Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.
We've seen this movie before.
Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.
So this is how fake news gets made. Ick!
WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
Imagine sexting with him!
EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.
BREAKING NEWS: 'Fox & Friends' Still Controls President's Brain.
Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?
This looks like the first evidence of attempted collusion between Trump people and Russia. Surprise, it is VERY DUMB.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!