Tag: fbi

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Trump’s Spy Chiefs: Russia’s Going To Fuck Us In 2018. Trump: FAAAAAAAAAART.

Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley’s Ass

Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

John Kelly YOU’RE FIRED! Watch, Day Three: Trump So Mad! Hope Hicks Such Idiot!

Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

ICE Hankering To Be The Actual SS. Pass The Tequila Please.

Make La Migra an actual spy agency? What could possibly go wrong?

Nancy Pelosi Backwards And In Heels. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb 8, 2018

Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes’s Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!

We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn’t Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo

Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 6, 2018

Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Write A Memo About How Devin Nunes Is A IDIOT

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Here Are The Top Bullshits In Devin Nunes’s Memo SO FAR

In no way is this list exhaustive.