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Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

We haven’t heard much lately from the American Patriarchy Association’s radio hate troll Bryan Fischer, but he’s still out there, warning of the imminent end of America even though a good decent America-loving groper-man is president now. What’s Fischer worried about now? The usual crap about how The Gays are Hitler, and have just about finished their plans to round up all the Christians to be sent away to Gay Concentration Camps where they’ll either be gassed or forced to listen to show tunes or maybe both. As proof, Fischer points to last week’s unanimous Washington Supreme Court decision that florist Baronelle Stutzman had indeed violated the state’s anti-discrimination law by refusing service to a customer who wanted floral arrangements for a gay homosexual wedding between two homosexual people of the same gender, even though Stutzman’s Bible has a special “No Flowers for AlGayNon” clause.

Not surprisingly, Fischer reacted with the kind of calm and restraint we’ve come to expect from him, condemning the “gay Gestapo” for its extermination of family values:

This is the gay Gestapo. These are the jack-booted homosexual fascists of the LGBT movement; they are imposing tyranny and they are imposing slavery. They are bringing these things back to America, all in the name of “tolerance” and “compassion.”

Point of order, if we may: If you don’t know the difference between “slavery” and “a public business having to treat all customers equally,” you may be too stupid to really do well in business anyway. Let’s also leave aside the indisputable fact that Baronelle Stutzman had a really stupid defense, which was that flower-arranging is not a business but actually an art form, and so she was therefore exempt from Washington’s anti-discrimination law because First Amendment. The state Supremes didn’t buy it:

“As Stutzman acknowledged at deposition, providing flowers for a wedding between Muslims would not necessarily constitute an endorsement of Islam, nor would providing flowers for an atheist couple endorse atheism,” the opinion said.

Also, we feel obliged to point out that, of all the horrors the real Gestapo committed, we know of no cases in which they forced people to arrange flowers against their will. But let us continue with Mr. Fischer’s Hyperbole-O-Rama:

Remember what Kristallnacht was — that was 1938, where the Nazis went though the Jewish parts of Berlin and they broke windows, they set businesses on fire, they shut ’em down, they drove Jewish people out of their homes and set their houses on fire. Now I’m not saying that’s what the homosexual fascists are doing today; you know, they’re using judges’ gavels instead of lead pipes. That’s what they’re doing. But it’s the same deal. This is Kristallnacht. They’re trying to put this woman out of business, they’re trying to shut her down, they’re trying to evict her from her home, that’s where they tried to go with this thing. How is that any different? Just the weapons are different.

Also this current version of the Floral Solution is seriously lacking in the burning down of any synagogues, Ms. Stutzman wasn’t beaten to a pulp, and she’s also perfectly free to go into a line of work where she doesn’t sell goods or services to the public. Like if she wants to be a preacher, which seems to be her goal with treating flowers like some kind of sacrament, she could do that. Oh, and the gay Gestapo completely failed to burn down her business or even break its windows. Other than that, the analogy is spot on.

Except maybe for how the penalty in the case — a $1,000 fine, plus one dollar in court costs — isn’t going to actually leave Stutzman homeless, particularly given the generosity of the Indiana pizza bigots who shared some of their GoFundMe bigot wealth with her. That would be on top of the $150,000 Stutzman’s own GoFundie raised. So she’s still pretty darned oppressed, and it’s just like Kristallnacht, if during Kristallnacht the Nazis had broken windows and then handed Jews checks for 150 times the cost of the windows.

We aren’t sure whether Mr. Fischer has said anything about this week’s actual threats against Jewish community centers and vandalism of a Jewish cemetery, although we bet he’ll find a way to say they pale in comparison to the oppression of Christians by gay weddings.

[RightWingWatch / CBS News]

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  • TundraGrifter

    If it’s an “art form” then they can’t make money doing it. That’s the first rule of “art.”

    Or, how about “I won’t arrange the flowers for you. That’s an ‘art form.’ But I will present a floral piece in this brief interpretive dance.”

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Bryan doesn’t quite seem to grasp the concept of projection.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      And yet he’s so intimately familiar with it.

  • Nounverb911
  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
  • schmannity

    I thought the Gestapo had some pretty snazzy uniforms, but the Gay Gestapo, another whole level.

  • Nounverb911

    So when does Fischer complain about CPAC Kristallnachting Milo Yappymouth?

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      CPAC Kristallnachting

      Does that happen in the hospitality suite of the convention?

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Craigslist.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Does that mean what it sounds like it means?

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I guess it’s time to confess I have several Christian florists chained to the walls of my basement making floral arrangements for me night and day. I was never the kind of homosexxxual who learned how to do flowers, and the gays are super critical about that kind of thing. What else can I do? But upon reflection, maybe I shouldn’t be making them listen to show tunes all day.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot


      Well I suppose it would depend on what particular show tunes you’re playing…

      • OddMan

        One of my favorite show tunes.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El9eCRisbDo

        • doktorzoom

          Gonna paint that wagon
          Gonna paint it good
          We’re not braggin’
          We’re gonna coat that wood!

          Gonna paint that wagon
          Gonna paint ‘er fine
          Gonna use oil-based paint
          ‘Cause that paint is pine!
          (Ponder-o-o-osa pine!)

          • OddMan

            When I was in the Navy on patrol on a submarine, movies were a big treat. We would have a movie every night, and the favorite movie of the crew was Paint Your Wagon.
            It was something about us being a band of brothers under water and wanting really badly to be back on dry land and drinking and singing. Love that movie. That was a strange boat, could write a book about it.

          • doktorzoom

            So do!

          • OddMan

            I’ve thought of that a lot Doc.
            Old dog, new tricks. Not sure.
            Thanks.

    • GoutMachine

      Any Lloyd Weber on that playlist?

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I’m not a monster!

        • Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Canned Clams

          • Gayer Than Thou

            Miiiiidniiiiiiight… all alone with the claaaaaaam saaaaaauce….

    • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

      Le Cage aux Florists.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Please come to the front desk to claim your prize.

  • jowgajen

    That reminds me, I need to polish my jack boots tonight.

    • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

      And I’ll get started on the boot jacks.

      • doktorzoom

        I’ll get started on annexing the Sudetenland.

        • Skadi

          We can put out an album: “Music to Invade Poland To”.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Czech an atlas first. ;)

          • Skadi

            By the time we’ve finished production, we’ll be through with the Sudetenland and ready for Poland!

          • Gayer Than Thou

            As Bette Midler said of her German husband: “Every evening I dress up like Poland and he invades me!”

          • House0fTheBlueLights

            I’ll set up some screaming rants. Oh, wait, we have Drumpf for that.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            yeah, that’s just polka. A soldier will do anything to make it stop.

        • Nounverb911
        • memzilla Ω

          They’ve already taken over the Whineland.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I’m going to need to pull myself up by the jackbootstraps.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Is your Sub on vacation?

  • ImPEECH!

    Fischer’s secret crime of passion against florists is stealing those packets of Floralife® plant food and then opening them up and pour down his throat like a BC powder because they’re supposed to crackle in your mouth like pop rocks.
    I read it on the internet so it must be true! — That he does this, not that Floral packets taste like Pop Rocks®. What do you think I am, an idiot?

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I usually just use a straw for the Floralife® and sniff.

      Ingesting it is just so gauche.

  • bookish

    https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/02/scheidel-great-leveler-inequality-violence/517164/?google_editors_picks=true

    This equalizing was a rare outcome in modern times but by no means unique over the long run of history. Inequality has been written into the DNA of civilization ever since humans first settled down to farm the land. Throughout history, only massive, violent shocks that upended the established order proved powerful enough to flatten disparities in income and wealth. They appeared in four different guises: mass-mobilization warfare, violent and transformative revolutions, state collapse, and catastrophic epidemics. Hundreds of millions perished in their wake, and by the time these crises had passed, the gap between rich and poor had shrunk.

  • bookish

    http://www.latimes.com/business/lazarus/la-fi-lazarus-cfpb-republican-bills-20170221-story.html

    There’s a lot important stuff going down that our leaders need to deal with — immigration, climate change, Russians running amok. So what are Republican lawmakers doing? They’re busy with legislation aimed at stripping Americans of consumer protections.

    About a half-dozen bills take aim at various aspects of the Dodd-Frank financial reform law and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau it created.

    Republicans are serving notice that their priority is making businesses happy at the expense of consumers who, if the bills become law, once again will be largely on their own in dealing with questionable or unfair corporate practices.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      You had me at “leaders” and then I kinda got lost, wandered in the desert for forty years and eventually passed out.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Again, if you want to be “open to the public” – it means all the public. If you cannot serve everyone who walks in your doors, then you shouldn’t be in the business in the first place.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I think this is where I say “you’re the real homophobe for pointing it out!” But I’m not sure how that works.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I advocate for putting the ‘phobes in the closet and letting all the homosextians come out.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I am too young to remember slavery times. All I know about it I learned from Hollywood movies, so it surprises me to learn that walking into a business and saying “I am a homosexxxual who would like to part with his hard-earned Ameros for the good or service you provide at the price you set” is what slavery was like. I feel like maybe the movies have lied to me.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      i was thinking something similar – but had not yet had enough coffee to articulate it so well.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Slavery. Fascists. Gestapo. Kristallnacht. These so-called people usurp every word for anything bad they’ve heard of and hurl it willy-nilly at anything that catches their raging attention, disirregardless of any bit of applicability, coherence, correlation, of fucking teensy bit of sense. Gawd fucking dumb-assed morans.

    • doktorzoom

      Roots wasn’t about horticulture?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make it think.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        You can lead Kunta Kinte to culture, but you can’t make him think.
        EDIT: And damnit if VDE didn’t beat me to it.

      • shastakoala

        I think it was about hiding “Flower Shops in the Attic.”

        • doktorzoom

          The Diary of Anemone Frank?

          • aureolaborealis

            With friends like these, who needs anemones/enemas, AMIRITE?!!!?!?!

          • shastakoala

            I’ve never herb of that before.

      • aureolaborealis

        You’re thinking of Birth of Impatiens.

    • doktorzoom

      12 Years a Shrub really soft-petalled the ugly realities.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I seed what you did there.

  • Lambsendbeds

    First, let me give all the upfists to Dok for “Flowers for AlGayNon! I needed a laugh. That was immediately overshadowed by my incoherent rage that this bigot raised $150,000 Ameros on GoFundMe! These wingnut “Christians” are pretty generous with the funds. Aren’t they supposed to be tithing them to the Prosperity Gospel cult they belong to, or using them to buy guns and Jim Bakker’s Ready to Give You Cholera Meals for the upcoming Armageddon?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Seriously. For that kind of money, even *I* will refuse to make floral arrangements for the gays.

      • aureolaborealis

        >>hands over garbage bag of $100 bills<<
        "How you feeling?"
        "Open minded."

  • o’look Skwerl!

    This is the gay Gestapo.
    No Moran, this is the gay Gestapo!

    https://youtu.be/kHmYIo7bcUw?t=1m9s

  • Msgr_MΩment

    One extremist’s Kampf is another patriot’s jihad.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    This is part of a long-standing arrangement between Big Gay and Big Bloomer.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I’ve got my big bloomers on right now!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Big boy bloomers?

      • shastakoala

        Is that about annual thing?

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        You’re just trying to convince us you’re not wearing pants, but we know better!

      • theCryptofishist

        Amelia, is that you?

  • mailman27

    If you want to set up your dumb flower shop on an unpaved, unlit road outside of any police jurisdiction, have at it. Otherwise, if a taxpaying citizen wants to buy some flowers, STFU and sell them some flowers.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Exactly! And how is wanting to pay someone for a service they are in business to provide “putting them out of business”?

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        Perhaps, ‘If they find out that icky gays have been in here, my regular bigoted customers will stay away!’

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          I don’t really have an answer to that. Bigots gonna bigot, I guess. On the other hand, I think they just lack faith in sweet Jesus to provide for them.

  • Sardonicuss

    Wait. Is this guy the “Third eagle of the…whatever…”?
    God, keeping up with these imbeciles is exhausting. Are they growing religious bigots in caves somewhere like mushrooms?

  • Suttree

    I used to have my own business. I built RWNJ’s the same quality product as everyone who didn’t or did decide to tell me their feelings. I still did the same fucking thing! I was happy to take their money because I wasn’t an asshole. I also built religious themed objects. I may be an atheist, but I am not averse to money.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Prosperity is your divine right, right? Isn’t that somewhere in the bibble?

      • Suttree

        Somewhere around the right to be an asshole.. IIRC

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
    • Wild Cat

      1964. That’s when we knew how to do an accurate campaign!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Where’s Daisy?

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Is this the open thread yet?
    Panika would say ignore bad bills, I say we have to pay attention to everything these fuckers do. We have seen outrage at proposed legislation kill a bad bill before.

    Iowa Republican wants to require ‘partisan balance’ at universities

    A senior Iowa state senator wants to require state universities and colleges to consider a job candidate’s political affiliation during the hiring process, in order to create more partisan balance among faculty.

    The senator, Mark Chelgren (R), filed legislation over the weekend that would require Iowa’s state board of regents to consider a potential faculty member’s party during the hiring process. If a school’s faculty tilts toward one of the two major parties by more than a 10 percentage-point margin, the school would be prohibited from hiring any more members of that party.

    Every year, Iowa’s chief elections official would be required to submit voter registration records to the board of regents.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/320442-iowa-republican-wants-to-require-partisan-balance-at-universities

    • o’look Skwerl!

      I’ve been waiting for classes in the Conservative Arts.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Apparently he didn’t notice students take classes in certain departments, so I would predict the Theater Arts and Journalism Depts might favor one way, while the Business School might favor another – but still, taken as aw hole it would appear “balanced.”
        In other words, it’s dumb. dumb. dumb.

        • jowgajen

          I just want to say that Business School conservatives have no love for these idiots. The word conservative is losing any meaning, as liberal did long ago.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            fair enough, I was trying to think of what might be a conservative dept. Maybe divinity school or theology?

          • Thaumaturgist

            Pig Ad. Military Science (ROTC). Engineering. Phys Ed. Feel free to add others.

        • theCryptofishist

          Also: Stupid, stupid, stupid
          Idiotic, idiotic, idiotic
          Inane, inane, inage
          Moronic, moranic, moranic

          I don’t spell so well, even when I’ve just spelled it right, do I?

      • Bmaccnm

        With Professor Lupin, Moody, or Umbridge?

    • Nockular cavity

      Oh, good, Affirmative Action for conservatives.

    • theCryptofishist

      Doesn’t that specifically violate the parts of the law for not having a political test for getting hired?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        I honestly have no idea.

  • So she’s still pretty darned oppressed’

    And that’s before the real persecution starts as she lands a Christian book deal, a permanent spot of the Christian martyrs speaking tour, and a check for her story to be adapted into “God’s Not Dead 4: All Floral Jesus, I surrender…”

  • ViveLaPersistence

    Floral Solution. Someone owes me a new keyboard. Again.

  • memzilla Ω

    Ah, the ever-popular “your intolerance of my intolerance makes you the real bigot” defense. I think we need to set up a GoFundMe to get leather conditioner by the pallet from Costco, what with all the jackboots and holsters and Sam Browne belts we have to keep lovingly soft and supple.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Flowers for Algernon is my favorite story, possibly ever.

    • Wild Cat

      And your evil side likes ‘Ratman’s Notebook.’

    • ViveLaPersistence

      I laughed. I cried. I immediately joined PETA.

      • Wild Cat

        Cliff Robertson earned some much-needed bucks after being blacklisted by the McCarthyite bastards.

      • Suttree

        Does PETA like mouses? And or bakers?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    No, silly. It was the Sturmabteilung that were the gays, not the Gestapo.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, I don’t know. The Gestapo were seriously into Hugo Boss fashions.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      More like Sturm-FAB-teilung, amirite?!

    • Crank Tango

      Are you being Ernst? There’s Rohm for disagreement on that one.

      Just let me have this one.

      • HogeyeGrex

        There is an importance to being Ernst.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Nazis went though the Jewish parts of Berlin and they broke windows, they set businesses on fire, they shut ’em down, they drove Jewish people out of their homes and set their houses on fire. Now I’m not saying that’s what the homosexual fascists are doing today

    A better textbook definition of JAQing off doesn’t exist FFS.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The gays have not been breaking windows. They’ve been offering cash for floral arrangements. These are two very different things, Bryan-kins.

      • Crank Tango

        Cramming the invisible hand down our throats!

        • MynameisBlarney

          Hehe…

          Fisting.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Yabut, they’re offering their cash like they’re TOTES gonna smash windows at ANY TIME!

  • LarryHoudini

    “Now I’m not saying that’s what the homosexual fascists are doing today . . . But it’s the same deal. This is literally Kristallnacht.”
    /fixed

  • JoeChristmas

    But he’s OK with the fraud in chief doing business in muslim countries and Russia and violating American political principles?

    • ViveLaPersistence

      That doesn’t violate the Prosperity Gospels so it’s OK.

  • memzilla Ω
    • “Who Does This God Person Think He Is?”

      • DahBoner

        “I bet he pays retail”

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          “but slaughters wholesale.”

    • beingreleased

      I’d rather read these theology books:

      Oolon Colluphid is the author of the “trilogy of philosophical blockbusters” entitled Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?. He later used the Babel Fish argument as a basis for a fourth book, titled Well, That About Wraps It Up For God.

  • Warned_and_Persistent

    Connecting the dots between DeVos and Fischer on ursus induced paranoia:
    “Fischer has written a series of blog posts about how the grizzly bear is “a predator, a fierce, savage unstoppable killing machine” that should be shot “on sight.”

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      So he’s concerned about the other kind of bear also too?

    • wait! what?

      A Sarah Palin death threat, obviously.

  • OneYieldRegular

    From that picture, I get the distinct impression that Bryan Fischer really enjoys big, big, uh, microphones.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    No, Bryan, Kristallnacht is when a certain segment of our community lights up a pipe. And the T’s are supposed to be capitalized, dammit. Like they are on the profile pages.

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    He could also claim it was the Jewish people’s fault, if he wants to try for faux Christian bingo.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Kristallnacht

    Kristallnacht, my contoured buttocks! Let me tell you something else about what Trumpenstein’s I.C.E. agents are doing around the country, asswhole!!

  • Suttree

    When will us libtarts boycott all cakes?

    • Gosala

      We will never boycott those cakes we like.

      Resist!

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      “Boycott the cakes! Let them eat gay cakes!”

      Do gay cakes taste different than ungay cakes? Just curious, never ate gay cake. I would guess they taste the same, amIright?

      • Suttree

        Have you ever had a rum creme torte? It ghey and fucking fabulous.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Damn, I must have been missing out, then.
          Damn.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Moar ghey than tiramisu?

          • Suttree

            I believe so. It has the words rum creme and tort in it.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            I think you’re right.

          • theCryptofishist

            But tort’s a legal thing. Isn’t that kinda dry?

      • AJ Milne

        Never? Not even on a dare in college?

      • Thiazin Red

        There is the gay cupcake place on 7th street. They’re decent.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Right down the road!!!111

      • Suttree

        I like your spirit!

      • Doug Langley
    • MynameisBlarney

      Have you ever HAD cake?

      It’s fuckin’ delicious!

    • Crank Tango

      What about those cakes we like?

      • aureolaborealis

        Those cakes we like are a lie.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          No.

        • puredog

          FAKE CAKE!

      • Suttree

        Ummm, those are the best one Rainbow sprinkles!

  • Jgb979

    One of these days: if there’s an afterlife. Bryan Fischer is going to have to answer for the bullshit he’s spread in Africa, leading to such things as Uganda making sodomy punishable by death.

    I’m pretty sure that’s infinite degrees worse than forcing a public business to serve all paying customers.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Yeah but all those dead blahs in Uganda are blahs so B.F. doesn’t give a fuck.

  • Gosala

    Also, we feel obliged to point out that, of all the horrors the real Gestapo committed, we know of no cases in which they forced people to arrange flowers against their will

    One of the bestest sentences ever!

  • Paperless Tiger

    He’s gonna be really upset when he finds out we have a Nazi president.

  • Holly

    The opinion handed down by the Washington State Supreme Court (Hell Yeah!!) is a work of pure poetry.

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • DahBoner

    This is the Nazi Gestapo.

    These are the jack-booted Conservacuck fascists of the Teaparty movement; they want to impose tyranny and they are imposing slavery to Rich Republicans.

    They are bringing these things back to America, all in the name of Rich White Racists and hatred for Hillary.
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/lD4AwxwXYipKE/giphy.gif

  • Crystalclear12

    Hey, it was Democrats that lost the election. It’s our turn to yell and stomp our feet!!

    • NORMAN DOSTAL

      you’ve been doing that for the past 8 years

  • Jennifer R

    History shows that the losers get to throw as much sand in the gears as they desire.

  • Alan

    How very tiring.

    • emberglance

      It’s all so exhausting, it makes one wonder sometimes whether that isn’t perhaps the unstated intention.

  • cmd resistor

    Wait, Wingnut relative posted on FB about this poor little grandma who lost her business standing up for her faith. And he hoped he would stand up for his faith in the same way if faced with a similar situation. So you mean he MISREPRESENTED what happened? No way. So she’s basically Kim Davis, with flowers instead of marriage licenses? I honestly haven’t followed this story.

  • cmd resistor

    Same A.G. guy who got the travel ban stayed.

  • RJ (TO)

    “They’re trying to put this woman out of business…”

    Only a special kind of wingnut would see a gay couple bringing a florist/baker/photog more business as trying to put them out of business.

    • Boscoe

      Which is what I would’ve said if I’d bothered scrolling down one more comment. :P

  • Anna Rompage

    I get a strange feeling that this might be one of those guys that picks up on young confused adolescent boys that Milo was talking about…

  • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
    • Jeffery Campbell

      Wouldn’t that be an excellent, and easy, costume for Halloween? And only a few people would even get it.

  • Boscoe

    Sooo… how is “forcing” her to do business with EVERYONE “trying to put her out of business”?

    Also too: still waiting to hear what part of the bible says rubber stamping a gay dude’s legal documents, baking them a cake, or arranging some nice flowers for them IS A SIN?

    • Suse

      You libtards just don’t get it, do you???

      • NORMAN DOSTAL

        we get it. Follow the law or be punished-pretty simple

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I’d be more afraid of the Gay Mafia.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Yes, because we’ll cut ya. With shade.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Me, I’d be more afraid of the E-4 mafia.

  • Picabo

    Here we go again. Chairborn experts comparing anything they don’t like to Nazis. My father enlisted in the army after Pear Harbor. He was deployed to Alaska and set up artillery and drove a truck over the frozen tundra. The defensive positions would have been nothing more than a speed bump if they were attacked. So there he served waiting for the invasion that never happened. He was sent to Europe after D-Day and drove a truck to supply the front lines. Although he never saw combat, please understand that amateurs study tactics but professionals study logistics. My father played his part in the war. He lived to be 90 years old. I have the flag that draped his coffin. Fuck you Bryan Fisher. What have you ever done for our country? Rant over. Thanks for listening.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      WW2. The north in the civil war. And lots of others. The US military fights pretty good, but it supplies itself over large distances better than anybody anywhere…

      • Back when Haiti had that massive earthquake, there were several liberals (Chomsky prominent among them) who where bemoaning the military doing so much of the relief efforts. My response to one idiot about it was “You know what? You have an area with badly damaged port and airport. Most of the place is inaccessible because of rubble and slides. You have to move supplies in, you have to secure the area, move around, and get things where they need to be. The military calls having the abiility to do that “a day ending in Y.”

        • Beanz&Berryz

          yes… and no organization in the world can move a shit-ton of stuff by sea and air to barely functional places anything remotely as well as the US military. Other countries have big militaries, but none of them can move nearly as much stuff as far over water. (Though, the Russians or Chinese may be your guys if you wanna drive yourself into the middle of them, or if they decide to drive their stuff just outside one of their land borders… )

    • Notreelyhelping

      OT: Where was your dad in Europe? Mine was SW of Paris about the same time.

      • Picabo

        Around the same area. He took pictures while he was in Paris.

        • Notreelyhelping

          Yeah? I know mine was in Beaugency in the fall of ’44 from the back of a photo. He was an amorer and spent much of his time test-firing small arms. Claimed it was the best job ever for a 19 year old.

      • Gregory Brown

        Uncle Ken served in a mortar section under Patton in Third Army.

      • Mildred Broxon

        My dad was 4-F, so he was in Codes&Ciphers. Deciphered some codes, from what I hear tell. They also serve.

    • SpideySenser

      My Dad was involved with D-Day, military police. He was also in England and Germany. He was in the European theater for 4 years. He died at 91. My sister has the flag on his coffin. Yah, fuck Bryan Fisher.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    … Point of order, if we may: If you don’t know the difference between
    “slavery” and “a public business having to treat all customers equally,” …

    Words are very, very hard, Dok. Bryan is busy weeping with fear Teh Gehz will come searching for him; he can’t be bothered learning “words” or real “history” or any such. He is carefully reviewing the creation myth — when he isn’t weeping in fear, that is.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      I speak for ALL GHEYS when I say this: We are not now, nor will we ever be, searching for this swizzledick.

      • It’s probably why he’s so angry. One of you has to step up and take one for the team.

  • goonemeritus

    Christian concentration camps are so easy to implement, Just wait for movie night at Bible study camps and when everyone is seated start string the barb wire.

  • OrG

    “They’re trying to put this woman out of business” Actually they were trying to hire her, which is kinda the opposite.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    “No Flowers for AlGayNon”

    This took me a minute but then I felt pretty good about myself for getting it, so thanks, Dok! :)

    • The Witch of Endor

      My first thought was “Jeez, *another* 12 step program?” And then reading for context kicked in. ;)

  • The Librarian

    I’m betting there’s very few people’s that wouldn’t choose a day in court over being beaten with a lead pipe.

    • Or a quick march out to a field, made to dig a hole, and then have a bullet put in your head.

      • The Librarian

        Indeed. Being stuffed into a cattle car, gassed and cremated is not anyone’s idea of fun. Mr. Fischer analogy is quite inappropriate. Plus he’s a dick.

  • Trump also lost against Washington state AG Bob Ferguson, so I’m thinking Stutzman’s people will he contacting the POTUS ASAP to plan their next strategic move.

    • yyyaz

      “Charismanews” … nope, none there.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Jeez, given the GoChristMe cash these idiots get, one wonders whether charging/suing them is even a good idea.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      See my business plan above.

  • Pilotshark

    Jesus dude just come out of the closet, and you will feel so much better, not only about yourself but others as well.

    while removing your head from your fourth point of contact, there will be a loud pop, don`t let that frighten you.

    • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

      Has anyone ever seen BF and TLM in the same room? No? Hmmm.

      • Suse

        BF *is* TLM!

        • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

          ding ding ding

  • Notreelyhelping

    Pence and Fischer would make a sweet couple, walking hand in hand and wearing matching cardigans.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Anyone as homophobic as Fischer, is definitely a closeted homo.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I thought the name Baronelle sounded super gay, now after seeing her picture, I’m going to call her for being on my team (big dyke!).

          • Richland, WA is a cesspool of repression.

        • Gregory Brown

          Hubba hubba, baybee!

      • Jeffery Campbell

        I tend to agree, but the idea is so repellent.

      • I wonder where he gets his special.. “massages.” I understand from past examples that super-duper bible thumpers in his area tend to do that.

        The way to bet is that anyone who obsesses that much about the gays is definitely in the closet.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Remember George Rekers? Married and rabidly anti-gay, helped found Family Research Council, who was caught in 2010 with a rent boy who he hired to “carry his luggage.” I wish to God these people would just stop harassing other people because they can’t get comfortable with their own homosexuality.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Alan_Rekers

        • theCryptofishist

          What do you suppose the code is for a “non-gay” massage “happy ending”? Because, you know that in their little obsessive skulls they have thought of lots of code words.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Business idea! It’s so whacky, it just might work! Do any of you have a failing business? If so, I will show up, as a big gay dyke homo, and insist you serve me. You then refuse to do so, and I take you to court. Then you start crying about how oppressed you are and you’re being treated just like a Jew during Hitler’s era, you start a gofundme account, and we split the profits.

    • h4rr4r

      Could I setup a failing business just for this?

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Sure! Why not?

    • Thaumaturgist

      Hope 304 isn’t reading this thread.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Who’s 304?

        • Thaumaturgist

          Noun, verb, 304.

          That was his electoral college vote total. Biggest electoral college win in history. Yooughe! Where have you been?

          • theCryptofishist

            I was drinking myself into a stupor so I could forget all that. Thanks, Thaumaturgist.

          • Bad Tom

            I was imagining some bizarre browser error code.
            ——-
            Gotta stop working on the startup so late.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            OH, makes sense now! I thought he’d won by 306, which is even YOOGER.

          • Thaumaturgist

            Some people say it was up to 308 this morning.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      I will refuse to sell you a hot tub where you would, no doubt, perform unspeakable, slippery acts upon scantily clad womenz. Jebus would disapproval mightily, after watching the video 7 or 8 times, I’m sure!

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Hot tubs + sexy times + homophobia = PROFIT!!!!!

  • Jeffery Campbell

    I guess we’re going to have to invite Mr. Fischer to the Eagle or Eastern Bloc where he can see some honest-to-God jack-booted homosexual fascists of the LGBT movement. That old auntie wouldn’t last a half-minute. He would pee his pants so hard and so fast.

  • Foocatchoo

    Oh, to be a Gay Nazi in Dusseldorf in the Springtime!

    • James Yakura

      Really? Poland and France are nearby, and I hear it’s still winter there.

  • Wait, I thought conservatives LOVED gay nazis? Until they start talking about yummy 13 year old cock, of course.

    • Ricky Gay

      out LOUD!

  • I’m not saying he’s gay, but……
    https://youtu.be/2JEa1jhWjss
    Thank you Peter Serafinowicz.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Jack-booted homosexuals. I’m still trying to wrap my head around that one.

  • BrandingOpportunity

    Special kudos to @doktorzoom:disqus for getting the German declension right in the image description above! Makes my German-speaking heart very happy.

    • doktorzoom

      It’s all Google translate (barely helped by two years of high school German)

      • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

        Yes, but you went the extra mileinch to do it.
        I’m so gay for you, Herr Doktor, I want to have your babbiesfoals.

    • Left Coast Tom

      …and he didn’t even quote Mark Twain.

  • LiberalsSeekToDestroy

    These “men” are in essence going to a florist and saying, “We’re sexual deviants and we like to fuck each other in the ass to show our love for each other. Can you please arrange flowers to solemnize that?”

    • NORMAN DOSTAL

      Idiot. Thank god your type is dying off fast

    • Ricky Gay

      and your issue is?

      • LiberalsSeekToDestroy

        Normal, healthy, not ill men don’t look at another man’s butthole as a place to shove their erect cocks.

        • Ricky Gay

          and you know this because?

        • Ricky Gay

          something about your use of the word erect. A “tell” perhaps.

        • Scrofula

          Some normal, healthy, not ill men look at other men and imagine putting their erect cocks in their assholes, yes.
          ‘Tis a fact, my precious snowflake. Best get used to it.

          • Ricky Gay

            used to it? He craves it. (secretly and shamefully)

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          So, you’re “normal” then? Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll be at the cool table with the stylish and thoughtful gayz.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Barronelle? Could this woman be a hitherto unknown Trump daughter?

  • NORMAN DOSTAL

    we’ll leave the florists alone if you promise to kill yourself-thanks!

  • LiberalsSeekToDestroy

    Anyone who attends a gay “wedding” is in essence saying that they support the idea of one man shoving his erect cock into another man’s asshole, because that’s ultimately what gay marriage is about.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      You think about this a lot, don’t you?

      • Jukesgrrl

        Hmmmm. What to make of that?

    • Scrofula

      I support the idea of men fucking men, via nasty gross buttsex if they prefer.
      If two men love each other, they can get married.
      This has no effect on your life whatsoever.

      • LiberalsSeekToDestroy

        Sure it does. If they get a tax benefit from getting married, it means that there is less revenue for the United States. Why do you support reducing taxes for the rich (most gay “couples” are higher income)?

        • Me not sure

          I think I smell a facetious argument. …. No, it’s just bullshit.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Finally! TLM raises his red, throbbing, jizz spewing head! And you guys were worried that we haz no moar good trollz!

    • Me not sure

      You know, that you don’t have to go if you don’t want to. Stay home, seethe quietly to yourself, kick the puppies, drink an Old Milwaukee, sack out.

    • Bang Crasby

      I thought this was hilarious snark for second. Now I’m going to have a second drink. Because, ultimately, my heterosex marriage is ultimately about lots of drinks. Or something.

      • LiberalsSeekToDestroy

        Heterosexual marriages were traditionally about the nuclear family structure. Homosexual “marriages” are about anal sex, nothing more and nothing less.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          You really need to brush up on your history, and quit rubbing up against your mom’s leg.

    • doktorzoom

      Oh, it’s you. Do you have any idea how boring you are? Seriously, what do you think you’re achieving? Oh, heck, guess I won’t find out, since you are once again banhammered. See you in a week or so.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Scrofula

    I’d like to remind everyone that the bakers of Trump’s inauguration cake (they didn’t realize was a copy of Obama’s) quietly donated the proceeds to some anti-Trumpism charity.
    Quietly, without fuss, donated the money to a cause they agreed with.
    Imagine that.

  • JParkerSD46

    Poor woman being driven out of business by people who wanted to give her money to perform a service. Yes, exactly like Kristallnacht. Exactly.

  • Up In Smoke O’hontas

    “Floral Solution” for the win, Dok!

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Yes, I particularly liked that, too.

      • bobbert

        I liked “no flowers for AlGayNon”.

        • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

          I liked all of those, but the fact that “Mein kleines Pony: Freundschaft macht frei” is actually grammatically correct makes me head straight to my bunk.

  • DeliaJones
    • Mike Steele

      THAT says it all. Period.

  • Ilgattomorte

    It’s true that florists are officially slaves, but on the bright side, just think about all of those great old Floral Spirituals that came about because of it.

    like:
    “When homos came to Flower Town …
    … let my peonies go.
    God don’t like no man-on-man …
    … let my peonies go.”

    or:
    “I look over Lilies and what do I see
    (Coming for to carry my Hosta)
    A band o’ gay men comin’ after me
    (Coming for to carry my Hosta)”

    or who could forget:
    “Michael rolled the boutonniere, Hallelujah!
    he can’t pin it on a queer, Hallelujah!”

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Those are brilliant. BRILLIANT. I can only offer:
      “Swing low, sweet chicken wire,
      Comin’ for my floral foam…
      I looked over Martha
      And WHAT did I see,
      Comin’ for my floral foam
      A band of raffia comin’ after me,
      Comin’ for my floral foam.”

  • Nick Scroggs

    It’s weird, they claim Nazis were homosexual, they claim Nazis were left-leaning Keynesian socialists, it’s like, what’s the term I’m looking for?

    • theCryptofishist

      Making it up as they go along?

    • Jukesgrrl

      Psychopathology?

    • phoenix00

      bullshit?

  • motmelere

    Just bake the fucking cake & the flowers will settle themselves out. Could you imagine the poutrage if a mechanic told a Christian that his fuel injector was God’s problem.

    • tehbaddr

      A yup! Seems like you’ve blown the head gasket. It’ll be be a miracle if I could fix it for less that $1K, and a bit of your soul.

    • shivaskeeper

      It only works the other way. That mechanic in Michigan tried that. He got some good money on the wingnut welfare circuit.

  • tehbaddr

    The Gestapo always did have a rather flashy sense fashion!

    Edit: ““tolerance” and “compassion.” does not seem very totalitarian Gestapo like to me!

    • andyshelt

      *cough*….Hugo Boss…..*cough*!

  • shivaskeeper

    She was in the local news here a few days ago when she lost the case. Her lawyer was claiming the fines and penalties were going to bankrupt her, but nonetheless they were going to appeal to the SCOTUS. I guess because an appeal the the SCOTUS is a pretty cheap thing to pull off nowadays.

    So to recap she lost and is complaining she wouldn’t be able to pay her fines without losing her business, but an appeal to the SCOTUS is well within her budget. At the tie I wondered if her go fund me would be set up in a matter of days or a matter of hours. Looks like it was hours.

    • doktorzoom

      The GoFundMe that raised $150K was back in 2015, I believe, when she was initially cited. I believe the company has since cracked down on people trying to raise funds for criminal defense funds, but don’t quote me on that. In any case, it’s highly unlikely she’d be bankrupted by the $1000 fine (and $1 court costs). The cost of taking the case through endless appeals, as you point out, is a tad higher. She’s not hurting for money from gay-hating supporters.

      • shivaskeeper

        I get it. She and her lawyers were whining in interviews about how unfair it all is.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Not to mention, I can’t even imagine a florist who would do flowers for an entire wedding for less than $1,000. So all she had to do was arrange the flowers, collect the money, not get sued, and she’s be making a profit. Win/win as the Fortune 100s say. Also, she could have subcontracted the delivery so she didn’t even have to cast her eyes upon the vile wedding couple who were no doubt about to strangle her with their gay agenda. Mebbe she IS an artist, because she ain’t no business magnate.

  • Iron Monkey

    There is no pit in hell that is too deep, too dark or too hot for anyone who would compare anti-gay business people to Jews in Hitler’s Germany. There is no fate that is too terrible for them to suffer. Bryan Fischer is a sub-human slime ball as is anyone who agrees with him.

  • Let me get this straight. Anti-gay florists are going to be forced into train cars, taken to extermination camps, gassed to death, then thrown into mass graves?

    What the literal fuck?

    • theCryptofishist

      Hey, at least the funeral flower arrangements will be the best.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      No, no, first they will be forced to make the flower arrangements, then they will be machine gunned onto them.

  • MAZS

    I’m betting Fischer got just a bit hard when describing Kristallnacht. The Rapture and all.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      No, just the Kristallnacht. He loves all that brutality.

      • CriticalDragon1177

        Wouldn’t be surprised. He’s a sick, hateful person.

    • magyar of infinite power

      Among all the gross porn one would find on his computer, Nazi porn would would figure prominently.

      • one_who_wanders

        I am afraid that is likely to be the least upsetting variety that he collects.

        • magyar of infinite power

          Nazi, scat, tentacle, snuff porn.

  • Eurofuhrer
    • CriticalDragon1177

      Don’t encourage the internet Nazis.

    • Begin Anew Day

      I prefer Nazi stuff buried under the tallest peaks in the Rocky Mountains.

      • CriticalDragon1177

        I prefer it buried deep inside a black hole.

      • magyar of infinite power

        The WIPP site is open again. It’s not technically in the Rockies, but it’s close

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        If they would just stay on the dark side of the moon where they belong…

  • Jenny

    So you guys I gave my brother his eviction notice. He has until March 10th, then he has to GTFO. He is supposed to be attending classes at a local shelter to help him get housing, which he has not been doing. His excuse is that he can’t do the paperwork because it is online and he has no internet!

    This is not true. I have internet, it is just on a fancy router that lets me block things for my kids, (porn, adware, hate group sites, etc) and puts time limits on when the internet can be used. The internet shuts down at 11 pm and stays off until 7:30 am. No, I am not going to let his ass have permissions to stay up all night because he won’t get his ass up to do what he is supposed to. He sits in his room playing on my son’s xbox all damn day. He can get off his ass and do what he is supposed to, he has all day.

    When I told him that maybe he should go to the public library if he doesn’t like the free internet at my house, he said he can’t find the library because his phone doesn’t have data (he has the same plan I have, he has unlimited fucking data.)

    Excuses. all. day. long.

    I AM SO READY FOR HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! READY! READY!! READY!!

    • HarpyLibtart

      That sucks, I know how it is to deal with the family dysfunction fallout – he’s not bothering to look for another place because he’s assuming you’re bluffing and won’t actually turn him out on the streets because you’re family.
      Unfortunately when you’re dealing with someone who has learned aggressive helplessness as a coping technique, the kindest thing you can do sometimes is to be heartless – you could try calling him on his excuses and offering to help him fill out the paperwork, but he’ll find some reason for not letting you do that…because he doesn’t really want to leave.
      You’re probably going to have to treat him like any other landlord would treat a tenant who doesn’t pay rent and just evict him.
      You will feel awful and he will lean on that guilt-trip to keep you from following through, because as long as he can rely on your good nature he doesn’t have to deal with his problems.

      • Jenny

        I am going to get it from him and my mother. My mother two fold because I won’t let her move into my house in his place. So I am extra terrible because bad daughter and bad sister.

        • Bitter Scribe

          Being a good daughter and sister does not mean supporting your mother and brother. As HL said above, don’t let them guilt-trip you.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Sorry this is happening to you. And if I may give you a word of warning, get him out before he brings around a babby he’s fathered and expects you to give it a home, too. Because you will look at the helpless, adorable thing and say to yourself, “Aw it’s not this sweetheart’s fault that the parents are flaming assholes and you’ll have a whole new problem on your hands. If it sounds like I’ve seen this up close and personal, go ahead and think that … and make it two babbies and no jobs.

    • TheBoatDude

      So sorry…so, very sorry.

      Family can be a pain, sometimes…

    • Mike Steele

      Your kids will benefit by learning the difference between love/dependence, helping/enabling. Just have somebody else – on YOUR side – around that day, in case things get weird.

  • FlownOver

    Ve half ways of makink you practice Ikebana!

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Doktor Zoom,

    The Nazi regime was also horrendously homophobic in addition to being horrendously racist and antisemitic.

    PERSECUTION OF HOMOSEXUALS IN THE THIRD REICH
    https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005261

  • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

    “Arbeit macht Blume” was inscribed over the gates to the Nazi forced flower-arranging school, as everyone knows. Some of the florists were forced to ride in special “refrigerated” trucks. We all look back on Chamberlain’s naive appeasement in giving the marigold seeds to the Nazis, and the French turning a blind eye when they re-planted the Rhineland. And wasn’t Kristallnacht also where the Nazis strode through the streets telling the florists they had to also sell to Jews or be fined. Until that moment no one really had correctly gauged their florality.

  • I’m a little fuzzy on how tolerance and compassion lead to tyranny and slavery. Oh, that’s right, I’ve got a brain and a heart.

  • Begin Anew Day

    I confess to guilty pleasure over several things:

    1. Julie Andrews profile shots in The Sound of Music.

    2. Chocolate. (Sadly now forbidden to me by diabetes. :>(((( )

    3. Watching videos of that neo-fascist getting punched in the face.

    What? Can’t an old man have a few guilty pleasures? What is this? Nazi Germany?

  • Bitter Scribe

    Wait wait wait…

    She got $150,000 from GoFundMe to pay a $1,000 court fine???

    Oh that’s it. I want in on this scam.

    I’m going to bust open my 401(k) to open a floral shop. A couple of gay Wonketeers will need to pose as an engaged couple. I refuse to sell you flowers, you sue me, I raise a GoFundMe fortune, and we split it three ways. Volunteers?

    • Leliel

      Live near West Virginia?

      *slips back into BubbaBot 2000 Disguise Armor*

  • empf

    I wish we lived in a world where gay people could get flowers from a florist who wanted to, you know, sell flowers. I feel sorry for any gay folks who live in a little one florist town.

  • Mary George

    I would imagine that if you are queer you have a hard time putting one foot in front of the other and going to another florist or bakery.Maybe it is actually this scenario.I imagine that if you are queer, the Harvard and Columbia Law professors have given you a list of pro bono pathetic lawyers who will help you find florists and bakers to target eh?

    • unclejeems

      Pathetic is someone who trolls Wonkette at one A.M. to avoid getting chased away by all those muslims and gay people you’re blathering on about.

      • RugzYaBurnt

        Right? This is what I get for being a night owl. Only the worst trolls skulking about in the wee hours. Weak! Sad!

        • Mike Steele

          And, judging by its unfamiliarity with US law and the “eh”, probably the rare, endangered Canadian nitwit.

          • RugzYaBurnt

            Superior public schools and a robust social safety net have driven these delicate creatures almost to the brink of extinction!

          • Mike Steele

            Works every time! We used to have something resembling that here but, then again, I’m old.

    • You really do not understand civil rights protections against class discrimination. ANY and ALL public accommodations must serve all consumers equally, no one should have to find a another business that will serve them based on one owner’s personal prejudices. No matter what myths their beliefs are based on.

  • Mary George

    How about this.I am a queer.I am with my queer partner.We are planning a queer wedding.If we go to a Muslim bakery and florist in Dearborn do I get to sue if the Muslim owners do not fulfill my request because they said that they don’t serve queers.I highly doubt this would happen.Liberals and queers are afraid of Muslims.

    • unclejeems

      Way past your bedtime.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Stupid troll thinks it’s being clever but is just a stupid troll.
      Bye Mary!

    • 1, Does Michigan have the same civil rights protections as Washington? I doubt it.
      2. Does the Muslim bakery regularly do wedding cakes? I understand many do not make custom event cakes.

      If the Dearborn bakery known for wedding cakes, owned by followers of Islam, is covered by a similar set of protections to those of Washington state then you should sue and the courts should rule in the same manner.

    • Christopher Story

      Personally, I openly wept when the only mosque in my community was torched by arsonists. I even donated what little I could to the reconstruction of the mosque. You see, those arsonists who torched that mosque are the ones who are afraid of Muslims.

    • HazooToo

      You’re supposed to put a space after every period. Also, you’re wrong, and an asshole. They’d have to sell to you if you were gay, but then again, for you to buy something from a scaaaaary Muslim, you’d actually have to speak to one instead of blindly screaming hate in their faces.

  • bookish
  • Sister the Resister

    Can NOT believe Fischer missed the opportunity to blame the GAY-stapo!

    • That’s the one what invades your home and rearranges the furniture in a more tasteful manner, right?

      • andyshelt

        The GAY-stapo.

        They have ways of making you t̶a̶l̶k̶ fabulous

    • andyshelt

      “First they came for the florists”
      Bryan Fischer

  • Sister the Resister

    I cannot express how disturbing it is to see Rainbow Dash next to that swastika, let alone raising her hoof. *shudder* NO! No, Rainbow Dash, no!

    *unless you’re a spy, which I could totally see, so if so, you go girl! *

    • Alex Grey

      Celestia wants you! For the Sun Guard!

  • Alex Grey
  • Kerlyssa

    flowers for alg- oh good lord

    • Mike Steele

      That one kick started my neurons this morning:)

  • Mike Steele

    lady MS here: Places to go, people to annoy. One parting thought: Joe Scabrous was on Colbert last night suggesting the perhaps his butt-buddy Donald oughn’t go the distance. Our take? As facts of Russian connection come to light and prominent players continue to meet untimely fates, we think Donald is signaling through Joe that he’d REALLY like to return to the private sector ASAP. Reason for removal would be irrelevant as, in TrumpWorld, nothing’s EVER his fault. Wonder how many diehards would show up for a Pence rally? How about a Pence protest? Keep those hands raised – I’m still counting…!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Hey, maybe they’ll give some of that GoFundie cash to the vandalized cemeteries, seeing as they’re all about preventing religious persecution.

    Yeah, didn’t think so…

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Ha ha ha! People whose cemeteries are vandalized or whose synagogues get bomb threats aren’t being religiously persecuted, you silly billy!

      No… everybody knows that religious persecution is when you’re told that you can’t make other people obey the rules of your religion.

      That other stuff is just high spirits and pranks by lone wolves acting out of economic uncertainty.

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    You mean Go Fund Me bigotry bucks are still a viable scam? If only I were amoral…

  • Ray in VT

    What in the everloving hell does this guy smoke or drink before coming out with “thoughts” like those?

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