Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
Baby steps, we guess!
Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.
How's this for a bipartisan effort?
Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY
A Wonkette Public Service Announcement for the teens of America!
This kid right here. DAMN.
Look at these two fucking idiots.
Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!
RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS.
Well that seems painful.
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America.
That word ... we do not think it means what she thinks it means.
In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.