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Posts Tagged ‘victory’

AP Forgets That Caucus States Don’t Matter

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Bush Excited About Reemergence of Horrible Iraq Bloodshed!

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

The Surge has already worked, but now it is starting to un-work. The Green Zone in Baghdad is under attack, and there is a battle in Basra between various factions of Shiites, Sunni militias, U.S. soldiers and the fake Iraq army. Famous “Shiite cleric” Muqtada al-Sadr’s cease-fire with the Maliki government has splintered his group, and now al-Sadr is under pressure to disregard the cease-fire entirely. Sunni insurgents have only been peaceful because the Americans bribed them, but now they are for some reason shooting at each other too. Temporary calm has devolved into chaos, forever. And that is why President George W. Bush responded today that this is a “very positive” development. Al Qaeda is on the run, or something! MORE »


Victory For Walnuts! McCain Is ‘Comeback Geezer’

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

McCain is giving a speech! Let’s talk about it. He is going to give us a thousand-year war in Iraq. He is a lunatic. “We had just one strategy, to you what I believe.” The funny thing is he believes absolutely nothing. Nothing! A mailbox believes more things. MORE »


Victory In Iraq: New Oil Law Helps Needy Western Oil Companies

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

While liberal webtards continue to call the Iraq Occupation a “failure” due to the hundreds of thousands of blown-up Iraqis, civil war and endless U.S. casualties, optimists point out that Iraq’s most precious resource will soon be available to all the western energy companies so cruelly kept away from the oilfields during Saddam Hussein’s reign.

Read the Good News the Main Stream Media won’t tell you, after the jump.

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