Tag: rudy giuliani

House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let’s Irresponsibly Speculate Why!

Wonder what Comey could have said that made ALL THE DEMOCRATS blow a gasket.

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.

Donald Trump To Reveal True Identity Of 400-Pound Hacker This Week

Donald Trump will soon reveal the real hacker was Professor Plum, in the library, with a MacBook.

Butthurt Americans Made Many Butthurt Election Complaints To FCC This Year!

For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB.

Dammit, Loretta Lynch! Dammit, James Comey!

Lynch could have stopped Comey from throwing the election. But she didn't.

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Trump Learns Recounts Work Both Ways. Wonkagenda For Monday, November 28, 2016

'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!

Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe?

Just kidding. It's hopeless.

Rachel Maddow Correctly Labels Wonkette ‘Best Website In The World’

Hi, Rachel, hi! Can Wonkette come live with you?

Giuliani Is A Money-Loving Hypocrite! Yr Wonkagenda: Friday, November 18, 2016

Giuliani has a cash fetish, Donald Trump's crappy cabinet, and more reasons to hate Kanye West! Your daily news brief!

Hey You Sad, Sulking Liberals, Get Off Your Asses And DO THIS.

Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style!

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.

Trump’s Inner Circle Now A Firing Squad. Yr Wonkagenda: Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Rudy Giuliani's dirty, filthy money, Ben Carson admits he's A Idiot, and Steve Bannon kind of hates Jews. Your daily news brief.

Time For Rand Paul’s Biannual Five Minutes Of Sense

Rand Paul thinks neither Rudy Giuliani nor John Bolton should be Secretary of State. Look for more sense from him in 2018!

Trump’s Kids Want MORE. Yr Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Trump's kids want security clearances, Canadians want butt stuff, and ONE more Senate race! Your daily news brief.