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Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.
Totally worth it

Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.
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Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

Trump’s Crappy Cabinet. Yr Wonkagenda: Monday, November 14, 2016

Trump's stocking his cabinet, just how lame our "lame duck" congress is, and the Berner's are back. Your daily news brief!

Dear James Comey: A Nice Thing To Do Today Would Be To Go Fuck Yourself

We'll get back to being constructive and helpful real soon, but for now, COME VENT WITH US.

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Silly Al Franken! Only Republicans Are Allowed To Investigate The FBI!

These Democratic attack dogs are really going after the poor oppressed FBI.

FBI STILL Can’t Find Hillary’s Evil Emails. Your Wonkagenda, Monday, November 7, 2016.

James Comey's nothing burgers, Trump's lost his cellphone, and a D.C. pizza bar has secret Satanic sex door. Your Morning News Brief!

FBI Director James Comey: HAHA, YOU GUYS! MY BAD!

The FBI has looked at the new Hillary emails and surprise! It's a big nothing!

Your Weekly Top Ten Features The Wonkette Kiddos DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Somebody Replaced Matt Drudge’s Heartworm Medication With Speed

All our thoughts 'n' prayers to Matt Drudge!
It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!
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Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone

A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun!

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!