowadays, it depends entirely WHICH government employee. For many new appointees $200K is pocket change.

    • Notreelyhelping

      Because nobody loves the troops like…who is it again?

  • cheetojeebus

    It’s almost as if that dumbass bully in 4th grade who ate his own boogers is in charge eh?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      And is still eating his own boogers.

      • puredog

        And everybody else’s boogers, too.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Lol. I had thought of including that also too.

    • Laffing Crow

      Boogers make you STRONG LIKE BULL!

  • Nockular cavity

    UNPOSSIBLE! He was a CEO! CEOs work 100s of times harder than everybody else, that’s why they earn every cent of their pay.

    You libtards would know that if you knew anything about the real world, duh.

  • DahBoner
    • Doug Langley

      Actually, when Tricky Dick was asked about nukes in Vietnam, he replied “No way!!”

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        So Trump is bringing back the Madman theory?

  • WeaselPoo

    Yeahh….about that “intercontinental ballistic missile that could reach the U.S” thing….which has mentioned every year for at least 20 years;
    As far as I can tell the only chance a North Korean ‘ICBM’ could reach the US would be if, once it hits either the China Sea or the Sea of Japan—as NK missiles always do—it then swims the rest of the way to the US.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      The easy way for DPRK to nuke the US is load a nuke on a container ship headed to Long Beach. Rock solid targeting and delivery reliability.

      • Brad H

        I’ve had the same thought about their nukes: they just need a couple of agents and a truck to hide a warhead somewhere in Seoul and a boat and a truck to hide one in Tokyo. In the event of hostilities, the first warning that the U.S. would have would be mushroom clouds over both cities. No missile launch and no warhead need even hit the U.S. to totally fuck not just our economy but the entire world economy.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          And “hiding” can be, rent a little warehouse and park the truck inside. It avoids all the rocket science of a ballistic missle. Literally.

  • Alexander Stallwitz
  • Pilotshark

    Frankie goes to Hollywood
    Two Tribes
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOQUnvI3CA

    The air attack warning sounds like.
    This is the sound.
    When you hear the air attack warning, You and your family must take cover
    Comrad number one
    A born again poor man’s son
    (Poor man’s son)
    On the air America
    I modeled shirts for Van Heusen
    (Workin’ for the black mask)

    Switch up your shield
    Switch up and feel
    I’m walkin’ out, lover hey
    I’m givin’ you back a good time
    I’m shippin’ out, out
    I’m workin’ for the black mask

    Tell the world that you’re winning

  • Shoto

    Saber-rattling at the craziest (or now second craziest?) head of state in the world. Good strategy if you’re, y’know, A Idiot Moran.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Oh, he‘s not suicidal. Actually dying is for all the other losers.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Remember the old psych thing about how the crazyiest guy in sight sucks all the air out of the room because everyone else deals with him? There’s a new sheriff in town.

    • dshwa

      It’s true. Nobody fucks up a psych floor quite like a Cluster B personality

  • JMP

    And he’s been busy firing all the senior State Department officials while Trump’s budget wants to slash their funding by almost a third. It looks like they think we don’t need a State Department, not when Donald can just conduct all diplomacy through Twitter instead.

    • Slamtundra

      Well, with twitter and bombs.

  • Ducksworthy

    I’m afraid we’re going to have to being back some retired Kremlinologists to explain whats going on now.

  • Professor Fate

    Korean War the Reboot. Because it worked out so well last time.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I’ll never forget where I was when we received the news that Lt Colonel Henry Blake’s plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

      I was on the living room floor sitting too close to the TV.

    • rhewitt

      Will the come with a MASH remake, though? At least we can look forward to the MASH remake….

    • Lori Dufort

      Well maybe you’ll get another MASH series out of it.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Time to invest in kimchi futures?

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      Not to sound too grim, but make sure you’re still gonna have a market to sell into.

      • Notreelyhelping

        Hmm. Good point.

  • Panika MCD

    maybe Secretary Tin Man just needs some oil.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      That’s quite ironical.

      • Panika MCD

        I thought it was more punny.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          That’s a parsing I’ll need to ponder. Ok. I looked it up. It might not technically be a pun. But. I think for sure it could be punnily ironic

          • Panika MCD

            in any case, it was a reference to his previous job and now it’s not funny anymore.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            And also too cleverly conflating his name with tin man and tying in the oil to get him moving again after getting stuck.

          • Panika MCD

            I started from the oil and then tied in the Tin Man. tin men don’t till.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            True. They’re also known as hatchet men. Or maybe axers.

      • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

        Oh, c’mon, have a heart!

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Doh. And. “Have a heart” only now finally got me to realize that ironical has iron in it. That could hav been punny if I’d realized it.

          • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

            F ‘e only knew how symbolic he was.

    • Mormos

      Oil = coke? Meth? Oxy?

      • Panika MCD

        CRUDE.

      • Fartknocker

        Sweet or sour crude?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      you’d think the CEO of Exxon would have plenty

      • Panika MCD

        it could be considered an emolument. you’d think he would have stocked them in his blood oil bank, but I guess he didn’t pack enough for the trip.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    I’m hoarding bottle caps now. Contact me in two years and we’ll trade supplies.

    • HazooToo

      Make that 200. I’ve made reservations for one of those fancy Vaults! We’re gonna be in Vault 13. I hear they’ve got one of those amazing new water chips!

      • Dr.Zoidberg

        I got Vault 112 – they have virtual reality pods!

  • BPMM

    Tillerson is just holding down the Secretary of State position while the department gets gutted. In the near future, when the Russian sanctions are lifted, he and Trump will exercise their rights to the Arctic oil through their 19% ownership in Rosneft. Rex will resign from his cabinet position and reassume the CEO of ExxonMobile. Trump and Tillerson will gain riches beyond your imagination. It’s all wrapped up in a nice little package.

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      Actually, he’ll want to be careful. I think indictments will follow this administration like seagulls follow a fishing boat.

    • Lamashtar

      Yeah. I’m betting Tillerson is there to kill the State, not merely profit off it.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    I wonder what this little jaunt is going to cost American taxpayers.

    http://www.aspentimes.com/news/trump-kids-families-to-visit-aspen-this-weekend/

  • azeyote

    Trump is gonna need a good war to cover his ass, and not some sissy ass Grenada war – his ego will only accept a huge great war so he can Andrew Jackson all over some brown people –

    • HazooToo

      Or yellow. Depends on which one of the various nations finally gets tired of being hit with a stick and bites.

    • artem1s

      yea, but I don’t see this pack of incompetents doing a better job with this than they did writing a health care law. While they might very well kill millions in the process but this is going to end up a giant cluster fuck. Especially if they draw China into the mess.

      The 7th Cavalry is in Korea.

      General Custer: “There are no Indians there, I suppose. ‘

      Jack Crabb: “I didn’t say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won’t be nothing left but a greasy spot. This ain’t the Washita River, General, and them ain’t helpless women and children waiting for you. They’re Cheyenne braves, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you’ve got the nerve.”

      • Me not sure

        “Little Big Hands”?

        • Zyxomma

          All the upfists for this!

      • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

        My mom said that after that movie got released, lots of people started saying “My heart soars like an eagle”.

      • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

        And then his name got lent to a county, a city, a state park…

    • YourNameHere

      Maybe he meant to threaten Laos?

  • x111e7thst

    get the guy some adderal. or modafinil maybe?

  • artem1s

    how many travel miles did Hillary put in as SOS? really, these guys got some nerve

    • stubbornirishlass

      Right, but to be fair, she did fall down that one time.

    • how many travel miles did Hillary put in as SOS?

      About a million, and Kerry beat that by a few hundred thousand. Tillerson apparently wouldn’t make it through a drive from DC to Front Royal VA. It’s only 70 miles, but sometimes traffic on I-66 is heavy.

      The contrast of the Trump administration with the prior regime can be quite amusing. Or terrifying.

      • artem1s

        Kerry has to be pretty pissed about all of this. I imagine he’s been getting a lot of WTF phone calls from friends overseas

        • Kerry has to be pretty pissed

          Heck, the nine living former Secretaries of State must be pissed (note that “living” includes Kissinger, who is actually undead.) Trump, Bannon, and Tillerson are undoing all their work going back to John Foster Dulles. Also every U.S. Ambassador who actually tried to do a good job.

          We have to face it: Trump is disassembling the United States of America.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Has he tried a rejuvenating oil bath?

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      He should ask Dick Cheney what his secret is, though it’s probably the blood of children, or some endangered species.

      • YourNameHere

        Cyborg parts.

    • John

      Or a Red Bull, for god’s sake! Are we really going to nuke a few hundred thousand people just because this old fart wants a nap?

      • NellCote71

        Yes.

    • MOG253

      ExxonMobil?

    • TootsStansbury

      Carbon! Take me away!

  • Me not sure

    Never poke a sleeping bear in the eye. All you get is a very pissed off mindless brute.

  • Jim Dalen

    If only he had the stamina and energy of a common Hillary.

  • We have been in a state of war with N Korea since 1950. Trump wouldn’t even have to wake up Congress to start his war, just violate the truce in a bigly way and “Boom” there goes Seoul.

    • spacecat in space

      Goddamn it. They need to avoid getting the source of ¾ of my streaming TV blown up.

      • Maxine Headroom

        I feel like kind of a douche for this, but my biggest worries about this North Korea thing are the members of my favorite band, who are or will soon be doing their compulsory service. Seunghyun even posted pictures from American Psycho and Dr. Strangelove on Instagram the day after the election. :(

        • spacecat in space

          Lee Min Ho just started his compulsory service. They’re trying to get Goo Jun Pyo killed, man. Geum Jan Di is gonna be pissed.

  • Jennifer R

    Bunch of tired, poorly trained, old men who have been thrust into positions far over their heads are going to bring hellfire and damnation to us all.

  • Laffing Crow

    Being a War President is great! You get that extra layer of secrecy and “Hey, don’t question my shit, Traitor!”

    But seriously, I wonder who he’s gonna cast as Hawkeye and Trapper John this time around?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I’m seeing Jake Gyllenhaal as Hawkeye.

    • spacecat in space

      John Cho and Kal Penn, mebbe? Yes? Plz?

  • Longstreet63

    So, it seems that “The Great Negotiator” thinks talking to North Korea is just too tough. Not as good at it as other recent SecStates, I guess. Or, you know, Dennis Rodman.
    Also, did somebody tell Tillerson that Secretary of State was a 9-to-5 job? Or that overseas travel and jet lag would not be involved?

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      If hours-log negotiating is too hard on him, maybe Kerry or HRC can show him how.
      Dear Crom, we will have these boneheads for another 4 years.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    These fuckwits are going to get us all killed.

  • CeeQ

    OH. WELL. At least Rex is well rested. We can relax on that point. Wouldn’t want him to be challenged at all in his new job as the top Diplomat with “doing a good job” and all that nonsense! He’s the CEO! Aren’t there underlings to attend to the details??

    • OrdinaryJoe

      He’s tanned, he’s rested, he’s ready … for a round of golf.

  • John

    I like “twit in chief”. May I use that from now on? I’m tired of my previous name for him, President Tiny Dick.

  • fawkedifiknow

    This is just great. Two countries with nuclear weapons and seven-year-olds in charge.

    • Weevie

      Unfortunately, King Kong Ding Dong has been at this faaaaarrrr longer than Trump.

  • CATMAN

    I’m sure the South Koreans are thrilled to be the hostage in Trump’s power politics game, when, after all, the gun is aimed at their heads and not ours

  • Bitter Scribe

    Hillary Clinton managed to make meetings around the world on time despite being at death’s door.

    • stubbornirishlass

      And despite the fact that no world leaders had any respect for her, nor for Obama.

      *sigh*

      • JackLinks

        I’m sure you have plenty of links to back up that your statement of yours, right?

        • stubbornirishlass

          Your snark meter appears to be in need of repair.

          • Nyumbu

            Next time use the sarcasm font.

    • rhewitt

      She had an unfair advantage though. The Hillary Double.

    • Weevie

      FAKE news!

      How come they don’t say that any more?

    • Foocatchoo

      NO she didn’t…she was too busy typing e-mails! E-MAILS! EEEEEEEEE-MAILS!

  • Weevie

    They haven’t fucking done anything! Their so called missile collection is 10x bigger than their GDP and it takes so long for one of those things to get to us (they won’t fly that far) we’d shoot it down. And the next 50 they launched. Then, they’re bankrupt.

    So much for what is real, you go Till!

  • MOG253

    A business guy who is used to setting his schedule to meet his needs, minions can handle the rest.

  • Remind EVERYONE: Bill Clinton almost got to persuading Kim Jong-Il to denuclearize in 2000. Then Dubya’s cowboys came in and trashed the whole deal (because the DPRK was going to collapse any day now so why bother). We have never been closer to sanity in Korea than back then.

    • thank you i had forgotten that.

      that reminds me that dubya also trashed an iranian agreement offer after 9/11. that too has worked to our advantage.

      and this ‘administration’ makes bush II look like metternich.

    • YourNameHere

      I remember all of Clinton diplomatic work. Bush shit on all of it.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      Poor Madeleine Albright, she had to watch all her hard work be pissed away. It must have been agony. John Kerry is about to watch his hard work be destroyed in Iran too.

  • Mavenmaven

    He knows the South Koreans don’t want a war on their shores, but Trump wants to show he’s macho, pyew pyew pyew, so he didn’t want to listen to the South Koreans.

    • H0mer0

      I’m sure Abe Shinzo wouldn’t want another one so close to home literally.

      • mailman27

        Not if he was being honest about it.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Remember those days?

    //twitter.com/20committee/status/842896777833517059

    Remember when we had political debates about taxes, budgets, social issues – not, "Why is POTUS such a creep and maybe traitor?"Good times.— John Schindler (@20committee) March 18, 2017

  • Incoming (“Fake News”) Ham

    Do you hear the buzzing sound in the background as Congress cuts down every valuable budget tree in the public forest?

    Trump is a welcome distraction so they can do what they want under the radar. I don’t see their strategy ending well.

    • doggiedaddy

      And when they are done stripping the country dry and selling it off, then and only then will they throw Trump under the bus.

  • YourNameHere

    I’m running out of ways to swear!!!!

  • T112598

    Its very clear that the only reason Tillerson was brought on as SOS was as a favor to him so he could take the millions he had wrapped up in Exxon and divest it without incurring capital gains tax, which is estimated to have saved him $71 million.
    Look for more naps and less diplomacy in the future.

    • mailman27

      Also, too to free up the $500 BILLION Exxon has frozen in the Russian sanctions.

    • Nyumbu

      Rexxon Tillerson is unfit to be SOS. No stamina. SAD.

  • Foocatchoo

    Rex needed a nap ’cause of all the handshaking he’s been doing with important people and non-answering he’s been doing with Andrea Mitchell

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Done.

    Dear Mr. Tillerson,

    You no longer work in the private sector. You are now the head of an important department in the federal government. You work for taxpayers such as myself and every other citizen of the United States. Your repeated refusal to engage with the press is unacceptable. It keeps us uninformed and makes us wonder just what you are up to. This level of absolute secrecy is no longer your prerogative. Grant our free press access to you so we can stay informed about what you are doing in our names.

    Regards,
    (Breaking Dead Men)

    https://register.state.gov/contactus/

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  • doggiedaddy

    Don’t you have to do something before you say your’re tired of doing something because of something something?

    I guess he found out Heir Trump couldn’t make $$$ off the North K’s so,,,,ZZZzzzzzzz
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9978a4c35407aa4e2edd90c51b0a549/tumblr_mrxr4mctjQ1qmb7u4o2_400.gif

    • Jo Mathie

      I think that dog speaks or naps for us all…

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