- Michele Bachmann, Joe Lieberman, Sarah Palin, the Washington Post op-ed section and New York City all spent the past week being complete assholes. [Paul Slansky]
- Even if you look like some big ...
- New lobbying group, “Hybrid Owners of America” to demand unlimited access to smug attitudes. [Detroit News]
- “Driving while honky” soon to be an ...
- British Deputy PM calls Bush administration, “crap.” Dick Cheney’s heart warmed by the innocence. [The Independent]
- Sneaky Canadians confuse American governors with their sneaky ...
- Bill Frist shows his compassionate conservatism by tolerating Nantucket-summering douchebags [Melissa C. Morris]
- In Sweden, all girls named Inge, all think Condi’s gay. [MOAR WORDS!
- At 9:30 tonight, after roughly your 8th beer, the US will have been in Iraq longer than it was in WWII. This is because the Nazis were total pussies. [Ironing The Flag]
- Bill Bennett: separated at birth from another fat blowhard. [Brains Over Bombs]
- The Condi Rice issue of Playboy will finally reveal her turn-ons, including, “a hard throbbing ...
- Ned Lamont not dissimilar from another famous Lamont, have more than just selling junk in common. [Hot Johnny]
- Congressman Ralph Hall “loves bush” wants to “pull down his ...
- Katherine Harris pens blog post, incites flurry of pandering to Florida’s Cuban voters. [The Hill Blog]
- Ousted from Connecticut, Juan Liebermantienez to lead coup in Cuba. [MOAR WORDS!
- Rupert Murdoch carries heads of state in his pocket, “like so many nickels and dimes.” [HuffPo]
- In order to make “Senator Katherine Harris” a reality, ...
- In case there was still any doubt as to why MTV will never do a season of Real World in DC: a Francis Fukuyama/Charles Krauthammer blowjob scene. [The Corsair]
- If a ...
Generous Israeli army always calls before they bomb a house, and will even follow up with a “my bad” call if they meant they’re going to bomb the other Abdul on your block.
- An Egyptian conspiracy-theory music video with cartoon representations of America and Israel is the depressing comic gold Ionesco warned us about. [Andrew Sullivan]
- Novelist Frederick Forsyth ...
- Sweet old lady hates Bush so much she works a room of children into a murderous rage. Grandma’s Militia now on terrorist watch list.
- Terrorist watch list ...
Computer nerd explains how to modify voting machines, confuses the shit out of lawmakers.
Those witty, witty computer hackers.
- CIA confirms it’s still the evilest motherfucker on the block by firing DC blogger “Econo-Girl” for a post stating, “torture is wrong.” [MOAR WORDS!
- Lou Dobbs doesn’t know shit about the Middle East, but neither do you. [CNN]
- Potential government jurisdiction clusterfuck over Bush’s s-bomb drop. [MOAR WORDS!
- Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky is completely right, we must “plug the donut hole.” [Hill Blog]
- CNN is there for you, no matter how bad it gets. [MOAR WORDS!
- Wolf Blitzer closes his eyes, counts to three, and wishes that when he opens them all the dead Palestinians will be gone. [HuffPo]
- Small Pennsylvania town increases illegality of ...
- It’s time to break out the good drugs – DJ Ted Stevens is on the ones and twos. [Bold Headed]
- All of DJ Ted’s 25 friends will be there. [MOAR WORDS!
- The DCCC is so committed to the environment they’re recycling stock photos and a Bill Clinton quote for America’s “new direction.” [DCCC]
- Rahm Emanuel hates Blake Gottesman as much as ...
- ABC News is convinced that foreign diplomats in the US are the most passive-aggressive people on the planet. [The Blotter]
- Congress to Smithsonian: eat shit and die. [MOAR WORDS!