scary monsters

According to this important email from Michele Bachmann’s campaign, she is going to win Iowa and then whatever other states are part of America. She is a uniter, not a divider! (As long as you’re an “ex-gay” who helps her collect foster-parenting money, as a “small business.”) And this strategy is working with the nine […]

Do you have a “pretend sex addiction”? Or, if you’re lucky enough to occasionally be around people who drunkenly agree to have sex with you, do you lack interest in “real sex” because of the hot Internet trend of becoming physically numb/impotent when trying to make sexytime with an actual warm human body because of […]

Did you love Michele Bachmann’s super crazy web-cam deal last night, when she literally spoke to her Spirit Devil for something like seven minutes, as it hovered several feet away from the video camera? Well then, you will certainly want to watch it again, at the office. You know how cats sometimes “see something” in […]

Grab the cooler and the lawn chairs, Doris, ’cause the Michele Bachmann parade is coming to Hugo, Minnesota, home of the Michele Bachmann annual car parade.

Whoa we were just stopping by MSNBC for a moment to watch the Israeli Ambassador lie about killing people again, and then what’s her name, Alan Greenspan’s wife, just cold started showing pictures of Al and Tipper Gore dressed up as sex monsters for orgies. What is going on here? Oh right, it was the […]