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Liz Cheney Wins Wyoming Primary, Prepares To CONQUER HELL

Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.
Really a surprising number of pics of ponies reading the paper...all from one episode, sure...

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Liz Cheney Seriously Considering Another Losing Shot At National Office

Now here's a bit of news to brighten up your day: Fox News hawking head, torture enthusiast, and apprentice Sith Lord Liz Cheney is "taking a serious look" at running for Wyoming's sole House seat, following current Rep. Cynthia...
Him?

Daddy Bush Says It’s Dick’s Fault Dubya Was A Idiot

Damn it, Poppy, you were a lot more likable when you were flashing your fabulous stripey socks and doing gay-lesbian weddings and jumping out of planes for your 117th birthday. Why, we could almost forget that you were the one...

Liz Cheney Knows Real U.S. American Patriots Love Old Dick

If you loved last year's op-ed in the Wall Street Journal, by Dick Cheney and his evil spawn Liz, about why OBAMA SUX, you'll be quite aroused in your privates to know that they have written a whole entire book about why...
The least evil Cheney

Dick’s Gay Daughter Mary Cheney Tells Gay-Hating GOP To Stop Being Dicks

Mary Cheney, spawn o' Dick, is the one Cheney we kind of sort of do not fully despise. She's The Gay One, and not even the self-hating kind. (Still a Republican, though, with otherwise terrible Republican values.) And while...
Sometimes you just forget you already did that

Voter Fraud Is Real, And It’s All Republicans

Republican governors and secretaries of state are determined to stop the scourge of Voter Fraud, by ensuring that the wrong kind of people can't vote. (Poors, minorities, Democrats -- you know the type.) Sure we laugh at them, but...
He's always been a great dancer

Penis Collecting, John McCain Does The Robot (Yes, Really) And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Would you like to start your day with some laughs, some tears, or maybe just go straight to the drinking? Of course you would! And we are here to help. You know things in Ferguson have gotten really ugly when...

Politico Helps Cheney Family Continues Their Spectacular Charm Offensive Tour

Politico, which is a publication we all still have to pretend isn't just a retrograde mouthpiece for dickheads, gave human death's head mask Dick Cheney, his bride of satan, Lynne, and his chip-off-the-old-demon Liz (the gay offspring wisely declined...

Here’s Jon Stewart On The Latest Outbreak Of ‘America’s Tragedy Herpe, Dick Cheney’ (Video)

Iraq is back in the news, and so no one should be surprised, says Jon Stewart, that we've had another flare-up of "America’s tragedy herpe, Dick Cheney," who's returned like a venereal wart of sadness and fail. Fine, Dick,...

Judith Miller Simply Will Not Have You Second-Guessing The Heroes Who Started The Iraq War

Since they're getting the old Iraq War band together for a Greatest Misses tour, it only stands to reason that we'd hear from the group's publicist, Judith Miller. On Fox News Friday, Miller said that it is just SO...

Let’s All Go Donate To Dick And Liz Cheney’s Cool New Non-Profit And Have War Forever

It was only yesterday that we had to endure Dick and Liz Cheney's Op-Ed at the Wall Street Journal. It was a quaint little trip down memory lane, reminiscing about how when Cheney was the puppetmaster of one George...

Megyn Kelly So Mean To Dick Cheney, UNFAIR

For the most part, we are not big fans of Fox's Megyn Kelly. There's just something about her head-tilted, unbelieving-skeptic pose that screams Fakey McFakerton to us, as if attitude = hard-hitting journalism. All the same, it's kind of...

Dick And Liz Cheney Wax Nostalgic About How Great War Was When They Ran Things

We never remember what the paywall rules are over at the Wall Street Journal, so we can't guarantee you'll even be able to read the the link we're about to yell about, but once you check out the yelling,...

Liz Cheney Works Hard, Earns All The Pinocchios Her Very First Day Back At Fox

Failed "Wyoming" Senatorial candidate Liz Cheney has triumphantly returned to her previous job as a Fox News contributor, proving that government assistance to the unemployed is not needed when you're a friend of the conservative mediaplex. After a spectacularly...