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Well, here is something you hear every day, if you are listening to superlawyer Larry Klayman: It is time to “legally, peacefully” “destroy” the Left and “put them in prison.”

Here, let me help you up off the floor.

Remember all those times President Barack Obama forgot to put people in FEMA camps, even though Larry Klayman PROMISED he would, in addition to making people “white slaves,” by having them work FOR A BLACK MAN? It seems old Larry, who is very good at “legal,” might have been projecting a tiny bit.

After Attorney General Jeff Sessions said last week he was open to an investigation — of the Obama Justice Department — Larry Klayman really wanted to get in on the action.

“I commend Attorney General Jeff Sessions,” Klayman said, “and I hope to work with him in this noble goal. This is just round one. It’s time that the evil forces of the left be legally destroyed. In this world that we live in today, it’s either them or us; the two of us cannot live side-by-side. One is going to have to go, legally, peacefully. But these people who are trying to destabilize the Trump presidency and not have this country be made great again, frankly, they need to be thrown in prison.”

LOCK US UP! LOCK US UP!

Perhaps you were under the impression that in the United States, it is not halal to say things like “it’s either them or us” about other Americans, seeing as how it carries that vague whiff of Hutu v. Tutsi. If that’s the case, you probably also thought that it would be … let’s call it “ineffective” lawyering to call a judge who ruled against you “a woman scorned” and explain that other judges who ruled against you just did so because they are Jews.

You may have been right once, but NOT IN TRUMP’S AMERICA, BOYOS! Here, all judges are either Mexican or Jews or “so-called.” So Larry Klayman, superlawyer, finally has a forever home!

Good luck with your mass internments, Mr. Klayman! Just think how many jobs constructing “camps for 66 million people” will be! AND how many jobs will open up in the academy, and Hollywood, and anywhere people have to know stuff good, like, say, the Department of Energy, or the federal courts!

Won’t it be nice for them once we’re all gone? They can go to movies produced by either Kirk Cameron or Dinesh D’Souza and starring Janine Turner or Victoria Williams Jackson (sorry!), and study law at that Noah’s Ark theme park, and all get their hair done by whoever this “Modest Mom” thinks is okay to be a hairdresser (spoiler: it DEFINITELY ain’t no gaysexual!), and just generally have a lovely, liberal-free life.

Oh my, won’t it be fun! And don’t worry, sisters! There’ll be lots of good jobs for women, too!

There'd be lots of good jobs for women, too!

See you in the camps!

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  • Villago Delenda Est

    I have a slightly different idea with Larry hiimself, and it has something to do with a Walk of Atonement and some fruit.

    • Alan

      I was thinking a plank and a sword.

      • kindness

        Oh how cruel. Like a good little liberal I would throw brother Klayman an ACME anvil to assist him in his waters of doom.

    • mailman27

      Not naked though, dear God!

  • memzilla Ω

    Ya know, when I read Rise and Fall Of The Third Reich, I didn’t think it was A FUCKING OPERATIONS MANUAL.

  • Crystalclear12

    Electoral college sucks!

    I just feel the need to say that every once and awhile.

  • memzilla Ω

    Well, if they lock us all up, at least we’ll all have current Federal ID cards so we can vote. Wait, what?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Rags
  • Ωbjectifier
    • Crystalclear12

      Scariest. Movie. Ever.

  • Groundloop

    I’m beginning to suspect that this Karry Klayman fella might just be a bit tetched.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Basically, what Larry just did is call for civil war.

    • Bitter Scribe

      What part of “legally and peacefully” don’t you understand? If anyone objects to being locked up for disagreeing with Larry Klayman, that’s on them.

    • willi0000000

      strange but klayperson isn’t offering easy terms of surrender like we offered his side the last time they lost.

      [ i’ll bet i don]’t even get to keep my sword ]

  • Crystalclear12

    They don’t seem to take winning very well.

    Maybe they are tired of it?

  • Moebym the Persistent Returner

    It’s marginally better than wanting a genocide of liberals, like at least one Trump supporter does.

    • willi0000000

      wanna bet that the camps won’t be segregated by sex? . . . i’ll take any odds!

  • BMW

    If Bill Kristol proves anything, in the wingnutospere, it doesn’t matter how many time you yell “the sky is falling.”

    • Shibusa

      True–the GOP has devolved into one big doomsday cult. Voters have given up all critical thinking skills.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I wish Jesus would just come back and take them all away.

        • yyyaz

          This is why we will never have nice things.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    Ummmm…doesn’t the Constitution these shitbags profess to revere have a few things to say on the legality of imprisoning those who have different political views?

    • Crystalclear12

      Nope, doesn’t say anything about that in the 2nd.

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        Oh yeah, I forgot – that’s the only one that counts.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Not even in the forgotten first 13 words.

    • eka

      wait, the constitution is an actual document? i thought it was just a code word … they wouldn’t be so snobby intellectual as to expect anyone to read anything, would they? elitists!

    • JohnBull

      You’d think they’d take a look at the mini-Constitution they (claim to) carry around with them all the time.

    • Claire

      How would they know? It’s too full of big words, they can’t read it.

      • willi0000000

        big words . . . yup!

        and they haven’t figured out that those weird effs are just uncurled esses!

        [ still saying “purfuit of happineff” ]

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Calling dibs as Bill Gate’s cellmate.

  • Michael Loraine

    I think I would like to legally and peacefully insert dinner forks into Larry Klayman’s eyes. Nothing violent, just a legal, peaceful stabbing in the eyes with dinner forks. Do I need to apply for a permit for that?

    • With votes, of course.

    • Ωbjectifier

      He’s not a migratory bird so no permit required!

    • Bill Slider

      For plastic forks, yes. If you use Sterling silver forks, however, it is assumed you are conducting research.

    • aureolaborealis

      As long as he’s awake so he can see it coming, I support your peaceful proposal.

  • schmannity

    Save room in the prison for gadfly lawyers who inappropriately touch their children in the swimsuit area.

    http://wonkette.com/485407/judicial-watch-founderclinton-nemesis-larry-klayman-might-have-touched-his-children-in-their-swimsuit-areas

  • Foocatchoo

    This is the kind of guy who goes to gay bars which have back rooms for dirty deeds.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Done dirt cheap.

      • VirginiaLady

        Done with sheep.

    • Oblios_Cap

      The quit claim or warranty kind?

      • Foocatchoo

        the land-contract type…

      • LesBontemps

        Bargain-and-sale, I would think.

        • Shucky Ducky

          Done dirt cheap, I hear.

          ETA: shit–always check down thread, especially when it comes to AC?DC.

    • Bill Slider

      Or, so you have heard.

  • Bitter Scribe

    And don’t worry, sisters! There’ll be lots of good jobs for women, too!

    The ones who can ovulate, at least.

    • Foocatchoo

      As a male, that stirred my phantom uterus

  • Oblios_Cap

    If they lock up all the liberals, there will be no more comedies to watch, decent music to listen to, or computer nerds to fix their computers when these asshats get a virus from downloading porn.

    Enjoy Galt’s Gulch, motherfuckers.

    • Fritz1964

      And the remaining red-hats will become the slaves of the 1%. Sounds almost worth it,,,

    • JohnBull

      What makes you think they listen to decent music or watch comedies now?

      • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

        Good point. Music for a RWNJ some shitty faux country song and comedy is tripping a disabled person.

      • beavertank

        In Trump’s America, all music is Ted Nugent or covers of Ted Nugent, and all TV is endless reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond.

        Not just because they kicked out all liberals, but also because they strongly prefer bland boring pablum to anything else.

        • Truly Madly Derply

          Um. I would (okay, I have) watched endless reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond. That show has Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle; Trump’s America can’t have them. Give ’em Duck Dynasty. That’s right–let them eat quack.

    • aureolaborealis

      Ask me how I can tell you don’t know a lot of computer nerds …

      • LadyLaz

        Yeah. Full nest of libertarians in general

  • Inner Venom

    So Liberals criticizing Donald Trump are trying to “destabilize the Trump administration” but all the conservatives making threats on Obama’s life (as well as his wife and children) were just “patriots”?

    • Oblios_Cap

      You obviously have figured things out, young padawan.

    • Foocatchoo

      Me an mah Sister-Wife can tell you that Jaysus was a patriot!

    • JohnBull

      See, being a conservative really is that easy! No empathy or critical thinking required. That’s why there are so damn many of them.

  • tkrepel

    Um, I think you mean Victoria Jackson, not Victoria Williams. As much as I’d like to see films starring a very talented singer and songwriter who needs donations to cover her health problems, Mr. Klayman is probably not going to make that happen.

    • msanthropesmr

      I remember watching her play. And the whole dammed crowd seem so far away. Oh so far away.

    • rebecca

      oh my goodness!

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Will liberals be allowed to run Facebook and the rest of the Internets from prison, so Larry has someplace to share his thoughts?

  • Sardonicuss

    “In this world that we live in today, it’s either them or us; the two of us cannot live side-by-side.”

    Day after day, I find my self more and more in agreement with that sentiment.

    • Inner Venom

      Geez, and the right wing has the nerve to say the left is divisive.

    • Claire

      Yeah, I came to that conclusion back in November. Keep up, Republicans.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I wonder if Rush Limbaugh thought wing-nut radio would be this wildly successful back in the 80’s when he started it.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    The entire country would be like an overturned Porta Potty at a free Ted Nugent music festival in 2 weeks or so.

    • Inner Venom

      He’s gotta make them free now? He’s that desperate?

  • schmannity

    And don’t liberals have lice? Definitely need to be deloused before prison. Also, prison is no place for gold fillings, hair, or shoes, which should also be collected.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      They should give us little tattoos so they can tell us apart.

      • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

        Perhaps something conspicuous on our clothing, too?

        • schmannity

          A big yellow L

  • anwisok
    • Sardonicuss

      Awww…..its anteater-lizard, fox-bear, cat-dog and puppy-squirrel. Those are the technical names right?

      • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

        I believe the the genus species for one of them is Houndus pussius

  • Daniel Hooper

    My legal experience involves seeing pretty much every episode of the original Law & Order series and playing all the Phoenix Wright and Dangan Ronpa games…

    … I think I’m more qualified to be an actual lawyer than this moron.

    • Parakeetist

      So’s my poodle.

  • JMP

    It really didn’t take long after the “election” of an overt white supremacist as President for the Republican party to go full Nazi, did it.

  • cheetojeebus

    I think he’s a couple turds shy of a full latrine.

    • proudgrampa

      Definitely not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

  • Anna Rompage

    “One is going to have to go, legally, peacefully.”

    Seeing that we have the highest incarceration rate in the world, twice as high as Iran, and three times higher than China, I’d say we’re well on our way to becoming Larry Klansman’s vision of Conservatopia…

  • Fritz1964

    Not having my cheaters handy, I thought is name was Klanman. I think it fits better…

    • Jamoche

      Klay:Klan::blah:black. It’s that Southern dropped consonant thing.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Bring it, motherfucker.

  • Inner Venom

    “But these people who are trying to destabilize the Trump presidency and not have this country be made great again, frankly, they need to be thrown in prison”

    More like the hypocritical, insecure people like you have never made America great AT ALL. Only for your own personal economic interests. And you think people who disagree with you should be thrown in prisons? Not exactly doing much to help the comparisons to Hitler and Mussolini, are you?

  • Rick Hill

    Not to worry. Let them ponder the logistics of this and they will find a solution. After all, death camps were only about the size of a football field. Efficient and they took care of the problem.

  • Anna Rompage

    This guy is a nazi isn’t he? So it’s alright to punch him in the face? Right?

    • LesBontemps

      I’ma go with “yes.”

    • Inner Venom

      That “white slaves” comment seems to suggest that, yeah.

    • aureolaborealis

      He’s already punching himself in the face every day, with gin.

  • whitroth

    If it goes there, I’m not ending up in the Warsaw Ghetto. I mean, until they do, as a Free Amurkan, I have the Right to buy all the firearms and ammo I want…. Now, can I get that Sherman tank that I saw in front of a VFW post once running again?

    • The Wanderer

      I want to get the blueprints for the Renault FT-17. I figure a tankette is about right for my neighborhood.

      • whitroth

        No need. We get an old truck, and weld steel on the front…. (at 20 of the hour, of course).

  • JustDon’tSayDieInJail
  • elviouslyqueer

    I’m not at all suggesting that Larry Klayman dreams of touching underage boys in their no-no places, but hey, those eyes don’t lie. And besides, it would be irresponsible not to speculate wildly and freely about such things.

  • Can’t Jesus just get on with rapturing these assholes?

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      He’s done. Took all the good ones last year and left us Huckabee.

    • Crystalclear12

      Tick. Tock, dude.

    • Sardonicuss

      Hey, that’s my morning prayer? Verbatim too.?

      • Crystalclear12

        Heard it thru your microwave.

        • Sardonicuss

          I have a slightly longer version:
          ” Oh lord sky giant, who is so very bigly. Please taketh unto your bosom this veritable multitude of assholes, who practice their assholer-y in thine name. Smite them mightily about the head and facial area lord, and cast them back…..over there somewhere….around Jupiter maybe. Verily and shit.”
          Ramen

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Jesus is getting old and confused. It already happened. We now have a nation of ruptured assholes instead of raptured assholes.

      • Hutch

        Let’s tell them that! The Rapture already happened and all of you fake Christians are going to hell with the rest of us!

  • Rick Hill

    Well, now. Everyone in my cellblock is going to get an earful of “See? I told you FEMA camps were in our best interests but noooo. Everyone was all 12th dimensional chess master and rule of law.”

  • Crystalclear12

    I’m starting to be grateful that your average Republican is less efficient than your average German.

    • Rick Hill

      Seems like, the higher up you go in the hierarchy, the more inept and bungling they become.

      • Oblios_Cap

        The Peter Principle in action.

    • JohnBull

      Germans marched all over the continent in heat and snow. Angle parking is a challenge to your average Republican.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      It’s a bloody good thing.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Your very, very, very average republican, you mean.

  • Jenny

    I’m hoping I get Guantanamo! Please, please, please not Ohio!

    • therblig

      years ago in national lampoon, there was a picture of one of these jackets, but instead of vietnam, it said ohio.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/694cb2d75a19e75b1b4cf8b871cc072f5399484ddd671d69e80c2bc2264af5d0.jpg

      • Jamoche

        Obviously a C programmer; the “goto” instead of “go to” – plus the sentiment – give it away.

        • whitroth

          Say wha’? I vaguely remember using a goto once, ever, in all the C I did.

          Actually, thinking about it, that’s how it’s spelled in all computer languages.

          • Jamoche

            C’s most notorious for it – you’re lucky you never encountered code written by a goto lover. There are plenty of languages where it doesn’t exist.

          • whitroth

            Say wha’? I don’t know *anyone*, nor have I worked with anyone, who thinks that way. A lot of managers would have anyone using goto’s in the chair.

          • Jamoche

            Never dealt with any 25 year old legacy code? Lucky you.

  • Bill Slider

    Funny, just the other day, I thought about how best to lock up Trump’s supporters. Votes came to mind, but that was but the beginning.

  • AndyC316

    I mean, if it was all of us, would it be so bad? Just think of all the liberal gay secks we could have if we were under the same roof!!! <3 <3

    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      I like they way you think, Internee #C316.

    • The Wanderer

      I’ll bring the soy sauce!

  • Hutch

    Seeing that Spicy has now been asked to walk back Trump’s wire tapping charge, I think the person “who [is] trying to destabilize the Trump presidency and not have this country be made great again” has the initials D.J.T.

    Politico (sorry): http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/sean-spicer-donald-trump-barack-obama-wiretapping-236001

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Just got a weird reply from a sad troll on
    the Wikileaks post from November 4th.

    What candidate went to convicted child sex offender jeffrey epstein’s lolita express to fantasy island in the bahamas . Oh yes, that was killary. She went there on six separate occasions. Oh my god. Well, she was trying to catch up with her husband billy boy who had gone there 20 times. Oh trump went there once and left abruptly, no party for him.

    KILLARY!

    • proudgrampa

      *shakes head in sadness*

    • MynameisBlarney

      LOL

      Fail troll is sad, pathetic, weak.
      Low energy.

    • Crystalclear12

      They are just copy and pasting it in these days.
      So sad.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      I would ask, “Why?????” , but I don’t I think I care why they do this shit anymore.

    • Master Contrail Program

      It would be weirder if you got a normal reply from a happy troll though.

      • MynameisBlarney

        They exist, and aren’t usually nearly as dense as that one.

    • Anna Rompage

      You know who else used to party on down with Jeffrey?

      Donald Trump….

  • MynameisBlarney

    Speaking of gnatsee assholes…

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/jontron-jon-jafari#destiny-debate

    One would think that with a last name like “Jafari” palling around with white nationalists, AKA nazis, might not be such a brilliant idea.

    • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

      JFC. What a couple of Nazi tittybabies.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Indeed.

    • TJ Barke

      That’s a shame, cuz he’s actually pretty funny.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Geez, Trump just gave a spiel blaming the Democrats for dragging their feet on approving his Labor Secretary. You know, the one who withdrew his name from consideration.

    • mackafritz

      Aren’t the republicans in charge?

  • Martini Ambassador

    Larry is gonna be bummed when all them libs in the blue states are all locked up and then there is no more tax base.

    • RepubAnon

      The Republicans would never do this – they’d have to raise taxes to pay for the prisons.

      • yyyaz

        They already bill prisoners/inmates for their stays.

      • marxalot

        Naah, they’ll just borrow from China, outsource the construction to private firms, sign over the operations to private prison companies, bilk the contractors, and default on the debt! It’s win-win!

        • Jamoche

          Trump Prison!

        • TJ Barke

          #sickofwinning

    • georgiaburning

      Iowa will need to borrow more money to pay farmers not to grow stuff

  • OrG

    Can I be a trustee?

  • Me not sure

    In Rwanda the radio kept playing “Tut, Tut, Tutsi, Goodbye”. It can happen here.
    https://youtu.be/GeVa6U9yLCc

  • Anna Rompage

    Speaking of crazy racist conservatives….

    Rep. Steve King (R-IA) reportedly sought a “Chinese masseuse” at the
    same Moscow hotel where President Donald Trump is alleged to have
    engaged in lurid acts with Russian sex workers.

    It’s always to most outspoken & ridiculous ones, isn’t it?

    • The Wanderer

      With #4 you get Happy Ending!

      • yyyaz

        And a fortune cookie saying, “Your stay now available on DVD, BluRay and Netflix. Inquire at desk.”

      • Anna Rompage

        #5 Includes a happy ending, plus a side of pork chow mein & a egg roll to go!

    • Wild Cat

      He HAS to be from Iowa. Everyone in the know knows that you go to Thailand for a good massage . . .

    • tomamitai

      crazy racist conservatives

      Isn’t that all of them, now?

      • TJ Barke

        It’s definitely a majority.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Steve strikes me as the sort of person who regards everyone from the entire Asian continent as “Chinese”. Why didn’t he just stick closer to home and go to Maharishi Vedic City?

  • Kiri the Paid Protestor

    “See you in the camps!”

    So… Who wants to be my bunkmate?

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Do unicorns talk in their sleep?

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        I talk dirty in my sleep.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          That’s the best kind of unicorn sleep talking.

    • TJ Barke

      Depends, what benefits does a unicorn bunk mate offer?

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        I’m cuddly, warm, fuzzy, and smell only a little like composting grass!

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I would, but I won’t, because I like you: I have been told I fart in my sleep.

    • tomamitai

      I snore loudly, so I better get a wing to myself.

  • yyyaz

    Klayman is a whole Klown Kar of legal shittery in an ugly skin suit.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    It’s time that the evil forces of the left be legally destroyed.

    So basically destroy modern representative government based on the American Constitution????

    • The Wanderer

      Why yes. And replace it with the Super-Sekrit KKKonstitution that only white conservatives equipped with the secret decoder ring can read.

      • Master Contrail Program

        Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free, etc. And fuck you L. Greenwood and L. Klayman.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Freedom™ means the freedom to lock up anyone who disagrees with your political opinions.¹

      1) Does not apply for anyone who disagrees with my political opinions.

  • gamera23

    OK, Larry. We’ve got the liberal prison built and they’re all inside. Now just step into this little room here and we’ll lock the door and you’ll be safe “outside.”

    • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

      Douglas Adams plagiarisms!

    • HogeyeGrex

      Very safe. See? There’s even padding on the walls.

  • cats530

    Why can’t Larry just die off? He’s a useless, hateful, bitter bigot. What value does he add to society?

    • OrG

      Short answer: None.

    • The Wanderer

      He’s good for a laugh at times. Besides, Jim Hoft and Alex Jones need a pivot man for their weekend circle jerks.

      • cats530

        I’ll bet there’s a massive Viagra OD going on there.

      • Eileen Besse

        Only on weekends?

    • Anna Rompage

      What value does he add to society?

      A shining example of what NOT to grow up to be?

    • Master Contrail Program

      A cautionary tale?

    • tomamitai

      Fertilizer? “with votes”

  • puredog

    Now I can send you all the moneys since I won’t be needing it in stir!

  • beavertank

    …isn’t he disbarred, like, everywhere? And if not, what’s keeping the remaining state(s) that license him?

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    Every time I see his name I read “Larry Klanman”.

    • TJ Barke

      You’re not wrong.

    • FDRliberal

      “Every time I see his name I read “Larry Klanman”.”

      Which makes sense. For instance, in 2013, Klayman was at an anti-Obama event with this guy below. At the event, Klanman demanded that “the president leave town, to get up, to put the Quran down, to get up off his knees, and to figuratively come out with his hands up.”

      http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/53181/story_image/ConfederateFlag.jpg

  • cats530

    “Freedomwatch TV” – I’m not familiar with that one. Am I mistaken that it’s quite Orwellian in nature? And with a name like “Freedomwatch” is it a Koch bros subsidiary?

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    I am excited about starting up my artisan cheese contraband ring.

    • Anna Rompage

      I think once the GOP takes full control, artisan cheese will be considered anything other than Easy Cheese, Velveeta, or any other overly process American made cheese food products…

      • Juan de Fuca

        Asiago in an aerosol can. We can do this!

    • Sardonicuss

      I’ll be makin pruno hooch. Best around!

    • tomamitai

      Which type of toilet wine will it pair with?

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        AOT, K.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Just leave that Dorito dust on the windowsill to dry out. You don’t wanna know how it was smuggled in here.

  • anwisok

    I never this day would come, but here we are. The following are the LAST 4 IMAGES google has for “cute animals.” I’ve literally run out of cute animals to post.
    https://img1.etsystatic.com/031/1/6760300/il_fullxfull.589082733_1549.jpg
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7jIT2216KBQ/UP1et4xmG7I/AAAAAAABHhc/CqOI4lDPgLo/s1600/Cutest+Baby+Chicks+in+Hats+by+Julie+Persons+(18).jpg
    http://thecutest.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cute-chick-2.jpg
    http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/348161/slide_348161_3701463_free.jpg

    I guess I need to change to a different search term.

  • TJ Barke

    Because why bother trying to avoid comparisons to nazis?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Ryan Denniston

    “But these people who are trying to
    destabilize the Trump presidency and not have this country be made great
    again, frankly, they need to be thrown in prison.”

    Throw Trump and his Twitter into the slammer? Sign me up!

  • Master Contrail Program

    I guess it’s time to break out the ol’ toilet wine recipe. I mean, if the totally reasonable Larry Klayman says such things, they must be true.

  • goonemeritus

    I think he forgets that there are more of us than there are right wing loons.

    • marxalot

      At least 2.8 million more.

      • Rick Hill

        A lot of folks who identify as independent are hardly on board with the trump agenda.

        • goonemeritus

          Less and Less every day

          • YoBunnyBunny

            Hopefully, this will inspire them to quit with the holier-than-thou-above-partisan-both-sides-do-it posturing for the 2018 and 2020 elections. If that shit comes up in another election cycle, I might turn into a viper-punching cat. Not all independents, but you know, the smug ones…

        • georgiaburning
      • chortlingdingo

        And most of the too-young-to-vote crowd are pretty damn liberal too.

    • Hutch

      And some of us inherited our cop dad and cop grandfather’s entire collections.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    Just came across the Charles de Gaulle quote:

    You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.

    • FDRliberal

      Let’s hope the French don’t follow suit with Marine LePen. And in fairness to America, Trump is not a legitimate president.

      • tomamitai

        He certainly is a bastard!

    • Bigby

      “The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make the rest of us wonder at the possibility that we might be missing something.”

      -Gamal Abdel Nasser, currently generating 1.21 gigawatts of power daily in Egypt spinning in his grave

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        Eventually the complicated stupid moves become unsustainable. See: Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, etc.

      • davebedini

        Very clever, subtle reference, Marty.

  • cmd resistor

    Speaking of D’Souza, the U.S. Attorney guy who was fired was the one who prosecuted Dinesh. So Dinesh tried to do republican Twitter nasty humor, then got trolled. https://www.americanbazaaronline.com/2017/03/11/dinesh-dsouza-trolls-preet-bharara-on-twitter-gets-trolled-brutally423431/

    • FDRliberal

      Is there a special Twitter account for convicted felons like the repellent D’Souza?

      • cmd resistor

        #StupidTweets.

  • goonemeritus

    I call dibs on Elizabeth Warren for my cell mate.

    • HazooToo

      You have fun with that, I’m gonna hike to Canada and bunk with Trudeau… Or Pickwick, if he’s still married.

    • Clyde Barrow

      Cool. I’ll lock down with Scarlett Johansson.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Henry Rollins plz!1!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Liberoid Ron

      Dammit, people, that wasn’t supposed to have been an order!
      – H.L.

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    • Robert

      Wow!

      • Obama_Sucks

        EXTERMINATE would be a better scenario .

  • Well, of course he does.

    You can’t have an oppressive, illiterate, rapaciously capitalistic, theocratic dictatorship if you have a bunch of whiners constantly complaining about the ‘constitution’, ‘liberty’, and ‘human rights’ and all that hippie bullshit.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    He’s good with the legal like trump is good with the cyber.

  • Reximus
  • cheetojeebus

    I’m all set see, see I’m gonna carve a piece of yellow soap, see, Make it look like a gold bar, see. Buy my way out, ya dirty rats.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    We’ve seen this movie before.

    https://youtu.be/ULiK_qcjqlk

  • Juan de Fuca

    Larry Clayman is a lawyer in the same way that James O’Keefe is an investigative journalist.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    And this has been another episode of “Single Fascist Lawyer!”. Check in next week to see his eloquent reasoning for sending liberals in front of firing squads.

    Sponsored by your friends at the NRA

    • Clyde Barrow

      I’m buying more into the NRA’s credo of “Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.”

      Best keep off my lawn, Mr. Klayman.

      • Juan de Fuca

        Yeah, he wouldn’t feel too welcomed here, either. Classic example of a guy whose mouth is writing checks his ass can’t cash.

    • whitroth

      Since you put it that way, obviously, he wants to send the *men* to the firing squads, because he thinks women, without us rad-libs to confusticate their pretty little heads, will turn to him….

      Trust me, you do *not* want to know what I’m thinking. Well, for those that read sf, Hardwired, Walter Jon Williams (which I’m currently rereading)… send Sarah to him.

    • Single Fascist Lawyer
      Rounding up the libruls
      Wearing sexy jackboots
      And drowns in his own dribble

  • marxalot

    I’m gonna go with…
    Who?

  • Clyde Barrow

    The most authoritarian hacks on the web always go by names like ‘Freedom Watch’ and such. I suppose asking them to stop and smell the irony would be too much to ask?

    • TJ Barke

      Freedom for me but not for thee.

      • C Bierbauer78

        Dumb is not Free!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I’d rather they come right out and say it then dog-whistle it. Then they can’t say they are taken out of context.

    • tomamitai

      You bigly underestimate the depths of their mendacity.

    • Rick Hill

      Then again…
      “Well, then. You, are mistaken. When I said lock them all up, it was understood that we really want to put them in the ovens.”

    • Clyde Barrow

      The dog whistle brings the simpletons out of the trailers and around the campfire.

      • eyelashviper

        And all the leg lifting and peeing on the tires and stacks of empty beer cans is so tiresome.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          Don’t forget the shit pits.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        “My dog whistle brings all the rubes to my yard, and they’re like, it’s more racist than yours, damn right it’s more racist that yours”

        • LadyLaz

          Applaud

    • undercover epicurean
  • Notreelyhelping

    Well, now I’m worried: in the cross-hairs of a legal giant like this. Has he ever lost a case? Um…has it ever been his fault?

    • Clyde Barrow

      Far Right reactionaries taking personal responsibility? Funny!

    • eyelashviper

      Bundystan pal and re-writer of the Constitution, and hoarder of snacks, dildos, and french vanilla coffee creamer.

  • For true, I am so fucking fed up with this pack of assholes. That is all.

    • tomamitai

      Your post made me wonder what expression or word would best be used for an assemblage of assholes, and I immediately realized that “republican party” does the job nicely.

    • Grokenstein

      BUT. HER. E. MAILS.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        Shrill!

  • MamaBrown

    So wait–is this the “winning” I keep hearing about?

    • Rick Hill

      Must be a euphemism for reckless pillaging and raeping.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    IF there were actual wiretaps or other surveillance on the Trump campaign…

    and IF that surveillance was initiated by the Department of Justice or some other Obama administration agency in its official capacity, and not just by rogue elements…

    and IF that surveillance was not authorized by FISA or another widely accepted authorizing court…

    THEN there would be reason to prosecute, perhaps, a couple of dozen people at most. And personally, I would still consider them patriots and heroes.

    Is that sort of like what ol’ Larry is saying?

    • Liberoid Ron

      No. He’s saying ‘people who think differently from myself have to die.’

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        Yes. Exactly.

  • Show me someone who hates liberals and I’ll show you a degenerate.

  • Swampay

    Pro tip: if it is not permitted in the Constitution it is not legal.

  • Flashman

    I bet Klayman is the scourge of uncontested hearings in Small Claims Court.

  • LarryHoudini

    The thing I don’t understand is why isn’t Larry Klayman Trump’s AG. Does he hate Russians?

  • Mike

    Larry’s the kind of Christian that would place you gently into the oven…legally of course…

  • HorseChestnut

    I’m beginning to feel like letting people secede and break off into their own Straight White Jesusland would be the best thing we can do for all involved. Rednecks want a nation? Fine. But you can’t have ours.

    • Liberoid Ron

      Is there room for them on Sealand? I suppose we could stack them up like ‘immigrants.’

  • azeyote

    i’d like to be deterred on a nice club med style detention center in the Caribbean

  • miss_grundy

    And I would like to slap this Klayman jerk without benefit of votes……

  • Iam Reading

    He needs a swim in Bannon”s acid hot tub.

  • Jonny On Maui

    If anyone believes that a culture and class war isn’t already hot, well, wake up and smell the napalm. At least the liberals didn’t fire the first shot, regardless of what the fascists spout.

  • cafiene

    And they tell liberals to move to Iraq if they don’t like freedom? Well, isn’t it nice of him to bring it here?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Projection!….

  • Nick Scroggs

    If he gets a job with the Justice Department, I’m giving up my citizenship.

    • Liberoid Ron

      Let me know when you’re coming up our way. I’ll have coffee on.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Nah, I’m thinking more to flee to Japan or something. Thanks for the offer though.

        • Liberoid Ron

          Still, by that point I doubt there’ll be any non-domestic flights happening, so you’ll need to fly out of somewhere.

      • mardam422

        Not unless there’s poutine and Tim Horton’s donuts.

  • CATMAN

    Isn’t the first chapter of The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Fascism entitled “Demonize the Opposition in Six Easy Steps”?

    • Edith Prickly

      Too many long words.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      WDGD? (What Did Goebbels Do?)

  • Liberoid Ron

    That there’s whackaloons who think this way does not surprise me. How could it?
    That someone could be dead serious, that anyone could contemplate this as a logical, rational course of action, used to surprise me. Not any more.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Now how about some early 70s Italian erotica music before we get sent to the prisons? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bf5jxTbuFE

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Mmmm, I’ll be in somebody’s bunk for a while……………oh, is that my bunk?….oh well…………..

    • rebecca

      I’m feeling 50 times sexier already!

  • mardam422

    So, what legal principal is sooper-laughyer Larry Klayman planning on using in front of all those Jew-judges? You know, so I can plan my defense with my woman-scorned counsel.

    • bob

      For that knowledge, you just have to make a very reasonable donation to his foundation that’s headquartered in a mailbox.

  • JayGoldenBeach

    At this rate, many people will volunteer to drive themselves to the FEMA camps.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Only if they have Those Cakes we Like

  • mardam422

    Every time I hear his name I think of Professor Frink.
    “It’s time the evil forces of the left KLAYMAN! be legally destroyed HOYVIN!

  • bob

    Is offering to be someone’s Hamburger Helper some sort of right-wing downlow winky-wink code?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      If he needs to be Hamburger Helper, I can help with the pounding and mashing part…

      • Brendan_M

        That still sounds very sexual. And I’m sure you’re an adult, thus far too old for Larry.

  • Relativicus

    Our foreseeable immediate future appears as if it will be an actual enactment of all the things The Right imagines The Left does.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      What must it be like for someone to be so small-minded, so limited, that you can only imagine that everyone else has the same vicious, putrid, hateful thoughts as you?

  • K. Ryan

    We have a guy like this in my neighborhood who keeps saying absurd nasty racist sexist crap. But the newspapers don’t bother with him because he’s just Looney Tunes. So why are you bothering to cover this loony tune?

    • rebecca

      *this* loony tune has won Supreme Court cases.

      I know, I was shocked too.

      • Brendan_M

        To be fair, the case was a home-run and it was sheer luck that this child-molesting anti-Semite got his name attached to it. But his founding of Judicial Watch, before they purged his embarrassing ass, is his true legacy.

      • K. Ryan

        Thank you for setting me straight here. I don’t know how many more shocks I can take!

  • Relativicus
  • Jason Halm

    Larry can be reached at his business number for feedback: 310.595.0800

  • Jason Halm

    He also has email if you’d prefer to communicate that way: leklayman@yahoo.com

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    From the mommy blog Rebecca linked to above:
    “My question to myself everyday, is how can I love someone through action, now by words alone? I pray for God to help me better understand love and how to show it to others. I refuse to believe that homosexualism should be seen differently than, say a pathological liar, an obese person gorging themselves, someone gossiping, a prostitute etc etc etc. anyone with sin.”

    I’m glad to know that as a queer, I’m no worse than an obese Christian, or a whore. Whew, that’s a big load off of my mind.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Interestingly, Trump qualifies under at least three of these categories: pathological liar, glutton and gossip.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        Don’t forget prostitute.

      • GodEmperorCaptainHowdy

        Adulterer, fornicator, usurer, thief . . .

    • teele

      I read the comments because she had a big old banner claiming she got Hate Mail, and plenty of it. The comments are split between liberals very respectfully saying she has every right to make her own choices about where to spend her money, and Christists bitching about how those rotten libs are so horrible, it just strains the love they have for everybody.
      Whatever. I think she should hit Disney up for a free trip, seeing as she is helping gin up the publicity for Beauty and the Beast. This the kind of free advertising movie studios long for, and since that segmant of the population always provides it as a knee jerk reaction, folks like her ought to get s little consideration for their efforts.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Well, all I know is that she’s REALLY hurting Disney’s bottom line, since they are teetering on the verge of bankruptcy. LOL

        I haven’t gone to Chik-Fil-A in years. I’m probably not hurting them financially, but I’m not going to help fund their hate.

  • Eileen Besse

    Himself and I have Irish citizenship, so I think we have an escape hatch. I hear the libations are to die for….

    • janecita

      I’m going to renew my Cuban passport next month. I might need it soon😐

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        I ain’t going anywhere. If anything it should be them who should leave. Fuck ’em.

        • LadyLaz

          Cono!

      • LadyLaz

        Seriously. My mom is going to Cuba in two weeks and might not come back!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    They can go to movies produced by either Kirk Cameron or Dinesh D’Souza and starring Janine Turner or Victoria Williams….

    Or Victoria Jackson!

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Or Scott Baio!

      • Pisto75666

        With Kid Rock/Ted Nugent soundtracks!

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Yo, Larry: come at me, bro, and see what happens.

  • Scrofula

    Can we please do this actually? Build a giant fence around all the blue precincts. Real rural true ‘Mericans will totally have us sealed of!. (We coastal libtard elite will make airlifts for you blue cities stuck in red states)

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      I’m going to re-suggest Caliwashoregonia, and a giant wall blocking out the failed states next to us, and I’m pretty sure Mexico would happily help us pay for THAT wall.

      • Scrofula

        We might have to wall off parts of Eastern WA and OR, also too. And we could annex Vancouver while we’re at it Then we could call it I5istan, or 101ovia.

        • Left Coast Tom

          We need to include Nevada’s part of Tahoe, and Vegas, on the good side of the wall. And I definitely approve of annexing Vancouver – can we take Whistler as well?

          • Scrofula

            Half of Tahoe is CA anyway. Las Vegas? I thought about it, but no. It can be a territory, maybe, so you won’t need a passport. Too dirty, all the way around.

          • Left Coast Tom

            Eh, I’m not a fan of Vegas either, but the residents thereof represented like hell on election day to reject L’il Donnie.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          True. I’d be fine with opening the borders to both Canada and Mexico and having a lovely WestCoastovia paradise.

        • phoenix00

          Most of Victoria and Vancouver Island will also want in. They’re hippier than us out in the Lower Mainland!

          • Scrofula

            I’ve never actually been to Vancouver, but Victoria was pretty nice.
            I’ll allow it.

          • phoenix00

            Vancouver’s a bit like Victoria. Just less, well, Victorian, and more Asian and cosmopolitan.

            Come visit sometime. I’ll show you to the beer and Asian food.

      • Debby Southworth

        I love it! Caliwasoregonia…perfect

      • Pisto75666

        Will there at least be tacos? I was promised tacos.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          THERE ARE ALWAYS TACOS

          • Pisto75666

            I’m in!

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            I’m not even kidding. You can’t drive down Sunset Blvd or Melrose Ave. of Beverly Blvd. thru Hollywood/Silver Lake to downtown without passing taco truck after taco truck and that’s not even including the myriad glorious Mexican, Salvadoran, Honduran, Guatemalan, Ecuadorian restaurants galore. OR the Korean or sushi or BBQ ribs tacos. We like our tacos!

          • Pisto75666

            I wish we had that kind of thing where I live. I know it makes me a horrible person but, I’m not too picky about my food. I’m perfectly happy with Chipotle. Feel free to be depressed for me.

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            Nothing wrong with Chipotle. We like that here too.

    • The Librarian

      I’m on board. Too many haters out there ready to do harm. I’ll take anyone in who’s ready to make the leap.*

      If you don’t mind a couch and pets.

  • TootsStansbury

    I always owe fed taxes at the end of the year because loser liberal get a job. I’m considering not paying them. Fuck these assholes.

    • Debby Southworth

      Toots…buddy…..wanna stay on topic here?

  • roberteye

    This damn fool who never goes away seems to be rubbing his hands together in eager anticipation like Ayn Ryan: “This is our moment! Our best chance! Idiot in White House!”

  • Skaarphy

    All the good things Trump has done do far:

    – Exposing the GOP Legislature for what they really are: ruthless, spineless, powerhungry donor puppets
    – Exposing the GOP base for that they really are: gullible, inferiority-complex laden, angst-driven bigots, plus downright assholes
    – Exposing the Religious Right for what they really are:Opportunistic turncoats who don’t give two shits about morally good behavior as soon as it goes in conflict with them being able to tell other people how to live their lives
    – United (more or less) the Democratic platform, and provided them with a blueprint for the upcoming elections: fight Trump!
    – Motivated thousands/hundred-thousands/millions to definitely not stay at home come the next elections but to go out and vote, because this travesty of a government just cannot stand.
    – Projection: Prove once and for all – or at least for 4-14 years or so, that the GOP are the WORST party of scumbags ever to have walked the Earth. If Trump continues in this very special vein of his he will see in 4 years what a landslide victory really looks like.

  • Weevie

    “old Larry” says it all. The more demented geezers get, the bigger the chunk of memory that disappears. Pretty soon, he’ll be investigating JFK, unless he croaks first.

  • Mavenmaven

    Shorter Klayman: It is us or them, the white race in America needs its lebensraum! Time to liquidate the liberal bolschevismus from our land!

  • t’s time that the evil forces of the left be legally destroyed. In this world that we live in today, it’s either them or us; the two of us cannot live side-by-side.

    Anyone else wanna tell me to give Trump a chance, that we have to work with him, that our conservative brethren need to be reached out to?
    NO?

    Good.

    • davidhollenshead

      Well, we should give Führer Trump a chance to defend himself for being a TRAITOR before the Supreme Court backs his conviction, and we execute him.

      • doktorzoom

        I’ve warned at least twice — once as recently as yesterday — to review the
        rules.
        One last time: We don’t allow comments that dwell on the joys of inflicting violence on anyone. No, not even terrible
        people. No, not even after a trial for treason.

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        I’m going to have to ban you. I’d prefer not do
        that, but I will if you continue to wish violence upon people. You
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        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    Hey, Larry — come get me yourself. Fair warning: I’m armed, and I grew up on a cattle ranch, where I had plenty of opportunities to shoot things. So, like I said, I’m a leftist and I’m waiting for you to personally come and round me up.

  • Panika MCD

    I hear there are some nice unoccupied ice floes if he really can’t handle living side by side with people who are different because everyone is. do you think they’ll ever figure out the only people destabilizing the Tsarina Tic Tacs administration are the ones in it?

  • Connie Carol

    He looks pretty old…hopefully his God will relieve him of his worries and fears sooner rather than later. Its obvious he is a senile old bastard.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Early onset of conservatism.

  • Robert

    Denying people their constitutional right, is normally a federal offence. So, even proposing such a thing in a court of law would be against the law. So, he is not that much of a super lawyer.

    • davidhollenshead

      Conspiracy Charges are applicable.

    • Obama_Sucks

      You mean like the mumbling ape that represents Trayvon Martin’s mom?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Jeeze-o-Fuck, Klayman — the liberal elites, when they were running this country into a disastrous 4.8% unemployment rate and record Dow highs, were never that interested in throwing your ass in prison for espousing views antithetical to what many consider America’s underlying principles. Oh, I get it — you’re still bitter about them not fearing you, aren’t you?

    Well here’s some bad news — nobody fears a coward, even one who menaces them with jail time.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      No one fears this pathetic piece of shit. I sure as shit don’t.

  • MrEes

    But I haven’t gotten my protestor checks yet!

    • Snarkbot 9000

      You will be happy to know the delay was caused by a small glitch in our system. Your compensation is on the way. Unfortunately, your check was automatically converted to a non-refundable gift certificate to Chuckie Cheese. Not valid for gaming, alcoholic beverages, tax, or gratuity.

  • oh for fuck’s sake. “Quick Robin! To the liquor cabinet!”

  • JParkerSD46

    Come and get me, you hypocritical dickwhistle. Maybe you can get here before people find the closet you’re in and how much you like child porn. Disgusting bastard.

  • JParkerSD46

    Oh, and BTW, you can live in your dream world today. Just head on over to Taliban Land. They’re your kind of guys. Please go now, right this very minute, take all your demented, not-at-all-Christian pals, and leave us sane and normal people alone.

  • LadyLaz

    So I just hung out a bit in a comment section where apparently lots of racists are supporting that dickweasle Steve king. And they all think it’s such an “aha” to prove that the liberals are the real racists because Lincoln was a republican and democrats fought to keep slaves. I thought it was a joke until like three people did it to me. Seriously? Is that what people believe? Southern strategy anyone?

    • Truly Madly Derply

      Next time someone springs that little bit of cognitive dissonance on you ask them if they still love the Confederate flag. When they reply OH HELL YEAH gently remind them that their claimed standard bearer Abe Lincoln ain’t like that flag at ALL and his flag beated theirs.

    • davidhollenshead

      Once upon a time, the GOP was the Party of Lincoln.
      But then once upon a time, the dodo was not extinct.

      • Truly Madly Derply

        I think he made a yooge comeback, bro.

    • WcoastO

      Fact: It is more accurate to use the terms Progressive v. Conservative (as opposed to Democrat v. Republican)……Conservatives are always on the wrong side of history……there are some outliers/exceptions where individual Conservatives may have crossed over to support Progressive causes, but they are rare.

      Conservatives (Tories) opposed the American Revolution.
      Conservatives supported slavery and fought a war for their “right” to own humans.
      Conservatives opposed women voting rights.
      Conservatives oppose(d) African American voting rights.
      Conservatives opposed interracial marriage.
      Conservatives opposed child labor laws.
      Conservatives oppose(d) labor unions.
      Conservatives oppose(d) the minimum wage.
      Conservatives opposed the 40 hour work week.
      Conservatives opposed the 8 hour work day.
      Conservatives oppose(d) workplace safety regulations.
      Conservatives opposed unemployment insurance.
      Conservatives opposed workmen’s compensation.
      Conservatives opposed compulsory education (now seek to privatize public education)
      Conservatives oppose(d) Social Security.
      Conservatives oppose(d) Medicare and Medicaid
      Conservatives oppose(d) Obamacare (except when it was called Romneycare).
      Conservatives oppose(d) the Clean Air Act and Clean Water Act.
      Conservatives opposed removing lead from consumer products (gasoline, paints, etc)
      Conservatives oppose regulations limiting airborne mercury pollution from coal combustion.
      Conservatives opposed Equal Protection Under the Law.
      Conservatives oppose(d) alternate energy sources.
      Conservatives oppose(d) the use of the birth control pill.
      Conservatives believe in forced birth….regardless the individual circumstances.
      Conservatives advocate/support the use of torture.
      Conservatives believe the US is a Christian nation or want Christianity to be established as the official religion of the nation.
      Conservative oppose(d) full civil rights for LGBTs.
      Conservatives, and Christians at that, established the KKK.
      Conservatives oppose universal healthcare.

      • OldMayfly

        The late Russell Baker said, “People talk about the ‘good old days’ and think they are remembering how good things used to be. But what they really are remembering is how good it felt to be young.”(I think that is true of some of my contemporaries.)

  • mellowjohn

    just think! if this happens, Steve Bannon may finally get a screenplay into production.

  • Truly Madly Derply

    Compass, gunpowder, paper-making, printing: ancient Chinese inventions. The calendar, underground water reservoirs, a system of laws/trials with judges, CHOCOLATE: ancient Mayan inventions. Agriculture/irrigation, cuneiform (first form of writing), urbanization, mathematics, mapmaking, astronomy, concept of time and timekeeping, the plow, the sailboat, the chariot: all inventions of ancient Mesopotomia. All terrific, really beautiful achievements essayed by not-white people. BTW, the wheel was invented more than 5K yrs ago. . . in Slovenia. Don’t tell Trump, he’ll brain shart some way to take the credit.

    • davidhollenshead

      You forgot the most import invention, zero.
      We all use the Arabic Number System, not the Roman Number System.

      • Truly Madly Derply

        Good catch. If anyone points this out to Trump he will immediately sign a new Executive Order replacing our terroristy number system with the old Mayan “12 knuckles and five fingers” method.

        • davidhollenshead

          Most of the knowledge of Greece & Rome that we have, was preserved by Muslims. Christians burned the Library of Alexandria and ripped the last Librarian apart while she was still alive.

          • Truly Madly Derply

            These and other reasons are why I’m extremely wary of anyone who professes to be “a good Christian.”

          • davidhollenshead

            Some Folks understand “WWJD???” and some use the idea of having a Faith as an excuse to Hate or Exploit Others.

          • Truly Madly Derply

            I know this is true. Sadly, I have had more experience with the latter day saints.

      • ThaagNasty

        Mayans had also independently invented zero as well. Which was why they had a solid grasp of mathematics.

  • Alexander Stallwitz
    • davidhollenshead

      They really wanted “human helper”.

      • Bad Tom

        Recipes from the famous cookbook To Serve Humanity right on the back!

  • davidhollenshead

    “‘Legally, Peacefully’ Imprison” my a$$.
    But then I’m a Socialist who will shoot back.

    • Alex Amerling

      Ooh rah brother.

    • Sakonyachen

      I’m not one for the burn it all down or bloody revolution thing, but I would relish the chance to see the look on the fascist’s faces when they realize that socialists are not actually characters from Portlandia.

    • dlindem

      They always assume us libtards are unarmed, won’t they be surprised.

  • RugzYaBurnt

    Oh noes, is the Noah’s Ark theme park run by fundajelicals? That makes me sad, because I thought that place was the tits when I was nine. : (

  • Snarkbot 9000

    Could someone let me know when the shit goes down? I’ll be in the basement sharpening the blade(s) of my guillotine(s).

    • Jim Johnson

      Meeting of the Jacobin Club at Midnight.

      • milomilosovich

        I’ll bring snacks.

        • Jim Johnson

          I’ll bring the whetstones. For the guillotines.

  • Astraea_Muse

    How has this crazy person not been disbarred yet?

    • phoenix00

      Freedom. And Liberty.

      • Old Top Kick

        #FreeDumb

        • phoenix00

          Better than PaidDumb, but no shortage of both, sadly.

  • Alex Amerling

    KKKlayman for prison 2017!

  • Jack Tenhet

    If given an honest choice between the camps and the country they want to create, I will go to the camps. I won’t go peacefully, though. I will resists and they will have to kill me.

    That said, I’d rather be in the camps with people I know and respect than in the hell they want to create. It’s like no one has casually reminded them that they are in the MINORITY. Just because they got a prez in by hook and by Russian crook doesn’t mean as much as they seem to think it does. I know for a fact that there is MUCH buyers remorse on the part of a lot of 45 supporters. I’ve talked to actual flesh and blood people who voted for him and absolutely regret it now. I’m talking about people who have NEVER admitted they were wrong to me before, now saying they were wrong.

    The more these Nazis extend their feeble grasp, the more actual people will slip through their fingers. Not saying the outcome will be great because insane amounts of damage have already been done and there’s a metric crap ton of rebuilding of literally everything that will follow. I am just saying more people are being woke than is even being reported. People I have known for over half my life who have always voted red are actually considering voting blue. I have always lived in red southern states and this is absolutely a new phenomenon.

    • phoenix00

      There is Canada to consider…..

  • freakishlypersistent

    Who do you think they meant when mindlessly chanting “lock her up”. They meant US.

  • Claire Moore-Pearson

    THE REPUBLICANS NEED TO BE LOCKED UP YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID OR FUCKING CROOKS

    • SnarkON

      Maybe not with shouty all caps tho

  • ANNG14

    Who would pay for red state subsidies?

  • ANNG14

    Let the right wing nuts keep spewing.
    The more they do, the more insane people see that they are.
    Good news: Rachel Maddow Beats Fox News For An Entire Week As Younger Viewers Flock To MSNBC
    FOX has had double digit losses in viewership. People are getting tired of being lied to by nuts like Hannity and OReilly.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/03/13/rachel-maddow-beats-fox-news-entire-week-younger-viewers-flock-msnbc.html

  • Thorn Spike

    …the evil forces of the left.”

    Where does he live, in a comic book?

  • Hizzoner

    Since we’re godless liberal, bed-wetting types, will we be having wild, unholy sex and taking mind-altering substances at these camps? If so, count me in!

    • Pisto75666

      Me too, also!

    • David Brown

      Yeah !!!!! Me too !!!!!!!!!!!

  • fawkedifiknow

    Reading about kooky lawyers made me wonder: Where has Orly Taitz been these days? She should be in seventh heaven. When will she be named Solicitor General/Dental General for the Trump Administration?

    • OldMayfly

      I had forgotten about Orly Taitz–thanks for reminder. Orly was the queen of kooks.

    • milomilosovich

      I was trying to check in on her the other day and she’d banned me from her FB page.

    • ANNG14

      Orly is Russian so that is a plus for her with Trump.

  • Lily412

    Never trust someone that uses unquantifiable terms like “evil” or “good” about entire groups of people.

    • CaptMolecule

      Maybe the key takeaway from the last couple millenia of human history.

      • Lily412

        My first clue that Bush the W. was an asshat was the weird crusade-like language he used about extremists after 9/11.

  • Eddie Van Bernays

    He seems nice…

    • Chiennoir

      Must be so much fin at parties.

  • vancall

    Peacefully? I think not, we can own guns as well.

    • Ted

      Do!

      • Chiennoir

        Yep!

    • Chiennoir

      Didn’t you know? All us tree-hugging, peace-sign-wearing hippie libtards are skeered of guns! And only conservatives own them, want to own them, or know how to shoot them! (And I hope they keep telling themselves this, right up to the point where I sing Kumbaya while shooting their tiny dicks into the next county.)

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Aww my god you guys, the camps will be the funnest 2 days of our lives…

  • Frank Atkisson

    These people assume we’re all as stupid as they are.

    That’ll kill them in the end

  • Old Top Kick

    Waiting for the rent boy scandal to break.

  • sue

    I still believe that the lunatic conservatives we are stuck with today are a result of Regan emptying out the asylums in the 1980’s.

  • Rockerbabe

    Don’t worry, these idiots currently running the country on behalf of the Donald, haven’t a real clue on how to build a internment camp. They also haven’t figured out yet, that us non-Trumpers do the work so many can’t or won’t do, like healthcare. We are safe for now. And, yes I have a gun and amno at home. Bring on the fascist! I’m ready.

  • Mike Maricle
  • garry lafferty

    Go to hell

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