• May 28, 2012

slow news day

Your magical new “minimum-wage jobs 4 everyone” number for the month of July is a very exciting 117,000. This is “important newz” in a slow summer news week, because the wizards and their Magic 8-Balls carefully predicted that America’s anusburger institutions were probably going to cram a mere additional 85,000 ashen hobo souls into their [...]

BREAKING: SHUTUP MIKE ALLEN

by Jim Newell  4:39 pm October 23, 2009

Jesus Christ. No link, sadly.

Sergei Stanishev, the prime minister of Bulgaria, was stuck on a cable car at a ski resort for an hour yesterday. The power went out, which apparently happens all the time over there, in Bulgaria, because they keep building things even though they don’t have electricity or roads and other such Western luxuries. After the [...]

Now Congress Is Sure To Take Action

by dlat  11:53 am June 22, 2006

Proof of Another Slow News Day

by dlat  4:06 pm May 31, 2006

A Random Barney Frank Story

by dlat  4:41 pm May 23, 2006

Another Slow News Day?

by dlat  11:06 am March 22, 2006

Talk About A Slow News Day

by dlat  1:38 pm February 2, 2006