Women do earn less in America because they choose to. They would rather go to their daughter’s piano recital than stay all night at work, working on a proposal, so they end up earning less. They’re less ambitious. And I think this is sort of God’s way, this is nature’s way of saying women should be at home with the kids, they’re happier there.
Hang on, hang on, don’t go choking on your own vomit just yet. There is more. Because McInnes had some tips for his fellow panelist, Tamara Holder:
If you were a real feminist, you would support housewives and see them as the heroes and women who work — wasting their time. […]
Most women are happier at home. They are pretending that they like working, and they’re not making money because they don’t stay all night at the office, they don’t go the extra mile, they don’t work all weekend.
According to Hannity’s introduction, by the way, this panel was supposed to discuss how Hillary Clinton is the REAL sexist because she paid male Senate staffers more than female Senate staffers, which isn’t actually true, as Tamara Holder repeatedly says, but Hannity says it IS actually true, he read it in the Washington Free Beacon, which is “a legitimate newspaper,” but that’s all beside the point because the panel took a different direction anyway, as you can see. And Hannity is far too busy laughing his ass off and occasionally saying “Oh boy!” and “Oh gosh!” to lead the panel back to its discussion of his false claim that Fox just won’t let go of, so McInnes keeps waving his dick around, jizzing unsolicited advice all over Holder, whose jaw is on the ground as she’s all, like, “OMG, I just can’t even, is this real?” Yes, Tamara Holder, sorry, this is real. So is this:
You’re making a mistake. You would be much happier at home, with a husband and children. […] Look, you’re miserable. You would be so much happier with kids around you tonight. Imagine coming home: “Mommy’s home!” […] Feminism has made women miserable. Women were much happier when housewives were glorified.
And then, darnit, we are out of time. So who is this asshole? No, not Sean Hannity, the other one, who is on Fox all the time, spittling about hating Muslims and and liberals and transgenders and feminists and Neil deGrasse Tyson? That’s pretty much who he is. He cofounded Vice once upon a time, he has written some “books,” sometimes he angry-fists his keyboard for Thought Catalog, which is THE WORST, or even Taki, which even more THE WORST, and also he has a beard.
In other words, he is the perfect Fox News guest. Why, just earlier his week, he was on another Fox show, complaining about how emotional women are, “delivered entirely in a Scottish accent while dressed in plaid.” Nope, we are not joking about that either.
Obviously, we would tell this guy to fuck himself with a rusty hacksaw (because we are A Lady, and therefore quite emotional), but because we are A Lady, and we do not work hard, certainly never at night or on the weekends ever, and we are too busy being miserable and wishing we were at home being a housewife or our daughter’s piano recital, even though we do not have a daughter, we will not even bother. Guess that is our way, or maybe God’s way, of saying that if we ever work for Hillary Clinton, we are happy to be paid less, even though she does not do that ACTUALLY, because we are A Lady.