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The Blowjob Era has returned! Today, in response to the Obama campaign’s demand that the Clintons release their tax returns NOW, communications director Howard Wolfson called it a “Ken Starr” tactic. Ken Starr was a famous investigator douchebag from the 1990s, when Obama was on crack and Hillary was fixing Northern Ireland and children’s sicknesses, you see. MORE »

The “official” anniversary of the Lewinsky scandal is Jizzuary 17. But since the man who broke it, Matt Drudge, is already linking to a retrospective, we are forced as writers to follow his lead. After the jump, a celebration in time line form of the famous blowjob scandal. MORE »

Hey everybody, remember Ken Starr? He was the dour little lawyer who spent about a billion dollars of your money so we could know what color GAP dress Bill Clinton spooged on. Today we learn that Starr’s Chicago law firm is also obsessed with a Clinton, but this time it’s Hillary. MORE »

* Metro’s new general manager, John Catoe: “One thing that’s amazed me on my commute is the etiquette practiced by the customers during boarding. Everyone is very good about waiting for the train to unload before boarding. It is great to have that cooperation and it helps us keep the trains moving on time.” [Read Express]
* 1/3rd of DC is functionally illiterate. [Metroblogging DC]
* Sam Smith: “DCist, a website that provides Washington’s gentrifying class with superfluous aren’t-we-clever self-affirmation, dumped on a recent Washington Post article about gentrification in the city.” [City Desk]
* Little India in Woodley Park is not recommended, may have vermin infestation. [Rock Creek Rambler]
* Happy Bong Hits 4 Jesus Day, Kenneth Starr! [Big Sky Girl]

Remember Ken Starr? Hillary didn’t have him murdered He didn’t commit suicide after all! On Monday, everybody’s favorite Church Lady will be arguing a very important case before the Supreme Court. MORE »