Child Slave Finds Jesse Helms Fossil, Gives It To Her Smithsonian Overseer
Friday, November 27th, 2009While you were at home stuffing turkey into your tongue cave with a fork lift, DEA agents and Navy SEALs were napalming the dickens out of Boone Forest, which means all of your evil marijuana plants are now incinerated forever. Happy Thanksgiving, you degenerate stoners! MORE »










