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Somebody has to keep on top of what's really going on.
Somebody has to keep on top of what’s really going on.

Sunday’s attack on Washington DC’s Comet Ping Pong pizzeria by a guy who just wanted to see for himself whether Hillary Clinton was running a child sex slavery ring in the basement (the place’s owner says it doesn’t even have a basement, but he would, wouldn’t he?) was plenty weird enough. But just to add that extra frisson of stupidity and surrealism, of course, we also learned that the story of Hillary Clinton and John Podesta’s nonexistent child sex ring was on the radar of Donald Trump’s pick for national security advisor, Gen. Michael T. Flynn, and his son, Michael G. Flynn, who served as his dad’s chief of staff and who also continued to tweet about the completely fake story even after Sunday’s attack, and even argued via Twitter with CNN’s Jake Tapper about the veracity of the story. Which led a lot of people to wonder: Just WTF was Flynn fils, who apparently has a non-monogamous relationship with reality, doing with a Trump transition team email account? Well, at least now we know the answer, sorta kinda: After Trump transition chair (and VP-elect — he’s busy, OK?) Mike Pence initially said the younger Flynn was not on the Trump transition team at all, Pence later clarified Michael G. Flynn was “no longer” on the transition team. So that’s cleared up: Gen. Flynn has apparently placed his son in a blind trust. Still not clear, according to Jake Tapper, is whether the reality-challenged Flynn boy was fired or asked to resign.

Oh, but wait, there’s more on just what a fine, upstanding young man the Trump transition team had working for it, helping his dad with scheduling, administration work, and all the latest conspiracy theories, too. In fact, according to a November 17 CNN story, little Mikey was a huge fan not just of conspiracy theories, but also of “expletive-filled posts, and racially insensitive sentiments on Twitter and Facebook,” so he seems nice. Among other fun conspiracy stories he shared with the world were the news that Huma Abedin was secretly allied with the Muslim Brotherhood (although that one, while false, is practically mainstream for many elected wingnuts), that Marco Rubio was a coke-snorting closeted gay, that Bill Clinton would soon face indictment for raping a teenaged girl, and of course that Barack Obama showed off a boner to lady reporters on Air Force One. He’s also a HUGE fan of “alt-right” conspiracy theory loony Mike Cernovich, a guy who makes Alex Jones seem pedestrian and restrained (albeit only by comparison). And of course, he regularly used the “alt-right” slang term “cuck,” because all the cool kids did. And of course he labelled everyone from Saturday Night Live to Barack Obama communists, because duh, everyone’s a communist.

He also has an account on “Gab” — the white-supremacist-approved alternative to that mean old Twitter, where he likes to follow white supremacists, for “truth” and “freedom” and “the white race,” we guess.

So now poor Baby Flynn is apparently no longer welcome in the Trump transition, at least not during office hours. His dad, though, is still on track to be the next American president’s National Security Adviser, even though Gen. Flynn appears to be every bit as enamored of fake news as his son. Politico found that Flynn had posted a total of 16 completely fake stories on his Twitter feed just since August 9 — not just the bogus Clinton-Podesta sex cult story, but also stories that Clinton

has “secretly waged war” on the Catholic Church, as well as charges that Obama is a “jihadi” who “laundered” money for Muslim terrorists.

In addition, Flynn has retweeted fake stories that Hillary Clinton had been named an “insider threat” by the Army, and passed on a warning about a favorite wingnut conspiracy hoax, that the UN plans to outlaw Christianity under “Agenda 21.”

Gosh, that doesn’t really sound like someone who you want advising a president on national security. We dunno, maybe we just have ridiculously elitist standards or something. Hell, Condi Rice exaggerated — OK, lied about — the threat of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, but at least she never tried to convince George W. that Saddam Hussein was secretly having naked bunga bunga parties with Elvis on a UFO. Then again, those were simpler times, when we were fairly certain that the president was merely a bellicose, cynical idiot, not a narcissistic pathological liar who surrounds himself with genuinely unhinged people who can’t tell reality from an online hoax.

When Lily Tomlin said “What most people call reality is only a collective hunch,” it was supposed to be a joke.

[BBC / CNN / NYDN / TPM / Politico via TPM]

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  • Nounverb911
    • Blacktop Autumn

      You know, your garden variety Ted Cruz.

  • mancityRed6

    I really, really wish this non story would just lay down and die.
    It’s ruining people’s lives and could really harm their business.

    And it’s making me hungry every time I hear about it.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      Mmmm, pizza! Free side of cheesy wingnut tweets with any large pizza.

  • SpideySenser

    Also, too, another apt quote from Ms. Tomlin.
    “No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.”

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    they seem nice…

  • Beanz&Berryz

    The Flynn’s make Donnie look/seem reasonable… Holy Fuck…

    • Rick Hill

      Amazing how, the further down the ladder in the trump proposed administration you literally go further down the evolutionary ladder

      • Beanz&Berryz

        With the Flynn’s we’re down near the fish with feet…

        • Rick Hill

          The Dr.s signed a NDA when they removed the prehensile tails from all the babies in their family

          • Beanz&Berryz

            It’s the gill breathing now that gives them away…

          • Rick Hill

            Nictitating membranes are not easy to spot….

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Oh.. That’s not just a nice way to say “bra” afterall… In that case, they aren’t so easy to spot…

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        Tadpoles everywhere. Little Pepes, croaking in unison for their piece of the action.

      • Msgr_Moment

        C’mon. They don’t believe in evolution. Seriously. Their ancestors never dabbled in it.

    • onedollarjuana

      So that’s his scheme!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Applying the principle of republican projection to Michael G. Flynn suggests that he has quite a colorful social life. And I’m not betting against it.

  • Panika MCD

    sounds like Flynn Jr.* and Mike Cernovich are friends with Robert Morrow. maybe they can join K-Con’s new group.

    *yeah, I know the difference in middle name makes him officially not a junior, but whatever.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      I know they had write him out hastily, but I didn’t really understand the bit about discovering New York in the Alaskan back country.

      • Panika MCD

        Anchor-town refers to itself as “the NYC of the North” even though “the Houston of the North” is much more applicable. maybe that’s what they were talking about if they consider a city of 250 thousand “back country”?

  • Sure, he’s “no longer” on the team. Sort of like how Corey Lewandowski wasn’t “on the team” when he was with CNN.

    • Msgr_Moment

      But he still got in on the champaign shower at the end.

      • Nockular cavity

        Oh, all of America is getting the golden “champaign” shower.

        • tomamitai

          Trickle down economics, working exactly as intended!

          • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

            Tinkle down economics, you mean.

          • kindness

            Trickle? They’re taking the ‘golden’ fire hose to us. Not my preferred kinda shower, ya know?

    • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

      Exaaaaaaactly.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Maybe he’s being taken off the Trump Transition Team to be put on the Trump, Inc. Transition Team.

  • tomamitai

    What’s his position on fluoridated water and our precious bodily fluids?

  • FauxAntocles

    I’m sorry, how does this Juggalo differ from the rest of the clowns?

    • mancityRed6

      I trust Juggalos a lot more than these clowns.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Clowns to the left of me

        Juggalos to the right right, here I am…

      • Latverian Diplomat

        The nice thing about Juggalos is that a few fridge magnets can keep them mystified for hours.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        at least the Juggalos had the sense to reject Tia Tequila

        • MynameisBlarney

          Yes.
          She was even warned by ICP and their lawyers not to go on stage.

      • kindness

        Better taste in drugs too.

    • tomamitai

      …how does this Juggalo differ from the rest of the clowns?

      It feels like there’s a Passover joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite find it.

  • Rick Hill

    You gotta help me out here and remind me why white folks are naturally superior

    • Treg Brown
    • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

      Something about twitch muscles. Also, too, good PR.

    • Rick Hill

      (Aside from the fact that they killed off a lot of indigenous populations)

    • tomamitai

      Nobody’s better at fucking up a good thing than white people! Just look what we’ve done to music, pizza, and the global climate.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And dancing. Don’t forget the horrors we rained down on dancing.

    • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

      Well, as someone on Breitbart would put it: blacks and Latinos are too emotional and have lower IQs. Blacks also have bad hair and blame all their mistakes on others. Asians are too chauvinistic and don’t speak very well.

      Wait. In listing those stereotypes, I feel like there’s a white man we know who fits them very well. If I could just put my finger on it…

      • theCryptofishist

        “Put my finger on it” almost triggers a memory… Like someone touched something? grabbed something maybe?

        • Ali | Cat of the Resistance

          Was there a cat involved at some point? I almost had it…

  • Msgr_Moment

    This campaign has been all about projection. How many children you think Junior’s got chained in his basement? (I read the answer online, so it must be true, whatever truth is.)

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Until the allegations of children chained up in his basement are proved to be false, it will continue to be a story

      • tomamitai

        Yeah, we don’t know that he never had any down there and he couldn’t prove that he didn’t.

        • Shan – Mildly Depraved

          I say until he brings them all out for a press conference and they deny it ever happened, we should assume it did.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        And once it’s been completely, and totally, proven to be a non-story, it will still be a story because we can’t know for sure that the people who debunked it aren’t false-flag operators. So I say, it’s a FACT that Michael G. Flynn and his dad are up to absolutely no good at all with those children.

      • willi0000000

        even if the pizza joint doesn’t have a basement it’ll just mean “we haven’t been able to locate the children yet”

  • Maddogjohn

    The real pizza rat.

  • PubOption

    Insane like Flynn.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Insane in the Flynnbrain

  • Nockular cavity

    No, the child sex slavery ring is in the Alamo’s basement.

    • Anna Rompage

      But the Alamo doesn’t have- errr wait, hold that thought and never mind (walks away whistling a show tune)

    • JMP

      I thought it was in the basement of every church in the world.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      But first you have to sign up for the tour.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Seems like the kind of thing that could have been mentioned before the election.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Shall some brave prankster call his home and order some pizza?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Maddogjohn

      I’d say, Where have you been?

    • Anna Rompage

      I’d have to say they have been for quite some time now…

      Slavery, denying women the right to vote or own property, Jim Crow Laws, the genocide of 3/4 of the indigenous population from an entire continent, American exceptionalism, making same sex relations a unlawful offense, interning 100,000s of Japanese citizens, just to name a few.

      Trump & his minions are just one more chapter to the horrific and vile history of this country..

      I vote for asteroid, 2016…

    • Hardly Ideal

      This feels… huh. Should I even share this?

      Eh, fuck it. We have a president elect who has openly advocated for war crimes. If civility isn’t dead, it’s breathing currently through a tube.
      https://66.media.tumblr.com/f02d1fb09fcce115ee196a25a868ae7c/tumblr_o9afpaR91U1vrwsygo1_1280.jpg

      • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

        Transmetropolitan is on my current ‘can no longer enjoy, too real’ category of good things Trump has ruined for me.

        • Hardly Ideal

          I’m still trying to figure out a good nickname for the president elect like The Beast or The Smiler. In the meantime, I’m going with “The Bastard.”

          • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

            He’d like The Beast, I think, and The Smiler, naaaah – The Bastard it is!

          • Hardly Ideal

            I’ve said it before, but I can’t stand the way he carries himself. I don’t know how anyone can look at him and not think “used car salesman who rolls back the mileage on junk cars.”

          • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

            That’s still the part that’s hardest for me to get my head around – that so many people seem to not be aware of how to spot a fraudster. On body language alone, BurntSienna McGee reads as that exactly – super shady used car salesman. And then if you listen to his speech patterns and cadence, all PT Barnuming – I mean.. geez.

            I guess that’s just because I live in a bubble of sane people? That or just can’t handle the amount of stupid humanity produces on the regular without losing my own mind. One of those.

  • Anna Rompage

    Oh sure, it’s okay to send people’s kids into war to be blown up by the enemy, but it’s totally wrong to be able to order them off of a secret menu from a pizza shop…

    • Maddogjohn

      Ya want “shrimp” or “anchovies” on that?

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Pineapple, because I’m freaky like that.

        • Shan – Mildly Depraved

          I like ham and pineapple pizza, dammit!

    • kindness

      What is the Limbaugh special anyhow? Why is it underlined 3 times in big red lines?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Michael G Flynn has been transferred to Ms Ivanka’s Transition Team for Peculiar Children.

  • Scooby

    Why isn’t this called Pizzaghazi?
    -R. Nixon

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Why the fuck is -gate a suffix for scandal, when Watergate was not about water?
      — The Gates Foundation

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        And thus began the great scandal that would become known as Gategate.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          we have achieved infinite regression- prepare for the universe to collapse upon itself

          • Historicat

            Promise?

      • onedollarjuana

        And what the fuck does it have to do with pizza, when it’s really an accusation of organized crime?
        — Little Caesar

  • elviouslyqueer

    So now we know who KaCa’s first hire for her new “seismic change” outfit is going to be.

  • baconzgood

    Wow. His cabinet is crazier than Nurse Ratchet’s group therapy circle.

    • onedollarjuana

      All designed to make Trump look less so by comparison.

  • OneYieldRegular

    In less than a month as President-Elect, Trump already has a more scandal-plagued administration than Barack Obama had during an entire eight years, and he’s only nominated to it about a dozen people out of the 6,500 he’ll have to nominate.

    • Nounverb911

      That’s what Uday, Qusay and Mrs Kushner are for….

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I do everything Bigly, even the crooked stuff. Especially the crooked stuff.”
      — Donald Trump

    • Hardly Ideal

      I forget where I first saw it, but someone said The Bastard’s presidency is apparently going to be like a four-year advent calendar, except every door has batshit insanity instead of chocolate or toys.

    • This is gonna come out worse than the Clinton, Reagan, and Nicon admins combined

      • FigaroPho

        Come out? It already is. He had Nixon alone beat 15 months ago.

  • Msgr_Moment

    OT:

    Trump sold all shares in companies in June, spokesman says https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/trump-sold-all-shares-in-companies-in-june-spokesman-says/2016/12/06/55419d44-bbcf-11e6-94ac-3d324840106c_story.html?utm_term=.613b1073e3a5

    Um…. Normally I trust every word he says, but I’m calling bullshit here.

  • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

    I don’t think it’s that people like him can’t tell the difference between reality and a hoax. They create and promote the hoax. They want the power to victimize anyone they want with no consequences, and vote for those they know will do everything in their power to make sure women and children remain easy targets for sexual assault and abuse, and they project that onto libtards and gays as a distraction from their own sick agendas.

    • YoNastyBunny

      Funny how Pussygate was supposed to be a liberal media conspiracy but “Pizzagate” is supposed to be the TROOF!!11!!!

      As much sexual assault and abuse that goes on in this country, us reasonable folks would think one wouldn’t have to make up batshit craziness to crusade against. But, wingnuts…

      • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

        A liberal media conspiracy with motherfucking audio to back it up.

        • YoNastyBunny

          Can’t even…

          • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

            Does your head hurt? My head hurts.

          • Anna Rompage

            Mine does too, but I think it;s more because I had 3 Manhattans last night…

            As someone once said; “martinis are like breasts, one is not enough, and three are too many”…

          • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

            Mmmm…vodka.

          • Anna Rompage

            Yep, though tonight it’s gonna be a night off the A train for me, I think I’m just gonna have a mellow evening, make some pasta, and have that with a little left over sunday gravy!

          • Mine does, but i am underdosed on caffiene today

          • MynameisBlarney

            Slacker.

          • I was at a movie. And i’m going to another one at 5

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Do you get a punchcard or some sort of bulk discount on tickets?

          • Well, tuesday is cheap movie day in Canada. And i have a card that gets me an extra 10% off of the cheap price. And that card accummulates points that i can cash in for free movies. Moana was free for me last night

          • Fun with Cthulhu

            Scene card FTW!

          • I laugh at people who don’t have one. I even switched banks for more points

          • MynameisBlarney

            Ah. Carry on then.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          “The stronger the evidence, the more obvious it is that’s it’s a conspiracy. That’s why the stuff that’s clearly just made up is so true, no conspiracy could possibly be that incompetent.”

          • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

            I don’t know what’s real anymore!

      • Cartoon Euchrid Eucrow

        This is the difference between liberal and conservative conspiracies. The theories about conservatives almost always end up being objectively true. Further, I think this is accurate at least as far back as Watergate.

  • The DepravedDemmeFatale

    so now we know where trump got his “Clinton secretly hates the catholics” stuff.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Probably from the same people who built that tunnel from the Vatican to the Oval Office in 1961.

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      Why would Hillary be against the Catholic church if she’s running a child sex trafficking operation? Wouldn’t that be bad for business?

  • elviouslyqueer

    that Bill Clinton would soon face indictment for raping a teenaged girl

    Well well well, you know who else raped a teenage girl, allegedly?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Glenn Beck?

      • Fun with Cthulhu

        I thought Glenn Beck murdered a teenage girl?

        • MynameisBlarney

          He hasn’t denied it…

    • Thiazin Red

      That sounds like someone literally just cut out Trump’s name and pasted in Clinton.

      • elviouslyqueer

        DING DING DING DING DING.

      • I Am Helpy

        So basically every Clinton smear of the election.

    • mrpuma2u

      Everyone of the 80’s “brat pack” leading men?

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      Humbert Humbert?

  • JHan

    Yeah all those complaints about the “establishment” , well take a real good look at who makes up the new establishment , in cabinet and as advisors to Trump.

    A bunch of wierdo nutjob conspiracy theory lovin science denialists.

    One day we’ll remember those sweet days under Obama where we didn’t have regressives controlling the levers of government

    • Fun with Cthulhu

      Build the swamp!

  • MynameisBlarney

    Not eeeeeven REMOTELY on topic…

    http://img.memecdn.com/cocainum_o_4287197.jpg

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Flynn’s son? Are there any team members who didn’t get there through nepotism?

    • MynameisBlarney

      LOL

      No.

  • elviouslyqueer

    that Marco Rubio was a coke-snorting closeted gay

    Now Dok, you know this one’s probably actually really and truly true.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Does closetedness require self-awareness?

      • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

        Ask Thiel.

      • BigBoppa pour la résistance

        That and lots of hangers.

  • Rick Hill

    A catch all for social interactions for the next four years?
    http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7ZewLq_460s.jpg

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  • JMP

    Flynn has a great plan to reduce America’s national debt, he just needs to hook up with this deposed prince in Nigeria who has a huge inheritance that he just needs help getting to.

  • Señor Skwerl!

    I for one look forward to our nightmare of Agenda 21 which destroys America’s farms, factories, and Christian churches with bicycle paths.

    • Scooby

      The bicycle path to hell is paved with good intentions.

  • Mary Sandoras

    It just really boggles my mind, this adminstrative coaltion of fungimentalists, con men and nut bags.

    • willi0000000

      why did i read “coalition” as “coagulation” . . . ?

  • Mavenmaven

    The Master Race doesn’t seem to have mastered reality very well.

    • Rick Hill

      Well, what do you expect. Their best was killed off. Back in the forties. Horrible comeuppance…

  • Jenny

    Jesus christ, these guys. There’s “Murica” morons and then there is this. Most of these idiots live successful kick ass lives too. ugh!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I honestly can’t fathom how anyone would believe that a child prostitution ring would be run, by Hillary Clinton, out of a pizzeria basement. Everyone knows that the best place for that kind of thing is in the attic of a Greek grocery.

    • GoutMachine

      Based on the laws of projection – as demonstrated ad nauseum by the Republicans this election – we should immediately check the basement of Trump Tower for an actual child prostitution ring.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Probably every basement of anyone vaguely close to Trump.

        • elviouslyqueer

          Starting with and always and forever including Steve Bannon’s.

      • Lambsendbeds

        Look no further than Trump’s penthouse. i’d say that Trump has been prostituting Ivanka since she was a wee nymphette.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Mar-A-Lago.
        For sure.

    • mrpuma2u

      GREEK GROCERY LIBELZ!!!

    • YoNastyBunny

      Please! I run my child prostitution ring out of an organic, gluten-free vegan cupcake shop.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        U WOOLD DOO TAHT LIEBRUL CUCK

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Gluten-free cupcakes? You monster!

      • elviouslyqueer

        Willy Wonka, that you?

      • JHan

        “vegan cupcake” Of all the harmful things to do to a child..

        • kindness

          Next thing they will have chocolate free chocolate.

          • JHan

            Even worse: Carob cupcakes

      • Kooolest G

        can you send me the cheat sheet for all the secret codes for that, still trying to figure out what kinky sex act translation of “german chocolate cake” is

        • BigBoppa pour la résistance

          German chocolate cake = Heidi lolicon.

        • YoNastyBunny

          Interracial gay sechs, duh!

    • JHan

      I think the comments are comment gold. Well done and congrats to everyone.

    • Anna Rompage

      Or a catholic run boarding house for orphans…

      • Jenny

        What??? Next you’ll tell me there is a ring in my catholic church!!!

    • Scooby

      Enter through the rear door please.

  • WiscoJoe

    There’s a sex ring being run out of the basement of the Alamo, right next to where my stolen bike is being hidden.

    • Nounverb911

      The Alamo, didn’t they convert that into a Taco Bell?

    • Sister the Resister!

      They have All the Missing Socks, too, don’t they? Bastards!

      • elviouslyqueer

        DAMMIT. *books trip to San Antonio*

        • Make sure to check out the Riverwalk when you’re there.

    • baconzgood

      There so basement at the Alamo.

      -Tour Guide Tina-

      • WiscoJoe

        Tour Guide Tina is a globalist neoliberal corporate shill.

    • The funny thing about the Alamo is that you get this mental picture of what it looks like from all the movies, as well as the fact that Texans keep touting it. When you actually see it, it’s … small. Rather disappointing, in fact. I walked by it several times before I realized that was it.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        It’s an interesting tour inside, but quite unimpressive from the outside

      • baconzgood

        Taco Land is much better. The Dead Milkman even wrote a song about it.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Make the Alamo Great Again!

        • BigBoppa pour la résistance

          I would but I keep forgetting.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Worst. Texan. Evar.

          • baconzgood

            Al-a-moe….that sounds vaguely familiar….

          • Shan – Mildly Depraved

            Doesn’t that mean it has ice cream on it?

        • kindness

          Put all the Republican Sugar Daddies in there and then let Mexico invade it & kill everyone? I’m in.

      • GoutMachine

        Yeah, and there’s literally a Burger King across the street (or was when I was last there, which, admittedly, was in the last century).

        I grew up in Dallas, and in high school one of my friends transferred in from Colorado. All he wanted to do was see the Alamo. We kept trying to manage his expectations, but he was hellbent. Once we finally went, he was like, “Really? That’s it?”

      • JMP

        I just wonder why we’re supposed to celebrate a bunch of idiots who died for Texas the first time that place decided to betray and secede from their country in order protect the “right” to own black people as slaves.

    • The DepravedDemmeFatale

      i always found it weird to see “Alamo Rental Car” offices in Mexico.

  • I Am Helpy

    Look it is only by being balls-out cuckoo bananas that they defeated Jade Helm, don’t ask them to give up a winning strategy

  • XtremeFeministRodeoQueen MLG

    It’s VAGENDA 21, and we don’t want to outlaw Christianity, just permanently ban it from our wombs, bedrooms and governments.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Trending topic on Gab:

    Sure, Soylent Green is people, but I thought lefties liked recycling?

    • But is it made from organic, non-GMO, free range people?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        People
        People who eat people
        Are the hungriest people in the world

      • MynameisBlarney

        I can’t stomach any other kind.

  • anwisok

    In future news: “The Trump administration is calling for a full investigation into NASA’s claim that they ‘went to the moon'” Demands to know what budget was *really* used for.”

    • Beanz&Berryz

      “Just asking”

    • Anna Rompage

      In yesterdays news, Trump admin suggests gutting budget for NASA’s earth based science research, especially funding for climate change….

      • willi0000000

        yeah . . . NASA should be studying planets . . . you know, like Mars.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Followed by investigations into Elvis, Bigfoot, and UFO sightings.

  • Hardly Ideal

    If I may go on for a bit…

    Mrs. Ideal and I were watching some show about a supposed ninth planet in the most distant reaches of the solar system; computer simulations and orbits of some Kuiper Belt objects suggest something big is about 100 billion miles from the sun.

    But that doesn’t have to do with the point I’m getting to. At one point, they mentioned Pluto and how it was demoted/ killed/ reclassified/ skullfucked. We’re not big on the speculation stuff, so we talked about how stupid the drama over Pluto was. Like, people were- and still are- upset over the scientific classification of a distant ball of rock. Like, passionately so. I can bring up the subject on Facebook and members of my own family will admit they don’t care about solar orbits, hydrostatic stability, or gravitational dominance; all that seems to matter is that NUH UH PLUTO IS TOO A PLANET because that’s what they remember from grade school.

    Looking back, I wonder if we should’ve taken it as a warning sign, when feelings trump empirical characteristics. It was funny at the time to think of people, say, classifying whales based on which was your childhood favorite rather than physical characteristics. But after The Bastard was elected in spite of all his demonstrable faults… I dunno. Just… goddamn, right? Where do we go from here? What do we do when lies pass for truth and the truth is obsolete?

    • I Am Helpy

      That is literally the plot of a Rick & Morty episode.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        And maybe a Mork & Mindy one

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          Shazbot!

    • Tsk, “dwarf planet” is so demeaning. It’s “equatorially challenged!”

      • BigBoppa pour la résistance

        I thought we were calling them Little Planets now. I just can’t keep this PC shit straight anymore.

        • theCryptofishist

          No, you’re talking about little white stars and little brown stars. Planetoids works. Staroids doesn’t.

      • Hardly Ideal

        It’s not enough that he just happens to live near the sun (relatively speaking) and assumes a round shape. That shrimpy bum should grow up and clear that neighborhood. I mean, have you seen all those unwashed trans-Neptunian objects??

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I imagine it’s important to Percival Lowell’s family

      • willi0000000

        Clyde Tombaugh.

        ETA – with this many emotionally involved with Pluto i guess we shouldn’t nominate Neil Tyson for any elective office.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          He finally discovered it, after Lowell had predicted it years earlier. I imagine Clyde’s family probably thinks it’s important too

          • Objectifer

            All in Flagstaff AZ. The whole Pluto thing is personal in Flag.

          • Bridge Is Burned So Go Forward

            Listen y’all. Pluto is important here in Las Cruces, NM, also too because this is where the little rascal was discovered! (I actually had Clyde Tombaugh as a professor and now you know I’m an old.)

          • Bridge Is Burned So Go Forward

            Ooops! I’m wrong. Pluto was discovered in Flagstaff. (Sorry Flagstaff.) Almost started another fake news thing. But Tombaugh taught here in Las Cruces.

    • MynameisBlarney

      While no one knows exactly where we’re going from here. I think everyone (that didn’t vote for trump) knows for sure that wherever it is we’re going, it’s gonna suck major bawls.

    • Feelings replaced facts a while ago.

    • MynameisBlarney
      • Hardly Ideal

        I say we reach a compromise and reclassify it as a Dwarf Pluto.

  • SnarkON

    Yep. Keep on burning the country down, Trump team. Burn the mothafucka down.

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • Nockular cavity

      “And now, some of us laugh at outer space!”

  • Kooolest G

    the only silver lining to this fake news thing is, the macedonian teenagers and the weasel on samantha bee last night aren’t doing it for ideological reasons, they’re doing it for the money. 3 months from now fake stories about hillary aren’t gonna generate any clickbait $, you know what will…..yep you guessed it, fake stories about trump. get ready for 4 years of your frankenstein’s monster you created comrades.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Naw, RWNJ’s will never give up their CDS, nor will there be nearly the market for fake news on the left

      • GoutMachine

        Yeah, Lefties tend not to be gullible idiots lacking critical thinking skills.

        • JMP

          There are some ostensibly liberal sites that promote fake news and conspiracy theories, but they’re all fairly obscure ones like Occupy Democrats and Naked Capitalism; there’s nothing with the reach of a Breirbart, Drudge or NewsBusters, not to mention which is promoted by actual high-level members of the incoming Presidential administration.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            Even Occupy Democrats is mostly truthful (I believe it’s about 1/5 misleading or straight out lies) because it’s easier to fool liberals when you start with facts.

          • I Am Helpy

            um, what about HuffPo? Also, Mother Jones employs an anti-GMO conspiracy theorist who regularly posts insane drivel.

          • JMP

            Yeah, I was thinking along the line of political conspiracy theories, but when it comes to health there’s a number of ostensibly liberal sites that promote anti-science bullshit like that, the anti-vaccination crap and alternative “medicine”.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          *cough Bernie’s rigged talk cough*

          We’re less susceptible, definitely. But we’re certainly not immune.

          • GoutMachine

            Sure, sure. But yeah.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Although there are some leftie fake news sites that should be avoided at all costs- like Bipartisan Report

    • Beanz&Berryz

      But didn’t one of the fake newsters already say that the Libzes aren’t nearly such the gullible, clicky yokels that the RWNJs are, so there’s just not so many clicks on dissing the RWNJ politicians?

      • Kooolest G

        it’s not the libzbians you have to fool, they’re already in the tank for OHJB or whoever, it’s the RWNJs that are gonna feel betrayed every time another fake news story comes out about trump not hating the mexicans enough

        • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

          For these poor “betrayed” RWNJ’s, can we coin the term cuck-suckers?

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      My mom clicked on a fake news story about Trump getting arrested, got a pop-up saying that she now had a Trojan horse on her computer and that she needed to call “The Microsoft Help” to fix it (she had a Mac). And she did, and now someone in India is $600 richer.

      • Sister the Resister!

        MOM!!! Don’t click on that!!!!

        (you have my sympathies – I narrowly saved my mom from a $479 bill to some unknown somebody from nowheresville. Took me about 2 hours to unravel the mess)

    • Zippy W Pinhead
    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “IVANKA TRUMP HAS TWO PENISES!”

  • Ryan Denniston

    With all the projection flung about during the campaign, I’m really starting to wonder about that whole Trump rape thing the media didn’t talk too much about. It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

  • Resistance Fighter MausFeet
    • MynameisBlarney

      “I seen shit that would turn you white!”

    • Raan

      Look at Ernie Hudson trying desperately not to yuck it up.

  • Land Shark

    He also has an account on “Gab”

    Gab: alt-right’s social media alternative attracts users banned from Twitter

    It may be that Gab becomes an online sanctuary for the far right. It’s not clear whether anyone else will join the party. The question then will be: will isolation in such a bubble simply intensify and normalize alt-right views?

    Monthly Average Users: Twitter, 317 million; Facebook, 1,788 million; Gab, 98,000

    Good luck with that. At least we know where to find all the bigots, racists, douchenozzles, twatwaffles, and Trump voters.

    • Rick Hill

      So….no different from the comment section of any rightwing site?

      • Land Shark

        Pretty much. An echo chamber of twats.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      I swear the more liberals are open to having a conversation and debate about ideas the more wingnuts wrap themselves in bubble wrap and live in concrete bunkers.

    • Anna Rompage

      You mean besides on Breitbart, Faux Nation, and InfoWars

    • JMP

      What’s the point of the white supremacists creating their own alternative to Twitter when they can’t use it to harass and intimidate everyone they disagree with?

      • Land Shark

        It’s Obama’s 11th dimension chess …. gets them all in one place. Now, if you’re, say, a builder of bunkers or seller of arms, advertising there would be a good investment. Meanwhile, the rest of us can enjoy FB photos of cats and far-flung relatives in peace.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        They keep offering Leslie Jones a free trial account, but she still hasn’t signed up.

      • Idiokraticdrumpfuckistan

        All the macho fascist trumpstains have to have a safe space to go where they can commiserate over their collective butthurt and lick each other’s wounds.

  • Me not sure

    You only get child sex if you ask for “a triple anchovies and canned clams on whole wheat deepdish” and wink twice.

    • mailman27

      Maximum sentence. No exceptions.

  • Daisy

    So there’s just one less now?

    • JHan

      “Officially” :(

  • JHan

    I’m gonna say projection… Trump held coke and sex parties with underage models back in the 90’s.

    And I don’t want to speculate about him and Ivanka, even though typing “I don’t want to speculate about him and Ivanka” Leads to more speculation..

  • JVisconti

    The Onion extends complimentary subscription to Flynn just for the giggles.

  • Thaumaturgist

    So. Hillz has been named an insider threat by the army.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      People are saying…

  • fawkedifiknow

    The Bush Administration was pretty good at spewing so many lies on a regular basis that it was almost impossible to debunk them in real time, before the next ones came along. They were amateurs.

  • georgiaburning

    Thanks for reminding me to continue the German lessons. EU immigration rules are interesting but specific. The biggest part of me wants to stay and fight but there are personal responsibilities involved. Plans B, C, and D need to be ready.

    • David Chaillou

      Forget Germany, the climate and food are much better in Paris or Rome. Left-leaning yankees welcome for the next 4 years at least.

      • georgiaburning

        I was thinking Austria.

      • Australia for us. I’m gonna fight first though.

  • JMP

    The important thing is that the right has proven they can promote actual attacks on anyone they deem guilty of throughtcrime, even the owner of a small business who became a target because he’s openly gay and proudly donated money to Hillary Clinton and liberal organizations. This is basically GamerGate writ large, where the far right decides to sent the flying hoards of madmen in order to try and destroy the lives and businesses of random people they despise in order to intimidate and terrorize all who do not go along with their agenda.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Virtual Kristallnacht

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        And crazy eyes (Kellyanne) gets to lead the charge.

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          She’s the wicked witch & Trump supporters are the flying monkeys

    • Moebym, Resistance Pilot
    • David Chaillou

      Agree, but “hordes”. Please.

      • JustDon’tSayDittos

        Yeah, JMP, get it rightly, moran!

      • JMP

        Homophones are confusing.

        • mailman27

          What’re you tryin’ to say, I sound like a homo??

        • David Chaillou

          Whereas homophobes are confused.

    • Erala Contratista

      Hordes? In their dreams.
      Reminds me of some one who pointed out some years ago that expecting to fight off the gov”mint with your stash of guns and ammo and dried foodstuffs while they have stuff like RPGs, portable missiles, armored vehicles, etc, might be a bit optimistic on the horde’s part.
      Oh, I forgot military logistics support. The Marine one in Barstow is bigger than most small towns.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    That nice boy Joey Scarborough is demanding an apology from Flynn. Good luck with that.

    • chicken thief

      Mika will make that frowny face at him if he doesn’t!

      • Shan – Mildly Depraved

        Not for too long, though. Wrinkles.

    • JHan

      Joe’s fake outrages about Trump are cute.

  • Daisy

    Yes, I am supposed to be rereading an article about why no action was taken to prevent the Rwandan genocide. But I need a break before my two hour study session.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I always had a theory about that, but have no idea if it was true… As bad as the Rwandan genocide was, Rwanda is almost in the dead center middle of Africa. Even as big as our military is, and as mobile as it is… mid-continent anywhere is very hard to get to, even for us, with lots of people and vehicles and support all on the ground… It’s one thing to drive 100,000 people across a border in 15.000 vehicles, it’s something else entirely to put half of both in the middle of a continent… I think it was merely at the outer bounds of our military logistical support reach, and for a not mortal-to-us problem, not feasible…

      If you get time sometime, let me know how wrong I am…

      • Bitter Scribe

        We could probably get anywhere we really wanted/needed to. The significance of Rwanda’s location is that it’s not strategic, unlike, say, Somalia. So we could afford to overlook what went on there.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          I agree about “anywhere we really wanted/needed to.” I was thinking that Rwanda a “mere” humanitarian mission in a hard-to-get-to place… As for Somalia, having a port to drive a boat in to or a coastline to fly over makes the “getting there” mucho alot easier.

          • Bitter Scribe

            I can’t cite you a source, but my understanding is that we and the Soviets were highly interested in Somalia because it commanded the Gulf of Aden and the Red Sea.

      • Daisy

        Actually, part of it (not all), was because of our failed intervention in Somalia. The Clinton administration didn’t want another incident like that to occur, and wrote off humanitarian intervention.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    “We have kicked him off the transition team BUT we did get him a nice job at CNN where he’ll be paid lucratively to say the same bullshit, just not as part of our team.

    Also we’re still paying him as part of our team, because… What are you going to do about it?

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • baconzgood

    So all I have to do is profes bat shit crazy conspiracy theories and I can work for Trump? Sign me up.

    FREE MASONS CONTROL THE TIDES! SOUP MAKES YOU GAY! THE MILITARY IS CONTROLLED BY R.C. COLA! KEROSENE IS A GREAT FERTILIZER!

    • georgiaburning

      Wait until the check clears before you spend it

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Mmmmm.. Needs mor crazy

      • MynameisBlarney

        Ayup.
        And the spelling…it’s too good.

    • Sister the Resister!

      Damn! I knew it was the soup!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      The soup thing is true.

      • starfanglednut

        So no soup for us, then.

    • Bitter Scribe

      That doesn’t include corn chowder, does it?

      Asking for a friend.

    • Suse

      But canned clams are safe, right?

      • JustDon’tSayDittos

        FFS, don’t sta…

        ..I need a new thing. Still.

      • Fun with Cthulhu

        No one will ever think to look in the can for them, so compared to the rest of us, they’re safe.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Honestly! Now is the time to start your own conspiracy blog & sell personalized tin foil hats! You could make a fortune even more bigly than Trumps! There are LOTS of people out there right now who will believe literally anything!

      • willi0000000

        fuck tinfoil hats! . . . im’ma gonna sell personalized conspiracy theories.

        [ i can deliver those over the innertubes for free . . . plus $25 per theory ]

    • Malaclypse

      Brawndo has what plants crave, it’s got Electrolytes!

  • Ray in VT

    Sounds like he’s got about the right amount of dingbattery to fit in with a bunch of the stuff that Trump promotes via Twitter. I wonder if he’ll be on his father’s staff starting in January.

  • OrG

    Fuck the internet.I’m going back to reading books.

    • Suse

      This about the only place I frequent post-election.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I tried that the other night. They told me NOTHING about fixing crepey skin.

      • Suse

        Every time I see that, I think of K-Con’s legs.

      • mailman27

        These are crepey times.

    • JerryRich

      Without the mighty Beethoven (and my two little dogs) I would have gone stark raving mad already.

  • JHan
    • Suse

      Eewww!1!1!!

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      Isn’t she a step-parent, though? I forget which spawn came from which Frau.

      • chortlingdingo

        I think Melania’s only blood-child is Barron.

        • Amalga

          Does that poor kid always have to wear a suit? Geez, he’s what? 10?

      • JHan

        The Trump clan is too “liberal” for us all

    • Moebym, Resistance Pilot

      This is the third time I’ve seen it. Once was enough.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      No wonder the Goobers love him. Promoting incest as a family value?

    • starfanglednut

      WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?!

    • HazooToo

      Show of hands, how many of you see photo shoots like this and still think Trump is NOT banging his daughter?

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      I wouldn’t live in that penthouse if you gave it to me for free.

      My hope is that Trump will live in the White House for a while and it will clean his visual palate until he realizes his gaudy, sterile, gold-plated house is ugly as fuck.

      But that would require self-awareness, and I don’t think the 70 years of evidence we have has shown he’s capable of that.

      • JHan

        It’s like the gaudiest craftsman from the rococo period decided to time travel and vomit all over trump tower.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Trump’s team has been saying all along, but especially recently how “facts don’t matter”. Heck, Paul Ryan just said over the weekend he “doesn’t care about” Trump’s tweets. Can someone please explain to me when having anything above a GED made people “elitists”? Or why the F— facts don’t matter? I suppose it was sometime mid-2015, but this just doesn’t make sense to a rational thinking person! I’m sick over the fake news being believed over any actual news source & the dumbing down of America. I guess a stupid citizen makes an easier manipulated one, but this is just getting more & more ridiculous every day :( There’s not enough liquor in 6 liquor stores to get me through the next 4 years!

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      No. No, we can’t explain any of that.
      Now, stop bogarting the bourbon!

    • Scrofula

      Cause you can’t get your GED in county lockup for stealing copper wire and Sudafed. Only fancy-pants prisons have GED programs.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      If facts don’t matter, I wish they’d stop asking me to cite facts when I’m arguing with them.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        Wouldn’t that be nice? I too have experienced this… You come back at ’em with facts for them to say “oh..MSM” or “lamestream media” or “Snopes is owned by Soros”, etc. So, in conclusion, they demand facts, you provide links to such facts, they scream that those facts aren’t real. Maybe living in a land of delusion is the only way to survive the next 4 years?

    • Slavakitty

      The only thing that makes sense to me is that these people would rather be right than rational. They need to win at all costs, and if you’re going to win, there have to be losers. They want to have stuff that their opponents can’t have, and that’s the motive for oppressing anyone who isn’t part of their insular group. Any proponent of a just society and equality for all is a threat to their way of thinking, because to them, power is zero-sum; if you have as much as they do, they “lose.” That’s why they hate us liberals so much. Our tolerance threatens their sovereignty. So do truth, facts, and logic, because when confronted with them, they always lose the argument.

  • Apparently the crazed fringe of Trump voters/Infowars fans (that Venn diagram is a circle) who believed Comet Ping Pong was running a child sex slave ring out of its basement for high-ups in the Democratic Party are now claiming that the loon who shot the place up looking for bondage dungeons or whatever was a “false flag”. A conspiracy theory to explain a conspiracy theory. I need to lie down. p.s. Don’t hit your head on the sign that’s warning you not to hit your head on the sign.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e65dd40e30d12f337fc3b57f6f6848461be6c139d523f2fb0588293aed1bf115.jpg

    • Delu

      It prevents them from taking responsibility and admitting they are wrong. 2 things they never will do.

  • starfanglednut

    I have some “friends” on the facepalm who are now saying that fake news might not be fake because that’s what the powers that be want you to think. These are the BoB types. I think they just wanna read bad shit about Hillary Clinton.

    How do we know it’s fake, huh? After all, the pizza menus were clearly in code.

    Jesus, liberals are idiots sometimes.

    • mailman27

      Really. Who orders “cheese” with “pizza?” The code words are so obvious sheeple!!

    • The DepravedDemmeFatale

      the bobs are not liberals.
      they are trump-enablers.
      they must be so disappointed not to have hillary to kick around anymore.

      • starfanglednut

        Pretty much. But they like to make a big deal about being more progressive than the rest of us.

        • The DepravedDemmeFatale

          they may like to think of themselves that way, but they’re dead to me.
          there is no excuse.
          they will spend the rest of their lives rationalizing their choices, while knowing, deep down, that they enabled this disaster.
          fuck ’em.

  • Paperless Tiger

    National security and acute paranoia, now there’s a heady mix.

    • Begin Anew Day

      If you’re heading for WAR there can be no better.

  • TX Taco Truck Brigade

    OT: So you know how we mock Sarah Palin and her moose chili? Apparently the TX mom went nuts at some artisanal market thing and bought a bunch of recipe books. She just asked me if I ever wanted to know how to cook raccoon. (No, the answer was no).

    So being snarky, I asked if there was a recipe for moose chili. TX mom said nope…but here’s one for moose steak.

    Hopefully y’all get a little smile out of that. Called and set up appointment for temp agency today, I’d be a lot more psyched for the future if Hillary had won, but, ya gotta appreciate the little things!

    • therblig

      palin was mccain’s big moostake

  • Claire

    I’ve been hearing about Agenda 21 since the 90s. Exactly when is it supposed to happen, anyway? It can’t be worse than the Plan 9 we’re operating on now.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Just more PsyOps designed to stoke fear in a population to make it easier to control.

      • Courser

        About 5 years ago I met a nutty lady at a party who yammered at me all night about Agenga 21 and how she and her husband have a farm out in Eastern Colorado. Supposedly, I’m welcome to come join them as long as I’ll grow stuff and defend the place with arms. Okay, then!

  • Begin Anew Day

    Bravo Doktor!

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Jesu Christo, his old man is as bad as he is. Hope all this crap gets mentioned at the confirmation hearing.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Sadly, the National Security Advisor does not face a confirmation hearing – it’s an entirely appointed position.

      • A Bashful Nobody

        Should have realized that. Brain still fucked up from reading election results.

  • Duke

    The courts will protect us. Won’t they?

  • Iam Reading

    Expat. Warming up to the concept.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      I just happened to be an expat during the Bush years, and it was wonderful. I didn’t specifically leave because of Bush winning, it was just a timing thing. Now, I’m thinking of leaving deliberately.

  • snark-lurker

    if comments wuz allowded i’d get banned for postin wut im thinkin bout theez monsters

    • I Am Helpy

      snark, nobody understands a word you say but you are loved. You ain’t getting banned.

  • azeyote

    while real news reports that that aliens are impregnating the population and the government is run by reptilians we need some fake news now and then to maintain –

  • President in Exile Firefly

    I heard there’s an illegal sex ring in Trump Tower. It’s one of the aminities.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I saw that on the interwebz and not in the MSM, so you know it’s legit.

  • I Am Helpy

    I think y’all are forgetting who Kept America Safe by shooting road signs to destroy the tacmarks. They are the thin meth line between us and the UN Chinese hiding in the Agenda 21 Walmart tunnels plotting to steal our guns!!1

    google ron paul jade helm

  • nonono

    You know who was supposed to be on trial for rape of an underage girl about this time of year? Anyone? Charges dropped ’cause of death threats from? Campaign projector, what has it lead it?

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    Barack Obama showed off a boner to lady reporters on Air Force One

    PICS OR GTFO

    No, really, I would like to see pics of that, please.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Actually, video of said boner was once posted in these hallowed blog halls. It’s meh. He caught a li’l wood, adjusted himself, and sat back down.

      Which was a national security threat, of course. Ask any RWNJ.

    • nick kelly

      He was merely doing a take off on Anthony Weiner

  • nick kelly

    This is the problem with dummies making up propaganda.
    Speaking as a Brit/ Canuck I can tell you the Brits were masters of prop during WWII.
    They would broadcast in German, pretending to be a German station and defend Hitler against all the incompetents who were frustrating his genius, sigh.

    The pizza story guys fucked up- even the old KGB Directorate of Disinforminskya would be rapping their knuckles if they dreamed this up.

    ‘OK Comrade, what’s is your proposed smear?
    A Clinton is involved in a teen sex ring? OK and what evidence can we fake up on Bill?

    What? What did you say?
    You’re Fired!

  • Ryan Denniston

    Remember the sweet, innocent days of Pussygate?

  • Jennaratrix

    The first rule of naked bunga bunga parties is: You do not talk about naked bunga bunga parties.

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