Tag: nice time

Mazel Tov Tammy Duck … OH SHIT THE FBI JUST RAIDED MICHAEL COHEN’S HOTEL AND OFFICE!

Congratulations, Senator Duckworth! May nothing overshadow your happy news!

West Virginia Teachers’ Strike VICTORY Gives EVERYONE Eat!

Final ratification pending Trump taking credit for the deal.
These new advisors will definitely tighten things up

RENO 2/11! Wonkette Is Buying You Spicy Meatballs!

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

Deleted Emails: Guess We’re All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.

Trump Judge Draws Line At Sending Mexicans DIRECTLY TO GET BEHEADED BY CARTELS

It's hardly a roadblock to the New Cruelty, but any good news is still good news.
Actor 212, probably

Meet Virginia (Where An Absolute GOP Bloodbath Is Happening, LOL)

No news here, but we figure you deserve an OPEN THREAD.

10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Out Of Immigration Jail, Back With Parents, Ready To Take Your Job

Score this one as a win against the New Cruelty. For now.

Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017

This guy. This guy just ROCKS.

Nice Time! School Named For Loser Traitor Jefferson Davis To Be Renamed For Patriot Barack Obama

A majority-black school in Mississippi wasn't too into being named after a guy who fought a war to keep black people enslaved.

Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps

It's kind of a sad Nice Time.

WANNA CRY, LITTLE BABY? NEED A DOLLY? (Yes, Actually! It’s Nice Time!)

'Being Canadian must be like living next door to the Simpsons' -- Molly Ivins (also it's your OPEN THREAD)

WILD CARD! Get Weird With ‘Trump: The Movie’ Now And Thank Us Later

It's a movie-trailer parody starring Danny DeVito and The People Who Are In That Show with Danny DeVito!

Nice Time! Houston Public Schools Declare, ‘Give EVERYBODY Eat!’

Houston families with kids in school now have one less thing to worry about.

Can You Handle More BOAT HEROES? You Probably Can!

We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them