Tag: cnn

What's shakin', DUMMIES? Just sittin' around, bein' DUMMIES? Just fooling, you are not so dumb after all. Because obviously (OBVIOUSLY) you are planning to...

Good morning, Wonkers! Did you watch the super exciting whoa-gazi jam session CNN did with the Democratic candidates last night? Did it send a...

Oh gosh, what a week it has been, and it's not over yet. First Hillary eked out the minorest of beatings against Bernie in...

Oh gosh, everyone, get ready to shed a single tear down your face, for tonight (Tuesday), Barack Obama will do the State Of The...

Bernie Sanders would like you all to know that he really doesn't think that Bill Clinton's penis is a real issue in the 2016...

The Thing What Squozed Bristol Out Of Its Moose Parts is talking again, because The Thing still has a book to sell. (It's a...

Poor Lindsey Graham. He thought his strategy of beginning every debate by gravely weeping in the general direction of America about how ISIS is...

Welcome to your REAL Republican debate liveblog, the main course following the unappetizer course that several of you sat through because you have no...

Any diehard Wonkers masochistic enough to watch this turd volcano of a fifth GOP kiddie table debate (both of you) probably want some "information"...

That time has once again cummeth upon us, where we will sit down in front of our widescreen televisions, munch bits of ham frosting...

Carly Fiorina lying about a thing is unremarkable. What IS remarkable about this huffy, puffy, dare we say SHRILL exchange between Ms. Lies-A-Lot and...

Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI...

Jesus, but this story was an effing mess. Watching the major networks (primarily Fox, MSNBC, and CNN, although at one point we flipped to CBSNews...

Stop the newsreels, for it's time to sing a lustful, off-key rendition of the Marilyn Monroe birthday song, not to the president of the...

Here is your foreign secret Muslim "president" Barry HUSSEIN Soetoro O'Bama, saying some sounds about how "refugees" are not the same thing as "terrorists." As if!...

Don't you just hate religious radicals who think their god is the best god and everyone else should go away, convert, or die in...

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