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HOO BOY. It’s been a long time comin’, from the heady days back when Joe and Mika Scarborough-Brzezinski acted as informal advisers to Donald Trump, but we think they’re finally breaking up with the “president” once and for all. Seems they don’t like how Trump dry-drunked himself all over Twitter on Saturday and, with no evidence besides a Breitbart post President Steve Bannon sticked under his nose, accused President Obama of ordering an illegal “wire tapp” against him.

There were many beautiful moments from today’s “Morning Joe,” so let’s look at some together, starting with Joe and Mika saying Trump’s little Twitter tantrum sealed the deal, his administration has no credibility, and BOY BYE:

JOE: What Donald Trump did on Saturday morning has shaken this government and the confidence of its people to the core. It is hard to overstate how reckless that tweet was, the 45th president of the United States accusing the 44th president of the United States of tapping his phones, personally tapping his phones, calling him sick …

MIKA: Uncouth.

JOE: For people comparing this to the birther controversy, context is necessary. It is one thing when a reality TV star accuses a president of a sleazy conspiratorial theory. But when a president of the United States accuses another president, the context changes, and it is dangerous. […] We are in crisis.

MIKA: Yeah. It’s an administration that’s lost all credibility at this point.

DANG GIRL DANG!

A bit later, Joe and Mika played a clip of White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who is bad at her job, hemming and hawing to Martha Raddatz about how Trump has seen stuff (on the internet) that indicates Barack Obama did Watergate to the phones in Trump Tower, baselessly saying “IF” Obama did this, it would be a yooge fuckin’ deal that needs to be investigated. Mika is NOT HAVING THAT SHIT, and neither is Joe:

MIKA: What the … what the hell? I’m sorry … that is just …

JOE: How do they go out and say “IF THIS DID HAPPEN?” They might as well go out and say that “IF George W. Bush …

MIKA: This White House is a joke.

JOE: … helped O.J. Simpson kill Nicole Brown,” that would be the biggest scandal of all time. “IF Barack Obama had something to do with JonBenet Ramsey’s death,” that would be the biggest political scandal of all time. I mean, “IF.” … There is no evidence … nor will there EVER be any evidence that Barack Obama, himself, ordered the tapping of Donald Trump’s phones in Trump Tower.

What about those reports that Pussgrab McWeakSad left the White House “in a rage” on Friday, and that he was GRRR MAD all weekend long? This is the part where Joe ‘n’ Mika call their former boyfriend Donald Trump a pussy, basically:

JOE: He was in a rage all weekend …

MIKA: Because it was discovered that his attorney general lied?

JOE: Yeah. Because it was discovered that his attorney general lied …

MIKA: And his little speech coverage went away?

JOE: Maybe if these people would stop lying …

MIKA: This is a very small man.

WITH TINY BABY HANDS!

Next, here’s Mika, on the verge of tears (because sometimes people cry during breakups), issuing a personal plea to Sarah Huckabee Sanders and all the other Trump bots, reminding them to think of AMERICA, and also that, in the future, when Trump is but a piss stain of a bad memory, these people will still need to be able to get jobs, and “helped Trump destroy America” really doesn’t look good to prospective employers:

MIKA: I don’t know how anybody can defend this president, even if it’s their job. Like, you’ve gotta have a job AFTER this. You’ve gotta look in the mirror AFTER this. Sarah Huckabee, or whoever is gonna speak out next, you have to look in the mirror and think about this country, after this is over. You have to think of the endgame here, because there IS one, at the rate we’re going.

YA THINK?

Here’s where Mika says maybe Trump is mentally insane, like whoa if true!

JOE: [Trump is] totally unprepared for the job of being president, and unfortunately, not knowing what he does not know.

MIKA: And possibly unfit, mentally. Sorry. I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking, so.

And finally, Mika is ready to have The Conversation, the one liberals have been having since election day and before, about how maybe Trump really does want to be Hitler:

MIKA: We hear people from other countries who say, “This is how it starts.” I think we’re at that point where we have to have that conversation.

BRITISH MEDIA LADY JOANNA COLES: Well, I think there are a lot of people are very worried in Europe. Britain is watching this like a soap opera.

MIKA: And others are watching it with historic knowledge of how things go terribly wrong.

Oh god, it’s finally happened. They sensed something was amiss when they realized what a pathological liar Kellyanne Conway is. It started really dawning on them when they saw dead-eyed Trump adviser Stephen Miller shout that everyone MUST respect the president’s AUTHORI-TAH. Last week, they discovered that this ugly pock-marked thing named Steve Bannon is really running the White House. And now here they are, the same place all we smart liberals got to MONTHS AGO, figuring out that yes, all the warnings we made about how Trump is a wanna-be dictator with no respect for American institutions or the Constitution, and also is up Russia’s ass in ways we don’t fully understand yet, were prescient and true.

Welcome to the party, Joe and Mika! It’s not a very fun party, but at least we get to say “I told you so” a whole bunch.

Like this: JESUS CHRIST, JOE AND MIKA, WE TOLD YOU SO.

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  • memzilla Ω
    • SnarkON

      It worked well for the wealthy elite.

      • Red Bird Ω

        Fun fact. Many of today’s wealthy who support the Republican Party are the descendants of people who themselves were illiterate and poor.

        • Liberal Fascist Ron

          ‘Never again! (No, not that way, we’re not Jewish.)’

    • BearGHAZI

      Where can I buy such a nice, long feudalism stick?

  • memzilla Ω
  • Nounverb911

    “MIKA: Yeah. It’s an administration that’s lost all credibility at this point.”
    At this point! Try January 22nd.

    • Really? I question the exisitence of credibility during the transition

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      When did Little Babby Donnie EVER tell the truth about anything?

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        The first time Baby Donnie cried for food. The second time he wasn’t hungry but discovered that if he cried he’d get fed anyway.

  • Is Steve Bannon slowly morphing into Baron Vladimir (!) Harkonnen? His face seems more leprous and weeping sore-covered every time I see it. Quick, someone invent those anti-grav thingies, you’ll make some money if you can sell them before he goes to prison for super-treason.

    • Wild Cat

      Kenneth Macmillian?

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s more of a Beast Rabban.

    • SnarkON

      Take a fucking shower, Bannon.

    • Lizzietish81

      I’d post that scene but it gives the willies.

    • Claire

      How has someone that rich apparently never been to a dermatologist to see if they can’t sandpaper him down or something?

      • Alan

        Spent it all on the cocaine?

  • Oblios_Cap

    The touch of the Wonkette Babby has finally brought clarity and some small dollop of reason to these otherwise loathsome individuals. Verily, it is a miracle.

    • BearGHAZI

      That’s how she rolls. She touches you, and about ten months later you realize you are hypocritical garbage

  • TJ Barke

    I don’t know what’s real anymore!

    • Nounverb911

      Are you real?

      • TJ Barke

        What if I’m a figment of your imagination!?

        • Nounverb911

          That’s okay, I’m a figment of my imagination.

          • Liberal Fascist Ron

            Cogito ergo non.

      • Meccalopolis

        fig newton

    • Ricky Gay
  • Clyde Barrow

    Too little, too late. As far as I’m concerned, any news service that gave the Orange Clown a soapbox to stand on and sell his BS is culpable in the destruction and mockery of our democracy.

    Fuck you, Joe & Mika.

    • SnarkON

      with votes!

    • Wild Cat

      They’ve been fucking for ages.
      It’s why the ‘news’ is a corruption of its original mission.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      and then visited him at his shitty Florida shit hole, in person to lick his shitty balls some more.

  • Michael R

    Trump : the stain that won’t come out .

    • We’ll need to scrub the whole country with a cheese grater

    • schmannity

      Not even ancient Chinese secret.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Oblios_Cap

      I guess that ends Trump’s love affair with the uneducated.

    • Claire

      Holy cow, Gowdy went straight to “Show us the money.” How is that possible?

    • schmannity

      How do I lose Trey Gowdy? Asking for self and every friend.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I think there’s no going back for Mika, but Joe will change his mind again after the next teleprompter speech. I wonder what that will do to their relationship?

    • I dunno. But let’s watch!

    • Wild Cat

      Joe won’t do gaping for a month.

    • timpundit

      Me too. It would be irresponsible not to speculate. Wildly, even.

  • schmannity

    So solemn and serious Joemika! Maybe you shouldn’t have licked his hairy orange ass for a year.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      I’m never eating again.

  • Lizzietish81

    Deja Vu: Back in 2005-2006 when people were saying “Maybe going to war in Iraq wasn’t such a great idea.”

    I said this in 2003, fuck we were saying it in 2001 when the towers were still burning that Bush was going to use this as an excuse to invade Iraq and they called us crazy and UnAmerican.

    It’s hard being the smart one.

    • My first reaction to the Iraq invasion announcement was “What? Why?”

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        I figured it was Shrub trying to make his daddy proud by ‘finishing the job he didn’t.’

        • Michael Milford

          That whole region of the world, millions of lives, forever altered probably by nothing more than something half-meant George H.W, Bush said to his son one day back in 1966. Such is the nature of father-son psychodrama. This one just happened to play out differently. Usually the son grows up, and instead of hanging drywall he’s got a couple guys who hang drywall while he sits at a desk. Then he’s won. Clearly, the dynamic gets stickier when dad and kid both rise to be leaders of the free world.

      • Michael Milford

        I know, right? Remember what the answer was?

        “WHY?! Because…uh, 9-11?! (Scoffs)”

    • Wild Cat

      I gave up the silliness of symbolic marches and other futile gestures back then.

      Americans like to kill. Americans like to die. Just protect the weak and the naive from future propaganda. Let the rabid loons be The Marching Morons and come back in shreds, pathetic fodder for “USA! USA!” chants from their chicken hawk admirers.

      • keenanjay

        If only we could get them to volunteer for special “suicide battalions.” The Marines are a close second, though.

        • Lamashtar

          A few cynical soldiers of my acquaintance refer to certain symbolic US troops as “speed bumps.”

          • Michael Milford

            Or cannon fodder.

    • Michael Milford

      The millennials call it ‘woke’. I only bring this up to split hairs. More than being smart or being a critical-thinker, I think it’s a question of courage and character. I knew plenty of neocon chicken hawks back then who knew better then to espouse the nonsense escaping their lips. Of all he knocks against Hillary Clinton, the Iraq War vote is the one where I really felt she deserved to feel the pain. It was just so fucking cynical and obvious what was happening.

  • Nounverb911
    • Lizzietish81

      “Can you believe my mom handed me to these people?”

      • “And why aren’t i wearing Wonkette gear to at least get some advertising out of this bitch?”

      • proudgrampa

        Babby looks PISSED.

    • Oblios_Cap

      And a little child shall lead them…

    • Alan

      Did they eat it afterwards?

    • timpundit

      Wonkette babbie side-eye ftw.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Looks like a pussyhat prototype. Wonket leads the way!

  • Mpeg

    “There you go again” — Ronnie’s words make the transition from admonishment to mantra.

  • square1inny

    I wish I could start a band and call it “The Wiretapps”.

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      Definitely old-school punk.

  • Jon Sussex

    If it takes someone this long to dump Dumb-ass Donny, I can never respect their opinion on any topic.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      They are at least better than the 30 percent of public and near 100 percent of GOP congress that still supports the lying and demented sack of shit.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        That’s one of those subterraneanly low bars, isn’t it?

    • Oblios_Cap

      It’s all fun and games until an intern goes missing, eh Joe?

    • LouiseLouise

      Maybe some of T’s crazyed followers will drink the Joe coffee…

  • Martini Ambassador

    It is one thing when a reality TV star accuses a president of a sleazy conspiratorial theory. But when a president of the United States accuses another president, the context changes, and it is dangerous.

    Here’s the thing, Joe (Imma call you Joe, OK?). It’s not like tRump was ever going to reliably “pivot.” It was pretty clear when we were having elections that he is who he is, a reality star in a poorly-fitting suit that was more interested in bloviation than substance. And you, dear Joe, ate it up like chocolate pudding. You loved it. So, Joe, methinks you have little ground on which to stand, and it certainly ain’t no high ground.

    • Vecchioivan

      How could poor Joe ever have guessed that this raging loon would turn out to be such a raging loon?

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        I have to tell you, nobody knew this guy was going to act exactly as he has been acting in public for 30 years.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      The context of a reality TV star leading a movement to delegitimize the president of the USA, and being taken seriously by tens of millions of his angry, bigoted and poorly educated countrymen is still pretty fucking dangerous, actually, Joe.

  • Oblios_Cap

    So Donnie didn’t show up to pitch his new Muslim ban? Still sleeping off this weekend’s coke binge?

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Why does the President think Congress needs to investigate Executive agencies? All he has to do is call the FBI and say “Gimme.” Are people really so dumb that they are buying this shit?

    • Alan

      Yes.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Kinda noticed that too. The So-called President could have, you know, asked someone about this. But instead he relies on his daily Brietbart Intelligence Briefing. (BIB)

    • LouiseLouise

      Why do that when you can throw in in with another multi million dollar investivation that is legit (cut down on taxpayer complains about waste of money again)

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        You can also stall the bullshit investigation by refusing to answer subpoenas.

  • Lefty Wright

    I tried the “I told you so” on Salon recently. Some of them still told me to stfu, Hillary is still an evil witch. Without any remorse about Trump winning.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Tell them to watch the video of the mother and daughter crying in the car while their dad is being taken off to be deported because of something he did two decades ago and then see how they feel about their vote (from a post from last week–not linking because it still breaks my heart.)

      Fuck those lefter-than-thou purists with a fuckton of primary losses FFS.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Well, yes. Because the alt left formed from a marriage of convenience between white supremacists and transparency fetishists who met cute at Ron Paul events and pulled in the usual fashionable lefty nihilists. Which is why they’re Trump supporters.

    • timpundit

      And I still want to give Ms Stien an atomic wedgie of votes, too.

  • goonemeritus

    “If I’ve lost

  • Mpeg

    JOE: He was in a rage all weekend

    And we don’t even have any “after the dust* settles” to look forward to. It’ll be All Tanrtrum, All the Time.

    * And I hate dust bad enough.. but orangey dust is teh WORST~

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    If Trump aborted Putin’s love child, that would be the biggest scandal of all time.

  • memzilla Ω

    Let’s not forget that THIS was hung in the United States Holocaust Museum in 2003, in reaction to Bush/Cheney:
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/128a0f61e28093199fd6cf14436a9f24280b4145e05fa1ccd85fb13fc46393a1.jpg

    • Vecchioivan

      Bingo!

      • timpundit

        The big joke is we thought W was the worst.

        • Crystalclear12

          They showed us!

        • yyyaz

          He was. Until now.

        • Michael Milford

          Trump is so bad even W. is hand in hand with the left. The worst thing about Dubya was Cheney. He himself is several evolutions beyond Donald Trump. Remember, after 9-11 he talked haters off the ledge and even took off his shoes before entering a mosque. Could you imagine what would happen if even a Democrat did this today?

    • Fartknocker

      Someone should send this to the nice Trump lady who was proud of the Russians and enjoyed the freedom of standing in a park, free speech all while waving a Russian flag.

      • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

        Nah, she wouldn’t get how any of this applied to her.

    • yyyaz

      When half the country can’t sound out the words, let alone understand the concepts or put them into context, it might as well be a rifle target or truck-pull poster.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        You may be on to something here. “What if they gave a revolution and made everyone think it was a demo derby?”

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I question letting those two continue to babbysit. They don’t seem to be especially observant.

  • Crystalclear12

    I’ll see your “I told you so” and raise you with an “about fucking time!”

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Bamz should sue his ass.

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      He wouldn’t get anything in the way of reparations.

  • Groundloop

    “Trump is a wanna-be dictator with no respect for American institutions or the Constitution, and also is up Russia’s ass in ways we don’t fully understand yet…”

    FALSE!!

    Trump is clearly the bottom in this relationship.

  • Alan

    They’re quick.

  • SmokinGood

    “Months ago”? Try “years”, or even “decades”.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      Yeah, like, I found Trump repulsive in the ’90s, and nothing he’s done since has been able to change that initial impression one iota.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    You’ve gotta look in the mirror AFTER this.

    Yes you do Mika. Joe. Wolf. Tweety. You all gave Trump unfettered access to your airwaves. Twenty-four, seven coverage of his speeches, his airplane, his empty podium, his hats. Congratulations on putting network ahead of country. Now go look in a mirror.

    • gorgegirl

      But…Hillary ‘s emails…

    • Sarah Connor

      this whole crocodile tears, smh, song and dance would be laughable if it weren’t so chunder inducing.

  • exinkwretch

    Who hasn’t had that awkward moment when you wake up hung over, naked, tied to the bed and discover the hooker has taken your wallet AND your car keys!

    • Vecchioivan

      That’s the last time I’ll ever use Trump Escort Services.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Two of his biggest enablers (“Oh…Oh! That’s just our Donny!”) throughout the primaries and the general.

    FUCK THEM WITH A PRICKLY PEAR…..SIDEWAYS!

  • Freddie Brooks

    Squinty remains an opportunist with no scruples. The Meat Puppet’s simply embarrassing.

    >> last Tuesday, the morning of his well-received speech to a joint session of Congress, Trump sat down in the Oval Office with none other than Joe Scarborough of “Morning Joe” fame, spending a full 15 minutes chatting with the anchor, an MSNBC spokesperson confirmed.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-joe-scarborough-congress-address-235669

  • We’re watching in real time, a president’s mental state unravelling, and no one around him has the courage to say that he’s going mad.

    • Claire

      Because he’s been like this the whole time. If they want to say he’s crazy now, a month into the presidency, they’ll have to admit that they were fine with putting a literal madman into office to advance their own agenda.

      • Suttree

        I await the republican apologetics. I saw my mother’s boyfriend today and he didn’t squeak. He had a lot of fun giving me shit after the election. He’s a nice guy and all, but he tried to tell me that he’s an Independent and also to a registered Democrat. And he voted for Trump. SMH. Is there something terribly wrong with retired Marine’s brains?

        • ahughes798

          I have never met a Marine who didn’t come out of them as much worse people than they were when they went in.

      • PubOption
    • Thaumaturgist

      sorry. no unravelling. you have to ravel before you can unravel.

  • Tallmutha

    “Uncouth.” That’s a word that deserves to make a comeback. I like how Mika makes it serve as a complete sentence.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Gauche.

      It’s a posh way to say white trash. I’m all for it!

      • SmokinGood

        As a Sinister-American, I’m offended.

        • Lefty Frizzell

          Wow, that never struck me before! And I did French at school and everything!

          • SmokinGood

            So many fun derogatory terms that are just literally “left” in various languages.

          • Hutch

            Like “sinister” – “left” from the Latin.

          • BearDeLaOursistance

            Rush Limbaugh invented language?!

          • Oblios_Cap

            I took 4 years of Latin, where sinister means left.

        • Suttree

          I totally didn’t realize that! Thank you!

      • mailman27

        Louche, even.

        • Lefty Frizzell

          Non-U

        • ahughes798

          I think someone has to have some wealth to be considered louche, say, a young Mick Jagger.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Apparently among the many things her Democratic father raised her to be that she hasn’t had occasion for in her career is fastidious.

    • RC

      that’s why I like vulgarian so much. It’s kin to uncouth

      • Shanzgood

        But vulgarian sounds like he’s from a whole country of…

        Oh, god. Yeah, lets go with uncouth.

  • proudgrampa

    Joe and Mika are just a little bit late to the party…

    Just sayin’.

    • under_score

      Better late than never, sez I *cough*FoxNews*cough*

  • Crystalclear12

    Can you imagine the backroom GOP conversations at this point.

    OK, this really isn’t working.
    Now what?
    Blame the Democrats?
    We can’t. We’re in charge.

    Then what. . .

    • BMW

      Pretty sure they are still blaming the Democrats.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        Yeah, but this time nobody outside the base is listening. Not even the Democrats.

      • Crystalclear12

        Well, Trump managed to blame Obama, so, sure why not?

        • LouiseLouise

          He’s a racist ya know…

    • Flashman

      Maybe if everyone just said, fine, GOP, you can have your upper-bracket tax cuts, now just get rid of this vile, crazy motherfucker, we could all get on with normal life.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Joe: “Go ahead and grab it Donny! She doesn’t care.”

    Mika: “~giggles~__I’d rather be grabbed on top of the desk than found dead under it Joe!’

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/68629/large/mika_brzezinski.jpg?1392091354

    • Shanzgood

      Jeez. Ew.

      • Suttree

        Do you know how dirty (not in a good way) I feel because I think she’s attractive. I do have a weakness for women with short hair though.

    • Alan

      WTF?

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      No way they’re not doing it…sorry…

      • RC

        I don’t know. If I were her and had those legs there are a lot of guys I do before I got far enough down on the list to do him.

      • Biff52

        I thought that was already confirmed?

    • Sister the Resister

      I don’t know why, but when I see this pic, I always pair it with the mental image of Mika in the chair and Joe in that pose on the desk.

    • Sardonicuss

      Yeah….Joe using all those dead girl examples.
      Quit being so Freudian Joe!

  • BMW

    I’ve known Trump was a irrational blowhard since 2011. Am I really smart, or are they just really dumb?

    • Crystalclear12

      AOT,K

    • Fartknocker

      You’re just like Dok Zoom: A very nice, smart, well spoken person who is such a swell person, you get to post comments. You’re precious.

    • The Wanderer

      I’ve known he was an irrational blowhard since at least 1988 or so.

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        What year was he born? I’m pretty sure he was a miserable child too.

        • yyyaz

          ’46.

      • BMW

        In fairness, I knew he was a blowhard since the 90s, but the irrational part didn’t really click with me until the birther stuff. I didn’t know about the Central Park Five until years later.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Why not both?

    • Suttree

      I had the good fortune to live in NY and NJ growing up in the 80’s. This fucker has been on my radar for 30 years.

      • Persistent Demme

        Nice to know that at least New York City hates his guts, (and always will).
        The bonus is that it REALLY bothers him.

    • Sister the Resister

      I’m more afraid of him now, but my basic opinion of him has not changed since the first time I saw Robin Leach talk about Trump’s on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous in the mid-80s. What an ass, what a grifter, what a fake.

      And now he’s president. WTF?

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    So sad when a threesome splits up. I mean, who gets the pivot?

  • RC

    This is all about ratings. They’ve seen Rachel’s viewership explode and want some of that sweet sweet liberal anger.

    • timpundit

      I think there is a lot of truth to that.

    • Biff52

      I don’t see how their ratings could ever match Rachel’s, since half the country is still asleep at 3:00 AM. At least the librul half.

      • RC

        Point. The only times I’ve ever watched them for any length of time, I’ve DVRd them.

  • The Wanderer

    There’s a man we call our Leader
    Who’s brave and fine and mad
    And we’ll follow him forever
    Though his mental state is bad.

    We’ll follow him through sunshine
    We’ll follow him through rain
    Even though he’s got a swelling
    On the front part of his brain.

    He’s got all of the symptoms
    Of advanced mental decay
    Still we’ll follow Dear Old Trumpo
    Despite what the doctors say.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      That reminds me of my Jack Prelutsky poetry books I read as a kid. He often used a very similar meter.

      • The Wanderer

        It’s actually from the book released with the movie Life of Brian, in reference to Otto, the manic head of the Judean Peoples’ Front Crack Suicide Squad.

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      Worthy of Sir Pterry. Bravo.

      • The Wanderer

        Monty Python, actually.

        • Liberal Fascist Ron

          Discworld is full of Pythonesque jokes. One of the reasons intelligent, witty people love it.

  • Suttree

    I rarely watch morning Mika, but I watched it today. I thought I was hallucinating from lack of sleep, they really did seem like jilted lovers. When Mika said “What the hell”, she was totally biting her lip and almost said “What the fuck!”. FFS when you have lost JoScar………

    • Anna Rompage

      Joe is from Floridah after all…

  • Liberal Fascist Ron

    Is it just me today, or is Disqus STARTING the day broken?

    • Oblios_Cap

      it’s just you.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        Well, that’s a first, then.

  • LarryHoudini

    “How will people know when Donald Trump has finally gone insane?” is the new “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Such a sad face day this Monday morning. When will they be able to have PJ day again? Probably not until Trump is removed from office. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4bb879c79f6a17300812067b1e445690dcf86ce448b1eac7fa215b6040f4bd50.jpg

  • Crystalclear12

    Look on the plus side, after Trump is out of office the chances of a President using Twitter are slim and none.

    • Sardonicuss

      Well, the next President will have to use actual birds so…

  • timpundit

    So he believes Obama secretly tapped trump tower. How long before he accuses the housekeeping staff of stealing his wallet?

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      Why would they? They already knows he doesn’t keep money in it.

      • Anna Rompage

        Yeah, but I’ll bet that his shoe collection would make even Imelda Marcos green with envy…

    • marxalot

      He’s basically turned into my late unlamented grandfather, who had three doctors ignorant of each other writing him pain scrips, yelling around the lorazepam in his mouth about how Gran was hiding his pills and my aunt was trying to kill him by rearranging his closet.

      • Anna Rompage

        OMG, your grandfather was my Dad’s 1st cousin?

        • marxalot

          Possibly. We’re still finding half-brothers and collateral cousins on that line.

        • Meccalopolis

          my grandfather took a shot at the firemen who came to put out his chimney fire one night

      • Persistent Demme

        I think we’re related.

    • Thaumaturgist

      KaC reminded TalkingPointsMemo.com that HWMNBN has all kinds of sources of information that no one else has, except maybe Valodya.

    • Damian L

      Being that in his mind only illegal immigrants commit crimes that would have to happen at Mar-a-Lago or some other building with TRUMP spelled out in yuge letters on it.Our Whitehouse isn’t quite there yet.

  • marxalot

    Wow, I’m super glad I unplugged this weekend. Jesus Allah vogue-ing Bowie in a handbag, the refuse is approaching the oscillating unit at high speed, isn’t it?

    • yyyaz

      I don’t know, I feel like I’ve been getting sprayed with manure for weeks, months, years….

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hey, remember when President Queeg announced that no-one should use anonymous sources?

    https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/838792868655398913

  • calliecallie

    Better late than never, I guess. We’re going to need a whole lot more people like this to fall off the Trump bandwagon before a critical mass of his fans start to see him for what he is. And we need that to happen.
    I won’t post it, but I was reading an article about how there probably won’t be enough migrant workers to harvest crops in MI this year, and the farmers that were interviewed voted for Trump and would do so again. How fucking stupid are these people? They didn’t see this coming? Who did they fucking think was going to pick their fucking apples and asparagus? It is just infuriating. And the comments after the article. Oy, never read the comments, why do I read the comments. Of course, the commenters want welfare recipients to pick the crops. I’m moving to Canada. Or New Zealand.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      “I’m moving to Canada. Or New Zealand.”

      No you’re not, you’re going stay right here and fight this shit, with your strong liberal voice and leading by example. In the meantime, you’re going to be paying a lot more for fruits and vegetables.

  • Red Bird Ω

    Well it’s always nice to think the best of people before they disappoint you.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I feel like I’m being held hostage by an abusive ex, living in this country with Dolt 45 and his malevolent band of Nazi enablers constantly dominating every news cycle. A friend and I were seriously discussing last night where we’re going to live out the rest of our ex-pat lives. Just not sure how much more of this I can endure.

    • Anna Rompage

      You post reminds me of last week, after addressing congress, when even the liberal media was being apologetic, and talking like Donnie had turned over a new leaf…

      “I’m gonna give him another chance, as he’s been good for the last day or two, and has promised to not be abusive anymore…”

      • Sister the Resister

        “when someone shows you who they are the first time….”

        • Anna Rompage

          It’s time to break out a rusty chainsaw and fuck that mother fucker with votes!

          • Sister the Resister

            I do believe that is how Maya Angelou originally completed that thought.

        • RC

          I wish someone had pointed that out to me when I was 17

    • Martini Ambassador

      I don’t know if you can get away from it, though. I’m not stateside right now, and I’m still bombarded (although much of that is personal choice, staying online for much of the day). But the newspapers, evening TV news, social media, etc. spend plenty of time on the dysfunction of US politics. And this is keeping in mind that right now, France has their own insane elections going on, with plenty of corruption and scandal in play.

    • OrG

      “You know I love you baby.I SWEAR I’ll NEVER do it again”

    • SmokinGood

      It’s just as bad over here too. I swore I wouldn’t go back if this happened, but fuck me, I’ve been thinking that maybe I do need to go back and start doing whatever I can to fight this shit.

  • Martini Ambassador

    Dat ass!
    https://twitter.com/20committee/status/838804059284996098
    (also good analysis, worth reading)

    • Thiazin Red

      Not happy with KremlinGate, we can do better than that.

      • OrG

        Treason-gate?

      • SmokinGood

        The Donald Trump Affair?

        You know, like Thomas Crown, but the complete opposite.

        • schmannity

          The Donald Trump Affair?

          Which one, Maples? Natasha Bladdermir?

        • snigsy

          But Thomas Crown was a sophisticated man.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        The Bonkers Affair

      • Logic of Color

        Red Pawn?

        • Lascauxcaveman

          Oooh, good one!

      • HogeyeGrex

        A real scandal of this magnitude needs, and will be given, a name of its own. No references to past kerfuffles which pale in comparison. Not sure what it’ll be, but it’ll be new.

        The good news is, we’ll all stop using -gate to describe huge scandals after this.

        • artem1s

          Kislyak Kandidate?

      • PubOption

        I like ‘Samovar Dome’.

    • SmokinGood

      Also too, US law does not preclude the British, for example, from tapping your VERY SECURE Android 3.0 phone.

  • Tallmutha
  • OrG

    Fuck you joe! Fuck you mika! Fuck you comey! This shit is YOUR FUCKING FAULT! Go to Hell!

  • Proud Liberal
    • Red Bird Ω

      Terminate the Department of Education? Hmmm. Make America Great Again, huh?

      • JohnBull

        And yet ol’ Betsy will still pull in a paycheck doing, well, whatever it is conservatives do in government positions they don’t know shit about.

        • Red Bird Ω

          You know, interesting point. If you terminate the Department of Education, why do you need a cabinet secretary for it?

          • tomamitai

            To oversee the sale of any assets, like desks and copiers and such?

    • tomamitai

      They should always put quotes around the phrase “right to work” when it’s used by republicans.

  • marxalot

    You know, I liked Donald Trump better when his brain was inside Bill the Cat.

    • OrG

      Bill the Cat Libelz!

    • Sardonicuss

      Gaaak! ..I mean Kac!!

  • dslindc

    Gee, how nice of Joe of the Morning to come around to reality several months late.

  • MynameisBlarney

    https://pics.onsizzle.com/ithink-this-is-whats-known-as-buyers-remorse-donald-you-5445393.png

    All you flamin’ ass-heaps that supported and voted for that russian puppet bastard can go forth and fornicate thyselves.

    • RC

      yep but isn’t this guy a morning RW radio guy? He might be able to penetrate the rabid far better than any of us can.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Even if he can reach their tiny atrophied lizard brains will it make a difference?
        These goddamn fascist enabling fuckwits helped get him into to the WH.

        The shitstorm that caused is on every last one of those anti-American bastards.

        Fuck ’em.

        I got no sympathy at all for any of them and I would fucking piss on one of them if they were on fucking fire.

        • RC

          Agree on the no sympathy but when people who feel like they’ve been taken swing to the other side, a lot of them swing hard. Granted it’s going to take a while for them to admit they’ve been had, but the way the vulgarian is going might be less than a year.

        • Biff52

          And if there is a “re-election” in four years, all these assholes will support him again. All will be forgiven. Just like with shrub.

          • RC

            I suppose, and especially if they manage to get us into a nice war.

            The thing I couldn’t believe when shrub was up the second time were the people saying. “Oh, we can’t change horses in the middle of s stream. Must stay with the President because we’re in a war.” What a bunch of dumb assholes. Didn’t they notice he wasn’t getting us out of the war and that he started it with two countries at the same time and wasn’t paying for it and didn’t squat about the M.East. Like the difference between Sunnis and Shiites?

            I also on occasion want to punch people who say shrub was way better than the vulgarian. So far, at least the vulgarian hasn’t killed as many people.

          • Suttree

            I remember getting in an argument with a RWNJ co-worker of mine in 2006, when the Lancet came out with the report saying that over 600k had died. He just wouldn’t couldn’t believe it. He also didn’t think that more than a handful of civilians were killed. I actually had to tell my boss that I refused to go o0n the road with this fucker anymore because I was going to punch him in the face. That was the last time I listened to Rush on the radio. A couple of friends of mine in Louisiana were all gung-ho for the war. By 2008 they denied that they ever supported it. They seemed like they actually believed it too. They somehow couldn’t remember me telling them that they were fucking assholes a few years before.

          • RC

            Oh, yea. lots of that Gung ho lets go to war shit even here in liberal land but boy were they singing another tune later. These are the same people who clucked their tongues at me and said how we needed the Patriot act for now but they were sure the government would get rid of it after a few years. Yea, right. Even Dems don’t want to give up power once you give it to them.

          • Suttree

            Shit. I lived in Portland, Maine on 9/11. Portland is super liberal, but I got sick and fucking tired of everyone and their grandmother having those American flags that hook on your car window. Soon to come afterwards was the yellow ribbon magnets. Somehow people never made the connection between the two. Like they existed in different universes.

          • RC

            Oh yes. We have an American flag on a pole in front of our house now, but it was a lot of years before I’d let my husband put one up. All the flag waving after 9/11 gave me the creeps. Not right after, that I think was understandable to some degree but it went on waaayyy too long. I also object to 9/11 memorabilia. Making money off the dead, disguised as “we must never forget” is ridiculous. Who the fuck is going to forget those planes flying into the towers and subsequently all the people who were killed? I always wonder how many of these people actually vote, actually pay attention beyond their stupid car flag.

    • snark-lurker

      yeah but technically, not sure if what you mean is actually “fornication”. be interesting in a court setting

  • snigsy

    Yay! My Wonkette mug just arrived. Now I can be a grownup.

  • GoutMachine

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Way to bury the lede, Evan. George W. Bush did Murder Inc. to Nicole Brown?

    • Sardonicuss

      Joe seems to have gurl killing on the brain!
      Run Mika! Run!

    • Logic of Color

      Ya know, when you think about it they never really did figure out who killed her

      • Sandy Beaches

        And he does play golf, so maybe OJ was onto something when he was on all those golf courses looking for the real killer.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      It’s all over the Internet.

  • Persistent Demme

    The “Donna-Rose effect” finally happened, and it really smacked ’em between the eyes!
    Damn!

  • Nounverb911
  • Proud Liberal
    • Red Bird Ω

      Economic anxiety, I mean, racism.

    • h4rr4r

      Please tell me that is a photoshop.

      • Yes, she’s actually holding a buttplug in her left hand.

      • OrG

        Sorry it’s not.I’m hoping she was trolling the trumpkins.

    • Anna Rompage

      She should save the wire handle from the sign, as her granddaughter might need it someday after the GOP bans abortions from this country…

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Pretty sure that’s a fly swatter.

        • Anna Rompage

          There are many common household devices that can be modified into surgical instruments…

    • Carpe Vagenda

      And the Axis of Greenwald speaks…

      Over the weekend, President Trump accused former President Obama of McCarthyism, making the unsubstantiated allegation the president wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the campaign.

      Bannon made his comments in July 2013 while interviewing conservative pundit Diane West about her book “American Betrayal: The Secret Assault on Our Nation’s Character.”

      “Today in modern pop culture, you know they call Ted Cruz the Joe McCarthy — if you want to think of who devils are it’s Ronald Reagan and those who name-names at the House Un-American Activities, the Hollywood Ten are heroes right?” Bannon said. “Alger Hiss is a hero, right? Richard Nixon’s a villain? Joe McCarthy is a villain. Your book makes very plain that these guys were right. The place was infested with either traitors that were on the direct payroll of Soviet military intelligence or fellow-travelers who were kind of compliant in helping these guys get along. I mean, there’s absolutely no question of it. How has pop culture so changed it that white is black and black is white?”

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fabf75d0bfbb42bd0ddaf991add41fefbaa51871f58c7d3994d81bf6f056fe92.jpg

      • Lefty Frizzell

        That’s an odd stance for a self-proclaimed Leninist. I’m beginning to think you can’t entirely rely on what Steve Bannon says.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          inorite? It’s almost as if he’s just a resentful alcoholic dick who got radicalized by gamer chat rooms.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        It’s also weird that Trump is bringing up McCarthy, when his boyhood chum and mentor Ray Cohn was McCarthy’s lawyer. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/21/us/politics/donald-trump-roy-cohn.html?_r=0

        • Lamashtar

          And his buddy Roger Stone is a Nixon fan.

          • The Flaming Carrot

            So he’s right. It IS McCarthyism. Only Trump is McCarthy and Bannon is Ray Cohn and the Obamas are at the top of his commie list.

          • Michael Milford

            He also said black is white, white is black. As if projecting his propaganda strategies.

      • Michael Milford

        THE GUY IS AN AVOWED LENINIST…OH FER CRISSAKES!!! Can we PLEASE stop pretending like any of this has any coherent principles attached? Unless you count as principles massive theft and ego-gratification.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Rules For Radicals forbids any comment I might make.

    • Yr. Gma

      The stupid runs deep.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      The thing is – they really believe that Obama & Clinton are so evil that this makes sense. They’re not just using it to excuse racism and tribal party allegiance – they really believe it. Having Putin call the shots is better than Obama or Clinton. They are that deluded.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      kudos that she has enough self awareness to admit to being a deplorable — stupid putz.

    • Michael Milford

      Just goes to show you how so many on the right have zero conviction beyond what tickles their vanity from moment to moment.

      “Cold War? Vietnam War? Russia? I don’t remember. I just know Trump speaks for me. America let me down by letting there be too few white men. You don’t see Russia committing genocide on their white men. America can go suck it. But just in case there’s a war…USA! USA!”

  • “MIKA: And others are watching it with historic knowledge of how things go terribly wrong.” Well yeah we are… And goodness I am taking this as a sign of sanity. Whose, to be determined.

  • JohnBull

    And he’s angry all the time. You’d think he’d be happy–lie your ass off and be a jerk to everyone you meet in life and still be elected president. But no. Is there anything, ANYTHING, good to say about this overflowing human colostomy bag?

    • GoutMachine

      Nope!

  • Bill Slider

    Fascist dictator doesn’t sound so strong, or totally impossible anymore, does it?

  • DahBoner

    Did Joe Scarborough also condemn Dead Interns in his Office?
    https://media1.giphy.com/media/fRl3gMlRwJ2nK/giphy.gif

  • schmannity

    Trump is more paranoid and unbalanced than Kim Jung Un. Make a claim of illegal wiretapping (like Obama’s Kenyan birth) that is so easily disproved–ask Comey, a registered Republican–that he is an embarrassment. Maybe he should rely on his national security apparatus instead of some Breitbart story from crackpot Levin speculating for ratings. He will resign or stroke out before the end of 2017. Unfit.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      The wiretapping “story” did what it was supposed to do. Nobody’s talking about Jeff Secession’s perjury right now.

      • I’m with you – I’m positive that this was a distraction. Trump is an idiot, but he has a low cunning.

        • LouiseLouise

          Yeah and he’s a racist too…finally had an opportunity to up the anti on the BO was born out of the country…went overboard again.

  • Nounverb911
  • So I’m really excited about the tension between the two primary interpretations of the available facts – either he’s an evil crime lord mastermind or he’s too fuckin’ stoopit to be an evil crime lord mastermind. But I do know he ain’t Hitler. Hitler was actually a brave soldier in WWI. Hitler brawled in the beer halls for years while building his army of thugs. Evil and insane as he was, he had 50 times the amount of physical courage of the spoiled little orange psychopath.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      That and Hitler had an actual ideology and view of the world beyond simply “I’m awesome.” Trump doesn’t have the vision, stamina, or actual intellect to be anything other than a petty con man.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        You mean to say “I’m awesome” isn’t an ethos?

    • either he’s an evil crime lord mastermind or he’s too fuckin’ stoopit to be an evil crime lord mastermind.

      We realized AGES ago that “he’s too fuckin’ stoopit to be an evil crime lord mastermind,” albeit with a low animal cunning.

      It’s those bastards Bannon, Pence, Ryan, McConnell, and Putin that are propping him up that are the worry. But he’s the point man – take him down and they have to start over.

      • yyyaz

        You forgot the rest of the Collaborator Party.

        • Not really. That’s why I specified Pence, Ryan, and McConnell.

    • OrG

      Fuck trump AND hitler.The end.

    • schmannity

      Hitler had 4 fewer bankruptcies.

  • Nounverb911

    Completely off topic but good news anyway:
    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/838807898637627396

    (Hopefully it’s true, I haven’t looked).

    • RC

      big deal. they nailed Roger Stone the other night but it didn’t even last 24hrs.

    • weejee

      His PhD is as solid as a doctor of divinity from the Universal Life Church.

  • Nick Scroggs
  • ManchuCandidate

    Only 8 months too late. About the only folks who didn’t think this would be a shit show were much of the media (includes you Joe and Mika) the freakshow Bitpart people and the tools who voted for him.

    Fuck you Joe and Mika.

  • Sardonicuss

    This is the straw huh?
    Threatening to throw his political opponent in jail right before the election…meh?
    Wanting a military style parade for the inaugurations…yawn.
    Talking about sending the army into Chicago…..oh well.
    Are we sure these aren’t new robot versions of Jomika?

    • weejee

      So many camels with sad backs, so few veterinary chiropractors.

    • cmd resistor

      Didn’t they break up with him for a short while during the campaign?

  • Sandy Beaches

    Fun fact: Mika and KAC are the same age, which is 6 years older than Alex Jones.

  • Punkysdilemma

    I would love to feel some satisfaction that people are slowly coming around to “WTF HAVE WE DONE?” But there is no excuse for not knowing what you were voting for. There was no ambiguity in any message from his campaigne prior to the election. How is any of this a shock to anyone? I don’t get it. It makes me sad. It makes me nauseous.

    • SmokinGood

      GOP is a hell of a drug.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      I think it’s gradually dawning on a fair number of Trumpites that, as happy as they are that his election pissed us off, this shit isn’t funny and neither are the consequences. Specifically, that the damage from bringing down a 200-year old system will largely fall on their stupid, grey little lives.

      • Sandy Beaches

        I wonder how many of them are still lapping up our liberal tears and how many are shedding a few of their own.

        • Claire

          The last poll I recall indicated that something like 85% of Republicans approve of Trump’s performance so far. If there are any shedding tears at all – and I see very little evidence that there are – it’s a small enough number to be ignorable.

          • Sandy Beaches

            That’s insane. Then again, I’m reading another site where nutters are claiming there is absolutely no evidence of any connection between Trump and Russia while simultaneously claiming that Obama illegally wire tapppped Trump Tower. Oh, and then the poster called me a snowflake and accused me of cognitive dissonance. I’ll be in my bunker.

          • Meccalopolis

            they’re ghouls, his hurting immigrants gives them tears of joy

          • Michael Milford

            There is virtually no principle, least of all country or God, the republican congress will elevate above the privilege of being the Devil’s lapdog.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        I think a lot of them are figuring out that they have royally fucked up and that we were right, Trump shouldnt have been allowed anywhere near the White House. More than a few of them dumbly thought Trump was never going to do anything he promised or he would pivot to a moderate. Well, i hope your vote to troll us was worth it when we get nuked or the Alt Righters turn America into a police state

        • cmd resistor

          I heard too many seeming semi-reasonable people say stuff to the effect of well, he’s a bit of a maniac but he’ll have people to keep him in line and besides she’s a criminal. Ok, great, hire the maniac.

          • Michael Milford

            Then when you follow up with Why is she a criminal? you get “she…the emails were…she lies!” Fucking idiots. I feel the most withering contempt for how easily manipulated these people are.

          • cmd resistor

            A lot of them were old folks at my mom’s retirement community that I overheard talking. I was often tempted to jump up and tell them they were idiots. Then you have people like wingnut brother who called her a felon, but he also found her voice irritating and said she’d never done any real work outside of “government work.” Yes, he is A Idiot.

          • Michael Milford

            I sense her irritating voice, pantsuits, and unrelenting policy details (competence used to be a good thing) lent itself to an overall sense Hilary was annoying. It’s easy for someone like Trump to pull at that mild annoyance thread to make the whole perception of her unravel. Especially when that rail is greased with rage endorphins. Also good old fashioned misogyny to varying degrees. And so many of the deplorables are clearly rageaholics. Trumpie got em hooked on the demon rageahol.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        We ran into a couple who are Dolt 45 supporters this weekend. A seemingly nice, retired couple. They were enjoying watching their grandchildren play at the park when we arrived. Then they saw my wife’s Wonkette t-shirt and my daughter’s pussy hat. I swear to god it was like watching people turn into vampires or something. Their eyes went flat and dead, their faces first lost all expression, then reanimated full of hate and bile…and they drug their grandchildren away from my daughter like she was Muslim or something. I don’t think most of them have learned a thing. The hard core are just too far gone into the hate machine.

      • artem1s

        I’m pretty sure they are having major buyers remorse on the pissing us off thing too. this is the thing they thought was gonna be happy fun times and has only become a constant reminder how fucked up they are.

      • Michael Milford

        Yes, and this will be our fault too. For making them vote for Trump. See how that works? Look what’s happening already – Trump is setting the stage for Obama to be the one perpetrating all the crap he himself is being called out on. Obama is retired on an island somewhere and these fucking assholes are STILL blaming him for current events.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      Too much diving into right-wing dumpsters. I think most people are susceptible to brainwashing, but especially the olds. I’m glad my parents and in-laws are no longer alive. They’d just be doing what the neighbors did.

      • Punkysdilemma

        I haven’t talked to my parents in a while. October probably. They are republicans. They are because women have abortions when they realize they already have too many kiddos and what the hell abortions are easy and they don’t agree with that and think abortions should not be allowed just like republicans believe. Also too, Jesus. So there you have it.

      • LouiseLouise

        Hey, watch it with the olds. We aren’t all senile and stupid.

      • TrixieB (formerly Grrrr…)

        My 90+ mother, all of her friends, and most of her acquaintances are still staunch Dems. As are all of my friends n myself (oldish) and most of my cousins (equally oldish). I’m echoing LouiseLouise: Age doesn’t necessarily lead to more-conservative views.

      • Mike Steele

        The last sentient act my mother was able to fulfill was phoning our state senator, whose aide came out in a driving rain to bring her an absentee ballot. As she circled the drain, I woke her to say that her (D) candidates had won – her vote had counted. She squeezed my hand and said fiercely, “they ALL do!”. We were lucky; Mom’s brain never stayed still long enough to be washed. Perhaps someday, Darlene, you’ll realize that getting old usually beats the alternative. Truly sorry you found your parents so lame.

    • BeachBum

      I agree. They want an excuse for their racism, bigotry, and selfishness when the excrement contacts the air movement machine.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      If nothing else, we’ll always have the look of despair on Mrs Greenspan’s face as she watches it all slip away.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/daaecca102666c2c3bf0ad3ca36bc1a3c540432537b32960e13baa4eeeeb6833.jpg

      • That’s a pretty awesome look on her face.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          It’s very similar to the one she was wearing mid-pussygate when she was visibly struggling not to cry.

    • NellCote71

      This. Exactly.

    • It’s a shock because they expected Trump to be just like a normal politician, tell whatever lies necessary to get elected, and then be just like the last administration. Because that’s what you expect if you have an encyclopedic knowledge of politics since 1992 and absolutely no memory of anything before that.

    • Michael Milford

      It’s the difference, I think, between people who look for a commonly-shared truth versus a bunch of rageaholics all living as islands of self-propelled rage looking for the cause. Their truth is revealed to them in what they FEEL.

      Now someone needs to tell them how incredibly easy it is to manipulate what they feel. Fucking idiots.

  • HogeyeGrex

    It is one thing when a reality TV star accuses a president of a sleazy conspiratorial theory.

    And it’s another thing altogether if a reality TV star that accuses a president of a sleazy conspiratorial theory runs for fucking President and you and your ilk give him support and endless coverage.

    Nice that you might might be craning your neck around so you can see out of your sphincter, Joe, but fuck you anyway.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Mika: Because . . . this is . . . I can’t even!

  • Nounverb911

    In other White House hiring news, trump hired Giuliani’s non-shoplifting child to caddy work for him.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92aefeab7cf9879c852807f3e7c1f4b483a7032b1c133e1cf7ae0a3a83f389bf.png

    • Msgr_MΩment

      NOW you tell me the secret to getting my resume looked at?!!!

    • Yr. Gma

      Is that the kid who made faces on stage?

  • weejee
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is

    These asssponges want a cookie or sumpin’?

    • Yes, they do. And we may have to give it to them if we want them to STAY TURNED.

  • Proud Liberal

    President Obama didn’t tap Trump’s phones, but I bet you money the Russians did.

    • Courser_Resistance

      It’s really about parsing the Obama response correctly. The absolutely did NOT tap Shitgibbons phones. They DID (MAYBE) however, tap Russian contacts’ phones, which probably netted DJT just as nicely.

  • Jgb979

    If you really want to get back in the good graces of the world Mika and Joe, you can’t JUST NOW realize the flaming dumpster fire YOU HELPED ENABLE.

    You have to start fucking with him.

    Just tell him that Obama was spotted sneaking into Mar-a-Lago on one of his Trips to Kenya and placed a bug in one of the rooms. It’s up for him to guess which one. Or maybe, Obama’s got secret drone satellites hovering above the White House at all times. The only way to protect yourself is to cover each room in tin foil.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Nounverb911

    This just in, auto-erotic self cannibalism has been spotted at the White House.
    https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/838752708777689088

    • laughingnome

      Stephen Miller eats lunch at his desk.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Look what stalwart soldier of the right is backpedaling

    A top congressional Republican said Monday that he has not seen any evidence to corroborate President Trump’s claim that former president Barack Obama ordered a wiretap on Trump’s phones before the election, adding to a growing bipartisan chorus of lawmakers who have distanced themselves from Trump’s unsubstantiated accusation or criticized it outright.

    “Thus far, I have not seen anything directly that would support what the president has said,” Rep. Jason Chaffetz (Utah), the chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said in an interview with CBS News.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Pftt! That fucker…

      ETA: And still as always and forever – Fuck that guy!

    • cmd resistor
      • Carpe Vagenda

        See, I’ve been impressed with his ability to see, hear and speak evil even when it doesn’t exist.

    • artem1s
      • Slithytoves

        Damn.

    • puredog

      Chaffetz using his voice of reason? Stop the presses.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I suspect the traffic to his gmail has not been friendly.

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Any investigation into the alleged bugging by Obama’s administration would, necessarily, involve investigating the reason that a FISA warrant was issued for said bugging.

      That could be fun.

  • Nounverb911
    • HooverVilles

      Now this is Funny!
      This wins the intertwebs for a week; IMHO.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I can’t wait to see the first Bannon-crafted transcript of an actual call with Kislyak. It’ll be one for the history books.

  • Let’s take another moment to enjoy Comey’s suffering this past weekend.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMtuI7rH6hzv6jS/giphy.gif

    Heh.

    The problem with Comey is that what he, more than most Republicans, KNOWS that the things that he believes and that he desperately wants to believe have absolutely no basis in fact.

    There are no facts, no evidence, nothing anywhere makes Hillary guilty or Trump innocent.

    It’s right there on his desk, and it’s driving him insane.

    ~~~

  • Debra Dassow

    This why I wake up every morning sick to my stomach.

  • Crank Tango

    Jeeze, it’s like you can’t call your KGB handlers without the NSA crawling up your ass these days.

  • Flashman

    In Joe and Mika’s defense, meglomania, pussy-grabbing, birtherism, Gold Star parent-taunting, immigrant baiting, perpetual reflexive dishonesty, and business con-artistry really weren’t warning enough.

    • grindstone

      This. This this this. This kills me. And when I bring up any of that I get a huffy, “Well I didn’t see that. That didn’t happen.” Oh BULLSHIT.

      • NellCote71

        I always get “both sides do it.” Uh, no, both sides do not make fun of disabled people, constantly lie about easily provable facts, or send mean or libelous tweets about former presidents, private citizens, and members of the Congress, Senate, CIA, FBI, and judicial branch.

        • HooverVilles

          Yeah, that false equivalency horse wacky was every where during the election and still is.
          Same for the projection of the Greedy Obstructionist Tea Patriarchs behaviors onto everyone else.
          Sigh!

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  • grindstone

    The problem with “I told you so” is, we still have to clean up the mess.

  • WiscoJoe

    “Like, you’ve gotta have a job AFTER this.”

    LOL, MSNBC will hire them all as pundits and “experts.”

    • See, not if they go down WITH him. Nixon’s PEOPLE went to jail, but Nixon didn’t.

      • Jack Tenhet

        Yeah, but G. Gordon Liddy became a talk radio star after that, so it’s not all wine and roses.

  • This spring, in honor of Trump and President Bannon, I’m going to plant a garden of gin blossoms and face palms.

  • Relativicus

    I liked the part where one of the Trumpsters said something like “The president firmly believes this might have happened…”.

  • LouiseLouise

    Maybe nobody has noticed that this was his chance to finally get back at Obama for T’s biggest stupidity (on his birth place)…maybe they forgot that T is a big time racist. Even M&S forgot to mention this…darn. His supporters must be celebrating with their fun flags.

  • PrideInEuropeanWest

    They had more of a marriage than two homosexual men who consummate their “marriage” through the violent insertion of a turgid love muscle into an enlarged, dilated sphincter.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      He’s back. And I’m hard.

      • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

        Not as hard as he is…

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Turgid!

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        And this time, he’s got “Pride”. Edging out of that closet, one toe at a time…

        • PrideInEuropeanWest

          Pride in European society. Not pride in being gay.

          • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

            Well, don’t be afraid. You’ll get there one day.
            Now, stop touching yourself for a little while, or you’re going to need the ointment again.

          • Biff52

            Just embrace your cum-guzzling ways, TLM. You’ll feel better.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      TLM! TLM! TLM!

      • PrideInEuropeanWest

        Howdy.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      hahaha — so you are a voracious bottom, eh?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Oh Turgid, old chap… if you don’t think that Joe and Mika have at least tried the buttsechs at least once, you don’t know nuttin’ ’bout straight people.

    • TLM!!!!!!!
      Dude, what happened to you? You used to be more, idk, enthusiastic. I think you are just calling it in anymore.
      Also…marriage? erm. Think you copy pasted the wrong thing. Sad

  • TundraGrifter

    MIKA: This is a very small man.

    WITH TINY BABY HANDS!

    “Donald Trump wears kid gloves. It’s the only size that fits.”
    ~ Larry Wilmore

  • ibwilliamsi

    Joe & Mika forgot that this was the crisis that they promoted & wanted. It sucks when you figure out that your shit stinks, too, doesn’t it?

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      These are two of the worst humans in the world.

  • Jack Tenhet

    “Like this: JESUS CHRIST, JOE AND MIKA, WE TOLD YOU SO.” I hate to just echo this, but yeah, we did. We’ve been saying all this for the 1007 years since he got the nomination.

    • cmd resistor

      And before that.

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    Joe and Mika belong to Charles Koch (they actually do: they’re among a handful of trusted journalists and/or pundits, including ABC’s Jonathan Karl and USA Today’s Fredreka Schouten, who are ‘given access’ whenever the hideous old brothers pull together a convocation of billionaires to decide on whatever horrid thing they’re going to do to us next).

    The Kochs thought they could deal with Donald, and get their little agenda through the Republican Congress with his tiny little hands there to sign it all into law–the end of taxes and regulations for billionaires, especially for hereditary fossil fuel billionaires; the end of the ACA, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the VA, nutritional and jobless benefits; the end of the right of ordinary citizens to sue in a court of law; the radical curtailment of the right of ordinary citizens to vote; etc, etc, etc.

    The mad old bros and their fellow-billionaires refer to this as “the Freedom Agenda,” but really, it’s the same thing reactionaries and fascists have been after for the last hundred years and more: the death of democracy, which they loathe unreservedly.

    Anyhow, Joe and Mika belong to the Kochs, and they were nice to Donald back when the Kochs wanted them to be nice to Donald because it looked like he would be a rallying figure for the radical right and a popularizer of the Freedom Agenda, but the Kochs have grown impatient with Donald, and so Joe and Mika are now impatient with Donald as well. It’s really that simple.

    PS, Mika, “uncouth”?? Jeez, girl.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Agree with you 100 percent. For these two lackeys to be saying these things you just know the tide is turning with their overlords.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    It was late Joe and Mika, but the first step in solving a problem is admitting that you have one…so don’t stop at just this first step. Continue to advocate for change. Maybe join a nice snark mob or something and get a pussy hat. My daughter will make you one for “experience” dollars like those nice girls who sang at the Russian Puppet’s Russian campaign rallies and got stiffed for their trouble.

  • artem1s

    Trust us Morning Smoe, it’s much funner on our side.

  • Me not sure
    • anon_the_great

      Trump’s nads all over Syphilitic Prez Gin Blossom head.

      The only thing worse than eating someone’s else’s snot

      • Me not sure

        I’m pretty sure that the kitchen staff at any number of Trump properties have made sure that the President has consumed his fair share of snot and spittle.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Boogers and cum!

          • Me not sure

            “Ya want fries with that?”

    • OK A: Gross
      B: Fucking good shoppin these guys do these days

      • Me not sure

        I know, right? I wish that I was talented like that.

  • anon_the_great

    wire tapp. No.

    Krapp’s Last Tape

  • Oneofthebobs

    Joe and Mika have been selling a defective product. Somebody should sue.

  • JMads

    Joe’s tiny little mouth lips were pursed, he is that angry.

  • FDRliberal

    When is introduced each morning, Mark Halperin looks he is being told to smile while a gun is being held to his head.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Don’t make me dream.

  • formerChild

    “MIKA: Uncouth.”

    Methinks the young lady might be just a bit oversocialized…

  • puredog

    OT but I’m dropping this link around Wonkette like a common Obama salting the government with proof of Donnie’s malfeasances. It’s a really superb long interview with David Letterman, from NY magazine via Vulture..
    http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/david-letterman-in-conversation.html?mid=twitter_nymag

    • Biff52

      Loved it. I read it this morning via the Palmer Report…

    • pstockholm

      I read it and started to worry about Ted Cruz again.
      After all the Trump crazy is mostly worrying because he has the power of the executive. The only really novel craziness is his carrying water for Putin’s friends and his creditors. But for most of the crazy, the content is not far off standard Republican nefariousness, cruelty, theocratic yearnings and all the rest.
      Which is why I’m worried if Al Franken thinks Cruz is one of the smartest people he ever met.

  • Reddishrabbit

    “But Trump was great for ratings! Only had to sell our souls”

  • Jeffery Campbell

    These two enablers can eat shit and die.

  • Juan de Fuca

    MIKA: We hear people from other countries who say, “This is how it starts.” I think we’re at that point where we have to have that conversation.

    It’s cute that Mika is worried about Trump because of what people from other countries are saying, when a large percentage of her fellow Americans have been saying this guy seems like a fascist for the past two years.

  • azeyote

    oh they finally get it that someone is cuckoo for coco puffs and pretending he isn’t is just as crazy – of course Trump will read something and they’ll ooh and ahh that he’s soooo presidential – just suck ups really

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Maybe they should have thought of this BEFORE we elected the reality TV star who has been lying about Obama for years to the highest office in the land. He is behaving exactly the way he always has. He hasn’t changed. If you’re acting shocked now, you are, in fact, acting.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    I am gobsmacked by anyone who is JUST NOW coming to the conclusion that a human piece of shit garbage is occupying the White House. So, mocking a disabled reporter was not a reveal. How about Judge Curiel and the racist shit thrown his way? No, you say. Then how about the whole demonization of an entire religion? Oh, it was ok cause it was Muslims. Well, surely, attempting to humiliate your political opponent at Debate 2, and threatening to jail her, wasn’t beyond he pale. Or boorishly boasting of sexually assaulting women — that was all fun and games, right? Hardy har har — you two assholes ran a Trump Infomercial every weekday morning up to the election. Well too fucking late — your show is one of the primary reasons I have turned off cable news, MSNBC included. Fuck the both of you.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      And the Wretched Carlson and Tweety shows on MSNBC. I am looking for some handholds here but all I see is steep cliff above and a shit pile of rocks below.

    • Regret

      They have wholly different surroundings from us. They may live in the same street, but they don’t live in the same dimension.
      Be glad our dimension is leaking into theirs and they are coming to their senses.

  • Hardly Ideal

    *bad Lewis Black impression*
    (low, gentle voice) If you truly believe that Trump became presidential because of that one speech, then you- and I’m saying this as a friend- (rising into a shriek) are FUCKING DELUSIONAL!!!

  • whitroth

    I went with a friend yesterday to a bookstore here in DC called Politics & Prose, to hear a talk/book launch by a professor from Yale, a historian who’s specialty is Europe in the 20th century, and has published a lot on that. His book is

    https://www.amazon.com/Tyranny-Twenty-Lessons-Twentieth-Century/dp/0804190119

    And he was saying regime change can take only 2-3 years… and right now, we are in flux. And *EVERYTHING YOU DO*, right now, is political.

    He also noted that Americans, in general, know *nothing* about history, and if what’s happening isn’t like hitting replay on an mp3, they think it’s not the same.

    And there were no camps yet in 1933.

  • peteywheats

    I’d like to second JESUS CHRIST, JOE AND MIKA, WE TOLD YOU SO.
    Thanks,

  • A Humble American

    Instead of telling Joe and Mika, “We told you so!” wouldn’t it be better to welcome them? Their recognition of what is happening is a good thing and we should support them. Let’s not push them away at such a beautiful moment. Ditto for any other supporters who want to flip.

    • idk. At this point I really think a little told you so is entirely warranted.
      Just a little.
      Because you would have had to been willfully ignorant to have ignored this all before now. Therefore, it would set a bad precedent to allow that sort of behavior to be overlooked without even a told ya so.

    • gratuitous

      Because we did tell them so. Many times. Over the course of many, many months. Besides, Joe and Mika will be back on board the Trump Train like Gene Wilder in Silver Streak before any of us even realize it.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I agree. It’s an abusive relationship. They will decide it’s their fault Daddy Trump gave them a black eye and pushed them down the stairs.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Yes, the minute the Koch brothers hand them their tickets.

      • badtonto

        Agreed…if Trump, by some freaking MIRACLE happens to bounce back from this, they’ll be back to fawning over what an authoritarian stud he is …

    • Regret

      That would be wise, but the USA culture has a punishment fetish, ergo…

  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    Oh wow. I didn’t know Obama killed Jon-Benet. why is this just coming out now?

    • When does Chaffetz organize an investigation or ten?

    • Jukesgrrl

      According to the “opinion” that opens today’s Daily Beast (why do I even look at that for a minute?), Obummer’s about to go on a far worse killing spree. In an article that would be more suited to Breitbart “News,” someone named Matt Lewis attempts to terrorize us with the idea that if Barack Hussein does anything other than finger-paint after serving as our president he is a DANGER TO DEMOCRACY. According to him, ex-presidents are supposed to shut up and either go into philanthropy a la Jimmy Carter (bet that’s the first time Matt-Lewis-if-that-is-even-your-name every said anything nice about him!) or become an artist the way the now-adorable W. has done. If he participates in the political process at all, it’s a crime on the order of Hitler coming back as a zombie. The author opines that as president Obama “frequently resorted to unilateral decisions outside the scope of his constitutional authority” and as ex-president having the temerity to rent a house in DC, is poised to do FAR WORSE. At the very least continue his legacy of “cultural degradation.” Yeah, he really wrote that. Maybe “Matt Lewis” is a pen name for Steve Bannon.

      • britishvoiceman

        In fairness, the article by conservative writer Matt Lewis is NOT representative of the Beast’s content. Here are a few headlines from today:”Obamacare Cure is Worse than the Disease”, “Trump’s New Order is Still a Muslim Ban”, “How Trump Screwed His Own PACs”.”Blowhard Behind Trump’s Wiretap Claims”.

      • fifthdentist

        Yeah, Obama couldn’t move to Hawaii and fucking fly back to D.C. in a matter of hourse after his zombie Mexican-Muslim army hiding out in our national forests takes control. I mean, it’s not as if there’s some method these days for some fascist imbecile to instantaneously flash code words to crazed followers looking to piss on the Constitution and establish a dictatorship.
        Oh, wait, there is: “Twitter.”

  • ltmcdies

    so very glad Joe and Mika came to a realization so many of us reached about this time last year.

    the man ran around for years bleating that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and his “agents” were going to find the evidence….that wasn’t the first clue that Trump just “made shit up”

    worried about WH spox job prospects…how they hell do Joe and Mika have jobs?

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    What did they THINK all the Donna Rose side eye was about, anyway?

    • Jukesgrrl

      Our babby is nothing if not prescient.

  • You know, Joe, Mika, it is not different if some TV guy says lies and then a president says lies.
    Both are just as bad.
    Maybe because no one called him on his lies while he was just TV guy allowed him to become president?
    JUST SPITBALLIN

    • YoBunnyBunny

      UNPOSSIBLE!!!!1!1!!1!!

    • Regret

      Ehm no.
      One has more power.
      Risk = Chance X Damage.

      Let’s say a TV guy has a 100% chance to do his worst.
      Then people’s feelings might get hurt and the culture degrades a bit.
      Now let’s say a president has a 100% chance to do his worst.
      The president has nukes and armies and secret government agencies etc. etc.

  • Iron Monkey

    We have quoted Masha Gessen already but it is worth repeating:

    “Believe the autocrat. He means what he says. Whenever you find
    yourself thinking, or hear others claiming, that he is exaggerating,
    that is our innate tendency to reach for a rationalization.”

  • rocktonsam

    does joe get paid by the word? he sure gets to use more of them than blond lady.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Don’t forget, he has a penis.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Yes, far more valuable than even a Poetic License.

  • Kevinfromheaven

    Joe and Mika and finally facing reality. No big credit there.
    It’s well past the time that we acknowledge the fact that the Pumpkin-Head in chief is “nucking futs”. Get him away from the damned nuclear codes. The Republican Party party had better start putting country first – before this cretin causes a catastrophe from which there will be no return. Yes, it is that deadly serious.

    • fifthdentist

      “The Republican Party … Had better start putting country first.”

      That’d be great. Since they haven’t done so, arguably, since Watergate, it’d be a nice surprise.
      The bad thing is that if they do, we’re looking at President Pence or, depending how deep into this shit he is, Paul Fucking Ryan as president.

  • Now how will they get their discounted Gucci merchandise?

    Will this ban last longer than Drumpf’s Muslim ban?

    Will they invite Sarah Fuckabee Sanders on their show ever?

  • For people comparing this to the birther controversy, context is necessary. It is one thing when a reality TV star accuses a president of a sleazy conspiratorial theory. But when a president of the United States accuses another president, the context changes, and it is dangerous. […] We are in crisis.

    So it was racism before, and is racism now. I don’t get this.

  • Jukesgrrl

    They’re worried about Sarah Sanders looking in the mirror when she presumably spent at least the first 18 years of her life smiling at Daddy Fake-Reverend Huckster Huckabee over the dinner table? That woman never stood a chance of being anything more than a pathetic loser. She’s as damaged as a Dugger.

  • Jet Maier

    One good thing that’s come from Trump’s Preznitzy is Mika finding her voice. She’s mad and she’s not going to take it anymore.

    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      Even if she is still being cut off by Joe every time she starts to make a point. I think I saw a bit of irritation when he cut her off for the fifth time or so, and that she wanted to punch him in throat. She is allowed to do the intro and wrap-up spiels uninterrupted, but can barely get a word in during the actual discourse sections. It is an unspoken, “shush honey, the men are having an important conversation.”

  • Keith Taylor

    Sometimes you Wonkette people really are too kind. “This ugly pockmarked thing named Steve Bannon”? I have not been able to believe Steve Bannon’s appearance since the first photograph of him I beheld. I reckoned then — and I’m an older person and kind of prissy about vulgar epithets — that he looked like a walking personified STD infection. I forget who said Bannon reminds him of Baron Harkonnen in DUNE, but that fellow was on target too. (Same thing, really.) But the remarkable thing is that his character and beliefs are as vile as his appearance.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      OK, I’ll say it. He looks like clap ejaculate, floating in a pool of dog dung-vomit, with decomposing eyeballs.

  • anthonypete300

    Love the very measured tone Halperin takes when discussing this insanity. member when Mark Halperin called Obama a dick for, well, no reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2-HjBI_1ag

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Who’s your dick now baby?

    • mfp

      yeah….halperin is another one who can be lined up against the wall of votes

  • Holly

    Pussgrab McWeaksad – my new favorite!! I’m so stealing that, and just when I needed to laugh, Evan, you’re the best!

    • Keith Taylor

      It is beautiful. But I’m conservative and old-fashioned. I’m still sentimentally attached to Orange Shitgibbon and Fuckface von Clownstick.

    • Mr. Food Genius

      And you are a stupid fucking whore. Emphasis on the stupid part.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    How’s this? We told you so. 65,844,954 times.

  • incandenza

    Thank god for joe and mika. There. I said it.

    • Too little too late. They were cheerleaders for the circus leading up to election of this clown.

      • britishvoiceman

        Definitely, and they bear a lot of responsibility for his election, considering all the free publicity they gave him.

  • mfp

    MIKA: Yeah. It’s an administration that’s lost all credibility at this point!!1!1!!

    a statement which, youknow, just MIGHT have had some noticeable impact if the person making it hadnt lost all crediblity (along with her AND her partner’s heads) up trump’s ass long ago

    one more time, and all together now!…..fuck joe and mika

  • Greyhame

    I don’t believe it. Morning Cup-O’-Joe Scarborough just can’t resist those late night booty calls on the eve of a major speech. He’ll come running every time, just for the chance to coach his Orange Crush with speech preparations, holding up cue cards like they were a boombox blasting cheesy Peter Gabriel ballads.
    http://screencrush.com/442/files/2012/08/say-anything-sibling-rivivalry.jpg

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Peter Gabriel is one if the few songwriters whose ballads are not cheesy.

      • britishvoiceman

        I think there are more than just a few, but I agree Gabriel’s definitely one of them.

  • “Trump is about as useless as a tampon at Betty White’s house.” -Lisa Lampanelli

    • britishvoiceman

      Let’s not forget Betty’s wonderful response to Trump “Maybe they didn’t do a good job” when asked why he’d stiffed so many contractors, suggesting that as many people as possible should book into one of Trump’s hotels and refuse to pay the bill on the grounds that they were dissatisfied with the service they’d received and tell the manager they were only doing what Trump himself said he did.

      • Excellent, haha…

        I like Betty White, though, of course…..

        >;)

  • Gawd, they’re fucking slow.

  • popebuck1

    If ONLY there had been some CLUE that he would behave like this!

  • just_jim

    You get to say ‘I told you so’ until you get tired of saying ‘I told you so.’

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    “…lost all credibility at this point.” Now, see, what’s wrong there is that Mika accidentally implied (or we are meant to infer from her comment) that this administration had some credibility at some point in the past. Those of us with functioning cerebrum are of course doubtful on this subject.

  • dshwa

    Mika went full Godwin!

    • Michael Milford

      We would do well to remember the one humungous flaw in Godwin’s Law:

      The easy assumption that warning signs should be dismissed as hyperbole and alarmism.

      If our worst Hitleresque fears do happen to manifest…then God help us if we’ve gotten too good at deflating our worst fears. What walks like a duck and talks like a duck must still be allowed to be a duck. All’s I’m saying.

      • dshwa

        Very true. In this case the comparisons are very apt in many ways.

        • britishvoiceman

          The main difference being that, until the later part of the war, Hitler actually knew what he was doing.

        • Michael Milford

          There seems to be one other element common to many totalitarian figures. Their physical appearance is so often absurd and ridiculous. Clownish even.

          When you look at a man like Trump with all that money who wears those long red ties, suits that don’t fit, and the hair…God, that hair. I don’t know if it’s part of being mentally not all there or if maybe it’s a subtle power move. Like the visual equivalent of 2+2=5. Some public figures rock their own look as a marketing angle. Sometimes it’s simply a reflection of a non-conformity outlook on life. Clearly it’s part of their power though. Possibly it serves as a visual cue beckoning the masses down an altogether new and different path.

    • fifthdentist

      Godwin’s Law is that the longer an Internet comment thread becomes the more likely there is to be a Hitler comparison.
      Calling Hitler isn’t a Godwin. Comparing Trump to Hitler has been on target for nine months now.
      Unfortunately, the fRight wing, having used “Nazi-Hitler-Commie” to describe everyone who disagrees with them for at nearly 30 years now, has pretty much made those words meaningless to most Americans.

      “Hey, you cut me off in traffic; who do you think you are, some kind of Hitler?”

  • The Librarian

    There have been so many ah-ha moments, you two crazy kids. How did it take you this long?

  • Mike Steele

    Turned off MJ five years ago and haven’t missed it once. L. O’Donnell tonight nearly imploded while calling out those who profitted from pimping for Trump and are now piously spouting their disdain for him. I shared his desk-pounding rage, though he’s a better person than I, finally exhaling long enough to say that ‘reinforcements are welcome’ to the resistance. My late mother would be disappointed to know that I still find some things utterly unforgivable.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I’ll bet after this terrifying and earth-shattering revelation that the dude they’ve been treating as a tough-talking no-nonsense epitome of success has so brazenly shown himself to be a narcissistic sociopath and a fuckin’ terrible liar, Joe’s going to have a moment of self-reflection where he ponders the moral indefensibility of giving this fuckin’ clown so much free airtime — and oops, that was it. Sorry if you blinked.

  • guppy06

    Mika looks like she needs a hug in that lede still. Any thoughts of loaning her the Wonkett Babby again?

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    • Stella Thomas

      You getting a Land Rover every week, cz . . .

      • Jennaratrix

        I already have a Land Rover. And just like every other British car, it likes it better indoors. What else has twitwit got?

        • britishvoiceman

          Oh, that’s bad – the US has made more than its fair share of crap vehicles over the years, which is why the US car companies had to be bailed out by Obama.

          • Jennaratrix

            Agreed. And as much as I bitch about the thing, when it’s running, the Rover IS pretty nice.

  • Rickyphoo

    I keep wondering what Van Jones is thinking of his gushing praise of Lord Dampnut now.

    I guess I could watch him on CNN and find out but I don’t want to.

    • Brendan_M

      He humiliated himself on national television, was absurdly wrong, and shredded any respect people had for him. He cemented his transition from a progressive activist to media hack. He’s probably thinking his career prospects in corporate media punditry are looking up!

  • Ryan Denniston

    Someone fetch Mika a fainting couch!

  • Damian L

    I realized 50 years ago that my thought processes were a little different than most but for the life of me I don’t know how ANYONE can listen to these two speak for more than a few minutes,I have to leave the room if they are on as they have no redeeming qualities whatsoever and I would rather wire brush my balls than listen to their innane babble.Change the channel and they will go away!

    • Brendan_M

      I mean, Donald Trump used to watch Morning Joe every morning. And they used to have him on all the time to share his “political opinions”. What else needs to be said of them?

      • Stella Thomas

        Really. They just now are getting it? SMH

    • britishvoiceman

      BBBBBBut, isn’t MSNBC part of that “librul media”?

  • sadboy

    Whatever. Joe Scarborough has always been a bottom-feeding scumbag, and Mika lost what little cred she had when she signed on to let Trump ooze his gross man-calls all over her and Joe every morning for six months.

    I still think these two and Jeff Zucker should be first against the wall when the revolution comes (with votes, of course).

    • Brendan_M

      So you’re saying you support building the wall?

      • Jennaratrix

        It doesn’t have to be THE wall. We can just line them up against any old wall and fire away. Um, with votes.

        • britishvoiceman

          I’d favor taking a page out of the monkeys’ play book and flinging poo.

        • Brendan_M

          The guillotine should be set up in front of Trump Tower in New York. The streets will run red with the ballots of that “voting” machine.

          • Nine

            But I still want a bathtub set up on the Capital for Grover Norquist.

            A bathtub full of votes, obviously. But maybe damp soggy votes?

          • Brendan_M

            Even better would be leaking “confirmation” that he’s a Muslim Brotherhood operative and seeing what happens with the Gaffney-aligned nuts.

  • Stella Thomas

    I really think dumpy had no idea that this was any different than anything else he has said. That’s also indicative that he’s in waaaaay over his head. Presidential? “If the president does it, it’s presidential,” right KAC?

    • Brendan_M

      If Richard Nixon had Twitter instead of secret tape recorders. And if he had half the IQ and twice the personality defects.

      • fifthdentist

        If my aunt had had balls, she’d be my uncle.

        • Brendan_M

          However your aunt identified gender-wise, or if she rejects a binary conception of gender, as long as she doesn’t ask Fred Malek to count the Jews in the Labor Department, she’s cool.

  • Bunya

    Really?!? Just NOW they’re discovering that Trump and his minions are compulsive liars? Everyone else knew that back in January of 2016.
    But, I’m glad they finally jumped on the bandwagon.
    I still don’t like Joe “right wing tool” Scarborough.

  • Joseph Stans

    As Republican shills neither Joe or MIka had any trouble following the wind. When it finally got so strong that even they had to notice they changed — and you can expect them to change again.

    One of the most notable features of conservatives; they have no consistent reusable morals or ethics to guide them. Each episode is anew trial and requires prolonged thought to compute a path.

    This does not make them bad — this makes them American, a place where moral and ethical confusion abound and the only structure that purports to teach morals and ethics is Theological and has a long and illustrious history of errors.

    • britishvoiceman

      Some of us were taught morals and ethics both at school and by our parents; these days teachers have to contend with kids raised by parents completely lacking in morals and ethics themselves.

  • Nyumbu

    Mika seems to think that Sarah Huckabee Sanders, unlike her Daddy and brother(s), has some kind of conscience? Bless their hearts.

  • Andi Johnson

    It’s not like any of this is new. These people SUPPORTED him and helped him through his campaign. I mean, WTF! They’re just waking up??? WE all knew he was nutz. And, they are just catching on? Oh, isn’t that precious.

  • Maybe

    And it took them how long to figure this out?

  • Teto85

    Joe and Mika finding and using their brains began when they held Donna Rose at the Convention. It took a while, but they finally started to move in the proper direction.

  • SPG138

    You know people, when someone sees the light you don’t beat them around the head with it. Many people here are saying they don’t like these two but are they a Spicer or a Conway? This in many respects is why you can’t have nice things. Bagging fuck out of people who have come to the right position based on evidence is no way to build support. It just makes you look like as big a pricks as the other side.

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