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It looks like Cindy “Cougar” McCain tapped into the campaign funds, got high as fuck, and created the latest ad for dear husband WALNUTS! This is really a great ad — equal parts Stanley Kubrick, Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, all wrapped up with that Cougar Touch. Will British Winston save the girl in the blueberry fields from the descending galaxies of WALNUTS? Find out for yourself, after the jump! MORE »

Redstate has accepted our alliance in the War Against Paultards. They wish to be Churchill instead of “that socialist FDR.” This is good! It means they can take the bombing for the first little while, and eventually we’ll step in.

The Redstate commenters are posting videos of like, Ronald Reagan. It’s funny. What do we do now?

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