slow news day
TALES OF FAILURE 11:28 am August 5, 2011
Less Hobo Tears Shed In July Jobs Report Than Expected
Your magical new “minimum-wage jobs 4 everyone” number for the month of July is a very exciting 117,000. This is “important newz” in a slow summer news week, because the wizards and their Magic 8-Balls carefully predicted that America’s anusburger institutions were probably going to cram a mere additional 85,000 ashen hobo souls into their [...]
BIG FOLLOW-UPS 4:39 pm October 23, 2009
BREAKING: SHUTUP MIKE ALLEN
Jesus Christ. No link, sadly.
HIGH-ALTITUDE ADVENTURES 1:01 pm September 17, 2008
Bulgarian Leader Briefly Trapped In Cable Car!
Sergei Stanishev, the prime minister of Bulgaria, was stuck on a cable car at a ski resort for an hour yesterday. The power went out, which apparently happens all the time over there, in Bulgaria, because they keep building things even though they don’t have electricity or roads and other such Western luxuries. After the [...]
GOSSIP 2:35 pm November 22, 2006
Gossip Roundup: Is There Some Sort of Holiday or Something?
CNN 11:53 am June 22, 2006
Now Congress Is Sure To Take Action
HOMELAND SECURITY 3:33 pm June 3, 2006
Wonkette’s Week in Review: What Money Does Buy
CNN 4:06 pm May 31, 2006
Proof of Another Slow News Day
CNN 3:38 pm May 9, 2006
Three CNN Headlines: Eat Your Heart Out
NEW YORK SUN 12:20 pm May 9, 2006
You Know, You Can Look This Stuff Up, Guys
POLLS 10:29 am May 9, 2006
Congressional Catfight: Katherine Harris vs. Jo Ann Emerson
SLOW NEWS DAY 12:14 pm April 14, 2006
We Told You More Resignations Were Coming
MEDIA 11:06 am March 22, 2006
Another Slow News Day?
METRO SECTION 9:47 pm March 21, 2006
Metro Section: Nasty, Brutish, and Short
OSAMA BIN LADEN 1:38 pm February 2, 2006
Talk About A Slow News Day
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