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It starts with glitter...but escalates to streamers and balloons
It starts with glitter…but escalates to streamers and balloons

Super tough guy, Trump surrogate, and occasional jail death ignorer David Clarke, the Sheriff of Milwaukee County, was terrified and very triggered by the Women’s March in Washington Saturday, where he saw what’s ahead for America: mere anarchy loosed upon the world!

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Yep, that sure was some total collapse of the social order. Come see the violence and anarchy! The sheer madness!

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But maybe this is one of those things where perspective is everything, and the adorable child with the self-made sign is not representative of the complete madness in the streets, not to mention all the rioting Saturday!

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Egad! Taunting with malice aforethought! That’s some riot! Say, how many arrests were there in all this rioting Saturday?

the Women’s March on Washington didn’t yield a single arrest, according to D.C. Homeland Security Director Christopher Geldart.

Duh, because as Sheriff Clarke makes quite clear, there wasn’t a cop in sight to arrest the malefactors for the offense of saying bad things. Lucky thing he was out of his own jurisdiction, because on his home turf, Sheriff Clarke is free to be much more of a badass when it comes to particular individuals suspected of taunting and head-shaking. On January 15, Clarke was the victim of a brutal assault in the form of a man shaking his head at him as the two boarded an airplane in Dallas, bound for Milwaukee. The assailant, one Dan Black, admits to the offense in his complaint to the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office:

As I passed him, I asked if he was Sheriff Clarke, and he responded in the affirmative. I shook my head as I was moving on to my seat near the back of the plane. From behind, he asked if I had a problem. I shook my head “no” again and continued to my seat. […]

I intentionally did not say anything more to him because I did not want to make a scene or get in trouble as a Milwaukee man did in September when confronting Clarke on an airplane. I just moved on and took my seat.

Such riotous and clearly dangerous head-shaking was not to be tolerated, of course, so when the plane landed in Milwaukee, Black said, he was met by “six uniformed deputies and two bomb/drug dogs”; he says Clarke gestured to the deputies, who then questioned him for about 15 minutes and escorted him out of the airport like the obvious threat to public safety he was.

Ah, but there are two sides to every head-shake, so Clarke took to the Sheriff’s Office Faceplace to warn all would-be rudeness perpetrators that next time, they may face whatever means Sheriff Clarke feels necessary to protect himself:

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It is a well-known fact that most incidents of rude head-shaking are a prelude to an assault, and this Dan Black is damned lucky to have escaped with only a public shaming and not a beatdown.

Sheriff Clarke was not the only victim of a vicious taunting assault at the DC march. Clarke retweeted this irrefutable proof that the Women’s march was led by ISIS, as posted by a member of “Bikers 4 Liberty” (a different group from “Bikers For Trump,” keep in mind):

You might note the lack of any women in that video, several comments said this did not happen in DC Saturday, but what is truth, anyway? It certainly wasn’t at the event on the Mall, but there’s definitely a mask and a burning flag, so ISIS led the women’s march riot, QED. Besides, there was other violence, too!

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When will this madness end, America? Can the tattered remnants of the social order ever be brought back together? Only if we start busting heads, that’s for damn sure. Thank god there’s finally a strongman in the White House to protect us from these taunting, head-shaking glitter terrorists.

[Mediaite / David Clarke on Twitter / NBC Washington]

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  • JoeChristmas

    Why weren’t you in Milwaukee doing your job? Just another lazy government taker.

  • BosGrl
  • MynameisBlarney

    WTF? “Total collapse of the social order”?

    You dumbass motherfucker, if that had actually occurred, your usefulness to those that are using your stupid ass right now would have come to a sudden and irreversible halt.

    Fucking idiot.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    You laugh, but 2,345 innocent white children were killed by glitter bombs in 2016.

    Alternate Facts.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Yes. A neighbor’s child was one of those killed by a glitter bomb.

      But he got better.

      • Longstreet63

        Probably the M411-a. Those things were always wonky. The newest models are wire-guided and carry twice the fabulous payload. Of course, since they were developed cost-plus by a defense contractor, they run $17 million each and still don’t actually go off yet.

        • Dudleydidwrong

          The Design department did a fabulous job–the glitter colors are simply divine. So sparkly!
          Engineering fucked up.

          • Longstreet63

            Oh, well, it ought to be deployable by FY2023.

  • Me not sure

    Isn’t making terrorist threats like head nodding a crime yet? I suspect it soon might be.

    • o’look Skwerl!

      Nodding with intent.

      • WIDTAP

        Nodding with intent while Blah – special circumstances requiring immediate execution of sentence.

        • MynameisBlarney

          *Furtively nodding*

          • laughingnome

            Frowning while knitting his brow.

        • Bad Tom

          Except it is the perp’s name that is Blah. The perp himself is white. The Sheriff is Blah.

          No one appears to have commented on this irony before.
          Now they have.
          Fly, little meme, fly!

      • Me not sure

        ….to stank-eye.

    • Longstreet63

      Preempting assaults on themselves seems to be a legal concept that only applies to badge holders. Funny how that works, doesn’t it?

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Taunting? Well, okay Sheriff. We’ll assess a 15-yard penalty on the kickoff, then.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “If you do not go away, I shall taunt you a second time-ah.”

      BosGrl beat me to it, which means SHE GOES!

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    How dare people utilize their first amendment rights to taunt a part-time elected official, full-time asshole, in public! I’m absolutely certain no such taunting of anyone (certainly not of anyone named Obama or Clinton) occurred during the GOP convention when Clarke spoke.

    • WIDTAP

      …and such nonexistent taunting never occurred from a member of Congress during a State of the Union speech.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Up voted for avatar. Pity Trump’s brains didn’t STAY in the body of a dead cat….

        • Historicat

          Pity Trump’s brains didn’t STAY in the body of a dead cat.

          Are we sure they didn’t?

      • Bad Tom

        Which none of us saw with our own eyes on live TV.

  • WiscoJoe

    Meh, needs more pitchforks and torches.

    Clarke is dangerously close to crossing the crazy line where Fox News will stop being all “See, even this upstanding black urban ‘Democrat’ supports all things conservative!” to being all “See, this crazy black urban ‘Democrat’ totally discredits all things liberal.”

  • goonemeritus

    I can’t speak for the DC march but in Seneca Falls some of the crowed did use some intemperate language.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Nazi fucks go home to the Sudetenland”

      • goonemeritus

        Well no we aren’t Ithaca after all.

    • NastyBossetti

      How uncivilized!

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Snowflake with a badge.

  • C4TWOMAN

    Glitter terrorists are the worst. It takes forever to get that stuff out.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    Purple man stomping on Old Glory as it is being disposed of properly. I am ashamed of this country.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Why is it that every fuckin’ Donald supporter is a damn crybaby?

    • o’look Skwerl!

      Because they are the ones that think of nothing but what they “deserve” without any effort.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Sore winners, man…

    • therblig

      apparently, they’re upset that we claimed “snowflake” first.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      They want to be like their leader.

  • BosGrl

    Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the pussies! Come see the violence inherent in the pussies!

    • C4TWOMAN

      “Help! I’m being repressed! Even though my side won!”

    • marxalot

      I think I’ve seen that one. Kendra James femmedomme joint, right? (The AVNs were also here over the weekend…)

      • BosGrl

        Thought I was being original with my Monty Python :)

      • laughingnome

        Did the women march?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      BosGrl, you are magnificent. I want to have your babies.

      • BosGrl

        Big, wet kiss!

  • Fartknocker

    I’ll bet the Sheriff ejaculates when he gets to discharge a Taser into a new cadet as part of the Training Academy. I’ve worked with dicks like this before. I call them DWEs: Dicks With Ears.

    Excuse me as I go home and make another batch of Fartknocker’s Butt Hurt Balm, now with coco butter.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Bye the way. We had somewhere close to 1/2 million people in the streets here in LA. NOT A SINGLE ARREST, NO VIOLENCE. I understand the same held in all locations across the country.

  • Groundloop

    Dammit Dok! “Glittorists” was right there!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Gliterrerists”?

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      Glittoratti.

  • WiscoJoe

    Sheriff David Clarke should spend more time on fixing and helping his county, which is in horrible shape and falling apart (not to mention crime infested) rather than falsely complaining about a protest. All talk, talk, talk – no action or results. Sad!

    • WotsAllThisThen

      How dare you. Do you know how many skulls he cracked in the civil rights movement?

      • sw19bender

        AOT,K?

    • Jennifer R

      Clarke’s jurisdiction is a stretch of road. He is under no reasonable understanding an actual Sheriff.

      • WiscoJoe

        Hey, all those parking lots in Wauwatosa aren’t going to police themselves!

        • Jennifer R

          David here needs to police the inside of a thorazine bottle.

          • WiscoJoe

            I can sympathize. It’s got to be crazy-making to go from being a front-runner for Director of Homeland Security to getting taunted by young women in pink hats.

    • Shalimar

      Every area of his county is incorporated, which means his jurisdiction consists entirely of the interstates. And the county jail, where he periodically dehydrates someone to death.

      • WiscoJoe

        OMG I had no idea his jurisdiction was so limited. His media reputation certainly seems a little disproportionate to say the least. I guess Fox News will treat defending pavement as the most heroic thing ever, as long as you also regularly smear BLM.

        TBF, the interstates around Milwaukee are in horrible shape and falling apart as is the county jail he presides over. Come to think of it, his county jail is also crime infested, at least in terms of violations to the 8th amendment.

        • Shalimar

          Well, his media reputation does come mainly from having the free time to appear on Fox News anytime they ask. :P

          • WiscoJoe

            So he’s running the same grift as Ron Johnson. Get elected to office, don’t actually do anything, use your free time to advance your second career as a cable news pundit. Nice work if you can get it.

  • Crystalclear12

    We lost the presidency to these people!?

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Only thanks to vagaries of the electoral college.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And the helpful assistance of James Comey and Vlad Putin.

        • Jennifer R

          And a return appearance of Jim Crow thanks to his sponsor and patron John Roberts.

          • Longstreet63

            Hey, man. That law worked, so, ergo, it is no longer needed and/or is in the way.
            And if Crow comes back, don’t worry, as Tom and Gypsy will keep him in check.

          • Groundloop

            I really appreciate a completely left field MST3K reference so:

            https://media.giphy.com/media/yCAoGdVUCW5LW/giphy.gif

          • Longstreet63

            You’re welcome.
            At this point I wonder if trump is properly board-certified to take over the world…

          • Historicat

            Balls and Strikes!

          • Jennifer R

            Something about the combination of John Roberts, Balls, and Strikes sounds good.

  • mackafritz

    Boy these tough guys are a sorry bunch of crybabies.

  • Sounds like Sheriff Clarke is a-okay with NaziFuckwit being punched “preemptively”.

  • marxalot

    Pleased to report, on the subject of glittorism, that the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence were among us in LV on Saturday.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Sisters are doin’ it for themselves!

  • Perhaps the greatest “crime” one can commit against a fascist is mockery or not taking him seriously.

    They cannot stand it. They require that everyone views them as big, important, virile manly men. Pointing out how ridiculous or inconsequential or impotent they really are threatens their core being.

    So what I’m saying is to keep doing it at every opportunity.

    • WIDTAP

      Lack of face is the worst of crimes to such.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I so need to get a Russian MAGA hat…

    • arensb

      If only there were some site that was good at political mockery. Ideally, one with a logo showing a woman with a whip.

    • Ian

      So like, we need to create the twitter handle @IMPOTUS.

      • calliecallie

        Or #impotus, to be used for every fail.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    I knew the San Francisco march was a total breakdown of society when we couldn’t get a seat at the wine bar and had to settle for takeout kabobs. This didn’t happen under Obama!!!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      OK, no seat at the wine bar is one thing, but settling for takeout kabobs? How uncivilized!

      • sw19bender

        It’s okay, they were vegan hipster kabobs on Valencia.

    • NastyBossetti

      We had to try like 5 different bars before we found one that had seats for 4 of us! It was just like the world had ended.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    If that can’t take this, how will they ever survive the drone equipped glitter bombs to come?

  • Michael Smith

    Why isn’t David Clarke in high school where he belongs?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Expelled.

  • Teecha

    Fuck’s sake. Whiny wanker.

  • Mavenmaven

    His biker gang is called “Hell’s Snowflakes”.

  • Jennifer R

    Hahaha Clarke is gonna have to get a real job really fucking soon.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Wingnut welfare (Heritage Foundation, American Family Association, CBN, Trump Foundation) will take care of him, not to worry.

      • Jennifer R

        They already have the token with Carson.

        • sw19bender

          They’ve got Doc and now Grumpy, only five more emotional dwarfs to find!

  • Longstreet63

    That poor Biker! His Old lady may suspect him of having been in a strip club! That glitter just doesn’t come off…
    …I’m told…

  • Tallmutha

    “The Sheriff said he does not need to wait for some goof to assault him. He reserves the reasonable right to pre-empt a possible assault.”

    Funny, in a certain way that was what the protesters were doing.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Sheriff is unfit to be a sheriff, or wield a firearm.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree on the meaning of ‘riot’.

  • sw19bender

    “AIIIEEEEEEE!!!! NOT THE GLITTER!!!!!!! MAKE THEM STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!”

    – Authoritarian Snowflake/Sheriff.

  • Nounverb911

    I repeat Chris Hayes tweet. (Even though it was for a different moron).
    https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/823619473601077248

  • JD Mulvey

    Finally, there is someone who is too insane for a job in Trump White House.

  • Nounverb911

    I was wondering what ever happened to the ‘Dave Clark Five’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Ib501CEjU

    • WotsAllThisThen

      You mean that isn’t the nickname for his right fist?

  • Dudleydidwrong

    First they came for the scowlers, but since I am not a scowler, I didn’t speak up.
    Then they came for the finger-shakers, but since I didn’t shake a finger, I didn’t care.
    Then they came for the head-shakers, and since I didn’t shake my head, I ignored it.
    And when they came for me, a fist-raiser, there was no one left to scowl, point a finger, or shake their head.
    We are doomed.

  • Anna Rompage

    The only chance that a head shaking might result in an assault is if you happen to get in the way of Trump’s triple chin after him being asked if he’d like to make a nominal contribution to a good cause, such as the 9/11 victims fund…

  • goonemeritus

    When I was young scooter trash we had a totally different understanding of what assault was. This new generation of bikers seem to be a little fragile.

  • therblig
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Woody’s guitar was a righteous guitar.

    • puredog

      Unforch, throwing glitter on someone is technically an assault.

      • sw19bender

        What about pepper?

        • Villago Delenda Est

          “…it was assaulted…peanut..”

  • wide_stance_hubby

    No arrests is exactly what he sees as collapse of social order.

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    ‘… one day after our side peacefully gathered’
    I thought Bamz took the divisiveness card out of DC on a helicopter on Friday, Sarge.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Luckily these poor weaklings have never had to walk down the street in the summertime and get verbally assaulted with comments about how nice their titties and ass look by total strangers driving by in cars, I don’t know that America would have enough smelling salts on hand to wake them up from their pearl-clutching comas.

    • JD Mulvey

      Even if I were to think so, I’m not sure I’d ever tell Sheriff Clarke that he had a hot ass.

    • arglebargle

      No one ever compliments my moobs. Sad face.

      • Vincent Ricola

        Wear a tank top and they will come.

      • sw19bender

        Silent awe, surely.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Trump will supply them with welfare fainting couches.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    It was a riot! A pussy riot!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Call in Vlad and the Pussy Riot suppression squad!

  • TJ Barke

    These unhinged paranoid fascists sure do face a lot of adversity…

    • Jennifer R

      I love his constant use of Fighting Words in his tweets.

    • sw19bender

      I have a theory that there’s been a conspiracy against them…..

  • Sardonicuss

    “She screamed in my face and threw glitter at me”!

    The horror….the horror..

    • Longstreet63

      The Biker must have been horribly frightened, the poor mite…

  • Beanz&Berryz

    The breakdown….

    Here in Portland an ambulance came along to cross the March, lights and siren on… the March stopped, all of its own accord, no cops at that intersection. The ambulance passed across with hardly a slow-down, with the full width of the intersection open and clear. Afterwards, the street filled back in curb-to-curb…

    • DainBramage

      Sounds like the crowd was descending to cannibalism. Horrors!

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Resourceful Northwesterners had can openers handy so they could get to the meat inside the noisy box…

    • Toronto also too. But with a fire truck

  • beingreleased

    “Total collapse of the social order.”

    The lying media won’t tell you this, but this is what Washington, DC, looks like now:
    http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/simeonstrassa-in-the-american-sector-is-a-scene-of-desolation-the-picture-id515176626

  • arglebargle

    So the world is run by a cabal of womenistas whose secret code name is The Glitterati?
    I can live with that.

    • therblig

      when the meetings are in session, they turn the “G” and “e” cards around to reveal a “C” and an “o”

      perhaps I’ve said too much

      • efoveks

        :0 !!

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        I wondered what that meant. #TheMoreYouKnow

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Jooos will see these womenista usurpers in court.

  • schmannity

    The next time he or anyone else tries this stunt on a plane he may get knocked out.

    When will Fox denounce this Black Thug behavior?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The first time he says something insulting about Trump.

    • exinkwretch

      Proper respect needs to be shown to your daddy’s brother Thomas.

    • efoveks

      Is that not a terroristic threat on the part of the sheriff? Asking for a friend. I’m too pretty to get hit.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    “The Sheriff said he does not need to wait for some goof to assault him. He reserves the reasonable right to pre-empt a possible assault.”

    It’s like Minority Report but with assholes.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57857a49f983564919deb882741ce0553ce2dd69fbf041c5cbe82c68dbdd0c29.jpg

    • therblig

      i assume his name would be “Clouseau”

  • BearGHAZI

    What’s the recommended cure for wingnut butthurt? A Wowwipop, or a show on FOX News?

  • WiscoJoe

    OMG, I just checked the official Sheriff’s website on the Milwaukee County government website. All of his deranged Facebook posts show right up at the top of the website, which means this ‘meme’ is now prominently displayed on a taxpayer funded website. Whoa, I bet the suburbs of Milwaukee feel extra safe!!! Flawless victory!!!

    https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16142185_10154663044105189_7982979664965190436_n.jpg?oh=a3ad2c5d08e60b568be1cfe04122add8&oe=590772A1

    • marxalot

      But does the sheriff have his own Secret Police? If he doesn’t that’s totally anti-police oppression.

  • Poly_Ester

    2017 is becoming a continuous Monty Python/SNL skit.

    • OrG

      The absurdity is there,lacking the humor.

  • sw19bender

    A wingnut had a woman scream in his face and then throw glitter at him?

    Wow. Sex workers do have some interesting clients.

    • Jennifer R

      As always I have stories!

      • TJ Barke

        By all means, go on.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    1. several women taunted me – that’s America mr. constitutional sheriff.
    2. I dared those creeps to do something – some might consider you the instigator. Maybe a lawyer could tell us if that was aggressive enough to warrant a person to pre-empt an assault, like Clarke wanted to do with a man who shook his head at him. (Provocation!)
    3. They knew better and kept it verbal assaults – yes they did, and still 1st amendment buddy.
    4. Of course that’s even assuming this incident actually took place and took place the way he said it did.

    This man is dangerous! (Not just b/c he’s in charge of policing, or jails, but just in general.

    • Scrofula

      Although imagine the glory if the Sheriff started shit on a plane and had federal marshalls arrest him. Out of uniform, he’s another black man yelling on a plane–probably some Taser involved.

  • Nounverb911

    OT
    Mark your calendars, President Donald J Drumpf is going to host SNL on February 11th!

    https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/823627620420120580

    • Apple Scruff

      NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!

    • MynameisBlarney

      I hope it gets the lowest ratings ever.

      • Jamoche

        It’s Baldwin-as-Trump, not Trump.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I guess I should actually, ya know….click the links before I make ass umptions.

        *sighs*

        I thought the actual trump was hosting.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          Not your fault, when the tweet says @realDonaldTrump, it’s a safe inference. I did the same till I clicked “see more”.

  • OrG

    What a bunch of pussies.And not the good kind.

  • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

    *sigh* When will someone create a white privilege meme so I can just post that instead of having to repeat it.

  • Sardonicuss

    For such a massive collections of dicks – Republicans can sure be pussies.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They are not pussies. Pussies are tough and take poundings. These guys are wussies.

      • Sardonicuss

        I know..I know. But you have to tailor the insult to the target…and these guys would take one harder than the other (pun intended) ….and they would see calling them dicks as a downright compliment.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Yeah, but small fingered vulgarian dicks. The average clit is more visible.

  • “To preempt a possible assault.”

    There’s a word for that.

    Assault.

  • Glitter causes cancer. That guy on the radio that sounds like a frog with throat polyps said so.

    • Sardonicuss

      Hey, if Alex likes to dress up in a nice teddy and throw on some makeup and glitter in private…let us not judge.

      • Vienna Woods

        God damn you to hell. How the fuck do I get rid of that image?

        • Sardonicuss

          Every time you hear that phoney faux macho gravelly affectation….just think of him choking on a glitter bomb! With lots of pink rouge and something out of the Victoria’s Secret catalog!
          Bwahhhhhhhahhhh!

      • OrG

        J. Edgar Libelz!

  • anon_the_great

    How dare that Negro tell a white man anything, let alone threaten him with arrest. Doesn’t that uppity fucker know who’s POTUS?

    /sarcasm

  • Sandy Beaches

    And WE’RE the snowflakes????

    • anon_the_great

      New hate crime. Throwing shade in the 1st degree

      • Sandy Beaches

        I’m truly sorry that the Sheriff got his widdle feelers all hurted like that.

    • Anna Rompage

      But of course, fighting for equitable rights for a plethora of minority groups all at the expense of the privilege of a few has to be one of he most selfish, politically incorrect, pinko commie action that anyone can commit!

      • anon_the_great

        The paste eater are cowards. Always have been.

  • Apple Scruff

    I really want to see Sheriff Clarke in the flesh just so I can do this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7qLRE8J26E

  • exinkwretch

    I must say “bravo” to Sheriff Clark. With old Joe A. shuffled off into (forced) retirement in Phoenix, someone had to assume the mantle of “Craziest Lawman in America,” and Mr. Clarke is wearing it well!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      maybe Sheriff Clarke will get fired and they can both go on a wacky road adventure…unless they’re both in jail.

    • georgiaburning

      It’s not a bad gig when you consider how long Arpaio was able to milk it

  • HZ81

    Gee, for all his tough talk, Clarke sics other officers to harass anyone who dares to recognize him in a public place AND let’s people insult him because no other cops were around.

    Where I grew up, Milwaukee, that makes you a giant wuss-bag. Where’s this guy Sheriff again?

    • Clyde Barrow

      He reminds me off those guys and gals that all-of-a-sudden get tough and want to fight when their friends are holding them back. They know their friends aren’t going to let them get stomped, so they are emboldened to get mouthy.

      • HZ81

        Ha, yes. I imagine Clarke in grammar school as one of the kids who was totally going to kick your ass but “It’s picture day and my mom said I can’t get dirty! You’re so lucky!”

  • wide_stance_hubby

    I read on the internet that some of these women were even ovulating–and WORSE! He’s probably glad he did not know just how volatile the situation was, so thank goodness his psychosis got out alive.

    • NastyBossetti

      I guarantee many of them were bleeding from there wherevers!

      • wide_stance_hubby

        So, technically, there was bloodshed!

        • yyyaz

          Hmmm, helps ‘splain KACa’s redcoat outfit: hides the battle stains.

  • idiotboy

    Glitter is an honor. Honer.

    • idiotboy

      We are snowed in, and I got nothing better to do. Spouse is ready to kill me.
      BTW Ca drought discontinued till the next one. Fuck we have some snow.
      Gonna be a lot of repairs and rebuilds summer and spring. This is the third or fourth biggest winter i have seen since 1980. It is January 23 and we have a ways to go.

      • yyyaz

        Snow on the ground here in NAZ is 4′ high, drifts at 7′, and rising.

      • Longstreet63

        And in Indiana, it’s 30-40 degrees above the usual winter temperature. No doubt Trump will be taking credit for it.

        • idiotboy

          Proof. Global warming is a hoax. In Ca. The planet of Indiana is an anomaly. Close your eyes, stick fingers in ears, enjoy a mild winter. Or come out here and shovel for $30/hr.

  • Clyde Barrow

    “Bikers for Trump” = Yuppie lawyer types who grow facial hair, wear leather chaps, and putt around town on a brand new Harley.

    All the bikers I know = Would never march for a politician, ever. Wear denim jeans and jackets that are nearly as old as I am. Have old rat style bikes made from multiple bikes (frankenbikes), and some belong to outlaw motorcycle clubs and are on parole/probation, so they can’t leave the state. Oh, and the bikers I know would never announce their butthurt on the internet.

    • Scrofula

      The yuppies(strikethrough) midlife crisis corporate suburbanites ride BMWs.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Heck, some of the hardcore bikers I know wouldn’t be caught dead on a Harley, as they’re a corporate entity that sells overpriced shit.

        • TJ Barke

          Plus they killed Buell!

        • Scrofula

          Yeah, but what’s their position on douches wearing “Sons of ANarchy” jackets when they get out their KIAs at the gas station?

          • Clyde Barrow

            I imagine their position is contempt for those types. The guys I know are hardcore, rain or shine, and most have a sincere dislike for law enforcement and other authoritarian entities…including regular civilians like myself.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      And seeing as how a lot are veterans I doubt they’ll be all happy when the VA is privatized.

      • Scrofula

        Probably their only support.

    • Marceline

      Newsweek did a nice little profile on Bikers for Trump.

      http://www.newsweek.com/bikers-trump-donald-trump-inauguration-2017-unions-545153

      “Egbert currently has no health insurance, and he’s hoping he doesn’t get sick in the year before he turns 65 and Medicare kicks in. “In my opinion, Obamacare was made to help immigrants and refugees,” he says. “If something happens to me, I’m going to write a letter to Trump. I’m not saying he’s going to save me, but…”

      These are the geniuses we’re supposed to be crying salty tears for.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Real tough biker there….roughing it out for another year so he can have some of that delicious socialism that is Medicare!

    • Sardonicuss

      ….but “Bikers (dentists having midlife crisis) for Trump” doesn’t sound nearly as bad ass, and takes a real big patch.

      • ahughes798

        Hell’s Accountants doesn’t scare you?

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Actually, it kind of does.

    • ahughes798

      I fucking hate motorcycle gangs. We have an Outlaws clubhouse somewhere near here, and I wish someone would torch it, with votes. They are despicable people, to a one.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Thieves, liars, drug dealers, extortionists, robbers, murderers…that’s the qualifications for a 1% biker “club”.

        • ahughes798

          Don’t forget sex slavery.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Can you get away with any violent and illegal shit if you just take the precaution of “reserving your right” to do it beforehand? One weird trick.

    • Scrofula

      THat is the law in Florida.

    • Sandy Beaches

      Only if you yell, “Reverse Parlay” first.

    • I believe “I’m in fear for my life” is also supposed to work.

  • WiscoJoe

    Also, just in case it wasn’t obvious for anyone watching Sheriff Clarke from home…
    I live in Wisconsin. I’ve lived in Wisconsin my entire life. No one here wears cowboy hats, not even in the rural areas or northwoods, let alone in the suburban sprawl of Milwaukee County. He couldn’t be more of a poser if he was wearing a fedora.

    • sw19bender

      As you know the area…How the fuck did this prize numpty get elected?

      • WiscoJoe

        He was initially appointed to the position.

        He runs as a Democrat, so low info Dem voters support him based solely on party affiliation. Meanwhile, he aligns himself with Republicans and is heavily promoted on right-wing talk radio that is pervasive in Milwaukee County, so they all vote for him. County Sheriff elections are held in mid-terms, when liberal turnout is always low to begin with. Republicans have now just stopped running candidates in the Sheriff’s primary altogether so they can focus all their support on getting Clarke the nomination, by very small margins. Then he dominates in the general.

        Plus, Wisconsin loves politicians that rise to national prominence even if they’re terrible. Scott Walker, Paul Ryan, David Clarke… a lot of people see them on national news and think “Wow, someone from Wisconsin is famous! They must be great!”

        • sw19bender

          Ohh boy. Thanks.

    • ladyblug

      I live 40ish miles from Milwaukee and he’s a dangerous pos- ser.

      • WiscoJoe

        He puts the POS in Posse Comitatus

    • Clyde Barrow

      The sheriff didn’t think he’d be taken seriously in the official State of Wisconsin hat… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/df7b00712e7b95391e22b041b92466994655c1f2b2ed2fcf7e8b7003e02533ec.jpg

      • WiscoJoe
        • ahughes798

          If that cheese came from Mars Cheese Castle….it’s good cheese!

          • calliecallie

            We go to the Mars Cheese Castle to stock up on Nueske bacon. Srsly.

          • ahughes798

            I go there to stock up on their 3 year old cheddar. It’s delicious! Every time I go to Wisconsin, I get flipped off by somebody, though. Even though I’ve done nothing wrong. I guess they see the license plate and assume I’m an asshole who owns a summer home there, or something.

          • ahughes798

            I didn’t know they had that! I’m going to make a trip there, soon!

        • BigBoppa ~ Résistant
      • alpacapunchbowl

        LIIIIBEEEELLLZZZ! Old Swill is not made in Milwaukee and not even broke-ass college kids, spare change seekers or high schoolers who have to take what they can get drink that crap.
        There are plenty of shite beers that are for truly linked to MKE if you want to take the piss.
        RANT OVER.

    • RoFaWh

      “poseur”

  • Michael R

    Earlier this month, ( Sean ) Spicer spoke with former President Obama senior advisor David Axelrod about communications strategy, and Spicer said “the one thing, whether you’re Republican or Democrat or independent, is that you have your integrity.”

    “I have never lied,” Spicer said, adding, “If you lose the respect and trust of the press corps you’ve got nothing.”

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      bah, that was earlier this month!

    • Longstreet63

      Yet. “Never Lied Yet.”
      I mean, he hadn’t even started the job yet.

  • Apple Scruff

    And also Mr. Bikers 4 Liberty guy, YOU DON’T HASHTAG ‘RETWEET’ WHEN YOU WANT A RETWEET!

  • JMP

    I believe this was the protester who gave the tough guy such a vicious violent taunting:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

  • AnnieGetYerFun
  • Iam Reading

    Clarke wants to persecute liberals like me and has many threatening comments on record. If I see him in front of me, I can exercise stand your ground law until he is no longer a threat?!?!?! After all, I am a white male, the ultimate protected class, and he is a scary black man with a gun.

    • Jennifer R

      Only in Florida.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I think there are quite a few other states with similar laws on the books.

        • Jennifer R

          Florida is trying to change the standard that the person being shot has to prove they were innocent.

    • Sardonicuss

      He will Nazi it coming…

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Don’t make him a martyr.

  • Edith Prickly

    NO, NOT THE GLITTER!! That shit sticks around for days.

    • marxalot

      Craft Herpes.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I am going to remember that forever.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistant

      I have 3 granddaughters. My house is permanently festooned with glitter.

  • BMW

    Total collapse of the social order! 40 years of darkness! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

    • MynameisBlarney

      I seen shit that’d turn you white!

    • And, oddly enough, it IS true that most of these men have no dicks.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      All right, all right! I get the point!

  • HOOOOOOOOOTTTT
    Big bad biker man afraid of glitter!!!
    bwahahahahahah
    Turns out the alpha males are…liberal women? Who knew!

    • Vincent Ricola

      I wonder if we’re supposed to call them twitter SJWs now?

      • Jennifer R

        I sort of want to tweet about his “shameful lack of boy parts” now.

        • marxalot

          Shameful lack of girl parts also too. Mannequin in ill fitting pants.

        • You should.
          And also let him know I have named him glitter boy and I have a nice sailor hat just for him :D

          • sw19bender

            *quietly sulks*

          • oh hush, you like the pith and you know it. Suits you, too ^.^

          • sw19bender

            You always take the pith out of me.

      • TJ Barke

        Just snowflakes is fine.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Social Justice Wussy

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      The glitterists won!

  • Daisy

    Sheriff Clarke: People being mean to you isn’t assault. Remember this the next time you mock liberals for “safe spaces.”

    • New liberal retirement plan
      Go to Milwalkie, tell Clarke he is two nuts short of a whole clark bar, get arrested, then sue the county under 1st amendment violations.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Clarke’s completely out of his mind, but he’s also pretty damn ed scary. People have died in MKE County Jail on his watch, and he has zero fucks to give.

  • Michael R
  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I could probably post a jpeg of an American flag pasted on top of a gif of my BBQ grilling a steak, and these tough bikers would piss their panties in fear of all the ISISing I’m doing.

    ETA: and then probably complain that I’m using the wrong kind of briquette.

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Lump or GTFO!!11!!!!!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Glitter bomb upset big ol’ tough biker! BooFuckinHoo’!

    Best glitter bomb. Young lady’s Dad kept opening her mail to check up on her. She mailed herself a glitter bomb and set up the nannay cam.

    http://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb-6455.gif

    • Jennifer R

      Really a bad idea, the guy who was running that glitter mail bomb site was shut down once the feds pointed out it was a federal crime.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Wait…what?

        • sw19bender

          Thanks Obama!

        • Jennifer R

          It’s against the law to mail boobytraps. And doing so across state lines is *seriously* bad.

          • sw19bender

            What’s the law concerning male booby traps?

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Not a law, but the menz should do occasional self-exams of the booby tissue also too.

          • RoFaWh

            Also the balls.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Yes! I make the mistake of forgetting that not everybody knows that.

          • Can we UPS them?

          • Antonin Dvorak

            DHL only!

          • Jennifer R

            These people all live in podunk nowhere, so the “last mile” is done by the USPS.

            Fun fact: 50% of all “private” deliveries by the major firms use USPS for last mile delivery because it isn’t worth the cost to run a truck to cowdiddle Wyoming, while the feds are required by law to service.

          • mailman27

            They back their trucks up to the loading dock at the local Post Office, unload the parcels, and the letter carriers get everything where it’s supposed to go. The customer ends up paying the cost of postage in addition to the middleman charge of UPS, DHL, FedEx, etc. They all do it. UPS drops their shit off a couple of times a day.

          • Jennifer R

            If the public at large knew what role the post office plays in getting their stuff to where it should be, even when they think they are strictly engaging in a private business transaction, maybe they would be slower to shit all over it.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            I wonder if it’s just springloaded or if there’s some kind of, i dunno, accelerant in there.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Springloaded most likely

          • ahughes798

            Spring loaded. You can see it towards the end of the vid.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I guess technically that’s what they are.
            But STILL!

          • Jennifer R

            This was ignoring the huge ass liability this guy was opening himself up to from the recipients. Someone gets a piece in the eye? Some rich person gets some in their couture carpet? This chuckle fuck was lucky he got a warning letter. Hell I can think of a couple states where this thing could actually be construed as running afoul of assault laws.

          • BigBoppa ~ Résistant

            Does that apply to packages with those styrofoam packing peanuts? Because those are every bit as annoying as glitter and twice as hard to clean up.

      • ahughes798

        The guy deserved it! Good one, young lady! It’s a sad day when you can’t send spring loaded glitter bombs to your friends, or your snoopy dad.

        • Jennifer R

          Oh yeah snoopy dad needed to be shut down good, but just letting people mail those things off to everyone they dislike? bad idea.

          • ahughes798

            I once sent a birthday card to a neat freak friend of mine. I filled it with glitter before I sealed it. I sent it anonymously. She was really mad!

  • Iron Monkey

    total collapse of the social order

    This is social collapse, easily offended Sheriff Nutbag:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea577110c700a82234505750be7ec661068afd7380e8c299908de85164d80c4e.jpg

    You suffered an extremely mild instance of disapproval.

  • TJ Barke

    Mocks safe spaces, claims someone verbally accosting them and throwing glitter at them is assault.
    Seems legit.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    OT: Man, I’m driving this Microsoft Office tech support person nuts on the chat. I feel really bad, but if shit weren’t so complicate.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Don’t feel too bad, knowing Microsoft tech support, I’m guessing that your confusion is at least 50-60% their fault.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Actually I resolved it accidentally – it’s my school’s fault for changing the ass end of our email addresses, it’s been a running cluster for like 1 a year now…some things require teh old domain, this the new.

        But for free microsoft office, I”ll take it.

  • cmd resistor

    Pretty sure that person burning the flag was on Friday, one of the group (at least they were dressed like that) that was arrested, those anarchists who always show up. I’m too lazy to look it up but the background/street looks like what I remember from news stories about it.

    • doktorzoom

      Yup; tried to find original source, but assumed it was Friday, too.

      • cmd resistor

        Plus I think the Bikers for Trump were supposed to be there Friday, to mak that Wall of Meat to protect prez. Trump.

        • Alternative Pony Ron

          Protecting him from all the empty bleachers.

          • cmd resistor

            Hey, there was a tornado maybe in S. Florida last night and it blew some empty bleachers onto the football field.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        They were hanging out in Seattle on Friday night, but I don’t know if they ever got around to doing damage.

    • ahughes798

      The Black Bloc. They’re the ones shown in films breaking windows, etc. They dress in all black and cover their faces.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    I think someone should tweet Wisconsin’s assault / battery laws to him, including defenses.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The only thing missing is a loud “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!”

  • I’d actually enjoy flying coach with the Sheriff of Nutbaggingham, especially with him in the middle seat and me in the aisle.

    • Jennifer R

      I would spend the entire time making the worst smells I could.

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        Then pretend to be British and say, “So sorry! I trumped a bit.”

  • cmd resistor

    First I heard of this guy was him showing up in my newsfeed on FB when my brother posted inane supportive comments of his. That pretty much told me all I need to know.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    OMG! Terrorist glitter. The fucking wimp. “She screamed at me and threw glitter, I should have popped her with .45, ’cause I’m a tough man”

    • Bill D. Burger
    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      You know they’re just praying for Trump to make Liberal Hunting Licenses legal.

      http://photos17.flickr.com/21550917_2a6e32749b.jpg?v=0

      • h4rr4r

        I sure hope they think this out a little more. Some of us have guns too.

        • ahughes798

          They never think of that.

      • TJ Barke

        Yeah, but liberals are the violent ones. We’re the threatening dangerous people.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        This person needs a nice long lesson in capitalization.
        Last line is missing a comma.
        I was going to say at least it’s spelled properly, but their infantile use of “Democrat” makes it technically wrong.
        Also, what is a News Media Association – I mean are the missing the words meetings? Or are they missing the s to make it plural?

        Also, I suck at geography but Im pretty sure that map is not accurate.

        • Also, too, who the fuck has ever heard of a “handgun control meeting”?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            IKR?
            Does that mean they don’t object to assault rifle control meetings?

      • ahughes798

        I just wish someone would make one up for conservatives.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      this is a dude who dared women to hit him, threatened to knock people who shake their heads at him “the fuck out”, and said the only time he’d reach across the aisle is to “choke someone”.

      Either this is MAJOR posturing, or he’s got a violent streak.

      • Lance K

        He could just be a dick.

      • Jennifer R

        I suspect he has a tiny penis.

        It probably also has warts and doesn’t work well.

  • Wait wait, what is it theright wing keeps saying? No proof, it never happened!
    Glitter Boi is a false flag!

    • TJ Barke

      Fake news!

  • shoeflyin

    And the kids, making their unreasonable demands! (Love this sign so sharing)

    My new favorite sign from the #MillionWomenMarch. #Science #PeerReview pic.twitter.com/YxFuhC5b6v— Raphael Shepard (@RaphaelShepard) January 23, 2017

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Them’s fightin’ words to a Conservative.

  • LarryHoudini

    Protester at Trump Rally gets suckerpunched = “Ehhh. What did they expect?”
    Biker at Women’s Rally gets glitterbombed = “THIS IS A SOCIETAL BREAKDOWN.”

  • These tough Bikers for Libety and Tranny haven’t been this upset since their professer of philosophy gave them a C- back in podiatry school.

  • Jennifer R

    Where was the guy who was carrying the homophobic bible verse sign, freaked out hit a woman then maced a bunch of people before the police snagged him?

  • Apple Scruff

    Well they do say “Like Attracts Like” so it makes sense that President Thin Skin would attract similarly butt-hurt supporters.

  • h4rr4r

    And we the headshaking public reserve the right to get a fat payday from sheriff dickless’s office.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    “She assaulted me by clogging my 2nd amendment rights gun barrel…” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/14e16a5c8bd12fc24abe5c332848609be6d6fb2a99a504f3f00ca566b3903b7a.jpg

  • tihond

    Sheriff Clarke, the Far Right’s one black friend.

  • Clyde Barrow

    Trump couldn’t even book Gaye Bykers on Acid for his inaugural. Sad!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c09eHP_Z9mk

  • Martini Ambassador
    • zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate

      I want to do some art using maps and pink sprinkles — the pink is just SO pretty from a distance (and up close, too… you know what I mean!).

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      He’s a billionaire, if you use his same terrific estimating skillz.

  • azeyote

    so since he challenged some women to a fight and they turned him down, he’s gonna just fuck them up next time instead of asking – guess he wants to move up from just killing the prisoners in his lock up –

  • ServantToTheStars

    This fucker probably uses that transdermal testosterone cream or whatever that shit is that you rub into your armpits. He’s cranked up on something.

  • alpacapunchbowl

    If you want to get super technical about it, glitter-bombing is potential battery if actual physical harm resulted. In college one year I passed out in my Halloween costume, which incorporated one of those glittery doodle-bobber alien antenna headbands, and I woke up with a piece of glitter stuck in my eyeball for months. (Sorry, gross, I know). It was not a pleasant experience.
    That said, grow a pair, whiny fucking babies. Balls or ovaries, your choice.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      APB, I made a mention below about him “daring” those ladies to “do something.”

      I realize it’s not IL law, but generally speaking, if the ladies had, would he be responsible in anyway for provocating or instigating it?

      • alpacapunchbowl

        It’s hard for me to imagine the coppers (with the possible exception of Big Strong Man Sheriff Clarke) actually making an arrest in the situation. It can’t be easy to subdue an alleged perp while you’re doubled over laughing. But I imagine it would be taken into consideration, whether in a hypothetical criminal or civil proceeding.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          heh, “But I imagine it would be taken into consideration, whether in a hypothetical criminal or civil proceeding.”

          That was where my line of thought on the issue stopped.

          In other words, the old law school / paralegal school answer: “Maybe. It depends.”

          ; )

          I just applied for a gig, here’s hoping!

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Haha, yeah, get used to saying that a LOT.
            And good luck!!

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Thanks!

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Now, I need your help – the lawyer just responded saying, “give us a few weeks.”

            I’m writing him back a thank you for the prompt reply and I look forward to……hearing from you? having a chance to discuss my skills?

            What do you think?
            And thanks for any advice.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Ohhh, this part I am not good at. I would probably say though, maybe something somewhat concrete like “I look forward to meeting you so that we can discuss ______’s needs and expectations in this role/how my experience doing ______ would be of benefit to your firm.”

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Ah, I see.

            I wnated to respond to him promptly so I just wrote, “hope I’m suitable for the job.”

            That’s a good one though, saving it.

  • chicken thief

    Speaking of a total collapse of the social order, I stopped by my favorite watering hole the other day and they were out of “dirty” and olives, so I had to drink Johnny Walker rocks instead of my preferred vodka martini on the rocks, dirty.

    The wheels are coming off, I tellz ya!

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Drinking Johnny Walker’s rocks sounds kinda dirty so maybe things aren’t so bad…

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      which color of johnny walker is what I want to know.
      Red is unacceptable.

      • Single Malt or GTFO.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          I’m more on the inclusive side of the aisle… blends have their places… heck.. look at French and Italian wines…

        • snark-lurker

          yoo n tex==such snobs. betcher wearin pants rite now too.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            While i did my enjoy some of the $200 Johnny Walker blue I tried, I can’t afford to drink the fancy pants stuff.

            And i’m in shorts thank you very much.

            ; )

        • RoFaWh

          Elitist!

      • chicken thief

        Black, as if I could tell the difference in a blind taste test.

    • Ωbjectifier

      How can you be expected to perform under those conditions?

    • shaar dula

      oh the humanity!!

    • i blame trump.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    So wiscojoe and other winconsins – I know it’s a big state – but what is clarke’s popularity/approval like up there? Same as Sheriff Joe’s was in AZ for a long time? This clarke guy gonna get reelected?

  • Ωbjectifier

    Looks like he traded in his Generalissimo costume for a cowboy costume.

  • Alternative Pony Ron

    Glitter? Clearly law and order have irreparably broken down. To the bunkers!

  • TJ Barke

    Everybody knows that glitter is twice as deadly as ebola and HIV combained!

  • whitroth

    Y’know, as a Sheriff of Nottingham, er, sorry, Milwaukee, he really *ought* to know the legal definition of the word “riot”, and that someone might take objection to his characterization of the March as that, and decide to discuss the matter in court, under the heading of “slander”.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      He longs for the days when more than three people gathered in one spot was considered an illegal protest.

  • Jack Tenhet

    Feeling a little blue today, if I shake my head at someone, can I get glitter thrown in my face too? That would cheer me up. I always liked glitter. *shakes head*

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn’t you?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ukak8P2vY

  • blueeyedcuban

    Biker’s feeling hurt by woman yelling at him and tossing glitter?….Was he riding a moped???

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Not isis, iris. A nice lady named Iris. Learn to spell, morans.

  • jesuswasablack

    “One day after our side peacefully gathered”
    I know sometimes your wearing a cowboy hat but believe me your not part of what you refer to as “our side”!
    http://blackbarth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/170-david-clarke-940-600×280.png

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    I know we’ve always been a police state but this is ridiculous.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Just that they used to leave the white guys alone.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        I don’t think this is what we meant when we asked for equal rights.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Nice minority report there, Sherriff.

  • Rick Hill

    I thought they had a different view on civil disobedience
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie-VidCUGg

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    There’s a Twitter campaign in here, of people shaking their heads at Sheriff Dave.
    Here’s his Twitter feed, just to be helpful. https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

  • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

    “What I personally witnessed…was a total collapse of the social order.”

    Too bad we no longer let LEOs deal with demonstrators properly, right Sheriff?

    http://www.anglonautes.eu/history/history_usa/hist_usa_20_civil_rights/hist_us_20_civil_rights_selma_7march1965/hist_us_20_civil_rights_selma_7march1965_pic_lewis_john_selma_7march1965_nyt_15feb2015.jpg

    Ah, the good old days.

    “Several taunted me at Women’s riot.”

    https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-12-2015/FnyyXt.gif

    “I dared those creeps to do something.”

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you-talkin-to-me.gif

    “He reserves the reasonable right to pre-empt a possible assault.”

    …And beat the shit out anyone who so much as gives him a dirty look. This fascist belongs out of uniform and behind bars.

    • Keith Taylor

      Yes. They really knew how in Selma, Alabama, in the ’60s, and also the Chicago police when Mayor Daley ran the city. Those were the days.
      Well, Donald Trump will probably try to bring them back …

      • Gregory Brown

        Fun fact: Winston Churchill III was in Chicago when the rioting broke out. He was accosted by a Chicago cop, who demanded his name. He said “Winston Churchill,” and the cop whacked him on the head with a billy club.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Those black white supremists are the worst.

    • Blackest Noobs

      but but it’s just Uncle Tom

  • NastyBossetti

    To be fair, glitter is the herpes of craft supplies:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0l6NR_BKuk

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Jeeze, this Clarke guy sounds crazy. Not really someone you want in any part of Law Enforcement. Anyone from the Badger State know more?

    • Gregory Brown

      He’s crazier than a shithouse rat.

      • Pierre_de_Fermat

        Is it a new thing? Gradually building? Or was he nuts from the start?

        • Gregory Brown

          From earliest mentions in news items during the campaign, he comes across as an angry nutbag.

  • Jan Ness

    “Threw glitter on me” oh the shame!!!

    • Sandy Beaches

      And you just know these same assholes shout, “Pussy!” at their television sets anytime someone on the opposing sportsball team goes down with a massive concussion.

  • clubseal

    And this from someone who associates with people who mock the idea of “safe spaces” and “trigger warnings.”
    In related news, there’s a ridiculous resurgence on Facespace of people posting this tired thing about how some female singers dress and act provocatively on stage, therefore the marches across the nation are somehow illegitimate, or something.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      The Fright Wing is working overtime to delegitimize the fact that THE MOST HISTORIC PROTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA just happened against THEIR President on Saturday.

      Get used you it, you goddamned fascists.

      • John Norris

        I am so using Fright Wing. Thanks.

  • Blackest Noobs

    isn’t sorta kinda sad the American Male Biker is a coward over a girl shouting at him and throwing glitter on him.

    when have we become soft in the middle and in soft in our brains.

    • zerosumgame0005

      don’t you know the wimmins need to shut-up and sit bitch?

  • Laffing Crow

    Are a lot of Trump supporters on steroids? I have never seen so many aggressive, thin-skinned people in my life. Too bad we can’t shove lumps of coal up ’em all. We’d be rich.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Jesus, he’s even more thin skinned than Donald, and I didn’t think that was possible FFS.

  • ViveLaRésistance
  • Blackest Noobs

    here i thought i might have to shoot a dumb mutherfucker or simply knock their lights out but apparently all i need is fucking GLITTER.

    seriously…they’re offended and afraid of GLITTER.

    jesus….no wonder those patriots who took over that bird sanctuary were such babies about snacks…they too are probably frightened by GLITTER.

    guys!!!! GUYS!!!!! WE CAN TAKE THEM DOWN WITH FUCKING GLITTER!!!!!

    • Laffing Crow

      Glitter UP!

    • Hardly Ideal
    • Courser

      We should get some glitter guns like the Farenthold author shot himself in the eye with. Except not do that part. Be careful not to harm your prey-just ❇ them

      • Blackest Noobs

        just make em sparkle which i assume is a fate worse than death by lottsa bullets or fist punching their faces

    • to be fair – and speaking as a veteran of all glitter substances – raw glitter is a PIA on bare skin and remarkably gritty when trapped in undergarmets.

      it is not for the faint of heart.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    If this is the best they can do, it is THEY who are fucked, not us.

    • Courser

      You know, I might shake my head at him & mutter ‘clown’ under my breath. Sheriff Tenderfeelings can bash me in the face & Pay for my dental work.

  • tehbaddr

    Usually when a woman throws glitter on your face it’s a good thing. Ready to go!

  • arensb

    Shouldn’t Sheriff Clarke be off dancing with Lena Horne cheek to cheek? Or am I misremembering Tom Lehrer?

    • Phoenixdoglover

      National Brotherhood Week!

  • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

    Head shaking and words and glitter, OH MY. It’s a very, very good thing he is in law enforcement so he can very responsibly use his access to authority. Yup.

    • Keith Taylor

      It’s lucky she didn’t shout, “Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!” He might have killed her. He’s probably on the side of those two monsters who kept a young girl in a cellar and raped her, and plan to base their defence on the Bible, too. This man is clearly a dangerous loon. A brutal one. (I’m quick and subtle that way.)

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Glitter? Oh my… where’s my fainting couch?!!!!11!!!1!!!!!

  • SammyDEEEEEE

    So this Clarke fellow seems like a bit of a snowflake. Someone get that man a fainting couch and some pearls to clutch!

  • CatCafe de la Resistance

    These weak white men are as terrified of “uppity women” as their forebears were about slave uprising, and pretty much for the same reasons.

    • Gregory Brown

      Sheriff Clarke is a weak black man, with many, many anger issues.

  • Spurning Beer

    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  • Bemused

    I see why Sheriff Clarke has a problem with women. His mother probably shook her head at him in assaultive disappointment at his behavior.

  • pgjack

    Clearly the word of the day, “pussy”, can be applied to Sheriff Clarke.

  • honeywest

    What a fucking pussy. Probably why he went to the march. Was just confused.

  • Alan

    ISIS? Pffft. If there was taunting it was obviously the French. https://youtu.be/A8yjNbcKkNY

  • Alan

    Is this putz elected?

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Well, he thinks he has a man date, but I’m not sure he knows what that means…

  • thewendyb

    ARE the polls asking how we plan to vote in the 2016 election actually paying you guys for the Ad space? Because derp derp derp

    • kareemachan

      Damn, I should read comments before saying something about this. I forgot the “derp’ part….

  • Lucas Foxx

    Wow. Not sure who was doing the taunting, Sheriff Clarke. Too funny that the women’s march made pussies of him and “Leader of Bikers for Trump.” GLITTER! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

  • Jgb979

    A TAUNTING!

    My goodness get the fainting couches and smelling salts! The poor fee fees have been hurted!!!

  • Grokenstein

    Wow, he sounds an awful lot like the concern trolls on every single forum on the Internet crying that punching a Nazi in the face makes us “as bad as them.”

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pae-0IqjrWA/TkWRynFvn-I/AAAAAAAABW4/Y8BZkMaju4g/s1600/Cap+punches+Hitler+color.jpg

    • Stulexington

      I find it hilarious that the alt-white views it as anything but inevitable.

  • SadDemInTex

    Fuck him

    • JesusWasAHippie

      Not with MY puss, thanks

      • zerosumgame0005

        every woman says that, which is why he is so angry all the time!

  • LadyTavestock

    “I did not recognize one single vagina in that flag burning video!” That’s what I’ve written in my sworn testimony to Sheriff Clarke.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      I used to be a Notary, so it’s official!

  • unclejeems

    Here’s a nice Woody Guthrie ballad from Trump, Sheriff Clarke and all their ilk. Suck on it, fascists.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

  • Cool_North

    Unpopular melting snowflake does abuse of power. What a surprise. Unpopular daisy biker will sparkle for at least a week. Oh, the outrage. At least he wasn’t “peacefully” shot like that poor guy protesting at the Milo Shmilo “talk” at the University of Washington. By a freaking unhinged trumper creep, no less. http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/anti-fascist-protester-shot-by-trump-fan-during-brawl-outside-breitbart-editors-speech/

  • DQKennard

    I used to have a pound bag of glitter, left over from a temp job. I kept it for years, figuring it would be useful for something. I finally threw it away, because if the bag broke, I figured I’d be living with glitter for the rest of my life.

  • SmokinGood

    I once had a Syrian woman scream in my face and then throw glitter on me.

    At the office Xmas party. I was still finding glitter in shit years later. #ISIS #terrorism

    • Tetsu Kaba

      My sons hated when their younger sister got glitter on their stuff when they were teens. They got over it when they became adults

  • Lefty Wright

    Man, I would be ashamed if I were a biker and whined about someone screaming at me and throwing glitter during a demonstration. Must be some new alt-wimp gang. Was he riding a Vespa? Tough guy Clark intimidated by someone shaking their head at him? Can the right wing dig any lower to find something to complain about?

    • UpstateNYObserver

      Vespas are upscale, he was probably on a 15 year old Honda 50 (one giant step below a new moped) or maybe a Razor scooter with low batteries.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Motobecane

      • Greyhame

        On the contrary, I’m certain these gents are bumbling along on the loudest, heaviest, bloated recliners-on-wheels they can find, just to prove how manly they are.

    • Browncoat Krieger IRL

      Prior to November, the group was known as “Segueway Enthusiasts for Trump”, but then Peter Theil bankrolled ’em.

  • PigDootsMolloy

    Nice to know Robert Sterling Wilson is on post and ready for action.

  • Goposaur

    The people of Milwaukee deserve an adult, not a petulant child for sheriff. I vow never to step foot in, nor purchase any product or service from the State of Wisconsin as long as this infant holds public office.

    • coldbrewmilwaukee

      Cant be done…our products, services, and influence run through your daily life, sometimes invisibly, unknowingly. In spite of our grotesque manifestations of elected pysco quasi morphatrons, we still make and serve the real thing.

  • xy

    so the leader of a police agency is saying he can assault someone he thinks might assault him?

    we are definitely not in America anymore, Toto.

  • Dear lord. Preemptive arrests for possible assaults? What could possibly go wrong?

    http://america.aljazeera.com/content/dam/ajam/images/shows/innovation/104dronespolicing/PredPol-MinorityReport.gif

  • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham
  • Anyone but Hillary

    Love Sherrif Clarke and love PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      So, you hate America then, right? This is self-evident as neither of the two ‘people’ you mentioned represent in any way American ideals and values. You must, then, be into thuggery, racism, hate-mongering liberal bashing, misogyny, anti-immigrant, in fact, anti everything that doesn’t fit into your microscopic purview. Were we ever to meet I would vigorously taunt you, aggressively roll my eyes at you and, yes, shake my head in disdain. What a maroon you are.

      • Tiny kaiju

        I think this one is merely A Idiot.

        • At the crossroads, stay strong

          Oh, I know, but I’m seeing if I can get him worked up and more fun.

      • Anyone but Hillary

        Yes we’re the ones burning flags, throwing eggs, urine, breaking people’s windows, sucker punching, lighting other people hair on fire, burning trash. And don’t worry if we were ever to meet, you would know I support the 2nd admendment. PRESIDENT TRUMP!

        • At the crossroads, stay strong

          You really should stop that sort of behavior. The police frown upon it severely. Oh, wait… Was that irony? How precious! Were you referring to the black-clad anarchists who, for one night only, took advantage, as they always do, of any type of demonstration to wreak havoc and had nothing to do with the actual goals of the demonstration? Do you know how many arrests and violent encounters there were during the main Women’s March? Can you count to zero?

          You obviously now think that with your Dear Orange Leader in power the 2nd Amendment is actually the only amendment. Thus you would feel justified in shooting an unarmed man for aggressively rolling his eyes at you and taunting you with the fact that your gun is compensation for having no dick. How manly and brave of you. FYI: I support the 1st Amendment. It’s true. It actually exists. Maybe you should read the whole constitution to get an idea about what America really represents.

          • Anyone but Hillary

            You’re coo coo. Go find a safe zone lil snowflake you will be ok. I hear they have coloring books.

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            My safe zone is a sane mind and earnest resolve, which I carry with me everywhere and you can’t touch. I am also a quite large snowflake, thank you very much.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            This is magnificent! Your definition of a safe zone is one that I am totally passing on. Thank you.

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            You are entirely welcome. Will I become famous now? ;0)

          • WomanInTheResistance

            In very select circles, absolutely.

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            See my comment above about depression and know you made me feel a little bit better on the day. Little things can mean so much.

          • Anyone but Hillary

            Btw I’m a black woman dipshit

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            Well, what can I say? I’m so sorry for your obvious cognitive dissonance. How does it feel to have voted for and still support someone who denigrates both your race and your gender? Do you find yourself disoriented, walking into walls, speaking in incoherent sentence fragments, that sort of thing?

          • Anyone but Hillary

            I don’t know ask Dr. Ben Carson, Omerosa, Kelly Anne Conway, Nikki Haley, etc, etc. You young cracker asses don’t know shit. You are just pissed you didn’t get your way. It’s funny. I love your cries, keep them coming, it’s just adding votes for 2020

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            I’m not the one with the problem of not knowing shit about my own personal interests. You’re the one that needs to do the asking, but of the four you mentioned, the first three I wouldn’t trust to plug in my toaster. Ol’ Doc Ben would probably think it was an ancient repository of wheat, just like the pyramids.

            I’m always amazed how ignorant and small-minded people can be. You’re just so stupidly wrong. Pissed, yes, but because idiots like you put a narcissistic pussburlar and his rich know-nothing cronies in the the most powerful position on earth. What you see are not tears, but the steely glint of resolve to see that these assholes don’t completely tear down the foundations of our democracy, not that you care about anything like that. You’re just a self-satisfied derp who thinks you just stuck it to the man. Guess what? You just metaphorically shit yourself, but with the stink coming off Trump you just don’t know it yet.

            Oh, it’s been quite a while since anyone called me young, so I thank you for that.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos
          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            Damn. Dok banhammered him before I could taunt him further. It could have been so much more fun with your little revelation.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            bah, you did a yeoman’s job!

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            Given my constant oppression by the International Dateline, I don’t often get to play with trolls. I had an MRI this morning to see why my brain hates me, but the results were inconclusive. This made me feel so much better.

            Also, too, thank you.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Bummer! Definitely come hang out.

            I’ve told the story before, btu I had splitting, mind-bending, excuriating, hours long headaches every day for weeks.

            Got an MRI, all clean. Turned out the muscles in my back were tight, causing tension on my neck, which crept up to the base of my skull. WIth no place to go – massive headaches.

            And the ER doctor didn’t tell me that. I figured it out myself.

            Best wishes – lotsa folk around here afflicted one way or another. We’re here for ya!

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            It’s not headaches with me, but decades-long chronic clinical depression. Umpteen drugs haven’t worked, seven shrinks haven’t worked, ECT didn’t work, nothing has worked. I have come to the conclusion through research that something in my brain isn’t working or wired right. I have the same problem with tension in my back and neck, which hurts like hell, but that is symptomatic of the physiology of depression in which the nerves are constantly in a flight or fight state. This is one major reason why severely depressed people are tired all the time from using all that nervous energy. I quite the useless meds about three years ago. I’ve found that the only remedy, albeit transient, is being with friends and hanging out at Wonkette. I very much like everyone here. I so wish I could meet everyone in person, but it’s a bit of a commute from Hello, Kittyland. *sigh* So it goes, eh?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            I know EXACTLY how you feel. Diagnosed with moderate depression and OCD in 1998 or 1999.

            And i know about that physiological thing…I really do. I usually urge everyone to do their meds, but you know you best and we’re all chemically different.

            I’m glad you have someplace to help with it. We gotta grasp every lifeboat we can, no?

            Do you, can you, get exercise. Nothing crazy, just a walk around the block or park.
            I’m fat and lazy (partially cause of meds, depression) but it does alleviate it some. (I’m sure you’ve heard that a thousand times, I just can’t help…uh..trying to help.)

            Come on over to open thread and read the jokes – everybody’s wired and on fire tonight!

          • At the crossroads, stay strong

            Unfortunately it’s the middle of the afternoon here and I have things to do. I’ll leave a few comment, which won’t be allowed, at the open thread, but life stuff must be done. Shit.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Lol, I feel ya.

            I had to DO stuff today.

            I can’t do anything other than say, “i know, you’re not hte only one.”

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            P.S. Fair warning – people are posting news items, so it is a bit infuriariting…that’s why I’m all wired at the moment. Just like a wired/exhausted rage.

            We can hang out here and shoot hte breeze. if you like.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Well we very much like you as well. And the Vonnegut quote is appropriate. Fwiw, I shared your definition on the open thread, and will continue to share it here and elsewhere. And now I really must go to bed. But may the wind always be at your back. Oh, also, depression sucks. And I’m sorry that you are also dealing with it. Have a good afternoon, and I’ll see you here soon.

          • At the crossroads, stay strong
          • Smibo

            Dang it! Not only was I tool late to heap merciless derision upon the hapless denizen of the no-thought zone, but now I’ll have to wait until Sunday’s DSFBs to read what pearls of wisdom he graced us with here.

            sigh…

          • phoenix00

            We gotta WAIT no. Unfair!

          • Don’t worry. I’m sure they were imitation pearls of wisdom (probably from Melania’s QVC line)

    • Tiny kaiju

      Sad troll, dumb troll, little ball of derp. Boring troll, silly troll, you are such a twerp.

      • ez

        Sheldon!

        • Patrick Sweeney

          Sheldon? Is that you!

      • ThaagNasty

        I may steal this. Just letting you know.

    • yeah for you! it must be a very exciting time! i hope all your hopes and dreams for your county come true.

      now go home darlin. the adults in the room need a cocktail.

      • Anyone but Hillary

        Alright darlin I’ll take my black ass down the road ya hear..

        • At the crossroads, stay strong

          Oh, please. Your black ass? Who are you trying to kid?

    • Tacoclamgenda

      Surely you jest.

  • Tiny kaiju

    What the hell happened Wisconsin? First you dump Russ Feingold, then you elect the Koch brothers homunculus as governor and some how you had time to elect this bag of snake dicks Sherrif of Milwaukee. I won’t even mention screwing the rest of the country out a decent Supreme Court by voting for Trump.

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    If I were a ‘Biker for Trump’, I would definitely have my testosterone level checked. Screamed at by a woman and OH! MY! LACK OF GOD! had glitter thrown on him. Were there shouts of “Run away! Run away! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered woman you’ve ever set eyes on!” Perhaps ‘Biker Wussies for Trump’ would be more appropriate.

    • subatomic

      Well look at the bones!

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    Does Doofus Sheriff Clarke not understand that wearing a cowboy hat in Wisconsin makes you look like a dork? Surely this is the appropriate head wear.
    http://www.uwshop.com/v/vspfiles/photos/42101580001-2.jpg

    • Patrick Sweeney

      Wearing a dress would be more appropriate, though insulting to women. Ever notice how he and the man with the shiny bald spot are rarely doing their jobs.

  • BigCSouthside

    He’s angling for Commandant of Trumps Brownshirts.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Has anybody checked this guy’s cellar for weird smells?

  • Panika MCD

    obviously, for the Sheriff of Donningham to preserve the alternative social order, people should be dying in jail and in the streets. how do you not see the collapse, sheeple?!

  • JohnBull

    I would boycott Milwaukee just to show this abortion a lesson. But judging by the thin crowds downtown last summer, it’s obvious nobody wants to be near this asshole.

  • Serai 1

    Christ, what whiny little butthurt manbabies these wingnuts are. My six-year-old niece has bigger balls than this guy.

    • kareemachan

      He definitely seems “sensitive”.

      • Serai 1

        These tiny little men need a safe space to harbor their poor hurt little fee-fees.

  • Annie Towne

    So relieved the manly men of Bikers for Trump are there to keep him safe.

    • Greyhame

      I was led to believe there would be a wall of meat.

      • nvrbl

        Turns out the wall of meat was a wall of fat, hence, no pictures.

      • Annie Towne

        With or without barbecue sauce, is the question.

  • Patrick M. Barnett

    And liberals wonder why they lost the election. It wasn’t Russia, it wasn’t voter fraud, it was liberalism.

    • JD Mulvey

      I thought it was homosexuality!

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      #Barnettfacts

    • Jason M

      I don’t wonder why we lost. Too many people with brains trusted the rest of you to do the right thing, and the rest of you car-pooled for Trump.

    • phoenix00

      [citation needed]

      • kareemachan

        Actually, I’d ask for some kind of intelligence test. Patty is… different.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Actually Hillary won by three million votes, but since you’re a Republican I know you won’t let facts or reality get in your way. Hey, how’s that old “swamp draining” thing going so far? Looks like Trump is appointing a bunch of Goldman Sachs bankers to help drain the middles class’s coffers.

    • Already answered:

      http://twoplustwoequals7.blogspot.com/2016/11/why-hillary-clinton-country-lost-part.html

      But yeah, people choosing spectacle over substance and making foolish decisions? Why that’s totally unprecedented! Just look at the blissful utopia that is a red state!

  • Who’s the snowflake, now, sheriff?

  • phoenix00

    so-called Sheriff Clarke, you should take cues from this tough guy:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjE2sxCQ_rU

  • TundraGrifter

    I just read the Chicago Tribune article and Milwaukee Man shook his head because Sheriff Clarke was wearing Dallas Cowboy gear before their game against the Green Bay Packers!

    Whiskey Tango Foxtwat?.

  • kareemachan

    O/T: When is whoever does these stupid polls gonna realize that the election is over and they don’t need to (unfortunately) ask if we are going to vote for the Turmeric Trumpie or Hillary? No, the one above (unless they change – I dunno) doesn’t ask this but others dp here and on other sites….

    BORING

    • mary5920

      Don’t worry. In another couple of months they’ll drop it and start up polling imaginary match ups for the next go round.

  • Claire

    Aren’t conservative guys supposed to be all about the performative masculinity and manhood? How are they able to whine about glitter and head-shaking without getting mocked right out of the locker room and having their man cards revoked?

    No, for real. What part of “I got ASSAULTED by GLITTER and a woman yelled at me!” sounds manly? Do all conservative men have low testosterone levels, is that why they’re so terrified of everything all the time? I swear they’re like little squeaking hamsters.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Teenage girls seem manly in comparison to these pussies.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    He reserves the right to act against a pre-emptive strike? Is he employing the Bush doctrine? Anyone remember how well that worked out for America?

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    David Clarke is as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside…..

  • marcus816

    Poor, poor Sheriff Clarke. He must now live in constant terror after surviving these vicious assaults on his person.
    I think all people of good conscious should make a donation the foundation I’ll be setting up to fund PTSD counseling for this kind, sorely mistreated, public servant.

  • Vavoline Marie Johnson

    Hey mean people, he coulda got glitter in his eyes!

  • Wren1

    Glitter can cause Erectile Dysfunction, so the Biker’s very manhood was clearly at risk!

  • ChaCubed – one of 65,844,610

    NO HEADSHAKING!!! OFFENDERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT!
    ~ Sheriff Graypussyface.

  • mary5920

    OMG this is so funny! The frail sheriff with the swollen ego must call in other policeman to protect him from head shaking, and horrible taunts are equal to breaking a night stick over someone’s minority head! And those bikers, wow, what wimps. They feel threatened and endangered by women who have brains and aren’t abused by them.

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