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By now, you may have heard the saddest news ever to come out of the big dumbocrap whatchamahoozit known as the Iowa caucuses: Mike...

Oh ho ho ho ho, you want to eat a fried moose sandwich with OMG hypocrisy sauce for breakfast this morning, the day of...

Suspected pee enthusiast and Fox News shouty mad face Todd Starnes is having a confuse! You see, the other day Donald Trump talked Jesus...

Oh bother! The evangelicals are getting itchy in their Underoos again, what with the cognitive dissonance of Donald Trump -- who does all the seven deadly...

As per the ancient Martin Luther King Day tradition -- no, not the one where Republicans Tweeterspace about how they woulda been total brahs...

Mike Huckabee's river of leaking butthurt continues to flood across America. Hope you're wearing your parka and your galoshes! He's really upset because nobody loves him,...

BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE. Ted Cruz, a politician from Texas, is a politician, and he is from Texas. (And Canada. And Cuba.) Yes, we know, everybody...

Oh, dear, it must be double super tough to be a "Mike Huckabee" these days! He can't pay his own campaign staffers, and he's...

Oh dear God, Houston voters, what fucking century did you meth-travel to before you voted Tuesday? Because if we are reading the results correctly (and...

So you know how all weather is a sign that God is MAD, BRO, at the liberal heathens? That's why He mostly sends revenge weather...

So Pope Francis was flying back to Europe or outer space or wherever he lives, and some reporters decided to ask him about the...

Hooray, the Values Voter Summit started Friday morning in Washington ... and you're late! Haha, just kidding, it's never too late to go to...

Donald Trump is in YOOOGE trouble, mister! He has upset the fundamentalist Christian gatekeepers, and now he shall surely perish, for such are the ways...

Kim Davis, aka Rosa MLK Parks H. Christ, The Martyr of Rowan County, has been free-at-lasted from her jail cell, to go home and...

So, Kim Davis is having a big day! First she woke up in a jail cell and chatted with her bunkmate Myrtle about the...

Oh no, Josh Duggar has strayed from his Christian marriage by getting on the internet to find strange hoo-ha to dip his Duggar Stick...

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