Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.
Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?
Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.
Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.
Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017
Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
The House Intelligence Committee does not care for Edward Snowden's hijinks!
Amazon's dumb Echo speaker, like a Siri with whom you can curl up and watch a movie and ask, "is that the guy from Mr. Holland's Opus??" is dotting the home front for the lonely and the reckless wielders...
Washington State's primary Monday had two winners; Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Only one of them actually won any delegates, because Washington does things strangely.
Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage...
This week's Deleted Comments column is unusual in that no comments were actually deleted, although there was far greater drama than in the average deletia, and a commenter did end up getting tapped with the Banhammer of Loving Correction...