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What makes a truly great Email of the Day? Well, it sure helps to make no direct reference to whatever the hell you’re complaining about, and make sure to only use ALL CAPS, and say a bunch of crazy bullshit, and then finish up by calling everybody else demented. “Maria B.” did all this and more …. MORE »

‘HOPE IS MY WORD, JOHN’ Read the contentious correspondence between John McCain and Barack Obama. [Political Machine]

Gavin Newsom is San Francisco’s smarmily handsome alcoholic cult-leader mayor who fucks the wives of his best friends and generally acts like a douchesack, but at least he killed most of the homeless so you can now walk around for half a block without being assaulted by a legless drug addict spewing diarrhea in the street. Anyway, enjoy our latest Nadine and his careful critique of the Newsom Administration. MORE »

From: Ettore Greco
To: (Basically every news outfit in America, plus Wonkette)
Date: Today, 1:04 pm

Soon, we will not trust a Muslim on a bus or a Jewish surgeon at the hospital or a Christian policeman in the streets. Once expanded the conflict in the Middle East, Bush will attempt to remain commander in chief even after his mandate to involve all populations in this War. After 2008, this manipulated war of Religions will spread more and more to resemble a new Crusade. There is one solution to stop this course, otherwise inevitable: to divulge the evidence of Wavevolution (based on the simple transformation from waves to mass) to offset Moses’ big lie. In fact, the Bible is the Constitution and origin for Jews, Christians and Muslims which are the instruments used by the Bush’s conspiracy.
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