tony perkins
Super-Rich Republicans Have Become Totally Selfless And Enlightened About The Whole Gay Marriage Deal
If you’re as old as we are, and have had as much exposure to Reg’lar ‘Murica as we have, you are probably still a bit dizzied at the pace at which the majority of Americans went from “Ew! Gheys!” to “Ah, ain’t that a cute lesbian couple!” We close our eyes, breathe deeply and meditate [...]
All Logic And Reason Still Says Gay Marriage Is Gross
We thought maybe it was time for a quick reminder about the whole “gay marriage” issue, as it’s been a while since somebody said something hyperbolic about it, and we were worried that perhaps you’d forgotten how horrible gay marriage was, and about how letting two people fill out some legal paperwork is the exact [...]
Your Annotated Guide To Tony Perkins Wanting To Sacrifice Gay Boy Scouts
Yes, in case you didn’t know, Your Wonkette is indeed subscribed to receive emails from the Family Research Council — how else would we figure out the appropriate talking points to justify our medieval notions of a chaste society where God rules all and sluts are flogged? Usually, it is just some nonsense about how [...]
Anti-Gay Group Leader Frothing Over ‘Hate Group’ Label Was Totally Gay-Married To David Duke
Tony Perkins, the head of the extreme anti-gay hate group the Family Research Council, says the Southern Poverty Law Center has blood on its hands after a pro-gay crazy guy came to the FRC’s DC office and tried to shoot up all the Christianists. Why is this the SPLC’s fault? Because the SPLC has been [...]
America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award
The Family Research Council, Satan’s favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a “pro-family” human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child [...]
Let’s Compare This Crazy Anti-Gay AFA Op-Ed With One Published By WaPo!
Listen up gays: There are Christians out there who agree with Carl Paladino that you being gay is bad for your health. But it’s not because they hate you, it’s because they just care about you so much! They want to stand by your handsome bedside and hold your handsome hand and help you recover [...]
Family Research Council Racistly Implies Sarah Palin’s a ‘Cheerleader’
After snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin’s lame performance at the “Value Voters” pretend straw poll in Iowa, America’s Christian Moral Majority began washing their hands of the Wasilla scam artist. The actual leader of the Family Research Council went so far as to say Palin “maybe” isn’t a viable candidate for anything. But she could function [...]
Backlog Wonk’d: Arlen Specter Watches The Baseball, Hitchens Enjoys Noel Coward, Tony Perkins Throws Off ‘Vibes’
What a fantastic spring it’s been in DC, what with the terrible muggy spell in early May, and now there’s nothing but terrible swampy grossness ahead! Fortunately, DC’s “celebrities” can be spotted both in- and out of doors, where they engage in elite activities such as air travel, grocery shopping, lunching, and even watching sports [...]
‘I Hope Tony Perkins Doesn’t Pray To Jesus With That Mouth’
Dan Savage offers one of the better commentaries on Prop 8 we’ve seen. [YouTube via Andrew Sullivan]
God Hates Rudy
Wonkette Conference Crash: FRC’s Washington Briefing
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