mission accomplished
Having already been totally slaughtered, the Warriors for Tolerance, Empathy and Good Taste known as “One Million Moms” (seven moms) have declared victory against Ellen Degeneres (Saddam Hussein) in their fight against her Manchurian Candidate stealth mission to educate Americans to the benefits of the Jaclyn Smith Kardashian Kollection Olsen Twins fashion line. And that’s [...]
The banner now sits in storage and will become part of the library’s collection. A decision on how or whether to display the red-white-and-blue banner hasn’t been made, said Alan Lowe, director of the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum. Oh c’mon! That has to be part of the Iraq collection! Have it hanging [...]
Hello friends of the revolution! Join us at 8 p.m. Eastern/5 p.m. Pacific for liveblogging of Nobama’s Oval Office Outrage. Will he have a “Mission Accomplished” banner, to match his gay new decorating in the Oval Office? Will he suddenly convince poor white Americans that he “cares,” even though he’s black and has an inherited [...]
HAPPY V-I DAY EVERYBODY!: Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has formally surrendered to U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, which means that America has won the Iraq War, hooray! The last American combat troops have left the country, according to the New York Times’ Media Decoder warblog. 50,000 American “trainers” will remain in the country indefinitely, teaching [...]
Just like children, catch phrases continue to age long after they quit being cute. And so it was with “Mission Accomplished,” a banal phrase on a banner strung up behind old what’s-his-name on that day, six years ago, when he dressed up like a space-pilot action figure and was flown in a little plane which [...]
