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  Does He Dare To Eat A Peach?

Let’s All Watch Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Whine About His Martyrdom While Strolling The Beach

Prison life is rough
Just in case you’ve been wondering how professional victim and convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza is handling the horrors of being a Political Prisoner in Obama’s America, Vanity Fair has released an exciting video to pimp their big profile of D’Souza in their May issue. It’s pretty rad, also quite possibly gnarly, and it may indeed be the most fetch thing you’ll see all day! Read more on Let’s All Watch Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Whine About His Martyrdom While Strolling The Beach…
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Conservative Actress Maria Conchita Alonso Quits Play Because Lefties Are Being Jerks For Real

On Saturday, we pointed you to the flat-out batshit (and seemingly intentionally hilarious!) three-minute video campaign ad by Tim Donnelly, who will win 28 percent of the vote to not-become California’s next governor. The ad costars Cuban-born actress Maria Conchita Alonso, who is conservative and loves her some huevos grandes de la Tim Donnelly! Now she’s quit a San Francisco production of The Vagina Monologues, because leftists are being shitty. Read more on Conservative Actress Maria Conchita Alonso Quits Play Because Lefties Are Being Jerks For Real…
  if white vaginas are outlawed only outlaws will have white vaginas

Daily Caller Terribly Upset By Production Of Vagina Monologues That ‘Outlaws White Vaginas’

Eric Owens has what may be the easiest job at Tucker Carlson’s Home for the Chronically Angry — he’s the “Education Editor.” So basically, his job is to find news items about teachers who say dumb things, professors who hurt conservative students’ delicate sensibilities, and, his favorite topic, the “national epidemic of schoolteachers having sex with underage students,” because of course government schools are hotbeds of perversion — just one more reason to do away with them. And don’t even get him started on higher education, where the professors are all Marxist radicals and the students are either indoctrinated drones or privileged burnouts, with a few victimized conservatives thrown in for readers to sympathize with. Which is why late last week, Owens found it necessary to pretend to be Very Concerned about the terrible oppression of white feminists: Read more on Daily Caller Terribly Upset By Production Of Vagina Monologues That ‘Outlaws White Vaginas’…
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A Children’s Treasury Of Impolite-For-Mixed-Company Signs From Michigan’s Vagina Fest

Your Wonkette did not go to the Vagina Monologues fun time at the Michigan State Capitol because Lansing is a long drive. Also, with that many women gathered in one place, you’re liable to attract bears. Fortunately, there were no bear attacks Monday and even more fortunately intrepid gay Todd Heywood braved this sea of vaginally endowed activists for local LGBT newspaper Between The Lines. Heywood (a fantastic journalist who’s done some incredible work on public health policy) and his employer were kind enough to share these pictures from an event Larry Craig might describe as “icky.” Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Impolite-For-Mixed-Company Signs From Michigan’s Vagina Fest…
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Michigan Just Cannot Get Enough Vaginas

Michigan just cannot stop being ridiculous. State Rep. Lesia Liss, the only female Democrat to vote for the recent package of anti-abortion bills you may have heard about, was so overcome with the vapors following the utterance of the word vagina, her husband had to speak on her behalf. What does Mark Liss’ wife, the actual elected official, think about Eve Ensler and the ladies of the Michigan Legislature (2013 calendars available in time for the holidays!) performing The Vagina Monologues at the Michigan Capitol tonight? Mark Liss, husband of state Rep. Lesia Liss, D-Warren, said both he and his wife objected to some of the language in this week’s abortion debates. Lesia Liss was unavailable to comment. “The irony is, Lesia loves the play,” Mark Liss said. “We’ve actually been to see it, and I said, ‘When are we going to the Penis Monologues?’ “ Very “penetrating” insight, Mark Liss! Read more on Michigan Just Cannot Get Enough Vaginas…