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As you may or may not know, idiot 4chan trolls believe they “memed” Donald Trump into the presidency. Like, they think he is president because they made memes about him featuring Pepe The Frog, whom they believe is a modern-day avatar of the Egyptian God Kek. The whole thing is explained here, should you be interested.

On the heels of this “success,” the geniuses over on /pol/ have decided to undertake another venture, in hopes that they can meme another one of their dreams into reality.

One of the causes these fine upstanding citizens are most concerned about is “the white birthrate.” Mostly because they are racists, but also because they are dateless. Probably because no woman really wants to date a sad loser who spends his life on an anonymous image board posting pictures of frogs and crying about the white birthrate, and how alpha males steal all the women that should rightfully be theirs.

Their new plan? They want to “meme up the white birthrate.” They are calling this Operation B.A.B.B.Y., because they are unoriginal and steal from Wonkette. The plan, apparently, is to use images of white families found in places like the site Just Girly Things, and then use those memes to propagandize women into wanting to have white babies. Ostensibly white women who have somehow literally never seen pictures of white families or white babies before, who will go “Oh wow! You mean I could have a white baby if I wanted? And be like these people in this meme? Woah, that is super crazy. I never knew! Guess I’ll go find some loser message board dweller to stick it in me so I can make me a baby!” The super cool plan has already spread through the alt-right-o-sphere, including sites like Stormfront and other message boards like the Alt Right subreddit.

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What is Operation B.A.B.B.Y?

This operation is about raising up the white birth rates in both Europe and America. Our plan is to make pro-family propaganda and spread it around social media through popular normie pages on Facebook,Twitter,Tumblr and Pinterest. These are meant to target Millennial men and women which will cause them to fall in love and reproduce. How can you join in? You must make something light hearted like this picture related. It can not have anything humorous whatsoever. If you’re an MGTOW nerd virgin that screws shit up please don’t post.

Another description from another thread states:

This is a normie-tier propaganda campaign intended to promote the traditional nuclear family and help to offset our demographic displacement. Overt racism is beyond the scope of this, make your own thread/propaganda. Race is to be implied by selecting images of families that have people of the same race. We want to increase white birthrates, but also while restoring the traditional family.

Recommended distribution methods are Pinterest and Tumblr. DO NOT USE TROLL ACCOUNTS TO SPREAD THESE. Recommended stylizing is lower case captions with a period (full stop) at the end. Where possible, select images that reinforce the ideal nuclear family.

They do not want this getting out though, because it will ruin all of their plans, so just so you know, it’s TOP SECRET. In the way that it is on a message board that literally anyone can see.

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Here is one of the suggested memes. Which, in case you are curious, does not in any way make me want to have a white baby. If anything, it mostly makes me think that everyone taking this picture must have been in a very uncomfortable position.

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There are two goals at work here. The first one is obvious — that they are gross racists with an obsession with the 14 words — “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” The second, embedded in almost every post, is a sad desperation for girlfriends for themselves. Which they’d probably have a better time getting if they were not gross racists!

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This is for real the most goddamned pathetic thing I have ever heard of in my whole entire life. I don’t even know what else to say.

[4Chan]

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  • ltmcdies

    are you telling me all this…the bigotry, the rise of the Orange Don, the involvement of the Russkies, the awful spelling is so those fuckards can get laid…..AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    like they wouldn’t be bailing on their child support at a moment’s notice

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Probably because no woman really wants to date a sad loser who spends his life on an anonymous image board posting pictures of frogs and crying about the white birthrate, and how alpha males steal all the women that should rightfully be theirs.

    Harsh, but fair.

    • Rick Hill

      And someone whose keyboard, the c,u and k keys are worn off.

      • arensb

        Top kuk! That’s how they say it, right?

  • Joel Dent

    I’m laughing so hard. This is the saddest thing ever and it makes me smile.

  • memzilla Ω

    Trying to guilt trip women into fucking you? Let us know how that works for you.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I hope they haven’t quite built up a tolerance for mace.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Seems to me that Christians beat them into this market a couple of thousand years ago.

    • And now it’s starting to wear off.

  • azeyote

    hey a heads up to any of their sisters or cousins – run

  • memzilla Ω

    This entire subreddit can be cross-posted to /r/unfuckable/.

  • pgjack

    Fewer babies from everyone might be a better idea.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Should we infiltrate this?

    Sk1dMark: If we can pull this off, baby showers will be great places to pick up chicks, right?

    • ROFL that would be fun XD

    • The Librarian

      If your handle is skidmark, you will always go home alone.

  • Skaarphy

    We should just get rid of the internet. Was worth a try, but Wikipedia etc. is really not worth all this.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I felt like that after the alt.* forums on usenet started, and then it got worse when everybody got AOL.

      Now we have shopping and banking and billpay online and streaming video, but the crazy is epic.

      • arensb

        At one time, there was a proposed bill to move all pr0n sites out of .com and into the .xxx top-level domain. It got shot down mainly because it would have involved conservative politicians acknowledging that pr0n sites exist. But maybe we can still set up a .crazy TLD and move shit there.

        • Unhappy Fingers

          Sorry, wrong fight. Usenet was *barely* connected to what we now know as the Internet in 1993 when AOL added access. Unless you know how an email address of “… !ihnp4!mhtsa!dvw” meant, you don’t know what you are talking about.

          • arensb

            Ah, yes. The first version of my resume had a UUCP address. But that was after I learned how to send mail to a friend of mine on the other side of a bitnet (sorry: BITNET) relay.
            At any rate, I wasn’t talking, above, about reorganizing Usenet. I was talking about later, in the 90s, I think. Around the time of Persian Kitty, I think. Someone suggested adding a .xxx TLD, and requiring porn sites to be there, instead of in .com. But as I said, this was shot down because setting up a red-light district on the Information Superhighway sounded too much like legitimizing porn.

          • Skeptical_thinker

            473471@761613

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “The September that never ended”

      • Gah… the September that would not end, and still hasn’t.

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          What is that? I’m old but I didn’t do AOL.

          • Unhappy Fingers
          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            Huh. I guess I missed the fun.

          • On USENET, it was an annual occurrence in September that you’d have the college freshmen getting their first internet accounts, and trying out USENET. Of course, they’d have zero idea of “netiquette,” and spend the next month or so getting hammered about it, until they learned their lesson, after which things settled down until the next September. Then AOL decided to add internet services to their offerings, and it resulted in a flood of newbies that didn’t … stop. Hence, it became known as “The September That Would Not End.”

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      Because this wouldn’t happen if we didn’t have the internet?

    • Kooolest G

      I’m gonna write a letter to the editor of my local newspaper and suggest that

  • willi0000000

    all the wimmenz should be mine!!!!!

    . . . and here’s my frog pic.

    .
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f53f6032fe550093f0ee3645d948acf1b246860a7a1135220f3555db624f82c3.jpg

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    The good news is that sperm banks don’t make house call pickups from these guy’s basements.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    What is this normie shit? I thought normie was a guy on Cheers who liked beer.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      A person who does not have a mental illness such as bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, mood disorders, PTSD, depression or any similar mental disability. “Normie” is a reference to those who are a part of the mainstream culture; the 97% of the population who do not have a mental illness.

      In short, folks not on 4chan

      • Shan

        3% is all? Huh. I would have guessed way higher.

      • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

        Sad. :(

      • NastyBossetti

        One of my best friends is a bipolar schizophrenic with PTSD, and I’m pretty sure they would call him a “normie.”

    • LA Julian

      It’s their word for muggles/mundanes/people not in their little ‘elite’ (hahaha) claque of memers.

      • So basically people who get laid?

        • LA Julian

          Or people who aren’t so batshit/awful that they have friends & a life beyond hanging out with other equally batshit/awful people, period.

    • arglebargle
  • SeekingResistanceBarbie

    Yeah, that’ll help address the economic insecurity, sexism, anti-family governmental policies, student loan debt and high cost of child-rearing that discourages people who actually would like to marry and have children.

  • Hate to break it to the memers, but that worth it photo?
    Two man hands and a baby.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Good catch! I guess they support Marriage Equality now. Who Knew?

      • Right?
        Mind, I have pretty strong hands for A Lady but….yeah that be a man hand.
        Two man hands, and a babby.
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        Edit: On second look, the middle hand also too does not look precisely 100% Caucasian also, too.
        These guys suck at this XD

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          WTF? Are you some kind of hand specialist? I was focused on the baby hand so much I didn’t even think about the adult hands. I guess it worked on me. BRB Gotta go make a babby.

  • I mean, just imagine if people kept saving sex and families with people they loved regardless of skin color… pretty soon humanity would be one big tan community full of healthy happy families with nothing so superficial to separate us into tribes.

    The horror… the horror…

    Fucking Nazi asshats.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      NAZIs. Our comprehension of genetics is confined to superficial phenotypes and filters all perception.

    • justfleming

      Ok, just saying, but call them bigots.
      Because you have to realize that most people who fought the nazis were racists who believed blacks should be separated.

    • Baakus

      Racism would absolutely persist even if there was a “beigeing” of the world’s population. Most likely, one’s social status would depend on how much European ancestry one had. See colorism in Latin America.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Short version is this?

    If we show women pictures of babies, they will get so hot and bothered they will want to have sex with us finally?

  • Sydney

    Poor, pitiful penises w/out a home.

    • I am thinking that if their hard meme work does succeed, they still ain’t gettin the pussy.
      Cause they are losers with no prospects and spend all their time making internet memes.

    • cats530

      Pastor Mark would be proud of your sentiments ; )

  • Michael R

    Results of your 4Chan pregnancy may vary

    https://s29.postimg.org/aj2p4a2xz/dragonfish_alien.jpg

    • Nockular cavity

      They’re so cute when they first burst from their hosts!

  • Msgr_MΩment
  • Msgr_MΩment
  • LA Julian

    At least the historical Nazis & Soviets were giving medals for having lots of (white) kids. These modern would-be totalitarian jackboots only have…erzatz Hallmark cards!?

  • Ezio Auditore

    >”These are meant to target Millennial men and women which will cause them to fall in love and reproduce”.

    Wow! Who knew that falling in love was based on someone sharing the same skin color as you?

    • no no, it is based on seeing an internet meme!

    • LA Julian

      They make Disney cartoon music video parodies too – they’re on YouTube with titles like ‘Wife the Girl’…

      • erm. They do know that Eric DID wife the girl? For realz? And they even had a babby?

        • LA Julian

          It’s somehow meant to encourage other, more neurotic/shy/insecure white ‘incels’ to take the plunge.

          Edit: ‘Be like Eric! Be a man! Don’t let the fishmen cuck you!’

  • The Librarian

    I loved the comment that “Anons with no social skills will be in demand”. Gotta dream those pipe dreams, guys!

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    These are just the kind of people that Democrats need to connect with to win the next few election cycles.

    /s

    ffs

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Connect with a left hook!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    4 Chan. Where morans hang out.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      The Moran Minority.

  • Arse Grammatica

    ….or they cut the hands off.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Sounds just as bad as in the original German

    • This bit is especially sad as all fuck
      The Nazi’s believed that women from Norway were perfect for their program, as most were fair-haired with blue eyes. It is estimated that about 50,000 Norwegian women had affairs with German soldiers. They were thought of as German Whores, by other Norwegians and were disciplined with treatments like publicly having their heads shaved, once the war ended. Their children were taken away from them and most never saw them again.

      Firstly, the Germans thought another people were the perfect ideal.
      Secondly, they were treated like whores when they were probably forced (do this or die)
      Third, their kids were taken from them.
      Fucking hell

      • LA Julian
      • Ezio Auditore

        Is it just me or is it that the people who romanticize blonde hair and blue eyes are often people who don’t have either of those traits themselves?

        • Not just you.
          Self loathing is a hell of a thing.

        • Mr. Blobfish

          What? You don’t think Hitler was hot?

      • Serai 1

        And it’s hardly confined to white racists. See: the rescued Boko Haram victims, the Korean “comfort women”, etc. When men rape women, it’s always the woman’s fault.

        • Right.
          Ya know…women should just take over the world. Men have had their run and made a mess of things.
          They have proven themselves incapable.

          • Serai 1

            We’ve been saying that since the 70’s. Earlier too, of course, but that was when I joined the feminist movement.

    • LA Julian

      Did you see that recent article on the group of (now-elderly) Lebensborn kids trying to uncover the truth & cope with it?

  • cheetojeebus

    So clever! They’ve figured it out! It’s not that they’re complete fucking losers. It’s because women aren’t into having babies.

    • LA Julian

      And cheesy Hallmark card knock-offs will change that!

  • Ezio Auditore

    I want these boneheaded white guys to take a DNA test so they find out that they would fail their own “one drop rule” and that they are not as “pure white” as they think they are.

    • FauxAntocles

      No kidding – all my known ancestors came from northern Europe, but the test shows Jewish, African and Native American ancestry too.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Does this mean that Shy and Trix have been part of a deep cover false flag operation for the past year or so?!
    ABANDON SHIP! We’ve been infiltrated!!

  • Ricky Gay
  • TJ Barke

    Golden retrievers are the master breed! Let’s outbreed all those inferior dogs!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Here is one of the suggested memes. Which, in case you are curious, does not in any way make me want to have a white baby. If anything, it mostly makes me think that everyone taking this picture must have been in a very uncomfortable position.

    I saw the adult hands and immediately thought “that kid is lucky to have two cool dads.” Way to promote “traditional marriage,” wingnuts!

    • RIGHT???
      See this is what happens when you have absolutely NO female input in your meme making.
      Also, I suspect middle hand may be Asian, too.

  • snark-lurker

    the middle hand above is tRumpster’s!

    • arglebargle

      Quite possible it’s the one on top.

  • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

    So, if I understand the reasoning correctly, I can increase my chances of getting laid by spreading around cute cartoon pony memes?

    https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_10_2014/post-27395-0-43435400-1414480793.png

  • Msgr_MΩment

    The Japanese simply can’t produce enough electronic waifus fast enough to handle the demand, apparently.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    We are going to systematically change the way white women approach the world

    http://iscreamsundae.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/neverhappenagain.gif

  • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

    Looks like in that meme photo of the hands the OP has all the girlfriends he needs (and will ever get).

  • LarryHoudini

    You can bet that a lot of hot chicks get all wet from the idea of getting impregnated by 4Chan posters, due to their peeing their pants from laughing so hard.

  • SayItWithWookies

    If we make women baby crazy then their standards will lower from alpha chads to “good provider” beta bucks.

    How terribly odd — and I thought all these PUAs thought of themselves as alpha males.

    • TJ Barke

      I dunno, they all have such horrible cognitive dissonance that it’s more or less impossible to understand them.

    • They saw that they would never be, so now they are saying they have more money and therefore better providers.
      Which is a funny thing for a dude who spends all his time whining on the internet about how girls do not like him to claim.

    • Serai 1

      Jesus, no wonder they can’t get laid – they lack even the most basic knowledge about women. Baby hunger is hormonal. What these fuckwits do with their stupid memes has nothing to do with it.

  • TJ Barke

    Hey morons, people tried this kind of shit in the 30s and 40s, why don’t you tell me how that worked out for them.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2387abd6293530df6ea8b2555c32d3cd3abd9d2f862b341671f40e8e49c3fcad.jpg I have a meme for the white goober family tree goes in a straight liners: “It’s All Relative.”

  • WiscoJoe
  • efoveks

    OT, but Martin Shkreli & Milo Y were at UC Davis yesterday where they were shut DOWN from speaking, and now the Chancellor wants to spank the protesters.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-uc-davis-protest-20170113-story.html

    • Wait, so they cannot exercise their right to free speech because their right conflicts with Milo’s?
      Awwwww
      Also, wtf with Shkreli? Does the right wing REALLY wanna claim that guy?

      • Courser

        Of course they do! He’s the God-Emperor of the Holy Free Market! Can’t afford life-saving drugs? Too bad LOSER! You should have thought of that when you chose your parent(s). AKA ‘The Mighty Crap-Shoot of Life’

      • efoveks

        His extremist, Randan idea of capitalism is strangely appealing to those youngs who have no concept of real jobs in the real world.

    • Ezio Auditore

      Oh no! Now Milo can’t play victim!

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      I say the better approach is for decent people to go to the talk, let the assholes speak, but then laugh their asses off when they spout their idiotic viewpoint. Protest them by making fun of them–don’t let them claim martyrdom because they couldn’t speak. Besides, it’s even more fun to laugh at them than it is to shout them down!

    • WeaselPoo

      because those assholes deserve to be heard ( like they don’t have mass media access privileges already) whilst a majority of student’s don’t deserve consideration for their (rational and moral) opinions?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Beta buck didn’t make it clear: Whose daddy is going to support them financially? Is it his or hers? Omega dork admits he’s unemployable and the laydeez are gonna be dropping their panties over them? Whatever, dude. Keep reaching for the stars.

    • Courser

      Oh hers, of course. His daddy done split long ago or he wouldn’t still be in mama’s basement.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    If we make women baby crazy their standards will lower from alpha chads to “good provider” beta bucks

    http://data.whicdn.com/images/35039714/large.gif

    • efoveks

      In order for that to happen though, those betas have to come out of Momma’s basement and get a REAL job. Which might also entail a decent haircut & some basic grooming.

      • Edith Prickly

        And developing the ability to converse in standard English instead of absurd faux evo-psych jargon.

        • theCryptofishist

          And even then, maybe they shouldn’t set their sights on the women who would go to the alphas. Pick someone in their own rank, not the most gorgeous and richest blonde who literally has her pick.

          Although, I find this whole assertive mating stuff sorta flimsy.

  • Serai 1
  • WiscoJoe

    Note to 4-chan, that’s not how babies are made. Someday when you’re old enough, we’ll explain what happens when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much and give each other a very special hug.

    • natoslug

      Hugs? I thought it involved fucking. Lots and lots of fucking.

  • Nockular cavity

    What is the Beta Buck/Amero exchange rate?

    • I figure it would take about 1 million bucks for me to consider even going on a single date with one of these guys. And I am passed child bearing age.
      So…about that.

    • NellCote71

      I think they trade in bitcoins these days.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    All Hail Mama June, Hero of the Republik!

  • TJ Barke

    Hybrid vigor, how does it work?

    • efoveks

      “Well THIS wasn’t supposed to happen!”– The Hapsburgs

      • Msgr_MΩment

        “Tell me about it, cuz.” — The Romanovs

        • The Wanderer

          Heh. The Romanovs were more Danish-German than Russian by the time Nicky and Alix got the chop.

          • Msgr_MΩment

            Well, yeah, and the original Rurik Dynasty were Vikings.

          • The Wanderer

            True enow.

      • The Wanderer

        The Spanish Habsburg family tree was a straight line. Carlos II had to have people chew his food for him.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          And then there’s Juana la Loca.

          • The Wanderer

            Juana la Loca was further back, before the Habsburgs started marrying each other. House of Trastamara.

        • I read Carlos II was actually MORE inbred than he would have been if just his parents had been brother and sister.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      I’m guessing it works in much the same way magnets do.

      • TJ Barke

        Motherfucking magic!?

      • theCryptofishist

        Hybrid goes in, hybrid goes out…

  • Edith Prickly

    So, my life goal should be to take a photo that resembles a weird hand-flower, and that will save the future? Ooookay…

  • So basically, they think their memes will make women 5 to ten years younger than they are not look at guys they like, but instead look at these guys, who are depending on an older man (father?) to provide the income for the family unit?
    Maybe these guys could get a job or something and NOT spend all their time whining about the wiminz on the internets? Just a thought

    • theCryptofishist

      Yeah, aren’t these marriages that they are trying to create basically the perfect breeding grounds for cuckoldry? Older man with money, younger woman with baby, no real compatibility… They are saying with their loudest memes–Cuck me! Cuck me!

      • LA Julian

        Chaucer had some juicy memes on that very subject…

  • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

    Well the majority of white women who voted did vote for Trump. So who knows?
    Karma is strange sometimes.

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    Message to lonely men. Bringing a puppy to the park on a Sunday is a better approach,

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Or doing just about anything to make yourself more attractive. Also in this day and age, when it comes to most women, including most white women, not being racist jerks, which is something that I know these 4chan SS wannabe losers can’t do.

      • LA Julian

        Starting with soap.

    • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

      It’s pretty simple:

      1. Hygiene. It’s important. Look up the word and do what it says.
      2. Try to be pleasant to a woman without secretly resenting her because she doesn’t drop her drawers at the sight of you.
      3. Have self confidence – big sticking point I know.
      4. Be kind, (genuinely) funny works too
      5. Don’t be an asshole. If she’s an asshole to you – really awful, (not in some weird MRA fever dream “she just won’t sleep with me so she is a c*nt”), walk away and forget it. Forever. Stay off of forums where they encourage you to revist it over and over until you have turned it into WWIII.
      6. Find something to do that’s not internet. Going outside is a start.

      Stop being weird baby-men and grow up.

  • Ezio Auditore

    My aunt and uncle have been together as an interracial couple for 16 years. He is a Malaysian man and she’s a white Italian woman. Also too, they don’t have kids and are one of those couples that travels all over the world doing exciting stuff. I’m sure this would infuriate these nazi boys.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      They probably dream about going back in time and murdering the all the supreme court justices who ruled in favor of Loving, before they made their ruling and replacing them with racist losers like themselves somehow. That would basically mean killing every single supreme court justice who presided over that case, since it was unanimous.

      • Joke is on them. Most the court who ruled in Loving WERE racist losers.
        They just understood what the constitution says.

  • Nockular cavity

    HOW IS AIRYANN BABBY FORMED? HOW WYTE GIRL GET PRAGNENT?

  • Msgr_MΩment
  • Rags

    I get the white mom and dad hands. But why add Trump’s as well?

  • Nockular cavity

    Life goals: to make a couple of clones of yourself?

    • brucej

      Well they’ve most likely been told, repeatedly, to go fuck themselves, so I expect that’s the next logical step…

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
  • The Wanderer

    So, an amateur-hour version of the Lebensborn project? Didn’t work then; won’t work now.
    These guys? Fuck these guys.

    • noooooo do NOT want!

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      No, DO NOT fuck these guys. They have cooties.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      “The mission of women is to be beautiful and to bring children into the world. This is not at all as rude and unmodern as it sounds.” — Joe Goebbels

      • LucindathePook

        So, how many grandkids did Joe end up with? I forget.

        • theCryptofishist

          With Madga? Zero.

          Of course, Stalin outbred Hitler.

      • theCryptofishist

        I think that fucking the Minister of Propaganda was also expected of some of them.

  • Shan

    As usual, these dimwits are slow to the race-panic

    Google Demographic Winter and Demographic Bomb. Video came out in 2008 and pretends to be about global economic crisis but it’s really about White People Replacement Rate Freakout.

    • zomg, BROWN PEOPLE AAAAHHHHHH

      • Shan

        Brown non-Christian people, no less.

        • CriticalDragon1177

          Which translates to “MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • Courser

      I don’t remember exactly when it was, but National Geographic explored the subject in an issue with a lovely, computer-generated image of a woman representing the dominant American appearance of the future. The woman had dark hair, brown eyes and olive skin. The whole ‘extinction of white people’ thing likely had its roots in that article as well. I know it surprised me, but I got over it pretty quickly.

      • Shan

        My family has been outbreeding for a long time so on my mom’s side, I’m the only “white” one other that one or two much younger cousins I’ve never met. I’m not bothered about 2042 at ALL.

      • theCryptofishist

        The revival of extinction of white people may be tied to that article, but it goes back farther. The eugenics movement was wide spread, not just the Nazis.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          In The Great Gatsby Tom Buchanan mentions being worried about “White extincition” and also about intermarriage.

          “Flushed with his impassioned gibberish, he saw himself standing alone on the last barrier of civilization. “

      • SayItWithOtters

        Sounds like all my Greek and Sicilian relatives. Or are we going back to Mediterraneans not counting as white again with this race panic?

      • LA Julian

        They’ve been freaking out about it, with invocations of Japan (who will change our bedpans?) and Germany (Turks! Eurabia!) since the late Seventies, from my personal recollection.

    • baconzgood

      Trickle dumb theory

    • LA Julian

      Alte-recht types like Pat Buchanan have been raving about Demographic Winter since the Seventies.

      • Shan

        Contraception and legalized abortion, yup. I can see that.

        • LA Julian

          And the Civil Rights movement plus (related) relaxations on old racist immigration laws…it’s a very loud ‘click’ moment when you realize that the ‘prolife’ and ‘old segregationist’ movement leadership has an extraordinarily large overlap, and both are almost a Venn Circle with ‘wants cheap labour at any cost’ where the only fracture comes between ‘import lots of Latin Americans, it’s fine bc they’re Catholics & hate the right Others bc Reconquista’ and ‘Eeek! They’re BROWN & they speak SPANISH & ewww, La Raza! Cesar Chavez! they’re NOT DOCILE ENF! MOAR WHITE BABEEZ NOW!!’

  • boredcatlady

    Wait wait wait—- the Wonkette operative you embedded in the 4chan cesspool is winking at us with that BabbyOp name. I think he might be calling for extraction?

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty do not approve this message according to Gov LePage(R ME)

  • baconzgood

    But Executive Mrs Baconz plays the violin. So does that mean my kids aren’t white enough?

    • Shan

      You should have done what I did and mate with someone who looks like they could be your sibling. My kids are so white they glow on the dark.

      • Kooolest G

        the wife and I are both white af, but then we ended up adopting an asian. it’s ok though we’re raising him to be a butthurt racist like these guys. oh and when he was 4 he begged us to let him take violin lessons.

        • Shan

          Good job! Maybe he’ll end up hating himself he’ll dye his hair blond and get plastic surgery!

          • Kooolest G

            I just can’t wait until he’s old enough to start calling me “round-eye”

          • Shan

            Hee!

      • baconzgood

        Paging Dr. Freud.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Robyn Pennacchia,

    Yes, of course this is going to “work so well.” They’re going to convince white women to have white babies, especially those that don’t want to have children for economic reasons. I also wonder how these racist losers think that this will stop white women or even white men from falling in love with someone who is not not white and having children with them. I wonder how many of them also think that they will be able to use their dumb propaganda idea to turn Lesbians straight so that they will somehow fall for them? Seriously, these racist, sexist losers are either incredibly desperate or they have no idea what causes people to fall in love and want to have children.

    • Little bit of column a, little bit of column b

      They just know they have to try SOMETHING other than, idk, any sort of self improvement, to get laid.

      • CriticalDragon1177

        But obviously they’re not doing that, since all they’ll be doing differently now is spreading these “pro white,” “pro family” memes. They won’t be doing anything to change themselves and that’s there problem.

        • They are doing a piss poor job of spreading their pro traditional family memes considering that hands picture? Is two dudes. And I think the middle one might be asian.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            I can’t tell just by looking at the hands.

          • Not tell no, but there are some indicators. Mainly the shading, especially compared to the palm behind it.

  • The Pirate

    If you dislike us so much why did you post the link to this article on /pol/? Desperate much?

    • I think the idea that these 4chan dorks are desperate much is the point, yes.

      • Shan

        I thought it was so we could point and laugh.

        • boredcatlady

          Well, I’m here for the peen

      • I thought we were keeping an eye on them/ laughing our asses off?

        • Well, that, also. But ultimately the goal has to be to help them not be desperate losers who no girl wants, right?

      • The Pirate

        No. The link to this article was posted on 4chan. So, they’re desperate for clicks to keep their dead side alive. kek, one board on 4chan is bigger than this site. You cannot compete with us. We have KEK and the god emperor Trump on our side. We have perfected memetic warfare. We have memed a man into the whitehouse. Buzzfeed will soon be destroyed thanks to us, yet again. We can’t be stopped. We mainstream media now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/befe6503fe41bd2d1f11dd36ead89ca4a8796cc7521dd3ec0a21796d91341ac6.png

        • Dude, your meme with the three hands?
          Both of the adult hands there are guys.

          So…you perfected what now?

          • Courser

            LOL, so they are! I hadn’t noticed that. How about the perfect meme for gay parenting??

          • Gay interracial parenting. Pretty sure that middle hand is also Asian.

        • The Librarian

          Hahahaha! Thinking that Pepe will get you laid. Your jokes just write themselves.

          • Insider Tip: Displaying pepe is a surefire way of never EVER getting lucky again.

          • The Pirate

            So, all you can do is try and attack my masculinity. Genuinely feel sorry for you people. You’re on the wrong side of history. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/13bd8e938cd7e34148ce394cb9887f766f8dfa0d754d1d235a90d2691dfbd4cc.jpg

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            We aren’t attacking it. We are definitely questioning it however. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

          • You forgot the derisive laughter

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            I think the laughter is implied. Although I’m definitely edging towards bemused contempt now myself.

          • The Librarian

            Your masculinity isn’t much if you think that the way to meet women is through trickery.

          • The Pirate

            I never even knew about this tbh. As, I’ve already stated, 4chan is so big now it is kind of hard to keep track of all these things.

          • The Librarian

            Live and learn, dude.

          • 4chan is not really that big ;)
            So there is that!

          • The Pirate
          • Cry or mock mercilessly?
            Tomayto, tomahto, eh?

            Poor lil pirate gots no plunder. SAD.

          • The Librarian

            No delicious tears for you, but plenty of laughter.

          • The Pirate

            Trump is the president and there is nothing you can do about it. We won. People are sick of you morons. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e86e0cf30509b51275e91edc4d35113a9a5b9c0a4aae72ad592bc22e9245f4f7.jpg

          • Actually, he lost the election. Won the electoral college though!
            And when the GOP impeaches his dumb traitorous ass in a year or two and instills their boy, will you all be whining still?

          • The Pirate

            But that won’t happen lmao. Don’t be a sore loser.

          • Yep, you will still be whining.
            *patpatpat*
            Not going to happen? Why do you think John McCain sent over the peepee material? Why do you think Reince insisted on being right in there?
            Gosh you guys are dumb. But then you do not understand history, as we have seen, so I can cut you some slack.
            See ya in 2 years to see how much you are still whining ;)

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I got Bingo!

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Darn it, you skunked me again! *tears up card in annoyance*

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Ha! Is there a prize? I’ve never won before!

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I won!!!

          • NastyBossetti

            MrBossetti has that shirt!

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
          • The Librarian

            Wrong again, dude. Yes, the PEEOTUS will be president, but I can march, volunteer, call my Congresspeoples to vote against his policies and make sure that enough attention is paid (though I suspect he’ll do a lot of that himself) to future failed policies to ensure 2020 won’t be a repeat.

          • Technically since he is a puppet, he won’t even be president :)
            PINO

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Your great Golden Ass is gonna get himself impeached and thrown out of office, without delivering on any of his promises.

          • The Librarian
          • mailman27

            Sumbitch. My Pulitzer prize winning response is deleted because our buccaneering friend went over into Hammerland. Fucking lamestream media!!11!!!1!!!

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            As they say, you love the one you hate. Propaganda!!!!!

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            Big. Vast. Bestriding the internet like a veritable colossus! As yuge as Donnie’s manly hands, as gargantuan as his peen…

          • LucindathePook

            My name is 4-chanOzymandias King of Kings;

            Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            I really don’t see anything. Who built your works anyway, the stage hands for Spinal Tap?

          • Shan

            *snerk*

          • No, actually, you are. Which you would know if you understood history.
            So now I am going to not try, but succeed, in attacking your masculinity AND your lack of any understanding of history.
            FUN!

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            Um…he’s laughing at you sunshine…

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            Inbreeding is always an option. ;)

          • I would not even wish that on their sister cousins.

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            And yet, that is the only way to achieve their goal. Irony, right?

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Of course we’re attacking your masculinity. It’s swollen and overblown, and presents an easy target. You’re new to this, aren’t you?

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Compete with you? For what? Doritos and Pepsi?
          Oh, wait, your Mom told me you prefer Coke.
          LAST NIGHT IN BED.

        • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

          You are psychotic. And a vastly overinflated sense of your own significance. So you and Donnie have that in common as well.

        • From the best dissertation on the American experience:

          “Sittin’ there, useless as two shits/ hey!  Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits!”

        • Edith Prickly

          HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA, this is priceless! You’re a Poe, right? Nobody could seriously believe what you just typed there.

          • mailman27

            This is what I’m thinking. It is to joking, yes?

        • CriticalDragon1177

          If they are planing on using that to make white women want to have children its going to have quite the opposite effect. Pepe kind of creeps me out and that was even before I associated him with racist internet trolls.

        • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
        • Saxo the Grammarian

          Sounds like you have a foolproof plan, which none of you will be able to follow, because “foolproof”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4abb6e2d42bde3f2e8baa5d99de32b1243d5de766ea997c050b4845242d656e7.jpg

    • TJ Barke

      Don’t you have some goose stepping to do?

      • Edith Prickly

        Nah, that’s too much like exercise. Also, cuts into the white-babby-meme creating time.

    • The Librarian

      Seriously? To mock you, of course.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      So we have something to do when we’re through having sex.

      • Shan

        Seriously. Don’t they know that EVERYONE here is having sex with each other?

        • Why else would we be here?

          • Shan

            I come here to admire your boobs.

          • Thanks. They are currently buried beneath the coat, but i appreciate the sentiment!

          • Shan

            But they’re still THERE.

          • I follow them everywhere. If you think i’m an agressive feminist liberal, you should hear my boobs!

        • baconzgood

          I’m actually masterbating right now.

          • Shan

            So you’re having sex with ALL of us?! That’s impressive!

          • Well. Baconzgood. It’s right there

          • Shan

            He must think very highly of himself!

          • baconzgood

            Just the ladies and doc

          • Shan

            That’s very generous of you.

          • baconzgood

            Baconz sausage for you…Baconz sausage for you…and you…everyone is getting Baconz sausage…

            Mmmmmmm Baconz Sausage. GLLLLLLAAAAAAGHHHHH.

        • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

          I keep having to stop and hose the spooge off the mounting block. Safety issue.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Dislike, despise, pity, deride, disdain, loath, view with contempt, sneer at, laugh at…take your pick. Any and all would be correct. If feel you have to resort to farcical “let’s make white babbies!” propaganda like this, the desperation is clearly all on your side.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Well, howdy, neighbor. Don’t this just make my blue eyes brown?

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      Because we want you to know that you’re being ridiculed. Kudos for coming here yourself to kneel down and take it full in the face.

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        He and his God/King get off on that sort of thing. Personally, I would make sure to eat about a pound of asparagus before indulging them, myself.

      • IKR? U R desperate and linked there so I am going to actually come here and tell you about it!
        These guys don’t know how anything works, do they.

      • The Pirate

        Take what in the face? You people take the internet far too seriously.

        • So you admit that you like to take it in the face?
          Brave of you. We can work on this and perhaps teach you how to improve yourself instead of blaming everyone else!

        • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

          The mockery, chump. Thanks for making it easy.

    • Saxo the Grammarian
      • The really sad thing is, if these guys would just make any effort in self improvement instead of blaming everyone else, they’d probably be ok.

      • The Wanderer

        And gosh darn it, people like me!

    • baconzgood

      So we can laugh in your face ass hat.

      For a group of people who profess how smart they are at a drop of a hat, you’re really fucking thick.

      • LA Julian

        It’s the Dork Enlightenment… buncha Kylo ‘Cry-mo’ Rens!

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Because I’m an asexual prude in a long distance relationship and I get laid more often than you. And I think that’s hilarious.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      Hate-clicks generate the same amount of revenue as love-clicks. Just saying.

    • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

      We call it Schadenfreude, you daring freebooter of white booty.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Ah. Pirates, traditionally, are gay. We’re not talking about you, we’re talking about the straight guys.

  • brucej

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[gaaaaassssspppppp]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Yah riiiight.

  • TJ Barke

    “I propose that I’m inherently superior and deserve to be dominant over other kinds of people because I possess genes that makes me physically distinct! No, that’s not insane! HEY, WAIT! COME BACK!”

  • grindstone

    Honey, if you insist on a period, then you’re not pregnant.

  • boredcatlady

    And also too, where are all the cool think pieces like “Correct Needle Gauge and Placement Critical to Successful Condom Vandalising” and “How to Replace her Birth Control with Spanish Fly”

    • Do they think if they accidentally get her preggers she will be forced to marry them?
      Cause really, if that is all they want, there are LOTS of women who are looking for their next babby daddy.
      We should do a dating site

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Here’s how to get the lay-deez all fired up about having babbies with youse, 4chaners…

    Make some effort to acquire some personal charm, and make sure your DNA is worth passing on.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      Also too, improve your grooming habits.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Deodorant? Seems like a lot of trouble.

        • LA Julian

          Let alone soap & water…

  • All this does is make me want to adopt 6 non white foster children

    • boredcatlady

      And three more cats

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Good thing that was already one of my life goals.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Guys, guys, guys! Do I have to show you how to change the batteries on your Fleshlights myself?!?!?!
    Whining losers.

    • xy

      they have batteries now?

  • baconzgood

    As the father of 2 white boys I instilled upon my secrete for beginning a family of white people.

    BUY HER SEA BREEZES AND LOTS OF THEM!

    • As the mom of two mostly entirely white boys, I suggest the simple expedient of not being an utter and complete dick head who does nothing but complain about how no one likes him and it is everyone else’s fault.

      • baconzgood

        Like I said sea breezes…

    • Shan

      Sea Breezes? Is that some sort of air freshener?

      • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

        4 cl Vodka
        12 cl Cranberry juice
        3 cl Grapefruit juice
        Shaken, over ice, garnish with a lime slice.

        • You had me at vodka.

        • baconzgood

          You mean 8cl of vodka. We’re trying to make a baby here not get a blow job.

          Sheesh.

          • Shan

            If you make mine with tequila, you just get a black eye.

          • baconzgood

            No tequila for you. I remember you said you get “stroppy” and pick fights with the hipsters.

          • To be fair, the hipsters probably deserve it

          • baconzgood

            When don’t they?

          • Shan

            As long as you’re not a hipster, you’ll probably be fine. I’ll just black out and refuse to do anything you say.

          • baconzgood

            That’s when it’s baby makin’ time.

          • Shan

            What, are you from 4chan, too?

          • theCryptofishist

            Besides, tequila babies aren’t white.

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Wow, hardcore!

          • baconzgood

            If it’s worth doing its worth doing right.

          • Unhappy Fingers

            I thought the usual way to get to baby-making time was to spike the party punch with Everclear.

          • baconzgood

            Not Baconz I get her blind drunk on well vodka. Because iz got classyness

      • baconzgood

        Yeaaaaah. Sure.

    • eggsacklywright

      Would sea monkeys work?

    • Kooolest G

      will wine coolers do the trick? asking for a friend in alaska

  • Courser

    Bwahahaha!

    Agreed, this is the lamest, most pathetic thing I’ve seen in ages! I’m honestly not sure who their target audience is. Talk about tone-deaf! This would have not appealed to me and that was 40 years ago!

    • Apparently, their target range is women who are 5-10 years younger than they, with rich dads.

      • Courser

        Right. Because there are so many of them running around looking for white losers to make babbies with.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    So, I guess just grabbing em by the pussy wasn’t gettin’ er done, huh?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Not even with tic-tacs.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I wonder if they’ve tried Axe.
        In asthma-inducing quantity.

  • Cato56

    “Mostly because they are racists, but also because they are dateless.”

    Dateless racist = date rapist

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Has anyone suggested that these misfit toys post pictures of white babbies on dating sites? ‘Cause we know what the real problem is here, don’t we?

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    Eeeew. They want women 5-10 years younger, that’s super creepy. Also, if I was white and planning to have children this would immediately talk me out of that.

    • tbh, since my husband is 24 years older than I, I can’t really say much on that score.
      Unless these dorks are 20 years old. In which case, ick.

      • I always wanted to be a child bride/baby machine.

        said no one. Ever

        • Mr. Blobfish

          The Duggars are on line 1. They’d like to have a word with you.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Future Mr Cats is 6.5 years older. But he wasn’t looking for a younger woman. These guys are creeps.

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        Do you have a like-minded sister? Um…asking for a friend.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      They don’t want anyone with sexual experience so they can wow them with their, ahem, prowess.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        I’ve known plenty of women willing to teach skill (conversations I’ve tried very hard to forget). I still think these guys are creeps.

      • mailman27

        Why must they laugh at my mighty sword?

  • WeaselPoo

    Even white women actually interested in getting knocked up for the express purpose of out-breeding non-whites aren’t going to be looking to 4/channers to partner with, becuase any random white will do and the closer to home or work the better.

    Besides, the most attractive pregnancy inducing IP addresses begin with lowest numbers in the first octet—no self respecting hot aryan baby maker is going to look at anyone on a class c subnet.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Sweetie, you’re never gonna meet a girl if you sit in your pillow fort all day. Go outside and play with the other boys, but come inside if you start to get apple cheeked.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      And put on your hat! And your rubber boots!

  • eggsacklywright

    It’s a new outlet at the Abortionplex – the Honkeytorium!

  • Granny Sprinkles

    Because I believe in science and stuff, I decided to poll my daughters. Via text message, I asked them each what would make or does make them want a baby. Their answers in no particular order are; 1) you mean anytime soon? 2) HAHAHA HAHAHA no 3) Kal Penn.

    Thus ends today’s edition of Science and Stuff With Granny.

    • Tetsu Kaba

      My daughter frequently says that the economy for millennials will never be good enough for her to afford any baby, not even specifying a particular color baby

      • Granny Sprinkles

        My oldest daughter is in her thirties, economically secure, married for ten years and plans to have exactly zero kids. It used to bother her when she would be asked when she was going to have a baby, now she just says she’ll have kids as soon as she gets tired of not being broke and not having stretch marks.

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      • Courser

        That was always my reasoning. When I was in my 30’s, I gave a LOT of thought to becoming a single mother. Intentionally. Women were beginning to do that in the mid to late 80’s and I gave it serious consideration. But I also looked at my friends who were single mothers, generally divorced. Their lives were so damn hard and there was *never* enough money. Constant fights for child support. TBH, what ‘society’ thought of it was never a consideration. For me, I decided that I couldn’t do it. I’ve always struggled financially and a baby would only make it much worse.

        • justfleming

          This may be a stupid question, but why a single mother? Why not look for a great father that will stick around?
          What happened with “trough good and bad times”?

          My part of my country (west-flanders, belgium) is politicaly very social, but socialital very conservative. In practice this means : “I have nothing against gays, but i certainly hope my son isn’t one.”

          The main dream of any woman and man here still is “huisje, tuintje, gezinnetje” which translates to “home, garden, family”.

          Do you really aspire to stay alone for the rest of your days?

    • msanthropesmr

      So, well crafted memes don’t cut it?

    • Yr. Gma

      We grannies are wise.

  • clairence

    are you sure this isn’t just a joke? someone trolling the left with a silly false story? the meme being the meme? because it sounds beyond nonsensical – even for them.

    • No, this is actually a staple for them. White race and getting girls to date them. It is like their entire thing.

      • msanthropesmr

        Which, if they would wash up a little, get off their computers, and wipe the sweet tarts out of their beards, would probably take care of itself.

        • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

          Not necessarily. The great tradition of whiteness has already failed them (I mean, they genetically invented civilization and everything, but they’re still losers–that has to sting), and hardships in the dating department are probably why they’re in their basements covered in Cheeto-dust, velcroed to their computers, and scarfing sweet tarts in the first place.

        • Exactly.
          I know lots of white guys with women in their lives! And other men! And love and all of that!
          The common thread is that they are not dorks who think everyone else should make their lives better for them.

          • msanthropesmr

            I bet…even some of them are dorks, with poor social skills! And they like MMORPGXYZs! And they spend time at Ham Radio swaps, and maybe even Ren Fairesss. But they still don’t think that everyone else is responsible for their happiness

          • Amazing the connection there ;)

          • Courser

            Ham Radio Libelz!

            Most of these guys don’t manage to get their Amateur tickets. The hang out on the CB bands screaming all day long. We have a guy east of town who just screams into the airwaves all day long, cursing and everything. It’s illegal but someone would have to catch him to do something about it.

          • msanthropesmr

            I only have a General Radiotelephone Operators License. I got it in 1988. I do not know if they even issue those any more.

          • Painter of Goats

            CQ all white womenz seeking to enlargify the aryan race!

          • LA Julian

            Can anyone jam his frequency? (IDK anything about ham radio.)

          • Unhappy Fingers

            Probably with a linear amplifier on his rig, right?

          • Unregistered Hijabi Rockstar

            My husband is bespectacled, shy, and such a massive nerd he spends most of his free time playing ACTUAL D&D GAMES with ENGINEERS, who are basically the poster children for social awkwardness, yet he is extremely popular with the lady types. (I had very stiff competition when we were dating.) He claims it’s because he treats them with “respect” or some liberal garbage.

            WHO CAN EXPLAIN IT!?

      • Yr. Gma

        It’s their last chance!

    • LA Julian
  • Querolous
    • Trump is pissed about that stuff being leaked. His #1 job now is to disinfect everything that got pissed on.

      His #2 job is cover up that steaming pile of Birtherism that he shat all over the media for years and years.

  • Macrodex

    Terrible! I hate white babies and I hope they all die!

    Is that the reaction I’m supposed to have?

    • Hm probably not?
      Probably more the human reaction of HAHAHAHAHAHA THESE GUYS ARE SUCH LOSERS!!!!!
      Was my take anyway

      • WomanInTheResistance

        Breitbart regular. Very icky. I’m just going to block and flag.

        • How shocking a Breitbart reg would also be a 4chan make women have babies with you dork.
          SURPRISE

        • The Pirate
          • Says they guys whining about how they need to keep things white.
            The irony, the irony!!!!

          • The Pirate

            So, you like diversity but don’t want to keep things diverse. ah yes, irony.

          • psstttt keeping things diverse is not the same as keeping races pure ;)
            Another thing you do not understand! We are learning so much about what you have no clue about. Tell us more. We can get to the root of your issues and help you.

          • suziq

            We like diversity, we don’t force diversity. And I thought your plan is supposed to be SEKRET, you are in the wrong place.
            But if you are still here, in the postings quoted above it says “if we make women baby crazy they will lower their standards” which sounds like you are saying white males, or your kind of white males, are inferior to what is currently attracting the white women. Are we just a bit insecure???? HMMMM?

          • Shan

            Lulz. Like you people aren’t trying to BREED your own fucking safe space back into existence!

        • Granny Sprinkles

          You triggered the poor wittle butt pirate.

        • Yr. Gma

          Done.

    • WomanInTheResistance

      One hopes not.

    • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

      Yes.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      The genocidal maniac meeting was moved to the janitor’s closet, this here is the weekly dick joke and recipe swap.

      • msanthropesmr

        Unfortunately, what with the incoming president, the genocidal maniacs have been coming out of the woodwork. We had to move them to the church basement.

        • Granny Sprinkles

          We’re gonna have plumbing problems.

          • theCryptofishist

            If the basement floods will they revert to their true form?

      • Macrodex

        How very genocidist of you.

        • Granny Sprinkles

          You’re not good at this.

    • The Pirate

      I reckon so considering these people hate themselves so much. They don’t value a babies life anyway.

      • Well, no, libtards are all about giving children education and a safety net to survive on if things go bad and making sure they have health care and such…..
        So actually, liberals are FOR life and conservatives are against it!
        So there is that

        • The Pirate

          Hmmm, you’re the ones that want to cut them up and suck them out of the womb with a vacuum though.

          • Granny Sprinkles

            Bless your heart.

          • So you do not know how THAT works either!
            Not surprised. There seems to be ever so much that you do not know.
            Poor lil plunderless pirate.

          • Shan

            I don’t bother with PPH any more. I just use a pair of pliers and a shop vac.

          • baconzgood

            I can’t believe you went there…but there you are

          • Shan

            I can’t help it. Those people bring out the worst in my warped side.

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            Your warped side is…impressive.

          • Shan

            *curtsies*

          • Shan

            Just the black ones. Don’t you remember Sanger was a racist and that’s why PPH clinics are all in minority neighborhoods?

            WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE

          • The Pirate

            kek, I’m being baited by /pol/acks. Neck yourselves cunts

          • Shan

            That didn’t take much.

          • Now you’re just being hateful. Dok….swing away!

          • The Librarian

            Tsk, tsk, see this is why you won’t ever win an argument here. We’re all cunts who won’t put out.

          • Shan

            Hahaha! The difference between a slut and a cunt? A slut will screw anyone. A cunt will screw anyone but THEM.

          • handyhippie65

            oh shit, girl! that’s a good one!

          • Shan

            A former boss of mine who was an attorney told that to me ages ago. I don’t think he and I laughed for the same reasons.

          • handyhippie65

            your boss? why do i think he has a sexual harrassment suit in his past?

          • Shan

            More likely he’s been shot by an angry client. He was a real asshole.

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

            Say “Hi” to the good Doktor for me.

          • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
          • handyhippie65

            speaking of neck, don’t they hang pirates? now, where’s that gibbet?

          • mailman27

            All that alt-right super-secret slang talk is so cool, I really want to find out what it meanzzzzzzzzzz…..

          • Jo Qatana

            Really, bless your precious heart

          • The Librarian

            Wow, you can’t get anywhere with 4chan tricks, so now it’s abortion? You are the truly sad one here.

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie
          • Saxo the Grammarian
          • theCryptofishist

            I so relate to this.

          • handyhippie65

            mmmMMMmmm! frog legs. is it lunch time yet?

          • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

            No, we don’t WANT to do that. We accept that it is sometimes necessary. We would like to educate people and make sure they have access to birth control so there will be a vastly reduced rate of unwanted pregnancies, and therefore far fewer abortions.

            You and your ilk, on the other hand, want people kept ignorant about sex, about how to protect yourself from disease AND pregnancy if you decide to have it, and to be shamed into abstaining because “God sez itz a sin!” Just ask Bristol Palin how well THAT works. For her, apparently, an abstinence lecture tour was a great way to get laid.

      • Yr. Gma

        Don’t feed the troll.

        • mancityRed6

          but…but…fine. dammit
          *grumbles*

      • HazooToo

        Do you ever get tired of being a disgusting person? There are dozens of different ways to be different without being a snot-nosed drooling troll, you know. And they usually come with friends! Who will acknowledge you in public! You should look into that.

    • HazooToo

      Where do you people come up with these motives? Is that what you think about brown babies?

    • Alan

      That was odd.

  • Hellhathnofury Demme

    With the GOP repealing the ACA, we may need this birth control method.

  • Who wants frog babies?

    • jodyleek

      French ladies?

      • Trump would say: “wee wee, on me”

        • jodyleek

          Haha! Ew.

          • It’s sterile

          • theCryptofishist

            You know who else was a germaphobe and saved urine.

            (Yeah, I know this isn’t the right flow in the conversation for that comment. I’m too lazy to find where it is. When a good spot comes up, I may post that again.)

          • I’m breathless with Anticipation ….. breathless.

    • msanthropesmr

      Frog daddies and mommies?

      They’re called tadpoles..

      • Courser

        Actually, that’s what my friends and I call a fetus. Tad for short. When my girlfriends were pregnant, we used tadpole and later ‘Thor’ when the baby is bigger but not quite human-looking yet. My friends are all scientist-types, so it’s all done in love and hope.

        • The Librarian

          My family started calling Spawn 1 “Beanie” when I mentioned the fetus was as big as a lima bean.

          • msanthropesmr
          • WomanInTheResistance

            I so heart Beanie.

          • msanthropesmr

            I do too. He’s a h*ckin’ good dog. Asleep at my feets right now, and I got’s a purry kitty on my lap. I do have to get up soon to check on the lasagna, so everybody’s gonna be upset, and then I am going to start coding, so the cat gets jiggled with every keystroke, so happy harmony wont last long.

          • Yr. Gma

            Nothing like the indignant look from a cat who has been ousted from a lap.

          • Unpresidented Ron

            Or from off a warm, comfy keyboard.

          • HooverVilles

            Purrrr,
            >^o.o^<

          • theCryptofishist

            Beanie or Bust?

          • The Librarian

            I’m loving on Beany. Tres cute!!!!!

          • The Wanderer

            So long as Spawn #2 isn’t called “Cecil.”

          • The Librarian

            Lol, no, but I loved that cartoon!

    • Unpresidented Ron
  • jodyleek

    “All anons that work but have no social skills will suddenly be in demand”
    Hahahahahahaha!
    Stops to breathe…
    Hahahahahahahaha!

  • Garbageman
  • msanthropesmr

    I work with some of these anons that have no social skills. Believe me, they also can’t get a whole lot of work done because of their no social skills.

    • Kooolest G

      maybe they’re not getting any work done cause they’re fucking around on 4chan all day

      • msanthropesmr

        Hey! We have something in common! I’m on Wonkette all day!

      • Thaumaturgist

        You don’t need 4chan to not get work done. Some people say Wonkette works just as well.

  • Serai 1

    Whoops. Meant to post this at the top ten thread.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    So my #lifegoal as a white person is to shrink my hands down to the size of the President-elect’s?

    • BrianW

      Not just your hands, but your horizons as well.

  • Swampgas_Man

    Is “patheti-scary” a word? Y’know, like that street person you might give a dollar to if they didn’t look so dangerous?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    This is just sad…

    • NastyBossetti

      My thoughts exactly.

  • Markuserektus

    “I’m on it.” ~ Josh Duggar

  • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

    There’s nothing sexxxxxier than a rascist who thinks he is clever. Nothing except: herpes, hantavirus, leprosy, scat port, and Nickelback.

    • Regret

      Gah! The mental images!

      Genius!

    • handyhippie65

      nickleback was a bridge too far. uhuhuhuhuh!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Why all the fuehrer? They just want to put a bun — or anything — in the ovens.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      <golf clap>

  • Daisy

    Gross

    • Shan

      Hi, Daisy! Did I miss it or are you back on campus yet?

      • Daisy

        Got back yesterday afternoon! :)

  • Kooolest G
    • LucindathePook

      He’ll do anything to get access to more pee, I guess.

      • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

        He did have a business that solicited urine samples once, IIRC.

    • clairence

      Come on! Trump’s bad enough on his own that we don’t need nonsense like this muddying the waters. This was:

      …one of 13 ideas one candidate for White House press secretary wrote in November… He didn’t get the job,

      • Kooolest G

        True and I would also add, according to page six, which is not exactly a reliable source, but I do think it’s funny. Also trump won’t drug test them, but I won’t be surprised if he makes them recite the pledge of allegiance before every press briefing. Or maybe he’ll just make them sew a gold star on their clothing to make sure every body knows they’re the press

        • clairence

          Gold P’s

    • sosuume

      They should all just pee in a cup and then immediately go home. Real news ain’t gonna come out of WH press corps anyway. Investigative reporting is where it will be (crosses fingers, prays and somehow believes a few real heroes will rise to the top).

      • Mary Stone

        Every bit of “journalistic writing” that’s going to be coming out of the WHPC in the foreseeable future would be vastly improved by the ingestion several hits of acid and some lines of coke anyway. It’ll all be pro-Trump propaganda bilge. The newbies, the wet-behind-the-ears types and the earnest uncompensated interns should warm the seats at Trump’s pressers from now on. The real reporters need to be on the beat, cultivating relationships with actual humans within the Trump garbage fire administration, and with people who have worked in Washington in civil service jobs for decades. If Woodward and Bernstein could flip Nixon’s deputy director of the FBI, someone can flip an equally-high-up Trump administration person as well. Get on this, 4th estate. Birther-in-chief wants to starve you. Let that turn you into hungry wolves again.

        • sosuume

          I’m with you, sister. I like your hungry wolves analogy. Nothing wrong with a little “chemical enlightenment” either. ;)

    • mancityRed6

      I’m still waiting for them to make the senators and the reps pee in a cup.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        Me too.
        – DJT

  • Yossarian

    Yeah, because a bunch of people who don’t go on 4chan circle jerking about 4chan doesn’t come off as bigoted at all.

    • Shan

      We’re the REAL racists for calling a bunch of racists racists!

      • We should be SO ASHAMED right now!

        • Shan

          I’m almost ashamed enough to give one of them a pity f—

          Nah!!! Hahahaha!

      • baconzgood

        That’s racist to say.

    • Ezio Auditore

      We’re not circle jerking about 4chan, we’re mocking nazis.

    • It’s correct to mock chan trash. Why are you talking about them as though they’re people?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Bigoted? LOL

      Right. Because people are born 4chan-goers.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      I’m astonished that you know the reading habits of around 200 regular Wonkette (non) commenters and another thousand casual readers. Colour me impressed. Wait, no what’s the other thing? Yeah, that.

  • Bitter Scribe

    It can not have anything humorous whatsoever.

    Something tells me that won’t be a problem.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      I dunno, I’m giggling a lot at this.

  • mancityRed6

    wait, wait, wait…
    “all men want is a woman”?
    well, it’s not like I’m gonna say no, but…I’d rather have a dozen wings from Popeye’s. and some biscuits.
    if I could get a woman who would hulu and relax* with me over some fried chicken from aforesaid restaurant, well, all’s the better.
    *no, I didn’t mean another version of “netflix and chill”.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      I’ve GOT a woman*. What I WANT is a pair of Lincoln MKZ mirrors and some stainless steel tubing.
      * Don’t tell her I put it that way.

      • mancityRed6

        I don’t want to know what you want them for, but ebay motors is that way >

  • Mahousu

    That looks like the One Ring on that middle hand. I suspect Sauron has infiltrated them. I also suspect he’s going to be bitterly disappointed when he finds out what he’s recruited.

    • Edith Prickly

      Cucks?? I didn’t say “cucks” I said ORCs!!

  • Mary Stone

    Wimminzes as shiny possession objects extraordinaire? I wonder if the soggy-underwear brigade has quite thought this through? They’ll be financially obligated to support their lily-white rugrats until at least the age of 21 in most states.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      21 years? Most of them haven’t spent more than 21 minutes with a female they’re not related to.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    IIRC, Hitler also supported using the “arts” to stoke the Aryan birthrate. So, the usually uptight Nazis were enthusiastic about (Aryan) female nudes in “fine art”. They didn’t have an army of wankers with “memes” to help.

    • mancityRed6

      maybe the frog is what turns them on now?

      • theCryptofishist

        His name is PeePee.

        • mancityRed6

          winner, winner, chicken dinner

          • theCryptofishist

            Ta.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      The new generation of wankers seem to be doing similar damage :(

      • mancityRed6

        to their socks, maybe

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          Not THAT kind of “wanker”…Tee hee!

  • Ωbjectifier

    Story about 4chan? Surely there are no trolls here.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      And they’re definitely not rolling around the floor in wet diapers kicking and screaming.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    oops, I forgot to have white babies (mine are light brown).

    • natoslug

      Mine are pinkish. And beige. Very boring, color-wise. And most definitely not planning on helping make more.

      • Gregory Brown

        My white babies are all grown up, and dating nice intelligent, feminist professional women.

  • mailman27

    Private Pyle, you cannot be serious!!!

  • janecita

    The woman, in the three hands picture, must have been retaining water when that shot was taken, her ring looks uncomfortably tight.
    And hell no, I don’t feel like having a white baby, or any color baby for that matter!

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Pathetic! Even if you do honestly want more white babies in the world, this is not the way to go about it. First I’d suggest stop being a racist twat :) If you can’t do that, you’ll have to leave your parents’ basement in order to find the skinhead gorilla yer dreams. Maybe she’ll have your white baby. But seriously, stop being racist asshats!

  • HazooToo

    Okay. This idea is ludicrous from start to finish. But taking all of their dreams apart one by one…

    1) Seeing a picture of a happy family is nice, but it makes you think more of fashion ads and commercials than “must have baby”.
    2) If you are not already attracted to white men, you will not want one. You can’t control that shit.
    3) If you are the kind of man who thinks shit like this will finally get you a girl, you are wrong. Women are usually turned off by creeps. It’s a survival mechanism.
    4) White people are breeding just fine without this crap.
    5) Many of the men you consider “alphas” ARE also good fathers and good husbands. They will beat you every time.
    6) You are not going to change how women think, because you have no idea what women think. You have never spoken to one.
    7) White men do not have special magic powers that make women want to give up all their dreams and ambitions once they marry and have babies. Feminism is here, and growing. Get over it.
    8) The patriarchy and gender roles are outdated and full of shit. We will never stop trying to dismantle them. Get over it.
    9) Your racism is ugly and you probably are, too.

    In short, your meme is stupid and your lives are pointless. Change or spend the rest of your lives pathetic and alone.

    • Gregory Brown

      Huzzah!

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Also I would like to add

      10) Posting images of white babies and white families won’t make white women, or anyone in general who doesn’t want to have a child suddenly want to have one.

      11) It won’t make white women who are attracted to non white men, or white men who are attracted to non white women, suddenly only attracted to other people of the opposite sex.

      12) It won’t make lesbians or gays into straight people either, since these memes won’t change who anyone is attracted to, especially when it comes to sexual orientation.

      13) “Race” is really something that you shouldn’t be concerned with unless it is the human race. As much as you are determined to deny the fact, “race” as you think of it, is a social construct, not a biological construct. Saying the “white race” is “superior” is like saying people with red hair are “superior.”

      14) By your bizarre racist “logic,” you should be very careful where you post these images, since they’re bound to make non whites, including blacks men and women, suddenly more attracted to white people.

  • anon_the_great

    O fer fuck’s sake! Can’t we do a Patreon thing and hire sex professionals for these sad, constipated fellers? A regular round of handies to this whining sac 300 Losers could tip 2018 elections our way.

    All any wingnut needs is a talented fuck or two.

    • Kooolest G

      I know a guy who can get russian hookers at wholesale prices. they’re practically new, but they do leak a little bit

      • Blackest Noobs

        squirt, squirt

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Gee. If only all of society was promoting this message so we could fill up those tragically underutilized affordable daycare slots.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Who needs day care? The plan is to find a woman willing to make a white baby, and then the go to work to support the family. All of these unemployed losers will be available to babby-sit.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Somehow I suspect that they’re not quite as invested in actually raising the white babies. They’re too busy reenacting the Sokol hoax in emojis.

        • Gregory Brown

          I would like to see that, actually.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            reddit.com —>

      • mancityRed6

        you know, I don’t want kids.
        but if I did, I would definitely prefer to see them in better hands while I slaved away.

  • WomanInTheResistance

    So are the trolls gone?

    • HazooToo

      They had no stamina. Sad.

      • WomanInTheResistance

        Not really. The sad part, that is. What losers.

        • HazooToo

          I saw a thing at some point, forget if it was an article or a show, that said some of these trolls are actual normal people in the rest of their lives. That they just do it because it’s fun, and don’t make the connection that the people they troll are actual real humans living somewhere and trying to express themselves. They don’t bully in their “real lives” and would be offended if someone said what they say, in person. I wonder sometimes just how many of the trolls we get are like that? I’m guessing not a lot. But there must have been one or two, at some point, who just saw this as a video game…

          • WomanInTheResistance

            I’m sure that you’re right. And how pathetic is that? That even more losery than true believers. What a barren, boring existence. “I’ll go pick a fight with people I don’t know just for the hell of it.” Really sad.

          • mancityRed6

            I think I saw that on South Park.

          • HooverVilles

            Yes, it was on South Park.

    • Blackest Noobs

      there were trolls?

    • tehbaddr

      They just go back under the bridge and lurk a while before coming out again.

      • theCryptofishist

        Probably going back for reinforcements and “witty” replies to our objections.

  • Mike Steele

    Eagerly awaiting ‘splanation of how these prize package guys are going to support their dutiful, jobless wives and master race children once ACA, Medicaid and their drug treatment programs are abolished.

    • Thiazin Red

      I suppose by their logic, if they prevent women from getting educations or working, all the jobs those women would have been doing will be filled by men.

  • Jamoche

    Dude. If being flooded with piccies of white babies caused an overwhelming urge to make white babies, Facebook would’ve already kicked off a baby boom to make 1946 look pathetic.

  • tehbaddr

    /pol/ the great white dope?

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Why am I not seeing a stampede of white ladies eager to make babbies with loser 4chans?

    • Tiny kaiju

      They scare us shitless?

      • OrdinaryJoe

        THAT would explain it.

      • Serai 1

        They scare us shitless make us throw up in our mouths?

        Fixed that for you.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Is that President Trump’s hand in the middle of that photo?

    • mancityRed6

      his is in the front

  • Thiazin Red

    Ha ha assholes, I’m a 100% white lady with a hard science PhD and I hate babies. Showing me picture of babies just makes me not want them more.

    But these guys almost make me want to sell my eggs to a nice mixed race gay couple just to spite them.

  • mancityRed6
    • Alexander Stallwitz

      Glad i am not the only one who thinks of that song when i see alt righters whine about too many brown people

      • mancityRed6

        *bragging*
        I got to see them free last summer in Lawrence, Ks.
        Say what anyone does about Kansas, but Lawrence (like Fayetteville and Austin) set the standards for the resistance in their own red states.

        • Alexander Stallwitz

          I am excited by the supergroup that Chuck D formed with members of Rage Against The Machine and Cypress Hill called Prophets of Rage. I want the shirt that they sell that says Make America Rage Again

          • mancityRed6

            Imma look that shit up. Thanks for that, sincerly and honestly, no snark.

          • Alexander Stallwitz

            It made me so happy, sadly theres going to be no shortage of material for the next four years for them to rage against

    • HorseChestnut

      Never a bad time for this.

  • Gregory Brown

    Not only pathetic, but pathetically stupid.

  • VagendaofNastyWoman

    I would settle for a grandchild to spoil of any color, biological or not. If the offspring aren’t receptive to gentle encouragement from Mom, they’re not going to pay attention to memes from losers.

    • Martini Ambassador

      Mom, is that you?

    • nikkidarlin

      Thanks for that laugh!

  • Crank Tango

    All men want is a woman

    Uh, some of us want lots of women. And some of us want dudes. These guys are rocket surgeons, aren’t they? Or just engineers.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      These “geniuses” also fail to understand that they’re pathetic memes won’t be able to stop white women from being attracted to black men, or any man who doesn’t belong to their “race” for that matter.

    • zerosumgame0005

      a bucket full of Ben Carson’s!

  • Johnnymoreno

    OMFG!!!!! That is so FRIKKING HOT I just started ovulating–AND IM A DUDE!!!!!!!

    • phoenix00

      SAME HERE

  • Edith Prickly

    I’m sure this brilliant plan will finally bring the wimmenz flocking to their basement stairs, begging to be impregnated with snowy little ubermensch babbies.

    It’s not like women have any needs or desires of their own, they are blank slates that can be programmed to make major life decisions by cheesy pictures with writing on them.

  • theCryptofishist

    So is the “period” thing some sort of subliminal code like “14?” Cause I look at “life goals.” and think, why are those idiots putting a period after a sentence fragment.

    Or is this punctuation salad?

    • phoenix00

      Lack of edookashun also a distinct possibility. Full-stop.

    • TheBoatDude

      whats 14?

      • iasatan

        “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children”

        • TheBoatDude

          Wow. So, is that part of some Alt-Right Bill of Rights, or something, where every bullshit thought of theirs is numerically coded? e.g.
          1. No Black on White Dating
          2. No Black on White Porn
          3. Definitely no gay Black on White Porn
          4. Whites always on top
          etc…

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            It’s a long, long time slogan of neo-nazis and white supremacists. IIRC, it’s a line from Mein Kampf (i may be wrong).

          • Serai 1

            It’s code. See, these losers are too cowardly to say their shit loud and take the heat. So they sneak around with codes and dog-whistles to avoid any adults interfering in their nasty little reindeer games.

      • theCryptofishist

        It’s code for a sentence about white breeding and safe spaced for white people or something. I refurse to remember it.

  • akryan

    I actually wasted precious seconds of my life to read through the Kek explanation. 4chan must be the most bugfuck pathetic gathering place of losers in the world.

  • cosmiccowgirl

    This seems like it almost has to be satire. They call themselves “permavirgins”?

    • therblig

      well, global warming is melting the permafrost. there just might be hope for them.

      jk, they’re married to lubriderm and tube socks.

  • phoenix00

    This is comedy, right? This is too hilariously unreal to be real. Even 4chan-ners can’t be this desperate, right?

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Yes they can be this desperate actually.

    • iasatan

      Being too desperate to save the human race…

  • Prolecat

    Those boys are #@&ed in the head.

    • JD Mulvey

      Period, full stop.

    • therblig

      and luckily, nowhere else.

    • neoCrusade

      Yeah, I mean it’s complete insane to want to preserve your race. Hahahah

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Yeah, it is…

      • Prolecat

        Yes, it is.

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        There is only one Human Race. The rest is just variation. Personally, I’m not invested in saving the Human Race, but at best the earth would be better off with fewer of us.

      • Scrofula

        Yup, we agree!

      • Scrofula

        I’ll tell you straight-up your fucking NAZI, as a white male who’s been laid many times by non-white women, I won’t relax till my blue eyed, blond-haired genes are safely gone in some deep brown skin.
        Your fears are correct–fuck our race, you stupid shit.

      • Serai 1
    • Andy_Kreiss

      This incel toady boy seems triggered by this item. Lots of nervous “hahaha” laugh tracks in several comments in a few minutes.

    • Serai 1

      Only kinda fucking they can get.

  • Andy_Kreiss

    Are they so stupid that they think nobody can see this? I mean, everybody knows a toady boy avatar screams ” Beta male virgin”, but I figured they at least lied to each other at their internet Safe Spaces®, mutually agreeing to accept their Neighborhood of Make Believe Alpha Male Dickslinger fantasies.

    • ahughes798

      Why do they even assume that all women want are alpha males? Are they mad because conventionally “pretty” women are all supposedly attracted to Alphas? Is it because conventionally pretty women are not usually attracted to betas? Would they “lower their standards” and date a woman who wasn’t conventionally beautiful?

      • Andy_Kreiss

        These Alt-Right losers don’t have any standards. First of all they have a very screwed up idea of what an “Alpha Male” is. In the natural,world, traits like physical or mental superiority can be passed on. Humans have fooled evolution by passing on money to inferior spawn like trump.

        But weak, stupid virgins see trump , an elderly, stupid genetic loser as some sort of hero. They connect with him. They think yelling, insulting, lying, and filing lawsuits is the same as winning in the jungle. So they think they have a chance.

        • ahughes798

          Kind of like when a troupe of chimpanzees fling stuff and make lots of noise and bluster when they meet another troupe of chimpanzees they don’t like.

        • john ytto

          Can we stop calling 4chan alt right. Literally everyone on that site is a libertarian.

          • Serai 1

            Nice try, Sparky.

          • Andy_Kreiss

            I don’t really think about 4chan very much. I was talking about the toady boys in general, and worrying about the distinctions and subgroups is about as important to me as the subtle differences between groups of video gamers, techno music, furries, or square dancers.

            Alt-right, Republican, Libertarian, Neo-Nazi, Natsoc, Values Voters, Christofascist, conservative, whatever,they’re all the same weirdos and losers with slightly different haircuts, clothes and buzz words. The dregs of America, all trying to convince each other that their last gasp is the future.

      • Scrofula

        No “alpha-male” would ever post whiny can’t-get-laid shit on the internet, either. That stuff is real attractive.

        • ahughes798

          They’re not, and never will be, Alphas. They’re Betas. They’re waiting for the great Beta uprising that will get rid of all the Alphas, so they can own all the wimmins, like one would own a washing machine, and they’d be given the level of respect and autonomy of a washing machine. There would be no such thing as rape, also too.

          • Scrofula

            Which is why they just need to pony-up and pay a hooker already. Yeah, I was fifteen once too, I understand the urge. They need to get their cherries popped and fucking relax about things.

          • Nick Scroggs

            Or it could backfire and they wind up killing the hookers, or get very scared and run away if in the same room.

          • Scrofula

            I’ll go with running away(for most). Or some premature action.
            Although, yeah, a few will pull a King Joffrey.

          • Serai 1

            Pfft. They’re not even Betas. These are Gammas and Deltas. A few are even Epsilons.

          • ahughes798

            Is there a letter in the Greek alphabet for poo? Because that would be their letter.

    • neoCrusade

      Nice job Kreiss but you still aren’t going to get laid hahahah sellout loser.

  • zerosumgame0005

    but but but! What about the “pinkies” who can “pass”? are they gonna pay for DNA tests?

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Yeah I know, the black people who can pass for white, many of which don’t even know they’re black since their other ancestors did such a good job passing for white back in the days when blacks were to be treated as inferior by law.

      • zerosumgame0005

        these days they can’t even say they are Jamaican to get around the “one drop” rule!

        • CriticalDragon1177

          I don’t think they could every say they were Jamaican to get around the nonsensical “one drop” rule, which by the way, pretty much makes everyone black, but don’t tell that to these racist losers, since the knowledge that any of them had any black ancestors would probably lead them to suicide!

  • Ilgattomorte

    This is just silly. If we are going to get anywhere, we have to get brown women to start having white babies. The fact is that white people are becoming the minority. But, not to worry I have a solution.

    First, we have to learn how to dance. I mean, it’s true we have no rhythm. Then we have to dress better. Come on white guys, do you really need to wear khakis and comfortable shoes? Lastly, we need to start popular pop culture trends. I recommend using opposition. You know, like how “bad” actually means “good”. I suggest we make “ugly the new trend, as in “Do you see that girl? She’d uggggly!”. Or maybe, “Oh Man! I got myself an ugggly hook-up last night.”. You know, like that.

    Now, this won’t be easy. We may have to go at this two or three generations before it starts to work. We may have to reach West Virginia levels of cousin-fucking before we see results, but it has to be done.

    The only potential problem I see, is penis size. Let’s face it guys, we aren’t all that impressive. I think I may have a solution. As a race, we must target brown women with particularly small vaginas. These “tiny-giny” women, may not notice our, shall I say, “tini-penies” and allow us to complete our mission.

    Have at it boys!

    • Serai 1

      Come on white guys, do you really need to wear khakis and comfortable shoes?

      Also, the camo. Jesus FUCK, enough with the goddamned ugly camo!!!

  • Mavenmaven

    Now I understand the crepey skin ad always on wonkette, they don’t want us to reproduce.

  • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

    I feel terrible about this. My wife and I, both super white folks, just don’t want kids, because we don’t like them. This may be our fault. I’m even blonde-ish, blue-eyed and of above average height.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Might be best to go underground for the coming four years. Whatever you do, don’t utter those words “we don’t like them” just in public. Any implication that their babbies are not universally beloved is actionable to them.

      • theCryptofishist

        Nope, it’s fetuses that are universally loved. Babies get a lot of meh.

        • natoslug

          Not enough meat on a fetus, though.

          • theCryptofishist

            But oh, so tender.

        • Dazza

          Bingo.

      • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

        Right? I love the concern trolling from the person above you, too. Fucking ridiculous. This is why I hate people.

    • justfleming

      You don’t like kids? Is it because you want to have fun while you’re young?
      Because you’re gonna die sad and alone. Especially if your spouse dies first.
      If you can’t have kids, look to adopt.

      Do you really want to sit in elderly care, looking at the other old people, how their visiting kids make their day? Looking at your kids going trough the same trouble with your grandkids, like you had with them.

      • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

        So, let’s start out with a hearty fuck off. Your concern trolling is really annoying. Do you honestly think that I haven’t heard any of this before? Do you think that one anonymous shithead on the internet is going to make me think “Gee, I don’t like kids, but justfleming thinks I’m going to be sad, I should get some?” Fuck the fuck off. Live your life. I’m enjoying mine.

        • justfleming

          You call it concern trolling. My girlfriend works in elderly care, and works constantly with elders.
          The way you talk, it seems that i struck a nerve. Also the fact that you heard it before, means that i’m not the only one looking ahead and wanting you to lead a happy life.

          Some advice from a troll on the internet : do some charity work with elders.

          Enjoy your life, your entire life. For me joy in my life is seeing my loved ones have joy.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            You do know that not everyone’s family members are loving and caring, right? And there is no guarantee that family members will care for their aged relatives?

          • justfleming

            Not everyone’s family members are loving and caring. But mostly, this is their own fault.

            No guarantee? I can tell you five families on top of my head that converted a room for their remaining parent. I know way more loving and caring people for their parents than people who don’t. And the people who don’t almost always have a very good reason (for example some parents just want to keep authority over their adult children. This always ends up in disaster.)

            Don’t you love your parents? I think it’s an emotional bond that’s very hard to break, and children have it by default.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Why are you here?

          • justfleming

            Because i’m procrastinating for my exams (master in engineering, i should really be studying, but i’ts my last year, so i know how much procrastination i can handle).

            As why i’m commenting all this, i care about people and have faith in them. And i believe that having a child is the most important thing is one can do in life.

            Why you might ask. Because only by having children one cares about the future. If you don’t have children, why should you care about government debt, global warming… ?
            If you continue the circle of life, you will be busy first with your children, then with your grandchildren, and if you’re very lucky with your great-grandchildren. You will worry about their future and try to make the world a better place for them to live in.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            ” If you don’t have children, why should you care about government debt, global warming… ?

            Here’s your answer.
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d721981573bd68f67a7dc1da8a7fa6780308df0677859fe052aac2508aa71f9.png

          • Serai 1

            Needs it spelled out due to a lack of it.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Oddly, I believe that it is possible to care about the future even if one doesn’t have children. I believe that it is possible to care about other people even if I am not related to them. Because I am not an asshole. You, however….

          • justfleming

            That’s an argument ad hominem. Your reply would have more impact if you just removed that last sentence. Just a tip for future discussions.

            Yes, i agree it’s possible. Just less probable.

            But know that (at least in my country) that by not having any children, your collapsing the social system, which is detrimental for future generations.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that’s not what an ad hominem is…she made an argument, then called you an asshole.

          • WomanInTheResistance

            Thanks. Frankly, I’m too angry to deal with this one. Funny, this one doesn’t seem as trollish as the others. I’m going to try to tell myself that it’s obvious English is not it’s primary language and walk away. But it’s still an asshole.

          • justfleming

            I saw it as two arguments : a valid one (which i replied to) and a ad hominem one (the calling me an asshole).

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            “I saw it as two arguments”

            You were wrong.

          • Serai 1

            It’s not an ad hominem if you’ve just spent the last twenty comments proving you’re an asshole.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5aa0004965bef8d99024f5a1da6634ae491328b694df4fbef3f0a2724de66653.gif

          • Dazza

            Oh, little troll – do you think we really believe your narcissistic nonsense about being a polymath, and a scholar? Nope.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            It is nice that you know all those wonderful families. However, anecdotes are not evidence, and your victim-blaming remark shows a lack of experience with or knowledge about the rest of society and how destructive some familial relationships can be.

          • justfleming

            I do have to note that i grew up in rather well off village in West-flanders, Belgium, and that local culture might influence these things.

            I’m not victim blaming. My best friend from childhood his father is a drunk and a junkie. His mother doesn’t get alimony, because the father has nothing the state can take. He hates his father for hitting his mother, and will care nothing when he is old.

            The single other one i know personally is an example of authority. His mother came every single day. Saying how his wife did everything wrong(you shouldn’t cook like that, you’re smothering your children, that isn’t completely clean…). He warned her 3 times she shouldn’t come anymore. Then he moved 2 hours of driving away, without telling his mother where he went. And still, he visits his parents like once a month (his mom is still mad, but according to his father really happy when he comes)

            The latter case happens or similar happens (when i hear my gf talking) quite often.

            But hey, please describe some destructive familial relationships. (this is not ironic, it might sound this way, but English is my third language, and several nuances are quite hard to master) Especially if they happen in comparison way more than loving families.
            It’s true that i’m still young, and due to my environments i mostly meet people who are rather well off. Luckily helpful strangers on the internet can help me see a broader spectrum of problems. (again not ironic, please share those stories)

          • therblig

            Belgium is the rudest word in the Universe, yet by a strange coincidence, also the name of a country on Earth. In the Secondary Phase, it is stated as “completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one part, where they don’t know what it means, and in serious screenplays.”

            and now we know why

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I suggest that if you are interested in widening your horizons, you initiate contact by asking questions and sharing your experiences rather than making accusations against people and cultures with which you are not familiar. I appreciate your belated interest, but right now I don’t have the time and energy to share stories with you.

          • Serai 1
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          • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

            Let me explain it to you in simple terms, so you understand me. I’m not selfish enough to have a child to be my caretaker when I get old. I don’t like children, and don’t want to put up with them. Much like some people don’t like dogs, my wife and I don’t like children. I put money away for my retirement, instead of paying for braces and college and Guess Jeans or whatever the kids wear now. Because I don’t give a shit about your opinion, you didn’t hit a nerve. You just reiterated the same pathetic argument that I’ve heard from people for years, that I didn’t care about then.
            People telling other people how to live their life, that’s the fucking nerve you hit. You only get the one life, live it the way you want. You go right ahead and have your kids to prop up your carcass when you’re old. I’ll be just fine.
            And HOW FUCKING DARE YOU insinuate that I don’t do charity work. How dare you. What a smug little ass you are.

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        Do you really think children should be brought into the world or raised by people who don’t like children?

      • Serai 1
  • therblig

    when ms. blig was pregnant, 20 years ago, one of the militant gentrifiers in our neighborhood complimented her on bringing a much needed white baby to jersey city. pretty sure that was the last time we ever spoke with him. even among us liberals, we’ve got some racism to work on.

    but, these guys are pathetic losers.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Unfortunately its going to be a long long time before that type of thinking goes away.

      • MarkAssBuster

        nah, technological singularity إنسءالله

    • NothingMan00

      People who have 7000 comments and share dumb as f*ck virtue signaling stories online shouldn’t call others losers.

      • WomanInTheResistance

        Why are you here?

      • therblig

        ouch, ooh, my pride.”virtue signaling”? cute. how will i recover from such a sick burn? pass the aloe. i would think you’d be happy that i helped produce a white baby, since it’s something you’ll never do. at least you got your name right. and i got you right.

      • Scrofula

        You’re a loser.
        You’d be a cuck if you had a girl to cheat.

      • Serai 1
      • Dazza

        OMG. You comment on (and follow) ‘Return of Kings”? Bwahahaha – such a dill!

  • ltmcdies

    http://cdn-01.naij.com/o/yJzkV4COFSbgXnJbECbP6SN8.jpg

    oh boys…these girls are twins…

  • Unclejeems

    Well, the best way to “normalize” the birth rate is to insure that the standard of living of everyone–all colors and all groups–rises across the board. And of course, for all women, all colors, to have easy access to family planning and medical care. But these geniuses have about much chance of connecting those dots as Donald Trump has of passing a third-grade spelling test. So I won’t hold my breath.

    • Rosaliarcox

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      • WomanInTheResistance

        I knew Lori. And you, sir/madam/whatever, are no Lori.

        • Serai 1

          You remember when I started writing those softcore porn answers to Lori? She started posting her spam as responses to my comments! I think she was enjoying the tale I was spinning for a while there.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Well at least Rosaliarcox (if that IS your name) hasn’t been suckermemed into hormonal oblivion.

      • Resistance Fighter Callyson

        Being a web cam model is a lucrative field? Thanks for the update!

    • iasatan

      What? So you want to increase white birthrate by pumping money to dindus to breed more?

  • Jo Mathie

    “will cause them to fall in love and reproduce” Really? Reading all of that made me cross my legs and remember why I don’t want kids white or otherwise.

    • Skaarphy

      But you must reproduce. We have to outpace the idiots.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        If this election has taught us anything, it’s that the human experiment was an evolutionary mistake. Good-bye and thanks for all the fish.

    • Prolecat

      All that, and it made especially glad I have Teh Gay.

  • Chris Oney

    If you can’t take a fuck, joke you!

  • MarkAssBuster

    Yes goyim, don’t breed, I mean love is love regardless of creed/gender/race/orientation.
    Diversity is our strength, multiculturalism is enrichment!

  • JesusWasAHippie

    At first I was all *eyeroll*. But then the pic of the little baby hand made me all *awww*.
    Seriously you guys I think I might want a babby. And even though I thought I was ok with brown babies, that little white hand just…
    And… I think I’ll leave Mr AHippie for that sullen, pasty-faced guy who works in tech support, the one who cuts his own hair with kitchen shears and just grunts when I say hi. You know, the one with the orange teeth because he only eats Cheez Doodles.
    I have no idea why I suddenly feel this way.

  • Mr Canoehead

    We are systematically going to change the way white women approach the world. This will solve all our problems.

    A perfect storm of self-delusion and stoopid. If I was writing a parody of these beings, I would have been so proud of those two lines.

  • Paul

    Having white babies is RACIST!

  • Gristle McThornbody

    OMG! They’re becoming sentient ::insert screamy face:: They actually recognize and admit that they are the cucks of the world and that the alpha males get all the chicks. Which seems weird, because aren’t these the same idjits who claim that feminazis are turning all men into eunuchs? So, by their logic, they have even less game than eunuchs. But I’m digressing here.

    Oh well, Donald Trump is a dick. That’s the main takeaway from this.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    *sigh* At least the babby is cute.

  • Tokays_don’t_blink

    I have a question…if this arrangement is so “natural,” why does it require any “meming up?”

    • iasatan

      Because (((they))) brainwashed the people

      • 3FingerPete
        • Irma Grese

          (((They ))) are more like parasites, not ants.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            (((They )))

            You mean me shit weasel? It’s hard to call non-white people parasites when the majority of federal dollars are siphoned from liberal, diverse states and funneled to the goat-fucking cracker states.

          • Irma Grese

            Confirmed parasite.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            Wow, you should probably see a doctor about that.

          • Serai 1
          • a_lethe_ia

            ah yes, a neo nazi repeating old-nazi shite.
            But well, whats other to expect from a fucking antisemtite ascho nazi?
            Or why do you chose the name of a executed Nazitwat who worked in auschwitz bergen belsen and ravensbrück?
            You seem to be a big fan.. Do you fantasize about whipping jewish women to death too? Do you, like are you into that, fantasizing about being a 22 year old blond nazi girl that beats defenseless people to death?
            Or are you just so broken and defective and void of any kind of humanity and empathy and think this is just fun to do?
            I mean.. I can hope at least that you maybe end like your idol. Would be better for the world, to nip that in the bug before it mutates into a flower of murder and shit.

          • Irma Grese

            Nature made you allergic to sperm, so that it would help to deter you from breeding more parasitic spawn, BTW.

      • therblig

        i a satan?
        u no satan
        u a idiot

      • Serai 1
  • Publia Evola

    better this than to be memed into misceginating by the mainstream media…

  • neoCrusade

    This is amazing. The Left is now openly waging war against white families. I am in tears laughing. Check mate commies your time is coming bahaha.

    • therblig

      i have a feeling your tears are actually from loneliness. there there.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Is this what Bill O told you? Cause I don’t want to insult you by thinking you came up with it yourself.

    • efoveks

      I am not a commie, but thank you for not including me among your ilk, whatever that may be. No one id waging war against white families. It was not even implied. We wage war against stupid, though.

      That said, unless you are stupid, you don’t have a legitimate argument. Thanks for playing, either way.

    • Scrofula

      Just white NAZI families.
      And we’re still waiting for you to “bring our time”.

    • Prolecat

      Take your meds, lunatic.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Funny, my family is just fine. But thanks for the good laugh: so kind of you to reciprocate!

    • Serai 1
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Hey, protofascist galt-white delta-males looking to increase the white population. Where’s yo mamas at?

  • TheBoatDude

    I wonder what would happen to their experiment if their hashtag were suddenly associated with gay black on white porn? Hmmm…

  • veska

    But can they meme crepey skin away?

  • Spanish PePe

    Omg! maybe they succeed… jews actually did it with interratial couples via MTV… maybe they manage to create nice propaganda that brainwashes our brain just like the jews have already done! What will we do if that happens?

  • ltmcdies
  • DQKennard

    It’s a good thing for them that memes and meme campaigns just *never* backfire. Or open the makers and users of such memes to brutal mockery. Or reinforce the negative impressions others have of them.

  • DQKennard

    Their favorite porn is likely interracial femdom.

    • Nick Scroggs

      I was thinking more interracial “hot wife” things.

  • speaking as a blond blue eyed wasp-y type chick: i fucking hate babies.

  • El Cid

    “If we make woman baby crazy” = “I’m pretty sure I can stop this here train with my mind, watch this y’all”

  • Spanish PePe

    I just want to comment…
    1) The House
    2) The Senate
    3) Supreme Court picks
    4) The presidency.

    Checkmate.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c7af8eacc11190c865667681a6aaf485ea80685635a8c091e7ec1bfb257f39f.jpg

  • Spanish PePe
    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Thanks for proving he’s an idiot. (We knew it, but we’re happy you finally came around).

  • I have a sister-in-law and her wife who birthed 2 beautiful, white, blue eyed / blonde twins, using artificial insemination. I’m taking bets on whether or not they’d be happy about this. Guessing not, myself.

    • czarangelus

      How long before she mutilates their genitals for liberal status points so THEY can’t themselves reproduce?

  • WomanInTheResistance

    Not letting this end with a troll.

    https://youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ

    • Dazza

      What the ever-loving hell is with these guys? Do they not understand the responsibility that having a child entails? Who undertakes to bring a child into the world as a somehow fungible verification of masculinity?

      If they are simply trying to assert their manhood to a bored and uninterested public they should just post dick pics (with centimetre ruler and suitable magnification) and a return email address for medical opinions on their STIs.

      • WomanInTheResistance

        These are sad, lonely people. Who have 0% chance of procreating. I’d feel sorry for them, if they weren’t so creepy.

      • For these people, having a child is EASY. The perfect supermodel woman (who is 5-10 years younger than them, so like… 3?) that they deserve to marry will take care of the child, after she’s fetched them their pipe and slippers and a martini…

        • Dazza

          To those idiots: get a puppy. Love it, clean up its messes, see it through illnesses and scary medical bills, and train it to be a decent, well-socialised dog. Take it for walks in the dog park, meet other dog owners (some of them unmarried het women, yay!) and learn from this experience that responsibility and love ALWAYS go together. Then you may be ready for adult human love – which may not always mean kids, but you will at least have dogs, love and friendship.

          • Nephron

            I wouldn’t want those fedora’d fuckers taking care of an earthworm let alone a dog!

          • Dazza

            Fair enough.

      • czarangelus

        Yeah, why WOULD any man want to carry on thousands and thousands of years of genetic heritage going all the way back to when the first lungfish crawled out of the swamp and flapped, heaving for breath on dry land? I can’t imagine why anybody would care about something so, like, totally banal as the perpetuation of humanity and the unique phenotypes of Europe in particular. Like, isn’t the new color of my nails just like, so much more important?

        • Dazza

          Aaaand you help make my point for me. Thanks.

          Nowhere in your loathsome screeds on this thread do you acknowledge the agency of individual women to their bodies and the decisions they make as autonomous human beings. You simply want to soothe your ego by marking ‘ownership’ on women, not partner in the rearing of children with all the responsibility and emotional maturity that goes with that commitment. Get a dog, son. At least the dog will be glad to see you, ’cause women sure aren’t.

          Flagged and blocked.

  • Sister Artemis

    Must say, this puts me in mind of a very weak attempt at what Bene Gesserit were up to, but with a 5-generation projection at best, and none of the nuance or insight. Sad, and very 14-year old boy with a yearning to Mean Something and Make An Impact, as well as a hard on that just won’t… release

    • unionthuggery

      Derp is the mind-killer.

  • Is there a word that’s like “embarrassing”, but actually means “more embarrassing than should be humanly possible”? Turbobarrassing? Ultrabarrassing? These people would be pitiable if they weren’t so goddamn revolting.

  • chortlingdingo

    This has got to be one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen. It’s like women aren’t even people to these asshats.

    • czarangelus

      You’re not. You don’t understand making long-term emotional investments, you just throw yourselves on any dicks that will have you until you suddenly realize you’re 40 and the only thing that wants to keep you company anymore is your 17 cats.

      • chortlingdingo

        Hate to break it to you, but that right there is probably the reason no woman wants to make a long-term emotional commitment to you.

        • czarangelus

          I was in a relationship for 15 years that I intended to carry on for life. But because society revolves around the wants of women rather than the needs of stable social units, she saw fit to pack up stakes and leave, knowing that there’s always another dick she can throw herself on without any fear of being called out for her selfishness. For a time, anyway. When she’s 50 and no longer attractive and the only thing that cares to keep her company are 17 cats, that’s when the regret sets in. It’s not “justice,” but it’s the closest thing we’ll ever get.

          • chortlingdingo

            I’m sorry you went through that, but going from “this woman broke my heart” to “women aren’t people” is pretty outrageous.

          • czarangelus

            I was hoping for an opportunity to expand on this! Think about the evolutionary history of human beings. If your tribe’s men lost on the battlefield, you could frequently expect the women to be seized as war brides. Strong kinship and loyalty ties are, for women, a genetic liability – the better you are able to cope with being made a warlord’s sex slave, the more likely you are to pass your own genes to the next generation. It’s not pretty but it’s the behavioral genome our ancestors gifted to us.

            And that’s why you shouldn’t be allowed to vote, or maybe your vote should count for 3/5 or something. You’ve been evolutionary optimized to be marginally-bonded sluts and generally speaking you completely lack the loyalty/ingroup axis of morality. That’s why when an irresponsible man has a mid-life crisis he buys a motorcycle; when an irresponsible woman has a mid-life crisis, she burns down her family unit and goes out in search of what we call a “Chad.”

          • chortlingdingo

            It’s kind of funny, you saying this to me. You had no way of knowing, but I’ve not only never had sex, but I’m uninterested in it entirely. I’m interested only in emotional connection. And I’m a woman.

            But okay, I’ll play. How then, do you explain men who leave their wives after 20+ years of marriage for a younger woman in her twenties?

            The drive to procreate maybe? If so, it doesn’t really fit well with your argument that men are interested in or capable of emotional investment either.

            Or maybe it could be as simple as that people change, fall in and out of love with each other, and some people are just assholes.

          • doktorzoom

            Damn, I wish we could keep you around to explain science to us a little more, but we need to clear some room for a very important discussion of the application of leeches to balance the bodily humours.

            Here’s the door, you poor misunderstood ubermensch.

            — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Donkey Option

    I love how much my marriage to my Moroccan husband upsets the kind of people I want to be miserable. I don’t want a child, but any child I won’t have would be half-Moroccan, so screw you racists!

  • Lily412

    If I can be nitpicky for a moment, I have two things to add:
    – Wonkette didn’t start the “babby” thing. It was a meme first.
    – 4chan isn’t a monolithic group of like-minded dumbasses. It just seems that way. It’s more accurate to say that it’s a bunch of immature people looking for their own amusement. Half the time you can’t tell who is and isn’t a troll. The different boards also have internal wars with each other. It’s actually kind of interesting from a sociological standpoint; too bad we have to be exposed to their awful.

  • Baakus

    The funniest/saddest thing is that all the dating data shows how much of an advantage white dudes have over non-white guys. It’s mainly because most white women will only consider white men, AND lots of non-white women are pretty open to white men.

    Essentially, if you’re a healthy straight white guy in America AND you’re still dateless, you’re a huge fucking failure. Try being a Black or Asian guy.

  • czarangelus

    There is nothing uglier or more obscene than a happy, stable family that supports one another into old age! You show’em, girl!

  • 12345combination

    Liberals aren’t breeding anymore and temperament and predilections to certain political positions are very much inheritable, the 2010 US survey and Europoll 2011 both found that 93%+ of individuals had the same political and religious affiliation as their parents once they were older than 25. Indicating some form of heritable trait is being passed on.

    You can see it in the birthrates by political affiliation across many nations. Republicans: 2.7, Democrats: 1.2, Social Democrats: 0.9 Labor: 0.8, Tories: 1.1, Christian Democrats: 2.3. White Democrats in America now have a birthrate of 0.9, blacks have a birthrate of 1.4, and spics sit at 1.6. White republicans are between 2.6 and 2.9 depending on whose numbers you use.
    By 2050 only 20% of individuals in the US will be descended from habitual Democrat voters or self described liberals and only 7% will be black.
    http://jaymans.wordpress.com/2012/08/27/the-liberalconservative-baby-gap-time-depth/
    http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2014/11/birth_rates_and_the_recession_has_a_black_generation_been_wiped_out.html
    http://www.epi.org/blog/black-birth-rate-converges-white-rate/

    this filth has always hidden within the white race, and also the NE Asians if you’ve seen their birthrates. These people lived off the cultural largesse of our traditional societies, Christianity for example forced these faggots to marry, be productive, breed and keep their retarded thoughts to themselves lest they be shunned for their disgusting sins. And back then the environment gave them no choice but to behavior in an adaptive manner or die. When they “freed” themselves from that social control the social standards of each generation declined since they were no longer being enforced by an outside social structure or the environment. And now it has come to this. Libtards and shitskins in America have divorce rates of 70% while white “conservatives”(defined in surveys are registered republicans) have divorce rates of 4-8% which is still way too high. Libtards have birthrates below 1 while conservatives have 3 or so kids. Libtards live in their dirty cities with their dogs and cats while conservatives live largely as their ancestors did in rural areas and very small cities. White males produce 74% of the GDP and account for 92% of those employed in manufacturing or resource extraction. White males do all the dangerous and hard work. This is what happens when fear of punishment and strife are not utilized as proper agents of social control. This is the inevitable result of allowing weak willed men, kikes, and cunts to decide the destiny of mankind.

    We’ve seen bullshit like the libtards before, the Cathars were excepting of homosexuality, vice of all sorts, and even murder. They encouraged people not to breed, and thought that because the world was filthy and fallen nobody should have children and that no authority should control them because it was temporal, except for the Cathar Elect of course. Sound familiar? How many times has a libtard bitched to you about overpopulation and how you are selfish for bringing children into a world were they suffer, you are selfish for not adopting a little nignog because muh overpopulation, you are selfish for doing anything biologically adaptive and placing your family before shitskins you’ve never met. And when you point out that we could just stop feeding the shitskins and billions would die off in the first ten years they have no material rebuttal they and only sputter and stammer “W-W-WACIST!”

    This is the same sickness we as a race have always had. The Catholic Church organized the extermination of all adult Cathars under the request of France and the German states because these faggots were trying to destroy society. But they didn’t purge enough it seems, the Cathars were never that big and the Inquisition was created to prevent another heresy of that sort. And it did, and it only cost 4,500 lives at most over an 800 year period to do it. The Inquisition essentially invented modern investigative law because they weren’t a secular court looking for scapegoats to throw to the outraged mob. They were actually trying to stop heresy.

    But it was a mistake and yes any NatSoc plan of forcing these fags to act like humans would also be a mistake. We should just let all those who don’t have a predisposition to survive die off, ZA VINAL ZOLUTION IV YOU VILL!

  • Andrew Stoddart

    I’d imagine most of these 4chan guys have completely given up on finding a mate and accepted that, and would rather just try to counter all the race-mixing propaganda they see in the media. It’s hard not to notice all the mixed race couples that are constantly being shown on tv, especially in commercials. I don’t have anything against race mixing, but I don’t think it’s the media’s job to promote it.

    • Nola Saint

      The media isn’t “promoting it” as much as they are showing…actual real family demographics in this country.

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