Tag: GOP

Tucker Carlson And Glenn Greenwald Prove Horseshoe Theory With Hot New Video ‘Two Guys, One Horseshoe’

And in the middle, holding the horseshoe, is Sean Hannity, because duh it always is.

Hello Paul Ryan, You Will Impeach Trump After The Tax Cuts, Yes?

Hope this proves persuasive.

Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller

This would be really sad if Ivanka Trump wasn't a complicit asshole monster.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.
Yes, this really exists

In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating

No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.

Trump’s Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB’s!

Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!