Tag: nation of retards

17,000,000 Americans Have College Degrees For No Reason

Here is a Paradox, if you like such things: America is a Nation of Semi-Literate Buffoons, but America is also a Nation of Over-Educated (but still dumb) service workers. What? "In all, about 17 million people in this country...

Devil Cuts Down Jesus Cross In Mojave National Preserve

The Supreme Court and the Obama Administration and the Troops/Veterans and Jesus all got together to try to keep an illegal goddamned religious statue in Mojave National Preserve, but guess what? The Devil is stronger, because He Is Legion,...

Should Barack Obama Criminalize Books??

Maybe.

WRITE YOUR OWN POLITICAL ANGLE: "RICHFIELD (WKOW) -- Police say a South Milwaukee man drank at least 10 beers at a golf course on state Highway 167, and after being left behind by the relatives who brought him there,...

Childlike, Emotionally Stunted Nation Welcomes 2008 Campaign Comic Books

Oh look, it's America, the nation of 11-year-old fat kids who lack the intellectual capacity to process anything beyond comic books. Have you heard about the greatest work of cinematic art in history, 300 Explosions With Batman and Joker?...

McDonald’s Refuses To Hate Gay People!

You've been waiting for it all day, and here it is: your "Tuesday Fun Link." Today's link directs you to "Boycott McDonald's," an effort from some terrible thing called the American Family Association. Naturally, these people are not boycotting...

Foreclosed Country of Violent Dope-Addict Fatsos Also On Fire (Or Under Water)

It's summertime and the living is terrible. Would you enjoy a Top Ten List of all the apocalyptic current events proving this is the End of America and probably The World? We thought you'd like that, you elitist doom-porn scumsacks. 1....

Dumb Congressman Doesn’t Understand Solar Power ‘Moratorium,’ Either

Rep. John Hall (Dirty Hippie, NY) became a congressman in 2006, when even a naked "soft rock" hippie seemed less dangerous than Mark Foley or Don Sherwood or John Sweeney. Problem is, hippiez r dum! Hall is now sending...