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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again

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America’s Greatest Artist Jon McNaughton Explains Why Youngs Must Handle Trump’s Tacklebox

Give a man some firewood and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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America’s Greatest Artist, Jon McNaughton, Proudly Presents Donald Trump’s Sad Wrinkled…Flag

Sean Hannity may know nothing about art, but he certainly knows nothing about how to stir up controversy.

Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That

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Sean Hannity Buys Art Masterpiece For Donald Trump, Just As Classy As Anything Else Trump Owns

Maybe the Trump Foundation's portraits of Donald can be collected at the White House, too!
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Sundays With The Christianists: In Great Artist Jon McNaughton’s Novel, Wingnuts Finally Win Every Argument

Sternums up, everybody! Time to wrap up our visit to the mind of Great American Artist Of America Jon McNaughton, as revealed in his teen novel Knight of the Superstitions. It's a stirring tale of a young Mary Sue...

Instead of Trying To Be Funny About Ted Cruz Lecturing Trayvon Martin’s Mom, Here Is A Stand Your Ground Painting Instead

We couldn't think of a way to make a joke about yesterday's spectacle of Sen. Ted Cruz and other Republicans lecturing Trayvon Martin's mother, Sybrina Fulton, about how "Stand Your Ground" laws have actually been good for black people....
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Sundays With The Christianists Special Report: Great Artist Jon McNaughton Wrote A Novel About God, Angels, And Good Posture

We're going to take a short break from our American history textbooks for homeschoolers, because Alert Reader "Blanche" tipped us off to a self-published booklike object that we somehow missed when it splashed into the internet in late July:...

Glenn Beck Doesn’t Know Much About Art, But He Knows What He Likes (Jesus, Furries, The Chick From Reno 911, Black Velvet)

As part of his insane "Man In The Moon" event in Salt Lake City that will save America yet again this weekend, Glenn Beck has some art for you all to enjoy. It's hardly the earth-shattering game-changing revelation that...

Jon McNaughton, America’s Greatest Painter, Now Fighting Slavery, Geography

Republican painter-artist Jon McNaughton has come out with a new painting! You know, in case there was too much subtlety in his painting of Obama presiding over a terror-wracked deathscape Sharialand populated by Nidal Hassan and unemployed brown people. This...

America’s Greatest Artist Jon McNaughton’s New Painting May Be Too Subtle

Like the dude in that great Gahan Wilson cartoon, Jon McNaughton just paints what he sees. And judging by the apparent popularity of his work with at least some segment of Real America, his optic nerve is wired directly...

New John McNaughton Painting Features Bro Chillin’ With The Constitution

Man, broheim, is that the Constitution? Dude, it's totally the Constitution. Nice. In this latest masterwork of paintsmithery from wingnut artist Jon McNaughton, our bro-hero, "The Empowered Man," straight-up took the Constitution from under Obama's feet so Jimmy Madison...
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America’s Greatest Artist Depicts Obama Burning The Constitution

Our old pal Jon McNaughton, the hero behind such paintings as 2009's One Nation Under God (The Jesusy-Constitution one) (Don't forget the Blood Remix!) and 2010's The Forgotten Man has produced this new masterwork, One Nation Under Socialism, which...