Tag: cnn

Trump Staffers Just Love How Mass Shootings Let Them Catch Some Well-Deserved R&R

Fuck all these disgusting people right in the ear.

President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side

Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Oprah 2020 Hopes Crash And Burn After Alex Jones Says Thing

BREAKING: ALEX JONES MIGHT BE LI'L BIT RACIST.

Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie

Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.

Breitbart Doing A Real Bang Up Job Of Cutting Ties With White Supremacist Paul Nehlen

He will appear on Curt Schilling's Breitbart Radio this coming week!

Breitbart And James O’Keefe: Oh, Never Mind, We Were Just Lying!

Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.

No, Rupert Murdoch, Rape Is Not ‘A Bit Of Flirting’

Rupert Murdoch is a vile old fart.

Steve Mnuchin Defends Tax Cuts For The Rich: ‘But We’re Raising Them On Democrats!’

They loooove saying the quiet part out loud.

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.