Tag: tony perkins
Idiots: Hurricane Harvey Caused By Lesbians Witches Katy Perry Abortion Illuminati And Democrats, But NOT CLIMATE CHANGE!!1!
If you've been wondering how this all might be Katy Perry's fault, you have come to the right place.
Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.
BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.
Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed.
Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.
Donald Trump cancels a press conference, Congress crooks face jail time, and Jill Stein is still a embarrassing failure. Your daily news brief!
Maybe he'd be comfortable with a more familiar term, like 'abomination.'
Leading religious right bigot loses home in Baton Rouge flooding, and you know what? We are very sorry that happened.
How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week!
Way to get with the times, Republicans!
Know those hilarious statistics that say the most sexxx porn is watched by residents of the most conservative states, like Utah? We're not a social scientist, but we'd guess it has something to do with how if something is intensely condemned by...
<a href="http://wonkette.com/593464/sarah-palin-knows-donald-trumps-favorite-bible-verse-is-all-of-them-katie"></a>One of the best things about this stupid Republican primary has been Donald J. Trump the New York Values thrice-marryer trying to convince wingnut Christians he's actually one of them. He LOVES going to church and partaking of the wine...
Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert doesn't have an erection right now. (Unless he does.) But Louie Gohmert gets boners sometimes, and he knows sometimes there need to be laws, to protect people from his boners. He explained this to...
By now, you may have heard the saddest news ever to come out of the big dumbocrap whatchamahoozit known as the Iowa caucuses: Mike Huckabee will no longer be pretending to "run for president," and will instead have to...