Tag: metro section

The Great DC Drag Queen Race

Up in New York City, the gay bars are called things like "The Cock," and the go-go boys start going full-nude at about 4 PM. In Los Angeles, all of West Hollywood is gay -- especially your favorite action...

DC Men’s Shoes For Clowns and Elves, Not Men

A very kind, smart, attractive young woman I know took grave exception with my denunciation of those medallion shoes all the District's WASPy women seem to fancy. While willing to admit that perhaps they were, indeed, crap shoes, she...

DC Burger Battle Just a Proxy War For Lawyers v. Humans

Besides Bride Wars, Junkyard Wars and Star Wars, my favorite military engagements are burger wars. Lucky for me, and unlucky for dignity, there are actual adults currently waging a burger war in the heart of Dupont Circle, a really...

DC Sloths Can’t Stop Complaining About Broken Escalators

This smarmy crybaby in pleated trousers was just bitching so loudly because the escalator at the Shaw metro stop was "broken" yesterday. He was a grown man eating a candy bar, which is against The Subway Rules in the...

Teabagger Who Warned of DC Black People Celebrates Black Kid’s Death

What do you do when a young black man you don't even know dies in a hail of gang-related gunfire? To be honest, I don't do much but briefly consider the crushing absurdity of violence before getting on with...

DC Chicken Wing Bones Drive Capitol Hill Yuppies Nuts

Where have all the DC hoodoo men gone? Time was you could find a good hoodoo man to bless a mojo bag as easily as you could buy a mediocre sandwich covered in goat cheese at Cosi. Without these...

Hip-Hop Macaca

Send Lawyers, Guns & Money

I Love You-ou, This Old Heart …

Just Like Calvin Coolidge’s Blues

Thousand Dollar Wedding