Tag: cnn

Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017

Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!

Fake News CNN Censor Best Great Trump Ad Mislead Fake Word Salad JERKS!

Guess everyone in the Trump administration needs a refresher course on how the First Amendment works.

Nice Obamacare Subsidies You Got Here, Shame If Trump Were To Drown, Arson, And Decapitate Them

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!

How Stupid Is This Dumb Asshole?

Adam Schiff should recuse himself from Trump Russia, you dumb dick? Yeah, Adam Schiff says to fuck yourself.

Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN’T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!

Your Weekly Top Ten Would Like Immunity From Having To Listen To Trump’s Dumb Face Hole

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

So Sean Hannity Maybe Pointed A Gun At Juan Williams. Like You Haven’t!

It's all fake, except for the part where you should NEVER point a gun at anyone.
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: I Do Not Understand The Sarcasim Of This Article

So little time, so much stupid!

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Stop Laughing At Sad Numbnuts James O’Keefe

COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is As Terribel As I Say You Are

A veritable cornucopia of Derp