Ben Shapiro
Women In Their 40s Make Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Sad In His Pants
Maxim has ranked all the ladies by their true value — hotness and/or notness — and Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s sniveling Igor, Ben Shapiro, is not pleased! Is he not pleased because of how it is degrading to judge God’s creatures by their boobies? Of course not, don’t be a fucking idiot! He is not pleased [...]
Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Having Vapors Over Gay Sportsball Figure’s Private School Not Bullying Him Enough
Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s fuckmonkey medium, Ben Shapiro, is outraged again, you guys. Is it because handsome, popular people genuinely dislike him? Sure! But it is also because some people are intolerant of people who intolerant of homosexxxxiness. This week, a sportsball man said he was gay, and most people were like, “cool bro,” but some [...]
A Children’s Treasury Of Captain America Chris Evans Giving Major Side-Eye To Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro
You guys, a terrible thing has happened. Chris Evans, who is a very handsome man who gets paid very much muneez to be handsome and for us all to look at him being handsome, apparently has some Thoughts about politics and journamalism, and those thoughts are: he does not like Virgin Ben Shapiro of Ghost [...]
Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Is Totes Offended At Obama’s Disgusting Support For Self-Government
by Stefan BC
Back in the halcyon days of this country before NoBama ruined everything with his stolen Hertitage Foundation Healthcare plan and car czars, Conservatives across the land embraced something called the “Unitary Executive Theory” which in its essence declared the entire executive branch to be completely subservient to the desires of the President (in the biblical [...]
Daily Caller Dances On Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Grave
Yesterday the Internet had such fun with the piling-on of Poor Ben Shapiro’s “Friends of Hamas” journabacle, and his subsequent feverish quadrupling-down. It was such fun that even Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s goosesteppers-in-arms, Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller, got in on the action this morning. And — we shit you not — they were kind of FUNNY? [...]
Contest! Can You Parse This Ghost Of Breitbart ‘Friends Of Hamas’ Non-Retraction?
We all had a good laugh this morning at pathetic bumbler Ben Shapiro, of Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Mausoleum, when it was revealed by some foxy Daily News reporter how Shapiro and The Ghost accidentally accused sad clown Chuck Hagel of being BFFs with a terror group that does not exist. And of course it [...]
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Stands By His Story On Terror Group That Does Not Exist
Andrew Breitbart would be rolling over in his grave if he had ever given a good goddamn about things like “journalism” and “not making up terrorist groups that paid off Chuck Hagel.” Fortunately, those were not at the top or anywhere else on the list of things he cared about, so his corpse remains unmolested [...]
A Children’s Treasury Of People Standing On Graves, Like That Awful Piers Morgan
by Rich Abdill
Something startling happened a few days ago, guys… Zombie Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro said something… hyperbolic. On TELEVISION. Breitbart.com editor-at-large Ben Shapiro last night accused CNN’s Piers Morgan of “standing on the graves of the children of Sandy Hook” to “bully” and “demonize” pro-gun advocates. Aw, poor gun people, being bullied by the phone-hacker who [...]
Breitbart Takes ‘Fact-Check’ Craze To Logical Conclusion: Bin Laden Is Alive, GM Is Dead
Everybody’s boo-hooing about the fact-check craze sweeping the nation, whether it’s sane, reasonable people laughing at AP’s ridiculose “fact check” that stated Bill Clinton was wrong to point out a Romney welfare ad lie, because Clinton once lied about all the intern snatch he was pulling, or the goons of Red State telling their minions [...]
It’s Woody Guthrie’s 100th Birthday, Comrades! Let’s Have A Sing-Along!
by Doktor Zoom
You may have noticed, a couple weeks ago, that Google’s “doodle” for Independence Day was a tribute to Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land.” Lord knows the Wingnutosphere noticed; where a sane person would stick to objective facts and condemn the doodle for its excessively busy, icepick-to-the-visual-cortex graphic design, Big Government’s perpetually Red-’bating Ben [...]
Obama Outrageously Politicizes 4th Of July Naturalization Ceremony By Mentioning Immigration
by Doktor Zoom
One of the nicer Independence Day traditions in this country is the swearing-in of new citizens by the President of the USA. Jaded though we may be in this modern age of instant worldwide communications, 24-hour news cycles, and flying robotic kittycat death drones, we nevertheless actually get a little misty-eyed at the idea that, [...]
‘I Am Dangerous,’ Warns Michele Bachmann
by Lauri Apple
Congressional mama grizzly Michele Bachmann went on a radio show Thursday — hosted by some teenage friend of Andrew Breitbart’s — and revealed information about her past life as a martial arts mistress. “Hey, I took karate when I was 17 years old, I am dangerous,” she told the youth, a precocious lad named “Ben [...]
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