Tag: rudy giuliani

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The Five Dumbest Things Rudy Giuliani Has Said Since Lunch

ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.

Rudy Giuliani’s Brain Seems To Have Gotten Out Of Its Kennel Again

Rudy Giuliani gettin' all existential up in here.

Trump Knows How To Fix Black Folks’ Knees… Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 24, 2018

Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.

Rudy Giuliani’s Mouth, Wikileaks Are Gifts That Keep On Giving

Rudy's legal strategy is ... outside the box!

We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.

QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018

ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!

Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Vanessa Trump, A Verb, And 9/11 …

This is not a post about Donald Trump Jr.'s penis.
Gonna fuck you up!

Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!

We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!

Your Weekly Top Ten Triumphantly Concludes Another Week Of Michael Cohen Falling Into His Own Asshole

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!