What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.
Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!
This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.
We apologize in advance to any who are triggered by the mention of Hillary Clinton's name.
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
Trump's BDSM relationship with Vladimir Putin is going well.
Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!
Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.
What the fuck is wrong with him? (SPOILER: Everything.)
We've seen this movie before.
Loose lips sink ships, y'all! LIT'RALLY!
We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.
It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
Funny how these Breitbart loons keep turning up in the administration, huh?