Tag: fbi

White Supremacist Terrorists Convicted, So There’s A Nice Time!

Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
DOESN'T SAY LIES

Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Mazel Tov Tammy Duck … OH SHIT THE FBI JUST RAIDED MICHAEL COHEN’S HOTEL AND OFFICE!

Congratulations, Senator Duckworth! May nothing overshadow your happy news!
Devin Nunes are not as smarts as Devin think he are.

Keep Fucking That Dairy Cow, Devin Nunes!

Hey you guys, look, it's DEVIN! He's going to be a pain in the ass some more now!

NRA Didn’t Use Any Dirty Russian Money In 2016 Election … Oh You Mean THAT Dirty Russian Money?

No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!

Old Mad Colonel OUTRAGED To Discover He’s Worked At Fox News For 10 Years

Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity.

Here’s More Dumb Breaking Trump Lawyer News, About Trump’s Dumb Broken Lawyers!

Can we please fast forward to the end of this nightmare?

Austin Bomber Blows Self Up

Somehow, the Russia investigation didn't distract the FBI from finding this guy.

Austin Bomber May Or May Not Be White Supremacist Dickhole But We’re Guessing He Is

What's a little domestic terrorism between friends?