Tag Archives: rudy giuliani

 

Rudy Giuliani: Why Can’t Obama Be More Like That Nice Rapist, Bill Cosby?

Screw you too, pal
Gather round, kids, because America’s Favorite Has-Been Mayor Rudy Giuliani has some more thoughts about how President Barack Obama is terrible at being black. And president. But wait, didn’t Giuliani recently say Obama is hardly even black at all, because he had a white mom AND white grandparents, ergo, you cannot say Giuliani’s racist words about the president are racist? (Actually, you can say that, and you should. Every time Rudy flaps his facehole.) Yes, he did say those words, but weeks ago, and now Mayor 9/11 is back to hating on Obama’s black half again. Fun! Read more on Rudy Giuliani: Why Can’t Obama Be More Like That Nice Rapist, Bill Cosby?…
  malarky

Little Kid Obama Hater Shut Down by Facebook, Totally Nails Conservative Victimhood

He seems nice
DC News FOX 5 DC WTTG Guys! You remember new conservative underage heartthrob CJ Pearson, the 12-year-old Georgia kid who made this viral YouTube thing and who just knows that Rudy Giuliani was right that Obama hates ’Murica, because he hasn’t gone sufficiently last-half-of-Man of Steel on ISIS? (Yeah, I know, the president is bombing the shit out of them, details.) This, of course, got Sean Hannity’s America into a tither, because the kid is a) black, which means Even The Blacks are starting to see Obama for who he really is, and b) they always have a hard-on (figuratively!) for preteens who say and/or write dumb, mean things about Obama. Read more on Little Kid Obama Hater Shut Down by Facebook, Totally Nails Conservative Victimhood…
  He Won't Be Lured Into Taking AP History

Wingnuts Fall In Viral Love With 12-Year-Old Who Knows Obama Hates America

He seems nice
Meet fresh new viral sensation CJ Pearson, a Georgia middle-schooler who is all over the Wingnuttosphere this week because he has the courage to say that Rudy Giuliani is absolutely right: Barack Obama does not love America. Unlike the former New York mayor, CJ — if he’s not going to use periods between his initials on his YouTube page, then neither will we — doesn’t get into any of Giuliani’s arcane stuff about how Obama was “raised differently from you and me,” possibly because CJ wasn’t raised by a low-level Mob enforcer. Read more on Wingnuts Fall In Viral Love With 12-Year-Old Who Knows Obama Hates America…
  Stupid Punt

Scott Walker Not About To Admit Obama’s As Christian As He Is

Hey, what do I know?
Wisconsin governor and God’s Gift to Wonkette Scott Walker said this weekend that he didn’t know whether Barack Obama is a Christian, but he only said that as a matter of principle to make the media look stupid, he explained. And wow, did that ever work! Read more on Scott Walker Not About To Admit Obama’s As Christian As He Is…
  Here have some news n stuff

Congressjerk Darrell Issa So Grateful Rudy Giuliani Finally Impugned Obama’s Patriotism

He does not even seem nice
Now that ex-mayor and forever scumbag Rudy Giuliani has finally, for the first time ever, raised the question of whether Barack Obama really and truly loves America — because that question has never been asked before — some Republicans couldn’t be happier: Read more on Congressjerk Darrell Issa So Grateful Rudy Giuliani Finally Impugned Obama’s Patriotism…
  the commentczar's in town

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Shoot-Out At The Not-Okay Corral

No, *you're* the most basic of jokes.
Oh, it has been a busy week in Deleted Comments land! Thanks to our switchover to Disqus, the comments are a bit more Wild West-y than they had been — in Olden times, new commenters had to be approved, but now, Yr Moderators have to patrol the dusty streets and clear them of miscreants who shamble into view. Happily, you Wonkers are all deputized to help us keep our comments section a happy Radical Liberal Secularist Leftist Libunatic playground as well, via the “flag” option that appears when you move your mouse over any comment, like so: Read more on Deleted Comments Of The Week: Shoot-Out At The Not-Okay Corral…
  Rudy Can't Fail

Rudy Giuliani Isn’t Racist, Just Can’t Stand That White Guy Who’s President

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani clarified his recent comments about Barack Obama yesterday, explaining that when he said that Barack Obama “doesn’t love America,” he was “not questioning his patriotism.” That’s actually true: Giuliani wasn’t questioning Obama’s patriotism; he was saying outright that Obama just plain doesn’t have any. Read more on Rudy Giuliani Isn’t Racist, Just Can’t Stand That White Guy Who’s President…
  A Noun A Verb A Dogwhistle

Rudy Giuliani: Hey, Did You Ever Notice Obama’s Not One Of Us? If You Know What I Mean?

Screw you too, pal
Apparently tired of being associated with competent mayoring on 9/11 and then never shutting up about it, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani seems determined to reframe his legacy. Why he’d decide that acting like the Second Coming of Lester Maddox is a bit of a mystery, though. At a private dinner for Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Wednesday, Giuliani shared his suspicion that Barack Obama doesn’t really love America because he’s a weirdo foreigner. Giuliani was careful to note that he only pointed this out because he cares. Read more on Rudy Giuliani: Hey, Did You Ever Notice Obama’s Not One Of Us? If You Know What I Mean?…
  How About Nobody Kills Anyone? We Could Get Behind That

Rudy Giuliani To Obama: Stop Personally Murdering All The Cops, Right Now!

Screw you too, pal
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani placed the blame for the murders of two New York City policemen Saturday squarely where it belonged: on President Barack Obama, who had personally whispered “Go kill some cops” into the ear of Ismaaiyl Brinsley, a Baltimore man who killed himself after shooting the two officers, plus his girlfriend. (A lot of people keep forgetting about the girlfriend.) In an interview on Fox & Friends Sunday, Giuliani explained that the President and others had pretty much been calling for the killing of police ever since the August shooting of Mike Brown in Ferguson, Missouri: Read more on Rudy Giuliani To Obama: Stop Personally Murdering All The Cops, Right Now!…
  You know who the REAL racists are?

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Wants To Keep His Black Son Alive, What A Racist Jerk

Bunch of racists
Photo via Bill de Blasio Hippy-dippy socialist communist gay-loving crime-enabling New York Mayor Bill de Blasio just cannot stop being terrible for New York, the greatest nation that ever lived. Because de Blasio hates America, and New York, and police officers obviously, he has declared a race war in New York by giving his biracial son some riot-inciting advice about what to do in the highly unlikely event that he is ever stopped and/or frisked for blacking while black. Read more on New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Wants To Keep His Black Son Alive, What A Racist Jerk…
  Here have some news n stuff

Another White Guy Wants To Know Why No One Protests Blacks Killing Each Other

Some guy who thinks he still matters
As Ferguson, Missouri, braces for the grand jury’s decision on whether to charge Officer Darren Wilson with killing teenager Michael Brown, some loser ex-mayor who suffers from severe delusions about his own relevance (a condition apparently also suffered by whoever books guests for “Meet the Press”) asks a question that has never, EVER been asked before: What about black people, HUH? Read more on Another White Guy Wants To Know Why No One Protests Blacks Killing Each Other…
  priorities people

George W. Bush Probably Too Busy Clearing Brush To Attend 9/11 Memorial Museum. Thanks Obama!

You might have noticed some news about the dedication of a museum honoring an American history event, a little thing hardly worth mentioning called 9/11. Bamz, who wasn’t doing anything else today, so whatevs, roused himself to tour the museum, as did the Clintons, and Michael Bloomberg and Bill de Blasio and Rudy Giuliani (like Rudy could miss such a thing). Bamz even gave a nice little speech about the whole thing. But guess who was missing? Did you guess Bernie Kerik? We do not think he was there because he is maybe still in jail? We’re not going to look that up. Haha the big no-show was George W. Bush, who decided to just send a statement instead. Read more on George W. Bush Probably Too Busy Clearing Brush To Attend 9/11 Memorial Museum. Thanks Obama!…
  can't you take a choke?

Rudy Giuliani Calls Christie’s 4-Day Traffic Gridlock A ‘Prank,’ 9/11 Now Downgraded To ‘Horseplay’

Former NYC 9/11 Mayor 9/11 Rudy 9/11 Giuliani is defending his old pal Chris Christie, saying that the New Jersey governor and future former Republican front-runner is definitely not a bully, and that the closure of lanes on the George Washington Bridge last September was merely a “stupid political prank that backfired.” Stuff happens, and once in a while, when you leave a bucket of water perched on a cracked-open door, it snarls traffic for four days and delays paramedics from getting to a 91-year-old woman who dies later. God, people, have you no sense of humor? Read more on Rudy Giuliani Calls Christie’s 4-Day Traffic Gridlock A ‘Prank,’ 9/11 Now Downgraded To ‘Horseplay’…
  to punish and enslave

Florida Cops Arrest Black Guy 62 Times For ‘Trespassing,’ Mostly At The Store Where He Works. Wait, What?

And now, for something completely different: Our first story this morning looked at a rightwing website’s million-word “investigation” of the time a guy who photographs naked ladies also took some pictures of Barack Obama. By way of contrast, let’s see what some actual old-fashioned investigative journalism can accomplish: with any luck, it might make a difference in a seriously fucked-up situation. The Miami Herald brings us a compelling, detailed story of racial profiling by cops in Miami Gardens, Florida, that’s just crammed with “oh holy shit, really?” moments. This is good stuff, the kind of investigative journalisming that makes “muckraking” an honorific. Also, it’s one of those stories that will make you want to throw things — our usual admonitions about removing heavy objects from the vicinity of your computer monitor apply. Let’s start with the arrests: a constant string of arrests of Earl Sampson, the guy in the video stills up top. Mr. Sampson has been arrested for “trespassing” 62 times in the last four years, mostly at the convenience store where he works. (Go see the videos — we wish we could embed them.) But Sampson isn’t the only person getting arrested for criminally loitering at the store; Miami Gardens cops also regularly arrest customers, too, although the store’s owner, Alex Saleh, keeps asking them to knock it off, because for some crazy reason he doesn’t see how harassing his customers is supposed to reduce crime. He finally installed a video camera system in his store — as the Herald says, Not to protect himself from criminals, because he says he has never been robbed. He installed the cameras — 15 of them — he said, to protect him and his customers from police. What’s that old joke about not knowing where the threat is when somebody yells “Help! Police!”? Read more on Florida Cops Arrest Black Guy 62 Times For ‘Trespassing,’ Mostly At The Store Where He Works. Wait, What?…
  noun verb 911

Romney In NYC: Obama Should Have Handled Bin Laden The Way I Say I Said I Would

Here is a story with so many lovely layers of gooey rich ironies — like a trifle, or a Spotted Dick! First, Mitt Romney is in New York City today, cold hangin’ out at firehouses with Rudy 9u11iani while near-simultaneously criticizing Barack Obama for “politicizing” the death of Osama Bin Laden. Second, did you know Obama should have handled the whole OBL unpleasantness the way Mitt Romney says he said he would have? Fellows, it is true. “It was naive on the part of the candidate to say he would go in,” Romney whined like a total bitch. “It was a very uh uh uh if you will fragile and flammable time in Pakistan, and I thought it was a mistake of him as a candidate for the presidency of the United States at that time to announce that we would go in. Rather than to just, as I did, say we reserve the right to go in wherever is appropriate to secure the interests of the United States of America.” So did Romney say that thing he says he said, about of course reserving the right to turn Osama Bin Laden into a rapidly decomposing coral reef? DON’T BE RIDICULOSE! Read more on Romney In NYC: Obama Should Have Handled Bin Laden The Way I Say I Said I Would…
  america is a fickle mistress

New Poll Shows Americans Do Not Even Really Want A President Anymore

Disillusioned American voters have so far spent most of this election season moping pathetically to pollsters about how badly they want to elect “any Republican” over their ex-boyfriend Barack Obama despite consistently choosing Obama as their date to the school dance over every single one of the loser Republican candidates in head-to-head matchups. Today’s new McClatchy-Marist poll is no different on that front — it shows 52% of Americans think Obama will lose to a Republican even as Obama continues to beat every single Republican candidate except one, who is not running, and who America does not want to run: “Giuliani would do the best against the president, leading Obama by 49 percent to 42 percent….And by 58 percent to 32 percent, Republican voters do not want Giuliani, who ran and lost in 2008, to run in 2012.” GAH, so… elect no one? Yes, “no one” is the answer. America would like to just be single for a while. Read more on New Poll Shows Americans Do Not Even Really Want A President Anymore…
  never forget who builds your memorials

Hero New Jersey Mayor Remembers 9/11 With Memorial To Himself

The victims of 9/11, man, they are the ones who always get their names on the plaques and monuments and things remembering 9/11. How is that fair? There are some other people too, you know, some politician people, who are doing the important work of building 9/11 monuments. Maybe a 9/11 monument could share some of the attention with those people just for once? Small town New Jersey mayor Samir Elbassiouny went to the trouble of having a fancy granite memorial made up for the community’s 10-year 9/11 remembrance ceremony, so what’s the big deal if he puts his and some other town politicians’ names he likes on it? His air-tight rationale: “If I write a proclamation honoring someone, I sign my name to it.”  Read more on Hero New Jersey Mayor Remembers 9/11 With Memorial To Himself…
  Fair-Weather Friends

Giuliani Breaks Promise To Legally Gay Marry His Gay Roommates

Back when rat-faced 9/11 pornographer Rudy Giuliani was just another cross-dressing sleazebag New York politician kicked out of his house for banging his mistress, the only two people who would take him in were two kindly homosexual gentlemen. And so, for months, Rudy Giuliani was the third leg of this curious tripod: a supposedly straight, serial-marrying power-mad big city mayor sharing an apartment with two nice gay men — sort of like The Odd Couple + La Cage aux Folles × Richard III. And Rudy promised his friends that if gay marriage ever became legal in the state of New York, he would happily perform the wedding ceremony. Can you guess what Rudy da Rat is doing now? Hiding. Not answering his phone. Read more on Giuliani Breaks Promise To Legally Gay Marry His Gay Roommates…
  top of the bottom of the heap

Giuliani Beating Romney In Poll Despite Not Running

Poor Mittens. Rudy Giuliani is edging him out in a new CNN/Opinion Research poll, and Giuliani isn’t even running! GOP voters sure are fickle. You’d think they could at least reward Romney just for politely telling everyone that he actually wants to be president. The Mayor of 9/11 hasn’t declared his candidacy and hasn’t hired any staff, because, eh, the Obama guy is still probably going to run and who wants to try to beat that dude? Read more on Giuliani Beating Romney In Poll Despite Not Running…