Look at these two fucking idiots.
Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!
RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS.
Well that seems painful.
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America.
That word ... we do not think it means what she thinks it means.
In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
This is definitely a thing that happened.
And Kentucky ain't buyin'.
Behind every frog is a silver lining.
The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.
Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.