Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.
IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.
It's not Trump's fault! He's a mere businessman who doesn't understand how 'America' works!
And more juicy tidbits about FLYNN FRIDAY!
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?
SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.
GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.
We're sure Sean Hannity will do a Glenn Beck chart about this on his TV show tonight. You bet.
It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!