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OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top...

Know what's been nice? Since Prince's untimely passing on Thursday, people really haven't said hardly anything shitty about it. Cities large and small have gone...

Poor John Kasich, he's really starting to let his freak flag fly. He's still clinging to his delusion of winning a contested convention...

Oh goodness and BREAKING NEWS and whoop-de-doo, there was another Democratic debate Thursday night. It was riveting. (LIES!) No for real it was great....

WHOA HEY it's been a minute since we've had one of these debate-styley things! But things have been getting super UGLY in the Democratic...

Idaho Senator Jim Risch, who's such a senatorial nonentity that we had to do a special post a few years back to prove...

OMG WE MISS BEN CARSON SO MUCH. Whereas he used to give us a Nugget Of Idiot like every two hours when he was...

You probably spent your weekend getting all March Mad Sportsball and whining about how your bracket blew up, whatever the hell that means, and...

It is getting hard to remember all the places Wonkette is world famous. Rachel Maddow wants to gay marry us and we haven't set...

Donald Trump is a horrific amalgamation of spray-tan contents, bile, and discarded golden retriever hair -- on this, we can all agree. He's advocated...

Marco Rubio, goddamned loser that he is, lost the Florida primary, and his campaign is SO over, bro. Rubio told his supporter(s) he was...

Who is getting cold-cocked by Donald Trump tonight? Ted Cruz? (Probably.) Marco Rubio? (Definitely.) John Kasich? (Nah, no one cares about him.) Some poor...

Has it been a long time since you pulled your Underoos up over your nipples (that's how you get comfortable), popped open a can...

Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are at it again, preparing for another of those civilized discussions of how they disagree on some stuff but...

Of course the Ku Klux Klan was never on the side of liberals and progress. This goes without saying. There can't possibly be anyone...

Alack and alas and oh his poor stars and whiskers, Donald Trump is offended because former Mexican El Presidente Vicente Fox said a mean...

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