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Oh gosh, everyone, get ready to shed a single tear down your face, for tonight (Tuesday), Barack Obama will do the State Of The...

Ah, Steve King. The pride of Iowa. Lover of rape babies, hater of puppies. How we haven't missed you one tiny little bit. And yet here...

Donald Trump is already making us nostalgic for those innocent early days of his campaign, when he mostly came across as a buffoon bent...

In addition to shutting down mosques (that's so October) and tracking every Muslim (that's so Sunday), President Donald Trump is gonna straight-up flat-out ban all Muslims from setting one...

Let's troll through the fever swamps of aspiring Republican politicians, shall we? Oh hello, kind Republican state Sen. Mark Chelgren of southeast Iowa, what...

The other day, the world was shocked-but-not-really to find out that Playboy, the iconic magazine known mostly for hard-hitting journalism and the occasional picture of...

We can only imagine, as a verified Southern, what it must feel like to be a really shitty, confederate flag-loving moron who can't even...

Jeb J.E.B. el Bush, which foot have you sticked up your ass, pulled out, and then rammed down your throat now? Was it your American...

Republican presidential candidate John "The Moderate One" Kasich raised the ire of yr Wonkette, and also probably all Latino voters who ever lived, by asserting...

OK, internet, we're going to #slatepitch you for the second time in as many days, and you're going to like it, because Wonkette is...

Hey, you know how Donald Trump is really, really, super and terrifically dumb? Well, funny story: BOY HOWDY IS DONALD TRUMP STUPID. You know...

Sarah Palin loves Donald Trump, because he's a BIG PICTURE, Joe Six-Pack kind of pompous billionaire asshole HERO, who doesn't get mired down in...

It's almost here, everyone, it's almost here! The moment we have all been waiting for (kind of!) comes Thursday night, when the top ten...

Donald Trump would build a YOOOOOOOGE fence around climate change, if it even existed:“The real climate change is going to be nuclear climate change...

The Donald already knows everything there is to know about everything, including Mexico. That's where they make all the rapists and the drugs and...

Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP...

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