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  • beingreleased
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Article in yesterday’s hometown paper about University of Az. science profs organizing in opposition to Trump. Also found out from a friend who works there that Steve Bannon’s brothers has a fat fundraising job at the UofA Geosciences dept.

      • Ωbjectifier

        Moar Biosphere grifting.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          That has to be the connection. UofA got shanghaied into taking over that “science” clusterfuck, instead of just turning it into an eco-themed nightclub. I hope they finally get some serious blowback on this.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I think soon it will be far simpler just to list the groups trump hasn’t pissed off yet.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      About a hundred U.S. tech firms filed a brief against So-called President Trump’s Muslim ban.

      Trump’s dictatorial regulations are strangling American companies. BAD!

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      We need a remake of ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’ where Klaatu’s ship lands in front of the Reichstag.

  • Duke

    People talking about the half-time show.

    I was at “Fantastic Beasts” for $3.

    • msanthropesmr

      I was programming a machine learning algorithm to predict the outcome of March madness.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Arizona’s gonna win, right? RIGHT?

        • msanthropesmr

          I have no idea. The teams are id’ed using numbers. I don’t care, so I just predict based on numbers.

      • Duke

        How come not one person ever predicts them all? Sure there’s 32! permutations but a bunch are stupid.

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      In Second Life with the g/f, as usual. Mostly making Drumpf jokes. As a recovering Republican, she is rather biter.

  • ghastly_fop

    Can someone provide a video link that works in CentroAmerica?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      I can’t believe your comment made it past the beautiful border wall. Probably some so-called judge let it in.

      • msanthropesmr

        He means Iowa.

  • Suttree

    Your lack of nice time animals is disturbing Dominic!

    • The Wanderer

      What? The video of McLintock being mobbed and fleeing for his safe space was NiceTime?

    • I had a strange weekend. Sorry!

      • Suttree

        I took care of it for you. :)

  • Vorhees

    I bet for Spicer the most butthurt came from the fact that he was just impersonated by a guurl. What female comedienne should be Steve Bannon, folks?

    • msanthropesmr

      Kelly Anne Conway

    • Ωbjectifier

      Rosanne Barr

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Rosie O’Donnell.

    • The Wanderer

      Jabba the Hutt’s girlfriend?

    • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

      the late Joan Rivers may still have a better complexion.

    • PubOption

      Paula Poundstone: she also has an alcohol problem.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    “Any negative polls are fake news”. I know toddlers more mature and self-aware than this.

    • beingreleased

      Actually, this is a general Republican principle: “Nothing that makes me sad can be true.”

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Toddler libel.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        HRH Donna Rose is vastly more politically aware than almost all of trump’s cabinet.

    • coozledad

      With the benefit of hindsightIi now realize i saw Stephen Miller on the bus from Duke’s east to west campus bus back in the early 00’s. He was bending some poor woman’s ear about how “great a debater Billo is.” Miller had more hair then, but I remember him as having a disturbingly yellow skin. Like his liver was shot.
      He was wearing fratboy shorts and had yellow,spindly-ass legs.

      The woman he was talking to was trapped. You could tell Stephen didn’t get no dates.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    So-called President Little Babby Donnie wants to blame the actual judge who told him to shove his Muslim ban up his ass. The judge said it in Latin so it sounded more classier … like a Trump pee hooker. But it’s hard to believe the Herr Club for Men President hasn’t already executive-ordered super-duper extreme vetting. Maybe … and I’m just spitballing here … he’s an ignorant fucktard who has no idea how to run the government.

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      An unqualified person in the Oval Office? How could that be?

  • snark-lurker

    JFTR (Just for the record) i went to txt “I wore no shoes” etc & smart phone gave “pants” before I entered shoes go figure. “I wore no ‘pants'”? HOW DID IT KNOW?

    • Suttree

      Haha! Awesome!

    • wavicles

      Smart phones, it’s right there in the name. Oh and there’s a camera lens facing you always.

  • Chadwells

    IT’S WORKING!!! Lord Fuckface Dampnuts is starting to throw a tantrum!!!

    “Trump: ‘I call my own shots … and everyone knows it’”

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-steve-bannon-i-call-my-own-shots-234680

  • Suttree

    Fine. I’ll do the nice time. Whoever follows Kitten Academy, Tweed was adopted yesterday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_0zKV2kMs

  • The Wanderer

    Some cute baby giant pandas to start the morning:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uiy27Xv_U

    • Pissed de Résistance

      When Pandas Go Bad.

      • The Wanderer

        They wants their basket!

        • Querolous

          A basket of adorables!

    • Suttree

      Little drunk annoying bears are the best!

    • Notreelyhelping

      And that’s what it’s like managing Trump. Minus the adorable factor.

  • Vincent Ricola

    I could watch Melissa McCarthy do anger spice every single day. It is perfect.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Trump kinda had a point about the US killing people. We do it all the time, just mainly overseas.

    • The Wanderer

      Gun violence, also, too.

      • Suttree

        We are equal opportunity murderers.

        • Oblios_Cap

          The gun violence is pretty much self-inflicted and not a real program. More of a feature.

    • Me not sure

      The difference is that he made it seem like he’s very interested in getting into the killing business himself.

      • Alternative Pony Ron

        It’s one of the reasons he wanted the job. Cf his shooting-someone-on-Fifth-Avenue comment.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Yes, and I’m sure his next act will be to investigate and propitiate extra-judicial killings of Black people by cops.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Like that little girl in Yemen.

  • Martini Ambassador

    OK, admittedly, this is pretty low on the list of dumb shit that the Truppence administration is doing, but it still made me laugh. Is the thinking something like “Haiti. They’ve got black people there, right? Let’s send our African American for some schmooze time.”

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/828607331583680512

    • The Wanderer

      Maybe Omarosa can find a voodoo lady to make Trump’s hands normal again.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Or shrink his head.

    • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

      We send an apprentice to do a diplomat’s job. then again maybe Haiti doesn’t have cable and won’t notice.

    • Suttree

      So, should my maple leaf tattoo go on my bicep or my forehead?

      • Notreelyhelping

        Put it on the back of your hand or wrist. If you get hassled, you can just show them the back of your hand.

        • Alternative Pony Ron

          ISWYDT

    • Carpe Vagenda

      That’s just wrong. Only cabinet-level appointees are Honorables.

      • therblig

        was wondering about that.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        This is what happens when the First Lady’s office isn’t staffed up. The Social Secretary is the one who tends to know these things, and there isn’t one.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        And not even them, lately.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          badumpcha.

  • cmd resistor

    Did anyone see Kellyanne Conway on FOX yesterday. We just flipped past it but she was ranting about how mean the media was and how they underreported nice things about Trump in favor of (news). Like, they are supposed to go out and interview people who voted for him and see how happy they are. The interviewer (didn’t recognize him) went through a pile of newspapers and pointed out stories about Trump. I didn’t see the whole thing but she seemed more unhinged than usual.

    • Martini Ambassador

      Maybe the stress of constant lying is starting to get to her. We can always hope.

      • cmd resistor

        Maybe she was sad she was not invited to CNN.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Maybe there are a few more women with black leggings on in her base than she counted on.

      • LucindathePook

        She feeds off lying. It is like mother’s milk to her. It strengthens her.

        • Phoenixdoglover

          Speaking of Mother’s milk, I prefer gin to lying.

          • Erala Contratista

            A bundle of up fists for this! Telling the truth is way easier than keeping track of a bunch of lies. And gin, well that is self evident.
            OT, there is now an artisanal gin made in Half Moon Bay, CA. No, it isn’t punkin spice.

    • JohnBull

      I know. CNN is like the pimply faced nerd who finally tells the middle school bully to go away. Not beat him up like he deserves, but just go away. Now the bully throws a fit and we’re supposed to feel sorry for him.

  • Blender_415

    I fully admit that Trump has done a gazillion horrible things in the last… forever, but I still demand the Pee Hooker tape. Pee Hookers or GTFO.

  • Suttree
  • MynameisBlarney

    DU’s Monday Toon Roundup…maybe it’s just me, but they seem deliciously savage today.

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028603298

    • The Wanderer

      I love the “Torments of Tantalus” one.

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      The last one is delicious.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Geez. The Time article seems to show that a skeleton crew of morons are inhabiting the White House. That makes me feel a little better.

    Unfortunately, they have pretty much taken the same approach to staffing with the government, which makes me feel a lot worse.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well hell, the entire govt has been somewhat hobbled since the Obama was elected and the goddamn republicans wouldn’t allow hardly anyone to be appointed during the entire 8 years Obama was in office.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    For some reason, I find the SNL Zimbabwe phone call hysterical.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Me too. It’s catharctic.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Mugabe will show you how a fascist does things. Rookie.

    • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

      I don’t normally call men OR women bitches, but calling Donnie a “little white bitch” is A-OK in my book

  • nightmoth

    Thx for the videos! I’m saving them for later in the day. After I get some work done they’ll be my reward. Also, Pelosi is just now getting around to asking for that Russian hacking investigation? Do all the Democrats need to be doing uppers?

  • Mike Steele

    Whoa, wait…the Kremlin is calling out Bill-O for being ‘unfair’??? Wonder how Faux will react to being trashed; oh, it’s only our Red Buddy Vlad, so never mind. Were it a (D) spouting the Commie party line, just imagine how they would ‘capitalize’ on that. Once Trump has gutted their lifelines, guess his fan base will have to live on a diet of deep-fried hypocrisy.

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    The Russian flag pin is hilarious.

    Edit: is that a bust of Obama behind Merkel? lol

    • Right? I had to watch that like 3 times. They hit every single event, tweet and piece of gossip that happened last week.

      On the other hand, all that shit happened.

  • Résistance Land Shark

    The Economist editors take aim at Trump and issue dire warnings for America and the world

    Because habits of co-operation that were decades in the making cannot easily be put back together again, the harm would be lasting. In the spiral of distrust and recrimination, countries that are dissatisfied with the world will be tempted to change it—if necessary by force.

    A web of bilateralism and a jerry-rigged regionalism are palpably worse for America than the world Mr Trump inherited. It is not too late for him to conclude how much worse, to ditch his bomb-throwers and switch course. The world should hope for that outcome. But it must prepare for trouble.

    • Jamoche

      It’s not too late for him to be impeached. It was too late to expect him to switch course before he was out of short pants. Anyone who expects a pivot is delusional.

      • Résistance Land Shark

        He can’t pivot. Trump and Bannon don’t have the mind set or skill set to do it.

        • Phoenixdoglover

          I hate to agree with you. Breathe in, breathe out.

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      What difference does it make how Donnie thinks? It’s not like he’s president or anything.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hey, guess who didn’t misspoke after all.

    https://twitter.com/LoriFradkin/status/828616992949145601

    • cmd resistor

      Just wow.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      If KaC ever tells the truth – about anything – we will know the end is nigh…

      • Résistance Land Shark

        Earthquakes! Lightning! Storms! Cats and dogs living together! Real biblical stuff!

      • mardam422

        She’ll fucking burst into flame.

        • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

          That might be her hair and makeup. You’d want to be sure.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      “O, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.”

    • puredog

      I am guessing Cosmo’s hard-hitting journamalist didn’t ask the follow-up question (e.g., “Lying twatwaffle sez wut now?”), but at least the rag had the sense not to print that hokum.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Cosmo.com, like Teen Vogue, has actually had some good reporting this election season.

    • Carpe Vagenda
  • Mr. Blobfish

    President Ding Dong is picking out window treatments.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Picked them out. Thought they were Truman’s, but they were Clinton’s.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Rick Hill

      However, all those things we imagined Obama and Hillary doing, why those are all hanging offenses regardless if they are true or not!!!11!

      Also, argle and blargle, too.

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      ‘I don’t hold him to his words. I hold him to his actions.’
      ‘The things he’s doing are the things he said he’d do.’
      ‘… I don’t hold him to his actions. I hold him to what’s in his heart.’
      They’ll still be his apologists when the jackboots are on their heads, won’t they?

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
  • OrdinaryJoe

    So, Uberfuhrer Bannon had his spokeshole *trump out on the Sunday coffee circuit defending his defense of their puppet master Putin. Looked weak. Sad.

  • Rick Hill

    If killing a few journalists, imprisoning the opposition, installing martial law is what is needed to keep us free then sign me up!

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Looks like Bannon’s “To Do” list for this week ….

      • Rick Hill

        Be real! Might take a month, or two at the outside

        • Alternative Pony Ron

          A month? Weak. Sad.

  • JohnBull

    At least Trump hasn’t directed the FBI to blow up apartment buildings around the DC area to provoke a war with a Muslim country. Not yet anyway.

  • natoslug

    Yes, we should always strive to replicate the absolute worst in all of us. Unpresidented Trump should never be allowed to make PSAs.

  • eyelashviper

    Trump staff working in dark, because they cannot figure out how to find light switches:
    (no, it’s not the Onion)

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/trump-team-literally-cant-find-the-white-house-light-switches/

    • JohnBull

      It’s Obama’s fault for making the building run on solar panels and hamster wheels.

      • Brendan_M

        But the Trump administration has almost unlimited White Power, so what’s the problem?

        • C4TWOMAN

          That was “unlimited White Flour”. Not as helpful.

    • Yr. Gma

      Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

    • That’s got Biden written all over it.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    No moment of silence to start so-called Super Bowl for victims of Bowling Green Massacre. Weak.

  • Alternative Pony Ron

    I call shenanigans. Bannon never looked that good in his life.

  • Tiny kaiju

    “While the expectation for quick action sent bank stocks higher Friday, numerous road-blocks remain before lenders get relief.”
    Before lenders get relief. Because banks are hurting so badly right now. Fuck you Bloomberg writer person.

  • CripesAmighty

    Well, Dump is about to open his pie hole at CENTCOM. Any guesses on how he’s gonna light off an international crisis this time: “…amirite?”

  • John Hoffacker

    whet – not wet – appetites

    • Fun with Cthulhu

      May have been a play on words, you know pee = wet, wet sounds like whet.

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        That’s what I thought.

  • Stein Olsen

    All there is are some laws and the constitution preventing Trump from turning into an American Kim Jong-un.

    http://i.imgur.com/zZxg7V5.jpg

  • Bill Slider

    That sportsball thingy last night, were the Atlanta Falcons Hillary, while the Boston Patriots were Donald Trump, and in more ways than one?

  • Bill Slider

    The real crisis is real, but few notice; no one complains. The greatest show on Earth, the Superbowl, was not available for viewing on a smartphone. It was available free, without cable on TV through FOX. It was available with cable on TV and on a tablet if you had cable whether or not you physically connected (if that even is possible) the cable to the tablet. But it was not available on a smartphone regardless of how many computers tablets and cables you subscribed. What’s up with that Congress, FCC, President Trump/Vlad Putin/Steve Bannon? Thanks Comcast.

  • Rachel Book Harlot

    Both of those SNL skits are awesome (Bannon as death and the real president are so validating!), but the Sean Spicer skit gives me life. It is so freaking awesome in so many ways.

  • Emolee Haber

    Reading all this, should make you realize Trump is using the “rules for Radicals” against us!! He is overwhelming the system and even the media.

    The only solution may be IMPEACHMENT!!

    Join us at http://www.impeachtrumpfund.com now to read what the statutes say about

    IMPEACHMENT, and even what the Emoluments Clause is all about.

  • Panika MCD

    alright, Dominic, you can officially go hog wild on the TX potty police bill. I don’t know who Dannie Goeb blew to get the cover of TX monthly, but since he’s gotten them to devote a fucking feature story to it and it’s next to the registers of ever HEB, Randalls, Krogers and Piggly Wiggly in the state, he’s made enough hay that nothing you guys can write can draw more attention to it. but do cover SB 4’s debate on the TX Senate floor. it’d withdraw state funding from so-called sanctuary cities and they’ll be debating it most of the day.

    http://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/flush-with-power/

    did I forget any purveyors of food stuffs? of course I did. Buc ee’s. Lt. Gov. Dannie loves him some Buc ee’s

    http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/26/71/07/6001112/3/920×920.jpg

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