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They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It’s TOO TRUE?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!

Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again

Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Has Only Just Begun To Talk Shit About Donald Trump

Bob Corker isn't the hero we want OR the hero we need, but GODDAMN, this is entertaining.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.