Tag: chuck grassley

Trump And Macron: L’AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018

Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.

Strap In, It’s Going To Be A Very Dumb Day! Wonkagenda For Fri, April 20, 2018

THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!

Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon’ Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(
Gonna fuck you up!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

That Cambridge Analytica Video Sure Did Land Like A Hot Turd!

Can't wait for the next video to drop!

The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer’s Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

Chuck Grassley Saying The Coverup Part Out Loud Again

Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley’s Ass

Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.

Grassley And Graham Star In ‘How Dare Susan Rice Catch Michael Flynn Committing These Crimes!’

Gosh, what is it about Susan Rice these guys just hate? It's a mystery!

Here Is What’s Going On With Stupid #MEMOGATE, Part Eleventy Million

Donald Trump LOVED the Nunes Memo! The Democrats' Rebuttal ... yeah, not so much.

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes’s Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!