liz cheney
Abomination of Nature Liz Cheney Wants To Be In The Senate, Of Course
Just as you people finish mourning the death of one hateful twat, we show up to tell you about the possible resurrection of another. We are speaking of diseased lizard scrotum Elizabeth Cheney, who is remarkably only the second-most unhinged dipshit to ever get near her mother’s vagina (assuming her conception was natural and ol’ [...]
Horrible Dragon Lady Liz Cheney Thinks Czechoslovakia Is Still A Thing
Before repeatedly using his deal with Satan to cheat death, former Vice President and It’s A Wonderful Life villain Dick Cheney brought spawn into the world and it immediately began saying horrible things that are false and stupid.
MICHAEL GOLDFARB HAVING SEX WITH LIZ CHENEY: Disingenuous former Weekly Standard and John McCain 2008 staff robot Michael Goldfarb — now a disingenuous political consulting robot — is working for Liz Cheney now, and has this to say: “I was excited about Palin; I’m more excited about Liz. The same sort of excitement you get [...]
Most Exciting Thing Imaginable Thing Happens For CPAC Attendees
LIZ CHENEY INTRODUCES SURPRISE GUEST DICK CHENEY. Pants off, everyone! 2-18-10: where were you when the one memorable news event of the day happened? [YouTube]
George W. Bush Is Now Very Tragic Gun Clown
If you were considering skipping this year’s Safari Club International Annual Hunters’ Convention, starring our country’s first white president George W. Bush, ho ho ho, three words for you good sir: “Also Liz Cheney.”
Liz Cheney Pretends This One Michigan Town Would Hate Hosting Gitmo Detainees When Really They Actually Just Hate Liz Cheney
Keep America Safe, Liz Cheney’s exciting new social thing likely named after some mid-career Waugh novel or other, produced a very serious new work of cinéma vérité, for which Liz Cheney managed to round-up like 6 unhappy people and a piano who all make noises indicating their displeasure with Obama’s idea of transferring the Guantanamo [...]
Liz Cheney And Bill Kristol’s New KeepAmericaSafe Website Can And Would Torture GOP.com To Death
So Liz Cheney and Bill Kristol talked to some bigwigs over at Internet, who have finally agreed to publish KeepAmericaSafe.com! As soon as you can tear yourself away from Michael Steele’s A Man Got To Have A Code blog, your editor at Wonkette implores you to join us on a tour of this latest significant [...]
Book Two: The US Army Declares War With The Liz Cheney Monster
Twas only Monday when we even first met the Liz Monster, Dick Cheney’s spawn-object, and her feared Internet chimera KeepAmericaSafe.com. Well, now it is Wednesday and the Liz Monster must defend herself against a formidable enemy force composed of actual former generals in the US Army who will fight the Liz Monster until she glissades [...]
Dominatrix Liz Cheney Admits We Could Have Bombed Iraq A Little Harder
There’s blood in the streets of Miami after notoriously not gay Father Alberto “Woman Kisser” Cutié called the Catholics “a bunch of lame-ass wankstas” and then defected to the Episcopal Church, which the Episcopalians used as a ripe opportunity to say massively disrespectful things about the Pope. Afraid of another Catholic drive-by, Cutié now wears [...]
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