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Glenn Beck Logic Time: Creationists Are Galileo, And Bill Nye, ‘Science’ Guy, Is The Catholic Church Inquisitioning Them

Glenn Beck, what is up with you? You pass into seeming irrelevance, and then alla sudden, you are getting an amazeballs amount of attention. Within a few hours of our story yesterday about how you felt kinda-sorta sorry that you divided America with all your divisiveness, we also learned that you said that Bill Nye is oppressing creationists just like the Vatican silenced Galileo, and that Victoria Jackson has de-friended you because, ew, you like teh ghey, and then there was that weird thing where you said that demonic forces are the main reason your teevee network isn’t being picked up by cable. You are one busy little guy! That flurry of activity is probably going to culminate in another prediction of a HUGE NEWS SCOOP that will peter out to nothing, huh? And then the crying, always the crying, and then you’ll go back to muttering about the plot to keep you down. Read more on Glenn Beck Logic Time: Creationists Are Galileo, And Bill Nye, ‘Science’ Guy, Is The Catholic Church Inquisitioning Them…
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Pope Pulls A Palin

Almost exactly 600 years after the last pope to resign resigned, Pope Benedict XVI is hanging up his Prada shoes and dancing off into … well, we don’t even know! Where do ex-popes go? Probably Boca. News organizations are predictably going nuts trying to figure out what the HELL? (You should see your Editrix’s “What the HELL?” face right now!) But at least one brave outlet is pushing back on the godless heathen marxist media, and that outlet is Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Casket. Read more on Pope Pulls A Palin…