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Is this really the face of somebody who knows something you don’t know?

We all know that the old “stupid or evil?” question doesn’t apply to Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who’s pretty sure he’s still got tons of Hillary Clinton emails to investigate, and who thinks he’s just too PRETTY for his own constituents to protest him and yell at him. It doesn’t apply because the answer is clearly that he is both stupid and evil. Well here’s yet another example of that!

Chaffetz visited the idiot couch at “Fox & Friends,” which is a lot like the balls at Chuck E. Cheese, except there are no colorful plastic balls, and a whole lot more colorful diaper accidents, to tell Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade and Ainsley Earhardt that he has seen Donald Trump’s tweets about Obama doing an “illegal wire tapp” to him, tweets for which there are NO EVIDENCE, and he’s super excited to get right to investigatin’ them!

KILMEADE: First off, when the tweets come out on Saturday, what are you thinking?

CHAFFETZ: Well wow! You wake up from the morning, you have no idea what’s going to happen!

We know! It’s like we have an incompetent, lying manchild in the Oval Office, and what’s he gonna do next? Just kidding, Jason Chaffetz is not having an intelligent human reaction to Trump’s Twitter tantrum:

CHAFFETZ: We’re gonna look hard at this!

This thing Donald Trump found inside his rectum. Seems like a fun thing to play with, doesn’t it, congressman!?

CHAFFETZ: Devin Nunes and the House Intelligence Committee will take the lead on this, we’ll play a role on the Oversight Committee, but I’m going to go into it eyes wide open …

Oh great, Rep. Devin Nunes, all of whose pacifiers are Trump’s Butt-flavored (allegedly!), will get right on it! Nunes, you’ll recall, is one of the ones the Trump White House called and begged to make leaky leaky to the press that there are NO ties between Trump and Russia, and he came through when he did a presser saying JUST THAT. He also recently threatened to investigate the press, because you know, #reasons.

Devin Nunes and Jason Chaffetz are SO ‘SCITED, because they get to do a fake investigation into a “scandal” that only exists because their “strong” “tough” “president” made it up.

Tell us more stupid lies, Chaffetz, you craven pussy:

CHAFFETZ: I’ve had experience, the Obama administration has been notorious on this type of stuff …

ONE OF THE DUDES: What do you mean???

THE GIRL: You were a victim!

Oh God. Chaffetz then launched into a hissy about how “over 40” of Obama’s Secret Service employees illegally leaked stuff on him and nobody was punished ever. The truth, because Chaffetz is a liar and won’t tell you, is that 41 Secret Service employees were punished, and it was Obama’s Department Of Homeland Security that did the investigation and punished the folks.

Chaffetz also bitches about the oh-so-terrible way Obama’s IRS investigated conservative groups, just for being conservatives. That story is completely true, in wingnut idiots’ minds, but not in real life.

About his newest Trump dingleberry investigation, Chaffetz says he doesn’t know what they’re going to uncover, but he’s surely excited to find out. Now, Wonkette couldn’t tell for sure from watching the Fox video, but we’re going to GUESS Chaffetz jizzed himself right about then.

Here, off the top of our head, are a few things Chaffetz could be seriously investigating, if he was a growned-up boy who wasn’t going to be denied entry into Mormon heaven, on account of how he lies and he sucks:

  • THAT TRUMP RUSSIA SCANDAL MAYBE! Chaffetz told the Fox “newsers” that he sees “no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia,” perhaps because he hasn’t DONE A FUCKING INVESTIGATION.
  • Donald Trump’s vast financial conflicts of interest. Idea! He could start with how Trump is costing the taxpayers a cool three million every time he jets off to his private club, Mar-A-Lago, which he owns. Meanwhile, membership there just got many more expensive, and Trump is taking his cabinet members down there EVERY DAMN WEEKEND BASICALLY, to do sexxxy national security stuff in front of onlookers at dinner and WHEEEEEEE THE TRUMP FAMILY IS ROLLING IN CASH!
  • Here’s a weird thing about how Trump ‘n’ Ivanka’s partners in a hotel they did in Azerbaijan are bad oligarchs with connections to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. No big deal probably!
  • On Monday morning’s “Morning Joe,” Mika suggested maybe Trump is “unfit, mentally,” to be president. How’s about Chaffetz and his House Oversight Committee do a deep-dive investigation, into TRUMP’S BAD BRAIN?

Like we said, those are just ideas off the top of our heads. Come up with more in the comments, or just use the comments to tell Jason Chaffetz to go fuck himself, we don’t care.

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  • Wild Cat

    “He had lips shaped like two worms fucking.”
    -George RR Martin

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      And the brain to match.
      –Me

      • Wild Cat

        Do you think if we cut him in half he’ll regenerate into two corrupt neo-fascists?

        • Mel

          I think we owe it to America to find out.

  • BadKitty904

    Protests and marches have had some effect, but have removed none of these vile assholes from office. Isn’t it time start working on recall efforts?

    • Yr. Gma

      Recall is not an option in most cases with these people. We get to “recall” them in 2018.

  • Crank Tango

    He had me at “wake up from the morning.”

    • calliecallie

      I would like to wake up from this mourning. It’s just a nightmare, right?

  • Nounverb911
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Beaver libelz!

  • BadKitty904
    • Nounverb911

      Sarah Palin libelz!

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I give thanks for one small thing: her mysterious silence lo these many months.

        • Lamashtar

          Well, she CAN see Russia..

  • x111e7thst

    Chaffetz: is his face made of some strange plastic composite or what?

    • Wild Cat

      It’s “The Book of Mormon” (great fiction, BTW!) fully shredded and slathered with matzoh brei.

    • Skaarphy

      If I knew that reptile aliens from outer space live among us disguised as human beings I’d say: definitely one of them.

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      He has a permanent residence on the other side of the Uncanny Valley. Nice view but the people there look a trifle… odd.

  • Motherfuckers are gonna fuck your mother.

    • Iam Reading

      Yeah, but motherfucker got fucked up cause he got in the way

    • DahBoner

      Dad? Is that you?

  • Lizzietish81

    Like a Chucky Cheese ball pit, full of empty balls and used syringes.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      and lots of vomit

      • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

        Fecal material and boogers. Also.

        • GoutMachine

          Probably some loofahs in there somewhere.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Meanwhile, Vlad Putin laughs his ass off.

    Chaffetz is setting himself up for accessory after the fact charges. Go for it, Jason, you worthless putz.

    • OrG

      Up Against The Wall.

  • Iam Reading

    Wouldn’t that investigation involve the allegations that led to the non existent wiretap and risk uncovering putins hand up trumps ass? Chaffetz can’t be that stupid, can he?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      There may have been wiretaps in Trump Tower. Because a lot of shady characters, totally aside from Donald, have a presence there, and some of them are foreign nationals who are routinely monitored by NSA, and could be monitored by the FBI, without the need for warrants. But they were talking to Donald’s minions.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        It wouldn’t surprise me to discover that there’s ten or twelve different monitoring systems permeating the entire tower, installed by whoever was staying there or by spies from some government or industry or other. I mean, isn’t that SOP for any large entity that relies on information? Heck, a lot of them might have pooled their efforts to save money.

    • Asterix

      No, smart. He and the committee can, and will, bury everything under a classified heading and tell us nothing happened.

  • BadKitty904
  • Jamoche

    http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal

    Wrage pointed out that corrupt government leaders often use their children or their siblings to distance themselves from illicit projects. Such an official creates a company in the relative’s name which appears to be independent but is controlled by the official. To lessen the likelihood of an F.C.P.A. violation when working with a company that is owned by a child or a sibling of a government minister, Wrage told me, “you’d need to show that the child has real expertise, real ability to do the work.” Otherwise, Wrage said, “the assumption is that they are a partner entirely because of their ability to use their parent’s power.”

    Trump kids? No, Trump’s hotel partners in Azerbaijan.

    Throughout the Presidential campaign, Trump was in business with someone that his company knew was likely a partner with the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. In a March, 2016, speech before the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, Trump said that his “No. 1 priority is to dismantle the disastrous deal with Iran.” Calling Iran the “biggest sponsor of terrorism around the world,” he promised, “We will work to dismantle that reach—believe me, believe me.”

    Ooh, a double “believe me”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqMEU9_Nec0

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Shouldn’t take long to investigate. Just call up the White House and say “Hey, can you send us over all the evidence?”

    • Creepoman

      An empty envelope is already in the mail.

  • Nounverb911
    • Asterix

      Yup, that’s exactly what they will find. And waste even more of our money doing it.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        If this administration keeps wasting money like this there won’t be any for the DoD and the wall even if they gut the entire rest of the government.

        • OrG

          I hear russian banks are lending.

          • Raqueltlowe

            Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours & have longer with friends and family! !dl274c:
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    • DahBoner

      GOP Oversight…

      They look OVER the sight

  • PubOption

    Do the Trumpenproletariat think Ainsley Earhardt is related to Dale?

    • OneYieldRegular

      How is it even possible that there hasn’t been a “FOX and Friends” car at NASCAR race yet?

    • CPav

      Or Amelia.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Such a punchable face!

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Dick Tracy, subtly implying that only ugly people are evil since 1931

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          OMG! I never made that comparison…mind blown!

        • MynameisBlarney

          I dunno…Dick Tracy was pretty damn weird lookin to me.

          • Latverian Diplomat

            Yeah, but oh so manly! :-)

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Not to mention B.O. Plenty and Moon Maid.

        • Lamashtar

          Yes. It was mentioned by Mr. Glass, the villain of Unbreakable, as one of his reasonings for why he was the bad guy. Also used in the Rammstein video, Ich Will, where the band all are portrayed as maniacal but charismatic criminals with physical disabilities of some type.

    • eggsacklywright

      Flat Top has Drumpf-mouth.

  • DahBoner
  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    This guy doesn’t just whistle past the graveyard. He straps a sousaphone and unicycle for his morning sojourn.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Jeff Sessions who? You have to admit, Donnie’s bombastic bullshit is a great bright shiny object to distract the MSM

    • Villago Delenda Est

      But it’s all centered around the same thing…Donald’s connections to the Russians. It all leads back to that.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        But the only thing that the talking heads are covering is the stupid claim about Obama wire tapping, not Sessions’ perjury. Eventually, when nothing comes from the wiretap story (since it likely never happened), the feckless stenographers will have forgotten all about Jeffy’s lies

      • GoutMachine

        “Follow the caviar” – Deep Throat, probably

        • Latverian Diplomat

          “Instead of Attorney General, I actually wanted to be Sturgeon General.”
          — Jeff Sessions

        • eggsacklywright

          Then I saw her face,
          Now I’m a Beluga…

    • Yr. Gma

      Yes, but SNL did a nice job of showcasing him.

  • Skaarphy

    … and the tapp dripps, dripp, dripp, dripp, dripp, dripp, dripp

    • Blender_415

      but it’s not 10:15 on a Saturday night…

  • Persistent Demme

    Keep fuckin’ that chicken, idiot, and hitch your wagon to the OPOS.
    You’re gonna get primaried and lose your seat.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Evan McMullin is said to be interested.

      • Persistent Demme

        Great!

      • Yr. Gma

        Evan is gay. That is not going to fly in Utah.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          He got close to 30% of the presidential vote in Chaffetz’ district.

          • Yr. Gma

            I know. But I have faith in those bigots that they will see the light and run the gay guy out of town.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    I love the smegma monster is always so quick to investigate all the conspiracy theories. Facts? Not so much…

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Other pressing scandals Chaffetz wants to look into
    — Time Traveling Obama worked with FDR planned Pearl Harbor
    — 57 Communists in the Obama State Department
    — Obama handed Warren Beatty the wrong envelope

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Obama seen scuba diving near the keel of the USS Maine.

    • Crank Tango

      Wow, so one communist per state.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        And one per Heinz “variety”.

        • Crank Tango

          And every last one of them ON CHUMP’S STEAKS!

  • Liberal Fascist Ron

    Again… just me, or does Jason Chaffetz look like a creepy ventriloquist dummy from an old episode of The Twilight Zone?

  • Mpeg

    It is Monday, and STILL, no matter where you turn, they’re all deplorables. Most conservatives, all they have to do is open their mouth. Chaffetz just needs to show up and, *BAM!* – – deplorableness.

  • Nounverb911
  • Notreelyhelping

    He sees “no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia”….

    This seems like the kind of statement that will later take a huge bite out of his ass.

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      Ew.
      – karma

  • Logic of Color

    Thank Shiva Bannon’s ugly head is no longer at the top of the thread

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Replaced by this ugly heat — six of one, half dozen of the other

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        Neither has what you’d call a normal skin texture. Seriously, people, have you never heard of Photoshop?

  • Nounverb911

    Maybe jason should just retire and become a ski bum….
    https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/837699214654177280

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Do I have to staple votes to the trees, or can things progress, naturally, shall we say?

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Pull a Sonny Bono, with votes of course.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Chaffetz really needs to up his game. He’s giddy over a “Wow! Maybe Obama!” whiff of scandal, yet he doesn’t even seize the opportunity to tie Hillary to it – while on FOX & Friends? SAD.

    Oh, well, I guess he can do that when he gets invited back in two days to address Steve Doocy’s burning question: “James Comey: friend of the administration or HUSSEIN OBAMA lackey?”

    • laughingnome

      Doocy’s burning question is which whore gave him the clap.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        AOT,K?

      • Suttree

        The blonde one.

    • Longstreet63

      Well, see, in his head, he’s the one who “got” Hillary, so that scalp is already on his belt. But now the next big bounty is on the nappy-haired scalp of the uppity…fellow…who dared take a white president’s job.

  • Longstreet63

    This will totally overshadow the odd case of Russian espionage to corrupt the government.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      That’s the plan…

  • calliecallie

    Jason Chaffetz really chafes me. I loathe him completely. Wonder what the Russians have on him. Video tape of him drinking coffee? Alcohol? Cursing? Or rent-boys and pee-hookers, perhaps? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • GoutMachine

      I’m going with rent-boy pee hooker.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      It’s not just that he’s such a blatant liar. It’s not just that he’s so transparently hypocritical. It’s not just that he’s so obviously turning a blind eye to his own team cheating.

      It’s that he so plainly doesn’t care to cover up any of it. He knows we’re powerless, and that Republicans are so old, riddled with dementia, and hopelessly deluded that they’ll believe anything he says. He doesn’t care what he’s doing is wrong, because fuck you.

      • Longstreet63

        “Congressional Investigation”‘s just another word for
        Nothing left to lose…

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          “The House Opposition Research Committee.”

    • Red Bird Ω

      He’s Mormon?

    • OrG

      Meth-riddled gay orgies?It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Did you know that his older brother’s mom is Kitty Dukakis? Went to Brown, had a successful acting career, went to work for Kerry, helped run his stepfather’s campaign, became a super-rich agent, ran Paisley Park, and manageD Will Smith’s production company?

      Chaffetz had to convert to LDS to get in to BYU and languished at a pyramid scheme for over a decade until Republicans hired him based on his honorary position with the Dukakis campaign.

      I feel as if this may be at the root of his issues with Democrats and women.

      • Yr. Gma

        Absolutely. His half brother got adopted into Democratic royalty and he got left with the ugly mug and some Mormon underwear. Clearly, his father loved the older half brother best.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Because he gave him up?

          • Yr. Gma

            Yep.

    • Suttree

      That was probably his Walmart receipt with the bodystockings, condoms, pregnancy test, jello, and 4″ clamps.

    • MamaBrown

      All of them, Katie.

  • Oblios_Cap

    You wake up from the morning, you have no idea what’s going to happen!

    What deep thought from the shallow end of the gene pool.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      I think if Chaffetz sees the Godfather it might give him some perspective on this.

      • BrianW

        I don’t know, LD. At least one of that Don’s sons was extremely comptent.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Birth orderwise, that would be Barron, so still possible?

          • BrianW

            Given that the kid is only 10, I’m going to refrain from saying anything other than, “Nooooo, I don’t THINK so.”

    • anon_the_great

      Only if you don’t remember your history.

    • Beowoof14

      And that should scare the shit out of you Jason. When you wake up and you have no idea what the president is going to do. There is a level of insanity there that puts the whole world in a shaky frame of mind.

  • Nounverb911
    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      He looks like what I imagined LeFou would look like, complete with shit-eating, smarmy grin.

  • Mary Sandoras

    How’s about Chaffetz and his House Oversight Committee do a deep-dive investigation, into TRUMP’S BAD BRAIN?

    Isn’t that the same as dumpster diving?

    • ez

      Trumpster diving?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      It can be like Fantastic Voyage! Melania can take Raquel Welch’s part.

      • Doug Langley

        Complete with the crew member who’s a secret Russian agent!

        • Liberal Fascist Ron

          In this case, which crew member ISN’T a Russian agent?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Sometimes Presidents just know stuff that the rest of y’all don’t.”
    — George W. Bush

    • Oblios_Cap

      But, he was the Deciderer in Chief.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Did he get that face from a dollar store truck spill?

    • exinkwretch

      The first (sort of) successful ferret-to-human face transplant.

  • whitroth

    Hey, folks, today’s 202 column in the WaPo says, in so many words, that Trumpolini trumpet about wiretaps was deliberate…as a distraction. I mean, all the coverage right now is about Sessions recusing himself, and lying to Congress, and should be charged and prosecuted now, right?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      While I completely agree with the gist of the column, it’s irritating as hell to have the MSM navel gaze about their own inability to pay fucking attention while they simultaneously scold us to do so. We’re not the ones so easily distracted, nitwits!

    • Yr. Gma

      The anger in those tweets was genuine and not a planned distraction. That would imply Donnie has some sort of self-control.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Not to mention that he, himself, was so distracted that in the midst of all the impotent raging about the “tapp” he pulled out of his ass, he took the time to tweet about Arnold leaving the game show, as if the two are equivalent in his mind somehow. Boy just ain’t right.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        It’s more his idiot-savant abilities instinctually kicking in. He flies off the handle in a spittle flecked rage and his automatic response is to bait and switch- it’s just who he is…

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I wondered about that, too. I know lots of people are saying that the wire tap stuff is a red herring. But I guess the implication there is that anything would have ever come of the Sessions story – and I don’t know if it would have because Sessions has no intention to step down and Democrats are good at making a bunch of noise and then letting things slide.

  • GoutMachine

    Craven Dicksnot III is deeply offended by your article, sir, and he demands satisfaction!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Perhaps a sternly worded memo.

  • Crank Tango

    I knew I recognized this creep from someplace! https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYI6IDwt2s9O3mw/giphy.gif

    • OrG

      Booger libelz!

  • ariel_gee_398

    Evan McMullin is going to primary him and make us love him forever, right?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      I would love that!

  • Roadstergal

    He can do an investigation into how many salted rat dicks I wish him to consume in one sitting. Because boy howdy, it’s a lot.

    • Crank Tango

      Would you say it’s:
      A.) Some of them
      B.) Most of them
      C.) All of them

      • Roadstergal

        AOT, K.

    • Jamoche
    • exinkwretch

      Maybe politely give him a giant tub of them and his next “Town Hall” meeting? Wait, what?

  • Nounverb911
  • anon_the_great

    Lies! Jason Chaffetz didn’t soil his skivvies w/ semen. Jason is incapable of ejaculation and has been so for decades.

  • exinkwretch

    Chafe/Itch is just annoying until it’s infected and threatens your entire bodily Constitution.

  • Nounverb911
  • MynameisBlarney
    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      If only we could all forget he was ever “president”.

    • Doug Langley

      Personally, I doubt he even knows what century it is.

  • schmannity

    We’re gonna look hard at this.

    Leave your disgusting erection out of this.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Jason, just go ahead and say it: you don’t care if the “president” was compromised by Russia, or that his entire cabinet is full of crooks, incompetents, and weasels, or that actual crimes have been committed by the administration: you want to keep smearing the black guy because it makes your dick hard. Just go on and get it out there. You’ll find that nobody is surprised.

  • natoslug

    How long until Chaffetz’ title can be prepended with “Former”?

    • HogeyeGrex

      Not soon enough.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Mana Chaffitz is a turd inside festering roadkill inside the fetid bowls of President Bannon. I sincerely doubt the union will survive four years of this. Maybe even another month.

  • Persistent Demme

    “Craven dicksnot” is perfection.

    • FlownΩver

      And the name of my new Lennon Sisters cover band.

    • exinkwretch

      And coincidentally, the name of his top campaign donor! I think he manufactures depleted uranium ammunition.

  • ViveLaPersistence
    • I’d take offense to that (I’m a car salesperson) but then I remind myself that the bottom of the barrel car salespeople out there are incredibly incompetent, will make shit up on the regular, and only care about themselves.

      • ViveLaPersistence

        I know what you mean. As a banker, I am lower than pond scum.

  • Suttree

    Chaffetz was that kid who tore out all of the pages he didn’t like from a choose-your-own-adventure book. And fucking ruined it for the next kid in the library.

    • Nounverb911

      And kept all the “boobie” pictures from Nat Geos for himself?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      He’s the guy who filled out the crosswords in free newspapers and left them on the table.

      • suziq

        Filled them out with the wrong words. I hate that!

        • Biff52

          In INK!

    • Crank Tango
  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Does investigating all this fake stuff ever keep Chaffetz from voting on things? Because I’m totally OK with him wasting millions in tax payer money if it means that some GOP stuff doesn’t actually get implemented.

    • Crank Tango

      Well it’s not like he has to think how he votes.

  • Crystalclear12

    So, basically Chaffetz is going to be the last guy to figure out the boat is sinking right before he drowns.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      He knows. Eight years of stonewalling have built up epic levels of lime and rust. Democrats in Congress have to determine what they’re not going to do in return…

    • Zonath

      I think that vastly overstates Chaffetz’s ability to figure things out.

    • LesBontemps

      Chaffetz: “Hmmm, everything up to my neck seems to be wet. Maybe I should investigate.”

    • BadKitty904
      • OrG

        Facts have a well-known Liberal bias.

        • BadKitty904

          GOP? Is that you?

  • Nounverb911

    And when the GOP get to investing trump’s sexual predatoring?
    https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/838839834227707905

  • bookish

    https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-03-06/trump-s-revised-ban-less-restrictive-but-will-still-face-suits

    New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, who like the ACLU sued over the original travel ban, issued a statement Monday saying he is ready to challenge the new order too because “the intent to discriminate against Muslims remains clear.” Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson, who also challenged the original ban, said his office was reviewing the order to determine next legal steps.

  • FlownΩver

    OK, but call Dolt 45 as the first witness, put him under oath, and chase down the dead-end ultimate sources whatever bullshit he shovels. Then, when it’s all a truckload of bupkis, bring him back for another round: “Got anything else, Sparky? No? THEN YOU ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.”

  • Martini Ambassador

    If you cold only punch one face, would it be:
    A) Chappedass Chaffetz
    2) drunk racist Unkkkkle Bannon
    iii) Lie’y Spice?

    Now do fuck, marry, kill with the same list.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Fuck it, kill ’em all and eat, drink, and be marry. That’s as close as I can get.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Careful with how you spell that merry/marry….Words have consequences, I hear…

    • I couldn’t hit Spicey, it would feel like I were hitting Melissa.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Can I get A) to punch 2) and then they both can gang up on iii)? Cuz I am not about to sully my fist with any of them.

    • Crank Tango

      I dunno if I want to get bannon’s face cooties on my fist, and Spicer has those weird Dune Spice Eyes, so I guess Chaffutz.

    • writersbloc

      Mitch, All day everyday.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Punching machine on overdrive.

    • OrG

      Fortunately I don’t have to choose just one.

    • Chaffetz by far, though Bannon’s face would probably bleed the most blood, thus providing the best spectacle. Put Spicer back in the Easter Bunny costume, then have the Philly Fanatic (or similar instigating-type mascot) have it out with him.

    • PUNCH A NAZI!!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    From Wikipedia:

    Chaffetz’s paternal grandfather Maxwell (Max) Chaffetz (1909–1986), the son of Russian immigrants, became an FBI Special Agent. Chaffetz’s father’s first wife was Kitty Dukakis (née Dickson), who later married Michael Dukakis, future Massachusetts Governor and 1988 Democratic presidential nominee.

    So, Chaffetz is from Russian stock AND related by marriage to the Dukakis family? Smells awfully Communistic to me.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    It may just be time to get our asses down to Chaffetz office and sit outside the door for a few…

  • BadKitty904
    • HogeyeGrex

      I can’t be the only one who is truly astonished that an image like this could be relevant to American politics. I’ve seen a bunch of shit go down over the years, but holy fuck. The very idea this could be as accurate as it is makes me a kind of stabby Edward Scissorhands couldn’t come near.
      I can’t even.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    The goods on Obama are on golden tablets an angel gave Chaffetz. He has a special pair of glasses which will allow him, and only him, to see the mountain of evidence against Barack Obama. He will get back to us with that information when he’s done, and don’t be surprised if the golden tablets also declare Chaffetz a God among men.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      Still, silent voice declares him to be the one mighty and strong?

    • Not all gods are good, or real for that matter.

    • Also don’t be surprised if the most important “golden tablet” is really a kindle fire with a golden case, with Breitbart saved as a favorite in his Silk Browser.

    • schmannity

      Mormon lib. . . oh, nevermind.

  • Shibusa
    • The fetus is the GOP’s ace in the hole.

      • Shibusa

        Trump delegates at the RNC convention received tiny plastic fetuses in their MAGA gift bags.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Could somebody find a job ChaffedShitz is actually capable of doing? Because he’s fucking up this one something amazing.

  • bookish

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/06/new-travel-ban-opens-the-door-to-more-countries-on-blacklist.html

    Officials said the president will also ask the Department of Homeland Security and the State Department to assess whether any other countries should be added to a future travel ban. The officials didn’t say if the White House has immediate plans for another ban to be implemented after the 90 days are up.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Chaffetz sounds like an STD that never goes away.

    • laughingnome

      Sounds like?

  • Shibusa

    Chaffetz had been planning a 4 year (or 8 year, if needed) long “investigation” into Clinton’s use of a private email server, if she’d become president. But he can’t muster the energy to read up on much less investigate Herr Gropenfuhrer’s Russia ties.

  • Maybe Chaffetz could do an investigation into where the GOP’s plan to replace Obamacare is, and if it actually exists?

    • OrG

      rand paul’s already on that.

      • Maybe Chaffetz could investigate whether Rand Paul is board certified? (I’ll lend him a 2×4 to use)

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      It was eaten by a grue.

  • bookish

    https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-03-06/trump-s-wiretap-tweets-raise-risk-of-impeachment

    But when President Trump accuses Obama of an act that would have been impeachable and possibly criminal, that’s something much more serious than libel. If it isn’t true or provable, it’s misconduct by the highest official of the executive branch.

    How is such misconduct by an official to be addressed? There’s a common-law tort of malicious prosecution, but that probably doesn’t apply when the government official has no intention to prosecute.

    The answer is that the constitutional remedy for presidential misconduct is impeachment.

  • goonemeritus

    I do this kind of thing with my dog all the time. For example I stuff a teaspoon peanut butter way down in a big rubber chew toy. He spends hour after hour doing something that he sees as work.

    • yyyaz

      At least there is a payoff for your dog.

      • OrG

        I’m sure the kock bros make sure he gets his payoff.

  • SadDemInTex

    Eat a bag of salty rat dicks you fucking horrible asshole. You are a very bad Mormon…I hope they get rid of you in one of their secret chat rooms.

    • Wild Cat

      I hope the planet he inherits is called Earth—after he ruins it.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I think he would ruin any planet he inherits.

    • Yr. Gma

      He’s not a “real” Mormon in that he converted from Jewish for the purpose of getting a place at Brigham Young University in Utah.

      • yyyaz

        Thereby raising the collective IQ of The Tribe.

      • SadDemInTex

        Interesting

  • Jack Tenhet

    Jason Chavetz, go fuck yourself.

    That did feel oddly liberating.

  • Clyde Barrow

    Off Topic, but RIP to the beloved host of my favorite cable channel, Turner Classic Movies. So long, Robert Osborne, and thanks for all the memories.

    • cheetojeebus

      Oh no! Damn, Always enjoyed his commentary.

    • yyyaz

      One of the good guys. Le sigh.

  • TJ Barke

    Up against the wall, you little rat-dick traitor.

  • RC

    I thought I read somewhere this morning that Chefftez was walking this back.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      He is, sort of.

      House Oversight Committee Chairman Rep. Jason Chaffetz said Monday that he has seen no evidence that would support President Donald Trump’s accusation that former President Barack Obama had ordered an illegal wiretap of Trump Tower during last year’s presidential campaign.

      “I learned a long time ago, I’m going to keep my eyes wide open,” Chaffetz (R-Utah) said on “CBS This Morning.” “You never know when you turn a corner what you may or may not see. But thus far I have not seen anything directly that would support what the president has said.”

      • Suttree

        If he says known unknows I will tear my hair out!

        • RC

          Rumsfeld Libel!

          • yyyaz

            Unpossible.

          • puredog

            Beat me to it.

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        All the FOX viewers heard was the first statement, not the second one.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Chaffetz does keep his “eyes wide open”. The problem is the blinders that go over those eyes.

      • Jon Sussex

        He hasn’t “seen anything directly that would support what the president has said” but he has seen a polyp on Dumb-ass Donny’s colon so he’ll keep looking.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    the stupidest man on the internet has some stupid friends in low places.

    https://twitter.com/LoopEmma/status/838837019866501120

    • Suttree

      I’m betting on Louie Gohmert.

      • Shibusa

        I’d second that but he’s in the House. Maybe James ‘Snowball’ Inhofe?

        • Suttree

          Ooops. Ok I’ll go with Tom Cotton then.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Nah. Gohmert would still be wondering why the eraser was leaving marks on his screen.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      That guy with the assault rifle never did determine if that pizza parlor has a basement. Teach the controversy!

      • Doug Langley

        If only they’d looked harder to find the sliding panel to the secret elevator.

    • Zippy W Pinhead
    • I just checked the site. It looks like it was changed back to the original? Someone undid the revision.
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateway_Pundit

    • Querolous

      And someone in the House is obsessed with Garfield’s sexuality.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Oh, tell. That’s hilarious.

  • cheetojeebus

    So, what’s the first thing that pops into my mind when I see Chaffetz’s mug? A short nature film narrated by William Burroughs of a subcutaneous eruption of tiny spiders on the ass of a long dead corpse. It’s a sort of dark comedy skewering his professional life.

  • Amelia

    He should investigate what turned him into such a giant shit stain.

    A nature vs nurture debate for the ages.

    • TJ Barke

      6 of one, a half dozen of the other.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      I blame mirrors — cause if I saw that rat face staring back at me every time I looked into a mirror, I’d be a bitter shit stain too.

      • marxalot

        He looks like something terrible happened to Tim Curry in a fish processing facility.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          You made me LOL, which is more than I can say for just about everything today.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Frank N. Furter LIBELZ!

        • Vacuous Virgina

          Tim Curry libel 😄

      • HogeyeGrex
        • MynameisBlarney

          GAH!

  • Reddishrabbit

    This is my solemn promise, I will donate (and if I can volunteer) for any good liberal or honourable conservative (in the primary) who challenges him in Utah. He is endangering our great republic and must be stopped in 2018.

    • RC

      yea I’d send some cash along for that. How about McMullin? I’d send money to him to run against Chaffetz

      • CindyinEncinitas

        I’m in.

  • azeyote

    it’s not like he spent his entire career looking through e-mails – what’s a couple more years looking for that thing that ain’t there – he probably pretends to hide easter eggs, and laughs when the kids can’t find any – who’s the daddy now –

  • bookish
    • Zyxomma

      Thanks.

  • SheltonTodd

    Chaffetz was born under the sign of The Weasel.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      And he interned with Mephistopheles.

  • CindyinEncinitas
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Tj McGee Wright

      You have to wonder what magical pond they’re scraping these guys from the bottom of. A pretty magical one!

  • At some point Wonkette needs to relax its policy of requiring the obligatory additional phrase of “with votes”

    • timpundit

      No, it doesn’t it’s worked fine for us for many many years and still does.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    And here’s the fucking pay-off from the insane tweets. Republicans will waste time investigation the bullshit, the rubes will eat it up, the media will “squirrel” and the Russians will laugh and laugh. I fucking hate Chaffenit and Nunes more and more every day. If there is a god, he will make Alex Jones’ nipples permanently chafed and allow both these “politicians” to be unelected soon.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I kinda gave up on god when Fucknut was elected.

      • RC

        I gave up on god when shrub was elected.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        That WAS pretty much a dead give-away.

  • Run2Live
  • BreakingDeadMen

    If Evan McMullin wants to help his party, he could primary this asshole.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      I would send his campaign money.

    • …and he’ll likely lose. If he wins, he’ll be another Drumpf’s taint sucker.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        IDK, Chaffetz faced a lot of angry voters at his town hall, and McMullin is no Trumpkin. A conservative, sure, but not a Trumper.

        • RC

          agree about McMullin a conservative but not a winger.

          • LOL, what does one have to do to be a winger? Has Drumpf’s outbursts and incivil conversation reduced the bar so low that a guy who politely wants to ban abortion, refuse gays and trans people their rights, increase military spending, repeal healthcare, remove regulations… the whole kit ‘n kaboodle is not a winger?

          • RC

            He’s very conservative and a Mormon so I’ll give you that he’s not socially someone we cuddle up to, but he’s not likely to follow the vulgarian and his ilk over the hill. If it’s a choice to losing to Chaffetz, because I find it difficult to see a Democrat taking that seat, or winning with someone who doesn’t have the same level of assholery and isn’t part of the freedumb caucus….I’ll be glad to see McMullin take the seat. Unless you have some magic Dem that can take Utah then I’ll be happy to support that person but if you don’t……

          • So McMullin over Chaffetz? Sure. He certainly seems more civil.
            I just do not see a difference it’ll make in Congress on any policy. Not one iota. Plus there’ll be this illusion that because he is more civil, he is better.

          • RC

            sigh…….then lets just leave Chaffetz his seat, lets watch him time and again go after Democrats while he ignores GOP crimes.

            Look, I’m one of those things the Bernie people hate I’m a practical Democrat. If I can’t get one of my own into the seat, then I’d damn sure take someone better than the monster that occupies it now.

          • sigh…….then lets just leave Chaffetz his seat

            Sure. And work on our comprehension because here is what I said:

            So McMullin over Chaffetz? Sure. He certainly seems more civil.

            Look, I’m one of those things the Bernie people hate I’m a practical Democrat.

            I am not a Bernie Democrat and I do not hate you. I do hate the way you misread what I say, and then assign a position to be that I have not taken. AND one that I have made abundantly clear.

            In my view, there should be NO resources spent in getting McMullin elected by those opposed to Republicans.

          • RC

            In my view, there should be NO resources spent in getting McMullin elected by those opposed to Republicans.

            And if I made you think I was willing to throw the whole world at his feet, I’m sorry. This started because I thought if McMullin would run I’d send him a few bucks to help him out. I do think if we can’t get a Democrat in that seat, McMullin would be a better alternative than Chaffetz but I never said we should embrace him as if he were the second coming. If you’ve got a better idea of how to get rid of that asshole Chaffetz I’d love to hear it otherwise your only alternative is to leave him in place and let him continue with his shitty ways. Some times the devil you know is not the better choice.

            As for Congress and policy, you’re right to some degree it won’t make any difference (although I’m willing to be that McMullin wouldn’t equate health care payments with buying an iphone) but in the oversight committee it might get someone in there who is less witch hunter and more committed to the country. It’s a gamble but we know what we have now is terrible.

          • If we cannot get a Democrat in that seat, we work towards getting a Democrat in that seat some day in the future.

            We do not send a few bucks just so that a more civil talking RWNJ fucks us over. Those bucks change nothing on the policy and make it appear that as long as they elect civil people, we’re ok with Republicans.

            In fact, leaving a diarrhea emitting Chaffetz makes it easier to elect a Democrat in the future. People will be more appalled by that asshole that they’ll vote for someone else. McMullin gets in there, he’ll coast forever.

            By all means vote for McMullin over Chaffetz if those are your only options.

          • RC

            You have far more faith in republican voting public than I do. These people always vote for an R, always, but go ahead hold the line, let Chaffetz stay in place because you think they will some day hate him enough to get rid of him in favor of a democrat. Let’s just hope he doesn’t help the vulgarian bring down the ceiling on our heads in the mean time. I’m done.

          • Nope. I have NO faith in Republicans at all. Which is why I would not advocate voting for one unless you have no choice. I certainly do not advocate helping one Republican win over the other; they can help themselves. A vote cast for the no-name Democrat in Chaffetz’s district is far less vulgar than casting one for McMullin.

        • They are all Drumpfers once they are in Congress. “Angry voters” at town hall mean jack shit when it comes to electing the asshole. This is Fucking Utah, and they’ll do as Drumpf tells them.

          “I mostly agree with Drumpf” ~ Lindsey Graham

          • That certainly wouldn’t be the case with McMullin.

          • Check his issues page.

          • Oh, I know his issues. He’s an idiot, but not a Trump idiot.

          • No one is a Drumpf idiot, till they are in Congress.

            Is Graham a Drumpf idiot?
            How about Ted Cruz?

            Once in congress, they ALL, with very rare and extremely occasional exceptions go along with what Drumpf wants.

            Remember Tillerson and Rubio? Same thing.

            The mistake is confusing Drumpf’s incivility for a difference in policy or substance. If anything, Drumpf is more progressive than this McMullin asshole. A lot more uncivil, yes, but more progressive.

        • Emaily

          Our Utah Legislature gerrymandered the hell out of our congressional districts. The angry, townhall folks were once in our 2nd district, and well-represented (usually) by a Dem. The rest of Chaffetz’s district is rural and red and he won by something like 74 percent to 26 percent in the last election. We are stuck with this bastard unless he decides to run for Hatch’s Senate seat.

      • Crank Tango

        Something tells me the House is going to be a lot different come spring of 2019.

  • Jack Tenhet

    Just going to put this right here for Jason. Factcheck.org does a good takedown of “wire tapp” claims…

    “Second, the claim is loosely based on two reports — a conservative blog
    and a BBC report — that cited anonymous sources who claimed that the FBI
    obtained a warrant in October to investigate two Russian banks. Neither
    report alleged any wrongdoing by Obama or even evidence that the
    warrant was obtained illegally. In fact, Heat Street and the BBC claimed
    that the FBI obtained a legal warrant from the FISA court.”

    http://www.factcheck.org/2017/03/examining-trumps-wiretap-claim/

  • AJ Milne

    I think every time Trump or any of his proxies or dupes, media or yammering social media troll so much as alludes to anything rhyming with Liar Clap, I’m jest gonna respond, ‘Sorry… Didn’t catch that… Was listening to this concert on headphones… It’s called the Ryobolovlev Sessions.’

  • RC

    I don’t know anything about Nunez but maybe he knows there is no way that this thing with President Obama is a thing, but he also knows that the only way to shut the vulgarian up is to “do an investigation” and assure him that those rascally dems covered their tracks too well. I mean really if your Nunez what the hell else are you going to do with a ravaging presinit in your own party, who I might add can never give anything a break and get the fuck over it and of course is never wrong?

  • JackLinks

    When is someone on-camera going to ask Chaffetz to explain the following? This comment by Chaffetz was made one month after the Benghazi attacks!

    GOP Rep: I ‘Absolutely’ Voted To Cut Funding For Embassy Security

    https://thinkprogress.org/gop-rep-i-absolutely-voted-to-cut-funding-for-embassy-security-d66fbfac18ea#.f9qaxekv1

    • RC

      yep and their are planning on doing it again in the new budget.

    • Ill-Advised

      How else are we gonna create the kind of demand we need for the military expansion? We need incidents, people.

  • Bad Scooter

    Due to coverage of this “news,” I now associate The Donald with one of my favorite songs. SAD!

    “federal agents mad ’cause I’m flagrant
    tappin’ my cell and the phone in the basement”

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Oh, but the dancing we will do once don the con & company finally land in jail!

  • Rick Hill

    “Chaffetz told the Fox “newsers” that he sees “no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia,” perhaps because he hasn’t DONE A FUCKING INVESTIGATION.”

    Be reasonable. He assplained that already. there is NO evidence of anything in front of his pointy nose. Now, Obama needs investigating because the evidence has to exist SOMEWHERE! It’s only logicalness

  • Suse

    Remember his investigation into the Black Market Babby Parts Organization? They just told the GOoPs to go fuck themselves. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/us/politics/planned-parenthood.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

  • ViveLaPersistence

    When did “news” people start sitting on couches like it’s a damn book club?

    • Themostunclean

      Since Fox and Friends is a morning show. It’s lightweight right wing propaganda for those who can only digest their news in jokey sound bites and small words. tRump is a big fan.

  • Kurt Weil

    You can’t jizz yourself in the magic Mormon underwear

    • cats530

      All this austerity talk gives Jason a woody.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Bet the FISA warrant is in the same file folder as his tax audit review.

  • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

    Fine, investigate it. What happens when the FISA warrant comes to light, heeengh?

  • Craig

    Do your job pig face!

  • TheGhostofEustaceTilley

    So Congress, who has investigative authority over the Executive, is going to investigate Trump at Trump’s request. What’s the endgam here?

    • Ill-Advised

      A yuuuuge expansion on the Mar-a-lago invitation list?

  • Toledo Window Box

    Craven dicksnot! Excellent.

  • SkinlessGenderlessMan

    “…..into TRUMP’S BAD BRAIN?”

    “Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?”
    “Then you won’t be angry?”
    “I will NOT be angry.”
    “Abby someone.”
    [long pause]
    “Abby someone. Abby who?”
    “Abby… Normal.”
    [long pause]
    “Abby Normal?”
    “I’m almost sure that was the name.”

    http://rs318.pbsrc.com/albums/mm430/VoteV/posters/BadBrains1.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

    • President in Exile Firefly

      I woulda seen that show!

    • Begin Anew Day

      So much BAD, so little time.

  • Stulexington

    It’s funny, I can’t wait for them to investigate this too. I can’t wait for them to find the warrant was 100% legit and oh by the way here’s the results of the legit investigation: Trump is a foreign agent and is under arrest.

    • disqus_Tq1cQbeWFW

      My understanding is, there was no warrant and no wire tap. Just Dump being delusional.

  • YourNameHere

    His face looks like it doesn’t fit correctly. One of the lizard people?

    • Mavenmaven

      put on your Hoffman lenses!

  • Mavenmaven

    I wonder how much Chaffetz is getting from the Russians.

  • Greyhame

    I would never miss an opportunity to tell Chaffetz to go fuck himself. But really now, Mormon Jesus must be sorely disappointed about the way Brother Jason has been failing his own, personal morality test since the beginning of his congressional career (and particularly since he did his little about-face on supporting The Beast right before the election).

  • ChupacabraAzul

    Pantywaist.

  • WeaselPoo

    Trumps claim is that ” his phones in Trump Tower ” were tapped, based on a conjectural assertion by radio troglodyte Mark Levin.

    Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there actually an investigation into, NOT THE PHONES, but the VPN e-mail connection between a dedicated server in Trump Tower and a dedicated server in Alfa Bank, Moscow?

    Snopes picks through the details of that and finds the Trump/Alfa “secret server” narrative to be more of a “based on actual events and things*

    *but with dramatic embellishments
    See: http://www.snopes.com/trump-server-tied-to-russian-bank/

    If Snopes is correct ( and it sure looks like a thorough examination of the story) then there’s really nothing about it that’s damning or actionable—and certainly nothing came of it.

    So what’s really going on?
    Well, maybe this is all some accidental but usefully disruptive bullshit.
    Such as:

    The server ‘tap’ actually reveals jack shit, so nothing else happens.
    Trump learns of the ‘tap’ but because nothing happens because there’s nothing actually significant about the story at all, Trump ignores the story because he has more ‘important’ things to tweet about.
    Later, Levin vaguely recalls the story, or happens upon it more recently and being quite stupid turns it into a “phone”-tapping conspiracy.
    Trump really doesn’t ‘do’ computers, but he LIVES on his phone, right? So now he’s OUTRAGED!9/11!!!.

    Levin get’s some exposure Ameros, Trump demands investigation, Chaffetz complies. As the original SERVER ‘tap’ reveals nothing (according to Snopes, and consistent with nothing having come of it), and as the “phone tapp” story looks to be bullshit as well ( because Levin apparently invented it, and current and former FBI, DOJ are denying it), the investigation into either/or/and the inconsequential ‘server tap’, and the non-existent “phone tapp” will by definition reveal nothing, ergo ANY AND ALL OTHER PROPOSED INVESTIGATIONS INTO TRUMP/RUSSIA CONNECTIONS will be declared null and void, ergo Trump definitively has NO Russia connections AT ALL (even though he obviously does) and thus the whole problem will go away. Trump wins!

    • javadavis

      I thought (off the top of my head) that the server tap revealed that 1) there was a server in Trump tower under Trumpp’s business’s control that was dedicated to communicating with a Russian server and 2) that the server went dark when, allegedly, the ‘server tap’ was noticed only to start up again with a different configuration (is that the right term?) which is not suspicious at all. Certainly no more suspicious than, say, the discovery that OJ Simpson had purchased a disguise within a day after his wife was murdered.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Damn, Chaffetz, another nuisance suit? People will talk.

  • Nigel Poncewattle

    Why the fuck do they keep talking about the “Mainstream media” while also bragging about how they are the biggest cable news network as far as ratings goes? Ah — doesn’t that make FOX the mainstream media?

    • disqus_Tq1cQbeWFW

      This may have changed, but not to long ago a MAJOR owner of FOX was an Arab Prince!!

  • SullivanSt

    Is this really the face of somebody who knows something you don’t know?

    Actually it is: the flavor of feces.

  • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

    I think we should now re-define Chaffetz as the word for “the non-kosher food too rotten to even be called trayf.” “Cheez whiz on a Walmart hot dog? That’s chaffetz! Chomer chaffetz, dude!”

  • Mike Steele

    Took the time to read well-researched New Yorker piece on Trump’s back door Baku deal that only pumped up Iranian terror network. Seems that two main crushes of Lady MS (Sherrod Brown & Rachel) are the only folks bothering to ‘follow the money’, which is what everything is always about. Would love to see MSM hold administrations feet to the fire & gin up (I.e. embarrass) Congress into pursuing this. Meanwhile, will continue to put our own safety at risk by calling out Fox-ers in the henhouse as traitorous collaborators that they are. Around these here parts, that has made leaving the house a daily challenge.

  • motmelere

    Just drop the cartoon elephant and proudly take the tinfoil hat for the Republican emblem already. It’s not as though the people who still support you would notice…or get it…or be offended.

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    • tinker12

      Fuque off. Take your spam to Breitfart.

  • doggiedaddy
  • miss_grundy

    Cannot wait to see this c*nt get a lesson in constitutional history. I hope that it is epic!

  • disqus_Tq1cQbeWFW

    I am an Obama supporter… BRING ON THE INVESTIGATIONS!!! If there were wire taps, that means probably cause was shown to a judge and approved! But TWO GOP Senators, on the intel committee, they have never heard of any of this, no warrants, no wire taps.

    But go ahead GOP… open up the can of whoop ass on Dump and yourselves. Because we know, that once an investigation is open… it will go rampant. Just like “Benghazi #8” went into emails.

    Dump asked for it… bring on the investigations!! Impeachment on charges of treason are probably not far behind.

  • tinker12

    Jason Chaffetz “wakes up from the morning” WTF does that even mean?

    • cats530

      It means Jason Chappedazz lives in alternate reality, as out-of-touch as most Republican legislators.

  • cats530

    Hey, wait! I like his “Smegma Face” moniker better, though he does look like disgusting dicksnot, but he has such purty lips, just built for fellating his wrinkled-junk Koch masters…

  • Eileen Besse

    I am happy that I threw you a few dollars. I will do it again after I see what’s left after my next insurance premium comes due. Yer worth it!

  • Ducksworthy

    You know I was sure Jason was overcompensating by being the worst ahole in Congress but not until today did I learn that he is the son of Kitty Dukakis and a Jewish convert to Mormonism.

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