If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.
Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.
Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Some loving encouragement for our FAVORITE LADY REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM MAINE.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!
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