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Posts Tagged ‘and so it begins’

MITT ROMNEY

Mittens, They Hardly Knew You

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Please try the veal.Mitten’s campaign announced today that it was going to stop running ads in South Carolina and Florida. They’ve reportedly been dropping around $450,000 a week on ads in those two states alone, but are giving up the ghost to try to pull out a win in Michigan on January 15th. If by some horrible chance Mittens somehow continues to not win primaries, his national finance director Spencer Zwick has offered today’s donor’s a money-back guarantee. Is that even legal? [Yahoo News]