Tag: GOP

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GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
Best friends 4ever

Trey Gowdy Has A Black Friend

Baby steps, we guess!

Happy 78th Birthday, Nancy Pelosi! Your Present Won’t Be Here Until November But It Is This Gavel

Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.

Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY

A Wonkette Public Service Announcement for the teens of America!

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Devin Nunes

Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!

Fusion GPS Just Threw The Fuck Down On Trump And GOP Congress, And It Was MAGNIFICENT

RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS.

Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

Well that seems painful.

Hey Devin Nunes, Is It Comfy Up There Inside Donald Trump’s Butt?

Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!

Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump’s Ass

Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America.

Susan Collins So Mad Sexism Made Her Help Murder Your Healthcare

That word ... we do not think it means what she thinks it means.

That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America!

In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

Your Weekly Ten Is NOT Gonna Let That Fucker Trump Ruin Christmas

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The ‘OH FUCK!’ Button

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.