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Posts Tagged ‘john mark huckabee’

Crazy Gunman Arrested Near Bastion of Democracy!

Friday, January 18th, 2008

huckxmas1.jpgAccording to Roll Call, “Capitol Police have taken into custody a man seen carrying a shotgun near First and D streets Northeast,” which is right next to America’s Capitol Building. We know who’s behind this… MORE »


Drunk Drivers on Jihad Against Candidates’ Kids

Monday, January 14th, 2008

She's cute, and those who say otherwise are jerks.Cate Edwards was driving along Friday afternoon, minding her own business, when a drunk driver smashed into her car from behind. She wasn’t hurt, but for those keeping score, this makes 2 children of our illustrious Presidential candidates who have been in random low-speed car accidents this month. Someone hit John Mark Huckabee’s ride in Iowa already. Either the drunks of the world have started a secret war against the Presidential candidates, or the MADD lobbyists are coming up with some really creative strategies. [CNN, ABC]


Huckabee’s Other Son Loves Him Some Porno

Monday, December 17th, 2007

huckxmas2.jpgI can’t tell which kid it was in the picture, but Mike Huckabee’s son John Mark — the one who didn’t kill the dog — might have had quite the porn stash while attending Ouachita Baptist University, from where he graduated in 2000. Totes hilare details from a witness, after the jump. MORE »